#yes this is ab

[kuumara]

theyre so cheesy it wouldnt surprise me if they pulled some shit like "i yearn for you😩" "i craved youre touch sm i got depressed😫" "my sweetiepie😖"

#yes this is ab #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things

[oceanamethyst]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. KNIFE ATTACK!!! 🔪🗡🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪

#ocean speaks #ides of march #march 15th #happy ides #julius ceaser #julius caesar #tumblr holidays #STABSTABSTAB #STAB STAB STAB #STABBY STAB #STABBBBYYYY #STASB STASBATSBTASTASTTTA #BWAHHAHAHAHHAHA #BWAHBBHBHAHBBHABHAHA. #aSDASWAABHBWAHBWAHA #STA.<Ab #ST.A.B #SATSB. #yes i can post this now it's march 15th in some places #kill them with kindness

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Long distance helplessness

#bedrock’s #ultrakill #flesh prison #flesh panopticon #comic art #is the prison talking ab god or minos? yes

[majunju]

sweets

#genshin impact #my art #that line where arlecchino noted that childe talked 2 her ab the traveler enjoying sweets.... i see #like yes she may be just lying but i like 2 think childe talks to his fellow coworkers ab his one single friend

[abr-giggy]

Instead of Tessa, now it should be Flesha

#murder drones #yes i know i'm horrible #md episode 7 #murder drones episode 7 #AB's random comments #md tessa #murder drones tessa

[kaidiaries]

“spider-man 2 was robbed” “the game awards are rigged” and only yuri lowenthal was brave enough to raise the discussion of would peter parker and astarion explore each other’s bodies in their respective action adventure/rpg narratives

#yes they would #i also thought ab how biting would factor in with Peter’s spider dna and decided astarion’s into it #if you think he’d react the way he did to gale’s blood then i GUESS that’s also fair #bring on the real discourse we should already know that bg3 and sm2 and every other nominee were fucking awesome #(but bg3 was probably my personal goty) #anyway yuri’s so real for this #peter parker #astarion #marvel’s spider-man 2 #baldur’s gate 3 #the game awards #yuri lowenthal #neil newbon

[donotaskmeagain]

Jumping aboard the hope!hob train

#my art #click for hq #dreamling #the sandman #hob gadling #morpheus #dream of the endless #sandman #is this an excuse to draw abs?yes. #i gave him the good omens angels gold flake thing #feel free to use this hob design if u want to :V

[valeriapryanikova]

goretober 23 : decapitation | hermithorrorweek 1 : game mechanics

#getting a player head as loot when you kill somebody is like super fucked if you think ab it #“i know i just murdered u but hold on lemme just keep ur previous body's head as a lovely souvenir <3" love that #geminitay #hermitcraft #mcyt #fanart #blood cw #goretober #hermithorrorweek2023 #yes i'm combining goretober promts with hhw prompts what are you gonna do about it

[pkaykim]

are you cold?

#oofuri #abe takaya #ren mihashi #abemiha #hehehehehhehe #comics #yes i have same hand syndrome. leave me lone!

[stuckinapril]

maybe a bit of an esoteric advice but saving nice things people have said in a notes app entry has saved me so many times. if i’m having a bad day, being hard on myself, dealing w negativity from others etc etc. just whatever it is. i open this page—which is basically a compilation of people complimenting me on certain attributes, sweet interactions i wrote down, or things i’ve accomplished—and it brings me right down to earth. like someone could be saying mean shit about me (whether it be a person or a voice in my own head) & instead of having to go through the mental toil of summoning up positive memories to negate that, i just go to that notes app entry. i read over everything and im like ohhhh ok im not the most horrible person in the world after all. i don’t deserve being told that after all. it’s all written down right here.

