#we are married actually

[ashersanity]

"What? You think a pathetic little freak like you is even worth my time? Get fucking real."

She pulls her cigarette from her glossy pink lips and flicks it, the still burning thing landing square on the crotch of your pants. Whitney scowls and oh-so-kindly presses the toe of her pretty pink heels directly on it, putting a bit of her weight into it as she ground out the fire, blatantly ignoring any noise of pain or protest you'd make. She leans even more into her step, resting her arm across the now nearly bent knee as she glares down at you, her eyes looking sharper than ever with her pristinely done makeup.

"You think I haven't noticed how much you stare at me? I'm not stupid."

She sighs and runs her fingers through her hair, every platinum strand falling perfectly back into place as she passes through.

"Of course, everyone with eyes stares at me, so I can't blame you too much."

A cruel smile forms on her lips as she tilts her head, leaning even further forward into her step, inadvertently giving you an absolutely perfect view up her pleated mini skirt. If you can muster enough focus to pay attention, the way her pretty pink folds glisten in the afternoon sun would give you an idea of how much she was enjoying this. But is it worth the pain of those shiny pink heels crushing relentlessly into you?

Two of her friends titter and giggle from the sides, probably throwing more insults your way and cheering Whitney on, but neither of you pay them much attention. She simply smirks and leans closer, lowering her voice ever so slightly so you would be the one to hear her, her intense gaze shifting down to where her foot was firmly planted before slowly sliding back up your body to meet your eyes once more.

"Unless, you think you can make yourself worth my time. Got anything in mind?"

This plastic bitch is going to be the end of you.

I think this is it. I think we should get married. Suit or dress. Fuck it, you choose. I’ll wear whatever you want me to wear. I’ll wear the fucking dress if I have to.

What’s your ring size?

#took a moment to answer this #had me flustered #sucking at answering asks too in general #promise I’ll edit this later for a proper asher response #shit #this is why I should’ve made an asher blog #his reaction would be nasty though #immediately grasps at her thighs and sucks on her pussy #anon is now my spouse #we are married actually #asher gets asks

[this-blog-is-untitled]

Have you ever seen a woman

*He doesn't elaborate and instead starts to cry over how much he loves his OC and thinks she's cool funni and sexy and wants to marry her*

#original character #untitled #my ocs #my cool and funni oc Connie #the only woman who ever #i love her #i love her so much #my oc is very cool and i want to marry her #she is my wife #we are married actually

[gunstellations]

In the world I love

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In a different world

#vanitas no carte #vanoé #doomed yaoi save me...save me doomed yaoi #play on the opening song + visual sequence + the fact that vanitas could only ever be happy in an alternate universe also #+ the other fun little fact we learn about him from episode one #i have complex feelings about this anime #its pretty damn fucking good #but im a leeeeetle iffy about the way it developed the female characters.....they had potential and i was actually excited to #to see some good solid female characters even the respective romances with their l/i's felt good at the start #not jeanne obv. they fucked up a perfectly good woman and her whole dynamic with v could have gone sooo well without the reall #really forced flirting behaviour.... i liked the more serious relationship they had it made me actually not hate what they had at the start #but yknow. whatever. sorry about going off about another ship on this but im just....i love jeanne a lot. i wish they didnt do her so dirty #my girl deserves better than this asshole #you want white/black dynamics??? let her get married to domi and then we can talk #i enjoy this show and i enjoy vanoe a lot #very yuriyaoi if you ask me #my art

[starcurtain]

Oh, so when IIIII make the "mutual" joke it's delusional, but when Hoyo makes it--

(Actually, since that Youtube end card tried to gatekeep it, here's Ratio's tsuntsun sweatdrop as he tries to think up a good excuse for going on TV to talk about some guy he's definitely not "friends" with:)

#honkai star rail #aventurine #dr. ratio #ratiorine #aventio #raturine #guys I think #I think we just got served actual ship tease #like very #very #very intentional #ship tease #HOYO PERCEIVES US #I'm kind of shocked #this was significantly more blatant *wink wink nudge nudge* than I ever thought this ship would get #I don't know what to do with all this power we've been given... #I'm telling you guys #they're going to be married before Bronya and Seele can even get that first date #HSR devs out here like “And they were gay” #the Genshin writer responsible for Alhaitham and Kaveh is quaking with anger #Youtube

