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Imagine a magic spell that makes you unable to comprehend the passing of time. Every second, every minute, every hour, you would feel the exact same and not realise how much time has passed. You wouldn't ever feel the need to move because you wouldn't realise that you're wasting time unless you're in danger which would set off your flight response.

Why do I think of stuff like this?

#magic #curse #fantasy

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No non-politician wants to look like a politician yet politicians look like politicians. Y'know? Why would you want to look like that? Nobody else does so why do you? "You look like a politician" is an insult to your appearance.

#idk #random #thoughts

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Many people are pointing out that not all 60 people actually did stab Julius but It's quite reasonable if you think about it. He would've died after the first 20 stabs. Imagine you're there with a knife but he's already a corpse who is also still being stabbed. It would be unnecessary to make each person give 1 stab the deceased Italian.

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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Soundcloud took this down for Copyright so here y’all go. A dumb idea I had.

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Uno has a set system of rules to follow yet everyone adds their own rules like stacking +4 cards. You have given us the cards but we shall decide how they can be played. Your name's spelling is concrete but the pronounciation is a fluid.

so I need you to settle something between a friend and I. Since neither of us have actually heard the word "pukicho" pronounced, she thinks it's pronounced like puck-icho. Personally I opt for puke-icho because it's funny but which one is it supposed to be

poo (like poop) key (like key) cho (like show) - poop key show - pukicho. If you say puck, get banned,.

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I made some paintings based on the ace and enby pride flags. I've not used paints in a long time so don't judge.

#asexual #nonbinary #art #artwork #painting #flag #lgbt pride #trans pride #queer

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Is it blackface if a shapeshifting goblin transforms into a black human? I'm writing a fantasy story and this is key info.

#writing #fantasy #goblin #shapeshifting

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On YouTube, you could ask a genuine question in the comments and the replies, instead of answering the question, will say stuff like "you innocent child 😭". Sometimes, people asking questions are not children but are, in fact, people who do not speak English as a first language who don't know what the word "deflower" means and would like to know so that they don't accidentally tell someone that they had sex with their garden.

#ignorance #youtube #language #english

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I post stories on Wattpad but don't read anything there because there's nothing good. I just want to find a book with fight scenes as good as the ones I write but every tag will lead you to a romance book with too many chapters. A lottle bit of romance throughout or at the end of an action-heavy story is fine but I don't want to shovel through will-they-won't-they to get to a scene with a singular punch. I want to read about Mario bleeding out and reaching the brink of death in a fight with Bowser. I don't want to see them kiss. Is that so much to ask? Just one action story completely seperate from love?

#mario #bowser #shipping #writing #wattpad #romance #rant post #mini rant

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Imagine being a skeleton with no flesh and only bones yet still living life normally as if you were an average human. If it were me, I'd make as many skeleton jokes as possible. This post also works as a writing prompt. Go write a slice-of-life story about a skelly.

#skeleton #skeleton jokes #humor #humour #funny #writing prompt

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A surgeon doing heart surgery is normal but everyone loses their mind when surgeons do brain surgery.

#joke #comedy #surgery

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I drew this Grinch thing and the world needs to bear witness to my creation.

#the grinch #rizz #meme #art #artwork #beautiful

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I have no idea what Homestuck is and I don't think I've ever seen any media related to it but people on this app somehow all know what it is and will not stop talking about it.

#homestuck

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She Super on my Mario til I Wonder.

#mario #super mario #video games #meme #super mario wonder #joke

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I went trick-or-treating and got a box of corn flakes and a box of rice crispies. This is what we live for. Merry November Eve.

#life #food #cereal #breakfast #halloween #spooktober

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Writing a story and there's a character who uses black magic so I searched up "black magic spells" to learn more. Now, I've learned that I need to specify "fictional" so it doesn't tell me about fake magic books and potions.

#writing #google

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went through the dunkin drive through and a divine energy took over my mind and body