#unless mine is broken

[odysseys-blood]

the difference 😭

#cliffnotes/.txt #vid #whb #also are his lobby comments supposed to be the only ones that are voiced aside from the L cards? #bc i was surprised to hear him #i just set him there to cycle through the text and the voice caught me off guard bc they've always been silent #unless mine is broken #bc i get absolutely nothing from belial either and id think he'd have lobby dialog since jjyu is there

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

havent watched the pjo series & not really sure i want to but when season 2 happens i will be watching the tag like this to watch how they depict my sweet baby boy tyson and hope they don't fuck it up

#sea of monsters (2013) we are FUCKING enemies #where is his broken language. where is it. what did you do to it. #my mom reasoned it as 'well if annabeth hated him while he talked like that the audience would HATE her' #as if it's not revealed HALFWAY THROUGH THE FILM that she's prejudiced against him bc a cyclops killed talia #and she's WRONG for it! it's a PROBLEM and it shouldn't be softened by taking away a VERY SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER TRAIT from tyson #(if that's even the case which. i don't even think it was.) #like. unless they get angry and storm out the audience of the film would have soon realized *why she doesn't like him* #and that it *explains* why she hates cyclops but doesn't justify it. it's. it's quite literally The Point #i watched it again today with my mom & the salt has just been rejuvenated tbh #anyway #mine #pjo series #pjo spoilers #in the tags

[littleghostblogs]

I’ve been slowly turning into a shiny hunter

#pokemon #my stuff #pokémon emerald #treecko #shiny pokemon #emerald is a weird game to shiny hunt in at least for static encounters #the RNG is broken so you have to manipulate it #cause soft resetting will never give you a shiny #unless you got lucky with a fast shiny frame #mine was a minute in which honestly worked perfectly #but! shiny female Treecko! #I’m super happy about it jdjdhdhdhhd

[acegodzilla]

I picked these up at the goodwill bins 'cause I'd been looking for some vintage-looking santa mugs and didn't realize until I got home that they were actually vintage from the 1960s (?)

They're in such good condition I just assumed they were reproductions

#apparently they can sell for like $100+ but these are mine forever #and none of the resellers there even noticed them #shut up bri #christmas #vintage christmas #honestly its a miracle that they were a) all in the same bin and b) not broken considering the chaos of the goodwill outlet #a couple have some chips of paint or glaze missing but only on the eyebrows so you can't see it unless you look closely #but that's somehow the only damage #their red cold paint is basically perfect which is amazing #i'm so happy to have them #thrifting

[one-with-the-worms]

Unhinged poetry at it's finest

It was a science lesson. With a sub. It was online work (Stile to be precise). I was running on, what, an hour, maybe two, of sleep. I'd consumed nothing but a monster. And the muses took over...

#I still can't remember if it's what I submitted or if I replaced it with actual answers #oh well #At least my science teacher would've had something interesting to mark for once #funny in the chaotic way that isn't actually really funny at all #unless your sense of humour is a broken as mine #(by technicality) science related #poetry #Stile #high school #sleep deprived #unhinged #humor

[weenhands]

being at sephora felt so weird besides the overload i was going through and people thinking i was 12 because even if my makeup is drugstore there's nothing really...broken about anything i use. so even if dior and too faced and rare beauty which r brands ive been wanting yo use, are on the shelves and they're affordable to buy with my gift cards i really did just. Look at all of the products and go like hmmm but wat i have is Just fine. .....

#oftentime drugstore looks similar to higher end #but i wanted to buy the rare beauty blush #..it sold out :/ #but i fan buy it online #bc i Do want blush but i realized in the car if i want to experiment w blush colors its best to buy the colors in drugstore #then higher end #idk. i only desperately buy mkeup when my product is broken or is finished. i dont replace products unless i really do not like the finish #like i cant go out w it #technically all i rlly need is lash glue bc mine is getting bad and i hate the applicator #and maybe new eyeliner....the waterproof one stains for days........

