#➳ Mail’s In!♡

[angel-gone-south]

Eric Cartman X Fem!Chubby!Reader:

Oh, Hell.

Nobody asked for this. Also, Reader is a bit of a bimbo, soooo. Also, don’t be afraid of the word fat!! I love that word!!! I’m a fat writer so this one is for all my heavyset girlies.

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Cartman was never one to mess with girls. Since his bout with Heidi, he just wasn’t really interested. Of course, that was until you showed up.

Love at first sight had never crossed his mind. Sure, you were super pretty. And he could tell you were a foodie- he liked that. Your fat fell in places he thought made you look almost ethereal.

When you opened your mouth, he sighed. Of course, the pretty girls were always kind of dumb. But it never pissed him off, in fact he got a huge kick out of some of your confusion.

“No, I’m asking! Seriously! What’s Obama’s last name?” Cartman cackled at your question. You flushed, looking away with a small smile. You didn’t know why, but making him laugh made you feel fuzzy.

Your history teacher had decided to pair the two of you together for that month’s project, given that you both had decent enough grades. The teacher said that the two of you could cover a lot of ground with your strengths.

…That was, of course, if Cartman could figure out what the fuck those were. No offense to you, he thought you were great, but… he thought you’d be dead weight here.

Lo and behold, your opening mouth surprised him again.

“What are you doing?”

“Making the slideshow.”

“Ohh. What are we doing it on again?”

“The trial of witches in colonial America.” You hummed, flipping through the book until you got to that section. Eric was pleasantly surprised at your work ethic, especially at things you didn’t understand. You asked plenty of questions, clarified repeatedly- you got that first set of slides done in about an hour.

“At this rate we’ll be done before everyone else.”

“Is that such a bad thing?” He chuckled at your reply, smiling like a dope when he saw your soft grin.

“I guess not.”

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this. is cute i think ok byeeee

#south park #south park fanfiction #south park x y/n #leighwrites #south park x reader #south park x you #sp x reader #sp eric #sp eric cartman #sp cartman #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #eric cartman x y/n #eric cartman x you #south park cartman #cartman #➳ Mail’s In!♡

[queerdraws]

projecting on luffy again. get bited.

#zolu #luzo #one piece #p.s. i claimed to maximum amount of straw hat badges but im only allowed to display them on my main account 😥 they are with me in spirit #p.p.s. have you ever bit a soft upper arm #i think zoros unflexed muscly upper arms would be the most stimmy thing in the world to chew on #me when i see the pumpkinhead halloween luffy world collectible figure. bite. #or some of the unreleased gear5 figures esp the world collectibles #okay maybe im on a world collectible figure kick i just think they are sooooooooooooooo!!!! (≧∇≦) ( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡ #the markup to buy them used is insane tho ;__; so i just love them from afar #honorable mention to the new 20th anniversary action pose luffy with the haki arm and the big big fighting grin #and all babygirl zoros which i what i call zoro wearing any sunglasses but mostly filmz and filmgold sunglasses zoro #and when i see any art of my boys in their cowboy fits!!!!!!! #GGAAAAAH IM SO EXCITED I bought the ao cowboy shimmer print had to get it sent to someone in the states who will then ship it to me ;__; #<3 <3 <3 soon i will hold them. need to get some sort of wall display going for them and my zolu mail #okay okay ive ranted about a million things in the tags now. hope you enjoyed the bited. byeeeee

[anchoeritic]

dbf! joel bending you over your kitchen counter and hitting it from the back🥱👹

inviting him in for breakfast when your dad’s not home and it leads to something more than toast & eggs. there was tension, it was always present between you and joel. it was even worse that he was your neighbour so you had to see him everyday before heading out. he was much older, but that man ages like fine wine on a friday night. you could say you had a tiny crush on him, there was no doubt about it. you just didn’t realize he would act on it as quick as he did; reciprocate the feelings and fill up the empty patch in your spirited heart. oh, and bend you over your kitchen counter.

“shh, i gotcha..” he has your head pressed on the cold marble with one hand, the other was wrapped around his cock and tapping your sensitive clit with the tip. “goddamn it, you’re s’gorgeous.” you could hear the volume of his low groans when he gets a good look at your pussy, praying to god that he’ll get to catch this sight another time again. you were whining against the counter, the thirst for his cock to fill in your guts couldn’t be ignored anymore.

“need you, joel..” you whine, trying to move your hips backwards onto him, “please, no more teasing.” he only lets out a dry laugh in response, leaning in to press a tender kiss to your spine. his bulge was pressed against your slit, sliding more in between every time he leaned closer on top of you. “but that’s the fun part, sweetheart.” a whimper escapes your lips as you look at him from the corner of your eye, sending him a pleading look.

but before you knew it, he had you moaning for him to stop as his hips thrusted hard against yours. the sound of your skin slapping together bounced off the walls, adding onto the loud cries of your begging. “i know you got one more in you, cupcake,” he grips harder at your throat, pulling your back right to his front. you shook your head, feeling your legs start to tremble beneath you again. “give me one more before daddy comes home, yeah? i know you can do it, baby.”