[astarlightmonbebe]

dohan is really out here living in a high stakes thriller while jihan and ajeong try out an enemies to lover romcom

#star stumbles #wedding impossible #kdrama #i put my money on the ex boyfriend we got one glimpse of who's on the relationship chart (??) but hey. #it could be anyone #i really hope we see him actually doing art sometime though #jihan's all about marrying off his brother and inheriting a company #ajeong is doing fake marriage enemies to lovers poor girl meets rich guy family drama #meanwhile dohan is being stalked threatened someone's out to get him hiding his sexuality #it's a lot and it's fun

[czarojay]

when you're punk but your wife is pink

#stardew valley #sam stardew valley #sdv sam #sdv fanart #fanart #art #stardew valley fanart #jade canvas #ok so some context! tags are out of the way i can talk now lol #My friend is The Pinkest Girl i know. I dont know anyone as pink as she is. #she's all pink #her wardrobe is pink #her hair was dyed light pink for a whilefor a while #she is super pink #and we play stardew together #and she is indeed married to sam and she is DOWN BAD for him #which is very funny cause i hc him as like! skate punk lolol #but yes if she could she would dress him up in-game as pink i imagine HAHHAA #i sent this to her before posting it and she was in a lecture and just started giggling while sitting right in front of the professor #was so hyped she actually listened the rest of the lecture #so AYYY PINK SAM FOR THE PROGRESS OF BIOTECHNOLOGY WOO HOO

[krazieka2]

some tee-hee funny Engage stuff from twitter

#fe enage #Engage #yes I did marry Amber #who doubted me when I said I liked silly guys #(that said) #(if I were to play the game seriously) #(I would marry Pandreo) #but marrying Amber is funny!! so here we are #I actually found him juuuust on the wrong side of annoying until I got his wakeup event #the he made me laugh out loud and that's all it takes sometimes

[ceilidho]

PLEASEEE TAKING SOAP HOME FROM THE PUB AND THE NEXT MORNING HE’S MAKING YOU BREAKFAST JUST SAYIN SHIT LIKE “got a big family so wedding is gonna be HUGE- but I think I can get everythin scheduled and we could be married by the end of the year”

mr. "i dinnae wear condoms, sweetie, that's not in the bible!" im going to squash his head -

#sorry to all of u with religious trauma i also grew up catholic so *shrugs* #he says shit like “we hafta get married or else you're gonna burn in hell :(((” he's fuzzy on the actual scripture stuff #at all hours of the day i must make soap incredibly weird and gross and off putting but in a hot man's body

[kaicko]

Happy Anniversary to the couple ever!!!!!!!! 🎉💖❄️🐰🕶️🐍🐒

#renruki #I'm just very proud of their hands OK #renji abarai #rukia kuchiki #bleach #My beloveds #No joke I think I drew that like 3 years ago? #Anyway it's in colour now :D #I think it's so funny when people say Renji's a loser because he's over there living his best life married to Rukia etc #Like my man keeps winning actually #we do knot always love you

[chimchimyoonie]

me after watching smoshmouth ep:

#smosh #shourtney #i actually hate them all #all the edging for nothing #AS A PERSON WITH TRUST ISSUES I NEED A DIRECT QUOTE OF YES WE ARE MARRIED

[ssspringroll]

DL (sfs, no ads)

With all the plantsims on the dash recently, I figured it's high time I finally release these badboys. They have been sitting, more or less complete, since about 2021. Unlike my last mushroom cap, this set has 0 original meshes. All 8 mushroom cap shapes have been ripped from in-game objects. Yes, there are 8 shapes!

They are found on the hat slot ONLY, and are available for all ages, infant-elder. There are 53 swatches per cap, all modified EA textures. Each cap has a normal and glow variant, which will slowly pulse a friendly warm light. Infant through child ages have only 1 tilt option, because EA only provided 1 shape of hat chop for those ages. Teen and up have 2 tilt options per cap: one that lies fairly flat, and one that tilts back much more noticeably.

