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#this is to the tiktok and twitter bros btw
vampyrsm · 2 months
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gojo glazers should be locked in a lab and given the denji treatment
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enden-agolor · 5 months
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I will never understand how the mcsm fandom is so hateful towards Axel man
The Lukas fans who say they hate Axel because he's "mean" to Lukas? Like, from Axel's perspective, Lukas is a part of the squad of bullies that are extremely hostile towards himself, Jesse, and Olivia. Not only that, but he's the leader of them? I don't think Axel is in the wrong at all for being put off by Lukas' presence in the first episode. Lukas obviously isn't anything like the other Ocelots, but Axel doesn't know that, or certainly hasn't been around Lukas long enough to realize it. He had his moments in episode 1 that were a bit off for him, like the whole
Axel: "He called me stupid."
Lukas: "No I didn't."
Axel: "But you wanted to."
Like yeah that was silly on Axel's part, but considering the mess they just got out of, and how scattered all their minds must feel? Again, I don't blame him too much for it.
Not only this, but Axel stops being mean to him like right after episode 2??
And then there's the people who hate on him because he's a big guy. He's a literal block character, but because he's bigger people just resort to being fatphobic towards him?? Like bro what
He was so wrong for playing finders keepers with that elixir though I can't defend him on that ☠️
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saintslewis · 10 months
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❝ in the end ❞
pairing: Lewis Hamilton x black fem! driver reader
summary: two childhood best friends that the world absolutely fell in love with but are they ever going to fall in love with each other?
warnings: swearing, cussing, reader age description
saint’s notes: another indirect request from the lovely @bbymelsworld about the knight in mercedes armour, lewis! i hope you everyone enjoys this and sorry for typos!
taglist: @thisismeracing
social media au.
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yourusername thank you Bahrain, until next time 🩷
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user i need the both of them in a way that is concerning to feminism
user ayo????
user MOTHER AND FATHER
user how the fuck are you 36 and you better tell me all your secrets
yourusername i have a youth fountain in my backyard, srry 😣
user what i wanna know is how you kept this friendship for 20 YEARS?!
icebox we absolutely loved making your matching grillz! we can’t wait for the next visit ❤️
landonorris thanks for the overtake on the track, mum🫶🏽
yourusername you’re very welcome, son 🥰
yourfriend cuteeeee 😋
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lewishamilton now why is that picture on here?
yourusername bc you were so excited to talk about dinosaurs to someone other than me
lewishamilton is that why you took my credit card? 😭
yourusername thank you for my new wigs btw 🤭🫶🏽
lewishamilton did you at least get a pink one like i’ve been waiting for?
yourusername and platinum blonde
lewishamilton all is forgiven, sweetie
user do they know that they’re in love or?
user i’m just waiting for the soft launch tbh
fan that’s at least half a million on her wrist lol
mercedesamgf1 we’re super proud of you! 🥳
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fan girl, you hidin these archives of Lew to yourself???
yourusername they gotta be used at the right time so basically, yes ❤️
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lewishamilton
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lewishamilton :) ❤️
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user oh that’s not-
fan i love you but please be so fucking fr
neymarjr congrats bro! 🫵🏽❤️
user ofc you would know a thing or two about this, loser
user isn’t she that one influencer who started some shit on a sponsored trip because the person paired with her was black?
user are you starting shit or are you being serious?
user so serious, i remember seeing this trend on tiktok
hisgirlfriend ❤️
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user so he’s not even going to reply to her damn comment? 😭
user it’s bc these two aren’t meant to be 😭
user why are people being so mean in the comments? let him live
fan this is upsetting me and my homegirls DEEPLY
fan #lewisandyn4eva
fan #lewisandyn4eva
fan #lewisandyn4eva
badgalriri #lewisandyn4eva
user RIHANNA?!
ynfan ik y/n’s heart is so broken, they were endgame
ynfan lewis better watch his back fr
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yourusername time to myself + a little treat for myself
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user GYATTTT
lilymhe HELLO????
yourusername hi Lily 😋
user ‘a little treat’ and it’s a g wagon, oh to be y/n 😫
champagnepapi i needa learn the basics of f1
yourusername LMFAOOOOO
fan omg he didn’t even like the picture, what have we come to?
fan the heartbreak we’re having
charles_leclerc hey y/n, wanna go to a museum?
yourusername do you think they have a cry room there?
centralcee woah
user DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
michaelbjordan 😫
user SHE’S COLLECTING THESE MEN LIKE POKÉMON LMAOOOOO
prada 🥰🤍
carlossaniz55 mi madre says hi
yourusername hi Mama Sainz 😋
user not Drake literally reposting this and putting the ring emoji????
user he delulu just like us omg
sza i would quit my job for you if you asked
yourusername SZA NO DON’T
beyonce ❤️
“Lewis Hamilton has broken up with influencer girlfriend, sources say.”
three months later
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yourusername you’ve been hiding in plain sight then appeared, oh i know 🤍
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lewishamilton i love you so much, my princess ❤️
yourusername i love you and btw i left you some stir fry for when you get back ❤️
zendaya FUCKING FINALLY
landonorris WEDDING WHEN
lewishamilton we actually eloped last month but we’re planning the official wedding :)
user THEY LITERALLY DATED FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS AFTER THAT AND NOW THEY’RE MARRIED?!
user how are they married after two months?? that’s so short
user they’ve literally been best friends for 20+ years…
cleosol so grateful to be part of the proposal, love you two
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user THE PINK WIG REFERENCE OMGGGG
user now THIS is friends to lovers done perfectly
user Lewis and Y/n, did you two get podium because you two just got married? 🤨
lewishamilton yes.
yourusername yes and because we’re amazing drivers
pharrell congratulations you two! 🤍
marsaimartin MY PARENTS Y’ALL
landonorris actually, they’re my parents 🫤
marsaimartin did they ever pick you up from school?
landonorris yourusername pls confirm this????
yourusername 🫣
lewishamilton • 44 min
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bigtittiecomitte · 6 months
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[Small Rant!]
(Hope this is alright!! Sorry for my ask being so long and all over the place, but I just had so much to say!)