#ੈ♡˳ kelly’s girl. #જ⁀➴ mail: received #dbf!joel #joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller x y/n #joel miller x you #joel miller smut #the last of us #the last of us smut #tlou #tlou smut #pedro pascal #pedro pascal smut #pedro pascal x reader

[gojoest]

please give us more expecting pregnancy obsessed gojo headcanons 🫣🫣🤭

tw : pregnancy, brief mention of semi-public sex

when satoru first finds out you’re pregnant, that you are going to have his child, he snaps and pounds your pussy all night long. sure, he does get emotional upon knowing the news. his eyes well up with tears as he scoops you up and keeps asking if it’s true “really? you’re pregnant...baby, really?” in between soft pecks all over your face — lips, nose, cheeks, forehead, chin…he is so fucking happy.

but there’s also this voice at the back of his head that messes with his brain chemistry quite a bit — he fucking knocked you up. his seed has implanted into your womb — it makes all the blood rush down his dick so fast and in mere seconds you find yourself thrown on the bed, legs up by your shoulders as he prepares you nice and well with the tip of his dick rubbing up and down your entrance for the fucking of your lifetime. and he fucks you differently, like he’s never done before, more urgent and more primal than ever…like a man that has impregnated his wife and is now pounding and claiming her cunt.

and as the months go by and your belly starts growing his desire for you too grows more and more, out of this world. there’s just something about the way your skin glows, the way your belly swells, the way you smell, the way you carry yourself and his child inside of you, that makes him want to fuck you all the time. he cannot keep his hands off of you, you just look so beautiful to him.

anytime you change in front of him, he gets hard. you put your hand on your belly, he gets hard. your belly brushes against him when you hug, he gets hard. you wear something that outlines your baby bump, he gets hard….

time and place don’t matter, he will take you anywhere. he’s pulled the car over before a few times and asked you to bounce on his cock just bc he saw you caress your belly and it made him lose it. if you go shopping with him, he fucks you in the changing rooms….he fucks you every damn morning before leaving the bed, there is no exceptions. fucks you right before you sleep too...and sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night and jerks off to your pregnant body. lifts your pj top up and cums all over your belly….he is so obsessed with you it is actually a bit fucked up.

not to mention how he absolutely loves it now that you get to ride him more often bc of how comfortable that position is for you. the sight of your breasts bouncing as you ride him and the way your belly weighs and brushes against his flesh are the one reason he keeps finishing too soon. but there’s always more than just one round and with each round he lasts longer. it’s like you being pregnant has put a spell on him and he is back to being a horny teenager that wants to fuck you all the time.

#[ ai—mail ] #[ ♡ ] — satoru #okay....this concept is eating me alive actually............... #i am spiraling so bad like SO SO BAD #gojo x reader #pregnancy freak!satoru

[the-travelling-bitch]

i demand an explanation-

act fool act fool act fool act fool

ahem, just imagine…

a deep, melodic voice, brushing right against your ear as his warm breath fans the side of your cheek; he pulls back as you lower your head in embarrassment at the heat flushing your face just from his words alone but he’s not having any of it

with two fingers under your chin he’s tilting your head up to meet his gaze, entrancing eyes swirling with something darker as his other hand on the small of your back pulls you flush against him, letting you feel the bulge in his pants

“you’ll be good for me, won’t you, doll?”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… zhongli, al-haitham, kaeya, draken, osamu, semi, lucifer, malleus

he’s teasing, you know he is, but there’s not much you can do about it; no, not when he has you sat between his legs with your knees hooked over his thighs as his fingers flutter over your skin, dangerously close to where you need him most but never. quite. there.

this is how it has been all day; a fleeting touch here, an amused whisper in your ear there and your thoughts were spiralling out of control just like that, getting more lewd the more you tried to fight them off

and you also know he’s enjoying this, riling you up and acting coy about it later on, biding his time until you give up and give in, begging him to do something; his chuckle vibrates against your back, enough to make you whine out for him again before his fingers finally run through your soaked slit to collect your arousal

“look at you, so worked up all because of a few words? tell me what’s been running through that pretty head of yours~”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… childe, bachira, reo, asmo, belphie, solomon, koko, hanma, ran, suna, oikawa, mattsun, jamil, leona, lilia, ace

soft praise is rolling off his tongue like honey, clouding your head and slowing your thoughts; not that you’d need to think much anyway right now, all that mattered was the feeling of plush lips on yours, biting down on your bottom lip gently before he pulls back, so you can catch your breath

his knuckles brush over the bones of your cheeks and you lean into his touch, basking in the comfort of his warm and familiar embrace; attentive eyes study your features as if he saw them for the first time, drawn to the movement of his thumb swiping across your kiss-swollen mouth

“you’re the prettiest sight i’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing. truly, nothing could ever compare”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… kazuha, diluc, thoma, satan, barbatos, simeon, akaashi, kita, chigiri, isagi, inui, mitsuya, riddle, trey, jade, vil, silver

somewhere in the back of your head you wonder if he ever shuts up; he’s been running his mouth since your innocent kiss evolved into something a little friskier, tongues tangling together and your hand gripping his hair tightly

his babbling turned more incoherent the second his hips bucked against yours, in desperate search for friction to relieve the tension building in his stomach; how could you not give him what he wants when the roll of your hips forces a whimper as pretty as this from his throat?

