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midnightwriter21 · 1 year
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demon slayer hcs: tanjiro as a boyfriend
characters: fem!reader x tanjiro
warnings: language, nsfw themes (no real smut)
AN: tanjiro is aged up!! we don’t date children in this house sry.
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TANJIRO
um best bf ever
he’s an angel sent from heaven
cuddle bug fr
you are NOT getting out of bed before he’s ready
you gotta pee??
u gotta beg him to let u get up
like? uh my guy we’re finna be cuddling in a puddle if u don’t remove ur arm and let me SPRINT to the bathroom asap
mans just wants to hold you a little while longer
introduces you to inosuke and zenitsu ofc
wants you to get along with his friends SO bad
but
he knows they can be a lil overwhelming
so he will attempt
i said attempt
to make them behave themselves
they will not behave themselves
inosuke is tryna throw hands
zenitsu is alrdy asking for ur hand in marriage
and oh?
tanjiro baby is ur eye twitching?
and u got a vein popping outta ur forehead honey are u okay?
dude doesn’t get mad often
and he’s not mad at u
but zenitsu better back off rn
cause tanjiro
well he’s gonna make sure zenitsu gets it through his head that you are NOT marrying him
not violently!!
well he might stick inosuke on him
“inosuke! zenitsu said he’s stronger than you!”
que the one sided smackdown
anyways
he introduces you to nezuko wayyyyy later
she’s his baby sister who also happens to be a demon
which is pretty startling if u ask me
like “this is my baby sister nezuko!”
“she’s a demon with crazy blood fire powers! :)”
very important to him that y’all get along
which you do
cause how could u not
nezuko is the sweetest thing
god the kamado family could rot ur teeth
NICKNAMESSSSS:
there’s a million of them
my love, darling, sweetheart, honey, flower, bUNNY
ik that the bunny nickname is so over used but something abt it gets me GOINGGG
rarely calls u by ur real name unless something serious is happening
always a pet name
dude knows how to handle u and ur emotions
that sniffer he has
yeah
ur happy? sad? angry?
he smells it
personally i think that jealousy coming from u is his favorite scent
it’s got it’s own distinct smell but it’s mixed with a little bit of anger too
when he first smelled it he couldn’t figure out wtf u were feeling
but when he finally put it together
turned bright red
like “she cares about me THAT much”
“to where she gets angry?”
surprised that u get jealous over him for some reason
which is wierd asf cause if tanjiro was my bf? i’m never letting him outta my SIGHT
hands will be thrown w any bitch that tries to speak to him
anywayyyyyssss
into the NASTY DIRTY
remember he’s aged up!!
the softest service dom that has ever dommed
he’s the guy that gets pleasure from giving u pleasure
and when i mean giving u pleasure
i mean ur gonna be in tears by the end of it
it’s too much for you?
“oh honey i know you can take it”
“sweet girl you can give me one more i know you can”
one more is not one more
one more is as many as tanjiro wants.
overstimulation is the tanji’s fav
and back to that nose of his
LMFAO there is no hiding it when ur in the mood
mans can smell it from a mile away
but don’t worry he’s gonna take care of u ;)
aftercare omg
he’s so sweet
running u a BUBBLE BATH
lighting candles
massages
watch out cause those massages can get u back in the same situation that put u here in the first place
uh oh here comes the cuddle monster once again
ugh i want a tanjiro so bad
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winwintea · 16 days
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dreamies as your disney world boyfriend
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pairing ▸ boyfriend!dreamies x reader author's note ▸ i am working on the SERIES I PROMISE GUYS... it's just quite long... oops. i needed to channel my inner disney for inspiration for this sorry. the prompt seemed to make more sense in my head so i guess it's just, 'dreamies at disney' now lol. ALSO SOME DISNEY TERMINOLOGY in there i apologize. should make sense but if it's confusing ask me lmfaooo
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mark lee
photographer boyfriend obviously 
doesn’t even complain about how many photos you want to take
is actually dying inside but hides it away with dad jokes to cope with the pain
“it’s not even noon yet and dis-knees are killing me bro” 
will only complain about the heat 
“It’s like we’re on the surface on the sun dude… like satan’s armpit. that’s crazzzzyy.”
you couldn’t help but laugh
but then he just KEPT GOING
“it’s like we’re in the inside of a mouth… there are things sticking to things that-” 
and you cut him off right there.
can’t help the fact that bro is a D1 yapper.
will not wear mickey ears though no matter how much you beg him to :(  
favorite ride: slinky dog dash
least favorite ride: dumbo
huang renjun
the boyfriend that actually disney bounds with you
so y’all are disney bounding as nick wilde and judy hopps from zootopia (renjun’s idea)
chenle took him to shanghai disney once, so he’s a big fan of duffy and friends
oh how disappointed he was when he realized that the mascots don’t exist in WDW
“preferred parking? i would prefer parking to be free, thank you very much.” 
mood is very sour upon entering
“i know you’re cold but i did tell you to bring a jacket.” rude.
however once you two start collecting your first character signature he’s locked in
somehow more excited to meet the characters than the kids are? (ur 24. reality check!)
he gets more into it as the day goes on
YOU BET HE’S WEARING THE MICKEY EARS. 
although he already had fox ears on to begin with anyways
favorite ride: mickey & minnie’s runaway railway
least favorite ride: seven dwarfs mine train (it was too short)
lee jeno
foodie boyfriend 
wants a turkey leg like really badly 
“that guy has a turkey leg… sir- um sir- where did you get that turkey leg”
you have to bribe this man with food.
which honestly is okay by you because you just wanna take photos of the food.
"yknow with this ride being 50 years old, you'd think they could've made the boats a little bigger. have to man spread now" 
whatever you’re thinking of, that’s literally not what he meant. 
he’s an innocent lil guy. (seriously, it just came out wrong.)
holds ur hand on all rides. 
let’s you grab onto his muscles arms while you are nervous on the thrill rides
no mickey ears though. (it’s the bow that always throws them off)
favorite ride: rise of the resistance 
least favorite ride: teacups
lee haechan
out of pocket boyfriend who will not stfu
“bambi’s the only movie i really couldn’t watch… i could not be as strong as bambi” 
after you give him the, “wtf” look he just continues. on.
“cause if my mom died well… there goes my friend group.”
will randomly start singing disney songs in the middle of waiting for a ride. 
in those show/ride/attractions he’s the only one clapping and screaming. 
especially true for the beauty and the beast sing-a-long attraction, cause yknow he’s gonna scream his lungs out.
yeah he’ll wear mickey ears, but you bought him a goofy hat instead. It was more fitting.
“can’t believe disney made a character after me… should i sue?”
also complains a lot. way too much.
“EPCOT? more like every person comes out tired.”
favorite ride: pirates of the caribbean (he kept making a booty joke over and over again)
least favorite ride: toy story midway mania (bc he lost)
na jaemin
hardcore boyfriend photographer (pt 2) + ‘mom’ boyfriend
man knows all your best angles and where to take photos
“picture, picture over here… yes yes right… in front of the castle angel. oh that’s so pretty… in… in… down… up… okay! smile!”
you two spend like half the day taking photos, jaemin needs to show off his gf ofc.
cares for you the whole entire day, makes sure you drink enough water
aggressively refills your waterbottles every second he gets. 
“when it doubt, chug it out! (cue jaemin chugging his own bottle)
he unfortunately will not wear mickey ears. (jaemin i believed in you.)
he’s not the one being taken photos of, so no mickey ears for him.