I honestly might leave the fandom, I'm REALLY tempted to at this point. Because, I don't know how much more of this toxicity, the behavior of Envy and V stans (NOT ALL, BTW) and the Nuzi hatedom, I can take..especially knowing that Envy and V stans are doing the same thing they did back when episode 6 released, attacking and harassing Liam Vickers + sending death threats...it's absolutely disgusting and unacceptable and shouldn't be normalized, AT ALL. These individuals who are doing this aren't real fans of the show and don't care about it, they don't give a shit about the love, dedication and care that goes into Murder Drones or all the hard work that goes into the show. They only care about wether their ship becomes canon or not and if they don't get what they want, they start harassing and shitting on the crew behind the show, especially the creator (Liam) and say they don't wanna watch the show anymore and it just proves they were probably NEVER fans in the first place and only cared about shipping and that's just so damn sad, it's especially pathetic and childish how some of these fans act..
I've said it before and I'll say it once more, SHIPPING ISN'T EVERYTHING, STOP MAKING IT A BIG DEAL. There's so much more to love and appreciate about the Murder Drones and there's so much to love about the show and shipping shouldn't be something you should even go into and look forward to when getting into any piece of media, MD isn't even a romance show. I'm overall just so damn tired and sick of this fandom, like REALLY TIRED..it's just so damn draining and exhausting especially when the same arguments are used again and again. The fandom just sucks and I fear it'll only get worse and I really don't know if I can stay for much longer. (I'm seriously missing the pilot-era days when the fandom was small and not that bad) but even though the community isn't the best, I'm glad we have some respectful and caring individuals in the fanbase like you and others, I honestly don't think the fandom isn't as bad here as it is on both TikTok and Twitter, the MD fandom side of things on Tumblr is more tame compared to the other social medias I mentioned.
Overall, MD is such a comfort show for me and has had such a huge impact on me, it's seriously one of my favorite shows, I'm not even joking. I'm incredibly thankful and happy for it's existence and also thankful to Liam, GLITCH, the animators, the VA's and just the entire team as a whole for making such a great and wonderful show! It means so much to me and I'll never stop loving it despite it's ups and downs + the community not being the best at times, I'm truly thankful for this show and those I've met in the fandom. ❤️💞
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Hey you Dorky goober
No need to apologise for the long rant. Generally I adore long rants so win win for both of us (if anyone does need to rant about something then I’ll totally be here for you, I know what it feels like to not rant about something but you really do)
With you thinking about leaving the fandom due to the toxicity honestly I would not blame you at all. I’m someone who’s comfort ship is Nuzi so just seeing any hate would make me think about it for the rest of the day
Usually what I do when I see any toxicity is just laugh at it, laugh at how stupid their take is. Recently I had a fight with this Lesslie person and all I did was laugh at how silly it was like bro was getting aggressive bc people preferred Nuzi
I’m trying not to dogpile on toxic V fans + Envy shippers cause I don’t want to seem too obsessive over drama but for some reason it always gets worse
There are toxic Nuzi shippers but there aren’t as many as toxic Envy shippers like never in my life have I seen an Envy shipper getting doxxed because they like Envy. For some reason it’s always the toxic Envy shippers that make this fandom miserable
I don’t think they even know that they’re toxic shippers and desperately need to leave the fandom, most of them are kids but that never excuses any actions that they do because it’s the internet, once you post something it’s there forever
Murder Drones has so much in store than just romance and I’m saying this as someone who mostly posts Nuzi related things although I really do want to post more about the lore and I even planned for a full post on the details (I was pretty busy so I didn’t complete that but it’s in the drafts lol)
Not only the lore but just Murder Drones in general, the romance is great but so is the show, just everything about this show is filled with so much love and you can tell just by all the silly things they put in the backgrounds and the writing by Liam
Like the N x Uzi scenes are just small scenes like they’re put in different places but it works because the show isn’t focused on romance. I do think people forget that the N x Uzi scenes are quite literally important for the plot as well, it’s not just there for fanservice. Liam knows what he’s doing and anyone that tells him otherwise can go fuck off honestly
There are bad people but there are also a lot of good people in this fandom, a lot that do appreciate Murder Drones for even continuing. Screw whatever those 13 year olds on Twitter say, they don’t know crap about respect
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birdiewolf · 2 years
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Bruh what is it with genshin shippers on twitter and tiktok being so obsessed with each other???????I swear if you’d look up content about a ship on either platform, you’ll find content on shippers just bashing other ships or putting idiotic ‘ittosara/ayathoma/eimiko/etc stans dni’ disclaimers in their bio……
Holy hell, why is it so difficult for them to mind their own business and not ruin the peace within the fandom????? (This isn’t a post against shippers btw, so those of you who get irritated with ppl having fun with romantic character pairings or whine about how ‘ships ruin everything’, this post isn’t for you)
And omg they can’t even mind their own business when a post about a ship they don’t like comes on their fyp. If it’s a pairing you don’t like, then just scroll???? Why are you taking time out to add your unwanted opinion in a space that is clearly not for you? It’s a different case if the post is bashing your ship and you comment to defend it, but most cases aren’t like that. And I swear sometimes they give the most backhanded comments to fan artists who draw ship content online
‘I don’t ship this but it’s cute 😊’ like you can compliment their art WITHOUT bringing up your personal likes/dislikes cuz they work hard on their drawings only to see comments that visibly are unappreciative of the content they enjoy….
And Ppl create the most unnecessary posts ever on their ‘takes’ on certain ships all the time. ‘My opinions on ships tw:opinion🤭’ like bro please grow up. Just cuz ur doing and saying these things online doesn’t mean that it won’t have the same affect as it would in person.
If you were to go around giving out opinions publicly without any consideration to the time and place, then you’re gonna be bashed or disliked at most. Social cues are important both irl and online. And if y’all are gonna make posts about each other’s ships then at least have the decency to use the fucking tags to ensure that ppl who like those pairings don’t have to see your complaints about them…..
