#@theprofessor

[landofadonises]

The University Professors - Professor Tevis, aka 'Coach Brick'

You're starting your first year of university varsity basketball, in the locker rooms while you overhear the second and third-years talking on the other side of this row of lockers. "Yeah, if you check the staff registry, Coach Brick's down as Professor Tevis. It's probably 'cus he's got this bodybuilding and physical exercise shit down to a science, but holy hell, the guy's built like a brick shit-house, which I guess is where the nickname comes from."

"Every single dude that ended up on his teams would always bitch about how tough everything was, but they quit their yappin' pretty soon after, since they all started gettin' built up like nothin' you'd ever seen." "Yeah, man, there's just somethin' about your over-800-pound coach tellin' ya what to do that makes ya wanna do it, I guess." Your eyes widen. 800 pounds? Are they serious? ...Who is this guy? You were warned beforehand that there'd always be that buffer of a couple weeks where the new players on the team would get absolutely wrecked and bruised from practices because they couldn't stop staring at Coach Brick... but to think this is the reason, and not just because he's hot...

"Well, bro, everyone wants to be him, y'know? Of course, no one ever can, unless we're hella lucky. Genetic anomaly, the dean says. Experimental drugs. Maybe one day he'll tell us where to get 'em. Til' then, we get to see him wear 'em well, I guess." "Yeah, bro... second best option. It's so great seein' that fuckin' hog fill out those panties he calls his workout shorts. He ain't got no sense." You hear them shut their lockers and head on out, and all you can do is gulp.

#hypermuscle #supertall #plausiblesizedifference #theuniversity #theprofessors

[tonks-21]

Reader likes to do models | La casa de papel headcanons | Corvey’s chest | Requests open

Headcanons when you like to do models 

Characters: Tokyo, Río, Nairobi, Denver, Moscú, Helsinki, The Professor, Raquel Murillo/Lisboa, Palermo, Mónica Gaztambide/Estocolmo, Berlín

Reader: gn

TW: fluff, +18

You were assembling the model of La Fábrica Nacional de Moneda y Timbre when someone came into the room...

Tokyo

-She would find this hobby of yours cute

-Talking with you while you make your models

-She likes to see your concentrated face

-Boops your nose from time to time making funny sounds with her mouth

-Sometimes she jokes with you touching you in intimate areas when you are working on a delicate piece

-But she wouldn't forgive herself for ruining your work 

-Other times, she'll just tease you to see at what point you can handle her 

-Tokyo likes to kiss you while you're making the models. On the cheek, on the neck, on the mouth…

-If she's having a bad day, she hugs you like a koala bear and won't let go while you are assembling the pieces and all

-The calmness and tranquility you exude when you're at it, she loves it

-Sometimes, if she’s needy, this woman will remain by your side ‘till you decide you’re done with it

-Even if it’s 3 am already

-When you finish a model, she kisses you as if she could never do it again

-She just loves you so much

-Then you two lie down on the bed tired and she snuggles into you

Río

-This guy also find it cute

-Would try to help you, but fail in the process

-It’s just too tiny and delicate for him

-And if he finishes good a part of it, he will surely break it unwillingly when you two celebrate afterwards

-Remains by your side the WHOLE time

-Even if it’s late, even if he’s sleepy, even if it’s raining rocks; Río will be there with you

-It’s the type of falling asleep while you are working in it

-This guy compliments you when you do LITERALLY the most easiest thing 😘

-He just likes to do it

-It’s in his nature

-He will glue and sand the materials in order to help you if you ask him to do so :)

-And even if you don't

-He just can’t help it 😭

Nairobi

-This woman sees intelligence/ability for something as something attractive, even hot, so she’d have this impression of you

-Long talks while you work on some model

-Likes to sit behind you, letting you into her between her legs

-I’m not sure if she’d join you, I think Nairobi prefers watching you

-But would like to try if you want her to

-Gives you kisses every now and then everywhere but in your mouth

-When you finish and start to stretch, she grabs you around the waist and kisses you on the lips

-Nairobi would rub some part of you like your waist distracted while you’re assembling the pieces

-Would boast about you doing models in front of the gang

-If you fall asleep, no problem! Nairobi will take you to bed or at least put a blanket on you while caressing your back, comb a bit your hair and kiss your head

Denver

-Would call you cool!

