#wei incorrect quotes

[lillianren]

*WEi group chat*

Donghan: sapnu puas.

Daehyeon: What?? 🤨

Seokhwa: What language is that?

Donghan: Turn your phone 180 degrees. 😈

*Donghan has been removed from the group chat*

#incorrect kpop quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #wei #wei incorrect quotes #wei donghan #wei daehyeon #wei seokhwa

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan sizhui #incorrect mdzs quotes #wen yuan

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

#he’s literally me whenever I see a cute goth girl #they’re so lesbian coded honestly #LWJ always had that u-haul parked and ready #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #apple memes 🍎 #my favorite he/him lesbians ✨🦄 #disclaimer that this is a shitpost and is not meant to be accurate to canon in any way #but it IS accurate in my head

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: [writing in his diary with a glitter pink gel pen] I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters The gods are dead. There's blood on my hands.

#and he is so real for this #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

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#the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect quotes #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin

[disgracefulthings]

Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...

Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!

Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance

#wei ying #wei wuxian #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng #mxtx #mxtx mdzs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #incorrect quotes #source: gravity falls

[lucky-cat-13]

Wei Wuxian: Whenever Jiang Cheng gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so he has to come to me for help.

*sounds of glass shattering in the background*

Wei Wuxian: It hasn't worked yet, but it will.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #source: tumblr

[incorrectwei]

yohan: what is your biggest weakness?

junseo: i can be uncooperative.

yohan: okay, can you give me an example?

junseo: no.

#incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect wei quotes #wei fake quotes #wei incorrect quotes

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.

Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan Wangji #wangxian

[lillianren]

Junseo: Hyung, I need some advice.

Yongha: You need advice from ME? 🤨

Junseo: Yeah, 😐 frightening isn't it?

#incorrect kpop quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #wei #wei incorrect quotes #wei yongha #wei junseo

[lovewanxian]

Wei Wuxian: You always look so unapproachable.

Lan Wangji *sighs*: Yet here you are.

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #incorrect mdzs quotes

[elvencantation]

Wei Ying: my fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Lan Zhan speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me

#he’s totally grinning btw #wangxian #wwx #lwj #wei ying #wei wuxian #incorrect cql #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #my incorrect quotes #source: twitter: gutterdaughter #though it was cornball not stupid #but on tumblr i saw stupid so here it is #it was a sterek one btw

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Xichen: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Lan Wangji: Okay. I can do that.

[Later]

Wei Wuxian: Nice work! High Five!

Lan Wangji: [intertwines their fingers]

Wei Wuxian: Wh-

Lan Wangji: I'm in love with you.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #lan xichen #incorrect quotes #right in front of my salad #900

[darkandstormyart]

me?? using jokes to cope with canon events that still hurt??? it's more likely than you think!

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mdzs #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #wen qing #im back in my 'i liked my dumb incorrect quote so much i had to draw it' #self-sufficient again! :')