“fuck, you always feel so good, baby; you’ll let me make you feel good to, right?”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… mammon, levi, gorou, hinata, shinichiro, takemitchi, ruggie, idia, kalim

he’s so mean, downright cruel, words not even teasing anymore but already mocking you in that condescending tone; he knows you love it that way though and he’s holding that fact over your head, making white hot shame burn through your veins

as if your sweet whimpers aren’t evidence enough, the clenching of your cunt around him certainly is; with one hand around your throat he’s making sure your looking right at him while he’s making you agree with the lewdest of statements

“what’s with the tears, sweetheart? i thought you liked being used like my personal little cock sleeve? so be good and take what i give you”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… scara, pantalone, sae, kaiser, futakuchi, izana, floyd

stoic and expression unreadable, a few deep grunts and groans are what you mostly get to hear, his actions doing most of the talking instead, big hands splayed on your hips and pulling you back down onto him with every thrust

but then again, his mouth practically moves on his own when you keep whimpering his name, pulling him back in with every flutter of your walls; you don’t think he even knows he’s talking to you, doesn’t even consciously try to make you melt under his touch more; the bluntness of his words is what has your head spinning, the genuine way he merely describes what he sees and feels when he’s got you spread so nicely for him

“this is the spot, isn’t it? can feel your cunt clench, ‘s real tight around me right now, you’re making it so hard to move”

˗ˏˋ– i’m thinking… xiao, nagi, rin, kunigami, beelzebub, rindou, sakusa, iwaizumi

wow, i got way off track, what were we talking about again—

obviously, no character is solely in one category only but these were my initial thoughts, i’ll see myself out now (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

#˗ˏˋ– signed by holly #˗ˏˋ– meet & greet #˗ˏˋ– fan mail from mei ♡ #jsjsisjsb #i have no excuse #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact smut #blue lock smut #blue lock x reader #obey me x reader #obey me smut #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu smut #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers smut #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland smut #minors dni

[chaotic-mystery]

If you're down to write this, could i request a joel x reader smut with them in the full nelson position? 👀 i dont think ive ever seen it written for him! ♡

Before You Go | J.M.

Pairing: joel miller x f!reader

Summary: Joel has to leave for patrol duty soon but you need his attention first.

Warnings: SMUT 18+ only mdni! PWMP, Asscrack of dawn sex, pet names, a smidge of daddy kink in there, unprotected p in v, nipple play, cream pie, dirty talk. Let me know if I missed anything!

Word Count:1.2K

Early mornings before Joel had to leave for patrol duty always turned into him grabbing you in his arms and telling you, "Jus' five more minutes baby I swear." You'd giggle still half asleep with your back flush against his chest and hum softly to yourself while he lightly fell back asleep for those few short moments.

It didn't start off any different this morning, your back pressed against him tightly like every morning. Only this time he noticed you were wearing a tank top that was stuck to you like a second skin. Joel's big hand snakes around and grabs your hip, hiking the material up to expose your skin.

"Hmmm, what's this you got on baby doll?" He mumbles against the crook of your neck as he bites the soft flesh gently before pressing a kiss on the bite mark.

“Yeah honey? You want me to give you some extra attention this mornin’? Look ‘atcha, needy little thing.” Nodding your approval, you whimper as you push against his front with your ass, the whimpers mixing deliciously with his barely audible grunts. Your eyes haven’t even opened yet and his hand was dipping into your panties, the sweet sticky folds slipping between his fingers.

“Oohhhhh fuck baby girl, were you just gonna keep all this to yourself?” His other hand that was tucked under your head wraps around your throat, his mouth pressing sloppy kisses against your cheek.

“Mm-mm, of course not Joel.” A giggle of overwhelming pleasure comes from your lips as his fingers bounce back and forth between rubbing your needy clit and your aching hole just begging to be stuffed full of his cock.

Joel’s hand releases your throat and trails down your chest, yanking your tank top down below your breasts. A grunt vibrates against your ear before Joel mutters, “these perfect fuckin’ tits. God damn you’re absolutely killin’ me princess. Half of me wants to take my time with ya, love on ya the way ya deserve it. But the other half of me…” He presses a sloppy kiss to your neck again as he pinches your nipples between this thumb and index finger.

“The other half of me wants to jus’ have my way with ya, really show ya how crazy ya make me.” Joel’s last few words were muffled by his kisses on your neck again, your mouth open and soft moans coming out of it. Every time he wanted to ravage you like a fucking animal just did something to you. It was sexy the way he couldn’t get enough of you no matter how many rounds you go.

“Oh fuck- please J-Joel please fuck me. I need you so bad ple-ease- mmmm”

The overstimulating feeling from his hands pinching your nipples and playing with your soaking wet pussy in your panties had you so turned on you’d agree to anything, you needed him.

Joel’s hand exits from your panties, the cold damp fabric falling against your pussy and sending a chill up your spine. “Take these off sweet girl. Now.” The waistband snaps against your skin as he hooks his finger around it enough for it to raise a tad before he lets go quickly.

He watches you closely as you push down your panties and kick them to the floor, your tank top not far behind. Joel moans and wipes his face as he scans over your gorgeous body.

“God damn baby girl. C’mere, I gotta have you right now.” He growls at you as he takes off his boxers, cock springing up and dripping pre-cum. His fist closes around the tip and tugs gently while he looks at you, imagining everything he’s about to do to you.

You get right back where you were and he grumbles, “No no no, get up here baby.” And tugs you up on him, his knees bent up and your back on his chest. He reaches under your thigh as your legs are on either side of his to hold yourself up and smacks his cock against your clit roughly, eliciting moans from you.

Without warning he shoves the swollen head inside your entrance and grabs your hips to push you down on his cock. “So fuckin’ tight around me, my god darlin’.”

Joel hooks his arms under your thighs right in the crook of your knees and pulls up, your feet dangling in the air as he starts pumping inside you. The wet squelching from your pussy fills the room and bounces off the walls, gaining moans from the pair of you.

“Fuc-k fuck Joel oh my god, fuck me just like that.” You moan out, and breathe deeply as you can feel him hitting you deep inside.

His hands hold the sides of your face with your legs still pressing against your chest. “Yeah baby you like when daddy’s got you so wrapped up you can’t go no where? Such a nasty girl.” He teases and pounds into you harder his balls start smacking against your pussy. Joel slows the speed but keeps ramming into you, grunting with every smack against you.