-Likes to talk about the intelligent you are when you are working on the models

-This bitch’d scream it if he could 💀

-Being with you while you’re at it calms him

-Likes to see you work, but would go from time to time

-Makes you dinner 🥰

-And brings anything you want to you

-Hears you talk about this hobby of yours while going to the shop and buy things for it with you

-When you’re done with some hard piece, he hugs you with one arm

-IF YOU ASK HIM, HE’LL STAY INSTEAD OF GOING PARTY YO- my man god

-Don’t use this a lot, as a tip. But it’s cute anyway

Moscú

-Moscú puts some relaxing music and tries to help you

-And fails incredibly

-But he tries cutely 🤩

-He’s this dude that says “i’m too old for this” haha

-He likes to see you work so passionately in it

-Making models near to this man includes:

Him caressing your back

Bringing you whatever food/drink you ask for

This guy going to the shop and buying the wrong thing

(idk how to do this shit with Moscú, i can’t see him like anything but a father figure 😭)

Helsinki

-We know that even if this man looks huge, he is literally a little teddy bear

-So he’ll stay by your side

-Make you coffee

-Buy anything you ask him to

-And getting the right materials each time

-He’s too attentive to that

-And cheering you up

-He says “let everything there, i’ll clean it up tomorrow”

-He’s such a sweetheart 🥲

-When he comes home and you are in it, he’s always “what are you doing? Can I see? Can I see?”

-If you ask Helsinki to do some model, he won’t, he says he has indelicate hands

-He admires your art as if it were the best one in history 😍

The Professor / Sergio Marquina

-He is surprised at first

-Then he places his glasses with his unique movement and smiles at you

-As he does origami, he has some ability to help you

-It’s kind of romantic between you two

-You two are kind of shy/not talkative people, it’s calm and relaxing just do models all evening along

-You do models of the places in which you’ll gonna steal

-When it’s finished, you kiss him right in the lips

-Sergio smiles into your touch and caresses your cheek

-It becomes a type of special date between you two 

-He’s always so nervous asking you for doing this date 

Raquel Murillo / Lisboa

-She’d find it cute

-But also hot, as this woman finds knowledge attractive like Nairobi 

-Sometimes, she tries to seduce you while you are concentrated gluing something

-Sits in your lap, blocking your vision placed in the model, and caresses your waist while kissing you

-It’s funny and hot at the same time

-So, since she knows about this hobby of yours, you usually work in the models in your bedroom

-Likes to tease you when you are placing the parts of the model

-She just looks at you while you’re doing it. Not such a fan, but she’d visit you sometime

-She compliments you when it’s done by the way

-Sometimes Raquel’s needy while you are working on a model

-She just grapes herself to you from behind as a koala bear

Palermo

-Okay, this guy would not be there at all

-Joke

-One day, you didn’t sleep the whole night, you stayed working on the model

-He comes in the morning with his coffee

-And just.. spreads it all over the model

-This jerk laughs while you run after him around the house

-All the gang just lets you chase around

-They think is kinda cute, bc Palermo just jokes around and says stupid things while you struggle to catch him

-He covers himself while you give him a couple of slaps, you were angry, but you weren't going to hit him for real either

-After a few seconds, this guy tells you that he’ll help you redo it

-Palermo helps you a lot

-And I mean, A LOT

-He doesn’t just glue and sand the materials, he also place them and looks with you to the instructions

-He asks you to take breaks, in which he’ll take you to dance 

-At the end, he’s a jerk. But a intelligent and stupidly romantic jerk

Sorry I didn’t put Oslo, it’s only that I can’t think about situations/hcs with him because, with the little participation he had, both in time and in speech, I can’t really figure out his personality or his type of reactions.

