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princessdave · 1 year
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Steve: how’d you sleep babe?
Eddie: not great, I had pretty weird dreams
Steve: me too, I had a dream I was playing basketball against Mr. Clarke and he could dunk. what did you dream about?
Eddie: I was in this huge grocery store that had nothing but refrigerators filled with something labeled ‘worm meat’
Steve:…
Eddie: it was blue and I can’t stop thinking about it. why was it blue?
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Here’s the thing that some people don’t seem to understand about sex & kink. You have to respect boundaries before you get to push them. You have to show people they’re safe before you get to make them feel scared. You have to respect people before you get to degrade them. You have to be normal with people before you get to be dirty with them. You can’t be skipping steps. Treating them like a person always comes before treating them like a toy.
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suiheisen · 1 month
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silly little sport… i imagine being a professional baseball player is like being paid to play in the dirt with your friends during recess
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charlesoberonn · 1 year
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Imagine purporting to be a journalist and saying there were no economic changes after 2007.
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deadmomjokes · 2 years
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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.
If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.
This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods
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isjasz · 2 months
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[Day 246]
More background practice but it got out of hand goshdangit .png
They chilling :D
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drizzledrawings · 4 months
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Im so normal about father-child relationships in case you forgot
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zandraart · 1 year
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butterfly wing inspired landscapes: blue morpho
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keferon · 2 months
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Pow you messed with the Wreckers. Or something haha
Listen I don’t have a type. BUT SOMEHOW every time I find and add a character to my favorites, he turns out to be a wrecker. My best theory - I have a built-in wrecker radar~
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mensmommymilkers · 6 months
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Oh nebulously gay samurai we’re rly in it now…
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wall-e-gorl · 1 year
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Reblog after voting please!
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skizabaa · 1 year
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Sun's purposely not telling him how to tie his shoes.
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redrobin-detective · 8 months
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I can't stop thinking about how funny it is that Aang had all this secret lore on Zuko because of the Blue Spirit that he just, didn't share with the Gaang. That boy knew that Zuko was capable of fighting extremely well without bending, was excellent with swords and unnaturally good at infiltration and espionage. And then just never brought it up.
Katara's yelling at Zuko on how he thinks he'd be able to find and break into the Sun Warrior Temple while Aang is fidgeting in the background. Sokka starts giving Zuko a hard time about his swords, asking if a spoiled prince would know how to use them. Aang is vibrating unsure of how to explain that Sokka Might Die if he tried to swordfight Zuko unprepared but now its been too long and it'd be super awkward to bring up.
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hey uncle what do i do when a pretty guy in a dress asks me abt my identity
(He found out)
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arunneronthird · 9 months
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maybe i didnt want a second chance
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lostlegendaerie · 10 months
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there's something deeply gutting about being a writer right now. watching studio execs brag about starving people like you out of your very house just to not pay you anything above the pennies you currently make. watching some people cheer over AO3 being targeted for a DDOS attack. the complete lack of profitability of writing commissions or writing in general in transformative spaces, especially in contrast to fanart. the pivot of so many social media platforms to be video and image based near-exclusively.
I don't know. it just makes me sad to know that the hobby that kept me alive while growing up homeschooled with dial-up internet and local antenna TV... is only ever gonna be a side job with minimal engagement. I know this site is good about supporting libraries and the concept of books but, do me a favor? Reach out to a writer friend you know. Leave a comment on your last five read stories on your favorite website.
Tell us you care.
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