“Yeah baby, take this fuckin’ cock in that tight little pussy. Stay right there, right fuckin’ there” His teeth grit together and he moans louder when he hears how much you’re whimpering.

Your eyes squeeze shut once more at the pleasure coursing through your body and your arousal dripping down his cock and balls.

“Faster Daddy please, I wanna cum so badly for you.” Your toes curl and stomach starts to cave from your deep breaths. His thrusts pick up speed again and his balls clap against you once more, sticking slightly to your pussy as everything is coated in your slick.

“Yeah cmon darlin’. Be a good girl for daddy and cum all over my cock. Squeeze around me so I can cum inside you baby. Cmon baby..fuckkkk.”

Right about now you’d be squirming against him trying to run away from it feeling so good but he’s got you twisted you can’t go anywhere. All you can do is moan louder and louder at your impending orgasm building in your tummy.

“Joel- fuck- I’m gonna cum I’m- im gonna cum yes daddy yes- I’m cummi-“ your words are cut short by the squeals and cries as your orgasm floods your body. Joel groans at the sight of seeing how good your orgasm feel and he’s not too far behind you while he pumps deeper and deeper into you, panting he’s gonna fill you full.

He unhooks your legs and drops them down beside his as he unloads his cum in your pussy. Grunting with each pump, Joel holds your hips to keep you still.

He stays inside you as he grows soft, cock still twitching every so often. You both are panting, trying to catch your breath as you lay your top half on the bed and your bottom half still on Joel.

The small beads of sweat sit delicately on his forehead and the morning sun starts to pour inside the room from beyond the trees.

“Fuckin’ hell baby. You’re trynna kill me by expecting me to go to work now.” He chuckles and kisses your shoulder softly. You giggle and get off of him, rolling over on your tummy. “Just make sure you’re ready for round two later.”

#mail ♡ ྀ received #joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #pedro pascal #joel miller #joel miller x you #the last of us #joel x reader #joel miller x female reader #joel miller x f!reader #pedro pascal joel miller #joel miller pedro pascal #daddy-din !

[winternymphaea]

custom chainmail bridal overdress by falconiereshop on instagram ♡

#how stunning is this??? ♡ #fashion #chainmail #chain mail #bridal #wedding #aesthetic #knightcore #nymphaea's whispers

[prishdish]

LISTEN LISTEN HEAR ME OUT SNSNSJAA

.BEHAHANSNSAJRHWHA

dom! mean Scara, xiao, or like extra teasy heizou, all with a SLEEPERRER build 🤤 x Sub!reader AND OMGMGMG LISTEN,,, SO READERS HORNY

BUT THEYRE PARTNERS TIRED SO THEYRE ALL LIK "just ride my hand" AND YK WITH THE SLEEPER BUILD, READER THINKS ITS LOWK IMPOSSIBLE UNTIL THEY PULL OUT THE UNEXPECTED MUSCLES AND YEAH 😇😇

anyways ur work is soso good 😉

ok bye fr hehe

HJSGJGD THIS IS SO GOOD

heizou telling you to ride his hand because hes a HUGE tease and youre all whiny but compliant so youre tryna hold yourself up on his arm and ride it but its too hard. SOO he flexes so you can hold onto his firm muscles while he teasingly pumps his fingers into your cunt slowlyyy until you beg him to go faster. So he goes faster until youre a whiny mess on his fingers, overstimulated and begging him to keep going while hes palming his clothed boner with his other hand, eyes not leaving your face as your beautiful moans keep spilling out~

tags: @kashiiwi @stygianoir @unsavoy-melon @rubywonu @babbledabble25

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[amethvysts]

ai liv eu amo TANTO o cenário vc e enzo na casa de praia, passam o dia juntos, no fim do dia ficam agarradinhos na rede e depois ele te comendo lentinho 😓 se você desenvolver isso serei feliz pra sempre

ai, diva, pq esse cenário realmente é meu sonho de consumo 🤧

logo no início do relacionamento, vocês decidem sair juntos em viagem. afinal, você só conhece uma pessoa numa viagem, né? então, embarcam numa roadtrip deliciosa pra alguma cidade no litoral. é ele que dirige, mas você toma conta da playlist e a viagem inteirinha é repleta de conversas sobre a paisagem, memórias de infância e um carpool karaoke muito improvisado.

dias de férias são daquele jeito que vocês já estão acostumados. acordar bem cedo pra aproveitar as praias — que o enzo sabe exatamente onde fica porque ele que planejou o itinerário e sabe olhar mapas —, ficar o dia de molho na areia até tarde, voltar pra casa que vocês alugaram, tomar um banho e meter o pé pra aproveitar a cidade e as feirinhas. compram anel combinando e ele sai comprando aquelas camisas de “fui pra não-sei-onde e lembrei de você” pra família.

mas, é claro que no meio da viagem vai rolar aquela vontade de um contato mais íntimo. vocês não são de pedra! e tão viajando justamente pra se conhecer! além disso, não é como se o enzo não ficasse duro sempre que te vê andando pra lá e pra cá com o teu biquininho vermelho. ou se ele não tivesse vontade de só arredar tua calcinha pro lado sempre que te vê paradinha na cozinha de manhã, usando só uma camisa dele e uma calcinha de renda que catou na mala, e te comer contra o balcão.

então, quando vocês transam pela primeira vez na viagem, acontece de forma muito natural, mesmo que estejam um pouco estabanados pelo tesão acumulado. os dias agitados não estavam permitindo que vocês só curtissem uma leseira dentro de casa, descansando, e quando surge a oportunidade, nenhum de vocês vai negar. depois de um lanchinho gostoso no café da tarde, isso é tudo o que vocês dois mais querem.

por isso, ele vai te beijar da cozinha até chegarem no quarto. a boca envolvendo a sua em um beijo lentinho, mas que deixa bem claro que ele quer te comer todinha. as mãos exploram o seu corpo, apertando a polpa da sua bunda até subir pros seus peitos, antes de agarrar sua nuca. ele chega até te olhar de cima, os olhinhos cor de âmbar semicerrados enquanto ele morde o seu lábio, se afastando só pra sussurrar o quanto precisa te foder.