Mónica Gaztambide / Estocolmo

-Would hug you when she knows about it

-It’s cute to her

-Helps you if you ask her too

-When she’s back home or has free time Mónica is near you reading a book or something, enjoying your company

-Soft talks

-Cozy clothes

-Would like to go buy the materials with you

-Gifts models on special dates to you

-Mónica gives you massages from time to time in the head and arms

-Takes unexpected photos of you working on models and says how cute you are

-Would say she had delete them, but it’s not true

Berlín

-He would hug you from behind, complimenting you and admiring your art

-He likes it so much

-Helps you if you ask to, but prefers to see you do it while drinking wine

-Would give you kisses on your head from time to time

-Since one of his love languages is quality time, he’s there with you 

-If he knows you are working, he prepares two coffees or the drink you prefer

-Supportive af, but a calm guy 😄

-Would presume your art and the fact that he doesn’t even know what you saw on him

-Did I say he compliments you a lot?

-Well then I repeat it :D

-Berlín insists on buying you the supplies

-Puts Bella Ciao while you are working

-Talks to you about his life in the process

-An usual date  between you two is you working on your models and Berlín just there, with his wine, and the two of you talking about anything and everything at the same time

Remember: Requests are open, I’m accepting of this series too :D

#lcdp #lcdp hcs #hcs #headcanons #nairobi #tokyo lcdp #la casa de papel #money heist #río #rio #denver #moscú #helsinki #estocolmo #lisboa #raquel murillo #corvey's chest #ire67 #elprofesor #theprofessor #x reader #fanfic #gender neutral reader #female reader #palermo #berlín #male reader #oc #models #model making

[mathildaslove]

why are they the same?

#johnnydepp #robert sheehan #tumblr #crybaby #tua #misfits #jeanne du barry #season of the witch #theprofessor #killingbono #secretwindow

[johnnydeppsoldier]

Johnny Depp as Richard Brown 🫠😍

#IMeanJustLookAtHim😍

#johnny depp #john christopher depp ii #johnnydepp #johnnydeppstyle #johnchristopherdeppii #johnnydeppforever #depphead #johnnydeppedit #johnny depp gif #johnny #richard brown #richardbrown #The Professor #Theprofessor #moviegifs #moviescenes #movierole

[pallases]

i lov. not studying <3

#personal #the engineering chronicles #me sitting here scrambling to work on my schedule next semester bc all my physics waitlist spots opened for me yesterday and they only give #you 36 hours to accept them 😭 #it won’t let me accept the section i actually want bc to do that i need to move a different class that is now full for all sections and tha #class is linked to multiple other class so i can’t drop it even when im on the waitlist for other sections of it or it drops like half my #schedule. ugh #but whatever. the other section doesn’t seem too bad and honestly less hassle for me but. theprofessor for the section i want has really #really good reviews and he’s like the only one in the whole department :( #the physics chronicles #anyway. not nearly as worried abt this exam as today’s since this professor told us he’s tossing away the 70% average rule they put on all #the engineering syllabi so i can get a 17% and still pass lmao. but i would like to do more than just pass obviously so really need to get #to work on reviewing 😭 it’s 11 pm already

[ask-isabelleandmayor]

Hey Isabelle, so what's the strangest outfit you've ever seen the mayor wear?

Isabelle: He said he had no pocket space that day...

#ty for the ask theprofessor cat <3 #theprofessorcat #mayor #isabelle #kid cat #cherry #vesta #knox #ask #animal crossing #acnl

[motherdanger]

Puppet History finale:

#puppethistory #puppethistoryfinale #theprofessor #ryanbergara #shanemadej #watcherentertainment #the two part lesson???? #mom and dad being the best parents ever???? #the song???? #the meteor???? #the fight scene??? #CHEFS KISS #full on crying over a man fighting a hologram puppet

[deathsprofit]

Ghost Therapy session part 2

In case you missed part 1

"Let's see you got a heavy case of depression, a ptsd you might never over come and high anxiety diso-.."

"Your mom got ptsd. I'm good."

"GET OUT!!"