“princess i don’t wanna hear it. the humidity is good for you. this is like nature’s pore declogging.”
favorite ride: frozen ever after
least favorite ride: none (bc he did everything with u <3)
zhong chenle
in between buying you everything and calling everything too expensive boyfriend
HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET A MEMBERSHIP WITH CLUB 33.
this man pulls you into that sus green building on main street, and your jaw drops.
club 33, is an exclusive, membership only restaurant at disney. it’s like an elite society filled with rich upper class, but at disney. (never been inside not sure how to describe it but oh boy is membership expensive.) the waitlist got so long in 2007, they closed it for 5 years. look it up on wikipedia disney lore goes hard
“i just asked a couple of friends, and they recommended me this place.” boy.
you’re panicking because you’re severely underdressed. (you’re in a jessie costume.)
he reassures you, since you’re at disney, and being dressed like this is normal.
once u have one of the most expensive meals of ur life, chenle drags u to every single thrill ride.
he also buys you a balloon and a bubble wand <3
but for some reason when you arrive at the gift shop he realizes he’s spent a lot.
“okay enough gift shop. look away from the gift shop. this vacation already has us in poverty.”
AND BRO ACTS LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TRIP IM NOT KIDDING.
he’ll buy you a nice meal at one of the restaurants and then…
“we’re not getting churros they’re 5 dollars.”
no mickey ears either why do you even ask
“next time i’ll take u to shanghai, it’s better okay?”
favorite ride: tower of terror
least favorite ride: it’s a small world after all
park jisung
anti-disney everything boyfriend
gets frustrated at everything. cannot read the map.
when he goes on small world…
he severely questions his mental sanity. like actually guys i think he needs help.
“this ride is for kids.” 
the ride in question: the barnstormer! a 40 second kiddie roller coaster that has top speeds of up to 25mph!
literally jisung’s 13 reason. 
he was screaming his little heart out poor baby.
“I’m not wearing those. Stop.” you do not stop. “Take these off of me right now.”
he wears the ears for half of the day though so a win is a win.
“we’re going to the other park? we’re not going home? there’s 3 more??????”
favorite ride: none
least favorite ride: all
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omegalomania · 1 year
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trying to put something together, do you have any examples of the the rest of the guys in fob supporting pete? or your favorite things theyve said about him?
i've assembled a compilation of fob just generally being super protective of each other over here, but ur in luck cause i was actually trying to assemble other instances of the other guys sticking up for pete specifically because a lot a lot a lot of preh interviews usually had some question along the lines of "aren't you guys so jealous of peeeete" to which they unfailingly always said "um, no?" and i always thought that was very sweet. if you want more fodder for this you can look up basically any group pre-hiatus interview, esp ioh and folie eras. you'll see lots of drama-mongering headlines that imply the other guys are jealous of all the attention pete gets when the interviews themselves make it clear that's not really the case.
here are some of my favorite instances of the other guys sticking up for him, in the press and just in general. not specifically what you were asking about but along the same lines so i hope it helps
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nervousbreakdance answering a tumblr question from brendonspube: What was your reaction to finding out Pete showed his doodle on the Internet?
He didn't show it. Someone hacked his phone. My reaction was disgust at the total lack of privacy/decency. It was fans who did that. At the time I thought to myself "With fans like this, who needs fans?" Pete actually quit the band briefly over it. And was inconsolable. For like weeks. He didn't leave his house. It was really dark. I was very angry at the people who did it, but I learned to get beyond it and understand/forgive that curiosity could drive people to do such unreasonable things.
Yes, he took a picture of his penis. To send to his girlfriend. Millions of people take racy pictures every day. They just don't have their phone's memory hacked and it's contents displayed for millions of people to see.
Sorry if I sound mad. Not mad at you, just mad at culture for treating him so unfairly about it. It was none of anyone's business and people shouldn't have been so awful to him about it.
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From AP magazine, 2008: Stump, particularly touched by a rare ballad, perks up. "That says something about Pete Wentz. The Pete Wentz you read about isn't empathetic enough to write a record from the perspectives of his best friends. This Pete Wentz did that. Where's that story?"
"Don't print that," mumbles Wentz. "I don't want to be empathetic."
Stump doesn't want to let it go. "I'm going to say something about Pete that's never made it into a printed interview because it must not be that interesting, but it is the fucking truth," the singer declares. "The thing about Pete is that people have always watched him and given him attention, and you have two options as far as how you are going ot handle that. Either you are going to totally shut off, or you are going to occasionally say you'll smile for [the cameras]. He does both. Before he was 'Pete Wentz, Rock Star,' people just paid attention to him.
"A lot of the time I'm around this dude, he's very shy," Stump continues, turning to address Wentz directly. "But I get the impression that you don't really like attention that much, but you face it. So the one time you smile for the camera, people go, 'Oh, he's a fucking ham.' That's one of the things that's really frustrating." He turns back to address AP. "It's not even something Pete has control over, the stuff that gets thrust on Pete, like the greatness or shallowness of Pete Wentz. He's neither, he's just Pete. And I think that's one of the huge things about the band. We don't rule. We don't suck. We're just a band."
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From Kerrang: If you want to see Patrick Stump - who is much feistier and more outgoing than the media ever paints him as - get irritated, there are two conversation points that are guaranteed to do the job. The first is to lay into Wentz, and the second is to talk about Stump and Wentz in a way that suggests that you believe they are the Stump and Wentz that the press has them pegged as - the 'geeky, placid, talented one', and 'the arrogant, power boy, fame whore'.
Stump's speech will alter, losing its friendly sing-song lilt, peppered with amusing vocal impressions to fatten up the anecdotes he shares, to a super-fast, exhausted but precise flow, scattered with lines like, "here's the thing..."
"The most frustrating thing about celebrity is the assumption that you know somebody based on what you've read about them," he sighs. "People have ideas of who we are but they're not always accurate. I've become, like, the shy guy, but when I'm an asshole that gets ignored. But when Pete's shy or really sweet, that gets ignored. I'm misleadingly articulate but I'm easily the least well-read of anyone in the band by a long shot. But there's something about this character that people see - they see my glasses or something - and they assume that I'm a mad scientist.
"It's real easy to make characters," he says. "I watch the character of Pete Wentz and I get defensive. Things are made up, things that he had nothing to do with..." His voice trails off.
"It makes me mad," he says, curtly, and pauses.
"Here's the thing," Stump continues again, the words firing out of his mouth faster now. "The Pete that they made up, yeah, I don't like that Pete. I don't like the fake Pete but that's not Pete at all."
Do you like the Patrick that they've made up?
"I don't really read a lot of his stuff," he whispers from under the brim of his cap. "He's not the most interesting to me.
"People talk about how bands break up as their egos get bigger or whatever, but if anything, Pete and I are better than ever," Stump adds. "Pete and I diffuse each other in a lot of ways and we're astoundingly similar guys. I'm just as crazy as he is - there's been a lot of to-do made about him being crazy - and he's just as meticulous, orderly and polite as I am."
So you have a dark streak like Pete?
"Of course. That's the funny thing, people attach to Pete's dark side but he's the funniest and most excitable guy. He's probably, per hour, per day, more pleasant to deal with than I am."
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From an October 2008 interview with chorus.fm née absolutepunk:
What’s one thing you think people most misunderstand or misinterpret about you and/or the band?
I think they really don’t understand Pete. I’ve heard a lot of really awful, negative things said about Pete, and it’s like, “Dude, you don’t even have a clue how honest and real that guy is” for the amount of crap that people talk about him. Pete said it, and it’s true, they make you into a wrestling character. And it’s also like reality TV editing. It’s really easy to cut somebody in rolling their eyes when that might not have even happened next to the thing that it’s being shown next to. Honestly, I don’t know, that’s one thing that bothers me a lot. 
