relationships should be 50-50, she steals my hoodies and i steal her ability to walk the next day 👀
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We should start calling Canadian lesbians “maple syrup lesbians”
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Once upon a time I was a young lesbian who only found acceptance on tumblr. I live in a small rural town and tumblr showed me I wasn’t alone. Recently I have returned, after 6 years away. I left to make my then girlfriend and eventual wife happy. She had never been with a woman before and felt threatened by my tumblr account. Looking back I totally see the red flags. Now that she has left me to be with someone she works with. I’m back and all my followers are fucking PORNBOTS!
Wtf am I missing here?
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I think I'm ready for a happily ever after now. Canadian lesbians, come find me please!
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Who wants to grow an emotionally mature future with me in the great white north?
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i just want a beautiful femme sitting on my lap rn, is that too much to ask for?
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a meme for my Canadian Lesbians
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