#(he's not wrong)

[sophsun1]

Psych – 7.14 No Trout About It

#userbbelcher #cinematv #filmtvcentral #userthing #smallscreensource #dailyflicks #chewieblog #userstream #userkitkat #userrlaura #usermandie #usergiu #usersugar #usermallory #psychedit #userrobin #usersavana #psych usa #he's not wrong #1k

[heybiji]

dandelion talks about how when he died it was like he was floating in a sea of black, and the paladin, lafavel, tries to talk him into finding a deity because he's worried about this warlock's soul*

*it doesn't work. dande gets defensively antagonistic

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #ocs #dnd art #dnd character #dnd oc #dandelion treehollow #lafavel adalhard #lafavel says i know you live a long time but you're not going to live forever #dande says well i have plenty of time #then an hour later forgets about the curse in his head that goes off if he wanders off on his own #and it does 30 psychic damage and almost kills him LOL #embarrassing behavior #dande's had some issues with the dark every since he got spirited away to meet his hag mom for the first time in a century and it was DARK #“it feels like that dark is following me...” #honestly very funny that the paladin is so concerned for dande's well being he's like bro you need jesus #he's not wrong #ravelers

[muzsmoux]

Accidentally switched to dub while Qi Rong was yapping about Hua Cheng and this lil greasy weasel fully went:

"EVERY TIME I SAY SOMETHING NASTY ABOUT YOU HE GETS ALL FIRED UP AND KICKS MY ASS, DID YOU BLIND HIM WITH YOUR HOLY LIGHT OR WAS IT SOME OTHER HOLY PART OF YOU???"

Bro???????????? Uncalled for???????

#qi rong is a die hard redditor i just know it #called that man a flat out simp #he's not wrong #but i wouldn't say it like THAT #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #qi rong

[incorrect911argoship]

Eddie: *sneezes*

Buck: Godzilla.

Eddie: Thank you.

Eddie: ...

Eddie: Wait, did you just say-

Buck: It’s non-denominational.

#incorrect 911 quotes #911 #911 abc #eddie diaz #evan buckley #chimney han #hen wilson #ravi panikkar #bobby nash #he's not wrong #anon submission #keep them coming

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Hey Lunar, what do you think of Moon and Sun? :3

#answered ask #fairy au #dca fairy au #ask lunar #fnaf daycare au #fnaf lunar #blue moon fairy #lunar fnaf #sassy lunar #he's not wrong #fnaf sun and moon #sundrop fairy #moondrop fairy #fnaf daycare attendant #full color palette

[hanitje]

#Swerve Strickland #Adam Page #Hangman Adam Page #AEW #All Elite Wrestling #AEW Dynamite #AEW Rampage #AEW Collision #AEW Zero Hour #Wrestling #Pro Wrestling #He's not wrong #you go get that AEW Championship

[zhouxiangs]

not me (2021) rewatch | EP 4: he must have lost his mind

#not me #not me the series #nmrewatch23 #nmep4 #nmrw2023s #seanwhite #sasa gifs #notmeedit #he's not wrong

[highwaytothedangerzone502]

Iceman: Oh god, what happened to you?

Maverick, flight suit practically burned off, covered in blood, with a black eye and scratch marks all over his face: I fell.

#he's not wrong #he just fell from the sky after exploding Darkstar #top gun #maverick #rooster #hangman #bradley bradshaw #phoenix #iceman #bob #icemav #incorrect quotes #top gun incorrect quotes #maverick x iceman incorrect quotes #incorrect top gun quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect completely correct quotes

[toothle-plama-blat]

Hiccup: alright Snotlout, ready to do the test of incomplete sentences?

Snotlout: yes

Hiccup: remember to answer quickly, with the first word that you think of

Snotlout: yeah i know

Hiccup: first one: i believe my father rarely...

Snotlout: thinks

Hiccup:

#how to train your dragon #source: my friends #httyd #httyd race to the edge #hiccup haddock #httyd hiccup #snotlout jorgenson #httyd snotlout #i mean #he's not wrong #and spitelout is an awful dad #incorrect quotes #incorrect httyd quotes

[kcsplace]

Bucky: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Buck: Uh, sure. Bucky: Thou art hot as fuck.

