#-me laugh i swear...

[spotsupstuff]

JGKSLDMCKLSDMGKLSDM?????

#Spot says stuff #rw #if this bothers u lemme kno funny tumblr user from my tags i shall delete #but God did this make me laugh hard as hell.... 2 thousand kilometers of PURE BOYFRIEND MATERIAL <- boy in question has no idea- #-how romance works #heavens i get u tho i get u. #n hey **I** should be the one apologizing after all who here drew five pebbles in bikini once. the bullshit im willing to draw if it makes- #-me laugh i swear... #-sneakily puts in a 'formers prime reference in a rw post-

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[spacebubblehomebase]

"A New Day Will Dawn."

-Said some guy named Luke probably.

Welcome to my #HHStargazersAU! Stay Tuned~♡? -Bubbly💙

#spacebubblearts #HHStargazersAU #hazbin hotel #chaggie #radioapple #lucifer x alastor #charlie x vaggie #queerplatonic #or not as long as you enjoy this really #hazbin alastor #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin vaggie #human au #angel #demons #let me COOK #world building #hopefully this was worth it #if ya'll want more do please let me know #I need the motivation haha TvT #vaggie x charlie #alastor x lucifer #appleradio #duckydeer #duckiedeer #humor #mystery #we barely scratched the surface of this AU and I am gonna BURST if I don't share it with anyone else I swear to GOD- #You think you know what's gonna happen? Excuse me while I laugh behind your back for a second NO YOU DON'T XD

[tzarrz]

This came to me in a dream - PART 2

#whoopsie would you look at the time #swear i'm not a 'one and done'!! #something commonly known as ‘things and stuff’ happened #here is my apology #anyway they sicken me #this sounded funnier in my head #where are his sunglasses? i don't know you tell me #suggestive #just slightly #they could never #they both have no idea what intimacy is #don't be like them #guys don't laugh he's suffering!! #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun

[waitineedaname]

Al coming back from his travels: Xing was great! I've learned so much about alkahestry, and I think we're really making progress and getting Jerso and Zampano's bodies back! It was really nice to see Mei, and Ling is doing a great job as emperor, and I even got to visit some of Xing's neighbors to the east! I feel like I'm learning more about alchemy and alkahestry every day

Ed coming back from his travels: I Have Been Banned From Five Countries

#fma #blatantly stealing this joke from my sibling because it made me laugh so hard on our call #fmab #alphonse elric #edward elric #even without his alchemy and military rank ed still manages to cause trouble wherever he goes #roy calling on a private line: edward if you cause another international incident i swear to god I am putting you on house arrest #ed minutes away from breaking into a government building in creta: I'd like to see you try #al accomplishes so much and ed is very proud of him but unfortunately ed is fundamentally a gremlin that is a magnet for trouble #fma posting

[sharpace]

Goncharov has my mind in a grip

Leave a tip! (Ko-Fi)

#goncharov #i swear im working on other stuff too #but the way this makes me laugh

[lleafcup]

FREEDOM BIRD RUINS REUNION

#qsmp #my art #mcyt #qsmp fred #tubbo qsmp #frubbo #qsmp tubbo #qsmp fanart #q!tubbo #I SWEAR THIS PART MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[demigods-posts]

whatever you do. don't think about how percy and annabeth held the sky. and both of them earned grey streaks. that likely lasted for a couple of years. so during the year before the prophecy. when percy and annabeth weren't on speaking terms. one look in the mirror was enough to remind them what could be if they had time.

#i'm so sorry (no im not) #these angsty posts will never happen again (yes they will) #i swear i only want to make y'all laugh (and cry...heavily) #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth headcanon #percabeth angst #percabeth hurt #these two were going through it #season 4 is going to kill me

[powdermelonkeg]

Thoughts on the thunder wizard again.

Genuinely, I find Gale's relationship with Mystra to be fascinating when you consider all its facets. Unhealthy, imbalanced, definitely poisonous, but also very, very intricate with a lot of blurred edges to it. One of those things where you're both like "wow, what the hell, that's horrible" but also "that makes perfect sense for their characters, and while I would NEVER, I know why they would, and why it happened."

You've got a wizard who doesn't know what real love is, who thinks he's finally being shown it by the person he adores most. His greatest fantasy, his most potent joy, his most heartfelt aspirations, and they were all offered to him.

