Could you imagine the Lost Boys watching Twilight and making fun it with every chance they get.
Just imagine David being all serious bad boy on the boardwalk and Paul or Marko whispering “this is the skin of a killer Bella.” Into his ear and him just cracking up from it.
Or Star hops on Dwayne’s back and he just says “Hang on spider-monkey” before running full speed into the woods with her on his back. Leaving the other boys to laugh and cackle at the reference.
WanWan is an innocent young man🥺 from a good family,🥺 who was unwillingly sold into the city lord's harem.😔 He doesn't want to be there,💔 but...
...this is all a lie that he made up to cover up the fact that he, Zhen Wan, alias Black Impermanence, is the Martial Art World's #1 Assassin™[*], hired to end the existence👻 of said city lord, Liu Qingying!😱 Which he did!😱 EXCEPT!😲 That when he was about to leave🏃♂️ after doing the deed that de did while pretending to do the deed that she thought he would do,🤔❔❔ she ✨came back to life!✨😱 But now she doesn't remember anything.🙃 So now he's stuck there.😶 Awkwardly.
AND, TENCENT!! WHY DID YOU NOT TRANSLATE THIS DRAMA; I WANT TO WATCH IT!! *holds Tencent upside-down and shakes them to see if a "Wan Wan Lei Qing" drops out of their pockets*
[*]Two out of three Martial Art World's Number One Assassins are actually terrible at their jobs.
So, since I couldn't watch the comedy mini-drama📺 about the bossy city lord and the assassin puppy who try to escape the very enthusiastic harem,😱 I cope with chibis.😔
Reference:
Text on speech bubble is made up. It's not from the drama.
Alternatives include:
"Hmm... Are you sure about that?"
"Welllll....."
This is my current DnD character named Lazarus. He's a Dampyr/Vampire Phantom Rogue who's half elf. I want to do a full character sheet with him, but I've been so busy so hopefully this summer I can draw a bunch.
Dottie: "I usually don't show this to anyone. People would know I'm different."
*proceeds to show herself with a back revealing dress, displaying a scarred and damaged back."
Peggy: "I... It's like... You're beautiful."
Dottie: "Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer, Peggy."