#ua staff

[i-am-shitpost]

Why have I never seen any headcannons or anything in fanfiction about Mic and All Might absolutely speaking English to each other and annoying the shit out of everyone (especially Aizawa)

Mic is always happy to discover a new way to drive Aizawa insane (with love) and All Might is just excited to practice his English.

All Might: Hello Present Mic! Nice weather we’re having today isn’t it?

Mic: Oh yeah! Nice and sunny, you should have class outside today :D

Aizawa: stop speaking in tongues

#snipe might be in on it too #he is a cowboy and all #mha #aizawa shouta #erasermic #all might #all might appreciation #small might #present mic #ua staff #bnha

[keepingupwithkarasuno]

Requested by: anon

Dude this is the fastest I’ve ever completed a req like I busted out laughing the second I read it so I hope you enjoy it 😭

I didn’t know how to end it I’m so sorry it’s a lame ending 😭😭

#mha texts #bnha texts #mha #bnha #bnha x gender neutral reader #mha x gender neutral reader #aizawa shouta #aizawa x gender neutral reader #ua staff x gender neutral reader #ua staff #hound dog #toshinori yagi x reader #mha snipe #bnha snipe #principal nedzu #present mic x gender neutral reader #present mic #yagi toshinori #midnight x gender neutral reader #kayama nemuri x reader #kayama nemuri #vlad king #vlad king x reader

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

Doodles :)

Was so stressed out during my exams period, but got struck with brainrot for the teachers lol

also bonus, the state of my brain for the past month:

Yipppe :D

#bnha #power loader #ectoplasm #eclair’s art #thirteen #present mic #eraserhead #snipe #midnight #eri #higari maijima #anan kurose #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #nemuri kayama #ua staff #OUGH #so many tags #okay there #can you tell who my favuorite is if you dont already know #i love them all so much ough #more to come i can assure you i have more #a rare non-au non-edgejeanist non-ectoloader post from eclair wowww /lh

[black-and-yellow]

*crawls in on all fours bloody and bruised* WHEN MIC WEARS HIS HAIR DOWN HE LETS ERI USE IT TO LEARN HOW TO BRAID HAIR AND SHE GETS REALLY GOOD AT IT

I think about this a lot actually. I'm pretty sure I mentioned it in Inside, that Kayama would teach Eri to braid with him.

#give him viking braids eri #do it #bnha #hizashi yamada #present mic #mha #eri chan #ua staff

[eraserheadswatching]

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 7!!

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izuku drugged up in the hospital : hehe

aizawa sitting in a chair next to him : what you laughing at bud?

izuku giggling : the lady in the corner!

aizawa now pale looking at the corner :wha... WHAT LADY IN THE CORNER?! AINT NO FUCKINF LADY IN HERE!

Nana Shimura : UGH rude! wtf man!

izuku giggling : ikr nans! so rude

aizawa pale :IZUKU WHAT FUCKING LADY? WHO YOH TALKING TO?!

izuku : da shush! your gonna wake the TV up!

aizawa done as fuck : I can't with you.

izuku : me too!

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izuku sleep deprived and running on 3 hours of sleep and coffee for the last 2 weeks staring at present mic :

the teachers : you good bruh? is he good aizawa?

aizawa : nope.

izuku : is your hair like that because you wanna be taller or because your a pussy?

aizawa spitting out his coffee laughing :PFFTT

The teachers laughing : OMFG KID? MIDORIYA HAHAHA NO! NO!

Mic in shock :.... what the fuck?

izuku glaring : you pussy.

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aizawa watching izuku stare at the wall for over an hour not moving or blinking by the looks of it :

... you good buddy?

izuku : the walls talking shit.

aizawa : okay time for bed kid common

izuku : they just said that your a bitch I'm gonna kill em.

aizawa pale : okay kiddo bed time.

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izuku shooting out of his chair one day during home room freaking out everyone

aizawa : what you good?

izuku : Im gonna to faint good night

class 1-a : what wha?

izuku drops to the floor

class 1-a : Oh OH FUCK MIDORIYA?!

aizawa : well at least he gave a warning....

#bnha imagines #dadzawa #aizawa sensei #bnha incorrect quotes #bnha #bnha izuku #aizawa shouta #feral izuku #izuku mydoria #izuku and aizawa #bnha present mic #ua staff #one for all vestiges #someone let izuku sleep mahn #he's tired #i love him he's so chaotic #everyone worries for izuku but won't admit it lmao

[dogwaterdish]

Mic: Why would anyone hate All Might?

Aizawa: Maybe because they met him?

#mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mha aizawa shouta #mha eraserhead #eraserhead #aizawa shouta #shouta aizawa #mha present mic #present mic #mha ua staff #UA staff #bnha present mic #mha all might #all might #this is when aizawa is the number one al might hater

[brightdevil801920]

i saw something on pinterest and automatically thought of nezu n aizawa- so here ya go (_ _)

#bnha fanart #mha fanart #aizawa sensei #aizawa shouta #bnha aizawa #fanart #mha #mha aizawa #mha nezu #principal nezu #bnha nezu #ua staff

[updatebug]

One of the (many) fic ideas that haunt me, but that I would never write, is a Bleach, BNHA crossover where the Aizen/hollow war takes a bit longer and part way through it Ichigo (and at least one other character, probably Rukia but there's a few who would be good) is sent forwards a couple hundred years to the BNHA time and is super confused cause hello powers and also because Soul Society seems to be closed off, he can't get through at all and there are no ghosts running round and basically something is obviously very very wrong.

They get picked up by UA, either by interrupting a villain attack, being in the wrong place at the wrong time or just strolling up saying hey ferret Urahara, you seem like the guy to talk to about time travel.

I have no idea what the fic would actually be about, but the scene most vivid in my head is Ichigo and the UA teachers figuring out that reiatsu causes mutations in humans that manifest as 'powers' and realising that the reason everyone has quirks now is because of all the reiatsu that was getting tossed around during the war. That's also why soul society closed itself off, cause they already fucked up human evolution once, not a great idea to stick around and do it again.

#BNHA #Bleach #Fanfic #Unwritten Fanfic #Crossovers #ichigo kurosaki #Soul Society #Quirks #Origin of Quirks #UA #UA Staff #Aizen #sosuke aizen

[nutzgunray-lvt]

Something I find interesting (and pretty realistic) in the series is how the UA faculty isn't in total agreement with the decisions made for the school and students.

Snipe didn't want the Sports Festival being held so soon after the USJ attack.

Present Mic is rightfully pissed that his warnings of a traitor keep getting ignored/shot down.

All Might didn't want the first years participating in work studies, something that Cementoss, King Vlad, and Snipe later echo.

I wonder how they felt about Izuku dropping out as well as Present Mic being proven right about the traitor.

#mha #bnha #ua staff

[pinkjeanist]

save a horse // snipe

warnings: wild west au - nsfw, smut, minors dni - slight dubcon, unwanted pregnancy, breeding, dumbification, the cowboy hat stays ON, pet names (honeybee, pretty lady), p in v sex, cowgirl position, yeehaw lingo

You weren't loose, and you sure as hell weren't some kind of showgirl, either. But the moment that man walked into the saloon, you knew that if you weren't loose already, you sure as hell would be.

You'd poured him a drink, one thing led to another, and now you were riding him like a bull in one of the guest rooms above the bar. He gazed lazily up at you with a smirk under the red bandana over his nose and across his lower face, beads of sweat rolling down toned, black skin, his cowboy hat dipped low enough to add to the mystery. You'd barely pulled down his chaps and trousers before you'd pounced, and he still wore his boots over the side of the bed, spurs and all. He'd insisted on stripping you, though. Something about wanting to see those pretty tits of yours.

He held your hips as you bounced on his cock with the calloused hands of a true, honest wrangler, a real sun-kissed, hardworking frontier man, who'd surely had his fair share of innocent pussies like yours, even if he groaned like yours was the best he'd ever had.

"Damn, honeybee, there ain't a girl in the whole wide west with a pussy like yours." His thumb rubbed at your clit while keeping a firm grip on your hips, practically bouncing you himself now, using you like he would a whore, or even his own fist.

"I bet you fuck every weary traveller who stumbles into your saloon, don't ya', honeybee? You like takin' strangers' cocks?" You could almost feel the shit-eating grin hidden by his bandana.

"No - no, sir, m'not a whore, m'not a whore..." The only way to describe the lightheaded feeling you were experiencing was dumb, fucked stupid by his big cock. You couldn't break away if you tried, not with that firm grip abusing your hips. He was fucking you dumb and all you could do was take it.

He gave a breathy laugh, stopping suddenly to adjust his hips under you. "You sure ride me like like one, pretty lady."

His boots hit the floor flat before he started thrusting up into you with vigor, hard enough that his heavy balls slapped up at your soaking cunt. You let out a sudden, loud gasp, using his chest to keep yourself propped up, but your knees were already starting to go weak as you tumbled toward that peak. His stamina seemed never ending, his fat cock pounding up mercilessly into your dripping cunt. He didn't slow, he only kept his heavy grip and deep, steady rhythm while he used you.

"I can't - oh, fuck, sir, I can't-"

"You gonna cum, honeybee? You wanna cum on my cock?"