And then I’ll hear things from people where it’s like, “Oh your band’s great but I hate your bass player” and I’m like, then you just said you hate our band cause I don’t fucking care. He’s my best friend. Obviously he’s still in the band for a reason, it’s not like I’m waiting for someone to go “Oh yeah, you know, Pete sucks” and I’ll go like “Yes! Thank you, now he’s totally fired!” No, he’s my best friend and he’s absolutely important. He’s invaluable. I wouldn’t be here without him. I’ll hear things like, “Your voice is great but Pete’s really lame” and it’s like, well, Pete’s the only guy who got me to sing. I wasn’t a singer until Pete saw it in me. So I don’t particularly see value in me being a singer but he does and he’s always my cheerleader, trying to keep me going. So I am the musician I am pretty much because of Pete. And I’m not even saying I’m that great a musician. I’m saying if there’s anyone that thinks I am, all the thanks goes to Pete. So that’s one thing that bothers me a lot and I don’t think people really understand fully.
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From an October 2008 interview with chorus.fm née absolutepunk: Do you or any of the other members ever feel a sense of jealousy towards Pete? 
No, we’re pretty defensive when it comes to the way he’s been portrayed. Pete’s my best friend, I was the best man at his wedding, I love that man to death. I’d take a bullet for him. But, I hate the way that the Pete Wentz that actually exists never gets covered, it never gets spoken of. There’s so many accusations that are so ridiculous about the guy that are taken as the gospel—people just assume that he posted pictures of his penis on the internet. That is the stupidest fucking thing thing I’ve ever heard. Why on earth would you ever do that? His parents were gonna see that, come on. Have some common sense. He is actually a human being. Would you want your penis all over the internet? Probably not. He probably doesn’t either. 
This is another little interesting factoid about Pete: he quit the band. I had to talk him back into the band after those pictures got out. It nearly broke the band up he was so devastated. He had to claw his way back up from massive depression to even make fun of it.
Anyway, no, we are not jealous of him. If anything, I would want people to know the real Pete Wentz. I get the impression that people don’t really want to know him, because he’s not the bad guy on the reality show. He’s the most loyal guy I know, to a fault actually. He’s one of those guys who will never stand against his friends. Here’s an analogy. If he’s gonna make some money off shoveling coal, he’s gonna bring his friend on with him, and his friend is gonna shovel coal. If the friend’s not good at shoveling coal, Pete will shovel more coal to make sure that guy gets his share, even if the guy is doing terrible work. The guy could sit down, relax, and open up a book, and Pete’s still gonna be shoveling coal for that guy. He is the most loyal guy I know. He reminds me a lot of the portrayal of Frankie Valli in Jersey Boys just in the way that in Jersey Boys, and I don’t know if this is the true story, one of the other singers in the Four Seasons racks up this huge gambling debt and Frankie Valli is like, “We’ll pay for it, we will never ask for it back, we’ll just pay for it, he’s just gotta not do it again,” and that’s the kind of guy Pete is. I will never be jealous of him.
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From AP Magazine #223: "Everyone forgets what they do in their own bedroom, in their own time," explains Stump. "I was never pissed at Pete for being Pete in his own time. I am pissed at whoever stole that picture and leaked it, and for being such a douchebag and having no sense of decency or privacy."
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From Spin magazine in December 2005: "I think there would be resentment toward Pete from the other three," says Janick [Fueled by Ramen founder]. "I mean, how could there not be? But I've never seen it. It seems that they're a really tight unit."
Says Hurley: "[Pete's] the most loyal dude on earth. He's never done anything that we're not a part of." Trohman agrees: "He's a Type A personality and has a lot of leader qualities. Plus, we knew he was just better at that [business] stuff."
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From Inside Entertainment in 2007:
Pete, you're dating Ashlee Simpson. How hard is it to deal with all the extra attention from your relationship? Pete: I mean, how crazy is it that you're dating some person, but then how much crazier is it that you're in love with that person? You want them at your shows, to come and do things with you, but because of who they are, that's all people focus on. I try not to do things that are detrimental to my band but it's just unfortunate because the two clash. Joe: The rest of us in the band know that whatever comes out of the media frenzy, that people attach to Pete and his girlfriend, it isn't something perpetrated by Pete. I mean, we'll do interviews and people will ask stupid, inane questions.
What kinds of questions? Joe: Like, "Are you writing a new record? Is it going to be about Ashlee?" And it's like, "Yeah, dude, that's totally what it's going to be about. That's why we started this band, just so Pete could meet Ashlee." He loves his girlfriend, it's as simple as that. But we're just regular dudes and we just like doing our band. We didn't do this to run around and be like Pete and show our pee pees to everybody. Pete: [Laughs] Joe: We started this to be a band. The best thing about doing this band is we've got to a level where we can focus on more important issues.
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Tweet from Andy @FUCKCITY before he got his own Twitter, when fans were criticizing Pete about the hiatus during early 2010:
everyone stop attacking pete. that pisses me off-a
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From AV Club in June 2007:
AVC: The cult of personality around [Pete] could sink another band. How does Fall Out Boy deal with that?
PS: The thing is that we know each other very well. Pete's probably my best friend in the world; I think he understands me better than a lot of people, and I understand him better than a lot of people. And that's the way we get over it. If they make you into a wrestling character, into that great mythical kind of bad guy, it's really easy for people to make you into something, to decide who you are. At the end of the day, the Pete that I read about, yeah, I don't like him 'cause I've read he's a total dick. But the thing is I actually know Pete Wentz, and he's a really good guy, he's a really quiet guy, he's a really polite guy. He's a really mellow, honest, loyal guy. He's not this cold-hearted mogul. It's the funniest thing; if Pete Wentz really cared about money, he'd probably make more. He wastes and loses more money than anybody I know—he gives it away. At any rate, whatever, I don't want to gush about him, but that's how we overcome that whole cult of personality. At the end of the day, they deify you or demonize you, but you're really just some guy.
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kidfoundonstreets · 1 month
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LOVEBRUSH CHRONICLE. YOU LIKE?
ill try to keep it brief 1/20397
lovebrush chronciles is an otome game deisgbed by team/company I AM ACTUALLY NOT SURE DESPITE YOU SEEING IT EVRRYTIME YOU ENTER THE GAME HOLD ON neteaze games (passion of gamers) and it is about altnerate universes, time fuckery, and school life.
