#46 of these guys will never be in smash

[heloflor]

Was thinking a bit about how “The Devil’s Playhouse” has a lot more comedy than people make it out to be, and while especially thinking about “The Penal Zone” I realized this episode is actually very very very very gay. Like, I’m pretty sure it’s the Telltale episode with the highest amount of gay moments (205 is second on this list, what with Sam getting catcalled by a moleman, Max flirting with Mr. Reaperphone, the whole bachelor party, Peppers etc).

I think what I really like about those moments is that it’s a great example of normalization. The characters are incredibly casual about it, talking about gay relationships the exact same way one would talk about straight relationships, it’s really neat to see! Especially considering that this game was made in 2010, a whooping 5 years before gay marriage was legal in the whole US. It's crazy and great how much they were able to get away with!

(Screenshots of all these moments with timestamps (and quotes) under the cut. To have as little pics as possible, only a small section of each dialogue is taken. And to have a limit of two screenshots per pic max, some dialogues that are cut in two parts in-game have the second part pasted under the first. The timestamps puts you at the beginning of each conversation. All footage from NapalmX717 with the screenshots in chronological order of this video)

Max: “What can I say, Sam? Alien ships love to abduct me. It’s not my fault I look so probe-able.” (9:44)

Sam: “Nice work, little buddy! Make sure you wait three days to call, or he’ll thing you’re desperate.” (11:47)

Max: “Well, he IS pretty charismatic, Sam. And he’s from space, which is a plus. But you’re the only hairy, overweight, domineering control freak I need, Sam.” (20:38)

Sam: “I don’t need to go to another planet for a methane rich environment, as long as I’ve got you, pal.”

Max: “That’s really sweet and obvious, Sam.” (22:46)

Skun-ka’pe: “Perfect! Just the one I wanted to see ha ha ha ha!”

Sam: “Keep the hands where we can see ‘em, pal.” (23:36)

Max: “We could just give ourselves tongue-baths, like cats and flight attendants do!” (30:57)

Sam: “Why do we have jumper cables? Neither of us knows how to use them.”

Max: “It’s simple, Sam: the RED cable goes on the RIGHT nipple, the BLACK cable clamps to the…” (34:42)

Max: “Oh boy! Now I can finally set up my 24-hours adults-only naked bunny chat line.” (34:58)

Sam: “Toys...Toys… we must prepare… the toys….”

Max: “Well, that’s just a typical Friday night for YOU, Sam.” (36:45)

Flint Paper: “Oh. Well yeah, that could be it. I was thinking it was you, Sam!”

Max: “You think you know a guy. I’m not angry, Sam, just very disappointed.” (1:03:49)

(For context they’re talking about who might be Girl Stinky’s secret admirer)

Max: “I can’t lie to Flint Paper, Sam!” (1:05:20)

Max: “What kind of pretend mother would I be if I didn’t worry about our imaginary baby?” (1:10:31)

Momma Bosco: “Oh, it’s not all bad. I’m getting better at apparating. And now I don’t leave a trail of ectoplasmic slime behind every time I leave the room.”

Max: “That’s better than Sam can say.” (1:23:13)

Sam: “I’m not gonna rest until I find the guy who killed my partner!” (1:43:13)

Max: “Wow. I feel really very close to you now, Agent Superball.” (1:45:33)

Sam: “I don’t like the thought of you teleporting off without me, Max.” (1:46:33)

Max: “Sam, this is all so sudden! I… I don’t know what to say!” (2:07:10)

Sam: “I think one of us should try to smash through that window with his rock-hard, melon-sized head.”

Max: “And I think one of us should try the door, unless he wants to spend the rest of the day picking plate glass out of his partner’s fluffy white nether regions.” (2:17:00)

Girl Stinky: “Sam and Max? Don’t tell me Skun-ka’pe wants YOU guys to be his love slaves, too?” (2:24:48)

Girl Stinky: “Eww. He wishes. He’s SO not my type. You only have to date an evil gorilla once to learn never to make THAT mistake again.”

Max: “We’ve all been there, girlfriend.” (2:25:07)

Girl Stinky: “Gee, it sounds like YOU two should go out with him. Would you like me to give you guys some privacy?” (2:27:33)

Max: “You’re my best friend, Sam! I know you’d take a bullet for me!” (2:31:02)

Sam: “You keep coming up with creepy disaster scenarios that always end with you eating me, Max. It’s getting annoying.”

Max: “If you don’t like it, then stop looking so damn tasty.” (2:38:11)

Max: “Think of something quick, Sam. I don’t like the way he’s undressing me with his eyes.” (2:53:22)

#Sam and Max #samandmax #Freelance Husbands #The Devil's Playhouse #The Penal Zone #Flor talks #long post #guns cw #this has been sitting in my folders for AGES #on that note; I'm not getting back into sam and max; this is just something I meant to post forever ago #but got lazy about it due to having to put pics together and look for timestamps #(granted once the Devil's Playhouse remake come out I intend on playing all the games outside of vr #and make a compilation of Max being gay; not just through his relationship with Sam but other guys as well) #looking back at it now I'd actually argue some of those aren't exactly gay moments or are just random sex jokes #along with a few that only make sense in a broader context like Max not wanting to lie to Flint bc he has a crush on him #but also I already have all the screenshots from back then so might as well use them #btw my favorite ones are Max complimenting Skun-ka'pe early on bc it's hilarious to see him praise a villain like that #and the one with Sam wanting to throw Max through the shop's window due to how domestic the dialogue is #also when they talk with Flint and Max thinks Sam cheated on him with Stinky

[lol-jackles]

Jensen is currently #21 on IMDB, which is higher than he’s ever been before. Tracker has a massive audience and there’s been a huge positive increase in Batman fancasting. Probably also people checking to see if he’s in The Boys season 4. He’s a popular guy!

IMDB: https://x.com/city_willow/status/1792467218480980298?s=46

Batman: https://x.com/filmytorch/status/1792020652201009445?s=46 / https://x.com/darkinfamy_/status/1792287483616444575?s=46 / https://x.com/dc_da_depressao/status/1792424245483467174?s=46

Link. Jensen always has good IMDB rankings for the past 20 years. I trust that you know how IMDB rankings work, right? Tracker plus the umpteenth "Jensen almost got the same role as the A-list star" article drove the latest IMDB profile search. I trust you know who are behind these articles, right? It's gotten to the point that netizens are starting to associate Jensen with these articles and it's not a good thing.

I explained here how shortlisting works and why actors claiming to be shortlisted were the bane of my existence when I worked in casting.

Fancasting never works, but studios love them for the free publicity. Some of the fancasting campaigns are publicity stunts by the studio because again, free publicity. Even the anti-fancasting is great free publicity for the studio. In 1988, irate fanboys sent 50,000 letters to WB in protest the casting of Michael Keaton as Batman because Keaton was mainly known as a comedian.  WB loved it because mainstream media was freely talking about Batman due to the anti-fancasting and general viewers who wouldn’t have watched comic book movies were intrigued.  Batman went on to be a smash hit and Keaton’s Batman is considered one of the best incarnation and an early herald of the comic book millennium. 

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[thisdancingheart]

I went to the icky DM website so you don’t have to. No one should give them clicks unless absolutely necessary. 

Benedict Cumberbatch's knife raid terror: Ranting armed man kicked his way into £3.5m London home leaving his family fearing for their lives as he screamed 'I know you've moved here'

Jack Bissell kicked his way through iron gate at the actor's £3.5m London house

Cumberbatch, wife Sophie and their three young children were in the home

By GEORGE ODLING PUBLISHED: 12:01 EDT, 29 May 2023 | UPDATED: 14:37 EDT, 29 May 2023

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12136503/Chef-launches-attack-Benedict-Cumberbatchs-3-5m-London-home.html

Benedict Cumberbatch and his family were left fearing for their lives when a former chef at a luxury hotel launched a ranting knife attack at the star's home.

Jack Bissell, 35, kicked his way through the front garden's iron gate at the actor's £3.5million house in north London, ripped the intercom off the wall and made a series of terrifying threats.

Bissell, who has not explained his outburst, was shouting: 'I know you've moved here, I hope it burns down,' a court heard.

Cumberbatch, 46, his wife Sophie Hunter, 45, and their three young children were in the home at the time and could hear Bissell smashing into the garden and screaming abuse.

The former chef de partie at the five-star Beaumont Hotel in Mayfair then pulled out one of the family's plants and threw it at the garden wall, spat at the intercom and prised it loose using a fish knife.

A source said: 'Naturally all of the family were absolutely terrified and thought this guy was going to get in and hurt them.

'Luckily it never went that far. Benedict and Sophie have had many sleepless nights since worrying that they may be targeted again.

'The fact that it was a targeted intrusion makes it a lot more scary.'

Bissell fled the scene but was arrested after police found his DNA on the intercom.

He admitted criminal damage at Wood Green Crown Court earlier this month, was fined £250 and a given a three-year restraining order banning him from approaching the Cumberbatch family and the area in which they live.

Prosecutors said that before targeting the Sherlock star's home, Bissell bought two packets of pitta bread from a shop nearby and shouted to the shopkeeper that he was going to break into Cumberbatch's house and burn it to the ground.

It is not clear why Bissell targeted the Oscar nominee. He offered no defence in court.

He pleaded guilty and was sentenced on May 10 but details of the case could not be reported until the Mail successfully challenged blanket reporting restrictions this week.

Cumberbatch bought his five-bedroom home in 2015.

Bissell, who in 2015 was photographed being arrested in his underpants during a central London protest against military intervention in Syria, worked at the Beaumont for two spells in 2017-2018 and 2019-2020.

The chef, from Kentish Town, north London, claims on his LinkedIn profile to have created a dish that still remains on the restaurant's menu.

He has a previous conviction for theft, three warnings for offences against property, a public order offence and a drug offence.

The hotel was contacted for comment.

#benedict cumberbatch #sophie hunter #daily mail ick

[bluepoodle7]

#Shezow #ThinkingAboutReviewingEachEpisode #Sheviews #MyThoughts

(I will be editing this post a lot and there might be multiple parts.)

I'm thinking about rewatching Shezow again but might make a review on each episode and maybe add my thoughts to it then at the end put what episodes I liked in order.

I wish this show got a second sheason.

Maybe keep the artstyle the same but make it better animated.

Maybe add Dudepow's evil version and Maz's parents.

I'm already dreading She-Phat I remember seeing most of the episodes on The Hub then later just Youtubeing the rest.

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This is my first time reviewing a whole series so go easy on me.

I remember seeing this ad play on the Hub Network Channel when it was a thing.

Then later checked it out.

0:32

Image and video not mine but link is there.

Shezow (Premiere Promo) - Hub Network - YouTube

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The Pilot differences.

SheeZaam

I have seen the SheeZaam pilot a long time ago when it was basically lost media.

I think this pilot was aired on G4 for the Midnight Spank block but I never watched it but researched about this and the Disney Shezow pilots.

I was too young to watch that and I never knew when it aired.

But I did like the ads for it.

The SheeZaam pilot looks like something I would see on Newgrounds randomly and also the origin of the laser lipstick at 02:20 but it's a actual laser instead of a lightsaber or a beam sword from smash bros.

It's pretty dated like a old school offensive Newgrounds cartoon but for a flash cartoon standards it's okay and it was made in 2005.

If this show stayed adult I know the jokes would either get better with the right writers or worse but it depends on the time period.

I would add these characters as background characters like Joe Halpern just being a trash man then later helping the new Shezow fight crime while making dated jokes and maybe be annoyed by the she puns that replace his cursing.

Maybe make Joe slowly get more progressive in later episodes.

I give it a 5/10.

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The Disney Version Of Shezow.

This aired in 2007 on Disney's Shorty McShorts' Shorts pilot block where I think all the pilots never made it.

I never got to see this on my tv since back then I didn't really watch Disney a lot during those days I was mostly into Cartoon Network, Nick, and maybe other kids networks at the time.

This show really likes the dude looks like a lady joke and the no way José jokes.

I just wonder what the "I wasn't talking about the house." joke was about at 01:02-01:11.

I hope it's not bad.

I wish guy in the new show kept the fart knockers saying though.

Also add back in the bully characters and add José back in as a student that Guy knew before Maz.

01:58

This scene gave me a idea on a artwork I made with the 2012 guy looking in the mirror behind pilot guy.

Also the show made it canon that José was made to not know that Guy and Shezow are the same person which is weird to me but also had a crush on Shezow which is just Guy in bugs bunny drag but not knowing it.

I guess in the 2012 pilot they scrapped that detail.

The Shezow chant is different and its about pinching all the cheeks, the Shelair was hot pink and Sheila is just a lip tv, and feminine intuition or in the 2012 show it's She-S-P or a sixth sense.

The theme is different at 05:09-05:18.

This has the origin of the super sheslap at 03:46-03:48 and the laser lipstick returns but as a laser sword at 04:37 which is interesting to me.

This version of Shezow looks better animated for 2007 then the 2005 which was choppy and I wonder if Disney was brave enough to pick this show up would it be different then the 2012 version.

Also would Guy count as a Disney princess if they made a episode where Shezow got crowned as one?

Also the truck reminds me of the Illbleed trap with the truck from level 3.

The Truck trap I'm talikng about.

A blog about obscurity stuff, plushies and food. on Tumblr - #Woodmill Truck Trap

04:22

Forgot Disney Pilot Shezow has to pull his hair to do the first sonic scream.

02:50-02:59

Also in SheeZaam had that tampon weapon that suck up and contains liquid enemies which is cool.

I wonder if the tv network executives would allow Shezow to carry a tampon or a pad to use as a weapon?

Also the gendered bathroom scene returns in the 2012 version but the 2007 version had it at 05:13.

The 2012 version had the same scene at 0:29.

SheZow Files : She-S-P - YouTube

I give it a 6/10.

SheZow on Vimeo

2012 Shezow Pilot

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Now we are getting into familiar territory.