"Yes, yes, sir, please..." You panted, nodding your head senselessly, your entire body shaking with the force of his thrusts. His thumb rubbed just right at your slick-soaked clit, pressing hard enough to make you feel numb beneath the earth-shattering pleasure that he reaped from you. He had you right at the edge.

"Cum on me, pretty lady, cum on me like the sweet whore you are."

You choked as your cunt spasmed around his cock, your whole body jolting. He fucked you through it even harder, making your orgasm last a lifetime while he chased his own release, forcing wave after wave of pleasure until you almost cried from the overstimulation.

"Sir, sir, it's too much, it's too much-"

"You can take it, honeybee, you can take my cum. I'm gonna give it all to you, pretty thing," He groaned, his hat nearly slipping as he dug his head back into the mattress. "Oh fuck, honeybee, you're too good, tightest fuckin' pussy I ever felt-"

"You can't come inside, sir, you - you can't, you can't-"

"-You're gonna take it, baby, you're gonna take it all like a good girl, now-"

"No - yes, please, fuck -"

He slammed your hips down onto himself as his cum shot up deep into you, his chest nearly rising off the bed as he humped up into you, shooting load after load into your abused pussy. You collapsed onto his chest. He fucked weakly up into you until you'd drained the last of him.

You both were left panting, sweaty, unable to move from where his cock slowly softened inside of you. He ran a hand through your hair, the other rubbing gentle circles into your back.

Your mind was screaming that he just came inside you, you were gonna be with child, you didn't have anyone to take care of you and a baby, this was the end for you - but in the blissful aftermath, you couldn't bring yourself to care. And with what he said next, he probably didn't, either.

"'You ever been out yonder, pretty lady?" His voice rumbled through his chest, worn out, but still as amused as he had been when you'd first dragged him upstairs.

"My parents brought me out here when I was a baby but I don't remember it..." You mumbled. He held you tighter and gently rubbed into your lower back, easing out the ache he'd given you. "...My ma had me right there on the trail. Th'back of a wagon. Said I was the light of the new world..."

"..." His hand stilled briefly in your hair before running his fingers over your scalp. "I can take ya' with me, if you want. Huntin' bounties on the prairie."

You thought about the baby surely starting to grow in your tummy, then about how miserable you were serving nasty men in a saloon every day, then about how he held you like you were the most precious thing in the world. It was surely the best orgasm of your life that he'd just given you going to your head, but for a moment, you thought that it might be love.

"...You know what, partner? That sounds right about dandy to me."

#snipe x reader #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #ua staff #ua teachers #wild west au #bnha snipe #mha snipe #snipe x you #bnha x reader #mha x reader

[the-elderly-are-evolving]

little BNHA UA hc/ worldbuilding idea that's been floating around in my head,,,,,

i've been thinking about UA and their administration/ scheduling team and the strategy they must put behind each student's schedule.

it sounds boring, but hear me out:

You have three types of classes to consider.

the priority classes that they need each student to take These must differ WILDLY per student because, ESPECIALLY for hero students, they'd be based on a student's quirk needs. For example, for some students, it's "meh whatever" if they take E&M Physics (electromagnetics) or if they don't take E&M Physics, but for kaminari, it could literally be the difference between life and death for him/ any civilians or colleagues he's working with in the future, right? Like the guy kinda sorta really needs to understand current/ voltage/ resistance etc. and he needs to understand it to a high, near professional standard because of the nature of his quirk. Likewise, just off the top of my head, i'd say kids like yaoyorozu, bakugou, satou, and todoroki need a strong grasp of general chemistry, as well as organic chemistry & probably advanced biology for yaoyorozu, bakugou, and satou.... probably also mineta if he doesn't get expelled. and those are just some of the kids who need those classes to avoid seriously injuring someone.

THEN u have to consider classes whose lessons/ knowledge might seriously give a leg up to some students/ help them with facets of their quirks they'd never considered before. like for example, if aoyama could take forces & mechanics (physics) & some chemistry. These are usually classes where they talk about light & photons & electron energy levels & shit. if aoyama takes the classes and understands photons & light and particles vs waves and all that, i bet his quirk could also become the stronger for this new information. Because now he doesn't just have this intuitive bodily sense of "ok focus really hard and clench my buttcheeks (or whatever he does idk) to make my naval laser beam do more damage" but he also has the physics knowledge of "ok today i need to focus on increasing the period of the wavelengths as they're produced from my body because that will increase energy levels, which means a hotter/ faster/ whatever-er laser." do you see what i mean?