the game begins introducing itself as a regular otome school life sim (my condolences to the fans who fell for william first sight only to find out hes not an actual love interest trust me i see u i feel u) but then WHAM BAM!! just when u thougut ur girl best friend was lookin kinda cute she gets X_x in this summon circle and you jump in to save her only to find out youre now in a royal cage surrounded by people that needa sacrifice you to save themselves from their own doom. oh and youre not in your own world anumore good luck have fun
so now here goes the different plots and paths with the love interests. the way i playrd it was as they introduced it, which was ayn aklaid lars claerence. no cael route yet which rips me apart every night. the love interests seem to have consistent values throughout most universes despite all of their diferet upbringings which i find pretty cool considering schoollife and royaltylife are two completely drastic diferent things, and also i nejoy how mc is written with more character and an amazing design to match the rest of the beautifully drawn cast
on that topic the art is GORGEOUS. i have never seen such beautiful detailed art in a game before and i assure you it will not disappoijnt. the graphics and smoothness of the game are especially a great touch. THERES A MINI STORY FOR EACH CARD BTW SR AND UP ITS SO GOOD becasenit feels as if the creatoes actually put care and give a shit into whar theyre writing and drawing and even in little events the absolute quality and depth of the cast shines theough its just i cannot express how much you need to play tjis game if you like dating sims ITS FREE TOO??,×*#&@ IMSO SAD WHY ID OBEYEME GETTING SM ATTENTION WHEN THIS IS SITTJNGHERE HUH dont get me wrong i too was in that hole but trust me brother there is only one man worth it there and obeyeme sure as hell isnt gonna do it justice with its 200+ chapter peobably plotline
anywya its 11 pm and ibhave no idea how to organize this post so ill just go through the cast
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he is my plaything
ANYWAY ayn is so maahh hes the stupid cat that sleeps on me at night HE USED YO BE MY FAV AND WAS EXACTLY MY TYPE OFF THE BAT ITS SO IRONIC HES MY LEASY LIKED NOW but hes still very good and god you need to see this
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^^ bisexual dilemma
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^^ HIS EMO PHASE
i like him as a side piece, he has a nice personality but it doesnt stick out to me as much as the rest but i heavily respect the enjoyers of him
Aigh now
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HHHRHRGGGHWH HHRGGBW WHWHWBW W SLSOPE9282B3BDND BSHSJW W GHENRBR .R FJJGGW HJ W..B GHN.F. H . THROWSUP aklaid my dear my darling ! i lvouou my little STARBOY my favorite my self sacrificing devoted prince who acts soo nice but is the cause of his own decay. smooochh I ADORE HIM dude one time he almost dies and mc is like "i am so sorry" and hes smiling qhile saying "nono! this is the happiest ivebeen" GET THERAPY
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lars is my favorite lesbian
im onsessed w him hes always fun no matter where he is and yet they still dont dumb him down the moments where hes serious only add to his character his charm is unexplainable his rizz unatainable you could never
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my TRUE favorite lesbian
MY FABORITE MY FABORITE KY DAVROITE I WAS SO WORRIED HOW I WOULD ENKOY HIM BECAUSE SO KUCH WAS UNKNOWN BUT AHGGWDHHSHW HIS ROUTE HIS DEPTH EVERYTHING IT MAKES ME SO SADITS HWARTBREAKING DUDE "HAIR HOLDS MEMORIES" IM GONNA SOB INTO MY HANDS I CANT BELIEVE I LOVE A MAN NAMED CLARENARENCNEUXIHQBQ SHUTOROSHUSITP oh and he really likes cats :D
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i have run out of images but cael caught my eye since the beginning and i dont know whats wrong with him is he my parental figure my wife my side piece my worst enemy my hater my lover my killer my doomer my caretaker my one-time-leave-you-for-nine-months
i genuinely cannot stand him hes the one who i always run to and check on firstin efents and stories not claerence not lars not alkaid but fucking CAEL.
i cant help it maybe in the end my heart really belongs to him because im still waiting for his route and for him to show moreemotion and maybe break down or slowly go through the agony of learning to accept love despite everything despite you
this is the only part i feel a little uneased about in the writers hands.. they are very capable hands.. but will they do him right.. hes so stupidly simple but not it makes me grit my teeth and die
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sirwow · 2 months
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absolutely predictable question that i am dumping in your inbox here. i just finished reading the sword brothers doc (LOVED LOVED LOVED IT ur characterization of them is so good!!!) and i was wondering how kibou's apology/reunion with cole went after blowing up at him
no pressure i just love samurai and cole's dynamic so now your interpretation of kibou with that in mind is just gonna be like. swimming in my brain. like fishies (its 3 am here pardon me)
YOU you have given me possibly my favorite question ever to answer so here’s a full dialogue of the making up / reconfrontation between Kibou and Cocole under the cut because it’s long and im mental. Please ask me more questions like this I will be so mental <3 /nf
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The break room door of the cafe opened to Cole and Nicole on their phones. The two looked up expectant as Lucky strided in with Kibou slinking in behind him. They took a seat at the small table across from Cole and Nicole. The pair put away their phones, Cole lifting his visor to stress scratch his scalp.
“Alright. Samurai-“
Cole was immediately cut off from an under table kick by Lucky.
“Dude what was that for? I just started.”
“Call him his name, Cole. I’m here to make sure he’s not getting the short end of the stick.”
“Hmph. Kibu- er.. Kibou. Why should we forgive you after everything you said to us?”
Cole sat back by Nicole and watched Kibou shift nervously in his seat. Kibou spoke up unsure.
“… I did not mean the words I said. I- I was not entirely in control of myself.”
“Dude you called us bastards and worthless friends for not going out drinking with you. Even if you were drunk you were the one to have those thoughts in the first place!”
Nicole snapped a bit at the generic apology. Kibou sunk back into himself and Lucky just remained to the side, understanding her anger. The silent, head lowered, dispondance from Kibou for a good while seemed to only raise the old hurt feelings in the couple. Cole’s past anger suddenly rose in his tone.
“You called us the worthless friends when you were the one drinking and dragging us down with you!”
Lucky sat up straight at the insult and even Nicole was a bit surprised if remaining silent.
“Woah- okay cool it dude. We’re trying to meditate not make this worse for Kibou-“
“No, he is right.”
Kibou said, stopping Lucky and everyone looking over a bit in surprise.
“I do not believe I deserve being forgiven for my words. I did not come here with that goal. I want you to be aware of my guilt and know that I am sorry. What you will do with that is your choice and I will not push for the one that is best for me.”
The room fell silent. Nicole and Cole glanced at each other with a conversation seeming to happen between them in their heads. Lucky pat Kibou’s shoulder with a sigh n tugged on it signaling they should probably go. Kibou nodded in response and stood with Lucky.
“Well if that’s all I think it’s best we get going. We have the doctors next door to still apologize to, hm? Unless you’ve got something else to say Kibou.”
Kibou glanced back to Cole and Nicole then back to Lucky, shaking his head.
“Alright’. We’ll leave you two it then.”
“Wait- Kibou!”
Kibou stopped himself from walking out the door while Cole scrambled over.
“…Uhm.. I was wondering if maybe you wanted to swing by later..? Friday after hours and maybe, I don’t know.. sort this out over a game of smash..?”
“Hm.. Sure. Best be ready to be wrong again.”
“Pff you’re on.”
The two shoved each other around laughing softly. Nicole floated over with a relieved sigh.
“Also- mind if we get your number again? We kinda deleted it a year ago..”
Kibou instantly shoves a hand in his pocket and hands them a neatly written post it note with his number, both being surprised at the preparation.
“You’re the 3rd people to say that so Kibou thought he’d just be prepared if it happened again”
Lucky piped up from behind them. He opened the break room door again with his foot and led Kibou out who seemed back to his chipper self then.
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The door closed once more just as fast as they had come by. Cole lent back, sighing from the awkwardness of the whole situation. Nicole shoved the note between the keys in her pocket and watched Cole smiling softly, fiddling with his visor in his lap.
“..Missed him?”
“This version of him? Yeah, haha.”