I’m so confused and irritated with all the shippers drama. It’s annoying that y’all can’t treat each other with respect or practice basic etiquette online cuz then shippers’ drama affects the entire community.
I like shipping; but it’s not fun when the fandom is constantly at each other’s throats on which ship is ‘valid’ or ‘problematic’…..
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ham-st4r · 2 months
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NAH IM DONE WITH "ENGENES" (im looking at yall k-enegnes specfically)
WHY THE FUCK IS IT whenever enhypen releases new music, content, at a concert, fuck even breathe that these fake ass fuckers have the need to say something so shit to our boys LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS UR PROBLEM U STANKY ASS BE GRATEFUL THAT THEY ARE DOING SO MUCH FOR US
if they have so much problem just fucking leave man no need to stay. I feel like atp they are just there for the fan service. The day enhypen stops doing that is the day we all have true engenes that can vibe together fr fr.
On god bro like damn I was literally just thinking about that shit these boys are working fucking overtime (I know they chose to be idols) like back to back tours two hour long shows send off soundcheck new music back to back like what more could you want? Not to mention all the other little side projects they do They’re unproblematic but somehow “engenes” still got shit to say? They have been harassed threatened named called and everything else under the sun but yet people still got shit to say it’s outrageous
And fuck don’t even get me started on the member favoritism holy hot damn the fact that people are singling out members and based off looks or fan service really just grinds my gears like I love heeseung with my whole entire heart but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna bash sunghoon or call jay ugly like tf be for real right now
I have zero respect for people who talk about them like that and try to claim their “engenes” not to mention all the weird fan interactions they have to endure but god forbid they meet an engene in Japan and hug them then all hell has to break loose
There’s just so much more I have to say and honestly I could write 10k words on the topic alone
Not to mention people only talk about their visuals like they are more then their visuals they make incredible music and have some of the most unique voices in kpop that I’ve heard but still everytime you see a post about them it’s about heeseung’s visuals or some nonsense (not saying there aren’t post that praise them) but for the most part I really see post about that which in my opinion is meaningless like yes they are attractive young men (I only look at heeseung btw lol) but they are more than that honestly they deserve respect cause they have done nothing but work hard to put out greatness for us so we should appreciate it they’re always active (especially jungwon)
And the fan service and other engenes being jealous of that girl who did the go big or go home dance on the big screen in Dallas I think it was people literally stalked her account and went years back to find out she was saying the N word and they started dogging her for it (I hate when people use that word) but still to drag her like that was scary and crazy all just because the boys watched her on screen I can assure that the fans are thinking about her more than enhypen so I don’t get where all the jealousy comes in from yeah I wish I got noticed on the big screen but I’m not gonna throw hate at someone just cause she did and I didn’t (and maybe that’s cause they did see me in the crowd why I’m not jealous) but even still that’s too far I understand being jealous but not to the extent of tracking someone’s account down thats actually (if it’s true I just heard this somewhere on tiktok I think) but yeah there’s so much to say and it’s all negative I’m embarrassed that I’m even associated with them by being an engene but sadly there’s nothing I can do but like you said hopefully they will leave and the real engenes will have their time to shine
Another way you can tell those “engenes” are just in it for the members is the fact they are selling their vip1 tickets cause it was said there was going to be no send off (saw it on twitter not sure if this is true either) but if it is that’s crazy like why not just show up and support them without being delusional about it and the fact they walked out last year when enhypen was still performing songs just so they could get close at sendoff like come on it’s just embarrassing atp but anything to get noticed right? Even the members couldn’t stop the “fans” from fighting so that’s how you can tell it’s just a crazed obsession but okay I’m done
For now
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social media’s in a nutshell, but the people who actually use them.
Twitter: So did I you know your an awful person?
also twitter: Racism, racism, racism, sexism, your best friend talking about a dog they saw, sexism, sexism, homophobia, homophobia, homophobia, transphobia, NSFW art from a mutual, transphobia, transphobia, and then the worst take in the history of worst takes by some 13 year old or maybe it was actually 30 something you can’t tell.
YouTube: “why YouTube has become a capitalist hellhole for anyone who dares speak about anything not consumer friendly: A video essay” 4 hours and 50 minutes long, 40,895 views.
also YouTube: “me and my friend are mermaids btw here’s how to do the mermaid spell! Easy in 1 step!” 26 minutes long.
also also YouTube: “I COMMITED TAX FRAUD AND TRIED TO OUTRUN THE AUTHORITIES CHALLENGE 24 HOUR CHALLENGE PART 1 OF 279” 10 minutes long and has almost a billion views.
also also also YouTube: “beheading” 13 minutes long, with 1,600 views.
ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO YouTube: “HUGGY WUGGY TOILET NAKED VORE?” 20 minutes long, 8 million views.
4chan: be me> sexless loser> finds amazing wonderful woman who loves me for me> she’s fat> keep her until someone else comes> me and her do exercise and eat better> she becomes 100/10> gets married> has kids> love of my life>
also 4chan: ROBOTS, /B/ WE MUST UNITE THIS FUCKER BLENDERED A CAT WE MUST KILL HIM>
THAT (insert string of slurs) WILL GET WHAT’S COMING TO HIM>
FOUND HIS ADDRESS AT 404 CATBLENDER MAN STREET>
AUTHORITIES CALLED I GOT THE RSPCA AT THE HOUSE LETS GO /B/ FUCK YEAH THIS IS A WIN FOR ALL THE ROBOTS LETS GO>
also also 4chan: *the most graphic picture you have ever seen that haunts your soul and your life you will never be the same* hey /b/ look what I found>
also also also 4chan: guys, *insert the most out of pocket slur filled green post you hav ever seen* and that’s why I think (insert minority) are degenerates>
tiktok: *video of hatsune miku dancing with the caption* it’s not okay to encourage ED$ instead be kind and respectful and not be f@tphobic and @blei$t
also TikTok: *a video plays before quickly cutting out replaced with a new one* YOU ARE MAKING PEOPLE UNALIVE THEMSELVES WITH THIS TIKTOK GET HELP TRANS PEOPLE AREN’T GŘOÖMËRS AND PDFILES YOU ARE AWFUL!