and THEN there are even students who might be able to use the knowledge from different classes to make up for or counteract their quirk's drawbacks or to augment support items that are counteracting their quirk's drawbacks. For example, i think Shinsou would really benefit from some psychology & language & writing classes (psychology classes are obvious; language classes give him more options to try to connect with people even if they don't speak japanese; writing classes usually focus a lot on critical thinking, which will be necessary since, once a villain is wise to his quirk & figures out how to shut up, Shinsou's going to have to rely mostly on out-witting them, especially if they have a more physical quirk) as #2 level classes to enhance his quirk. However, for some #3 level classes, i'd also recommend F&M (forces & mechanics; physics course) and some sort of molecular chemistry course, which will help counteract his quirk's lack of physical prowess by augmenting his control with and knowledge of his capture weapon & how its molecular makeup & physical presence affects how it behaves in the world/ interacts with the world around him. (F&M will also give him some insight on waves, which is sound, which is his quirk.)

anyways, these were just some ideas banging around in my head, take em or leave em or let me know what u think about em.

i know we rag on UA for canonically not having good mental health support for its many traumatized heroics students, but if Hound Dog is the school's only counselor (he's really the only one ever mentioned in the anime, idk if that's true in the manga or not, but the anime is always just like :DD and here's our school counselor he's a dog isn't that relaxing, therapy dog :DDD) and he's responsible for ALL of this consideration (not to mention corralling all the support, gen ed, and business course students into the courses they want & need AND trying to find time to fit in the hero course specific courses, like Getting the Shit Beat Out of You Every Thursday taught by 'Professor' All Might), then I can see why he doesn't have time to speak to students about their mental health. Poor guy's gotta be so fucking overwhelmed it's a miracle he hasn't snapped and tried to like idk fucking eat a student.

#swearing #my hero academia #my hero headcanons #my hero academia kaminari #boku no hero academia #ua high #ua staff #UA must answer for its crimes against school counselor(s) #UA worldbuilding? ig?? idk what to call this #basically i've just thought too much about stuff again #schedules #school nonsense #hound dog #let hound dog live please #let him have a life #kinda boring #long post

[cosmicseaslugs]

NOOO THIRTEEN! Somebody get the other teachers!

she's feeling much better

#ask #ua staff #i didnt want to drown my blog in evil anon so we'll wrap it up like this :) #a happy ending #evil anon #the end of a vile arc

[keepingupwithkarasuno]

Requested by: anon

I hope you like it anon

Also please don’t make fun of my aizawa photo edit all I had was instagram marker brush and a vision😭

#mha texts #bnha texts #mha #bnha #bnha x gender neutral reader #mha x gender neutral reader #aizawa shouta #aizawa x gender neutral reader #ua staff x gender neutral reader #ua staff #x reader #x gender neutral reader

[silentmagi]

Delinquent Vigilante!Izumi & Momo, UA Staff x Fear in "Interrogating Our Teachers"

Momo was regretting letting Izumi help her, it had been... perhaps unwise to allow her to come to the teacher's lounge to return the key.

She had heard the term fox in the hen house before... this was far worse.

She had never expected Kan-sensei to weep so openly.

#fanfic summaries #boku no hero academia #bnha #my hero academia #mha #Delinquent vigilante!izumi #izumi midoriya #momo yaoyorozu #UA staff

[black-and-yellow]

Spring and a Storm

#they r best friends #why is all might doing the nya hand in every cutscene in ultra impact #cat might? #ive been playing with the goal to unlock these 3 #rooftop gang team we're going to take over the world #so far i only have aizawa #but i have hope #with the power of friendship and teaching they can clear any foe #bnha #mha #shouta aizawa #eraserhead #midnight mha #nemuri kayama #hizashi yamada #present mic #rooftop squad #ua staff #micnight #if you squint #aizawa doesnt really want to be there but he's trying #if anyone wants to friend me on Ultra Impact youre more than welcome but i hav no idea what im doing #also i dreamt that anya from spyxfamily died after eating a cigarette that yor left out as a science experiment #idk what the experiment was but clearly the results were inconclusive #dont eat cigarettes kids

[eraserheadswatching]

again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!

aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning

the media : psht okay what ever you say

the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...

Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.

Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING

ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM

all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!

class 1a : Oh my god holy shit

bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!

Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo

Todoroki: writing notes

Bakugo:........$hit

izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!

Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG

denki: how do u know that word?

Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel

everyone is just in fear even faster

class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does

Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS

Aizawa in fear : what....

Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.

bakugo smirking :

class 1a : I'm so scared right now.

#bnha imagines #bnha incorrect quotes #dadzawa #aizawa sensei #bnha #bnha izuku #aizawa shouta #feral izuku #izuku mydoria #izuku and aizawa #ua staff #dad nedzu #bnha nedzu #principal nedzu #the power of nedzu and izuku would be terrifying i love it #bnha mirko #dad might #bnha deku #aizawa is so done #ua students #class 1 a