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eurydicees · 6 months
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FRUITS BASKET IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE ANIME OF ALL TIME PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ITTTTT
HI HIHIHIHI OK OK OKOKOK !!!!!! spoilers to follow :p
so like this is my third(?) rewatch i believe and i'm like. fuckin. like. fuckin crazy dude. i feel like i'm losing my mind. everything about this show is DESIGNED to make me feel insane. everything about it is simply written to hit me straight in the chest every time. i think my favorite thing this time around is actually the everything about yuki and kyo. kyo is just like. clenching fists. my specialest little character who i love so so so much. he means EVERYTHING to me. i want to pick him up and shake him around like a dog with a particularly long stick. im like. going crazy. and TOHRU AND KYO. their relationship genuinely has me like. frothing at the mouth thinking about it. it's about the choice to love someone and to let someone love you and it's something about healing and trauma and helping each other without fixing each other its about been seen and about letting people see you its about the choices you make and the ones that are taken from you and how you don't need to be perfect to deserve the love someone else is choosing to give you im gonna BITE THINGS. the next episode in my watch is the first part of the true form eps and im like. i was gonna watch them but then i was going too crazy just thinking about it and i needed to stop in order to preserve my sanity and also the safety of my electronics and the wall i was going to throw them at. so im currently paused, but im gonna hopefully finish s1 today!!! im going crazy fr. like. this show rots something in my brain. i truly cannot put it into words why. but my brain is ROT. i literally started rewatching and then decided a week into november that surely i can change my nanowrimo project to smth fruits basket related. because this surely truly for real is a good idea. anyways im going so crazy. kyo and tohru make me want to twirl the phone cord around my finger and write in my diary ( <- has neither a landline nor a diary). and god ok. akito. akito. akito. akito, who scratches at my brain and makes me feel fucking crazy. its just. the personification of the cycle of abuse and then the act of breaking it.....doomed by the narrative she is writing....im losing my mind !!!!! my entire goddamn mind !!!!!!!!!!!! yeah. yeah. yeah.
anyways i would looooooove to hear ur (and anyone) tell me their thoughts about it as well !!! i NEEEEEED to be talking about fruits basket all of the time rn and would looooooove to do that here !!!!!
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haejjoon · 1 year
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also, while we're pointing out the flaws of atlus's characterization choices in the game-
ugh. ryuji. i adore him, so much. and the game never decides what they really want for him. i always stood by the fact that the pervy cutscenes were a step too far, even for him- especially after what he knows about ann. i think it would've been interesting to explore how he did sorta believe the rumors about her, but apologized, and the game vaguelyyy does that but canon is still a disservice to the friendship i firmly believe ann and ryuji have.
and the way the other characters treat him. im not gonna even bring up the okumura arc here, it doesn't deserve mention. but sometimes it's hard to listen them insult the poor guy so much. yeah, he gets in over his head and says stuff a little too loud. but sometimes it just feels cruel. especially knowing what happens at the end of shido's palace.
ryuji's gobro's a jerk, but he apologized when he stepped out of line too far when they barely knew each other. he'd never let the post shido moment go down like it did.
my fav thing about third sem is that ryuji's the one that comes to the rescue first. that gets in front of akechi & akira and blocks the blast before everyone else. im glad my boy got a little moment to shine in p5r (rip ann and yusuke). and i love his friendship with akira. but i wish atlus felt less all over the place with him, with all of the thieves.
are we gna take turns dissecting all the characrers in persona 5 because im literally all for it. character dissection is my favorite. puts ryuji on the operating table
i absolutely agree with u anon atlus doesnt seem to know what the hell they want to do with my boy. he's introduced as the protagonist's loud dumbass friend who's got a heart of gold, and then he's reduced to the pervy guy who speaks before thinking, and then it's like atlus goes "oh shit wait we gotta wrap things up for him" and then toss him a moment in shido's ship. like... if ur gna make a decision stick by it atlus cmon.
im gonna assume the gobro moment you're talking about is when he says sorry for calling ryuji useless baggage pre-awakening and say THANK YOU FOR NOTICING...... GWTS ON HANDS AND KNEES AND BOWS HEAD TO THE FLOOR... ryuji deserved that apology and deserved that closure back at the ramen shop 100%, as he did with a lot of the ribbing from the thieves in the canon game. i've got a bone to pick with morgana specifically regarding this but thats another conversation
he's also never properly held accountable for all the moments he pervs on ann either. it's one thing to be like "my friend's rly hot yeah!!!" and it's nother to blatantly stare at her when she's practically getting heat stroke in that microwave of a cat-bus. little things like ryuji turning to akiren and going "dude . wasnt that girl.. like... fine???" about haru is perfectly okay, because he's a teenage boy and teenage boys are stupid, but i cannot believe he never gets anything said to him about how he treats ann. then again he is NOWHERE as bad as yosuke in p4 so it isnt the worst thing in the world. just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth
here have a little preview of chp5 where ryuji actually apologizes for his behavior
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hatbox-apologist · 4 months
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I was gonna turn on anon but I decided against it, would it be okay if I actually asked you a question? Since I know you write reader insert fics yourself I thought you would maybe relate to what I’m feeling and if so I wanted to see how you deal with it. I absolutely love writing x reader fics, I get really attached to my favorite characters and I love pouring that love into writing form for myself and others to enjoy but sometimes I still feel embarrassed/ashamed/anxious about it and about how others might perceive it. I know there used to be a big stigma behind it and I got made fun of for it for a while and even now when I’ve gained enough confidence to start posting them to public places I still get a little worried that someone is sitting being the screen and thinking “wow this is cringe” especially because it’s most of the content I write and I don’t often write about ships or storylines like a lot of other people do. It’s a bit silly because so far most people have been nothing but nice to me but I still feel a little bit anxious about it especially as I keep writing more and more of them and wonder “oh man is this getting irritating for people”
I apologize for the slight vent, I just found it a little difficult to articulate the emotions in a more simple way. Have you ever felt like when you write fanfic? And if so what helps you kinda push through it and start accepting your writing more?
You don’t have to reply to this if you don’t want to or if it doesn’t really apply to you, and again I’m sorry for dumping a wall of text into your asks- I just got stuck in a little rut while writing my next chapter today and am having trouble getting out of it.
First off thank you so much for the question, I'm really glad u asked and were confident enough to send this without the anon on. Second I'm going to answer questions or comment on certain things as I read this, so here we go.
I don't really write for myself, I mostly write for the people who want to read it. I have a small audience but from the few people I have talked to, on here and from my ao3 page, they like it, so I write it for them.
The thing about the stigma is I still feel it. Not for x reader specifically but for fanfiction and fandom in general. But I just have kinda gotten used to it so I just kinda live in it now. I mean I keep my tumblr to myself and of course y'all on here, but that's it. I don't talk about my fics to people I don't trust not just because of the stigma but also because I write some batshit crazy stuff.
I'll tell you this, I don't think people r going to read something that they think they're not going to like. Especially if you label your works right the worst thing they're going to do is scroll away. (But if u do get a negative comment @ me and I'll find them :) ) Also I think my own work is cringe and I've just accepted that it is at this point so I'm kinda immune to someone telling me that I'm cringe or that what I do is cringe because I am and that's just how it be man. I am one with the cringe and the cringe is me. I've lived too long past my experation date to be worried about some default settings incel telling me my Haunted Mansion fanfiction or tumblr blog is cringe. Like uhm ya of course it's cringe? It's supposed to be?? (also it's my brand now that I'm the jester of cringe, thx to @spookyhollowart)
O dude, lemme tell u something, one shots r the best. You don't have to stick to a big storyline, relationship growth, or character arcs. Literally the best. I can't wait to do my one shots because most of them r short and I won't have to be looking back 6 chapters ago to what color some random ass dude was wearing or some bullshit like that, because I have to do now in my current fic.
Trust me the nice people scare me too. It's like WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY R U BEING NICE TO ME??? AND WHY DO YOU LIKE WHAT I WRITE?? (U scare me a lot too btw)
O god no! It's not irritating at all! Quite the opposite, I absolutely love ur stuff, especially ur latest one, Soul Ties. Seriously looking forward to the next chapter, I'm super invested in how the reader acts, I very much relate.
