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#batfam incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #batman #cassandra cain #batgirl #blackbat #orphan dc #connor kent #conner kent #kon el #superboy #batfam #batfamily #casskon #koncass

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#canon in that rhato annual thing idc idc #batfam incorrect quotes #dick grayson #robin #nightwing #artemis of bana mighdall #jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #dc

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at first I was like, mmm Jason Todd <333, as a joke. but bro... I don’t think it’s a joke anymore

#I always thought he was cool cause of rhato! #but then all the edits started pouring in on my instagram #and I was like oh wow props to the editors #then I'd find some good fanfics w him in it and b like oh good job writers I love how uwrite him #but I think I just like Jason man #jason todd #robin #red hood #dc

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#no u dont understand im obsessed #batman wayne family adventures #bwfa #wfa #robins #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #stephanie brown #batgirl #spoiler dc #batfam #batfamily #dc

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bruce: can you come out?

tim: yeah gimme a minute

tim: bruce, i’m bi

bruce: i know that, tim. come out to the car.

tim: car, i’m bi

#batfam incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #robin #red robin #I am not labelling him this is just a meme #batfam #batfamily #dc

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on a scale of Damian to Alfred how old do u, stranger thats reading this post, think I am

#batfam

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low-key though I ✨love✨ how angry batfam/dc fans get over serieses that literally haven't been canonized/made yet 😭 people were bitching over batgirls in November (and way before it came out) even though most had only seen some panel sneak peeks or the description??? like they just woke up n chose hate??? on smth that doesn’t exist??? n now theyre doing it to the upcoming dc webtoons??? thats just so weird to me 😭 cant have shit on Tumblr

#then they bash it after the first or second issues are JUST released?? #let them breathe im begging u #comic fans just dont wanna be happy do they #this fandom is just not great and I used to like hp and pjo bro #dc #rant #kinda

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found a better one!!!

additionally:

new favourite ao3 tag

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#SO TRUE BATMAN!!! #lil gotham #li'l gotham #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #damian al ghul #robin #batfam #batfamily #dc

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Jason has a shelf with every single penguin clothbound classic, arranged by color. 

He has another shelf, even more full than his classics, of books like twilight and fifty shades of grey. He prints out trashy fanfics like my immortal and puts them there too. 

Guess which one he’s more proud of.

#I was just reading my immortal and had a thought #batfam headcanons #jason todd #robin #red hood #batfam #batfamily #dc

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this aged like milk

dc vs vampires is really good. everyones assuming damian is a vampire. damian has hot cocoa with mallows instead of tea. i really like how he’s written here =)

#I haven't read the newer ones but WOW its pissing off EVERYONE #dc vs vampires

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dick: hey, bruce! have a good day at work.

bruce: uh, I already did that. it's 3:30.

tim, who was up all night: how are you just waking up?

dick: I set my alarm for noon. I must have slept through it. I was working late promoting a new club.

dick: oh, by the way, here is the insurance money. [hands bruce a wad of bills]

tim: a lot of singles in there. what exactly do you do at this club?

dick, sarcastically: oh, right. cause I'm a stripper, tim. haha.

bruce, staring at the money suspiciously:

dick: oh my god, do you really think I'm a stripper?

bruce, lying, putting the cash down: no.

#source: modern family #batfam incorrect quotes #dick grayson #robin #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #red robin #batfam #batfamily #wayne #wayne family #dc

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interviewer: what word would you use to describe your family?

dick: chaotic

bruce: complex

jason: are we allowed to cuss?

#source: some interview with the euphoria cast #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #dick grayson #robin #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #waynes #wayne family #dc

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reporter: is batman the best fighter in the world?

spoiler: batman isn’t even the best fighter in the team

#source: the beatles #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #batman #stephanie brown #spoiler dc #batfam #batfamily #dc

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I feel like Damian would see mike and think “omg a puppy!!!!!!” and proceed to try to hide him from bruce in his bedroom 

#Damian al Ghul #Damian Wayne #robin #bruce wayne #batman #mike hxh #hunter x hunter #hxh #batfam #batfamily #dc

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punchline’s meant to be cringe right? like thats part of her personality? im guessing yes bc her one shot was SO cringey (the teenage boys thirsting for her on twitch was a 10/10 and her “u just dont wanna admit that im evil” speech was so funny) but in the way that felt like, purposefully cringey? shes pretty and evil and cringe and if she likes that then I like that for her

#lotsa people hate her for not being enough to replace Harley but tbh. #with Harley and joker's history literally nobody could replace her #Alexis is cool enough #shes hot and homicidal and has a cool costume #solid 10 #also I LOVE how gothamites side with her bc shes hot like honestly thats realistic #punchline #alexis kaye #dc

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hello superfamily [comics] fans! any of u guys wanna ramble on about the characters and lore n shit to me? bc I read a nightwing and flamebird and lor-zod/chris and thara are ADORABLE but I have no clue whats going on. I wont get annoyed if its a lot of info, seriously, just ramble if u wanna. comic recs would b great too thank u very much

#superfamily #superfam #superman #chris kent #lor zod #thara ak var