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No because fr. Once I am done with my degree. I am moving back HOME y'all.

#prev he is not iconic he's a LOSER WHO FALLS ASLEEP IN ART HISTORY LECTURE FRESHMAN YEAR #yes that is a real thing that happened

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btw yesterday's eclipse was absolutely insane for anyone in gotham, i'm pretty sure i still only know about half of what happened:

man bat apparently turned into a normal person, but only while the eclipse lasted, then he turned back into a bat-creature

multiple people independently of each other thought that it would be entirely dark so they could rob a bunch of different places without being seen, obviously it didn't work

the sky cleared up only long enough to see the eclipse and then came back immediately once it was over

someone hacked into every public screen in the city and played the entire eclipse movie (the twilight one), we're pretty sure it was harley quinn

according to rumors, superman fell from the sky over gotham harbor and batman had to catch him

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Planning to visit Metropolis? Here's what you need to know:

Metropolis is the shining city of tomorrow, and well worth the visit. You can pick up brochures and newspapers at any street corner, or from one of our many news-kids cycling around!

Navigate around the city following the maps and history on our website! With in-depth guides to all our neighborhoods and their attractions, you'll always find something exciting to do.

In preparation for an emergency, turn on notifications for our City Alert page on Chirper. You can find this page through the red alarm buttons in our website, or through searching for @mtp.alerts online.

Pay no attention to our neighboring city, Gotham. Despite its guise as the perfect summer destination for thrill seekers and clout chasers alike, the mortality rates are high enough that our experts can guarantee you will die out there.

You may have heard influencers like those on Coast City Craniums, famous for their viral quotes: "Everyone is so scared of Gotham, like no one wants to survive anymore, man. Go on, throw me in Gotham. Watch me come out a millionaire," and "anyone who takes the grindset seriously is moving to Gotham." Words like these contribute to the misconception that Gotham is the best tourist city on the East Coast.

Rest in peace, the Coast City Craniums crew. The team at MetTravels extends our sympathies to their families. We will miss you, and hope you reunite in the afterlife with your late friends at Rogues Remember.

In any news, Metropolis is a beautiful city this time of year (and any other time too) and we cannot be more excited to welcome you to the city of tomorrow. Make sure you stop by the MetTravel booths throughout Senneville, Newtown, and the Superman Museum!

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Urgh not another one. Does he have. PHD?

Also. Yes. We do still need a weather person to give out the weather. I'd like to know if this rain is actually rain water or if it's some weird chemical that started raining down. And if the frost is normal winter frost or if it's Mr. Freeze going on a rampage again. Thank you very much

does gotham even bother with announcing the weather ever. like. is there even a need for a weather channel

#only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #only in gotham #batman #dc universe #gothamite #dc #melody 🎶🎶 #onlyingothamrp #central city #at least Captain Cold only freezes a part of the city when he's trying to rob it. #this weirdo does it for everyone for no reason whatsoever! #I swear if another lecture gets cancelled because of him I'm gonna find a way to make HIM pay for my tuition!

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Ooohhh I passed by them when they were walking out of Robinson Park.

And really, Harley is generally nice and they both look really cute together (since they weren't in villain mode). Plus if you're good in Harley's books, you tend to be good in Ivy's too ..

But if anyone has their first date TODAY? Just ... turn around and hope they don't see you. Especially if it's been a long-distance kinda thing before that date and today is technically the second time you've met in person and if he's booked a place to stay in Gotham for a WEEK and you two have PLANS and oh my gods. I can't even tell if he's also as freaked out as I am that Harley just PROFILED HIM.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have been out and about, but they aren't causing much trouble. They're mostly going to popular date locations and making fun of straight couples.

#Poison Ivy #pamela isley #Harley Quinn #only in gotham #only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #dc #op #batman series #harlivy #gotham city sirens #harleen quinzel #posion ivy #onlyingotham rp #batman #dc universe #Gotham #Central City #Gothamite #not really a gothamite but they have the best psych course soo... #Melody 🎶🎶 #Like. I seriously am freaking out that that happened?