#that shit WORKS and i tended to rule out methods like this out of fear of being cheesy #u do what u have to do. #also this kind of thing teaches u to stop leaning into ur negativity bias so often #yes there are bad ppl who say shitty things #but what ab the abundance of good ones? it rly is as simple as choosing what u care about #text

[khruschevshoe]

There's just something very specific about homoerotic character-enveloping friendships from around 2010 where they're semi-aware that gay people exist but queerbaiting isn't quite a thing yet sp their relationship consumes the narrative and changes them both irrevocably forever and they end in tragedy but the ending is JUST open enough for the fic writers to wriggle into that just makes me go fucking FERAL

#yes this is about trobed and merthur #trobed #merthur #merlin emrys #merlin x arthur #troy x abed #abed nadir #troy barnes #arthur pendragon #geothermal escapism #the diamond of the day #these two ships fundamentally altered my brain chemistry #I'll just be doing something else and randomly think about them #i honest to god don't think they'd be as poweful without the tragedy #i want to read every fix it fic specifically because of the unfinished tragic nature of their endings #because of the ways these characters fundamentally alter each other's lives so they can't exist without each other #platonic romantic who cares it's queer baby #two sides of the same coin

[shr3ktiddies]

who decided to give bg3 men bodybuilder bodies and abs

GALE WOULD NOT HAVE ABS this man is the stereotypical NERD! he would DIE after jogging for 5 minutes his body would be SOFT and his knees would CRACK

AND HALSIN?? THAT MAN WOULD ABSOLUTELY HAVE A HEALTHY LAYER OF FAT COVERING HIS MUSCLES!! INNER ABS AND DAD BOD ON THE OUTSIDE!!

ASTARION WOULD HAVE A SKINNY AND DELICATE BODY TYPE!! WHO DECIDED TO GIVE HIM A SIX PACKS LOOK AT HIS STRENGTH STATS MAN

#bg3 #astarion #halsin #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #yes my first tumblr post is to complain about fictional abs i'm devastated

[eddywoww]

Still obsessed with the idea of buff goth gym bro eddie who’s only doing it because he’s petty

He meets a pretty trainer at the gym and his name is Steve and Steve’s all peppy and sweet, like “What are your goals for the year? What can we achieve?”

And Eddie is like, “Honestly, someone called me scrawny last week. I just wanna watch them eat their words, treadmill boy.”

Steve stares with his big brown eyes, mouth open and shocked.

Eddie gets some modest muscles and a boyfriend.

#treadmill boy is sending me #also yes this is based off that one blurb I wrote ab eddie getting fit to spite steve #blurbs

[deoxysacid]

i love flint and aaron but their designs are kinda garbo. so i took it upon myself to make them appeal to me in particular.

#elite four flint #elite four aaron #pokemon #redesign #pokemon redesign #yes i gave aaron abs. fuck you

[lesbian-cowpoke]

Bruce, Dick, and Babs would be able to recognize Tony Hawk without the skateboard because they are old.

Jason would not. He is too young and didn't gaf about skating. He was a NERD. Loser.

Tim would, because he is a sk8r boi. He has a Tony Hawk poster.

Damian doesn't know who Tony Hawk is and when he makes that fact known it harms everyone in a 5 mile radius.

Cass would be able to recognize him because she's Cass.

Steph would because Tim wouldn't shut up about him.

Duke is in the same boat as Jason. He is less of nerd loser, still a nerd, but he's cool. Couldn't GAF about Tony Hawk tho he's too busy jumping off bridges.

#batman #batfamily #dc comics #dc #bruce wayne #dick grayson #barbara gordon #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #damian wayne #duke thomas #this is inspired by the time my dad sent me a post ab not recognizing tony hawk without the skateboard and i said #ofc u recognize him without the skateboard u were a sk8r boi #and he said “yes.”

[mugentakeda]

not even harvards top scientists could understand the complexities of the azula-iroh beef lore that i made up in my head

(silly bonus under the cut)

#YES THIS IS A REPOST. Again. my bad #they both suck so bad i love them... best uncle niece dynamic in fiction ever..... theyre the same in all the worst ways.... #yes im an iroh fan yes i think azula can hit him with a comically large mallet we exist #“how do u think iroh and azula are the same but think azula should be allowed to beat irohs ass”. ill give you 3 reasons #1. shes a female. 2 shes not a boy. 3. and most importantly SHES A GIRL #waiter waiter more irrepairable family relationships please!!!!!!!!!! #id go on a 10 yr long spiel about my thoughts and hcs abt their dynamic and what they think ab each other but i shall Refrain. #lu ten couldve been the dad that stepped up but he had to eat shit and die for the plot and good of the world. Amen. #azula #iroh #lu ten #zuko #atla #avatar the last airbender #alicias art