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Max: Billie
Billie: shhh Michel Cera is about to say he’s gotta pee on her
Michael Cera: I gotta pee on her
Billie: aahaha!
Max: I suggested Scott Pilgrim once and now it’s all we watch
Billie: you should’ve suggested something less good then
Billie: oh this reminds me! What did Elsa say that left you so emotionally distraught the other night
Max: …how did ‘’I gotta pee on her’’ lead to that
Max: sigh She made an excel sheet to help me pick a guy to date. Because she thinks that’s what I should do instead of whatever I’m doing right now
Billie: oh my gosh
Max: I know, she’s sick
Billie: she’s a GENIUS!
Max: what
Billie: Max! you NEED to get a boyfriend!
Max: I said DATES I- Is it that bad to prefer one night stands??
Billie: it’s not about the one night stands, it’s about you!
Max: that makes it even worse.
Billie: I mean, there has to be a reason you don’t contact those guys after fucking around, right? Right?? Do you GET it!!!
Max: …I’m not letting an e-dater question my love life??
Billie: I’m just saying, Max! if I was you I would totally think about it. and do it. Because it could help me out. Just go on some dates and experience something different from what you’re used to
Michel Cera: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.
Max: christ.
Ale: Maximiliano! I was just wondering ''what could that gorgeous little imp be up to tonight'' so WHAT have you been up to?!
Ale: it’s rhetoric, I really don’t wanna know haha!
Max: hey uh… yeah, it’s been a while. Sorry about that. I swear I really wanted to text you
Ale: you don’t say
Max: I’m trying to be honest you moron
Ale: ooh. oh. can we leave it for some other time? Over some brunch maybe? My girlfriend is here
Max: excuse me
Jackie: hi Max! I’m Jackie. Big fan!
Ale: she means that
Max: I’m sorry when did you get one of those?
Jackie: he’s so funny
Ale: like a week ago. Ain’t she adorable?
Max: oh yes she’s a sweetie. Totes.
Ale: i think you two would adore each other, for real
Ale: anyways! What have you been up to? Hangin’ there?
Billie: he’s with child
Max: he’s with WOMAN
Max: how- WHY didn’t he tell me?! We were JUST seeing each other a a couple months ago
Billie: BABE babe calm down. Why did you call him anyways?
Max: because he was head first on Elsa’s sheet, now I’ll need to phone this OTHER dickhead that meets most of my standards and I kinda have a thing for. Stupid fucking Jackie I hope you die
Billie: hey… let’s detox. Take my word, no more men for the rest of the week.
Max: no more men. You.
Billie: If there’s something I love more than Pierce, is my hunger for sistership
Max: you know I’m not a woman right
Billie: No boys, only us. And Michael Cera.
Max: …
Billie: trust me, I’m your girl.
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Dc x dp idea 127
After the events of the nasty burger. Clockwork doesn’t rewind the explosion, but rather then fully trust Danny not to allow Dan to happen. He took matters into his own hands.
He deages Danny and in order to ensure he had no contact with Vlad ever again. Unleashes a grieving and peeved super powered toddler on the dc universe.
Jack is a hero’s alternate. Like say Clark or Bruce. Even any of the batkids or super kids. So if a dna test were to occur. Well. It would register Danny as their child.
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in my eyes twelve is the doctor™ and the culmination of everything the doctor is and has ever wanted to be. i've always seen him as kinder and more painfully human than those before him and even though being nice can be a struggle being kind is literally his whole Thing. he's a good guy. with the roughest of exteriors but the gentlest of souls. gets angry but never resentful. flawed but his heart's in the right place. has difficulty with affection but cares more deeply than most. a little snarky and blunt but so compassionate and thoughtful and good and your honor he's really just a guy
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Really wanna grind into her and feel how wet she is thru her panties. Push them to the side and start rubbing her clit, kissing her stomach. Go down to her pussy and put my mouth there, while staring at how good I’m making her feel. Start fingering her, slowly stretching her out, going faster and faster. Have her grip my hair while she grinds into my face. Look into her eyes as she cums.
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WG tried out amazing clothes from @simandy's upcoming cc pack 🔥 (+ my t-shirt on the last pic) and i think i need to update his wardrobe with all of these.
just look at all that! this leather jacket? these jeans?? this sweater??? i'm so in love
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I have no clue if tumblr ate the ask or not (if it didn’t, I apologize for the double posting) BUT
BUT
Im glad to see so much art of Robbie getting so many friends who roughhouse with him, especially after the Robbie lore dump (possibly by coincidence? Since it wasn’t here) because he deserves friends who can handle and even match his energy :)))
YEAHHH IM GLAD TOO!! specially for a lonely guy like him,, he’s dumb and sometimes even criminal in what he does, but my golly he’s a really excited and happy guy,,,,,
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Aaron being completely stuck on a complex math problem and being this close to tearing his hair out, cue Neil coming back from his evening practice with Kevin. He kicked Kevin’s ass so he’s feeling cocky enough to lean above Aaron to analyze it.
The equation is solved in less than 2 minutes.
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a mini lookbook for a mini stripes lover🪄
1. hair || hat || coat || gloves || shoes 11 tights (ep)
2. hair || hat (ep) || dress || backpack || socks || shoes
3. hair || overalls || purse || rainboots || socks (ep)
4. hair || wizard hat || dress || gloves || boots || tights (ep)
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