also also TikTok: *a video plays of a montage of red and black text* you never saw me as real, you never saw me. I’m going to k1ll myself soon, life is too hard my parents have taken away my ps5 and my phones I am making this on my friends phone. Good bye cruel world.
also also also TikTok: *dangerous things happen in quick succession* “so that’s how you do a deep clean of your home!” comments : girly😭 NO you can’t use 🔥 on wooden floorboards 😰
comments: 💀💀💀 bro’s using chemical weapons to clean her sink💀💀💀
Comments: BLEACH IN YOUR FISHTANK? GIRL ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOUR BF’S DISCUS😬
comments: okay you did so many things wrong here and genuinely I’m surprised your are still alive-1
Cleangirly: no it was pretty safe idk what you mean🤷‍♀️
Comments:WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAFE? YOU SET A FIRE TO CLEAN THE FLOORBOARDS?-2
Also also also ALSO TikTok: *a video explaining why if you hate the color blue your a narcissist* yeah anyone who hates blue is a big red flag girlies
Tumblr: “guys penis” 1 million notes
also tumblr: *a long post explaining the intricacies of sexuality, sexism, the queer identity, toxic masculinity, and how colonialism and racism plays into it.* so yeah long post whoops.
reblog: *the most loaded toxic reblog you have ever seen* woman should all be killed.
reblog: *starts out making some form of sense then devolves* ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS AND SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH NOW
reblog: *a story relating heavily to the post, which makes the original post better by its addition* so yeah some other re blogs are missing the point but you really put my experience into words thank you <3
reblog: *a picture of the tags filled with the weirdest take you have ever seen* Uhh who are you and can you leave tumblr? Thanks?
also also tumblr: gifly the gif, share gifly the gif because look at him *mindbogglingly fast images flash*
Quora: “why is the sky blue?”
answer 1: because god made it that way in his infinite wisdom
answer 2: because *long winded but concise explanation on how it works* I have a doctorate in this subject.
awnser 3: Long story short, it’s not blue it’s the ozone or something.
Facebook: “meemaw want to add you as a friend” *presses yes, anyone you have ever known tangentially appears in the Facebook friends page*
Also Facebook: “Gerald is my husband who I love”
Comments: that’s nice Geraldine, happy anniversary
Comments: *long winded conspiracy theory* that’s why the illegals want to rule the world and destroy us all
also also also Facebook: *random 5minute crafts video* TOP TEN LIFE HACKS FOR COOKING!
comments: oh what an amazing video! -Geraldine
comments: YOU CAN MAKE THE POPPED CORN WITH A COKA COLA CAN?
comments: I am showing this to my dear wife Geraldine. -Gerald
omegle: *video starts live-streaming and you see an older man’s cock* “…” “…” “you 13?” “…” *ends chat*
also Omegle: *you and a guy talk for ages* that was awesome here’s my socials! See you soon friend!
reddit: “why the Reddit mods are power hungry” *it is a screenshot of a screenshot talking about mod abuse.* “REDDIT WANTS US SILENT WE MUST FIGHT!” *deleted post*
also Reddit: “top ten anime wifus in (PEDO BAIT SHOW) and why I’d fuck them”
also also Reddit: “how do you fix a bolted screw valve on a pressure cooker…”
Vine: *5 seconds of comedy*
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sanrio-gyal · 8 months
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Hi! can we hear some of your modern au Deidara headcanons? Big fan btw
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Yesssss of course!
This has probably been sitting in my inbox for a while 🙁 sorry
Main staple of clothing is his baggy pants and a tank top. He then throws his hair up to messy up do. Definitely digs in his laundry and rewears the same clothes
Doesn’t take off his make up. He goes to sleep with his eyeliner and wakes up with it on. He also forgets to remove his contact lenses. Definitely has put on contacts when he already had them on.
Has a pet lizard, tarantula, and bird. He got the lizard from a tree and decided it’s be his pet. His dorm does not allow pets lmao.
Constantly snacking throughout the day. His backpack is mostly full of chips,candy, gum, or beef jerky. His mouth constantly needs to be chewing on something. 
Collects figures. Definitely has paid for anime figures using his rent money.
He has terrible money management skills. Spends money on art supplies that he never uses. His main media is clay yet he has hundreds of markers.
intelligent but rather party than do his schoolwork. Projects with Deidara is the worst. He only starts working a few days before the due date.
Roommates with Hidan. Their dorm is a wasteland. Neither like cleaning so it remains dirty asf. At least they’re smart enough to not invite others over.
Honestly…Deidara is just a guy. He genuinely has no idea what he wants to do in life except for being an artist.
Dorm room is decorated in posters and art. His led lights are always on blue.
Works as a cashier at a gas station on night duty. He sleeps most of the time and when there is a customer he tries to get them out as fast as possible so he can go back to sleep. Sometimes just tells them that it’s free.
Has a Twitter, instagram, and tumblr. He doesn’t post on tiktok instead scrolling for hours.
19 year old iPad kid. 🙁 he eats hot Cheetos while scrolling through YouTube shorts. Hidan yells at him to turn it down.
Finds the stupidest things funny.
His license is suspended 😭
Loves vans and Nike airs
Partially deaf and wears a hearing aid. He never officially learned sign language. Him and kurotsuchi made up their sign language. He quickly realized that no one knew what he was signing.
Him and Hidan go on Omegle just argue.
Tongue and eyebrow piercing
Contagious laugh
unironically watches reality tv shows like 90 day fiancé, love island, survivor, housewives, bad girls club because he likes seeing people fight.
Smokes weed when bored
Bro does not eat his veggies 😭🙏 even eating cup of ramen, he will take out the vegetables.
His playlist is 99% of punk, rock, and heavy metal and then he has a secret playlist with Nicki, ice spice, sexy redd. He’s secretly a female rapper fan.
Can’t cook for shii. He’d probably starve to death if the Akatsuki weren’t helping him cook.