Plz don't apologize this was awesome to read through and answer/comment on.
Man that's a big question, uh Ig I can say that for a long time it felt like a joke to myself that I was writing fanfiction. I was writing it seriously but it didn't feel serious/real to me. I'll say this, I accept the storyline and that I came up with it, but I don't accept the way I'm write it. Because I beat myself up for typos, bad flow, not good enough dialog, not enough descriptors, too many descriptors, too short chapters when I have writers block, not good enough, that kinda stuff.
I'm honestly just glad to have someone else writing hm stuff because I love this fandom so much and I love reading other people's work. I hope you get out of ur rut soon. Take ur time, there's no rush, and don't stress on it.
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HII !! I’m super fixated on ur half life au and was wondering if you had any more notes on viva ( and / or clay) you could share?? :3
Like dude, same. I’ve been focused on finishing the I’m Still Here book but Half Life is literally always at least in the back of my mind. I think it’s cause it is the closest I have to an original concept within my current writing. Like it wouldn’t be super hard to make it an original concept. But anyways…
Let me start with I’m always open to suggestions and ideas - this is an open ongoing concept in general. It’s not a specific story, but more snippets/slices of life. Beyond Breathe Again, it’s mostly just scenes and smaller bitty arcs.
I don’t know if I really have more - I’m open to questions but I can try to expand on the concepts I do have. And I tried to think about Viva a bit during work. I needed my horse kid rep and Clay needed some love. So here we are with some horse kids. I'll try to stick with a bit more Viva.
Peppy and his wife were divorced and had been for a long time. She spent most of the time with her mom, mostly due to the nature of his job. The reason for the divorce is unknown although they seem amicable, even close. Peppy and his wife did reconnect (which ended up with Poppy) but she died before they could get back together.
Viva's horse is named Milkshake (tentative)
At first, Viva rubs Clay the wrong way. They meet at his first drill team practice and she acts like he is new to this (which he is) but Clay wants to be taken seriously and he's competitive. They end up being partnered together because Viva's notoriously picky horse likes Clay's horse.
Viva looks a lot like her mom while Poppy will look a bit more like her dad.
Viva often feels forgotten by her father. With his work, the loss of his ex wife and taking care of a baby, she feels left out. And this is coming from a girl who didn't have a big relationship with him in the first place. And since she is olderish, she is left a bit more on her own.
The first time she really meets John, she apologizes to him for "almost getting him thrown in jail" and eventually it becomes an inside joke for them. Clay doesn't love it but John holds no hard feelings over it.
Eventually she does end up spending a lot of time over at Clay's house when they become more of actual friends. (uncertain of cliva crush or more sibling-like dynamic)
Shows curiosity when she's over for dinner and John and Spruce are cooking together. They do invite her to join at times.
Has been riding for most of her life.
She harbors a lot of internal fear - just not of horses.
Viva loves to sing and dance. When Floyd gets a bit older and starts making his own music, she helps him with other sounds and a female voice when he'd like.
Is convinced her horse and Rhonda would be best friends.
Clay is very wary of her father, knowing he has the power to ruin his, his brother's and JD's new life.
Loves candy necklaces, has more energy than what to do with, and has a thing about capes.
Soft spot for plaids.
Terrified of chickens
Here is just a couple of Clay things (around the horse-thing)
Clay initially learns western riding first but wants to learn English. And then he does. He takes this all very seriously. He does do speed/gymkhana but feels like it's more fun and games and sees English as more "serious". (I'm not saying that is how it is, it's just how he sees it)
Delta mostly teaches him to ride, since she rode horses in her youth as well. He takes on it quick
Black Beauty makes Clay cry and he will come to end up owning three copies at least.
Brandy mostly braids his hair for english shows.
Heard about drill team through the grapevine. Add in Delta's connections and boom - he wants in. He went in 100% not knowing what it really was.
Clay does struggle with feeling like he is the least favorite.
John takes Clay on his first trail ride, trying to show him that nothing everything has to be serious/a competition.
Okay that's all I got for now! I hope you like it though! I really should think more about Viva and Poppy's family; I just haven't gotten around to it much yet. And since Branch is a baby right now and will be for some time, I don't think about Poppy as much. At least for now lol
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petrichorium · 7 months
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Cinderella, Peter Pan, and 101 Dalmatians for shanks (sorry i have to) or tomura or both if u like🎤🎤<333
yes i Will do all of the above ty for this opportunity oz........
cinderella - what do you and your f/o do in your free time? any shared hobbies?
Shanks — i feel like free time is often spent w him dozing off w his head in my lap and me reading 🤔 not counting. when he's partying. JKSHBDF idk i cant think up any hobbies for him. beckman and i have a book club and he tried to keep up for a bit but we moved quickly from fiction to fucking........ political theory and hes just like. ur both fucking insane u read this for FUN???? (yes and we discuss it ty 🙄). OH in a modern au i think he loves watching shows w me he's more than happy to talk meta and unpack shows.
Tomura — gaming,,,,,,, ik its so cliche sorry but esp minecraft we play a lot of minecraft together. and a lot of parallel play!!!! he likes more intense combat-heavy games and when hes doing that im often on my phone or reading a book or sometimes curled up half on top of him taking a nap (he is so careful not to wake me up........)
peter pan - favorite picture/screencap/etc. of your f/o?
Shanks — love his pretty grin 🥺 idk what im gonna do in like ten years when we start getting him in present day like........ not portrayed as Just A Dude but a whole ass emperor. oh my god
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Tomura — ohhhhh so many!!!! i am partial to the iconic stigmata pic ofc, but in general im such a sucker for any immediate-post-awakening negative hair and thick ass thighs caps. honorable mention to his og look but GODDDDDD his glowup is sooooooo sexy to me (not even the appearance inherently but also the attitude...... oh what a man)
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101 dalmatians - who fell in love first?
Shanks — him. i honestly think he's rlly prone to infatuation at first sight; he falls hard and fast and often it burns out when the interest is reciprocated but um. i make him work for it so much it ends up sticking LMFAOOOOOO we r talking years of a slow burn baby he's v much single-mindedly obsessed w winning me over and by the end of it he suddenly comes to his senses and is like FUCK im actually head-over-heels HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
Tomura — um. him technically? i have a lil celebrity crush on him before we meet that peters out when i start getting to know him....... and then becomes a real crush as i grow closer to him. he meanwhile represses his interest in me at first, then afo stokes a bit of an obsession in him (w the intent to have tomura drive me away and make it a yandere situation. it doesnt work. it blows up in his stupid face), and then when that interest is returned it mellows into actual love.
send a disney themed selfship ask!
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theloveinc · 2 years
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Helloooo! Kind of new anon here - been obsessed with your headcanons and writing as it is soooo good ahhhhh *flails in fangirl*
I am not sure what rules you have for asks (so feel free to ignore) but just needed to let out the thoughts of Bakugo running around in my head!!
So my impression is that Bakugo would very much be a ride-or-die type of guy. Like the in it for the long game type dude who doesn’t date unless he’s sure he can see himself being with this person for the full ride.
Which makes me cackle to think about how this can tie with a rivals to lovers type trope where the person who stands out just initially annoys the hell out of him - can kick his ass in training, is always ready with a quick retort, doesn’t shy from his grumpiness or outbursts. Both just hating each other’s guts. But also because of that, you understand each other better than anyone else. You see when he’s at a low and he sees when something is bothering you. After seeing each other at your lowest but finding the beauty in that to stick with each other through thick and thin - ughh my heart!!
