#'SHE IS FOUR.'

[desceros]

I feel like Donnie would be mush for his teeny, itty bitty little baby girl.

someone has been peeking in my google drive again i see....

yeah i think he (rise donnie specifically since that's the papatello i'm working on) would be one of those dads who has a big talk about how he's so strict, about the intense regiment he has his kid on to maximize their development, and he's always the most annoying piece of shit at the PTA meeting. flex brag flex brag

but then his little toddler comes up to him on wobbly legs and puts her hands on his calf, tapping at him for his attention and looks up at him with paint all over her face from where she got into the art supplies at the back of the classroom and made a huge ass mess, and he just melts at her crooked little grin (bc dad is the favorite) and is completely incapable of chastising her in any shape or form

that changes when she grows up and starts to act so much like him that he HAS to be firmer with her. the first time he has to put her in time out they both ugly cry a lot

#ask tag #oh god. don't get me started on papatello anon-chan i am on a fuckin RAZOR THIN MARGIN HERE #'don. hon. listen. i love you so much.' #'...and yet i sense a *but* coming' #'...but you have GOT to stop hitting reply all and telling the entire school our daughter is the light of your life and the best child. #i got THREE phone calls from the principal at work this morning. also why isn't YOUR number the one on the file???' #'scoff. i shall stop doing it when it stops being true. also im doing important work that can't be interrupted.' #'but you can interrupt it long enough to draft a fucking five thousand word essay on why our child is the best of all time??!?' #'hm. you're right. it should probably be at least ten thousand. i need the space to discuss her academic achievements as well. good point.' #'SHE IS FOUR.' #papatello

[nerdpoe]

Danny is about to be kidnapped in Gotham This is not a good time.

He's studying for the SAT, he's already been kidnapped by Vlad like, four times that week and it was a fucking Tuesday, he forgot his wallet at his new apartment, locked himself out of said new apartment (he could phase through the door but that wasn't the point), he's just been informed that the grant he applied for was denied so he needs to ask his mom and dad for college funds when he'd already told them he had it covered, and just...it was shit.

It had been shit. The entire week had been awful and annoying and he was ready to either murder everyone on the planet or go find a corner to cry in for the next three days.

So when the band of wild goons working for whatever villain of the week pulled up and tried to kidnap him, he snapped.

He used them to vent.

Shouted about how terrible his day had been, how terrible his week had been, how he'd already been kidnapped by his creepy godfather who was way too into him, how college funding was shit and the grant system was rigged, and how he'd have to call a locksmith or break down the door to his own apartment if he wanted to go to bed-all of it. He unloaded all of his frustration.

The goons actually backed off.

One of them gave him an awkward side hug and told him it'd get better.

Danny wasn't paying attention to his surrounding. He doesn't realize that the whole thing was livestreamed.

So when he gets home to his apartment later that day, his door is opened for him by the vigilante Spoiler before he can even turn intangible.

She brought over BatBurger and kidnapped Bruce Wayne, Gotham's bumbling Prince, to talk about college grants.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #steph watched the livestream and felt GREAT SYMPATHY #so she actually did trick bruce into coming with her and breaking into an apartment as bruce wayne instead of batman #told him it was an important job #he clued in that it wasn't crime related after she told him to stay put so she could get food #sure fuck it he'll give this rando kid a grant #he'll pay for the whole thing education is important #literally no one looks into the whole “i've already been kidnapped four times this week” thing #cuz everyone gets kidnapped in gotham #well almost no one looks into it #jack and maddie fenton do when they see the clip #vlad learns the hard way not to piss off the people who design weapons specifically meant for you

[beggars-opera]

I work in a museum so I am the last person you want to visit a museum with. Unless you want to hear an endless stream of "there is no way this text had input from the educational team for average visitor clarity" "the old woman next to me complained she couldn't read the didactic panel and she's right, size 20 font simply isn't sufficient for this distance and even I can't read it" and "how does the brand new wing still have coat hooks five and a half feet off the ground in the handicap bathroom stall"

#museums #I bring a certain 'accessibility guidelines suggest 60pt font for a visitor standing or sitting four feet away' that curators don't like #except my curator because she's the best

[marisatomay]

blah blah blah aging tumblr population etc etc if you are ever visiting a family that just had a baby, and you know that they have other small children, bring a little something for each of the other kids. it doesn’t have to be anything fancy but, even the most charitable, well-behaved child starts feeling left out and lonely after the nth visitor brings gifts and attention for their parents and new sibling and, either isn’t there for them at all or the only engage with them about their baby sibling, especially since their parents have probably been completely consumed with the new baby. make their day and they will remember that bit of kindness and attention from you forever.

#like i still remember when my brother was born my sister and i were bored shitless in the hospital and really lonely #because all of the attention was on our parents and nate #or if people did even say hi to us it was just to ask if we were excited about the baby #but when my aunt visited before even saying hi to my parents she came right up to emma and i and gave us each a beanie baby #she’s the eldest of four so like. she Understood. #and that meant so much to us skjfkdjdjkfdkdkdk #yes this happened in 2000 yes i still remember it what about it!!!!!!!