The first half is a little different from the Disney pilot.

José is replaced by Maz and has more of a friendship connection than José in the pilot.

Maz has a personality unlike José who is just a joke device and falling in love with your best friend troupe.

The bullies are gone and the "I'm not talking about the house." joke was removed in this pilot.

But in the 2012 Shezow Pilot the movers saying no problem and yep when putting up the furniture in the house.

Instead of in the Disney pilot there is only one mover by himself moving everything inside the house while just saying yep, an mhm noises, yeah, and okay.

The truck crashing scene is not here in the 2012 pilot.

Both guys still have the toxic masculinity sayings like the "girly unpacking" and it's a guy thing".

Both Kelly's still are the most intelligent of the team and Guy in the 2012 makes puns right out the gate.

The 2007 guy kind of sounded a little mean and called his boy squad fart knockers.

The "I'm not talking about the house." joke gets replaced with "Nice digs." and "I wish I had a Aunt Agnus." And Maz is the one to explain what is happening to the mover in the 2012 pilot and in the 2007 pilot it was Guy who said that information.

Both Guy's both toss stuff including the urn of their dead Aunt Agnes and both make the similar saying in both scenes.

Both Guy's make the tacky ring joke.

The Shezow change chants in the 2007 and 2012 are both different.

But the 2012 version of Shezow is the best dressed of the three pilots and also I like the leopard print.

Kelly in the Disney pilot just info dumps what Shezow is while 2012 Kelly is a mega fan and wants to be Shezow. (Remember that for later.)

Both Guy's snatch the ring away from their sisters.

You know what I want to know.

How did both Guy's know the chants when they find it too girly to pay attention to it?

Dude looks like a lady joke returns. 3:37-3:38

And both Guy's say "Say whut?" But the Disney Guy had better delivery of the joke.

I like it that this show has that Ben 10 rule where the user can't take off the ring until the user dies troupe.

The 2012 Shezow pilot has a I wonder what power I have montage.

The Shelair was behind the mirror and is a nice touch.

This shelair looks better than the 2007 Disney pilot and Shelia went from being a mouth tv to being a Ai like character similar to Karen in Spongebob.

02:47

Now we are in the new ideas added to the Shezow story.

I like it how Guy was like nah and then sees the Shehicle then says ok.

Remember Guy and Kelly are 12 and driving.

Guy is pretty good at driving even doing the MIB ceiling driving to avoid traffic.

The whole Shezow can't fly thing. (Keep that for later.)

Guy says Sheilarious at 6:35-6:36.

Shezow is as fast as sonic with super speed but running in heels is something to work on.

The She-S-P gets explained at 7:35-7:36.

Also the commercial break animations are pretty cool and feels like old school anime commercial break things.

7:48-8:14

SheZow S01E01 SheZow Happens & Coldfinger - YouTube

They say "Get the dog's jewels and his too." and that flew over my head when I first watched it and caught me off guard.

8:33-8:35

Yeah the dad hates Shezow for saving the day instead of the police doing it.

Reminds me of the Powerpuff Girls episode with the donut eating cop getting mad that the girls are saving the day instead of the cops.

But I would love to know more about Guy's Dad.

Also the closet threw up on on you joke is a wow.

10:41-10:43.

I want a vinyl figure of Guy in Shezow form with the random stuff he found in his closet to cover up that he is Shezow.

I like it that the show let Maz be part of the Shezow squad instead of being the guesser on why Guy keeps leaving. This is way better than what they did to José.

Also Maz saying a whole bunch of shepuns to guy and him looking annoyed is pretty cool.

I thought they would have made Maz a toxic person but he is just a happy chill guy.

11:17

Guy had to say Sheyeah to change back while in the Disney and SheeZaam pilots I think the power just poofs away then reappears when danger is near but I'm not sure.

Also Sheroes are the canon fan name similar to bronies for Mlp.

I remember the Shezow Creator having a tumblr where you can ask him questions but it's long gone now but I know a few things from looking at Tumblr from the outside without a account in the past.

Like Shezap is both male and female.

And how Aunt Agnes died and who killed her.

Shezow and Logan did go out but it was for a Shezow thing.

The creator is okay with Guy and Maz being a thing.

Maz's parents if shown were one is male and one is female.

Is a White and Asian couple.

I give this show a 8/10.

Images not mine but links are there.

The Shezow Tumblr that archived the creator's posts.

The Shezow Database! on Tumblr - #post by Obie Scott Wade

#Shezow #Thinking About Reviewing Each Episode #Sheviews #My Thoughts

[larryficwriter]

one line, any fic

Hiiiii, I was tagged by @kingonafiftymetreroad and @thebreadvansstuff to do the one line, any fic challenge. Sooo, here we go.

Pick any 10 of your fics, scroll somewhere to the mid point, pick a line, and share it! Then tag 10 people

Never Understood What Love Was Really Like (But I Felt it for the First Time Looking in Your Eyes)  E, 37k

“Louis,” he looks to him, almost frantic with pleasure, and Louis sees his entire world.

“I know,” Louis says, literally feeling every emotion of Harry’s running through his veins. Their eyes lock as they both share this moment. “Me too.”

The connection he feels with Harry goes beyond what any words could describe. Laying there, locking eyes with Harry, who is all wide-eyed and beautiful, while they’re bound together - Louis has never felt anything like it. It’s like they’re no longer two separate people, like he doesn’t know where Harry ends and he begins.

Unwrap My Heart E, 15k

Harry started calling him Sweet after he discovered that Louis listened to Sweet Creature on repeat so much that it’s his top song of the year. It makes Louis’ heart do backflips every time. He has to press the side of his face into the pillows to hide his giddy smile.

Cure the Loneliness E, 14k

Harry rolls over and checks the time, 3:46 am. He should be sleeping. But all he can think about is how awry his life has gone. Yeah, sure, there are parts of his life that he knows he’s been blessed with. The fact that he made it, truly made it, in a career that rarely anyone does - it’s a miracle. He looks around at his empty, dark room. What good are miracles if you have no one to share it with?

You are the Lyrics E, 5k

Harry holds Louis’ wrist still. Even from his obstructed view of Louis, half of Harry’s face still smashed into their bed, he can see the look of confusion on Louis’ face. He gives Louis the best smirk that he can in the situation, and then he literally starts riding Louis’ hand.

Like Snowflakes G, 4k

Silence. Louis can’t quite place the look on his face. He’s momentarily distracted by the fact that snow has started to fall and he watches as tiny flakes start to waft peacefully around them. Some land on his hair, the white creating a stark contrast with the chocolate brown of Harry’s hair. When a single flake makes its home on Harry’s cheek, Louis’ first reaction is to swipe it off with his thumb and right when their eyes meet, words are spilling out of Louis’ mouth.

Til My Voice Breaks, Baby I Love You E, 23k

Louis looks at Harry, feeling emotional and vulnerable and he wants to say it. He wants to tell Harry. He opens his mouth and the tiniest “I” comes out. Harry didn’t even hear it.

Only You, Always E, 5k

“Babe,” Harry whispers, biting on Louis’ earlobe to regain Louis’ attention. “Hope you’re ready for round two.”

All My Senses Come To Life (Cause You’re The Only One) E, 20k

“I’m fine. The room’s stopped spinning. C’mon, don’t stall. Did you not like the kiss? Because it’s okay if you didn’t.”

“I liked it. You got weird.” Louis says, scratching at the 28 on his knuckles.

“You got weird!” Harry insists. “Oh my god. Are we freaking out over nothing?”

Dear Blue E, 9k

‘Blue,

Why? There’s so much I want to write to describe what I feel for you. Valentine’s Day is supposed to be special. I’m beginning to think it’s cursed. You’ve made me cry for a lot of reasons: from laughter mostly, but never like this. I don’t even know what to say to you anymore or even if we’ll be okay anymore. Happy fucking Valentine’s Day.

p.s. The first card contained a poem that I wasted my time writing about you. Fuck off.

Green’

A Beautiful Start to a Lifelong Love Letter E, 3k

There’s this peaceful sort of quiet. Somewhere down the hallway, someone is already experiencing their first college party judging by the quieted bass thumping. Simon stares at Bram’s bookshelf and smiles to himself. He should have known that the guy who calls him cute and grammatical would decide to be an English major. The streetlight casts just a small amount of light into their room, illuminating Bram’s sleek, toned calves. 

As with my last writing related post, I don’t have many writer friends and the ones I do have already tagged me. If you want to participate, please do! 

#fic challenge #one line any fic #larry fic #larry fanfiction #larry smut #TheIfInLife #my fic #I'm going to put this in the tags #this got rough at the end bc it was dipping into ooooold fic that I know was not my best #so pls do not judge some of the older content #also emotional ngl bc I lost my original tumblr years ago and I lost so many followers aand exposure to my writing #I sort of gave up for a long while but it's kind of nice to be sharing my work again #be on the lookout for at least two fics from me in the near future

[denimbex1986]

'The directors of A24's acclaimed movie Talk to Me get candid about their chance to compete against Barbie and Oppenheimer. A hit at the 2023 Sundance Film Festival, Australian horror film Talk to Me was later picked up for distribution by A24, the production house responsible for indie favorites like The Witch, Hereditary and Everything Everywhere All At Once. Already a smash among critics, as evidenced by its 95% score on Rotten Tomatoes, the Talk to Me release date arrived last week, as the film was plunged into the deep end of the box office pool against twin behemoths Barbie and Oppenheimer. Competing against the pop culture juggernaut that is Barbenheimer is of course an exercise in futility, and the directors of Talk to Me are refreshingly aware of their movie’s place in the box office universe, as they conveyed during a recent interview with Letterboxd. Responding to a review suggesting that fans turn their Barbenheimer experience into a triple feature including Talk to Me, Danny and Michael Philippou had jokes about the absurdity of forcing themselves into the conversation around the summer’s two biggest films, while admitting they really can’t compete...

MICHAEL PHILIPPOU: We want to be inserted. We want to force ourselves into that conversation.

DANNY PHILIPPOU: We are not part of that conversation. Everyone's, “Barbenheimer.” We’re like, “You know. Talk to Me.”

MICHAEL: There's a few other films coming out, if you guys don’t know. Talk to Me?

DANNY: I love how we're getting pitted against the biggest cinematic event in the last decade. We have no chance. But it'll be fun trying.

Talk To Me Is Not Really Competing Against Barbenheimer

Released in North America on July 27, Talk to Me grossed $10.4 million in its opening weekend, good enough to finish in sixth place and second among the weekend’s new releases. That number was of course far behind the $93 million grossed by the weekend’s winner Barbie, and quite distant from the $46 million taken by the number two film Oppenheimer. It may therefore look like Talk to Me was stomped by the Barbenheimer phenomenon, but the film is actually a huge financial success. Grossing more than its $4.5 million budget in just its first weekend, Talk to Me again proves that low-budget horror movies are, in terms of profit margins, the surest box office bets around. The film's A24 branding is also significant, as audiences are by now aware of the company’s reputation for releasing quality horror films.There is indeed a real sense in which Talk to Me was a huge winner at the box office last weekend, and not a loser. Of course the film was never going to make a dent in the Barbenheimer phenomenon, but it was never actually in competition against those movies to begin with. Fans who like good horror will seek out films like Talk to Me, regardless of what big movies may also be drawing crowds at the multiplex. It will indeed be fascinating to see how the Australian horror film performs in coming weeks, as Barbenheimer dies down, and word-of-mouth buzz grows over A24’s latest acclaimed fright-fest.'

#A24 #Talk to Me #Barbie #Oppenheimer #Barbenheimer #The Witch #Hereditary #Everything Everywhere All At Once #Michael Philippou #Danny Philippou

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[mariaofdoranelle]

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#5

High Infidelity

Is two beers too drunk to post?? I really hope not lol because I’m really really happy and wanted to share that with you. However I only had one fic ready and it’s angsty and for Rowan Week but fuck that I can write another

Also I’d like to dedicate this to my brazilian girlies I love you guys @books8lover @aelinchocolatelover hope you’re celebrating too

Warnings: hurt angst sadness

Word count: really short I wrote it in class

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Rowan was outside Aelin’s room, wondering if he should knock on the door.

She’d been there for less than 15 minutes, but it was hard to go on with his day when the entire hospital staff kept reminding him his best friend had just given birth. Like he didn’t know it himself.

Rowan took a deep breath and rested his head on the wall. He had been such a shitty friend in the last few months she wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t visit her. Still, there he was.

The door opened, and he was forced to see a very pleased Sam. The portrait of a happy husband.

Rowan wanted to smash his elated grin against the wall.

“Hey, man! Long time no see. Aelin’s asleep. Wanna go grab a few drinks?”

Rowan frowned. “Didn’t she just—“

“Yeah, but a man gotta celebrate, right?” He tapped Rowan’s shoulder and looked him up and down. “You look like you need a drink, too. Anyway, I’ll be with my friends on the bar down the street if you wanna join.”

He didn’t say anything, only watched with his jaw set as Sam almost ran out of the maternity ward. Rowan’s blood boiled, just like it did every time Sam was being *Sam*. He stopped commenting on the man’s behavior a long time ago. He was the one Aelin chose to marry, after all. Besides, she knew her *hubby* a lot better than Rowan did. That didn’t help with the constant annoyance, though.

Scratching his forehead, he decided to stay with Aelin just until someone else arrives. Unlike Samuel, Rowan would never get drunk and leave his wife and newborn under postpartum care to fend for themselves. In fact, there was a lot he wouldn’t do if he were in Sam’s shoes, but that didn’t matter now, did it? Aelin’s choice was pretty clear.

Entering the room, his Fireheart looked exhausted, but as lovely as she’d ever been. Rowan’s chest felt heavier each deep breath Aelin took. She slept so deeply the bright sunlight on her face didn’t seem to bother her, but Rowan closed the curtains anyway.