Ghost: :)

#ghost #theprofessor #crack

[kbaclips]

The Professor - New 2023 Movie Trailer 2023

#youtube #Johnny Depp #theprofessor #movie #filemot #tailer #2023batch #comedy #2023movie

[theskylerchicagoblog]

Made some fanart of the Professor! I really am unable to draw hats lmao! --tags-- #puppethistory #puppethistoryfanart #puppethistoryprofessor #puppethistory #theprofessor #theprofessorfanart #watcher #wearewatcher #watcherentertainment #watcherfanart #shanemadej #art #artist #instagram #instagramart #instagramartist #hashtag #hashtaghashtag #hashtaghashtaghashtag #autism #autisticartist #autistic #genderfluid #hethey #digital #digitalart #digitalartwork #digitalartist https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfq08BMLW4S/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#puppethistory #puppethistoryfanart #puppethistoryprofessor #theprofessor #theprofessorfanart #watcher #wearewatcher #watcherentertainment #watcherfanart #shanemadej #art #artist #instagram #instagramart #instagramartist #hashtag #hashtaghashtag #hashtaghashtaghashtag #autism #autisticartist #autistic #genderfluid #hethey #digital #digitalart #digitalartwork #digitalartist

[cammietheartgoblin]

So here’s some art of my favourite history Professor, thank you @shanemadej and @wearewatcher for creating one of my favourite shows Puppet History!!

#puppethistory #puppethistoryonlineuniversity #puppethistoryprofessor #puppethistoryfanart #fanart #watcher #wearewatcher #theprofessor #theprofesserfanart #adelaide #adelaideartist #cartoon #cartoonart #cartoonist #cartoondrawing #drawing #digitalart #timelapse #timelapseart #timelapsevideo

[allthingsdarkanddirty]

#skyewarren #TheProfessor #bookstagram #instabooks #bookish #booklover #greatreads #booknerd #nowavailable #fortheloveofreading #bookstagrammer #bibliophile #releaseblitz #bookaholic #mustread #authorsofinstagram #bookblogger #amreading #XpressoTours

[mariostarphotography]

Solo se cumple 15 una vez. #Enjoy #mariostarphotography #sweet15 #theprofessor (at Methuen, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn4QvdXuawZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#enjoy #mariostarphotography #sweet15 #theprofessor

[xantthec]

A very important professor and his very important Bronze Age settlement_ #thearchiologist #theprofessor #historian #thegreatone #inpetra #bronzeagesettlement #visitjordan #random #photoftheday #liferecorder #christmas2022 #discoveryoftheday #happyprofessor https://www.instagram.com/p/CmlvQYXs5KM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#thearchiologist #theprofessor #historian #thegreatone #inpetra #bronzeagesettlement #visitjordan #random #photoftheday #liferecorder #christmas2022 #discoveryoftheday #happyprofessor

[glfc2112]

Today is Neil Peart Day. He would have turned 71. He left an indelible mark on music with his technical prowess as a drummer while taking influence from various drummers and styles.

Neil influenced influenced generations of drummers where they studied his technicality and intricacies of the craft he continually worked to perfect.

As a lyricist, he penned lyrics from various sources such as literature, world history, and so much more. He poetically put pen to paper.

As the Carl Palmer said, "He will be remembered as being one of the most innovative drummers in the prog world. He made it a better for all of us."

He sure did, Carl. He sure did. #RUSH #NeilPeart #TheProfessor #Bubba #Pratt #NeilPeartDay #Drummer

#RUSH #Neil Peart #The Professor #Bubba #Pratt #Neil Peart Day #Drummer #Happy Birthday

[znelrc]

They claim it would be a 3 hour tour 😂😂😂• #gilligan #island #gilligansisland #travel #bobdenver #beach #photography #vacation #love #sea #travelphotography #alanhalejr #beautiful #maryann #skipper #theprofessor #theskipper #classictv #nature #photooftheday #ssminnow #sunset #art #cbs #fun #gingergrant #hawaii #iceland #sherwoodschwartz #sitcom