é o tipo de foda em que ele se dedica a admirar e amar cada partezinha do teu corpo. as mãos traduzem em toque o quanto ele te venera e a boca murmura elogios contra a sua pele, já quente por ficar debaixo do sol por tanto tempo. distribui beijos molhados nas marquinhas do seu biquíni, deixa marcas de dente contra o corpo bronzeado, “você não faz ideia do que faz comigo, nena”.

antes de finalmente entrar em você, enzo aproveita pra só encostar o pau contra sua buceta. esfrega, te provoca, quase colocando a pontinha só pra subir e alcançar teu clitóris mais uma vez. apoia suas pernas nos ombros largos e usa da posição pra trilhar beijos ardentes da sua panturrilha até o pé. mas segura os teus tornozelos assim que, pra acabar com a tortura, se afunda em você. joga a cabeça pra trás, deixando um gemido longo e aliviado rasgar a garganta.

é um amorzinho que vai noite adentro. as mãos e as palavras cheinhas de carinho te confortam e te instigam a testar novas posições, a falar todas as sacanagens que surgem na tua cabeça — o que, se fosse com qualquer outro cara, você jamais cogitaria confessar em voz alta. te estufa, pressiona o seu ventre sempre que te sente gozar e coloca as tuas vontades a frente das dele, sempre. os quadris batendo contra os seus, numa foda barulhenta e deliciosa, não querem só te trazer ao ápice, mas enzo quer que você sinta prazer como nunca sentiu antes.

só vai parar quando vocês estiverem realmente muito cansados pra continuar, quando sentir que só de te tocar a pele, você treme e tenta se afastar dele, super estimulada. aí, vai te chamar pra deitar nos braços dele, te aconchegando até recuperarem a respiração, e então, quer te deixar super confortável na cama pra te limpar. “a gente deixa o banho pra amanhã, tá, amor?” não precisa muito pra te convencer, mas as palavras saem com tanto amor dos lábios do uruguaio que você só consegue assentir, com a cabeça vazia.

#⋆ ࣪. amethvysts ۫ ⁎ #acho que falei demais #meu cérebro delirante de febre me ajudou a psicografar esta #⭒ ݁ . you've got mail! #◟♡ ˒ anon #enzo vogrincic #lsdln

[morbiderotica]

could you do reader having a threesome with matt and mello (established relationship) please? 😳

─ ★ bend me over! … fem!reader

"Look at you." Mello cooed from behind you, his cock rutting deep into your cunt. "What a little slut." Matt chimed in with his head thrown back in pleasure. You gagged as Matt's cock hit the back of your throat.

"You like that? You like sucking Matt's cock while I take you from behind?" Mello's fingertips indented your skin, his teeth gritted together, basking in the pleasure. Your moans and whines were muffled and tears were forming in your eyes.

Matt whimpered as he got closer to orgasm. "Fuckk." He sucked in a sharp breath. "Sucking me off so good." He praised, his hand tugging on your hair harshly. Your body felt weak and your arms trembled and struggled to keep you up, your hand grasping Matt's thigh for support.

Mello's pace was slow but rough, pulling all the way out and brutally pounding back into your throbbing cunt. Your clitoris ached from lack of attention, your cunt clenching repeatedly trying to stimulate your clit. Mello soon got the hint, wrapping his arm around your body and letting his fingers work your clit.

"So fucking needy." Mello groaned as you clenched around him again. "Fuck, cumming." Matt whined as his orgasm approached, his hand in your hair pulling your hair as he came. His cum coating your mouth.

"Swallow." Mello commanded knowing Matt was too fucked out to say anything right now. You complied with Mello's demand, swallowing Matt's load. "Good girl." He kissed your shoulder as you regained your breath, being able to breathe better now that Matt's cock wasn't fucking your throat.

Matt lazily pets your hair as if to apologize for tugging on it so hard earlier. Mello's grip on your hips tightened and his thrusts became sloppy. He groaned as he came into the condom, your cunt milking his cock.

He continued to fuck you, helping you reach your own climax. Quiet whines and moans filled the room as Mello overstimulated himself. You bit your lip as you felt the familiar knot form. "Please, Mello!" You moaned, your throat still sore from the earlier events.

Matt slid himself under you, moving Mello's hand away from your clit and replacing it with his tongue. "Oh my god!" Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you cum. Your arms and legs shaking, and your body ready to collapse.

Mello fucked you through your orgasm, pulling out when he thought you've had enough. Matt still laid under you, his tongue still messing with your clit, thoroughly enjoying the way you squirmed from the overstimulation.

"Do you think I can make her cum again?" He asked Mello with a laugh. The vibrations of his laughter make your cunt wet again. Mello brings his fingers down to your cunt, checking how wet you already were. "She's fucking soaking." He laughed as he mocked you.