[dismaltouch]

@housefircs

#housefircs #edits. #mine. #* ☁️ ⸰ 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 ↪ prudence barton ft keenan anderson. #do not reblog this unless ur name is lauren and ur url is housefircs i will riot #i think their tag is broken & imma kms #otp: prue & keenan. #just in case i gotta go through and tag all their stuff all over again #attempt 2 of the explanation #is this my best work? no but it's not my worst #anyways here u go one out of numerous edits

[sir-klauz]

how do ppl be saying they have ADHD and don’t even know what experiencing symptoms are like and are offensive when ppl with ADHD actually express them in their presence irl (unless they have ADHD and internalise hate/ableism, that I’m not counting)

#sorry I just had nearly everyone I tell irl that I have ADHD mimic for 30 mins and say the have it or shit on the symptoms #or they say they have it and don’t express a single symptom and act confused when I express mine m #mine #fml #broken tags #I’m not a doctor tho but yeah I don’t like it either when a coffee addict tells me they have ADHD bc they think coffee high is a symptom #like I have to manage my diet so hard or I’ll be up all night then faint from sleep deprivation n apparently bein tired isn’t an ADHD thing #LOL #if I eat sugary stuff I go nuts #I get called a child n that’s one of the most shiddy things to say to someone w ADHD like yuh symptoms can seem immature #it can’t be helped #ppl think kids always have ADHD when no #adult adhd #adult adhd is adhd as it stays for life it doesn’t just go away #I don’t say you don’t have it unless they mimic what they think it is then forget in an hour and never have ADHD again bc they forgot to #adhd culture #adhd brain #adhd stuff #adhd problems #adhd tag #living with adhd #adhdlife #adhd post #actually adhd

[mediocredoots]

one thing about me is unless it can't be helped ima find away to get something for free

#ofc unless it's a small business/artist then i'll scrounge up some coins to support #but big companies can suck my dick #spotif/y no ads vidya games all of em are mine #if i never pirated fe:a & i'dve never even thought about buying an fe game ever it's for the greater good #not paying for a broken ass game i'm no fool

[finalfantasy7]

you know what I’m done comparing my baseline for certain things to what is protrayed in the media or to the people around me as “normal”. What I feel or dont feel is healthy and I gotta go at my own pace cause it’s my life innit

#mine #we're not broken or late or slow or whatever other fucking word ive been using to putmyself down #we're us and we go at OUR pace #and thats healthy unless determined otherwise

[binders-and-beanies]

Those posts about casually popping one’s acrylics off at a moment’s notice have gotta be so fake bc acrylics are 1) expensive and 2) impossible to take off on your own

#unless you yourself are a nail expert + have plany off teim #even if I accidentally break one it’s still attached and hurts. takes an hour to safely remove a broken one #mine #txt

[rayvern-sheep]

I think out of spite of all tooth whitening & straightening products im gonna give all my characters yellow and wonky teeth, unless they’re vain assholes where it makes sense for them to shill out all the money for it

#shut up ray #unless your teeth are causing physical discomfort (like mine do sometimes) i rlly see no reason for ‘fixing’ them #i have one tooth literally being pushed to the back by another and it worries me #not cos its ugly #but cos its 100% gonna cause me problems in the future #ppl think gaps between the top incisors need ‘fixing’… are you shitting me???? #unless its causing genuine problems i dont see the problem #im just… im getting sick to death of purely cosmetic shit being done to ‘fix’ things that aren’t broken #and i know ppl will call me a hypocrite cos i want top surgery but idk man #that feels different? i cant explain why #as someone w/ wonky stained teeth and a big bent nose #it makes me fucking furious to think that society views those things as needing to be ‘fixed’ #maybe being trans puts my bodily issues into perspective idk #but to me top surgery is the only surgery i ever want to have #any other issues i have are small fucking beans compared to how uncomfortable my chest makes me #its not just ‘oh ew kinda ugly’ its ‘this makes me unable to live in my body. i have to constanly live in a state of partial dissociation- #-just to get by’ and idk man… #big noses are beautiful #teeth ate unique in all their patterns #why do we have to all look the fucking same i hate it here #tag rambles #anyway…. i know there’s more important shit to talk abt.. #but idk #i just see fucking red when im forced to watch the 1000th advert for teeth whitening shit #as long as my teeth and causing me pain or falling out or breaking. dude thats great w/ me! #if i can get to 50 and still have all my teeth intact that would be a fucking miracle

[snowiwyvern]

where did my blog theme go

#it is gone :( #i still have the ability to edit it #but then it just doesnt show up #i think i vaguely recall someone complaining about staff mentioning getting rid of them?? #unless mines just broken #wyvernsaysthings

[starlightkun]

well this isnt right

#ive been a little sickie for like a week now i have a migraine rn #and oh yeah the hearing has been partially gone in one of my ears for like two days now?? #brain broken brain machine broke its being held together by scotch tape and the threat of medical debt #and gochujang #but idk i think im dying a little bit ngl #but like just a lil not too much #i finished all my work at like 1 pm today and had NOTHING TO DO AND FELT LIKE SHIT #and my boss had a meeting at like 4 that he had to leave for at 3 #and i wouldve taken my lunch 1-2 anyway #so we wouldve had like 1 more hour together at work today anyway #but i was like hey i feel awful and i finished all the work i have so unless there smth super pertinent (which... there wasnt) #id like to go #and he lowkey gave me a hard time abt it?? he was like well i was GOING to give you work to do while i was gone #yeah the 1-2 hours that youre gone??? #and he was like so as long as youre gonna be here tomorrow and do it first thing............ #and i was like sure bestie as long as im not literally deceased tomorrow u got it #like bro u r too old to be demanding that i come to work sick like if u get a cold ur gonna be 6 FT UNDER #talk #text #mine #ignore.mel #not nct #but the hearing thing is......worrying #i think its impacted earwax? from wearing my earbuds too much and/or this cold i have but like lol

[faexoxoxoxo]

My Love Mine All Mine...