They come in one big merged package only. Custom thumbnails for all ages and genders. Shouldn't be enabled for random, but I have no idea anymore.

This is a hefty pack of ~80 CAS parts. Everything is fairly low poly and has all LODs, but you've been warned.

Check below the cut for a gif preview of the glowing effect!

#my cc #sims 4 cc #ts4cc #s4cc #sims 4 occult #plantsim cc #sims 4 plantsim #sims 4 fairy #that model in the middle is actually what inspired me to redo my mushroom caps. #his dad (far right) married another one of my sims and when they had a hybrid alien-plantsim baby #i was so sad he couldn't inherit daddy's mushroom cap because it wasn't for toddlers #of course we didnt have infants at the time. #anyway sorry for the delay i decided last minute i wanted a gif!

[fan-fangirl-world]

“Chris and Leon are soulmates”

Also the soulmates:

Capcom knows they’re like an old married couple that’s why they fight but love each other.

#resident evil #re death island #biohazard death island #chris redfield #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #chreon #chris x leon #my edit #they are soulmates sir #but actually #they're a married couple #so they fight sometimes #but they care and love each other #capcom knows #we know

[outkast777]

Say hello to my wife everyone

#carrie #carrie 1976 #carrie movie #carrie fanart #fanart #myart #horror #horror movie #i am in a carrie craze if you dont havn’t seen my instagram #we are actually married #i love carrie sooo much #shes so real #me when i see carrie #i love her #my wiiiiiiffffffeeee

[fromtheseventhhell]

Imagine being 9 years old and asking your dad about the things you're interested in doing when you grow up and he's like "No ❤️! But you can get married, have babies, and then maybe your sons can do those things ☺️🫶 "

#arya stark #one of those /wtf Ned/ moments #then people act like she invented misogyny cause she was like /uuuhhhhh no thanks that's not me/ #/Arya is masculine/ and she's literally just a child who has interests outside of her patriarchy-assigned role #the way people read this and then demonize Arya for not silently conforming like people expect her to... #that's the ingrained misogyny from being socialized in a patriarchal society speaking babes 😭 #cannot stress enough how Arya is just an average little girl and what makes her behavior stand out is their society's strict gender norms #her life + learning almost entirely revolves around the fact that she is being raised to be a wife and people resent her for wanting more : #she is NINE in AGoT and her parents are discussing her refinement because /In a few years she will be of an age to marry/ #the way misogyny is explored in Arya's story is actually so brilliant and well-written (+ underappreciated) though #we feel the full weight of how restrictive their society is through her POV and get the experiences of lower-class women too #which is why it's so significant that George wrote her based on feminists who realized they wanted more than becoming wives/housewives #she's one of his key characters who will /change the world/ but people think he's sticking her on a boat bc she isn't feminine enough 😭 #thank god he's writing the books and not any of these reductive hacks who thinks misogyny is subversive 🙏🏾 #sidenote: would've loved to see this from her POV to get her feelings when he said this cause I'm sure it doesn't match Ned's perception #considering he views her main issues as being stubborn/difficult while we know about the self-esteem issues she has

[someonesthoughtswh]

hey (with the intention of building all the lego flower sets with my gf)

#butch #butch4butch #butch dyke #butch lesbian #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #its me im lesbians #masc lesbian #femme4masc #femme4butch #fem for fem #dyke #femme lesbian #fem lesbian #femme #fem #we arent actually married but we totally are #lgbt #lgbtq community #wifeposting

[outofcontextfossil]

mappa giving nanami fans a final hurrah before shit goes downhill holy fuck

#thats literally my lawfully wedded husband wdym #NANAMI I LOVE YOU #COME HOME #THE KIDS MISS YOU #I MISS YOU #kento nanami THE MAN THAT YOU ARE #we are actually laying in bed together as i type this we are snug as two bugs in a rug and he loves me and we are married and we live #together and im his wife and he's my husband #i could be so much more insane about this but i have so much fire within me that it has in a way exhausted itself and now im just HERE #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk season 2 #the shibuya incident #nanami #kento nanami #nanami kento