Matt brought his tongue to your entrance, checking Mello's hypothesis. He smirked when he felt how wet you were. Matt leaned all the way back on the bed, pulling you by your thighs onto his face. You bit your lip as he began fucking his tongue into you.

Mello moved in front of you, sitting you up instead of your position on all fours. "You alright?" He wiped some of Matt's cum off your face with his thumb, sucking it off his finger after. You nodded as you moaned with your mouth agape.

Mello straddled Matt's hips and grabbed his half-hard cock, rubbing both of their cocks together. Matt whimpered at the contact. You could feel your second orgasm approaching. You watched intently as your boyfriends chased their second orgasms.

"Oh fuck, Matt." Mello groaned, Matt's face still buried in your cunt. "Fuck, 'm gonna cum!" You gasped out, grinding yourself on Matt's face eager for your orgasm. Matt whined, the pleasure of you on his face and Mello on his cock was too much for him. You and Matt came at the same time, letting out moans as you did so.

"Both of you are such sluts." Mello degraded with a groan. You moved off Matt's face, sitting next to him as you watched Mello continue to rub their cocks together. "Mello, fuck, fuck, fuck." He draped an arm over his eyes as Mello overstimulated him.

It wasn't long until Mello was cumming onto Matt's stomach. "Holy fuck." Mello's breath was heavy, his hands rubbing soothing patterns on Matt's waist. "You okay, pretty boy?" Matt nodded already drifting off to sleep.

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[angel-gone-south]

Stan Marsh/Feminine!GN!Reader:

Shitfuck Downtown

ok. so i have no idea why the title is that. It was like 2? am when i wrote that plan list i think. this is so silly

cw: vomit, feminine reader (pronouns still ‘you’ or ‘they’)

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You huffed. This was bullshit. Your mom had sent you to live with your cousin, Rebecca, in South Park. The state of Colorado put a sour taste in your mouth.

But here you were, stuck shopping with your cousin and her stupid airheaded friend, Bebe. (You promised you meant that in the best way possible. Mostly.) You felt a little guilty at the jealousy that brewed a little, but held both feelings down with an iron fist. You were not ruining your cousin’s chances: you saw how she looked at that girl.

So, you were a third wheel sometimes. But when you weren't, Bebe was really sweet, and helped you pick out some new clothes for when school starts the next week. They were cute! Some skirts with some leggings for underneath and cute graphic tees and some long sleeves that complimented your complexion. No wonder Red liked this girl so much, she was fashion-forward, people-smart, and gorgeous.

They went into the in-mall Red Robin, and you ditched so they could have a cute date. After putting your shit in Red's car, you puttered around the mall more.

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Eventually you found a nice place and sat, wallet under your thigh as you sipped at a milkshake you'd gotten. You were perched gracefully, one thigh slung over the other, skirt flowing just over your knees.

Not so graceful, however, was the group of boys who walked up beside you. One wolf whistled, clapping another on the back.

"Maybe they can help you get over your elementary school girl, Stanley." His toothy smile earned him a glare from the boy he'd knocked to his knees in front of you with a hit.

"Shut up Kenny!" He clapped a large hand over his mouth, scrambling to stand and dashing towards the nearest bathroom. The whistler smirked at his fleeting form, turning towards you.

"Don't worry, sweets, that means he likes you."

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You went home with Red soon after that, absolutely rocked by that encounter. Her response to you was only laughter when you'd told her, so you huffed and laid on your bed.

Your phone pinged, and you rolled on to your stomach with your feet pointed in the air, stockings still on but skirt exchanged in favor of short shorts. It was the group text your cousin had made with you and her girlfriends.

redpunk: im so srs rn guys (nickname) saw stan at the mall 2day. redpunk: he puked LOOOOL babe-ayy: wht?!?! srs?!? dam wendy hes finally off yr hype train!! wends: Thank goodness lol nickiboardgamez: kenny told clyde and clyde is telling, like EVERYONE that stan has a crush on the new kid heidihippie: woooow real romantic redpunk: its fkn grody!! STANLEY MARSH w my cousin?? unthinkable. he does not even meet the bar for good enough sanriomarj!!: aw shucks, it's kinda cute! what do you think, (name)? (username): uhhh idek who tf he is lol? all ik is he dated wendy off n on since elem. babe-ayy: so real. is he like, cute tho? wends: Lighten up Bebe! They don't have to say (username): no shez good. idk? i mean yeah hes cute but what if he was just sick? we dont even kno if hes ACTUALLY into me lolol babe-ayy: 🙄🙄🙄 ik ur new here but babe-ayy: he only pukes when he sees someone he likes (username): first time 4 everythin? redpunk: 🙄🙄🙄

You hummed. We would just have to see on Monday, wouldn't we?

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[junicult]

okay so i love to crochet and i was wondering how you think the bachelors would react to like a handmade crocheted gift? like can you imagine giving harvey like a knit sweater or something like 🥰🥰

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omg as an AVID crochet lover myself, this is so cute. when i’m not writing i’m literally crocheting.

contains ; established relationship. fluff. gn!farmer, gender non-specified. drabble. this is lowkey sloppy but i haven’t posted in a few days & i wanted to post something lol. also i love crochet UGH this idea was so cute😭😭

i just imagine the first time they come over to your little cottage, they’re just observing the place absentmindedly while talking with you. the large blanket dangling over the couch, the potted plant hanging from the ceiling, the mug rugs on the tables. some notice it more then others (harvey & elliott lmfao) but otherwise they’re leaning against your crochet pillow without a deeper thought.

it’s probably not until you’re relaxing together, around the second or third time hanging out at your house when he looks over and you’re sitting cross-legged beside him, hunched a bit, crocheting so effortlessly it almost looks like you aren’t even paying attention to it.

