mysteriouspsychology

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and is very very very tired of it

this user has severe acid reflux disease

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healthy roommate things

my roommate and I have this thing where if I'm about to have a mental breakdown/anxiety attack/cry session, I can ask her to run lines. She'll take her script and go to her friend's room for a while, no questions asked.

It's really comforting to know she is happy to give me space anytime I need it, and I recommend you have some sort of similar code with your roommate.

#roommate #roommates #college #college life #dorm #dorm life

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trans middle names

Casual reminder that, if you're trans, you probably have to pick a new middle name! I've found that, for most of the community, your middle name is your second choice of first name. For example, I wanted my name to be Samuel (Sam for short), but decided on Alex, so my middle name is Samuel.

#trans #transgender #ftm #mtf #trans names

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How To Lower Your Voice - Tips From a Voice Actor

Okay, so let’s get one thing out of the way now: this is not overnight. You’ll have to discipline yourself to do this for weeks until you get your desired result. After some time it will just come naturally.

STEP 1:

Stand against a wall or door with your feet together and heels touching the wall. Stand up STRAIGHT. If your posture is impotent, then this ain’t happening.

(if you can’t stand, sit as straight as you can)

STEP 2:

RELAX. Don’t tense up your whole body, especially not your shoulders. This is so easy to do.

STEP 3:

Press the back of your neck against the wall (it’s fine if it doesn’t actually touch, we’re just working the muscles)

STEP 4:

Start speaking for 10 minutes. Find a magazine, book, article or even recite a monologue if you know any. You’ll notice your voice is already dropping two octaves.

STEP 5:

DRINK!! WATER!!!! If you feel your throat scatching or at all painful, STOP!! Take a break! And drink water, no ice.

STEP 6:

After ten minutes (or however long you can do) lay down flat. Keep your body straight. Relax your whole body. Try a visualisation where you relax from your feet up into your head. Doing this will give your throats a chance to cool down (it’s still a muscle!!)

**Bonus Tips**

HONEY - it coats your throats and protects it from damage. Use it before and/or after this exercise.

HOT TEA - I suggest ginger, but you can really pick whatever kind you want. As long it’s not coffee.

WATER!!!!

A CORK - if you’re wanting to go the extra mile, put a cork in your mouth and speak. This helps enunciation and can really help.

DON’T FORCE - if you force your voice to sound low it will sound very artificial

BE PATIENT - It’s gonna take time! Take it as a challenge.

I have tried humming while moving my head, singing to Panic! At The Disco and literally EVERY other thing to lower my voice and this is the only thing that has worked.

Just be safe, don’t hurt yourself!

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My hair dresser's granddaughter was called a hippopotamus at school and she responded by saying "I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm beautiful."

That’s the kind of energy we need in life

#generation z #gen z #positivity #self love #confidence

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hell yeah

all those soft uwu trans boy positivity posts are nice and all but they never help me so I made some more aggressive ones. imagine a really tough buff guy is yelling them at you for full effect EDIT: truscum are reblogging this and id kindly like you all to know that truscum are legally not allowed to touch any of my posts

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Me: *trying to recover*

Mental illness:

#mental illness #depression #mental disorder #therapy #recovery #eating disorder #ana

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Breathing feels hard and my heart hurts, but my heart rate is only in the low 80s so I guess life just sucks.

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Earlier this week, I wanted to listen to the old phan songs for nostalgia. I used to play them all the time, but after hearing them from a more outsider's point of view, I realized just how invasive they were. Specifically the 2009, 2012, and 2022 songs (no offense to the writers). I'm sorry to Dan for treating him like a fictional character. It was immature, and I'm glad that the phandom is reflecting on what it means to be quality people.

#daniel howell #danisnotonfire #phandom #phil lester #dan howell

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Basically I’m Gay

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If my body isn't going to be nice to me, I'm not going to be nice to it.

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I was playing Pokemon and...

I never knew taillow was such a mood

#gen z mood #gen z humor #gen z problems #generation z #gen z #pokemon #pokemon memes #pokemon alpha sapphire #pokedex #depression meme #mentally unstable #mental health memes

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Thomas Sander's Shoutout Sunday is the video equivalent of trying to find your name on a keychain in a gift shop.

#thomas #thomas sanders #thomas and friends #shoutout sunday #thomas sanders meme #relatable #sander sides #keychain #gift shop

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Gen Z is crying at the computer while on your fourth hour of math homework, listening to Carrie Underwood because she gets it

#gen z #gen z humor #gen z culture #gen z mood #gen z problems #generation z #math #homework #help #me #im dying #carrie underwood #relatable #school #mental health #mentally unstable

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It's so weird having chronic illnesses, but not feeling chronically ill

I have both POTS and GERD, but my medical journey has been so simple. For GERD, I've been taking medicine since before I could walk, but I've never switched meds a lot. I took prevacid in the mornings from age as-long-as-i-can-remember to 12, then baclofen 3x a day from 12 onwards. When I was younger, my doctor tried taking me off of prevacid a couple of times, but I would always stop eating from a lack of appetite and have to start taking it again. I've never eaten because I was hungry; it's always been a psychological feeling. The only reason I switched to baclofen (which has been much more effective, as I now know what hunger feels like) was because that doctor sucked. Now, my worst symptoms are stomach cramps and diarrhea, and I only experience them one to three times a day.