Has blown up his microwave “accidentally”
:p
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surshica · 11 months
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GLITZ N GLAMOUR
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genre: fluffy fluff yeay
warnings: translated french
A/N: heyy🧎‍♀️ kinda shit but GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGA i’m bored :p STREAM SPICY BTW.
synopsis: charles dating f1 blogger and f1 interviewer — charles leclerc x reader (faceclaim: karina aespa)
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charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc my girlfriend is still hotter than you
tagged _ynln
_ynln you’re so delulu it hurts
↳ charles_leclerc no i just love MY girlfriend
landonorris we want more of yn not you
↳ charles_leclerc and if i were to say something bad i’ll be the villain.
↳ landonorris WE WANT MORE OF YN
↳ charles_leclerc 😒
user HELP all because bro didn’t want to answer a question about thirst tweets
↳ user he definitely does read them..GUILT ASS
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user this is so cute omg
carlossainz55 he actually runs a yn fan account on twitter and has multiple yn edits saved on tiktok
↳ charles_leclerc you suck btw !!
↳ _ynln WAIT REALLY? that’s actually really cute
↳ charles_leclerc just kidding i love you carlos thanks for that 😛
↳ maxverstappen1 nah the switch up is insane..
user living pinterest coupleeee
pierregasly i don’t think anybody realizes he did the tiktok sounds manifesting yn would like him more than a friend
↳ _ynln HELP “more than a friend” sorry love you’re only a friend to me now
↳ charles_leclerc what te eff.
↳ danielriccardo not yn pulling a adrian agreste on you LMAO
↳ charles_leclerc who?
↳ _ynln stfu. we’re watching that tonight
f1 power couple~
scuderiaferrari ugh i want her more move charles😍
↳ redbullracing you’re time with her is over she is with us now~
↳ scuderiaferrari yeah for one interview, only one she’s coming back to us afterwards
↳ mercedesamgf1 she’s going with us actually!
↳ astonmartinf1 she’s coming over to us soon..right!
↳ scuderiaferrari in your dreams ‼️
@ surshica | rb & follow.
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zifey · 9 months
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BRO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR?!?! (I crawled over here from TikTok btw)
hiiiii lolol yes!! my username is the same on basically everything (zifeyyyy on instagram + tiktok, zifey on tumblr) except twitter which is screwbra1n (^o^)/
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purplethesheep · 2 months
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Bro this app needs glasses 😭 (oh I have a twitter and TikTok account btw)
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mosviqu · 10 months
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ITS AMAZING IT DEFINITELY BECAME MY FAV ALBUM FROM THEM!!!! SO I HOPE U WILL ENJOY IT WHEN U LISTEN TO IT ONCE!!!!🥳🥳
i would be devastated if he stopped thats for sure but i think he said before that he still enjoys streaming very much so he definitely isn't planning on stopping in the near future 🥳we shall fear not🥳🥳🥳
IT DOES LOOK AMAZING i'm praying so hard that nothing will ruin this they have to have good music with this concept🫡
ERIC WENT OFF WITH THAT SO I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED THAT U MEANT THAT PART😵‍💫IT GOT ME QUAKING WHEN I FIRST LISTENED TO IT SO I FULL ON UNDERSTAND🤭 i laughed so hard at what u wrote about sunwoo i feel that on another level🫡 OOOO🥳🥳🥳I HOPE U LIKE IT AND THAT YOUNGHOON IS GREAT IN IT!!!🥳🥳
oooo☹️☹️☹️ i hope u will feel better soon!!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️ and do not worry about replying late/replying on rrxnjun it's fine ur mental health is more important!!!!💕💕💖
OOO I HOPE IT WORKS OUT OH MY!!! WAITING FOR UR FREAK OUT MANIFESTING IT FOR U ACTUALLY!!!!!!!! (LIEBESTRAUM ANON SENDING U ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT!!!🥳🥳💗🩷🩷)
(btw i cant believe ur post about intak is the way i found out he has a gf and that's why his club video was released oh my lord💀)
I ENTERED PIWON BRAINROT TODAY SO I WILL LISTEN TO IT TONIGHT AND GIVE YOU (AND MOST LIKELY EVERYONE) MY THOUGHTS AHAHA
literally also i was watching the vid and one of the guys had a very nice talking voice but. i literally do not know who it was so LMAO😭😭 only a few more days and the debut is here 🤞
bro....whatever they fed eric before he spit out that verse.... they should do it more often i feel like im levitating whenever i hear that part like you dont get it i GASPED. also we dont talk about sunwoo every time a tbz member catches my eye its him i refuse to talk abt it. younghoon was great in it!! the actual drama was shit and i wouldve dropped it after ep 1 if i wasnt in park jihoon the soloist/actor brainrot LMAO (he was the main cast and his character made me cringe approx every 4 seconds)) but the last few eps were good 😭😭 but younghoon had a very charming character and the acting was decent no bad word here
thank u for understanding! 🥺
THANK U THANK U we gotta meet when (and if) im in budapest (im half joking half serious) AHAHA. im gonna ask for ur number in case we get lost and nobody wants to speak english w us /j
BRO I DIDNT KNOW EITHER I FOUND OUT ONLY TODAY AHAHAHA i knew abt the club thing bc ppl joked that it was dry as fuck (correct) but then i saw something abt the girlfriend on tiktok and i was like wait what 😭 so i looked it up on twitter and i was like oh lord. anyways good for him apparently she's a model and super pretty so i am glad my man is getting his d sucked like he deserves ❤
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 @emrylurkeroftheloch Oh god is that a thing??
Yep and it’s Very prominent on twitter and tiktok!! there was this one time somebody on twitter was educating people that the Funny-Looking Blobfish are sick and deformed from being taken from the ocean and like 95% of the QRTs were people going “the fish isn’t gonna see it so who cares” and “the blobfish ain’t gonna fuck you bro” (Exact Wording Btw) and whenever someone posts videos of themselves basically abusing their pets for clout on tiktiok and people call it out people in the comments are like “uh oh the tiktok vets are here 🙄” and it’s like. hey what tf is wrong with you all jw
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wonwoosthetic · 3 years
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HELLOOO! IT'S ME AGAINNN. Btw can I request seventeen's reaction to minnie modelling for calvin klein and their reactions to her photos plssssss ^_^
HIIIIII, always happy to see a request from you🤗♥️ This one took me a while as I accidentally deleted the original one, I’m really sorryy, but I hope everyone enjoys it!!