“you made this?” he asks, shocked at how quickly you’re able to.

“hm? yeah, you didn’t know?” you laugh, now a little more self-aware of how your hands move, looking up at him.

sam would be starstruck, and now all of a sudden he stops caring about what’s playing on the tv and he’s asking you all sorts of questions about the hobby.

seb and shane would find it interesting, for sure. seb might even wanna learn it, he has long fingers & it’d be so easy for him. and shane would act super impartial aside from his initial comments, but he’s constantly looking over and watching you silently LMFAO.

dare i say alex is familiar with it, being it was probably a common hobby of evelyn’s that he’d be used to using her projects for comfort. maybe even his mom used to crochet a bunch, and he’d just sit and watch, mesmerized as a little kid.

harvey and elliott, however, would be so enthusiastic about it. they’d think it was so cool, especially harvey considering he finally learns you have a hobby that keeps you in the safety of your own home and away from danger LMFAOO.

but they’re all interested in the same thing, “what do you know how to make?”

“a lot, to be honest. i’ve got a few sweaters in my closet, but they aren’t necessarily the most comfortable to wear when i’m working.” you chuckle, continuing on the large blanket currently draped over both you and your boyfriend’s lap.

it’s almost hypnotizing them, while you talk, they’re leaning closer and closer.

i know they’d all be excited when you send them home with one of your smaller projects, despite it being an indirect gift. they’re still looking at it with the knowledge that you handmade it all on your own.

so when it’s a few weeks or months later, they’re much-acquainted with this hobby of yours because they’re constantly drowning in those blankets every time they come over—when you ask them, “what size shirt do you normally wear?” it doesn’t register why you’d possibly be asking that in their mind.

that’s not until their individual birthdays show up, and you’re beaming with a perfectly wrapped box in your hand.

“you didn’t have to get me anything,” he smiles all cliche, taking the box in his hands.

“oh hush and just open it.”

it’s much to his pleasure to rip the wrapping paper off, opening the box to see the softest knit sweater laying perfectly folded right in front of his eyes.

“did you make this?”

“maybe,” you drawl. “do you like it?”

he lifts it up, watching it unfold to it’s full length. it was made with thicker yarn, definitely something intended for winter. it was almost instinct for him to press it against his chest, even more so when you reach to stretch the arms over his own to see if your measurements were right.

“i love it, it’s so soft. when did you make this?” he asks, because now that he thinks about it, he doesn’t even remember seeing this anywhere in your house.

“a couple weeks ago. i just kept it in my drawer. do you want to try it on?”

you don’t have to ask him twice; he’s throwing it over his t-shirt, a little more carefully then he’s ever put on any other item of clothing. before he turns to the mirror, he faces you with a little grin.

“you look handsome. i knew that color would like nice on you.” you smile, giving him exactly what he wanted to hear while looking him up and down.

when you gesture towards the mirror, he takes a look on his own. maybe it’s because you made it, and it was a gift from you, but suddenly—this is his new favorite sweater.

because someway somehow you got his perfect measurements, the sleeves cuffing right at his wrists, the hem perfectly braided right along where the waistband of his pants start, and, you were right. that color does look nice on him.

he spends the rest of that evening with it on, not even bothering to take it off because it feels just like his favorite blanket of yours.

it’s an even bigger plus when you slide your arms around his waist, pressing your cheek against the soft material as another excuse to give him a hug—probably the biggest advantage to his new favorite sweater.

and believe me, months will pass, even more sweaters will be gifted, yet; he’ll continue to show up at your door for another date night, cozily snug in his favorite present he’s ever received.

#˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ mail 💌 #this was kinda lazy :( #i didn’t want to make it a whole huge post bc i actually wanted to post it LMFAO #(i have 53 unfinished drafts 🤗) #ੈ✩‧₊˚ headcanons #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelor hcs #harvey x farmer #sdv harvey #sdv harvey x reader #sdv harvey x farmer #alex x farmer #sdv alex x farmer #sdv alex x reader #sdv sam #sdv sam x farmer #sdv sebastian x reader #sdv sebastian x farmer #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv shane x farmer #sdv shane x reader #sdv elliot x farmer #sdv elliott #sdv elliott x reader #sdv alex #sdv sam x reader #sdv elliot x reader

[anchoeritic]

ellie would be defo be the type so tease you and mock your moans after she fucks you

absolutely. it happens during aftercare and when she’s wiping up the mess in between your thighs, laying kisses on the love bites she left on your skin from before. “uh, ellie!” you’d hear her mock you from below, the palettes of your cheeks growing hot from embarrassment. “fuckfuckfuck, please!—“ a hand would clamp over her mouth before she could go any further with humiliating you. honestly, she thought it was hot. there was nothing to be embarrassed about. “shut up, i hate you.” only a smirk could be seen on her face when she looks up at you, waaaaaiting to hit you back with another one of your moans. “you weren’t saying that when my cock was sittin’ pretty inside of you.”

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[gojoest]

LACTATION KINK GOJO 🫣

i usually don’t go there but damn . DAMN…..bc this makes so much sense with pregnancy freak satoru….i feel like he unlocks new kinks when you’re expecting, bc your breasts go through changes too, and lactation kink is one of them. the first time your nipples open up a bit and start leaking during lovemaking, spraying all over his chest as you ride him, he cums . he cums SO HARD and then gets hard all over again, harder than ever even, like so rock hard that it hurts him, while latching onto your nipples in a crazed haze sucking and draining them both 🫠 his brain probably doesn’t register his actions bc it’s just a primal instinct that gets hold of him…….