Looking after her in the hospital. Adjusting the room so she could sleep better. He was so sick and tired of being the one there for her when Sam failed. Filling in his blanks. He wondered if Aelin ever saw how much he cared for her. How much better he could treat her. How much he’d cherish the moments that were currently being treated as an afterthought.

Forcing himself to not look at Aelin anymore, Rowan’s eyes landed on her baby. Sam’s baby. He supposed it was a girl, given the pink beanie.

Rowan was afraid he’d resent that baby forever, but it was hard to do it when the little girl looked so much like Aelin. She had a golden tuft of hair and her mother’s pointy nose, but her eyes were closed, and Rowan hoped they were gold and blue. He knew he was being petty, but... Rowan took a deep breath. No, that was just him being petty. That little girl had nothing to do with his own mess.

Being attached to Aelin was one thing, but letting himself get close to her daughter with Sam was too much for him. In fact, he needed to run as fast as he could from this family, before Rowan lost the last shred of his sanity.

The baby started whimpering, and Rowan picked her up to see if Aelin could get more sleep. Thankful for the baby training he had from having so many cousins, Rowan cradled the little girl, who soon fell back asleep. Or so he thought.

Because when the baby opened her eyes, Rowan was stared back by the same shade of pine green as his own.

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108 notes - Posted October 31, 2022

#4

Wedding Break

Masterlist

I really hope you’re in a modern royalty/runaway bride mood today

Warnings: only language I think

Word count: 2,1k

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“Which Whitethorn do you think is the hottest?” Aelin said a millisecond before shoving her phone on Aedion’s sight.

Her cousin playfully slapped her hand away. “Shouldn’t you be preparing for your speech?”

“It’s either this or hearing about carbon monoxide one more time for you.”

As beautiful as Queen Maeve’s castle was with its tiny streams and walls of pale stone, Aelin just wanted to fast-forward to when she actually got to do her first official task, or at least forget about it until it was time. For someone who have begged for a more active role in the government for years, she was feeling too much like a deer in the headlights.

Muttering something unintelligible to himself, Aedion zoomed in the picture with everyone from the House of Whitethorn and quickly assessed it.

“Tattooed Whitethorn.”

Aelin looked at the picture and bit her lip. “Agreed. I think his name is Ronan or something.”

“They could’ve picked this one for you to marry.”

Frowning, she asked, “What do you mean?” Aelin knew she’d have to marry someone eventually, but she didn’t even like to think about the nightmare it would be. Being crown princess, every formal step of her love life needed to be approved by her dad and the Royal Council, and she had enough battles of her own with them for now.

Aedion cackled, not sensing her distress or maybe because of it. “Didn’t you open Twitter today? The tabloids are saying you’re engaged with Prince Endymion.”

Gaping at her cousin, she was somewhere between laughing and frowning at this new piece of information. “Isn’t he gay? I know we both dated Dorian.”

“I’m pretty sure he is, too.” A beat. “God, I wonder how they came up with this one.”

They kept scrolling on their respective couches, sometimes chatting about things they saw online, but something about this rumor was bothering her. Aelin blocked her phone and rubbed the back of her neck, brows creased in thought. This wasn’t the first, neither would be the last false rumor about her love life. It was so common she didn’t mind anymore. What was irking Aelin was where their attention was. She was here to bring attention to carbon monoxide. Greenhouse effect. Global warming. Not to have her outfits and love life scrutinized by Doranelle’s tabloids.

Aelin cleared her throat, gathering Aedion’s attention.

“Don’t you think these rumors kinda undermine the real reason I’m here? It makes people forget the purpose of my trip and—“

“You know you’re only here because Rhoe’s boys’ club don’t give a fuck about the environment, right?”

Aelin flinched, hating how sometimes Aedion could see right through her. He straightened his posture and gave a long-suffering sigh.

“I’m sorry, Ace. It’s hard to get over this. You keep running around the castle, waiting for kernels like a damn pet—“

“I’m not a pet!” Aelin shouted, tired of having the same argument with Aedion for the millionth time.

He raised both hands in surrender and left, banging the ancient wooden door.

With a pounding heartbeat, Aelin got up and started pacing around the room. He would never get it. If she couldn’t get her voice heard in the council because of her position as crown princess, Aelin would work until she earned that spot. And it was already happening. Her dad put her in charge of Terrasen’s environmental policies as a 21st birthday gift, and there she was. Months later, only beginning to kick ass with her new task.

Aelin did a quick breathing exercise to calm herself down, too consumed by these thoughts, the gossip, her fight with Aedion and probably every single moment of the past months that led her to this. Aelin couldn’t post online without her PR’s approval, so she decided to ask Nox, the head of the team, to deny the rumors on social media. He saw her text almost immediately and left it on read, but Aelin’s shoulders still dropped in relief by the sight of it. He’d fix it soon.

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Doranelle’s weather was so hot Aelin took her first cold bath in months, and it was as refreshing as it could be. Honestly, she felt like a new woman, or at least in a new day. She had a tiny headache and her jaw felt sore, but it was fine. She was fine. If Aelin didn’t think about today’s previous events, she wouldn’t feel any kind of residual anger or bitterness. If she was still mad. Because she obviously wasn’t.

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117 notes - Posted October 14, 2022

#3

The Chicks Love It

Rowan Week day 2: Rowan and the Cadre

This is just a silly little fic I wrote (mostly) last night, but I hope you have fun reading it!!

Warnings: language, Fenrys, mild smut, mentions of STD, neon condoms if you’re triggered by that (I am)

Word count: 1,4k

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“Why didn’t we invite Gable?” Fenrys asked while they were placing their bets.

“Who’s Gable?”

“The one that fucked you on the table.”

Rowan frowned his angriest frown at Fenrys. The boyo wasn’t near as funny as he thought he was. However, Lorcan was cackling at this poor, lousy joke. His friend’s bulky figure was leaning over the table as he punched it and wheezed. And whenever Lorcan Salvaterre smiled, there were only two possible explanations: Elide or beer. Since they were in their monthly dudes only and no wives gathering, it was the latter.

He sat back, ignoring the two dipshits and looked at his watch. Connall and Vaughan went to get snacks in the kitchen forty minutes ago, but Rowan wasn’t drunk enough to go looking for those two. Instead, he focused on the game. Elide didn’t like it when they used money, so Lorcan was making them bet with random objects.

Apart from his phone and wallet, Rowan only had his watch and a chocolate bar he bought for Aelin on his way here. The reasonable choice would be to give away his watch, since it had been cheaper than the chocolate and his wife hated it. On the other hand, Rowan loved that ugly thing. He didn’t love chocolate, that was for sure. But his wife did. His gorgeous wife who was currently saving the world from... something.

He took another sip of his beer, and when he studied the table, his mind went blank. Lorcan had offered his allergy meds, and Fenrys was betting an open package of neon condoms.

Rowan breathed deep and schooled his face. He needed to look stern for this particular confrontation.

“Why are you betting a neon condom?”

Fenrys gaped, offended. “Dude, it glows in the dark.”

“Why would I need my dick to glow in the dark?”

“It looks cool, like a lightsaber or something. The chicks love it.”

Rowan blinked, too afraid to ask what did he mean by chicks.

“What do you mean by chicks?” Lorcan addressed the elephant in the room.

“This girl I was hooking up with last week told me she was a Star Wars fan and I bought it to use with her.”

Lorcan snorted. “And they say romance is dead.”

Fenrys waved the opened condom package at Rowan. “Come on, man. They’re green!”

Frowning, Rowan gathered all his inner strength to not accept this. He was very easily persuaded by the color green. But then he took off his watch and let it go. It was too late to try to reason with Fenrys, of all people.

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“Dr. Whitethorn?”

Aelin hummed, focused on her paperwork.

“Your husband is here, he’s—“

“What happened?” she asked in a beat, her eyes snapping to her intern in a millisecond.

The boy’s eyes went wide. “No! I- I mean, he’s not a patient! He’s just asking for you.”

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125 notes - Posted November 7, 2022

#2

Dick Awards

Rowan Week day 7: Aelin admiring Rowan

Forgive me, readers, for I have sinned

Warnings: language, NSFW (very), accidental use of hallucinogens, 64 mentions of the male genitalia and a lot of male sexual objectification

Word count: 6,8k

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Thousands of likes. Rowan had joined this out of pity, and this fucking tweet had thousands of likes already.

RULES

- No minors allowed

- DM this account your dick pic

- To avoid scams, the picture must contain #DickAwards on handwriting. Can be in any way from body paint to holding a post-it note, but digital writing won’t be allowed.

“Did you submit your dick?” Aelin said from behind his ear.

Startled, Rowan jumped on his seat and choked on his breakfast. Trying to recompose himself, he asked, “What the fuck, Ace?”

She smirked. “I’m sorry, is Rowan Junior too sensitive for this topic?”

“We’re not talking about this.”

“About the Dick Awards, Rowan Junior, or Rowan Junior in Dick Awards?”

Rowan opened his mouth and closed again, shocked by her bluntness. “Neither!”

Damn Fenrys and his stupid Twitter contest. Rowan sent a picture of his cock just to protect his friend’s feelings in case the event flopped, but it quickly became the talk of the campus. Thankfully, Aelin had no idea Fenrys was the one behind Dick Awards, neither would she know who owned each dick. One small blessing, at least.

She sat on the table and started eating the breakfast he made her, but her face was still filled with mirth. “I think you’re in the contest.”

Rowan’s pulsed immediately picked up. “How would you know that?”

Aelin leaned back and crossed her arms, a triumphant smile on her face. “You’d tell me if you weren’t, but it’s easier for you to avoid the subject than to lie to me.”

His cheeks were probably red by now, but he didn’t balk. Rowan might not know how to lie to his roommate, but he was damn good at being stubborn. “We’re not talking about this, and I have ways to make sure of it.”

Still chewing, she raised an eyebrow in question.

It was his time to lean back in triumph now. “I did buy a lot of leafy vegetables that could go into your lunchbox—“

“You wouldn’t dare!” Aelin slapped both of her hands on the table, gaping, and Rowan did his best not to smile.

Turns his effort was fruitless. He smiled, hoping he didn’t look too silly, because Rowan could never hide how he felt about Aelin, his only luck lying on the fact that she never picked up on that. Her being a picky eater was just one of the many things he’d judge if it was any other person. But since it was Aelin, he even found that habit endearing.

Aelin looked at the watch they kept in the kitchen and sighed.

“Can you make those sandwiches with the cheese spread we ate last night?”

Rowan nodded, and she got up to hug him from behind while he was still sitting. “Thanks.”

It was almost time for her to go collect some herbs Dr. Valg requested for their research. It was common sense that Maeve was a shit professor, but her work at the Doranelle’s Center for Psychedelic Medicine was groundbreaking enough for everyone to put up with her.

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131 notes - Posted November 12, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Silver Fox

AO3 link

Hi. I’ve got terrible flu and decided to heal myself with some self-indulgent Rowaelin (mostly) fluff. If you end up hating this, I’m totally blaming the meds lol who would’ve thought one of its side effects was poor editing?

I’d also like to thank @leiawritesstories for letting me use her professor’s Einstein joke. Absolutely priceless.

Word count: 6,2k

CW: swear words, drinking, mentions of cheating.

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That’s it. I’m going to fuck his dad.

That was Aelin’s first thought when she saw the picture Lysandra sent of Chaol in a club with his hand under a girl’s skirt. With an attached message saying they left the party together.

At that point, Aelin was truly and thoroughly pissed. Their relationship wasn’t very fulfilling and she didn’t love him, but he had been a comfortable constant in her life for the past few months, specially since dating could be a handful when one’s not in a serious relationship already, with all the games, bad experiences and walking on eggshells. She couldn’t afford this now, getting through college was her main goal. But Chaol and her were supposed to be partners. Aelin could deal with a lot of things, but betrayal wasn’t one of them.

It was Saturday, so she woke up late to find the picture, and stayed a lot of time frozen in place, just reeling. To then start pacing around the house. Her third reaction to the betrayal was to forward her cheating (ex) boyfriend the picture and text “Don’t you dare trying to fix this.” when he started to apologize and request a conversation. Immediately after, she calmly laid in her bathtub, used her finest oils and lavender soap, put on a black lacy lingerie, black dress that was flirty but not too revealing, and red lipstick. She wasn’t getting ready to fuck Chaol’s dad, no. She was getting ready to have her revenge.

Her mind was on fire as she started driving to Anielle. Was she sure about that? Almost. Mr. Westfall never really liked her, but he and her parents were all politicians, and at least she was respected for the weight of her last name and her family’s legacy. Besides, even though they disagreed on everything, she had incredible assets. Aelin was confident enough to admit her looks made her hard to refuse. When added to the fact that Mr. Westfall didn’t care enough about his son to have this kind of loyalty to him, her mission was almost too easy. She didn’t care if Chaol’s dad was one of the most hateful people she ever met, getting revenge was enough to get her off. Her friends were always trying to warn her about him.

Aelin, his looks don’t make up for his personality.

Aelin, he’s too boring for you.

Aelin, he’s not a boyfriend, he’s a charity case.

And what did she gain from dating Chaol? Exac—

“What the fuck?”

When she looked up, there was a car in front of hers. One she just hit. Fuck. And it also wasn’t looking good. Aelin was starting to panic when she saw Rowan Whitethorn getting out of the car she just hit. Great. Her ex’s roommate. He was actually a sore spot on Chaol’s life, but she never figured it out besides not making it into the hockey team which Whitethorn was captain. Still, she wanted nothing to do with the people in Chaol’s life. Besides his dad, for one night. And the two friends they had in common. She was shutting the bastard out.

She left the car, looking intently at the damage until Rowan’s snap at her became impossible not to notice. “Seriously, Aelin? How fast were you going?”

“Oh, please. It’s not my fault you drive like an old lady.” Aelin couldn’t help the snarky comment. Without a car, her avenge was ten times more difficult to achieve now.