[tiffycat]

pov youve been starkly reminded that your friend was raised rich

based off a real thing that continually occurs with my bsf

#i confronted her about it recently and she proceeded to show me four 100 dollar bills that she just has in her wallet and nothing else #tim “how much could a banana cost? ten dollars?” drake #tim drake #timkon #robin #red robin #conner kent #kon el #superboy #young justice #yj98 #dc #dc comics #1k #2k #3k

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday, December 13.

Andre Braugher, 1962-2023.

We are saddened by the news that actor Andre Braugher has passed away, aged 61, after a brief illness. But we are glad to celebrate the life and work of this deep-voiced, deadpan legend with a wealth of wonderful tributes from across the dashboard—as Tumblr pays tribute to this biggest, warmest of hearts the only way it knows how. Oh Captain, Our Captain.

#today on tumblr #andre braugher #raymond holt #brooklyn nine nine #frank pembleton #homicide life on the street #she said #fantastic four rise of the silver surfer #brooklyn 99 #holt #captain holt #cheddar #b99 #b99edit #b99 quotes

[chloesimaginationthings]

Bonnie tells the craziest stories in FNAF

#myart #chloesimagination #doodles #fnaf #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #vanessa fnaf #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #fnaf bonnie #Bonnie being the most aggressive of the four is funny in theory #dudes so chill then snaps #only beat out by the cupcake on aggression #Abby loves his stories tho she thinks it’s cool BAHA

[zivazivc]

do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

#bruce and clay join the fandom once floyd sends them letters saying he's been eating good ksjbhbfchf #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls branch #trolls john dory #freesia #trolls band together #this was a lot funnier in my head. i guess that's what you get when you don't lay down your panels from the start #my art #answered #freesia was all four of the brother's first crush (sorry i don't make the rules. it's just facts) #even floyd's who i headcanon is exclusively gay #jd and her started dating pretty young #and the other three had kid crushes on her because she was the big brothers cool girlfriend that made jd behave nice to them lmao #also almond and plum brownies <3 #floyd jd and branch all live in a sitcom in my head #it's beautiful #also i started coloring this and then i realized i actually DON'T want to spend another day on this when i can be drawing NEW comics

[bred-crumbs]

I’ve been thinking about this for hours now ​

#‘​​​four tooth brushes wife is about to enter a mode of party that has never been seen before industrial amounts of toilet paper’ #‘​shes about to hit the dating scene and it is about to hit the floor’

[mewvore]

growing close with a four armed girl

#dwpsart #multiple limbs #progression #fluff #shes worried about causing you problems socially #but society be damned that twice as much hug power #hugs from a woman with four arms would fix me

[mydairpercabeth]

Annabeth not getting movie references might be the cutest thing Ive ever seen

#we left kansas four days ago #MY BABYGIRL #SHES SO ADORABLE #MY MEOW #annabeth chase #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo #pjo tv #percy series #pjo tv show #leah sava jeffries

[happyfoxx-art]

Aftermath Impact 11 | TW: depiction of a seizure SHeS THEIR MOM  NOW SHES!! THEIR!! MOM!!! T_T

PREV | NEXT | FIRST 

#seizure #tw seizure #rotmnt #rotmnt aftermath comic #aftermath rotmnt comic #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise donnie #rise leo #rise raph #rise mikey #carol oneil #momma oneil #thats their MOM nOW #and those are her four turtle sons #mhm mhm #she loves them #i love them #weEEHHEHH

[bitacrytic]

I like that Marry My Husband didn't just give us a Cinderella moment for the female lead where she ditches her glasses for contacts and starts wearing form-fitting clothes. They also gave us a Cinderfella moment for the male lead where he ditches his glasses for contacts and starts wearing form-fitting clothes.

#equal rights you say? #marry my husband #because his suits in the first four episodes got on my nerves #when she mentioned it I WAS ECSTATIC!!! #not that I mind the glasses #but if they made the girl do it then I'm glad they made the boy do it too

[diviously]

(headcanon) how rika found her ace

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #rika #elite four rika #rika pokemon #gallade #paldean wooper #wooper #BECAUSE RIKA AND RINTO ARE PROBABLY RELATED #RINTO OWNS A GALLADE #SHE MUST'VE PASSED HIM TO HER BROTHER LMFAO #also rika looked like she owned a badass team before converting into... round poopoo mudfish #my art #my art - pokemon

[jjadmanii]

lucy gray really said i can excuse murder but i draw the line at lying and i respect that

#she got a whiff of toxicity and said BYE #what a queen got him on all fours and then said ‘actually no’ and skipped town 💀 #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #lucy gray baird #coriolanus snow #thg

[loosescrewslefty]

#the owl house #toh #huntlow #watching and dreaming #wad spoilers #watching and dreaming spoilers #toh hunter #willow park #god the progression here is E N D I N G me #four years later and he still loses all brain function if she touches him.... #the owl house spoilers