#mota #masters of the air #clegan #otp: what took you so long #john bucky egan #gale buck cleven #buck/bucky #buck x bucky #bucky/buck #bucky x buck #callum turner #austin butler #he's not wrong

[muffinlance]

Toddler, chugging from his purple unicorn water bottle: I am a pirate, I drink a lot

#I mean #He's not wrong

[yeamarvel]

Robert Downey Jr. & Christopher Nolan Answer The Web's Most Searched Questions (x)

#well #he's not wrong #robert downey jr #christopher nolan #mine* #gifs* #rdjedit #dailyrdjposts #marveledit #marvelgifs #ironamnedit

[petite-phthora]

Thank you...

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 10]

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Part 1

Ao3

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Private chat nicknames:

ImBaby= Danielle/Dani/Ellie

MiddleChild= Danny

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Danny rubs his eyes and stares at the laptop in front of him as he’s trying to focus. He’s currently at a table he claimed in his school’s library, and he’s been staring at his screen for a solid 25 minutes by now.

He currently has a free period, just before his last class of the day, so he decided to try and get some homework done now since he has less time after school today.

Because of his date.

He’s going on a date!

Due to the excitement, Danny can’t quite stop himself from grinning like a loon. To be perfectly honest, he hasn’t been able to stop grinning and blushing even since Red Hood had sent that last message.

It’s a date.

Red Hood had confirmed it’s a date!

The buzzing of his phone as he receives a message draws his attention away from his schoolwork even though it wasn’t on that anyway but on a certain kind and handsome vigilante.

Danny picks the device up and takes a look. Seeing Ellie had messaged him, he raises an eyebrow. Assuming it to be another one picture of her standing on some monument in human form in spaces humans without powers shouldn’t be able to get to, like a horse on a roof, he opens the chat.

Though…

That’s not a selfie on top of El Ángel de la Independencia in Mexico, he muses as he reads the text with a slightly confused frown.

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Private chat

~ ImBaby changed their name to SirEllieOfTheInfiniteRealms ~

~ SirEllieOfTheInfiniteRealms changed the name of MiddleChild to HisMajesty ~

SirEllieOfTheInfiniteRealms: once nightfall has cometh upon us, and the world has been plunged into darkness, though blood may be shed, be assured brother o mine, thine honor shall be guarded. i have formulated various challenges most onerous to confirmeth whether the helmed knight in red is righteous enough to court thee. for now, i will have to wish thee adieu, brother mine, as I will need to maketh some preparations for these mentioned challenges before I can enact them. as for the outcome of the trials i have set, i shall visit thee within the following fortnight bearing the news. until such time, i giveth thou farewell. ancients be with ye.  o7

HisMajesty: ???

HisMajesty: have you swallowed an encyclopedia again? 🤨

HisMajesty: didn’t know it would actually work with teaching you new words 🤔

HisMajesty: would’ve been good to know when I still had Lancer’s English classes 😔😔

HisMajesty: what does even this mean? 🤔🤔

HisMajesty: what are you planning??

HisMajesty: Ellie?

HisMajesty: no seriously, like

HisMajesty: have you been hanging out with CW lately?? 👀👀

HisMajesty: cause this is exactly the sort of cryptic shit I’d expect coming from him 😕😒

HisMajesty: not you

HisMajesty: …usually 😔

HisMajesty: unless he told you to tell me this??? 🤨 🤨

HisMajesty: but then again, he prefers to use his sticky notes to leave me cryptic messages..

HisMajesty: Ellie? 😟

HisMajesty: what are you doing????

HisMajesty: where even are you right now?? 🤔

HisMajesty: last I heard you were in Mexico 🇲🇽

HisMajesty: are you still there?

HisMajesty: Ellie

HisMajesty: please answer me 🙏🙏

HisMajesty: Ellieeeeee ☹️

HisMajesty: Elle

HisMajesty: Els

HisMajesty: Ella

HisMajesty: Elski

HisMajesty: Elleroonie

HisMajesty: Ellexandro

HisMajesty: Eljamin

HisMajesty: Ellodore

HisMajesty: 🥺

---

Danny stops messaging her when he realizes she’s not going to read any of his texts any time soon. He lets out a weary sigh.

What has she gotten herself into this time?

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Red Hood came to pick Danny up at his apartment at 12.50. He rang the doorbell this time. Before Danny can do so much as greet him, Red Hood hands him a box. Danny looks at it confused before moving his gaze onto Red Hood with the same expression.

“Here, for you” He grunts.

Danny looks back down at the box and under the stare of the helmed vigilante, that Danny can’t quite see due to the helmet. Danny takes it and opens it gingerly. Inside are what seem to be some kind of chocolate squares.