She watched Rowan close his eyes and breathe in and out a few times, deeply. Then he ran a hand through his silvery-blonde hair and asked “Are you injured? I’m fine so I’m just going to call insurance if you’re good as well.” It would be a jerk move to be sassy now, so she just told him to go ahead and make the call, and they decided to wait on the sidewalk while someone came to pick up their cars. They really were lucky no one got hurt. Both of the cars looked like a raisin where they crashed.

She was also really lucky Rowan wasn’t pressing charges. Actually, he didn’t even seem overly pissed, just mildly so. She knew him very little, but as Rowan was definitely the quiet type, he was never rude to her, which made her try harder to understand Chaol’s spite toward him. She looked sideways and saw her crashmate look up, breathe deep and think hard on something. Probably trying not to be pissed at her, the person who wasn’t looking where she was going and bumped into his car. Which now looked like the outside of a passion fruit. By now, she was actually thinking he was too nice.

At first, they didn’t say a thing. Just stayed sat on the sidewalk, slowly breathing while waiting for someone from the insurance company to come. At some point, Rowan silently offered her his water bottle, which she gladly took and then cleaned the lipstick smudge left there. She didn’t really know Rowan, but his steady presence was soothing. People watching on the street, with a breeze cooling her down, and breathing evenly for the first time since she found out she was being cheated on, Rowan probably had no idea how much this was calming her down. She was still mad at Chaol, but it was good to clear her head a little. Aelin wasn’t even counting the time, she was just happy to see it pass by her. At this moment, she didn’t feel like controlling anything.

A while later, Rowan broke the silence. “So, where were you going in such a hurry?” Even though his question was snarky, he kept a gentle tone.

Aelin wasn’t a very open person, and she didn’t feel ready yet to talk to any of her friends about the downfall of her relationship, but something about Rowan made him seem approachable. Safe, even. So she told him the truth.

“I was driving to fuck Mr. Westfall”.

Rowan’s cheeks flushed a little, but he kept his gaze intent on her. “You call your own boyfriend by his last name?”

“No, I mean his dad.”

At that, Rowan just gaped and stared at her, as if waiting for the clarification that it was a joke. Except that it wasn’t. She just raised one eyebrow at him and waited for his brain to start working again.

“I met him only once and he’s one of the most unpleasant people I know. You can’t be serious.”

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Nobara Kugisaki x Reader

Nobara Kugisaki:

Your type of woman is a tomboy, you don't take shit from anybody and your favorite console is the Nintendo Wii.

First Date:

You had recently arrived at the Tokyo branch of Jujutsu High and couldn't be happier. You found out that you wouldn't be the only girl included in the first years which you were grateful for. "Ugh, boys stink! I hope they don't bathe in axe body spray..." It was then that you met Kugisaki. The two of you began to bond and by the end of the week, you had setup a smash bros. competition in your dorm.

Right now it was Itadori vs Fushiguro. Your switch controllers were acting up again so you decided it would be best to just take turns. Itadori had chosen Kirby while Fushiguro decided to main Greninja. "Man Fushiguro, you suck! You really need to learn how to wave dash!" The boy groaned. "I have no idea what that means..."

Soon it was Nobara's turn and she wiped out everyone with Donkey Kong. There were no survivors. While the boys looked defeated, she pulled out her phone and started flossing to the DK rap. Gojo would never let them live this down.

One day the two of you were out for a walk when you noticed something. "That guy's still there... Kugisaki, I think he's following us..." She instantly turned around. "Hey you! You got a problem!?" The stranger grinned. "Wow! Two girls! I can't believe how lucky I am!" Kugisaki spat towards him. "Hey, wanna play a fun little game? It's called Matthew 27:46." The boy stuttered. "Huh?"

"I would start running if I were you! It's not every day that I'm nice enough to offer to play tag with a stranger." She pulled out her hammer and now this guy knew that he was in deep shit. He started to run away, screaming while Kugisaki flung her nails at him. She started to pin him down, bolt by bolt until he was crucified.

"There. That should hold you. Now ####### let's head back-". Suddenly there was another guy. "Yo. I see what you did to my buddy there. I gotta say, nice job!" You both tensed. "...What is it that you want exactly..." The stranger began to laugh. "Can't a guy just play a wholesome game of tag? C'mon, it'll be fun!"

"I refuse!" The stranger rested his arms behind his head. "That's too bad. Oh well. It's not like you have a choice. Ready or not, here I come!" Before you could comprehend the situation, the stranger slapped Kugisaki over her eye. You let out a scream. "KUGISAKI!!!!!"

Kugisaki's eyeball exploded like it was made of confetti and then her body toppled over. You then heard a voice say "pop, goes the weasel!". You charged at her murderer. "YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!" ------------------------ Before you knew it, you were awake. "Was it really a dream?" It had been three years since Gege had killed off your favorite character and you were still in one of the five stages of grief. "There's a new chapter. Maybe he brought her back!" You finished reading and became disappointed. Stage one. Denial.

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4.12.24 Friday

9:17 am

I still have windblow!!! Look at my butt Cedrick... Pilot Garret won't save me... I can't even see Mark...

I feel concious coz of my butt was bitten by bugs, got from Conduent believe or not ( one of the call centers here in the Philippines ). I need ac my darling... I grew-up here having ac in my room now it is all gone...

I'm fixing my butt but it is sweaty and it is super hot here and no assistant... My butt is dying and et al...

Its is mahapdi or painful coz it became a wound, it is hot here...

9:32 am

Hmmm... I still have windblow....I remember when I was young around 11 or 12.... I used to play this particular board game "game of the generals" it is so weird but I always win on that game. The funny part you can't see the character of each card stand that you will move as well as the card stand of your opponent or enemy. You just need to use your emotion or intuition it is like your eyes are blind-folded.... It is funny right?

Is it good to be read by someone and be lifted-up???

10:46 am

I used to have yaya or assistant again and again... But I can cook but I don't wanna melt down on beauty...

I want ac my darling not this way... I want a set-up place... It is so hot here, we lost ac... I always need gloves...

I have a super sensitive skin my darling... I can cook but I hope there is a nice cold ventilation. I need to wear my armour in the kitchen... Can I have my foot spa and my gel nail polish??? In regular basis...

My butt and et al... I don't wanna fade...

11:59 am

I still have windblow....Yes! Yeah! My darling, I don't wanna "melt-down" on beauty... Yeah! It is melt-down, I want the love will be sweet as it is..

1:20 pm

I still have windblow....

I still wanna leave Cavite... Ms Fermin just be careful on your message and be fair so that we can have a good friendship...

3:50 pm

I still have windblow....It is really hot here... It is really crazy we don't have wifi... I want a bf who can lift me up like Pilot Garret but he doesn't like me, next from a Pilot to a very sexy and handsome Chef Cedrick ... Will he hate me if I'm a bummer and I need a lift these days? Can I do hitch? Can I hitch in?

I have windblow and I'm so scared....They will always smash me down here....Whenever I tried getting a job they will damage my entire career plan... Is it or was it my fault if someone is damaging my career plan??? I don't wanna be ugly and I want out from here, from Cavite.

I can't see people that I knew... It is so weird! But I can feel them nearby like Mark or Mitch but why they are not approaching me???

4:37 pm

I'm healing my butt, it feels like a stinging painful sensation or nagkapilat-pilat ang pwet... Baby butt skin...

5:29 pm

I know, I still need more... Will Cedrick like this and never say no on this twin B...

6:12 pm

Cedrick look at this....It is still whole the bangus but can you cook for me hahaha... I feel so fat,ugly and old...

Not gonna cook for someone that I don't like... Will cook for Pilot Garret and most specially for Cedrick but Cedrick is a chef... Will take turns... My beauty Cedrick.... My serums... If you taste my sauteed cabbage you'll die right away...

Being defensive it is not burnt! I just used a used oil from fried chicken!!!

See it is not burnt!

6:54 pm

For the women DJ's just be careful on giving messages on air coz you guys are not real and for upper men don't get women DJ's here in the Philippines... I'm your real sisterhood for Pilot Garret and Cedrick... Someone is just smashing me here in the Philippines...

9:06 pm

I still have windblow... I feel bitter....I wanna leave Cavite and I'm having complex....I want to get a bf that I want like Pilot Garret or Cedrick if not will find my old Mark. The problem I can feel that Mark is nearby but not approaching me and I wonder why... Why????

I feel old and older everyday just for nothing... I feel jealous on things that I don't know that I must know...

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Season 2 finale!

1.) Mike is so angry at Hopper

2.) I’m with Hopper and also he puts up with a lot and just hugs Mike.

3.) Lucas and Dustin hug El ❤️ and El notices Dustin’s teeth but ignores Max to hug Joyce and I am sad about that! I forgot how eager Max is for friends!!!!

4.) I forgot the gate got huge

5.) Karen is reading a romance novel in a bubble bath. I’m guessing she’s literally never had romance.

7.) rolling my eyes at Billy hitting on Karen so hard. Karen you can do better. Maybe. Barely.

8.) mike is the first person to realize this plan will kill Will

9.) the group kind of agrees that they need to burn it out of will first

10.) ‘I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend but it turns out I’m a pretty damn good babysitter’ and ‘it’s ok nance’ are what steve says when he tells Nancy to go with Jonathan

11.) so the teams are: el with hopper as team 1. Jonathan, nancy, Joyce and will as team 2. Literally everyone else on team 3.

12.) El admits she went to see Mama with a nice man in a big truck and Hopper does a very good job at not losing it. Hopper tells El about Sarah for the first time. Hopper gives such a good apology. El apologizes too

13.) bitchin

14.) I forgot Dustin makes Steve put the demo dog corpse in the fridge

15.) Steve shoots down the lure plan so hard and I’m with him. Mom Steve is here

16.) and now Billy is here, goddamnit

17.) Steve’s act might have worked if the kids hadn’t been looking out the window

18.) damn Billy really stomped on Steve. Billy is such a racist creep. Lucas kicked him in the balls

19.) Steve got 4 hits in before a plate was smashed over his head and then it’s just a fucking massacre until Max drugs him. It also takes like a minute to get him off his feet and even then he’s still conscious and max has to threaten him with the nail bat.

20.) I forgot the will exorcism is in hopper’s cabin

21.) steve is unconscious for seeeeeeeveral minutes and accidentally calls mike Nancy as he wakes up

22.) max is a terrifying driver

23.) I forgot Jonathan turns and hides his face in Nancy’s shoulder as Will screams

24.) yeah Steve has a massive concussion

25.) I forgot El and Dr Owens meet in this episode as Hopper puts a tourniquet on the man’s leg

26.) I forgot Will gets a hand free and starts to choke Joyce

27.) Steve says he’s in such deep shit before flicking the lighter

28.) Nancy jabs Will with a fireplace poker

29.) Steve and co light the demo dogs about the same time that the mind flayer leaves will

30.) will hugging joyce and Jonathan upon waking makes me want to write the duffers a letter to say those 3 have to live. The Byers have gone through enough shit.

31.) mike falls behind and is caught by a vine

32.) Steve kills the vine

33.) Dustin recognizes dart and gives him a three musketeer bar to get them past

34.) Steve gets the kids out of the tunnel first until it’s just him and dustin and he lifts Dustin so he’s not in the way of the demodogs

35.) the cgi is better this season mostly because they’ve given up on making every gateway look like placenta

36.) hopper is so worried about Jane. His daughter is levitating and then just drops

37.) one month later the lab is shut down and Murray watches them go

38.) hop meets with Murray at the bar that I’m pretty sure is the bar from season 1 where he asked about the guy who found the ‘body’

39.) hopper gets the birth certificate and gets permission for el to go to a dance ❤️❤️❤️❤️

40.) kids getting ready for dance montage is so cute

41.) kitten!!!! And also Steve drives Dustin. I forgot how cute this is. I love big brother Steve. But also him sadly looking at Steve is so sad. He then drove off.

42.) I just realized that unless I missed it, Nancy doesn’t actually admit she slept with Jonathan this season

43.) will leaves enough room for Jesus in his dance

44.) Dustin really tries but gets shot down hardddddd. In their defense ‘shall we’ is kind of odd as an approach

45.) I do love that Nancy dances with Dustin.

46.) Hopper and Joyce sharing a cigarette in the parking lot is cute af. Hopper is good at comforting tho

47.) I can’t feel super great about the any kids kissing when I know that Max’s first kiss was also her actress’ first kiss as well. And that’s rough.

48.) mind flayer pop up at the end

Final thoughts on season 2:

Cgi improved mostly because art direction on it shifted slightly. Audio balancing is better but not by much. Pacing is still kind of all over the place and we get a lot of times where we go multiple episodes without touching on one of the like 6 plots of the season. The most jarring and controversial one being Kali, who does show up like 5 times in the season technically but most are flashbacks. This is made worse by her never showing up in the show again as far as I know. There are also things there are just kind of dropped without warning or explanation. Like El’s knowledge and experience seem to vary wildly depending on what the scene needs.

And on interpersonal drama, I know it’s petty but Steve and Nancy don’t ever actually ever have a real conversation about their relationship in the show. Jonathan’s love of photography all but disappeared this season. The Byers dog is gone. The town mentions that Barb died from the leak but like, 8 people went missing last season. It wouldn’t have been hard to mention multiple people, including tragically high schooler Barbara Holland. Like this is one of a ton of shows where I’m not sure they have a continuity person on staff.

It’s a fun season to watch and the ads were slightly less egregious (kfc sad family dinner still terrible) but the Duffer Brothers still licked their way into this one over anything else.

#stranger things #stranger things rewatch #season 2 #s2e9

[mrultra100]

Super Smash Bros: Nexis- The Fighters (Warning-Long as Hell)

(Edit: All of the fighters have taglines, many are from their reveal trailers)

What an E3 scoop it has been for Nintendo folks, lemme tell y’all. Not only with got Dragon Quest’s Hero, but we also got Banjo-Kazooie into the mix too! Today’s Smash reveal is why I’m starting a 3 part mini-series on a hypothetical Smash game, featuring non video game- characters as fighters! Not only all fighters already present in Smash, a rosters of well known characters will be included here. With that out of the way, Let’s Settle in Smash!