Then it hits Bakugo when he catches himself daydreaming and wondering what it would be like to have a life with you. And he’s like “oh shit” but little does he know you’re also thinking the same thing lol
hi hi hi!!! thank you so much for enjoying my stuff so much that u wanted to send me an idea of ur own! i appreciate both the follow and the kindness (and trust hehe) A LOT!
can i be honest tho? stories that present two characters at odds w/ one another who are actually the only ones who understand each other.... make. me. BONKERSSSS CRAZY, truly one of my favorite tropes that has me crying and screaming on the floor every single time...
sooooo uh... YES!!! to this idea, and i hope u don't mind me continuing on a lil bit. just thinking about all the moments you have together that u and bakugo just absolutely refuse to talk about.... but mean so much.
the time you land on your wrist wrong after he knocked you out of the air during training, and he immediately stopped the fight to bandage you up. the time he gets off the phone after finding out he didn't make the top ten this year and deku did.... and you let him cry into your shoulder and keep him company and make him tea so he doesn’t have to be alone.
obvs, hardly anyone is aware of u two so no teasing takes place about your crushes... but it's sooooo, so obvious when either of u really think about it, esp when the thoughts u have become less about wanting to beat the other in a fight... and more domestic and sweet. bakugo having a rough night and just wanting to see your face, even if you snap at him (which you wouldn't)... or you just wishing he was there to tell you that you did a good job after patrol.
despite everything, all the fighting and mean words, it's like you're searching for each other every single second!!!
and maybe this is cliche... but i feel like neither of you would confess until... something bad happens. Like another hero is bullying you, or you get caught up with some villain... and bakugo is just going bananas because HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TEASE U. HE'S THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO FIGHT W/ YOU. BARK BARK WOOF WOOF he gets so defensive! and maybe you do too when the same thing happens to him.
And then you're both finally able to admit... yeah. this is love(and it will be forever).
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lokiinmediasideblog · 6 months
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How fid balder gp from thr favorite and beloved one in norse mythology. To being just that dude who keeps saying hes Thor's brother but thors like "no ur not" xD
It's so ironic indeed, because Balder is "beloved by all" and practically the Gary Stu of Norse Mythology (it's also why I don't care for his original mythological counterpart, sorry guys).
And it's so strange that technically, Loki got the short end of the stick from Marvel (being portrayed as a ghoulish villain that always fails for decades), but even that Marvelization and demonization gave Loki the most interesting dynamic with Thor, the Norse figure Marvel decided to make the protagonist (I personally consider Marvel's Thor to be a mix of myth!Balder and myth!Thor because in comics written prior to 2010, Thor's very Gary Stu-ish). Balder in the comics is a less hot-headed and weaker version of Thor with a yandere sorceress, Karnilla, obsessed with him.
I think Loki will always or usually end up being an interesting character due to their ambiguous nature in the myths and the large role they play in the mythology, no matter how much different he is in the depiction (Marvel's Loki, to me started out as a mix of myth!Loki, the Devil of Abrahamic religions, and myth!Odin because myth!Loki's magic was just shapeshifting themself and others).
It's a question of whether demonization is better than being overlooked and forgotten.
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majicmarker · 1 year
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wip… whatever. thursday? sure. wip thursday
tagged by: @woodswit 🌿💚
rules: share a few lines from whatever you’ve been working on for nanowrimo/throughout november
so iiiiii don’t do nano, and it’s not november anymore, anyway, HOWEVER—here’s a li’l bit i’ve got from the sex shop novella:
“If you stick this—” he flourishes the package “—up her vag, you’re going to die alone.”
Erik—a regular customer who does indeed regularly say the stupidest shit Milo’s ever heard in his twenty-six years of life—simpers at him, like Milo’s the one who thinks the purpose of an anal vibrator isn’t precisely what it says it is.
“Well, if I can get it in, I’ll be able to get it out.”
(You see?! Stupid.)
“Uh, sure. Said every kid who’s ever gotten their head stuck in a banister.” Yes, Milo is well aware that the vagina has more natural elasticity than oak or stainless steel or… whatever, he’s not an architect, but this conversation has been going around in circles for like six solid minutes by now, alright, at this point it’s the principle of the thing, because—
“Erik. My dude. Seriously, we have actual vaginal vibrators for, y’know, vaginas.”
Usually he’d get more specific—external, internal, dual, clitoral, the whole shebang (pun only slightly intended)—but he’d bet his favorite scrunchie (the navy blue one with the cartoon mushrooms, currently and unsuccessfully tying back his riot of curls that aren’t quite long enough for a scrunchie, anyway) that this guy doesn’t know the difference. And, yeah, Milo would blame the American school system, but at a certain point you just have to start Googling this shit, man.
tagging: iiiiiidk who’s working on original stuff, but go wild, babyyyy (or if you see this and you wanna share some fic, go wild with that, too!)
also tagging for ur reading pleasure— @agentmmayy @carry-the-sky @hangon-silvergirl @thewintersoldierdisaster ……(i have more ppl in mind but now i’m blanking)
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braaindamaged · 6 months
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Alright this is probably gonna be a long post and no one is gonna care unless ur curious about why people (Including RWS themselves) hate postal 3 so much. But if you are curious and wanna hear me go off abt My Thing I'm Obsessed With, stick around
First let's talk about what I liked:
-Corey, of course. His voice made this game tolerable, made Dude feel like a person even if everyone around him didn't.
-The music was pretty good, there were a few tracks I enjoyed. Until the loop got old while I wrestled with the level, anyway.
-There are times when I'm running around the maps that I really get a sense of it being a postal game. That weird, almost desolate Arizona feel.
-The graphics aren't the worst in the world by far, the game is fine to look at. I have a strong stomach for shitty graphics though. ( I do not like the UI, tho ) -I like being able to see Dude, not because I prefer 3rd person over the shoulder perspective on a shooter, but because I like looking at him -You can sprint real fast 🏃!
Time for me to COMPLAIN
Let's start with gameplay. P3's biggest and most heinous sin is that it's fucking boring.
To put it concisely, every level you are granted a cutscene with models that stare blankly into the distance, they are all presented in the exact same manner like some kind of Borderlands ripoff, they give you a VERY vague backstory to your current quest that hardly connects to the last quest you did before it, and then waves upon waves of the same type of enemy are thrown at you. This is the gameplay loop, for the entire game.
And maybe that wouldn't be so awful if any of the weapons actually felt powerful- or at the very least worked. Half the time I'm not sure what the right weapon for the job is because as far as I can tell, your pistol is your only friend in this shitty world. In my experience it is the most accurate weapon in the game, I got plenty of headshot kills with it, but it's just about the only gun that feels like its dealing proper damage.
The shotgun is shit. Absolute shit. How do you make a shooter and fuck up the shotgun... Just kidding I'm not surprised. The M16 isn't my favorite thing to use in any game, but in this one it has such inconsistent damage I just opt to not use it unless I'm up shit creek and out of ammo. Everything else... Who cares? I didn't use any other guns. Why would I.
Melee wise I only used the machete. If you can figure out where the hitbox for the heads is, you can make it work in a tight space. I really didn't have many chances.
OK OK OK lets move on from weapons.
Next I wanna talk about the world itself. When I say it isn't open world I don't mean it feels something like VTMB where most of the maps are just small. I mean there is no open world. At all.
Every quest has a set map instead of you running around the town freely and triggering the cutscenes or level transitions through gameplay. And though it really does look like there might be places to explore, there really really isn't. I gave it a chance and ran all over the place looking for ammo and treats. Nothing but disappointment. Add onto this that there are very few buildings you can actually enter and you get a bunch of maps that are nothing but decoration while you kill wave after wave of fucking cops.