And he wants to see what all she's hiding from him, because of course he does. She's the keeper of all things forbidden to him. The empire of Netheril reached magical heights that will never be touched again, and all that knowledge is beyond her curtain. She loves him, right? Surely, if he proves himself enough, she'll let him grasp that power he so desperately wants.

And not even in the power-hungry sense! All that magic Mystra's locked up was accessible during Mystryl's reign. Think of all the answers to theories about the universe that are back there. Every question of "can this be done, and what would it do" would be answered, if he could just bargain hard enough.

She loves him, right?

Surely, if he proves himself enough...

And then, on the other hand, Mystra. Once Midnight, her human personality has been subsumed by the goddess of magic and her duty to the Weave. She has a responsibility to magic, she IS magic.

Then along comes this mortal boy who knows how to handle her Weave. Who doesn't try to wrestle with and dominate, who sings to it. He handles it with such ease and grace—it's not just that he could be Chosen, but he deserves it. To put her Weave in the hands of someone so intrinsically in tune with it, who understands its potential with a wonder like no other. Few enough can handle the raw power that comes with being Chosen, but this one? This one is perfect.

And he adores you. And you adore him, like one would a beautiful butterfly that's landed on their finger. And he's willing to be devoted to you in all things, not out of transaction like most of your worshipers are, but out of love for you, your craft, your magic. You're so deeply and utterly charmed by him.

And it's not like Mystra hasn't walked this path before.

She gives him what he desires, because what he desires is her. And, in a different way, she desires him. She wants him to be her representation in the world. She indulges his adoration with her own presence, and takes indulgence herself in mortal comforts. He's never satisfied with her answers, but who could blame him? She keeps a whole world away from mortals, because she knows what such unfettered power might bring about (again).

And the wizarding prodigy's ambition is lit (again).

And the height of power is reached for (again).

And she stops him (again, again, again).

She does care for him. She doesn't want to see her little butterfly burn himself, and she doesn't want to be the one to ruin those wings.

But then he's not a butterfly. He's a mortal, wielding a weapon of murder, of her murder, and he's brought it to her doorstep because she told him "no." And he's cut himself on it, he doesn't know what it is, but it's hurt him—and it's only a fraction of the hurt it could do to her. How dare he want her help after threatening her?

(He didn't mean to.)

(He only wanted to help.)

(He only wanted. How human.)

She doesn't help him. If he wants to pursue Karsus' weaponry, it's his responsibility, his hubris, that led him to injuring himself on it. She's furious. She's hurt. She's cold.

(What fools these mortals be.)

But then, there's a greater threat to her. Something that could drown the Material in Karsus' failings. And that little boy, who nicked himself on the sword he lifted, still wants her help.

It's a fair trade, isn't it? She'll forgive him, let him into her domain again, if he accepts his punishment and goes into battle for her. He picked up a sword, it's appropriate that he learns to use it in her name, right?

If he was telling the truth, he wouldn't hesitate. If he really wanted to serve her with the Netherese Orb, he would jump at the opportunity to do so. He would have to give up a few petty things in the process, ("petty," she calls mortality, as if family and home mean nothing, as if friends and love are finite. Because to her, they do mean nothing. Because to her, they are finite.) but it isn’t atonement without sacrifice, is it?

It's the tactical move. She's not above hurting one man to save a nation. It's not even the first time she's done it.

(Dornal Silverhand sends his regards.)

If he loves her, he'd die for her, because she'd let him into her paradise. If he doesn't love her, he won't, and she was justified in removing him from her grace.

He doesn't love her. Not anymore.

Does he hate her enough to try to take his dues?

Ambition has always been man's greatest folly.

#bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #mystra #listen. go watch steven universe where rose says 'i'm not a real person' #pay attention to how rose laughs at greg and how funny and sweet humans are #that's how i think mystra sees her chosen #but she lacks rose's willingness to change and dip into mortal life #gale is cute. gale is precious. gale is wonderful. but gale is amusing. #and he's not equal to a god. certainly not the goddess of magic. and his attempts to insist that he is are only met with a pat on the head #long post #oops i turned a ramble into poetry again. i swear it's not intentional #the parentheses got me :/

[volivolition]

she's so normal he swears.