Pairing : Alpha!Gojo Satoru x fem!Omega reader

Warning : 18+, breeding kink,...

Alpha! Satoru who always laughed at the idea of soulmates and destined lovers, considered himself too free-spirited to ever get saddled down with such a domestic way of life.

Alpha! Satoru who's famously known for leaving a trail of broken hearts in his wake, "not my fault they get attached..." Was the response he'd give whenever asked about the way he treated the woman who fell for him.

Alpha! Satoru who gets annoyed every time the clan elders force him to attend the yearly moon festival, where unmated members of different clans would gather in hopes of finding their mate, a tradition he has no interest in, but regardless is made to partake in every year.

Alpha! Satoru who stands in a corner alone trying to avoid all the desperate omegas who usually swarm towards him, each attempting to convince him they were meant to be his mate.

Alpha! Satoru who feels his whole body tense up when he catches a whiff of an intoxicating smell in the air, one that causes the logical part of his brain to shut down as a more predatory side of him surfaces.

Alpha! Satoru whose eyes frantically searches the area as he makes his way around the large room, shoving and passing the people in his way, heart pounding furiously in his chest while he tries to pinpoint the location of the scent.

Alpha! Satoru who gets a rush of excitement when he finally finds the source of the delectable aroma, you.

Alpha! Satoru who approaches slowly, scanning you from head to toe, taking in every little detail.

Alpha! Satoru who knows you're his mate, the other half of his soul, he doesn't know what to feel, never having wanted this, yet can't bring himself to turn away from you as the surge of desire to claim you on the spot washes over him.

Alpha! Satoru who lets out a low warning growl, as he sees you take a step back, standing behind your friends, his eyes narrowed as if to say, "Don't even think about running away from me." Striding forward, his presence was enough for your friends to back down, giving you an apologetic look before leaving you alone with Satoru.

Alpha! Satoru who noticed the change in your scent, how it went from sweet to sour, making him regret how aggressively he behaved. The last thing he ever wanted was to spook his little mate away. "No need to be afraid, princess," he attempted to ease your worries. "Promise I won't bite, unless you want me to..." he adds playfully, hoping to make you see he wasn't a threat.

Alpha! Satoru who sighs in relief when you nod, accepting his apology, a soft smile on your face as you agree to let him court you. "You won't regret this, princess !" He grinned, pulling you close and nuzzling into the crook of your neck.

Alpha! Satoru who goes above and beyond to prove he's the perfect mate for you, pulling out all the stops by sending you flowers and presents, taking you on little dates whenever he's free, and showering you with affection. His gentle attitude towards you, shocking everyone who'd known the old him. No one could've imagined a day would come when the Gojo Satoru would behave like a lovesick teenager.

Alpha! Satoru whose love for you, grows deeper and deeper with each passing day, and with it, so does his possessiveness. Every once in a while, his instincts scream at him to rip out the throats of anyone other than him who gets close to you.

Alpha! Satoru who gets even more clingy when your heat approaches, finding it harder to keep his hands to himself, especially when you smell so damn good, it's like you're begging him to fuck his pups into you.

Alpha! Satoru who forgets all restraint the moment he gets a call from you begging for him to come home as your heat started earlier than expected, "please...please...please alpha need you in me so bad it h..hurts..." The words had him racing back home, business could wait, right now; he needed to be balls deep inside his precious mate.

Alpha! Satoru who walked into your bedroom and saw you, curled into the sheets, humping a pillow, trying to get some relief, but the moment you see him, you'd abandoned that instead getting up to pull him into your nest.

Alpha! Satoru who planned to take it nice and slow knowing this was your first time ever having cock inside you, but before he could get to prepping your virgin cunt, you'd unbuckled his belt, taking out his throbbing shaft, and slipped him inside your sopping pussy, but then bursting into tears at the feeling of getting stretched out, droplets of blood staining his cock.

