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daily-odile · 1 day
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thethirdtriplet · 10 hours
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Headcanon for the Batbros, at the beach:
Dick, drawing something on the sand:
Duke: What’s Dick doing?
Tim: Looking for Damian.
Duke: By drawing a pentagram on the sand?
Jason: Exactly.
Bonus:
Duke: He’s not actually gonna show up-
Damian, coincidentally, shows up after Dick is finished with the drawing: You called, Grayson?
Duke: …
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(Really? He didn't need your help.)
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duckthevillain · 2 days
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Save me Monkey King
Monkey King save me
I wanna be saved Monkey King
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I miss my wife you guys. I miss my wife so much
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ineffablevenus · 24 hours
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(people have probably already talked about this before but i haven’t seen it so here we go)
i noticed this parallel between s1ep1 and s2ep2.
in s1ep1, azi is talking to gabriel about eating human foods.
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“it’s what humans do”.
in s2ep2, azi is talking to michael and uriel about maggie being in love.
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“it’s what humans do.”
these are both “only human” things that azi does too. eat human foods and be in love. all despite what the other angels think.
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ithinkimfaking · 3 days
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I like how many statements in the magnus protocol we've gotten so far where I feel no sympathy for the person giving the statement. Like I wish that did happen to more crypto bros tbh. Ur the one who decided to roll those dice dick fuck around and find out. Makes it much easier to take delight in their downfall. I'm having a great time.
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sbg-obsessed-blog · 6 hours
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I have a small headcanon that sometimes when they're on a supply run togather logan and aiden share a brain cell
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callmegaith · 1 day
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I'm gonna make a modern day AU shitpost about Jakob inviting David and Dale to a party so he's on the phone with David like
"it's gonna be a pretty important party so you should dress decently. That means a suit. A proper suit"
David: "no. I don't think I will."
Jakob: "okay can you give the phone to Dale for a moment?"
David hands Dale the phone
Jakob: "make him wear a suit"
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scrollonso · 2 days
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more sneak peaks bc this chapter is gonna be so long
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sjofn-lofnsdottr · 3 days
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What Type of Villain are You?
Got tagged by @gatheredfates, let's see what result my golden retriever got:
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Sportsmanlike
You may be a villain with selfish goals, but you recognize that there are rules to this back and forth between heroes and villains. You have honor. Morals. Some may call you old fashioned, but there's a tradition to this whole evil business and you'll be damned if you let yourself break it. You offer hospitality to the heroes when you recognize you must, even when it gets in the way of your plans. You play dirty only when absolutely necessary. You honor your word and if you lose, it is with grace and dignity. You consider yourself classy, respectable, and while you realize you may be evil, you're not gonna let that make you an asshole.
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Mm, yeah, I could see villain Dusk really sticking to the idea that just because he's working at cross purposes with 'heroes,' that doesn't mean he has to be a dick about it. I can't ... see him ever actually turning into one, but stranger things have happened, I suppose!
And hell, let's do a bonus round. What did you get, Mercuriel?
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No Moral Compass
You are cold, analytical, and you strive to be as objective a person of flesh and blood can be. Either don't understand the concepts of good and evil, or you understand it perfectly and think it's a load of bull. Some may call you selfish, some may call you unfeeling, but you're just doing what you believe will yield the best results, plain and simple. Why bother with petty ideals of right or wrong, when you can do what will actively help those you give a fuck about? Your goals may be selfish or noble or anything in between, but you will not let anyone make you feel like garbage for going after them. You couldn't care less about what people brand you as. You just care about getting shit done by any means necessary.
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Mercuriel understands the concepts of good and evil, he assures you.
I shall tag @alixennial, @petitfarron, @joiedecombat, @eorzeanflowers, and @shamelessdisplay, although obviously I'm curious about pretty much anyone so if you wanna do it, do it, I say!
Quiz is here!
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xshinina · 1 year
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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sidsinning · 3 months
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How I imagine their dynamic in the beginning
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squirrelstothenuts · 3 months
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wombywoo · 8 days
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local cuisine 🤌
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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does anyone else forget that percy and annabeth (and all demigods) aren’t actually human? they’re part human, part deity. but not identified as either.
like… they have some human dna, they appear human and act human and feel human… but they are not human. just like they’re 50% god, but they are not gods. becasue even though the gods choose to appear as humans, they are composed of the same fundamental particles and forces that make up everything in the universe. they’re incorporeal energy. they’re these metaphysical transcendent entities that can shape-shift
and that is half of what a demigod is. percy and annabeth are not human beings. they’re some kind of hybrids. they’re humanoids. if percy and annabeth were to take DNA tests, the results would look something like this:
findings: what the fuck? error.
and i low key feel like they would have a good time using this fact to make ppl uncomfortable
like imagine percy and annabeth are out with both their families on a walk near the beach, and there’s this little mini cliff. percy and annabeth just casually jump down, but the rest of them are like “uh, guys, we can’t do that” to which percy and annabeth just respond “ugh, humans…🙄” knowing full well that for the rest of the day, all any of them will be able to think about is how the two of them are in fact, not human.
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fablegate · 5 months
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"I don't think AO3 knows about about second kudos."
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