“It’s chocolate fudge. Homemade. Wasn’t quite sure what you would like…” Red Hood explains.

Danny looks back up and beams at him, cheeks turning slightly pink.

“Oh no, this is great! Thanks!”

He tries one out, under the watchful eye of Red Hood and Oh Ancients, they are delicious. Which Danny then also proceeds to verbalize.

“Oh my Ancients, these are amazing. Thank you so much!”

Danny gives him a quick hug, even lifting him slightly off the ground which does things to Red Hood (not that Danny noticed), as Red Hood lets out a soft “No problem” before letting go as he remembers something

“Oh wait! Before we go, I also have something for you as well!” Danny blurts out, quickly darting back into his apartment to get something, putting the box of chocolate fudge down on his counter.

He guesses Red Hood hadn’t quite expected that, as he was still frozen into place when Danny came back with his own gift for his date.

Danny hands over a small inconspicuous white box. Red Hood takes it and opens it before carefully taking out the sleek silver watch and turning it over.

As he’s looking it over, Danny starts talking again.

“Okay, okay, so I’ll explain what it does in a minute. First off though, put it on!” He says, jittery from nerves and excitement

He really hopes Red Hood will like it.

Red Hood silently does as he says and puts on the watch.

“Now turn to the wall and press that button right there!” Danny continues, pointing out a small button on the side of the watch.

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What Jason had expected to happen when he pressed the button on the watch, was for it to light up or turn on or something, maybe play a little tune or a nice message.

What Jason hadn’t expected to happen, was for a toxic green laser to shoot out of the watch and blast the wall in front of him, leaving behind a black scorch mark.

Stunned, Jason drops his gaze back onto the, now slightly smoking, ‘watch’ before turning his wide-eyed gaze back onto Danny. Danny, who seems to be practically vibrating in excitement and is eagerly awaiting his reaction.

��Do you like it? It’s the Fenton Watch Ray! I modeled it after the Fenton Wrist Ray, but I decided to make the design more sleek and inconspicuous. When pressing the button, it’ll release a highly pressurized ectoplasmic energy blast.

“You see, it takes in ambient ectoplasm from the surrounding area as fuel! So it won’t run out of energy and you don’t need to charge it! The ectoplasm it’s infused with also makes it more resistant, so it’s harder to break and you’ll be able to take it out on patrol with you if you need it!

“Don’t worry though! While it may look a little dangerous, it’s actually quite harmless to living humans! The most it’ll do is knock them down, or even out on some occasions. And there’s no lasting after-effects!

“Oh! And this button,” Danny pauses as he points out a button on the other side of the watch, “shows you the time!”

Danny pushes the button and, sure enough, the screen of the ‘watch’ lights up, showing it is currently 12.56 pm.

During the entire rant, Jason just stares at Danny through his helmet in stunned silence. He didn’t quite understand everything that was just word-vomited at him, but he got the general gist of it.

‘Marry me,’ is what he wants to say.

“Thank you” is what he says instead, in the softest tone known to man with blushing cheeks and a lovesick smile on his face.

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Taglist:

@i-always-say-yea   @uraniumwizard    @why-must-i-be-like-this   @griffinthing

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #jason: oh i'll be romantic and make him some homemade chocolate! #danny: hmmm do you think he likes lasers? #danny is of the opinion that lasers are a good 'first' date gift #he's not wrong #it definitely works #especially for jason #danny just quickly made that watch within like 30 mins with some random stuff he had lying around #as you do #btw if anyone needs a translation of ellie's confusing text message please let me know #i thought it was understandable enough #but just in case i can translate it if needed I don't mind :)

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

Ahsoka: "I don't need Sabine to be a Jedi....I just need her to be herself"

Huyang: "That is SUCH a Disaster Lineage thing to say"

#ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka series spoilers #Ahsoka show spoilers #ahsoka tano #huyang #HE'S NOT WRONG

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

{Soul}: What's [one] plus (one)? Whole: Math. {Soul}: …{I} will accept that answer.

‎

#chonny jash #submission #cj soul #cj whole #chonnys charming chaos compendium #He's not wrong

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Tony: Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision. Steve: … Steve: No. Bruce: I mean, he’s technically not wrong. 

#tony stark #steve rogers #bruce banner #ironman #captain america #hulk #tony and steve #tony and bruce #avengers #lol #i mean #like bruce said #he's not wrong #i love this so much #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #same tho