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My heart goes out to those lost in the Valentine's Day carnage, know that the day is almost over and hopefully next year won't be so bad? Though it's the same thing every year.

Blood and organs strewn across the street. Horrific cries are starting to die down. To those you survive the carnage of valentines day, know we stand with you.

#night vale radio station #nightvale #cecil #night vale #cecil baldwin #wtnv #night vale radio #cecil palmer #wtnv cecil #welcome to night vale #fiction

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Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham

Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 

Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 

Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 

Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.

Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 

Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 

Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 

#batman #nightwing #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #killer croc #gotham rogues #dc comics #batposting #shitpost #tw mental health mention #tw drug mention #bruce wayne #dick grayson

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Do you guys have any contact with a certain vigilante who has guns. Bcs I’ve just had to get out of my home bcs I wasn’t safe there and I heard through the pipeline hood helps out people like me. I wouldn’t ask if it were any other time of year but I might die if I sleep rough now

We can't get in contact with Red Hood directly but we can get you in contact with some reputable places.

Here is a list of shelters that may be able to assist you.

Here is a way to keep warm if you are stuck outside during the winter.

Here is a way to get some food if you don't have any.

#this is a very USA centric post but I hope it helps someone #i could not find a good link for clothes #only in gotham #only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #in character #dc #<prev tags

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Back in Gotham

I'm back ~~ and boy did I forget how gloomy this place is

There are a few things in Gotham that I would happily admit as something I would miss:

Gotham University for one. The Psych Department really is just the best, especially with the amount of research and materials we have access to. Not to mention, first-hand accounts!

Watching out the window at night. We don't really tend to see the Flashes when they do their crime-fighting, just the end part (or when they're running an eat-all-you-can place to the ground)

Uhh.. I can't think of another thing I'd miss. I mean. I'd say seeing the Waynes, but the only one I ever see is that caffeine addict

.... I forgot why I made this list in the first place.

Oh well

#only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #only in gotham #batman #dc universe #gothamite #dc #melody 🎶🎶 #onlyingothamrp #central city #central city flash #flash family #flash comics #not really a gothamite but they have the best psych course soo... #I don't know how that guy hasn't had a heart attack yet #honestly

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I'm still here - kinda

I haven't really written here in a while, which isn't to say nothing happened... just that I've kinda started to get used to it. Way more than I should.

Anyways. I went back home to Central during the holidays (thank goodness because I heart Mr. Freeze made sure Gotham had a White Christmas - which yeah we have Captain Cold. But I'm not rich and I don't work at a bank so....)

Anyways! So I went home. And apparently, a new guy moved into the apartment next to my family's and BOI. Sorry. MAN. Was sooooo cute omg. I forgot to ask his name though and I think he thought I knew but really I just never called him by his name during the whole break. HELP!!

#only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #only in gotham #batman #dc universe #gothamite #dc #melody 🎶🎶 #onlyingothamrp #mr freeze #captain cold #central city #central city flash #flash comics #flash #I have his number but its saved as 'cute guy' #I swear I need help omg

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Episode 1 Repost!

Welcome to Goth-Pod! Join host Juda Boone discuss all things Gotham City. Today we dive head first into one of Gotham City's more relevant mysteries: Who is The Batman?

[goth-pod is a fictional in-universe podcast based on the DC comics universe. Juda Boone is an original fictional character, not based on any real person or known comic book character.]

Transcript under the cut

Hello everyone! Welcome to our first episode of the season. If you're new here, hi! Thank you so much for joining us here at Goth-Pod. Unfortunately we are not a gothic-lifestyle podcast, though I do understand the confusion. 

Goth-Pod is a Gotham City based podcast for all discussions of Gotham. The weird and the wild, the rogues and the rakes, the heroes and the heretics. 

You are listening today to your favorite non-binary holy heretic, Juda Boone. Yes that is my real name and yes I did pick it myself, thank you. 

For the first episode of the season I wanted to start us off with something that has been a heavily discussed topic, and therefore something comfortable for our Gotham residents. The age old question, the thing that gets people more up in arms than the moon landing- Who is The Batman?