(Fighters that we already know)

.Mario: 1-Ups!

.Donkey Kong: Beats the Competition!

.Link: Tri-forces in!

.Samus: Places the Bounty!

.Dark Samus: Takes Over!

.Yoshi: Rolls Into Battle!

.Kirby: Swallows His Anger!

.Fox: Soars In!

.Pikachu: I Choose You!

.Luigi: Isn't Scared to Fight!

.Ness: P.Knocks Out The Competition!

.Captain Falcon: Blazes Through!

.Jigglypuff: Puts You to Sleep!

.Peach: Takes the Cake!

.Daisy: Blossoms!

.Bowser: Flips The Switch!

.Ice Climbers: Slide Down!

.Sheik : Appears on the Scene!

.Zelda : Wises Up!

.Dr. Mario : Prescribes Pain!

.Pichu : Shocks the Crowd!

.Falco : Takes Flight

.Marth : Gets to The Point!

.Lucina :  Wakes Her Blade?!

.Young Link : Masks His Fears!

.Ganondorf : Wreaks Havoc!

.Mewtwo : Strikes Back!

.Roy: Seals The Deal!

.Chorm : Awakens

.Mr Game & Watch : Flat Zones the Battle!

.Meta Knight : Strikes From the Shadows!

.Pit : Shines Through!

.Dark Pit :Crashes The Party!

. Zero Suit Samus : Zeroes In!

.Wario : Brings His Wares!

.Snake: Sneaks In!

.Ike: Fights For His Friends!

.Pokemon Trainer : Catches Em All!

.Diddy Kong : Swings Into Action!

.Lucas : Comes Outta Nowhere!

.Sonic : Speeds Into Brawl!

.King Dedede : Hammers Into The Scene!

.Olimar : Crash-Lands!

.Lucario : Unleashes The Aura!

.R.O.B. : Assembles!

.Toon Link : Sails Off!

.Wolf : Dives In!

.Villager : Comes to Town!

.Mega Man : Joins the Battle!

.Wii Fit Trainer : Weighs In!

.Rosalina and Luma : Launches Into Battle!

.Little Mac :Punches In!

.Greninja : Makes a Splash!

.Palutena : Alights!

.PAC-MAN : Hungers for Battle!

.Robin : Brings the Thunder!

.Shulk : Foresees a Fight!

.Bowser Jr : Clowns the Competition!

.Duck Hunt : Takes Aim!

.Here Comes a New Challenger: Ryu!

.Ken : Turns Up The Heat!

.Cloud : Storms In!

.Corrin : Chooses to Smash!

.Bayonetta : Gets Wicked!

.Inkling : Makes a Mess!

.Ridley : Hits the Big Time!

.Simon : Lashes Out!

.Richter : Crosses Over!

.King K. Rool : Comes Aboard!

.Isabelle : Turns Over a New Leaf!

.Incineroar : Enters The Ring!

.Piranha Plant : Pipes Up!

.Joker : Steal The Show!

.Hero : Draws Near!

.Banjo-Kazooie : Are Raring to Go!

.Terry: Faces the Fury!

.Byleth: Joins Smash House!

.Mii Brawler : Gets Up Close and Personal!

.Mii Swordfighter : Take a Stab!

.Mii Gunner : Locks and Load!

With the first half out of the way, here’s characters that would fit well in Smash, video game or not

.Paper Mario (Super Mario) : Joins the Fold!

.Geno  (Super Mario)  : Shoots From the Stars!

.Waluigi (Super Mario) : Arrives In Time!

.Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong) : Whips It Good!

.Linkle (Legend of Zelda) : Arrows In!

.Poochy (Yoshi) : Fetches a Fight!

.Bandana Waddle Dee  (Kirby) : Waddles In!

.Marx (Kirby) : Rolls Into Battle

.Zan Partizanne (Kirby) : Shocks the Competition!

.Krystal (Starfox) : Freezes Over!

.Mimikyu (Pokemon) : Dresses for Battle!

.Buzzwole (Pokemon) : Flexes In!

.Necrozma (Pokemon) : Devours the Light!

.Sandaconda (Pokemon): Slithers In!

.Ninten (Earthbound) :  Powers Up!

.Samurai Goroh (F-Zero) : Slices the Showdown!

.Lyn (Fire Emblem) : Slashes Into the Brawl!

.Viridi (Kid Icarus) : Drops the Bomb!

.Hades  (Kid Icarus) : Gets Reckless!

.Ashley (Warioware) : Casts Trouble!

.Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog) :  Brings the Chaos!

.Rex (Xenoblade Chronicles) : Drive Into Battle!

.Jeanne (Bayonetta) : Weaves Her Way!

.Octoling (Splatoon) : Passes the Test!

.Callie and Marie  (Splatoon) : Stay Fresh!

.Pearl and Marina  (Splatoon) : Stay Off the Hook!

.Alucard (Castlevania) : Rises  Above the Darkness

.Oracle (Persona 5) : Hacks In!

.Shantae (Shantae) : Dances Through the Danger!

.Monster Hunter (Monter Hunter) : Joins the Hunt!

.Filia (Skullgirls) : Brushes Up!

.Cerabella  (Skullgirls): Brings the Big Top!

.Peacock  (Skullgirls) : Toons In!

.Squigly  (Skullgirls) : Reignites!

.Rayman  (Rayman) : Lends a Hand!

.Spring Man (ARMS) : Armed and Dangerous!

.Ribbon Girl (ARMS) : Wraps In!

.Ty and Revvit (Dinotrux) : Truxs it Up!

.D-Structs and Skrap-It (Dinotrux) : Rampage In!

.Ton-Ton  (Dinotrux)  :Races Through!

.Xee  (Dinotrux) : Small But Mighty!

.Flapjaw  (Dinotrux): Wings It!

.Moana (Moana) : Washes Up!

.Maui (Moana) : Gets Hooked!

.Tamatoa (Moana) : Rises From the Depths!

.Johnny (Johnny Test) : Explodes Into Action!

.Dukey  (Johnny Test) : Fights Some Fur!

.Vampire Susan and Mary  (Johnny Test) “ Glitter for Glory!

.Duke (The Vampair Series) : Bites In!

.Missi (The Vampair Series) : Slays in Her Velvet Dress!

.Charlie (Hazbin Hotel) : Hops Into Action!

.Vaggie  (Hazbin Hotel) : Makes Her Point!

.Angel Dust  (Hazbin Hotel) : Webs In!

.Alastor  (Hazbin Hotel):Goes Full Smile!

.Rawhide (Long Gone Gulch) : Slingshots Into Smash!

.Snag  (Long Gone Gulch) : Goes Monstrous!

.Mako  (Long Gone Gulch) : Put Some Bite Into the Fight!

.Cuphead (Cuphead) : Rolls the Dice!

.Mugman (Cuphead) : Goes For Broke!

.Bendy (Bendy and the Ink Machine) : Makes His Premiere!

.Allison  (Bendy and the Ink Machine) : Strikes From Above!

.Wallace & Gromit ( Wallace & Gromit) :Get Crafty!

.Fern and Willis (Awful Hospital) : Go Medical!

.Dr. Phage  (Awful Hospital): Goes Quack!

.Carmen Sandiego (From her Netflix remake) : Strikes Into Smash!

.Sam & Max ( Sam & Max: Freelance Police) : Make the Case!

. (Team Fortress 2) Meet the Heavy!

.Homestar (Homestar Runner) : Dashes Through!

.Strong Bad (Homestar Runner) : Checks the Competition!

.Mr. Bump (The Mr. Men Show) : Takes a Crash!

.Chris (Wild Kratts) : Gets Wild!

.Martin  (Wild Kratts): Takes A Swing!

.Aviva  (Wild Kratts):Goes Technical!

.Taterazay (Patapon) : Fights to the Beat!

.Ben (Ben 10 Omniverse) : Goes Full-Hero!

.Vilgax  (Ben 10 Omniverse):Shows His Might!

.Gwen  (Ben 10 Omniverse):Gravites Her Way!

.Charmcaster  (Ben 10 Omniverse):Charms up a Fight!

.Kevin  (Ben 10 Omniverse):Keeps it Rock Solid!

.Ralph (Wreak-It-Ralph) : Wreaks It Up!

.Lilith (Boarderlands) : Answers the Call!

.Claptrap (Boarderlands) : Starts A Revolution!

.Shrek (Shrek) : Takes Orge!

.Spongebob (Spongebob Squarepants) : Is Ready!

.Tracer (Overwatch) : Blinks In!

.Jotaro (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures) : Stands Proud!

.Flain (Mixels) : Heats Things Up

.Snoof  (Mixels):Skis to Battle!

.Scorpi  (Mixels) : Snuggles By!

.Tentro  (Mixels) : Stretches In!

.King Nixel  (Mixels) : Nixes The Battle!

.Booger  (Mixels) : Slimes In!

.Volectro (Mixels) : Shocks and Awe!

.Globert (Mixels) : Dazzles The Showdown!

.Knight (Hollow Knight) : Shades In!

.Hornet (Hollow Knight) : Creeps Up

.Agumon (Digimon) :Digivolves!

.Jibanyan (Yo Kai Watch) : Summon Forth!

.Hat Kid (A Hat in Time) : Shows Up in Time!

Sweet lord that was a mouthful, and now I feel like Pooh’s Adventures, adding characters into a story where they don’t belong. So, how did all of these guys meet up with the Smash roster? The answer to that question will be brought up in the next episode: the story mode, where we unfortunately reunite with an infamous foe, sort of... Stay tuned folks!

#super smash bros ultimate #crossover #Ultra Ramblings #super smash bros nexis #46 of these guys will never be in smash #can't a man dream tho?

[redstonedust]

so after letting this post circulate for a day i decided to tally up all the people mentioned in the notes like some kind of impromptu survey

i present: mcytblrs (unoffical) most wanted 3rd life s3 additions

notes:

while the original post said "if you could add one person" i counted every name each reblog mentioned. this included things worded like 'i would choose [x], but i think my vote would have to be [y]" so this mightve come out differently if it was done as an actual poll.

i also counted every instance of "prev tags" as a vote for every name the person they reblogged it from mentioned. which was kind of hell to keep track of. ya'll kill me sometimes.

this has almost definitely been done as a proper survey before, but i found my results interesting enough to share. bite me.

anyways:

total results:

just people with more than 1 vote:

total votes: 431

with a smashing lead of 66 votes, 20 more than the previous most mentioned name, our winner is geminislay!

congrats, gem! mcytblr really wants you to commit murder. or, depending on the responder, roleplay being unwilling to murder. majority were in favor of her actually popping off though.

futher statistics:

the most voted for hermits, excluding gem, were:

joe hills (46 votes), docm77 (33 votes), and cubfan135 (19)

interestingly it seemed like most of the reasoning attached was split between them, with joe being for comedic reasons, doc being for roleplay & trap reasons, and cub being for raw pvp and game sense reasons. all three were often noted for roleplay potential though.

the most voted for empires/alsmp members, excluding gem, were:

fwhip (37 votes), mythicalsausage (35 votes), and theorionsound (12 votes)

i don't have much to extrapolate from this except that fwhip and sausage were often mentioned together, alongside gem. people really want the wither rose gang in 3rd life, i guess. oli was often brought up with reasoning along the line of "he'd be terrible at it, and i want to see this."

the most voted for other mcyts were:

technoblade (14 votes), wilbur soot (14 votes), and philza (9 votes)

i almost gave these guys their own category because sbi was dominating the section i can only describe as "it'd never happen, but wouldnt it be funny if it did?" notably people don't seem to actually want any of them to WIN 3rd life, and think it'd just be funny for them to be present and get their butts kicked by someone like bdubs.

some votes that just straight up aren't mcyts:

queen elizabeth the II (1 vote), brian david gilbert (1 vote), mike lebeau (1 vote)

touché to these brave souls, i hope your dreams are fulfilled.

honorable mentions i find funny:

sneegsnag (1 vote) for being the first non-hermit/empires/alsmp member i noticed being voted for, and sticking in my brain ever since. i would like to see it, actually. i agree.

hypnotizd, vintagebeef and welsknight, for being the only hermits that did not get mentioned once. i'm so sorry kings, you deserve to commit murder too. also joey graceffa, for being the only empires member that did not get mentioned. homophobia at its finest.

kevin (1 vote). i don't know which kevin they meant. i wrote it down as callmekevin because that seems to be the most popular kevin i could find, but really it's anyone's game. maybe they mispelled jevin, who knows. if your name is kevin, you too could be eligible for this survey. congratulations, kevins of the world.

#3lsmp #llsmp #3rd life #mcyt

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Welcome to the Nightmare Game II - CH46

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Chapter 46: Star Death Reality Show (XXIX)

All of the blood in Qi Leren’s body had solidified, and every cell was screaming silently, "No, don't, don't be it"! But this useless prayer could not help their current dangerous situation.

The sound from the vent became clearer and clearer, and it came out through the metal shutters. Qi Leren suddenly woke up from the stiffness that was like being thrown into a freezer, pointed to the door, and shouted, "Open the door! Fast!"

Dr. Lu was closest to the door, and rushed to open it. As a result, as soon as he raised his leg, his left foot stumbled over his right foot, and he fell hard on his face. Du Yue reacted quickly and rushed to the door to unlock it urgently. However, Leviathan had opened the metal shutter in the vent, and its tentacles wrapped in tinfoil stretched out from the black tunnel.

Qi Leren fired three shots at the tentacles. Two shots missed and one shot hit, but like last time, with an ordinary gun’s offensive power, it was impossible to break through the octopus’s shell.

