witchyhobbit

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Nothing like some good ol' tasseomancy on a Friday afternoon #divination #tasseomancy #tasseography #tealeaves

#tasseography #divination #tasseomancy #tealeaves

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“Look here you little shit”

Me to my Tarot cards (via inconstantconsistency)

#pretty much #especially lately #my cards have been giving me such bad advice lately plus being sassy asshats #especially my mystical cats tarot #like wtf I come to you for advice and you sass me then tell me to fuck everything up for the hell of it like thanks #tarot #divination

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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating

#wtf #but it is #reading #books #this fucked me up

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“I don’t think you should be an Auror, Harry,“ said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. “The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They’re working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.”

Happy Birthday, Luna! (02/13) 

#luna lovegood #harry potter

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Anti-Valentine’s Day Magic

So Valentine’s day might not be your cup of tea. Or, maybe it usually is, but things are different this year. Whatever your reason, and whatever your situation, we’ve got you covered.

1. Repress a romance

Unwanted feelings blooming in your heart recently? Use this simple spell to put those feelings on ice.

2. Avoid Unwanted Attention

This this invisibility glamour to avoid creeps, smalltalk and or people who keep asking you why you’re still single. You don’t need any of that.

3. Banish an unwanted lover

Got an ex who won’t go away? Maybe a fan club of creeps and you’re just not interested? Use this banishing powder to send them off.

4. Galentine’s Day Cocktail Potion

Does Valentine’s day just make you think of all great friendships you have instead? To give your girly celebrations a magical boost, try these witchy cocktails out.

5. Single & Fine Sigil

Need a reminder that you’re happy on your own? Place this sigil somewhere to remind you that you’re just great.

6. Self Love Bath Spell

Still want to do something involving love this Vday? How bout love yourself? 

#anti valentines day #witchcraft #magic #spells

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i feel like carrie fisher and gillian anderson are the patron saints of giving less than zero fucks and protecting women everywhere and there’s no doubt in my mind that they would (and should) team up to absolutely obliterate anyone and everyone who’s ever given middle-aged women shit for looking their age with their bare hands and i would pay to see it.

#carrie fisher #gillian anderson

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Bi people with a preference are valid.

Bi people who prioritize or exclusively date the same gender are valid.

Bi people who choose to only date the “opposite” gender, whether based on preference or out of fear/safety concerns, are valid and are not cowardly or “actually straight” because of this choice.

Bi people who just happen to only have a dating history with one gender are valid.

Bi people who have never dated anyone are valid.

All bi choices and experiences are valid.

#bisexuality #lgbtqia #important

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#badass women #star wars

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Helpful tea tips ~ 🌿☕

#tea #herbs #herbal medicine #alternative medicine #witchcraft

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When you realize Hathor and Poison Ivy are the same person

#hathor #stargate #Stargate SG-1 #goa'uld #poison ivy #pamela isley #batman #dc comics #fictional characters #villainesses #villains #fictional women #sci fi

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Books, tarot, and coffee make everything better

#personal #books #coffee #tarot #muffin #pastry #starbucks #the Alice tarot #talk to the tail #lady oracle #leisure #divination #legolas #lotr #alice in wonderland #blueberry muffin #cafe

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Cats meeting BB-8 (Dogs meeting BB-8)

#bb8 #cats #awwwww #star wars

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But all the magic I have known I’ve had to make myself.

Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends: The Poems and Drawings of Shel Silverstein (via natural-magics)

#true #inspiration #magic

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I’m in need of low key spells

#spells #witchcraft #witch tips

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Me: I need advice to deal with my problem Tarot cards: you're gonna fuck everything up regardless, so who gives a shit? Me: greeeeat

#personal #seriously wtf #tarot cards #divination #witchcraft #cartomancy

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Mini apple pies

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“I have the energy and motivation to complete the tasks at hand”

Requested by Hollow

#need this right now #i'm so unmotivated #sigils #witchcraft