Alpha! Satoru who hushes you, "Told you not to be impatient, princess...see what happens when you don't listen to daddy...It's okay, I got you..." he takes over, flipping you on your back, his hands working around your body, trailing kisses down your neck to distract you from the pain as he's slowly rocking back and forth, trying to get you used to the feeling of his cock.

Alpha! Satoru who loses himself to the sensation of your tight warm hole sucking him in, the feeling of his tip bullying your sweet spot with his rough thrusts, making you moan, once pain now turned to pleasure, your hips moving up to meet his, legs wrapped around his waist as your fingers dug into his back, drawing blood, earning a grunt from Satoru, who loved it whenever you played a little rough with him.

Alpha! Satoru who's lost count of how many times he had you creaming around his cock, not planning on stopping until he's given you every last drop of his cum in his balls, the image of you swollen heavy with his pups making him pound into you with a ruthless pace, watching the mixture of your juice and his seed dribbling on to the bed.

Alpha! Satoru who doesn't pull out even after you're both done, "good girl...gotta keep daddy's load inside to make sure it takes..." he coos, wrapping his arms around your exhausted frame as you drift into sleep, his fingers rubbing your swollen cum filled tummy, silently promising to forever keep you and your future pups safe...

A/N - it's 3am and I'm done lol not sure how well i worded all the words but it was my first time writing for gojo so hope everyone who reads enjoys this !

Thinking of maybe writing something something for geto soon soooo stay tuned...

Vampire Suguru fic

Likes, comments and reblogs are very appreciated <3

#fae.xoxo #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru x reader #satoru gojo #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru smut #gojo x reader #gojo saturo #gojo x you #satoru gojo x reader #satoru gojo x you #yandere #gojo satoru headcanons #alpha x omega #a/b/o #a/b/o dynamics #a/b/o verse

[winterarmyy]

winterarmyy's masterlist

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MY WORK

Plot Twist Universe ft. mafia!bucky

An arranged marriage with mafia!bucky.

♥︎ Plot Twist (🐇)(⛓) - Part I | Part II | Part III

♥︎ Around My Scars (🐇)(⛓) (🥀)

Behind The Facades Universe ft. avenger!bucky

An unrequited pining over a certain super soldier.

♥︎ Behind The Facades (🥀) - Part I | Part II | Part III

And You're Mine Universe ft. alpha!bucky

How grumpy chubby alpha!bucky finally found his omega.

♥︎ Must Be Fate (🐇)

♥︎ And You're Mine (🐇) (🥀)

♥︎ Baby, Fever & Cuddles (🐇)

Welcome Home... Soldat? Universe ft. winter soldier!bucky

That time when Bucky accidentally relapsed into the Winter Soldier.

♥︎ Welcome Home... Soldat? (🐇) (⛓) - Part I | Part II | Part III

♥︎ Welcome Home, Daddy (🖤) (🥀) (🐇)

Promise Me Universe ft. 40s!bucky / tfatws!bucky

When he was sent out for war, Bucky made a promise to his lover that might just last through several lifetimes.

♥︎ Promise Me (🥀) (🐇) - Part I | Part II | Part III

Thin Walls, Thin Lines Universe ft. fuckboy!bucky

What will happen if a fuckboy falls in love with a hopeless romantic?

♥︎ Thin Walls, Thin Lines (🥀)(🐇)(⛓) + Deleted Scene

A Series of Bucky Drabbles

♥︎ Until Then (🥀) (🐇) ft. 40s!bucky / avenger!bucky

A mission back in time brought Y/N to an unexpected encounter with the man she fell in love with. (Inspired by Timeless by Taylor Swift)

♥︎ I'm Not Like Her (🥀) (🐇) ft. avenger!bucky

Y/N had her heart broken when some agents made fun of how her body looks and Bucky came in clutch with the rescue.

♥︎ Never Lie To Me (⛓) ft. winter soldier!bucky

In which Y/N's sinful thoughts towards the Asset is reciprocated. (Inspired by I Can See You by Taylor Swift )

♥︎ My Person (🐇)(⛓) ft. tfatws!bucky

In which Sam's question forces Bucky to reveal his true feelings to his so called "friend", Y/N.

♥︎ Kiss It Better (⛓)(🐇)(🥀) ft. avenger!bucky

In which the reader refused to let Bucky go down on her lately because she's embarrassed of the chafing marks on her inner thighs.

More drabbles coming soon...

A Series of Random Bucky Blurbs

Midnight Rain (🥀) ft. 40's!bucky

Breast-pumping Routine (🐇) ft. avenger!bucky

Forced Marriage (🐇) (⛓️) ft. duke's illegitimate son!bucky

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All my recommendations are consist of Sebastian Stan's characters.

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