The monster fell down from above like a pool of mud and expanded to a size larger than before. Its mass had exceeded that of a human, and after it fell, those branching tentacles spread across the ground like dead roots, motionless.

Qi Leren retreated slowly, glancing out of the corner of his eye at the door. Dr. Lu was struggling to get up from the ground while Du Yue was sweating as he struggled to unlock the door, because it had been Qi Leren who had locked the door just now, and Du Yue was unfamiliar with this type of lock.

No, I can't get out yet. I have to stall for time... But it would be difficult to stall by fighting. The best way is...

Qi Leren shouted: "Du Yue, use your skill!"

By the time the two rookies reacted, Qi Leren had been chased by the octopus and didn’t hesitate to jump into the vent!

"Stop, don’t move! There’s a kind of charge up!" Du Yue quickly launched this bug-like skill card [Protagonist Halo]!

[Protagonist Halo: When you use this skill card, you instantly become the center of attention, the protagonist of the story, and the fearless saviour! You, with the frightening aura of a king, can easily move people’s hearts, but you can always keep your last breath when you are beaten by a powerful enemy, because the enemy can’t help but explain his motives and modus operandi to you (although there may not be enough time). This skill lasts for one minute, with a cooldown time of three hours. During the start of the skill, persuasiveness increases by 20% and some people’s IQ decreases by 20%. You will not die if attacked. After all, you are the protagonist of this one minute.]

With He Yi’s brain, Leviathan was like any boss who had been faced with the lead character. It had forgotten who it was, where it was, and what it was going to do. It just stood there and listened to this guy who was 1.9 meters tall and 18 years old and could barely act as the teen protagonist. He shouted at it with a cracking voice, and sincerely advised it to abide by human laws and surrender itself quickly.

Ah, there was an invisible and intangible mysterious aura on this human being, which made everyone who saw him believe that this was the legendary protagonist! Although it was very angry, it still had to listen to the protagonist's words!

If it wasn't for its lack of vocal cords, it would probably explain its criminal motives and criminal record. Qi Leren took this opportunity to rush to the door, grabbing Dr. Lu with one hand and unlocking it nervously with the other.

This lock should be like this, wrong, so like this, wrong, how is it unlocked?

Under the Protagonist Halo, Qi Leren, whose IQ had plummeted by 20%, went crazy. It took half a minute to unlock the door and kick Dr. Lu out: "Run!"

Dr. Lu clutched his kicked ass and ran away in three steps.

The most delicious one had escaped the danger. Now there were less than 20 seconds left. Qi Leren shouldered the rocket launcher up off the ground and grabbed Du Yue to drag him out. Watching the "protagonist" run away, the monster finally woke up from the unexplained state of wonder, and the huge mouthparts hidden beneath its tentacles let out a sharp cry, rushing to catch up!

This speed was too fast! Qi Leren kicked Du Yue out with another foot, braced himself against the door, and aimed the rocket launcher at Leviathan, but it was too late. The monster had already jumped in front of him, and its tentacles suddenly stretched. He was dragged to the ground by his feet!

As soon as Qi Leren's hands loosened, the rocket launcher on his shoulder immediately smashed down and landed on his instep, causing a tingle of pain, and his left arm was swallowed by Leviathan's sharp-toothed maw!

"Qianbei!" Du Yue cried, looking back to pull Qi Leren out.

At this time, it was too late to save, and even if he loaded the file, he couldn't go back to the time before his left hand was injured. However, Qi Leren still saved. He felt the pain as if his arm was stuck in a meat grinder, everything below his elbow being ground by countless tiny teeth.

But this was also an opportunity. Qi Leren, who almost fainted in pain, used his quick wits, and a miniature bomb from his item bar appeared directly in his left hand—that is, in the belly of the octopus. Only six minutes were left before his privacy time ran out!

This explosion was even more devastating because it happened directly in Leviathan's body! This terrible explosion made the inside of its body turn inside out, and the brain hidden in it was more fragile than any internal organs. After the explosion, the human brain was useless.

Qi Leren's situation was not much better. The heat and impact of the explosion came out of Leviathan's mouthparts towards him, slamming him against the wall and breaking his neck. He died on the spot and was resurrected at the save point.

Du Yue, who witnessed the death of his senior, was still dumbfounded. Qi Leren had already judged the current situation—he couldn't continue to play! To say nothing of his left hand that was basically wasted, he would die in a few minutes if he didn’t stop the bleeding. Leviathan, though badly hurt, obviously did not lose its fighting power, and even became more violent!

At the moment when Qi Leren resurrected, it had already become like a giant spinning top, spinning wildly on the ground and rushing towards them!

Qi Leren, who suffered from the pain, relied entirely on willpower and kicked Du Yue out the door with one foot. After he slipped out of the door, he threw it closed. The sound of heavy objects hitting the door sounded behind him. Leviathan's bloated and heavy body hit the door directly, but it didn't open the door.

Because its brain had been destroyed in the explosion just now.

One destroyed hand, but he lowered the enemy’s IQ. This round was not a loss!

Damn, you shouldn't have forgotten to shoot He Yi's head before, otherwise, how could you play so badly?!

Because of the severe pain from the intense trauma just now, Qi Leren's right hand covered the elbow of his left arm. The part below the elbow has landed in Leviathan's stomach. The blood was spraying out like a broken faucet, reaching half a metre away. The ground was as horrible as a murder scene!

Du Yue looked at Qi Leren at a loss: "Qianbei, your hand is gone! What should we do! It's bleeding!"

Qi Leren glanced at his privacy time of only five minutes. He gritted his teeth and forced himself to stay awake. If he passed out now, with Du Yue's rookie first aid knowledge, he might really fall to the fate of bleeding to death. At this crucial moment, I have to rely on myself. Qi Leren took out the first-aid supplies that Chen Baiqi had once enthusiastically recommended from his item bar, and gritted his teeth: "Help me hold it."

Du Yue held his arm and listened to the thumping sound behind him. He helped Qi Leren to tie the rubber hose with trepidation. Qi Leren pulled hard and tied it around the middle position of his upper arm. The wound finally stopped bleeding crazily, but it still couldn't be stopped altogether.

Qi Leren remembered that Chen Baiqi had once said that if no measures were taken within three minutes, this kind of limb injury was basically equivalent to signing a death certificate. If there is no teammate who can treat it, take a soldering iron or flamethrower and burn it against the wound. Only when the blood vessels cauterize to necrosis would it stop the massive bleeding.

"Go, Dr. Lu certainly didn't go far, and time is running out," Qi Leren said, suffering from dizziness and severe pain, and hurried in the direction Dr. Lu had run away. Along the way, he was still thinking. He had had a fight with the big boss, and was injured and dying. He also ran away with the protagonist. It was like a life mentor of the leading role who was going to croak.

Bah, it's so unlucky!

Before running far, Qi Leren heard Dr. Lu’s voice: "You ran too far!"

Qi Leren and Du Yue stopped, looked intently, and Dr. Lu, who had opened the [Free WIFI] skill card, was squatted in the corner without any presence, shouting at them. Looking at Qi Leren's injury, he was shocked: "What's wrong with you, don't move, don't move, I'll give you quick first aid! Oh come on, this injury is too heavy!"

"There’s still four minutes left," Qi Leren reported the time, in too much pain to speak.

Dr. Lu immediately used "Doctor’s Orders". In the milky light, the continuously bleeding wound miraculously stopped. Although the amputated limb could not grow back, the wound healed quickly and new skin covered it. It was completely healed.

Dr. Lu was also shocked: "This effect is too good... Am I so powerful? Am I really a genius nurse?"

Du Yue said faintly on the side: "You’ve never had such a good effect in treating my injuries..."

"No, no, no, this must be because your IQ is not enough to affect the performance of 'Doctor’s Orders'. The skill card says that the more impressive the patient is, the better!" Dr. Lu said convincingly.

"But your treatment for others isn’t this good," Du Yue refused to accept it and refused to admit it was an IQ problem.

"Right, why is that?" Dr. Lu was also confused.

Just then, the pain that made him feel close to blacking out finally faded away. Qi Leren untied the rubber hose which left a bruise on his arm. He stared at the healed amputated limb on his elbow for more than ten seconds, and then he came back from the state of high tension just now.

Although he had died before, thanks to S/L Data, he has always completed the tasks with intact hands and feet every time, and this was the first time that he has lost a hand directly. He thought he would be disgracefully frightened, but because of these two rookies, he looked much calmer.

"Don't worry, there are people in the Twilight Township who can do limb regeneration. I know them. If you go back and pay a few survival days, you can grow it back." When Dr. Lu saw Qi Leren staring at the amputated hand, he thought he was sad, so he comforted him.

"Is it expensive?" As a poor player who has consumed a lot of survival days in the process of competing with Su He, this was what Qi Leren is most concerned about.

"It's okay, I remember it was just over a hundred days," Dr. Lu said.

Qi Leren, who had only seventeen days to live, didn't want to speak.

Du Yue was not rich either. He said gloomily, "That’s a lot, I only have thirty days..."

There was no harm without comparison, and Qi Leren suddenly felt that he was impoverished...

"It’s nothing, if you don’t have enough, I’ll pay for you. I usually charge for treating others. Healers are quite scarce, so I’ve earned a lot. Right now I have about two hundred survival days!" Dr. Lu said generously.

More than two hundred days… More than two hundred days… More than two hundred days…

Du Yue would be silent when hearing this number, and Qi Leren would cry when hearing it.

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Editor’s Notes: For anyone (me) who has forgotten the exact details, here’s the description for Doctor’s Orders:

[Doctor’s Orders] (Non-Binding Skill Card): The ability to work miracles comes with a price – a price for your patients. There will be no mercy given to those who do not deserve. Allows the holder to heal all who meet the following requirements: attractive, not a Virgo and an IQ over 100. The number of requirements met will determine the effectiveness of the treatment. Skill cooldown: 2 hours. (translated by Sigma)

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Benefits

Rivals blurb: 2.8k word

Request: y/n & harry go to a bar and someone from harrys office flirts with her and he gets jealous

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Work parties were never very exciting, so when Y/n and Harry had a combined company benefit party at one of the upscale lounges in London she was hardly excited. Her publicist had decided it would be good to do it together to get more hype and press on it by proving even though their companies split years prior there was ‘no bad blood’. She only agreed because some of the profits were going to different charities and that gave her the stamina to stick out a work event, and well free booze was a plus.

She had just enough time to make a pitstop home to change into a formal appropriate cocktail dress, pumps and fixed her hair before making her way towards the bar. Upon arrival she could already hear Harry’s distinct fake laugh, her eyes rolling automatically knowing he was cheesing up to some rich beneficiary to milk as much cash out of them as he could. She headed straight to the bar, ordering a vodka soda with lime deciding she’d need a little help getting through the night If she’d be trapped with that prick in such an enclosed space.

After two vodka sodas she was feeling a good buzz, good enough that her uptight nature seemed to unravel enough for her to entertain the gentlemen who decided to start talking to her, joining her at the bar. He wasn’t too bad looking, typical business man look with a crisp suit and hair styled with some sort of product that made it stiff. He was well groomed and she had recognized him as one of Harry’s employees. Mark was his name, and as long as he kept her drinks coming, she was more than willing to keep chatting with the man. Seemed like a good trade to her, booze for flirting- a win-win for both parties.

“How old are yeh doll?” the man was giving her the typical flirty eyes, she’d typically cringe at how thick this guy was laying it on already but she was too tipsy to care. “ ‘m 23, you?” the man had a sly smirk on his face at that, rubbing his chin slightly before taking a sip of his whiskey. “I’m 46, props to you fo’ havin’ such a big company at your age. I was just getting’ coffee for asshole bosses when I was your age. A business woman is sexy you know? You like older men hun?” his game was truly weak, almost embarrassingly so for someone of his age. She questioned if he could be a 40-year-old virgin, or he was just a terrible flirt. Yet she answered truthfully, not caring much since she’d likely never see this bloke again. “Depends, been with ‘em before but it’s not a preference or anything.”

His eyes flicked over the expanse of her body, his smirk not dropping at her answer as he licked over his lips. “Oldest you’ve been with?” his question made her roll her eyes starting to get a little tired of him now, knowing full well he just wanted to bang her which wasn’t going to happen. “I don’t kiss and tell Marcus.”

The pair weren’t aware of the irritated glare that was watching their every move, reading their lips from across the room as they talked. Harry was the peeping tom in question, staring the two adults down with a strange feeling in his gut and a tingle in his palms- like he wanted to punch his employee but- why? It’s not like he had any real reason to, but still a flare of…jealousy crawled up his spine and burrowed inside the ripples of his brain. He had been in this position before, when him and the girl were younger and he’d see her makeout with another guy or her boyfriend of the time or when he’d hear them fucking in a neighboring room while a young Harry grew overly irritated at the fact someone else was feeling what he’d felt before. He was being immature he knew that, but he didn’t care as he marched over to the pair acting casual despite his mood when he leaned against the dark wood of the polished bar.

Harry rubbed his pointer finger over the wood, collecting a small amount of dust on the digit before tapping his knuckles on the wood getting the attention of the bar tender and the pair he’d been practically stalking since he noticed them together. “Gin and tonic please, love and another one of whatever Y/n had. Put it on my tab, thank yeh” he was always a polite guy, his mother truly raised him well in that aspect and it was refreshing for Y/n to hear the man talking to someone kindly instead of the usual bickering they partake in.

Y/n turned to him on her swiveling barstool, giving him a tipsy soft smile and nod in acknowledgement not noticing the side eye he was giving the man on the other side of her. “Hello Harold” she greeted him using the name she knew got on his nerves, his name was simply Harry yet everyone assumed it was a shortened version of the rather old-fashioned name typically tied to it. Yet, he didn’t bother getting irritated or retorting with something annoying no- his focus was more on the man he had an itch to fire at the moment. He managed to keep his professional nature regardless, “Evening love, hello Marcus what are you lot talkin’ about?” Y/n was more confused on the pet name he’d used towards her than about the harsh gaze he was sending toward the man on her left.