#disco elysium #disco elysium skills #de composure #composure #de skills #voliart #composure he/she moments. to me. i treat the line as a kind of wall or curtain that composure ducks behind to let out emotions #absolutely neutral outside but there's a miasma of emotion behind her. when composure is low then she's constantly behind the wall #laughing or crying or swearing up a storm in a bright outlined shape. at higher levels the miasma all but disappears. #he rarely turns around anymore and the outside wall is all you see. this is one of my favorite character types btw. #ALSO YOU KNOW ME. YOU KNOW WHO I AM. YOU KNOW WHICH PHYSIQUE SKILL IS MAKING THAT JOKE.

[jinstronaut]

kim seokjin, according to @aprylynn happy birthday apryl! ♡♡♡

#aprylynn #bts #btsedit #btsgif #dailybts #btsdaily #jin #seokjin #kim seokjin #dailybangtan #userbangtan #trackofthesoul #usersan #heyryen #annietrack #userpat #tuserandi #raplineuser #userdimple #rjshope #ksjedit #*** #!!!!!!! happy birthday queen apryl !!!!!!!! #i just wanted to do something for you since you've done so much for me with your kindness and your support #and you deserve all the nice things in the entire world #and while i try to find all those nice things i can at least give u jins face u kno #and i had to use ur iconic tags bc you always make me laugh every single time i go thru my notes #ur just like me fr fr ur always in my brain i swear ;o; #ANYWAYS !!!!!! i hope u have the best day and i hope you are loved and cherished and that you get yummy treats and lots of presents #and are surrounded by people that love you and adore you uwu

[eilyan]

a lil trim and a lil cut

#me #I swear I laugh I just don’t do it in pictures #selfie

[preciouslittlebhaalbabie]

I like to think that at some point when you stay in the Devildom you get a job and because they all want you safe Diavolo makes you his like secretary or some shit

and I just imagined the office like

Mc: Being Diavolo's secretary is the second most interesting thing that happened in my life. The first is when Belphie killed me.

#Its funny i swear #obey me #you can laugh

[cod-dump]

Graves: I demand to at least be woo'ed before kissing Nik: I can do more than woo you... I could wow you Graves: Graves: You're so lucky that you're cute

#call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #cod nikolai #incorrect quotes #nikgraves #playing bg3 and i swear between astarion and gale i'm going to die laughing #or karlach's ''DO I SMELL BEEF?'' #this game will be the death of me

[cheese-water]

The 5 Stages of Grief ft. Charlie Slimecicle

Stage 1: Denial

Stage 2: Anger

Stage 3: Bargaining

and

Stage 4: Depression or is it Anger again? I honestly can’t tell, but I’m pretty sure he cares about his child now…

Stage 5: Acceptance?

At least for now…

EDIT:

hhahhhhaahhhahhhaaahaahhhhaaaa so much for “acceptance”

#charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #dont mind me #im just crying for a minecraft egg #CURSE YOU QUACKITY FOR CREATING SUCH ADORABLE YET FRAGILE CREATURES #it’s only been a week #qsmp #mcyt #twitter #el mariana #elmariana #ranboo #juanaflippa #flip high 🕊️🕊️ #also if you’re here from my last post thank you so much #it truly means the world to me seeing others laugh over something I’ve shared #I swear not ALL of my posts will end with something sappy in the tags #but if you guys keep making me happy I gotta share my gratitude :D #and I guess no one here has twitter so #I will continue to post funny gloopy gunky guy propaganda

[uninformedartist]

Ngl, I somewhat enjoy seeing more and more folks on twitter making critical posts. Many folks are seeing through Viv's bull, absolutely not giving a fuck what the fandom says and giving their opinions regardless. Also "somewhat unique body type" 🤣✋

Ah yes "somewhat unique":

So unique and different its not like most of Viv female characters slim-thick or stick thin. Heck Viv's body types in general are: stick-twig, slim-thick, "plus sized" (balloon or slightly chubby but still slim-thick: mammon & mimzy). And the fandom goes wild, queen is giving them such variety and representation 🤩/s.

#vivziepop critical #helluva boss critical #spindlehorse critical #hazbin hotel critical #my post #somewhat unique 😭😭🤣🤣✋ I swear they getting to the point where they can't fool themselves into believing their own nonsense spouted #this fandom is making me laugh more and more these days