Thank you for the request, love!!!!♥️♥️
K-Pop Masterlist
Warnings: mentions of nudity
Word Count: 1.5k
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Disinfected Eyes
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Minnie was lying on the living room couch in the shared dorm with her head placed in Minghao's lap - both were scrolling through their phone, showing the other person funny videos or Weverse comments from fans every now and then. It was surprisingly quiet as they were the only ones in the flat, their dorm mates decided to visit the other members two floors above.
The girl was watching a Seventeen edit on TikTok when her member's voice ringed through her ear, "Ehm... Minnie?"
"Yeah?" she answered unbothered, not looking away from her phone.
"Your Calvin Klein pictures just got released-", she shot up, eyes immediately on Minghao's phone.
"OH really??", she tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, "I didn't know they were gonna release it this week."
Minghao scrolled through Twitter, only seeing the more "innocent" pictures first: her in a crop top and jeans holding a camera, her in the bathtub looking into the camera seductively.
"Hey, don't look at them like that", she commented on the smile that was growing on his face, touching his lips with her index finger.
He laughed at her, "What? I'm just really proud of how confident you are", he patted her thigh, "They look really good, well done."
He kept on scrolling until he passed the fan tweets of her pictures, showing her only wearing Calvin Klein underwear, "Oh...", the boy's eyes went wide. Minnie looked up from her phone on which she was trying to find her pictures, "What now?", she smiled.
"You- you really- yeah, you did it, I mean", he couldn't finish his sentence, not knowing what an appropriate reaction would be.
"Oh stoooop", she whined laughing, when suddenly both of their phones indicated a new text message in their group chat.
Mingyu: *sent a photo* WHAT IS THAT?!
Seungkwan: ...
Dino: YOOOOO, daammmn
Minghao: @Minnie care to explain?
Minnie looked up at her Chinese member, "Really? I'm sitting right in front of you", but he just smiled at her sheepishly. Minghao was about to answer when the front door opened with a loud hit against the wall, making the two sitting on the couch jump in surprise.
Turning around to see who was coming out of the hallway, there stood S.Coups with his phone in his hand, showing one of the pictures of her in underwear, followed by Jeonghan, Joshua, and Mingyu.
"Care to explain?!", their leader repeated the words their other member had just sent into their group chat.
"What?", Minnie looked at them innocently and shrugged her shoulders, "You guys knew about the campaign."
"We knew about the campaign, we didn't know you were gonna be naked", Jeonghan answered, Cheol and Mingyu next to him agreeing by nodding their head.
"Oh please", she stood up from the couch, all eyes on her, "I'm hardly naked-"
"Hardly naked?!", Mingyu spoke up "Guys-", Minghao tried to talk but the taller member didn't stop, "You're literally only wearing TWO pieces of clothing", he stated.
"You guys have seen me in bikinis AND even in underwear before-"
"That doesn't matter", Seungcheol interrupted her, "Everyone else doesn't need to see this."
Minnie tilted her head to give them a 'You're serious?!' look, when they heard the door open again, a loud voice coming in, "Wooohoooo", Seungkwan entered the room, smiling brightly, immediately walking up to Minnie, "Looking good", he said with a wink, giving her an awkward bro-hug. He was followed by Vernon coming in as well, "Nice pics, Minnie", he laughed, quickly analyzing the scene they had interrupted, making him smile even wider.
The girl shot a wink at Vernon and looked back at the four oldest in the room, who looked at the younger ones in disbelief. Seungkwan raised his hands, "Right, right, sorry", and left the room right away, dragging Vernon along with him.
"I need to sit down", Mingyu huffed in exaggeration and laid down on the long side of the couch with a hand on his forehead. In the current situation, it was a bit hard for Minnie to take her older members serious since she knew the only reason they reacted like this was out of protectiveness and shock. She looked up at Joshua who hasn't said anything ever since coming in, "What do you want to say?"
"Nothing", he shook his head, "they just dragged me along. I think they look good and you're old enough."
"Thank god!", she raised her arms in relief, "See!", and pointed at Joshua, "Even he's okay with it. A church boy. No offence", she quickly added, looking at him, but he only laughed, "None taken."
"Guys, she's 23, I think she can very much decide on her own what she should and shouldn't do", Minghao tried to calm down the older ones in the room.
"I-No", Mingyu looked at him, "How can you say that. Look at her", he took her face in his hands and squished her cheeks, "So cute."
Minnie slapped his hand away, giving him a side-eye, making him immediately shut up as he knew, she wanted to remind him of what happened a few months ago.
For the third time this evening, the front door opened again - Hoshi and Wonwoo let themselves in.
"Are they real?", the tiger spoke up, pointing at the picture on his phone. Wonwoo took his hand and the phone down since everyone already probably knew what he was talking about without having to see it exactly.
Minnie scuffed, "Yes, they are real, why shouldn't they be?" she whined, exhausted from the situation.
"Just asking", he defended himself quickly, "Confident, I like it", he commented before disappearing again. The other 96 Liner took a seat next to Minghao, who had turned around on the couch to talk to the 95 Liners that were sitting at the dining table.
"Alright", the girl breathed out, her eyes wandering around the room, "has everyone calmed down?"
"No", Mingyu cried, his face was now buried in a pillow.
"I wasn't talking to you", she stated, absolutely done with his reaction, "I'm done with you."
She turned to the guys sitting at their table, looking at them with raised eyebrows. Instead of answering her questioning looks, Jeonghan decided to ask a question directed at Wonwoo, "What do you think about it?" The other member looked up from his phone, locking eyes with the girl first and then turned around, "What did Joshua say?"
"She's old enough", the American spoke up.
"I agree with him", he lied, turning his attention back to his phone.
"Thank you", Minnie nodded at him.
The two eldest looked at their younger brother in disbelief, "You-you're just okay with this?", Coups asked surprised by his reaction.