Mark seemed to sense the animosity, knowing his bosses irritated look very well. He opted to respond to his employer with an awkward chuckle a shrug added to it, “Nothin’ much, business and such. Was admiring how she’s runnin’ a company so young just like you. Would be lying if I said I wasn’t a bit jealous.” His free hand went up to scratch the back of his neck, sipping his drink to have a way to cover his nervous lips whilst Harry stared him down. Y/n was honestly a bit amused at the situation at hand, wishing she had some popcorn to go with her fifth vodka soda to enjoy the little testosterone standoff happening. She’s seen Harry get like this a couple times, so she shamelessly added fuel to the fire.

“Yea, and askin’ me if I like older men then following that up with askin’ the oldest man I’ve slept with. It’s been a very professional conversation H, no need to worry.” She knew exactly what she was doing, and she got the reaction she wanted when Mark nervously fiddled with his tie and Harry’s jaw clenched, the action still noticeable in the dim lighting. Y/n was tempted to laugh at the surge of tension she had just created, opting instead to sip her drink as she waited for what was to come next.

Harry straightened himself up, turning to look at the man with a raised eyebrow. “Oh really? That hardly seems appropriate for a work event.” Harry was trying his best not to show the possessive feelings he was having, rather opting for a reprimanding boss act to fit the occasion. “erm…uh was just some casual banter Mister Styles. Might have had one too many, wasn’t using my best judgement…I apologize Y/n” he was rushing his words, obviously anxious to escape the confrontation which Y/n found even funnier. Harry gave the man a curt dismissal with a request to see him in his office on Monday, and in true Y/n fashion she decided to add a second dose of fuel to the fire- calling out to the fleeing man- “The oldest was 54 by the way!” this of course made Mark scurry away faster and Harry lower his gaze to the woman before him with a irritated yet quizzical look.

“54?” his tongue darted out to lick over his lips, a sting of gin hitting the tip of his tongue from the drop lingering on his bottom lip. Y/n shrugged, crunching a rouge ice cube between her back molars while she nodded. “Vegas, tequila, he had major sugar daddy vibes and 19-year-old me was into it.” Y/n was always rather shameless when it came to sex, she’s been sexually active for the majority of her life so the shyness of talking about it left her long ago. Harry snorted slightly, shaking his head with an amused grin at the girl. “Naughty! you’re somethin’ else Y/n. I’m gonna tell your dad.”

“I don’t think his heart could take it, he did an awful lot of blow back in the day so I’d appreciate it if yeh didn’t do that sir.” She rolled her eyes, taking a subtle jab at her less than respectable antics of her filthy rich father. “Seems like you were doing an awful lot of a different version of blow to me.” the man smirked at his own joke getting a light slap on his bicep in return. “Shut up, I haven’t forgotten when you got gonorrhea when you were 18. You’re just as bad as me.” Y/n poked his ribs making Harry groan at the memory, “I got that treated you asshole. I’ve learned to wrap it before I tap it since then and be selective with what I put my dick in now. For the record, all my std tests have come back clean since so fuck you.”  

Y/n gave him an innocent smile back, resting her cheek on her fist. “Is that an offer?”

The response wasn’t one Harry was expecting. Not by a long shot, he hasn’t been inside her in a little over a year so her response to his jab took him by surprise. His eyes immediately met hers, finding a curious glance coming from her orbs. Setting down his glass the man turned towards her, facing her completely before responding.

“If you want it to be.”

Y/n smiled at him, standing up from her stool to get closer to the man pulling him down by his collar to talk in his ear. “Your place or mine?”

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  After a painful ten-minute taxi ride, they’d made it to Harrys home. They were well aware of looming neighbors and press so they kept it professional till they were inside the four walls of the mansion- rushing up to his bedroom like two teenagers scared of getting caught. Anxious rushing of feet up the stairs hands struggling to stay to themselves on the way to the king-sized bed waiting for them.

After what seemed like forever, the pair burst into Harry’s bedroom the door hitting the wall with a loud bang as the man lurched forward to smash his lips against hers. It was frantic, sloppy and rough- it was fucking hot.

“you drive me up the fuckin’ wall you know that?” His voice was gruff, heavy with lust and jealous rage. Shoving the woman onto his bed with little care, he knew she liked it rough. A fact confirmed to him after he’d seen the rather violent bdsm porn she had saved to her computer and the various sex toys-including restraints, collars and clamps in a box in her closet 2 years ago when she moved into her current home and forced him to help her put everything away.

Y/n let out a small gasp when her body flew onto the mattress, kicking her heels off after she had settled with a smirk painted on her pretty lips. “Do i?” her tone way teasing, hands moving to unzip her dress while the man moved to stand before her yanking the fabric down her body to leave her in only a silk bra and matching thong, his eyes shamelessly taking in the sight of her body- intimate parts only covered with think sections of emerald green silk fabric.

“Ya know I didn’t appreciate you tellin’ that bloke about other men fuckin’ you, was rather impolite y/n.” Harry gave her a stone cold glare whilst tugging his belt out of the loops of his dress pants, tossing it carelessly behind him as the woman dove forward to work the button and zipper of his trousers undone. “Why? You jealous? Are you jealous because I let other men and women fuck me? Are you mad that you never get to taste me, fuck me and cum with me like they do?”

Y/n’s comments were soon cut off by a ring clad hand wrapped itself around her neck with enough pressure to stall her speech. “You never know when to shut the fuck up huh? We both know full well, no one can fuck yeh the way I do. Now, are you gonna quit your blabbering so I can fuck yeh or do I have to shove this skimpy excuse for underwear down that gabby throat? Hmm? Because I like to hear your dirty moans but I’m not a fan of this snarky mouth baby. Are you going to behave or shall I go have a wank instead?”

The pitiful whine accompanied by a pout coming from the woman made Harry’s cock twitch, she was so desperate for it and he had her right where he wanted her. He soon felt her hands pawing at his crotch, tugging the material of his tight dress pants down his legs before returning to pull his cock from the flap in the front of his boxers. It had been entirely too long since he’d held her small soft hands on his prick, watching with baited breath as her right hand moved to rid herself of the sorry excuse for undergarments she had on.

“Want it in, H please”

He obviously couldn’t say no to that, not when she was giving him those eyes and leaning back to show the web of wetness dripping from her slit onto the sheets below her snapping when she swiped her finger through it to rub on his already leaking tip. She had his head swimming, chest heaving and balls pulsing with every move she made.

The man tossed her body further up the bed, getting between her legs giving her no warning as he sunk completely in. The pressure and harshness of the thrust took her breath away, an overwhelming fullness almost uncomfortable as he gave her no time to adjust before driving into her beautiful body. The sound of her wetness clicking when coming in contact with his hips and filthy groans of pleasure filled the space, the slapping of skin harsh in their ears with every nailing of his pelvis into hers.

“This what yeh needed? No one else fucks yeh so good you can’t breathe do they? Got your face goin’ almost purple, feel my cock in your chest don’t you baby?”

His words were filthy, yet held truth. He pulled halfway out to give her a chance to take a few breaths, the dark redness of her oxygen starved face starting to fade to a flustered pink before he continued his rough ramming. Her nails pierced the skin of his tattooed arms, screams of pleasure rawing her throat when she felt her orgasm about to reach it’s peak.

“Holy fuck!”

Her exclamation was loud, filthy and drenched in sultry bliss as the knot in her stomach unraveled. She tried desperately to climb away from his hammering hips, the stimulation making her entire body feel like it was screaming yet his hands kept her pinned to the bed fucking her relentlessly through her orgasm.

“Fuckin’ hell! Cummin’ hard huh? No one else can make you cum like this, say it. Tell me baby, admit it”

His teeth were clenched painfully tight as he spoke, Y/n struggling to get her words out with the surge of feeling rushing through her nerves managing to ramble out the words almost incoherently.

“That’s fuckin’ right doll, only I can do this to yeh.”

Even with his body on fire, he held his cocky persona pounding into her a few more times until he jerked his hips out just in time to spill his seed onto her heaving stomach. Watching the ribbons of thick white cum paint her flushed sweaty skin, her body trembling from her orgasm violently while being painted with her ‘enemies’ hot cum.

The bed shook when Harry dropped down beside her, breathless and worn out. a proud smirk painted on his sweaty red face when he turned to the woman who was looking at him already struggling to remember how to breathe. Placing a smacking kiss to her swollen lips, a strong arm tugging her into his sticky side.

For the first time in a long time, they felt content in each other’s grasp. Making them both silently wonder if these feelings weren’t just lust, but something else entirely.

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100 Whump Dialogue Prompts

1) "No one is coming to help you." 2) "Your screams are music to my ears." 3) "Keep your eyes open, I really want you to watch what I'm about to do to your little friend here." 4) "Does it kill you? Knowing that you can't do anything to stop me?" 5) "Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you just yet." 6) "You were always too soft, never could stand up for yourself." 7) "Where's your hero now when you need them the most? I don't see them." 8) "Do you really think they could ever love you?" 9) "Look at you now, you're pathetic. You're weak." 10) "I don't want to rush this, I've been waiting a long time for this moment so I want to be able to take my time with you." 11) "But they told me they loved me." "Aww, sweetheart, they were lying, I'm the only one who could ever love you." 12) "I never wanted to hurt people! I didn't want this life! You made me a monster." 13) "I didn't make you a monster, you were just born that way." 14) "Hope you're not too attached to that hand." 15) "You killed them, you bury them." 16) "You made me hurt them." "I didn't make you do anything you didn't want to do." 17) "Do as you're told or you're going to make me angry." 18) "Don't ever say that name in front of me again, do you understand?" 19) "I only do these things because I love you, you know that right? I don't want to hurt you, but you just make me so angry sometimes." 20) "Don't take me back there! Please, I can't go back there. They're there." 21) "If I tell you what they made me do you wont be able to look at me the same." 22) "Let them go. I did everything you asked me to do, now just let them go!" 23) "You're a talker, I never liked talkers. Let's see how much talking you can do with your tongue cut out." 24) "You never listen, but that's okay because after I finish carving up your little friend over here I think you're going to be able to hear me just fine. 25) "I've never smashed anyone's hand with a hammer before so this is going to be a first for both of us." 26) "What happened to you? What did they say to you?" "Please don't make me tell you." 27) "I can't sleep, every time I close my eyes I see them." 28) "They were right, I'm weak and I couldn't save them." 29) "Let them go and you can have me. Let them go and I'll never try to leave again. I promise." 30) "No, they were my friend. I should be the one to kill them." 31) "No, go on, say it. Say that you wish I'd died instead of them, I know you want to!" 32) "Why do you stay with them? You don't deserve to be treated like this, no one does." 33) "The only thing you've ever been good at is being a coward!" 34) "You don't belong here, you never did." 35) "You're a waste of air." 36) "You're useless." 37) "They hurt you, why do you go back?" "They're the only family I've got." 38) "You don't have friends, we're the only ones who are able to tolerate you. 39) "I've felt pain all my life, but now? I don't feel anything." "Good, then you're ready." 40) "I wish they would have let you die that day." 41) "You always were too emotional." 42) "What do hugs feel like?" 43) "Why does everything hurt?" 44) "Why doesn't anyone want me? 45) "Families are supposed to love you, not leave you." "Then I guess I've never had a family." 46) "Do you think I'll ever have a family one day?" 47) "How long do you think they can hold their breath underwater before they need to breathe?" 48) "Hey! Hey, wake up! How many of these did you take, huh? No, no, don't go back to sleep, you need to stay awake for me." 49) "Are you afraid of me too?" 50) "Why didn't you tell us you'd been hit? You almost died." 51) "Prove your loyalty. Kill them." "They're just a kid." 52) "Am I going to die here?" "No, okay? Just stay with me." 53) "Your efforts to be the good guy have been so cute but it's time to face reality. You were born to be bad, you'll never be the hero. 54) "I'm fine." "No you're not, you're losing a lot of blood." 55) "Save the others first. Save them first or all my fighting was for nothing." 56) "You see these scars? You did this to me." 57) "Do you think they knew I loved them before they died?" 58) "Could you ever forgive me?" 59) "I can't give up. They need me so I can never give up." 60) "You couldn't save your first love, what makes you think you can save your second?" 61) "It's okay if you're scared of dying, your friends were too." 62) "Whatever you want, anything you want, I'll give it to you. Just make it stop." 63) "They say I'm a monster and I never believed them but now I think they're right." 64) "I failed my mission, I couldn't save them. Their deaths are on me." 65) "I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can barely fucking breathe because they're gone and it's my fault. And god knows what they're doing to them right now and I'm just sitting here doing nothing!" 66) "Calm down, calm down, you were just dreaming." 67) "Take me instead, please?" "What would I want with someone as pathetic as you?" 68) "If you have to kill one of us kill me." 69) "I ruined your brilliant plan, I destroyed everything you built, I killed your friends, and now you've got one bullet left and two people in front of you. So, shoot me because if you shoot them and let me live I'm going tear you apart piece by piece. So, what's it going to be?" 70) "I know you've been out for a long time need you to do a job for me." "I'm not killing again." "Not even if the person I'm asking you to kill is responsible for all of your pain?" 71) "It'd be a shame if someone you loved got hurt, I know how much your friends mean to you." 72) "I hate myself when I'm with you." 73) "I wish you didn't have to be medicated to call me." 74) "This is all your fault. I wish you'd died in that car crash instead of them." 75) "I need to get up. They're dying so I need to get up right now." 76) "Just make it all stop, please, it hurts. Everything hurts." 77) "We can't be together. You know that. You and I bring out the worst in each other." 78) "Be a shame if you kept talking and I had to take out a few of those teeth to shut you up. Especially since you've got such a lovely smile." 79)  "Look at that, your hero came for you after all. They really do love you, huh? It's a shame you wont get the reunion you wanted." 80) "I know living with me hasn't been easy but I really am trying here." 81) "You put on such a brave face but the truth is you're terrified of what's out there." 82) "You think you're ready to do everything but you're not. You're not ready to kill someone, no matter how much you hate them." 83) "Everybody keeps telling me what to do, what to say, what to think, what to feel and I can't do this anymore, I can't. I feel like I'm not even a person anymore and I just need it to stop. I just want everything to stop! 84) "I'm just trying to keep you from dying! Don't you see that? I care about you and you are the last person I ever want to see dead out there, so just fucking listen to me for once!" 85) "I just want to keep you safe, there are a lot of bad people out there who want to hurt people like us. We have to be careful." 86) "Goddamn it, kid, don't you ever listen? Stay still, let me stop the bleeding, okay?" 87) "You are not one of us, okay? You're just some rando who got dragged into all this shit. So take this money, get a bus ticket, and go home, kid." 88) "What have I become?" 89) "Why hasn't anyone looked for me yet?" "Because they don't care about you like I do." 90) "I'm not a kid anymore so stop treating me like I am!" 91) "They left you all alone. Stay here with me and I'll never leave you. I can be your family and we can watch them all burn together." 92) "Why did you jump in front of me back there?" "Why didn't you move?" 93) "I never thought I'd see you again, they told me you were dead." 94) "Get under the bed and don't make a sound okay?" "But they'll get you." "Just get under the bed and no matter what you hear or what you see just stay completely quiet and completely still. Do that for me, alright?" 95) "Shh, it's just me, don't panic." "Don't sneak up on me like that." 96) "I feel so useless." 97) "You call out for them when you sleep. Do you want to talk about it?" 98) "My eyelids feel like they weigh a million pounds." "It's because you're tired, you should get some sleep. We have to save the world tomorrow." 99) "Hey! Hey, calm down. Calm down, it's just me." 100) "When I finish patching you up I swear to god I'm gonna kick your ass for making me worry about you."