Speaking of cops, BTW, there is a morality system in this game. I don't know why... I guess I sort of get it. Postal IS a game about the morality of violence in fiction, so put it on display that you're being bad. Sure! Sure. However it is so goddamn useless and the only thing that gets you good boy points as far as I can tell is siding with the cops. fuck you.
This also brings up the fact that if you go postal in this game, AKA kill some people you shouldn't for a lil fun in the sun, you will be locked out of content. Because there is an entire ending for the police route. I just don't understand why Dude would ever do anything for the force to that extent BUT I DIGRESS. WEIRDER HAS HAPPENED.
Weirder. Like the fact that I killed ALL of the cops and ALL of the Ecotologists during my first mission instead of picking a side, but it didn't matter. P3 does not exist without the Eco freaks and the Cops' incessant fighting over wacky bullshit. I don't remember any of the missions in detail I think I blacked out
(my partner @smokebug cares more about the next thing and wanted to add their input vvv)
I have a lot of thoughts re: sound design because it can easily make or break a game, though tbf this game is pretty fuckin broken. First off the audio mixing for the cutscenes have the most jarring issues. A lot of the time the music is so loud it completely drowns out Dude’s narration, and if it isn’t the music that’s too loud it’s some poorly timed sound fx. You also hardly ever catch a break from the sound of gunfire. Since nearly every mission is just going from one firefight to the next ur ears don't catch a break. if u got sensory issues i am so fucking sorry bc it's a shitshow. The Source sound effects aren’t bad per se, it’s just so unintentionally funny when an NPC dies and I hear those classic source slapping ragdoll noises. All that’s missing is the cloud of dust. As for Dude’s voice lines and dialogue itself I got nothing but love for Corey. He’s the sole shining star in this entire mess because his voicework manages to actually give P3 Dude charm. There’s a good mix of new lines along with a bunch of reprised ones previously delivered by the OG Rick that gets their own spin with Corey’s cadence.
It's me Jay again. There's so much more to go on about. I'm gonna have to reel it in here.
Crashes: It happened to me 3 times. Not bad, but it does suck that there is no autosave function during missions, no checkpoints. You can save manually, but if in the chaos you forget to you get to start the level over from the BEGINNING.
Lots of T-posing going on during animations.
There is a game breaking glitch where it doesn't matter if you press W,S,A or D you will run backwards.
The humor is a total shitshow. None of the jokes hit, the satire feels tryhard and weird. I dunno, I'm too autistic to tell you whats going on here
This game should be speaking to me, I graduated highschool in 2013. I should know the references and I don't. It's so fuckin weird, I didn't recognize almost anything or understand any of the pop culture jokes.
I didn't even get into the slurs used. The other Postal games don't do this.
It's really such a shame it's like this.
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corvuscrowned · 2 years
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how r so good at writing everytime i read something of urs i look at ur username and like go Ah This Looks Familiar and i discover that ive already read some of ur other stuff. whats ur secret. would love to know about ur Inspirations and such if u dont mind
hi!!!!! thank u so much for saying all of this and for all of your comments, they are all so sweet and make me really happy. i've been sitting on this ask because i really don't know how to answer it!!
i certainly don't have a "secret" to writing, tho if i did it might be the age old advice of writing a fuckton and reading a fuckton more, bc i think those are the two most valuable things to my writing... i've been writing for a very long time but only got into fic writing recently, and i find that it's really useful just to have a loooot of practice writing because it helps me learn my strengths and flaws and to iron out the kinks in my writing and to take my writing less seriously and allow myself to be experimental and have fun, which sounds a little woo-woo, but i truly think if you want to improve as a writer (which i know i do and it sounds like you do), finding the type of writing you enjoy doing and doing a LOT of it is extremely valuable. for me it was very important to learn the ways that perfectionism has been holding me back and trying to work on that, because just like any skill, it's vital to practice in writing to improve, and my perfectionism was stopping me before i even started a lot of the time. working on letting go of that was really useful bc even tho i still struggle with it a LOT, it goes a really long way to just commit to writing and enjoying something and seeing what happens and not being super attached to how the final product comes out.
as far as inspirations go, i definitely don't read as much as i'd like to, but when i do, i read a lot of literary short stories, which i think are really useful for learning how to maintain tension and focus on prose in shorter works. but i try to read pretty broadly across genres bc i think it gives me a more well rounded sense of how vastly different writing can be? it's hard to point to any specific writers i'd consider influential tho recently i'd probably name mariana enriquez, marilynne robinson, aimee bender, and gabriel garcia marquez as far as writers who really shaped the way i read and write... as far as fic writers go i think @letteredlettered, @shiftylinguini, and @firethesound really shaped my views of harry and draco and the tones i like to take up in fic. i also just watch a lot of horror movies and that has influenced my writing a lot too? i think film in general influences my writing more than i once realized
i have found myself often either intentionally or unintentionally emulating the prose styles of my favorite writers, and i think that has been useful for me - it's helped me sort of find my own voice, pick up things i like, put down things i don't like, and i think all writers' styles are sort of an amalgamation of their influences so i dont think it hurts to try things out and see what sticks. i've been writing fic for almost a year now and i think there's a pretty broad range of styles within my fics, which is all a result of me testing out new things and seeing which styles fit certain tones/topics!
but also!! i think doing what youre doing and talking to writers about their interests/methods/influences has helped me a LOT! that's something ive found super valuable within fandom - talking to people about their writing and learning about their techniques has been suuuper useful in figuring out what works and doesnt work for me!
dude idk if i really answered your questions at all?? let me know if you want me to ramble more about any of this (as if it's not already super long) and ur also welcome to hit me up on discord crow#5501 if you ever wanna chat! thank u again for being so sweet!!
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soleadita · 1 year
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3, 4, 12, 16 for book asks
3. what is your favorite genre? already answered <3 (i'd give u more genres but i'm actually sort of a boring reader. like, i'll read anything if the writing grabs me, but i stick with what i'm comfy with for the most part.)
4. what sections of a bookstore do you browse? already answered BUT i'm just gonna keep adding more sections bc i can browse a bookstore for so long. umm. ok. i LOVE the picture book area although if there are Actual Children there i feel self-conscious sometimes, like i'm taking up space that's not meant for me. (this is silly. the point is i'm a consumer and i'm taking up space in this shop for capitalism. of course i have a right to be there. but. u know.) i ALWAYS visit the notebooks area, as if i don't already have enough of them (decomposition books my BELOVED BRAND ur so expensive but i love ur patterns and ur paper has just the right texture <3). and sometimes there's like an ethnic studies/ethnic studies adjacent area, and i like to browse there, too (depending on the bookstore).
12. did you enjoy any compulsory high school readings? i didn't :( i was always (a) terrified of my high school english teachers (i know there's that thing about the quintessential queer experience being imprinting on your english teachers. unfortunately mine were all super loud older white dudes with poor concepts of things like "personal space" and "not putting people on the spot") and (b) too stressed about the prospect of eventually writing a fucking timed essay about the books to actually enjoy them.
16. how many books have you read this year? DAMN. THIS ONE HURT. maybe like...five so far? most of my reading has been fanfic. i love u fanfic <3
(obviously there's nothing wrong with not reading a lot of books in a few months but i just used to be the kid who'd bring home a stack of 20 novels from the library and demolish them in like two weeks. my experience as an adult reader has been not unlike those kids who were blonde as children and their hair turns brown as they grow up and they still think they're blonde but. they're not. that's me. except with reading.)
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