"Why aren't you? I don't understand this", she whined.
Seungcheol and Jeonghan looked at each other because in all honesty... they didn't know, it's simply that. The moment they saw the pictures, both of them just felt a sense of the older brother genes that they have acquired over the years tensing up and they had the feeling, they had to act on it.
"It was just a shock", Han said first, followed by S.Coups, "We're not used to seeing you like that", he ran a hand through his hair, "Whenever I look at you, and it also happens when I see Dino sometimes, I just still see that little girl that was too scared to speak Korean to anyone because she thought it was bad."
"And the one who refused to dance in front of everyone so Minghao and Jun had to teach her privately because she was too scared of Hoshi", Jeonghan laughed at the memories.
Minnie kneeled on the couch backwards, eyes on the guys still sitting on the table, "But that doesn't mean that it's not not okay- not- wait. Not not okay for me, no...", she kept on thinking, confused by the words she wanted to use, "It's not not okay for me- anyway, that I shouldn't do photoshoots like that", she breathed out loud, "You act like I did a nude photoshoot."
"It feels like it", Mingyu spoke up from his laying position. His comment earned him a smack on the back of his head from Minghao.
"I'm sorry", Coups apologized.
"Me too", Jeonghan nodded, "But tell us the next time at least."
"He almost threw his phone away when he saw the pictures", Joshua laughed, making Minnie scrunch her nose at the ridiculousness. She jumped over the back and opened her arms, "We're good?"
The two eldest smiled at her lovingly, coming up to her to embrace her in a tight hug. "We're proud of you", Seungcheol patted her head.
"I know", she whispered.
"Jun just sent Carats reactions to the pics", Minghao laughed.
Suddenly a new voice in the room spoke up, "I brought some disinfectants for your eyes. Who else needs it?" and all heads in the room turned towards their producer, standing in the middle of the room.
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Minnie in what GoSe Episodes?
Thank you for reading! :)
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kung-fu-headcanons · 2 years
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I like to imagine that if there was modern technology in Ancient China, there would be so many memes about Shifu, Oogway, the Furious Five, Po and all the stuff that happened in the movies.
Maybe a few horrible ones like how Shen shot Po with a cannon would piss the Furious Five off.
Do you have any headcanons about the idea? I'd love to know them.
This is the greatest crossover of all time
I feel that, before Po came, the Jade Palace either didn't use social media at all or they were strictly monitored by Shifu, so like they could only post certain things about certain matters for a certain amount of time
They'd kind of resemble those of modern day companies where they'll use Twitter to talk about sales and stuff, I don't know never used Twitter (and don't plan to lol)
Po was a considerably heavy social media user, keeping up with all the latest updates on kung fu and he very obviously followed the social media accounts of the Five. Fanboy much?
Why can I imagine the Jade Palace being a collaborative social media account on Instagram ran by Shifu, Oogway, and the Five and like posting about the event that happened at the beginning of the first movie (I forgor the name) and being all "Please RSVP if you plan to attend" and whatnot LMBOO
Also btw "RSVP" comes from the French phrase "répondez s'il vous plait" which means "please reply" or "respond please" so that's pretty cool ig
So yeah, social media use never really was a thing until Po came along, like bro I bet he and Monkey would always do really dumb crap for TikTok views DJDJDJJD
Po's follower count would SKYROCKET, well for one he's had a social media account for a long time now and his new Dragon Warrior game really helped to boost his online status
Also he's like the only one who makes stuff about what really happens in the Jade Palace ig, also he's super active so that's another thing
Need I mention that Po would not be receiving the memes, he would making them /hj
Him and Monkey take full advantage of the memes about them, because dang it they are darn hilarious (at least most of them anyways)
Viper is a casual enjoyer of the memes, some of them are especially amusing to her, while Tigress, Crane, and Mantis don't like em at all regardless of what the meme is LOL
Well actually Tigress would pretend to hate them I feel like some of them she thinks are pretty funny but would never admit it out loud
Speaking of memes, there's already a bunch of KFP memes flying about, I haven't really been in the KFP fandom at all but there's probably memes too idk, the one I see most often is people putting some ridiculous quote like, "If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother" and quote Master Oogway, either that or "There are no Oogways" -Master Accidents or smth
Imagine having those ridiculous Master Oogway quotes float around in this modern technology KFP verse 🗿🗿🗿 it would honestly suck a lot since Oogway was a very respected figure and he died and such
And while we are on this matter, you freaking bet Po and the Five would be ticked if there are memes regarding issues that should not be memed about
Po tries to communicate with the people through his social media and he's basically like "hey could you not make memes about this, it's a sensitive topic for me and the others" and most of the time people do listen, but not always
Because, as you know, there are always those clowns that think anything is funny and they could be flat out horrible and justify it saying it's "dark humor" (when it's just straight up offensive or smth)
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rinzis · 3 years
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what your favourite genshin impact character says about you: no holding back edition
i’m finally allowed to post again!!! great joy
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aether/lumine: you’re basic as hell sorry . also stop fighting over who the better twin is they’re literally the same person but different genders. you’re pretty fun to be around ig but i feel like you eat food off the floor. 5 second rule not 5 hour rule ok
amber: ok i’ve actually met a bunch of people whose fav is amber and you guys are actually really sweet but pls learn when to stfu you’re so loud . also you guys go feral whenever someone (everyone else in the fandom) says amber sucks like chill bae
kaeya: jesus fucking christ your horny is off the scale. every kaeya stan i’ve ever met cant keep it in their pants. and we know the only reason you like him is bc of his giga bouncer supreme ultra man rack 3000. stop saying you want him to smother you with his tits. get some help.
lisa: YOU GUYS ARE COOL AS HELL!!!!!! as someone who relates to lisa you’re very cool. most chill people to be around and you’re definitely super smart. not lazy but just reserved. 11/10. oh btw do you use her for climbing?