There's this idea that almost all people have, that heroes have to have a secret identity. Which is fair. We watched things like Cinderella, or the Mask of Zorro all our lives. The idea of changing the outward appearance in order to do something one normally couldn’t.

 If you’re fighting for your life every night against some of the most dangerous people in the world, you don’t want those people to know your home address. So you don a mask, and a new persona and you do what one normally couldn't. 

But the Bat, as most Gothamites know, does not follow the normal rules we see with other heroes. Less of a mask, and more of a.. casing. Not so much a persona, but instead a state of being. 

The Bat is. Weird. That's why we love him. That's why he’s ours. 

But what if that went further? What if Batman wasn’t much of a man at all? Batman, or, The Bat, as I like to call him, is more of a.. Manifestation of Gotham. Or of the justice Gotham needs? An earth-bound spirit that haunts just as strongly as it interferes. 

You know I used to have a belief as a kid, that Monsters would just disappear when light touched them. 

Strangely, I’m not alone in this weird meta-physical belief. I actually adopted it from a good friend here at Goth-Pod. Of course, I don’t speak for everyone at the podcast and definitely not for everyone in Gotham. My uncle still texts me blog posts that try to explain the crack-pot theory that Batman is in fact, world-renowned reporter, Vikki Vale. 

But what do you think? Does the Bat have a face behind the ghostly white eyes and inhuman abilities to cling to the shadows? 

Unrelated, but did you know that Gotham is one of the only cities that has an urban bat population? Something to think about tonight. 

Thank you for joining! If you enjoy this podcast, let us know! We love to hear from our neighbors in Gotham, or if you're listening in from outside our home city. I’m Juda and you’re listening to Goth-Pod. Until next time, stay safe, Gotham.

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Good thing I went back to Central this Christmas.

Even Captain Cold isn't this bad (unless you had something expensive in your house)

Mr. Freeze Gives Us A White Christmas

We would like to wish you a merry Christmas, but Mr. Freeze has escaped and is trying to freeze most of Gotham. The entire Colony is out and about, including Signal, who has been seen much earlier than usual.

Stay warm and inside. Please review how to avoid hypothermia and how to treat it if you do come across Mr. Freeze.

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Okay then. Thoughts on the riddler? And that guy who thinks he's a Pharaoh?

ask me about batman villains guys i swear to god i have so many thoughts

#only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #only in gotham #batman #dc universe #gothamite #melody 🎶🎶 #dc #onlyingothamrp #I genuinely want to hear people's thoughts on these people (and the others)

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So, someone messaged me in my inbox a few days again claiming to be someone (a costumed someone) and I honestly think it's a fake account but then I got curious.

Unfortunately, I have somehow lost this thread of conversation. So if you see this .. uhhh I didn't ghost you. I just can't respond

#only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #only in gotham #batman #dc universe #gothamite #dc #melody 🎶🎶 #onlyingothamrp #batgirl #I swear I'm not ghosting on person #and yes #I still think its a scam or something but they sounded friendly okay?!?!?!

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She VIBED like my mom okay? What's your excuse?

Also. Don't jump, just change your name, face, voice, style, and department.

thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg

anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident

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Ouch. Like, I called one of my professor's Mom once and I still think you have it worse. Like. That is your BOSS (well. Not really? I think. Idk the hierarchy with WE but I heard he's your boss' son so... Technically.....)

I am so sorry for you

thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg

anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident

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I'm a Gotham U student. I normally wouldn't shame. Honestly.

But the man had 10 EXTRA shots. And I'm pretty sure he'd have more if the guy he was with didn't have a look on his face.

I also think he's becoming a regular at the cafe I go to. The barista doesn't even wait for him to order at this point. She just gives him the poison.

After my encounter with the caffeine addict yesterday, I have now decided to stay away from caffeine unless absolutely necessary (ie: exam period)

The girl that I work with in the library (I can't remember her name and I feel bad asking again since I've been working here for a few months now 😖🥲) agreed that it was for the best and I honestly feel so validated for reason idk why.

#only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #dc universe #batman #gothamite #only in gotham #tim drake #Timothy Drake-Wayne is a caffeine addict #fr fr fr #melody 🎶🎶