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peapod20001 · 1 year

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The only Mario and/or Sonic game I actually LEGITIMATELY played and enjoyed was Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games

I knew NO lore or story for either of those franchises except the names of the characters you could play as

#random post #and I always played by myself #the same few sports..#over and over #and over..#I had the first three games on my wii #the story mode for winter games gave me anxiety cus of the bosses LMAO idk. just freaked me out cus of the like warning sign flashing 😭#I think winter games was my favorite. it just had a lot more too it #I pretty much had everything for 2008 games. and 2012 I didn’t understand some of the things. but winter games was easier to get and had lik #stores and music and things XD #I have difficulties playing games about sports or racing or driving or golf and shit. cus like. I don’t know the rules for those #and usually games assume you know how those things work. but I didn’t. so it like. blocked me from moving forward in the game #like on the barnyard game where there was a pool mini game you HAD to beat to continue thru the story. literally blocked me for YEARS becaus #I only learned how pool works in 2022 #note I got my wii in like 2007-2008 so I was screwed for YEARS #I think maybe one of my parents did it for me at some point. but then I got blocked by a DIFFERENT mini game because I SUCKED AT LAUNCHING #A CHICKEN..#anyways idk why I felt this as important to share but. yea :>

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wetchickenbreast · 4 months

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where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all

#chicken scratch

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miseria-fortes-viros · 9 months

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yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

#helenaposting #icarus #icarusposting #guys there is more to this post PLEASE check the notes i cannot handle one more chicken wing comment #<- person who did the chicken wing thing on purpose and now is regretting it

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theartofmadeline · 5 months

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i promise i wouldn't blame you

#illustration #artists on tumblr #digital art #comic #dinosaur #chicken #art #artwork #drawing #webcomic #theartofmadeline #something i sketched ageeeeessss ago and never made hehe #no i dont know how to draw chickens or dinos. mind your business !!#bird #paleo art #evolution

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fattributes · 3 months

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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

#it’s usually the chicken bouillon #also the best ingredient to have in your kitchen is ketchup #trust me #text

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kedreeva · 4 months

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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

#chickens #like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit #and if by some miracle you do #it's going to be VERY SMALL #Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop #plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs #egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed #the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned #a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days #12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day #usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter #a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15 #and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay #and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them #like worming or treating for coccidia or anything #and doesn't take into account your time #like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this???#wank for ts

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bluestempigeons · 1 year

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Beau only has two modes

#beau #(there was a chicken (who is smaller than her btw) on the other end of the bed)

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druid-for-hire · 1 year

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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”