Just a reminder with spring on the horizon and gifts of flowers being more common, LILIES ARE TOXIC TO CATS!
And by TOXIC I mean even just a few pollen grains or the water from a vase holding cut lilies or even just biting into a stem or leaf can cause fatal kidney failure.
If you have cats, please keep true lilies (any plant from the genus Lilium) out of your home or garden
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(missing the) target practice
*points at its 'ask me about my transformers rarepairs' shirt*
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Enid: Not that I don’t want to spend more time with you guys but my moms coming to pick me up soon so I should probably head back to the dorms and wait for her.
Morticia: Wednesday has told us much about your mother darling and we were very displeased to hear about how she treats you. So we’re going to bring you home with us.
Gomez: *locks the car doors*
Enid: …am I being kidnapped?
Gomez: No, no of course not.
Enid: So I can go?
Morticia: Well—
Gomez: The thing is—
Wednesday: No.
Morticia: It’s only temporary. We’ll bring you back with Wednesday for the new semester.
Wednesday: Thing has already delivered your mother the ransom note.
Gomez: A good fright will be exactly what she needs to appreciate her unique and most lovely daughter.
Enid:
Enid: This might as well happen. Can we get ice cream on the way back to your place?
Morticia: Certainly. Lurch! Take us to a parlour.
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one of the myriad things that I vehemently want the 5th wave of feminism to achieve is getting pornography and prostitution/sex work banned from the face of this planet. like get every porn site wiped off from the internet. and yes that includes getting rid of the OF too. we've seen enough of the capitalisation of sex or precisely of women & young girls. I mean after a noticeably exponential increase in the cases of sex/child trafficking from the past many years, it leaves us no choice but to eradicate it once and for all.
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POSSIBLE TW?? BIT OF BLOOD
WHAT IF!!!!!!!!! NIKOLAI SEWED ON 🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵FYODORS ARM????!!!! 💪💪💪💪💪🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡 THAT WOULD HONESTLY BE KIND OF SWEET AND SAD!!!!!!!! 😝😝😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😜😜😝😛😝😝
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[MC has posted a new status]
MC: I just want to fuck someone. Ugh.
[An all out war erupts at the HOL]
[MC has posted a new status]
MC: Lmaooo PUNCH* oops.
The guys all bloodied & bruised:
Lucifer: ...I'll get the van started, for the hospital...
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Losing weight is the only thing in my life that is making me feel alive frr😭
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the most popular indie games really be like "were not like those japanese video games we have DIVERSITY" then the diversity is all skinny 20 somethings with one whos ambiguously brown and maybe someone else whos nonbinary
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"maailma on paha paikka" väärin. bussikuski päästi just tyypin ilmaseks sisää bussii
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