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List of Disney Films

From Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs to our latest box-office smashes, here’s a complete list of Disney films. Click here find out more about all things Disney-from A to Z.



1. 1937: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (G)

2. 1940: Pinocchio (G)

3. 1940: Fantasia (G)

4. 1941: The Reluctant Dragon

5. 1941: Dumbo (G)

6. 1942: Bambi (G)

7. 1943: Saludos Amigos

8. 1943: Victory Through Air Power

9. 1945: The Three Caballeros (G)

10. 1946: Make Mine Music

11. 1946: Song of the South (G)

12. 1947: Fun and Fancy Free

13. 1948: Melody Time

14. 1949: So Dear to My Heart (G)

15. 1949: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (G)

16. 1950: Cinderella (G)

17. 1950: Treasure Island (PG)

18. 1951: Alice in Wonderland (G)

19. 1952: The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men (PG)

20. 1953: Peter Pan (G)

21. 1953: The Sword and the Rose (PG)

22. 1953: The Living Desert

23. 1954: Rob Roy, the Highland Rogue

24. 1954: The Vanishing Prairie

25. 1954: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (G)

26. 1955: Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier (PG)

27. 1955: Lady and the Tramp (G)

28. 1955: The African Lion

29. 1955: The Littlest Outlaw

30. 1956: The Great Locomotive Chase

31. 1956: Davy Crockett and the River Pirates

32. 1956: Secrets of Life

33. 1956: Westward Ho the Wagons!

34. 1957: Johnny Tremain

35. 1957: Perri (G)

36. 1957: Old Yeller (G)

37. 1958: The Light in the Forest

38. 1958: White Wilderness

39. 1958: Tonka

40. 1959: Sleeping Beauty (G)

41. 1959: The Shaggy Dog (G)

42. 1959: Darby O’Gill and the Little People (G)

43. 1959: Third Man on the Mountain (G)

44. 1960: Toby Tyler, or Ten Weeks with a Circus (G)

45. 1960: Kidnapped

46. 1960: Pollyanna (G)

47. 1960: The Sign of Zorro

48. 1960: Jungle Cat

49. 1960: Ten Who Dared



50. 1960: Swiss Family Robinson (G)

51. 1961: One Hundred and One Dalmatians (G)

52. 1961: The Absent-Minded Professor (G)

53. 1961: The Parent Trap

54. 1961: Nikki, Wild Dog of the North (G)

55. 1961: Greyfriars Bobby

56. 1961: Babes in Toyland

57. 1962: Moon Pilot

58. 1962: Bon Voyage

59. 1962: Big Red

60. 1962: Almost Angels

61. 1962: The Legend of Lobo (G)

62. 1962: In Search of the Castaways (G)

63. 1963: Son of Flubber (G)

64. 1963: Miracle of the White Stallions

65. 1963: Savage Sam

66. 1963: Summer Magic

67. 1963: The Incredible Journey (G)

68. 1963: The Sword in the Stone (G)

69. 1963: The Three Lives of Thomasina (PG)

70. 1964: The Misadventures of Merlin Jones (G)

71. 1964: A Tiger Walks

72. 1964: The Moon-Spinners (PG)

73. 1964: Mary Poppins (G)

74. 1964: Emil and the Detectives

75. 1965: Those Calloways (PG)

76. 1965: The Monkey’s Uncle

77. 1965: That Darn Cat! (G)

78. 1966: The Ugly Dachshund

79. 1966: Lt. Robin Crusoe U.S.N.(G)

80. 1966: The Fighting Prince of Donegal

81. 1966: Follow Me, Boys! (G)

82. 1967: Monkeys, Go Home!

83. 1967: The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin

84. 1967: The Happiest Millionaire (G)

85. 1967: The Gnome-Mobile (G)

86. 1967: The Jungle Book (G)

87. 1967: Charlie, The Lonesome Cougar

88. 1968: Blackbeard’s Ghost (G)

89. 1968: The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band

90. 1968: Never a Dull Moment (G)

91. 1968: The Horse in the Gray Flannel Suit

92. 1969: The Love Bug (G)

93. 1969: Smith!

94. 1969: Rascal

95. 1969: The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

96. 1970: King of the Grizzlies (G)

97. 1970: The Boatniks (G)



98. 1970: The Aristocats (G)

99. 1971: The Wild Country (G)

100. 1971: The Barefoot Executive (G)

101. 1971: Scandalous John (G)

102. 1971: The $1,000,000 Duck (G)

103. 1971: Bedknobs and Broomsticks (G)

104. 1972: The Biscuit Eater (G)

105. 1972: Napoleon and Samantha (G)

106. 1972: Now You See Him, Now You Don’t (G)

107. 1972: Run, Cougar, Run (G)

108. 1972: Snowball Express (G)

109. 1973: The World’s Greatest Athlete (G)

110. 1973: Charley and the Angel (G)

111. 1973: One Little Indian (G)

112. 1973: Robin Hood (G)

113. 1973: Superdad (G)

114. 1974: Herbie Rides Again (G)

115. 1974: The Bears and I (G)

116. 1974: The Castaway Cowboy (G)

117. 1974: The Island at the Top of the World (G)

118. 1975: The Strongest Man in the World (G)

119. 1975: Escape to Witch Mountain (G)

120. 1975: The Apple Dumpling Gang (G)

121. 1975: One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing (G)

122. 1975: The Best of Walt Disney’s True-Life Adventures (G)

123. 1976: Ride a Wild Pony (G)

124. 1976: No Deposit, No Return (G)

125. 1976: Gus (G)

126. 1976: Treasure of Matecumbe (G)

127. 1976: The Shaggy D.A. (G)

128. 1977: Freaky Friday (G)

129. 1977: The Littlest Horse Thieves (G)

130. 1977: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (G)

131. 1977: The Rescuers (G)

132. 1977: Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo (G)

133. 1977: Pete’s Dragon (G)

134. 1978: Candleshoe (G)

135. 1978: Return from Witch Mountain (G)

136. 1978: The Cat from Outer Space (G)

137. 1978: Hot Lead and Cold Feet (G)

138. 1979: The North Avenue Irregulars (G)

139. 1979: The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again (G)

140. 1979: Unidentified Flying Oddball (G)

141. 1979: The Black Hole (PG)

142. 1980: Midnight Madness (PG)

143. 1980: The Last Flight of Noah’s Ark (G)

144. 1980: Herbie Goes Bananas (G)

145. 1981: The Devil and Max Devlin (PG)

146. 1981: Amy (G)

147. 1981: The Fox and the Hound (G)

148. 1981: Condorman (PG)

149. 1981: The Watcher in the Woods (PG)

150. 1982: Night Crossing (PG)



151. 1982: Tron (PG)

152. 1982: Tex (PG)

153. 1983: Trenchcoat (PG)

154. 1983: Something Wicked This Way Comes (PG)

155. 1983: Never Cry Wolf (PG)

156. 1984: Splash (Touchstone) (PG)

157. 1984: Tiger Town (G)

158. 1984: Country (Touchstone) (PG)

159. 1985: Baby…Secret of the Lost Legend(Touchstone) (PG)

160. 1985: Return to Oz (PG)

161. 1985: The Black Cauldron (PG)

162. 1985: My Science Project (Touchstone) (PG)

163. 1985: The Journey of Natty Gann (PG)

164. 1985: One Magic Christmas (G)

165. 1986: Down and Out in Beverly Hills (Touchstone) (R)

166. 1886: Off Beat (Touchstone) (R)

167. 1986: Ruthless People (Touchstone) (R)

168. 1986: The Great Mouse Detective (G)

169. 1986: Flight of the Navigator (PG)

170. 1986: Tough Guys (Touchstone) (PG)

171. 1986: The Color of Money (Touchstone) (R)

172. 1987: Outrageous Fortune (Touchstone) (R)

173. 1987: Tin Men (Touchstone) (R)

174. 1987: Ernest Goes to Camp (Touchstone) (PG)

175. 1987: Benji the Hunted (G)

176. 1987: Adventures in Babysitting (Touchstone) (PG-13)

177. 1987: Stakeout (Touchstone) (R)

178. 1987: Can’t Buy Me Love (Touchstone) (PG-13)

179. 1987: Hello Again (Touchstone) (PG)

180. 1987: Three Men and a Baby (Touchstone) (PG)

181. 1987: Good Morning, Vietnam (Touchstone) (R)

182. 1988: Shoot to Kill (Touchstone) (R)

183. 1988: D.O.A. (Touchstone) (R)

184. 1988: Return to Snowy River (PG)

185. 1988: Big Business (Touchstone) (PG)

186. 1988: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Touchstone) (PG)

187. 1988: Cocktail (Touchstone) (R)

188. 1988: The Rescue (Touchstone) (PG)

189. 1988: Heartbreak Hotel (Touchstone) (PG-13)

190. 1988: The Good Mother (Touchstone) (R)

191. 1988: Ernest Saves Christmas (Touchstone) (PG)

192. 1988: Oliver & Company (G)

193. 1988: Beaches (Touchstone) (PG-13)

194. 1989: Three Fugitives (Touchstone) (PG-13)

195. 1989: New York Stories (Touchstone) (PG)

196. 1989: Disorganized Crime (Touchstone) (R)

197. 1989: Dead Poets Society (Touchstone) (PG)

198. 1989: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (PG)

199. 1989: Turner & Hooch (Touchstone) (PG)

200. 1989: Cheetah (G)

201. 1989: An Innocent Man (Touchstone) (R)

202. 1989: Gross Anatomy (Touchstone) (PG-13)



203. 1989: The Little Mermaid (G)

204. 1989: Blaze (Touchstone) (R)

205. 1990: Stella (Touchstone) (PG-13)

206. 1990: Where the Heart Is (Touchstone) (R)

207. 1990: Pretty Woman (Touchstone) (R)

208. 1990: Ernest Goes to Jail (Touchstone) (PG)

209. 1990: Spaced Invaders (Touchstone) (PG)

210. 1990: Fire Birds (Touchstone) (PG-13)

211. 1990: Dick Tracy (Touchstone) (PG)

212. 1990: Betsy’s Wedding (Touchstone) (R)

213. 1990: Arachnophobia (Hollywood Pictures) (PG-13)

214. 1990: Ducktales: the Movie, Treasure of the Lost Lamp (Disney Movietoons) (G)

215. 1990: Taking Care of Business (Hollywood Pictures) (R)

216. 1990: Mr. Destiny (Touchstone) (PG-13)

217. 1990: The Rescuers Down Under (G)

218. 1990: Three Men and a Little Lady (Touchstone) (PG)

219. 1990: Green Card (Touchstone) (PG-13)

220. 1991: White Fang (PG)

221. 1991: Run (Hollywood Pictures) (R)

222. 1991: Scenes from a Mall (Touchstone) (R)

223. 1991: Shipwrecked (PG)

224. 1991: The Marrying Man (Hollywood Pictures) (R)

225. 1991: Oscar (Touchstone) (PG)

226. 1991: One Good Cop (Hollywood Pictures) (R)

227. 1991: What About Bob? (Touchstone) (PG)

228. 1991: Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken (G)

229. 1991: The Rocketeer (PG)

230. 1991: The Doctor (Touchstone) (PG-13)

231. 1991: V. I. Warshawski (Hollywood Pictures) (R)

232. 1991: True Identity (Touchstone) (R)

233. 1991: Paradise (Touchstone) (PG-13)

234. 1991: Deceived (Touchstone) (PG-13)

235. 1991: Ernest Scared Stupid (Touchstone) (PG)

236. 1991: Billy Bathgate (Touchstone) (R)

237. 1991: Beauty and the Beast (G)

238. 1991: Father of the Bride (Touchstone) (PG)

239. 1992: The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (Hollywood Pictures) (R)

240. 1992: Medicine Man (Hollywood Pictures) (PG-13)

241. 1992: Blame It On The Bellboy (Hollywood Pictures) (PG-13)

242. 1992: Noises Off (Touchstone) (PG-13)