With POTS, the whole "chronic illness" thing is a bit more applicable, but minor lifestyle changes after being diagnosed, as well as being used to it, has made it normal to me. The biggest reason I got diagnosed was because, one day, I was talking to my mom about the "normal" feeling I get when standing up and not being able to see. I thought everyone had to rest on the fridge when walking into the kitchen until they could see again. I would always pass out in church, and after one morning where my parents almost called 911 (my mom's a nurse, so for her to call an ambulance, it has to be practically life threatening) when I fell down and apparently did the whole "body tensing up, no oxygen to my brain, skin as pale as snow" thing, they decided I should get a diagnosis. I went to my GP, and she recommended I see a specialist. When there, the guy told me to stand up and sit on the medical bed, took my blood pressure, waited a bit, then did it again, and immediately told me what I had. It took one 15 minute appointment to be given solutions: I should increase my salt and water intake, and if it doesn't stop, he could give me a pill. No tilt table test, no confusing diagnosis, no nonsense. Just, you have POTS, here's how to treat it.

TLDR;

My parents have always treated me like a normal child, so seeing all of these stories of people with the same condition being hospitalized and not being able to live a normal daily life makes me feel almost invalidated. Has anyone had this experience? Is it disrespectful for me to say I have chronic conditions when they don't impact me in the way other people's conditions do? I feel like I'm intruding on a community that I have no right to be in. Help?

#chronically ill #chronic illness #gerd #pots #potsie #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #spoonie #acid reflux #gastroesophageal reflux disease

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(math teacher) "You'd better not let English contaminate my math binder."

"English and math are contaminating my life"

"Many Elizabethians were..." "witches?"

"No they were just ridiculous."

I'm not talking about non consensual cannibalism. I'm talking about consensual cannibalism.

public school quotes:-feel free to add more

For my student government campaign I want to remove all the toilets from the Juul room

dude like wtf is water

“What if girls had balls at on point but we got so cold we just FROZE THEm off”

“is that why y’all always be stealin our hoodies”

“no we take em cause all y’all are petty bitch asses who need to get your shit together”

Yo why’d my dad have to give my mom another X chromosome I didn’t ask for this

Yea the volley ball broke the ceiling so we all have to sit outside

“When I’m president I’m gonna make hoe work illegal”

“you mean home work”

“No”

Yes I sleep in braids so I don’t have to brush my hair

Lmao that sexual behavior servey is a mood wish I could relate

Some kid: I want to dieeee

hallway: meee too bitch the fuck

“Why do you have scrunchies on your leg”

“the aesthetic”

*slaps ass* NOICEE

Entire stairwell: *singing don’t stop believing by journey*

teachers: YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

Raindrop. Drop top. I just got merked by a porkchop

“This is my shank”

“That’s a comb”

“Prove it”

Don’t be a petty ass whore and go get me a ruler

Why you so good at drawing this looks like a bell pepper

Hahaha nut hahaha

Get off buzzfeed and help us with our science project

“If I were to snap my neck rn who would stop me”

“Don’t snap ur neck”

“Damn Ok”

My grandmas a witch so I’m not aloud on the ouiji board or she’ll like curse me

“Haha science is gay”

”No it’s bi”

“How do you know”

“Bismuth”

*throwing ping pong balls at people* take that demons

“How’d you come out”

“It all started May 1, 2003, when my mom pushed me out of her-“

“NO STOP”

Boi imma bout to boof so hard

I just lost brain cells listening to you speak

I mean I want a middle part but i know I’ll look like Edna mode or some shit

I’m glad I’m a irrelevant cause when the zombie apocalypses hits I’ll be taken last cause theyll all be millennials/ gen z and go for the politicians first

I mean we stan mom jeans but like I have two dads

Drop them socks boi Gimme then toes

Yea sneaking out is good but have you heard of fruit punch

I have the sleeping schedule of a god damn possum please help

If we do another frickin gizmo I’m gonna kashoot myself that’s s promise

“Can I be the statistical analyst”

“I’m already tracer”

If I could time travel once l’d go back like five months and fix my amazon music recommendations

Yea I have anger issues I almost ate a lizzard

Hahaha penis ahaha

Yea he put a lock on the empty locker next to him so we are putting school bucks in there and at the end of the year he gonna unlock it but keep the lock on so when Mrs Jones takes it off to open it they fly everywhere

“Carson won’t stop eating erasers”

“It’s my religion”

“What religion is that”

“Crippleism”

Ham baguette

“Do pencils conduct electricity”

“Depends how hard you try”

Is tHaT a ChALLEnGE??!?!

You think everything is a challenge shut up

You can’t sit back here you’re like 3 nothing

Bro if you don’t add me to that gc I stg imma suck ya foot

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