diluc: do you have daddy issues? you guys definitely have a thing for the tsundere archetype and you probably like zhongli too. just admit you want diluc to do the kabedon thing on you and move on. we know what you’re like. also how does it feel being so short? i swear every diluc stan is small as hell
jean: YOU GUYS are so sweet pls whenever i play co op with a jean main it’s just like wow you’re so strong and nice and thanks for healing my entire team wow........ however although you’re so responsible you probably enjoy cancelling people on twitter for fun . sorry
venti: VENTI STANS. I LOVE YOU. is it partially because i myself am a huge venti stan? yeah no. you probably missed out on his first banner and are saving for his rerun..... same......... anyways you guys give off the best vibes n it’s always so fun to be with you. i love you all
razor: i have one question for you guys . did you either like warrior cats or were you a wolf kid?
albedo: you guys are so smart wtf !!!!!!!!! you’re so rational in co op mode too and if you have albedo you probably use him as a sub dps for your teammates bc you’re so good at reading situations........ then again you also have some weird shit going on like cmon it’s milk after cereal you psychopaths
sucrose: you either kin sucrose or are creepy sorry . ok but she’s so underrated like her passive 3........ WOAH.............. you definitely use her in spiral abyss,,, also are you a burnout successful kid who used to kiss teachers’ asses and middle school was a breeze before getting to college/university and realising that professors don’t give a shit anymore? wow who would have guessed
diona: wannabe catgirls assemble! please move on from your warrior cats phase you’re almost as bad as the razor stans but you’re adorable too. you probably want qiqi or klee but don’t have them so you’re settling for diona
barbara: thanks for healing my team in co op barbara stans !!!! you guys are genuinely so nice omg thank you for being so reliable all the time,,, do you highlight your notes so it’s more art than notes? yeah that’s what i thought
mona: ok if no one else is gonna say it i will,,, no one understands shit about your astrology thing going on. i’m a caprisun? great
bennett: YOURE ALL ADORABLE. thanks for helping us out in co op!!!! you definitely advocate for bennett rights and yes pls do,,,, we all love benny deep down!!!! you either don’t have him or have him at like C218372
fischl: jojo stans
just kidding but you all probably act like fischl irl. also did you have an emo phase
klee: ok if your favourite is klee you definitely don’t have her . waiting patiently for klee’s rerun!!!! shes just so adorable and so are you guys,,,,, so fun to be around !!!!! you probably have diluc and hate him
noelle: you guys....... the rarest of the rare. you love trying to convince people that she’s a great healer dps n everything else...... no bae you probably use her because you like geo and claymores like hmm yes i will now hit things hard with my big sword and rock power
ok onto liyue now sweats nervously
childe: you guys are ALL simps. ALL OF YOU. go n touch some grass bro!!!!! you either think he’s super sexy or you bully him and make the ed sheeran jokes (not funny) . you follow griffin burns on tiktok too dont you
zhongli: you either love him for his gentle demeanour or you want him for his fat giga dumptruck 3000. make up your minds!!!!! you guys are so clueless in co op mode but you’re hilarious. you probably have his energy recharge at like 200% so you can use his ult and hear I WILL HAVE ORDER every 4 seconds
xiao: STOP GROWLING AT PEOPLE. every xiao main is so aggressive not joking . yeah the only reason you saved for him is because you want to stare at him all day n listen to him growling . you guys genuinely scare me . no he would not hold ur hand and do cute things with you,,,,,, if given half the chance he’d probably decapitate you
ningguang: alright jeff bezos, hand over the cash. yeah so you’re either rolling in it or want to be her sugar baby. but you guys have such an intimidating aura like playing with ning mains is just .... you always build her so well she’s an absolute tank!!!!!! thanks for scaring the shit out of me but also protecting me
beidou: YOU GUYS. you’re fun to be around but i also feel like you could probably destroy me in 3 seconds flat !!!!!!!! do you hate diluc too? i love playing with you guys because all i hear is TO ASHES every 2 seconds and she’s just cool as hell so yeah i really like beidou stans. i feel like you all have her so congrats
qiqi: you’re so cute,,,,, best healer !!!! you probably love playing qiqi because her skills look so cool and you prefer playing heal/support,, if you don’t have her you just love her bc she’s so tiny . spoiler alert but do you have a thing against xiao for killing her lol
xiangling: you’re so chaotic help,, you definitely pair her with xinyan too because you give off the most uncontrollable vibes,,,,,,, did you level her to use her in the spiral abyss or do you just think polearms are neat and don’t have xiao or zhongli
xinyan: please reread xiangling paragraph but replace polearm with claymore . you like either bring me the horizon or bubblegum pop there’s no in between
chongyun: you’re all the nicest people ever and you’re so chill . you love chongyun with your whole hearts and i adore you !!!!!! the animation of him eating the popsicle melts your hearts (no pun intended) and you just think he’s really cool :( ily all
xingqiu: chongyun vibes but make it kinda unnerved . burnout successful kids 2.0 ,,,,, are you clever too? you also love xingqiu and believe he’s worthy of being a 5 star with his heal and damage reduce !!!!! he’s so helpful wtf and so are you . please stop going on about his legs though it’s highkey weird asf
keqing: COOL PERSON SYNDROME! i main this gal so i love you all . do you get as mad as i do when people say she doesn’t deserve to be a 5 star? yeah . are you a procrastinator and try and take lessons from keqing but are just so lazy? do you use her teleport because you can’t be bothered to climb mountains? yeah that’s what i thought
ganyu: you’re all the nicest people alive and i adore you all . thanks for being so kind in co op mode . every ganyu main i’ve met is so sweet and you’re all so powerful too woah....... you hate the cocogoat jokes too >:( pls mihoyo give her more attention !!!!!
scaramouche: you have rights guys we know you exist. also we know you want him to be playable. we know that you think his hat is neat. we know you love this shawty but please be quiet.
signora: wait you guys exist
hu tao: you prank people for fun like pls stop im so on edge when youre around . plus i feel you laugh at videos of babies falling over n shit,,,,,,, you cant wait for her banner but also please shut the fuck up
dainsleif: please leave me the fuck alone we did 1 (one) quest with him and you’re all obsessed with him . ok second hand dmitri from fire emblem you want a medal for being a fucking simp?
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