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#this is an applebee's
flannelepicurean · 6 months
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Sir, This is an Applebee's
Hannibal and Will have a toxic tradition of going out to dinner on the Mizumono anniversary. Will makes Hannibal take him to a terrible chain restaurant and pay for microwaved, mass-produced food with stupid theme names. But Hannibal does stupid monologues through the whole evening. Like...
Hannibal, extremely plaid: Does not the humble pollinator, in his industry, among the bright blossoms, bless us by his vigor with the fruit of the divine? With the sweetness of light?
Server, weirded out: Uh...welcome to Applebee's?
Hannibal, continuing in paisley: Ah, yes. The bee does indeed bring forth the apple as part of the sacred dance; and truly, we have been in paradise together. Tell me, Will; had we not wandered in the garden, sampled the forbidden fruit...would we be here in the bower of apples, tonight?
Will, bitterly: It's our anniversary.
Server, brightly: Oh! Congratu--
Will: no
Server: ...menus...
Hannibal, pinstripes: The Ouroboros is traditionally depicted consuming his own tail; however, Celtic imagery incorporating knotwork brings to mind--
Will: YOU STABBED ME.
Hannibal, plaintive: Because my heart was broken.
Will: ...I'm gonna get a well-done steak and put ketchup all over it.
Hannibal, sobbing: Wilhelm, you're no Teddy Graham, you're a monster.
Server: ...need a few more minutes...?
Will: HE WANTS THE LOADED POTATO BITES.
Hannibal, playing Pagliacci on his phone: The potato, or pomme de terre in French, the "earth apple"...
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alltears · 5 days
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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight
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marinecanary · 26 days
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Kristen "the greatest cleric of our age" Chilis Applebees
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darc-la-farse · 4 months
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JUNIOR YEAR!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!
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emiuli · 3 months
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My favorite low quality children!
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parksnark · 4 months
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I have great news. You make it to the first floor way before Angwyn does.
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pinocchicrow · 19 days
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and what if i cry?? what then?
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RICK PERRY THE GENIUS YOU ARE
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ribbittrobbit · 2 months
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these kids are incredibly stressed out
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hankandmonty · 1 month
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Happy dimension 20 day that last one was a doozy
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the-littlest-laney · 9 days
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cleric class
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wyspersss · 11 days
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True Sight
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minionsunclee · 17 days
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We’re haemorrhaging money on the groundskeeper, Jawbone!
Some of my favourite little bits. This is like the first time i fully color them ^.^ it was fun. Took wayy longer than it shouldve LOLL
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doodleswithangie · 10 days
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SQUARE UP!
[Image description: Fanart of a scene from Dimension 20's Fantasy High: Junior Year episode 14. The Bad Kids and The Rat Grinders square up in the middle of the school cafeteria. Alt text provided and copied under the cut. End ID]
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Image one: The Bad Kids and The Rat Grinders square up in the middle of the school cafeteria. Above their heads is written, "The Bad Kids vs The Rat Grinders."
Image two: From left to right - Adaine readies her magically glowing hand, Gorgug cracks his knuckles, Fig pages Colin Counterspell on her earpiece, Riz hisses, and Fabian steadies Kristen as she smirks down at Kipperlilly.
Image three: From left to right - Kipperlilly glares up at Kristen, Buddy looks on worriedly, Oisin has a hand on Kipperlilly's shoulder as he tries to intervene, Mary Anne has a deadpan stare, Ruben poses moodily, and Ivy smirks behind Oisin.
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angsty-art-ist · 27 days
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certified coolkid moment: finding the rotting corpse of your classmate in the woods
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colinprovolone · 28 days
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the low quality children
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emiuli · 19 days
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" Kristen, we are, I am afraid, star-crossed" *ੈ✩
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