#[ ai—mail ] #tw lactation #tw pregnancy #okay….pregnancy freak satoru might be unlocking new things for me too……. #[ ♡ ] — satoru #pregnancy freak!satoru

[4izawas]

Hello! How about kitty Aizawa humping your pillow >_<

𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: nsfw | 𝐰/𝐜: 1.08k | 𝐜𝐰: pillow humping, hybrids, prev established relationship.

closing the door behind yourself, you toss your keys into the table in the foyer and stretch with a groan. god, you hated in-building workdays — and you’d had them every day this week and more than half of last week too. you could only grumpily be grateful that you’d been able to get off earlier today.

“shouta, i’m home!” you call quietly, receiving no response.

unbothered, you toe off your shoes and gently nudge them into a half-neat position along the wall before you step further into your home and shed your suit jacket as well, tossing it on the back of a chair at the kitchen table as you scrunch your toes up at the feeling of the cold tile beneath your feet. glancing at the counter, you sigh in relief upon realizing that shouta had forgotten to set out the frozen chicken like you’d asked before you’d left; normally you’d be a little upset, but you really didn’t feel like cooking tonight, so this was a blessing in disguise that meant you could just order in and throw your feet up. 

pulling out your phone, you type in a quick order to shouta’s favorite fast food place and then throw it onto the couch with a sigh, turning on the tv after and lazily flicking through the channels before stopping on the nature channel with a sigh.

maybe netflix would have something more interesting?

a sharp cry from your bedroom has you muting the tv and freezing to listen, your heart racing nervously; was shouta hurt? was that why he’d not answered you? god, what if someone had broken in and hurt him?! there weren’t any signs of a break in, and shouta was very much able to defend himself, but god you’d been gone so long-!

a cry of your name has you rushing to the bedroom, reaching it in record time. you open the door with wide eyes and a worried heart, but your question to shouta dies on your lips as you see what your cat hybrid is actually up to. 

“m-more, more, more~!” he gasps, what looks like tears sparkling in the corners of his good eye as he thrusts sharply against the soft cotton pillowcase with his mouth agape and a line of drool threatening to run down his chin; the fangs in his mouth glinted sharply in the soft  light coming through the cloth of the curtains as the fluffy pillow you used every night was clenched tightly between his muscular thighs. “fuck — fu-uck, please!” 

your jaw drops a little in surprise as you stand in the doorway and watch, unable to do anything else as a coil of heat begins building in your lower belly at the sight of shouta this way, his bare cock dragging across the cloth aggressively and leaving dark wet spots behind as he whines and moans from the feeling that, according to what he was groaning, wasn’t enough. “please, please — yes, more!” he moans lowly, the last word long and drawn out as his thrusts get more and more messy and his tail whipping and writhing behind him. shifting slightly on your feet and clenching your own thighs together, you keep watching without hesitation as your heart begins to beat faster for an entirely different reason. .

so this is why the sheets have been washed every afternoon before i get home, you think, watching the way the tip of his thick length runs along the seam of your pillow, clearly feeling good enough for him to throw his head back over before hastily folding the pillow without looking and shoving his cock into the place he’d made for himself in it and resuming the manic thrusts that only get messier and messier. a longer, low cry coupled with a swift stuttering of his hips is warning enough that he’s about to cum, and you watch with lust-darkened eyes as he keens loudly and curls around the pillow, humping it aggressively while letting out shaky moans and cries. “yes, yes, yes — fuck, please, so good-!” he whimpers, his body shaking, and as he slowly relaxes into the bed with his tail swishing pleasantly from side to side you finally decide to let your presence be known. 

“what a show,” you say softly, and he jumps to look at where you were standing, his one dark eye wide and shocked. obviously he’d not heard you come in, too wrapped up in his previous activity, and considering you lived here he couldn’t exactly go by your scent entering the house — especially not in your own bedroom. 

“i — how — when did-?!” he stutters, his cheeks pinkening as he stares at you from the bed, and you laugh softly as you slowly approach. 

“a lot of it, shou’,” you murmur, voice fond and hot, and his ears flick back in embarrassment as he turns away from you. you just laugh again and sit next to him on the bed before cupping his head in your hands and drawing him close so his head rests on your chest; his skin is warm and his hair is messy, and you find yourself combing out the knots with your fingers as you tease him. “have i left you alone too long, baby? were you so bored and needy here without me?” you ask, playfully mocking him, and he groans and turns to bury his face in your chest. “aww, you just wanted my attention on you and not work, huh-?”

“stop making fun of me,” he mumbles into you, “you’re so fuckin’ mean t’me,” and you laugh softly and cradle him close.

“shhh, it’s all in good fun, baby,” you promise lowly before flipping the two of you so you’re straddling his bare body, his eyes wide beneath you as he looks up at where you were grinning playfully. your eyes twinkle as you say, “i ordered dinner. a few minutes ago and i’m off work until the twenty-seventh — how about you fuck me better than you’ve been fucking my pillow so you can actually be satisfied?”

he grins up at you and throws his arms around you, flipping you both again as he begins to tug at your clothes while growling into your mouth then against your skin as he begins nipping his way down your neck. 

“i’m guessing that’s a yes,” you gasp softly, crying out as he bites at your now bared nipple. 

“yes,” he growls, then starts nipping again. “now quiet; gotta fuck you better, don’t i?”

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[hisbitchhh]

When he was about to be the Geto to your Gojo but he started to explore another girl's domain:

Guys I'm literally the Satoru Gojo!!!!!

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