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verxsyon · 7 months

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canon-compliant gi. wrio x f!reader.

everyone say thank you to hoyo for wrio's fabulous teaser which gave me a lot of inspo to continue this idea i sent on discord.

childhood friends to lovers au that starts from wriothesley's arrest which is about a decade prior to the game to after the archon quest. reader's parents were sentenced by neuvillette to be guilty and sent to the fortress. one day, she thought of getting herself arrested so she can investigate and there, she met an inmate her age.

what if her parents belonged to a spy organization and defected when her mom found out she was pregnant with her. this org's all about not letting personal feelings get in the way of work, but her parents' love for each other was so strong that they stopped killing according to orders and didn't want their child to be exposed to their job and get hunted down by their former colleagues.

somehow, their enemies found out that they've been hiding in fontaine, and the only way to draw them out is to accuse them of several murders, which they actually committed in the past. this particular case was investigated by the gardes, which resulted at a dead end due to little evidence. as all the evidence points to them and they have no reason to lie about it, they were sentenced to the fortress of meropide.

before going there, her parents told her that they'll be on a business trip. although they've loving, reader's frustrated that they sometimes leave for long periods at a time and won't tell her anything.

due to this, reader grew up to be nosy. she overheard things about two new convicts, a couple, at the fortress of meropide being true perps of the murder case and immediately assumed they were about her parents. the thing is, "how do you go there?" so, she decided to be a menace by causing public disturbances at the city by slandering the iudex and the hydro archon.

she didn't mean it, of course. she needed to do something offensive that would definitely get her ass to jail.

"another kid?" don't tell me..." she heard the guards say in passing on the way to her dorm. similar to the traveler's routine in act iii, reader spends time in between looking for her parents. got stuck here lol, but an incident led her to meet wrio who helped her solve it.

wrio has met her parents who treated him very well and told him about their daughter who's around his age, which he guessed to be her. he agreed to help discover the truth about her parents' sentence and escape from prison, but only for the price of learning the ins and outs of the fortress. reader's nosy nature's useful to perceive info very quickly and she already found out some things that she didn't mean to, so he declared her as his unofficial informant.

remember when charlotte asked paimon and traveler to get info about wrio since they were sent to the fortress? well she found their intel to be insufficient. reader at this time serves as wrio's informant and with her, her parents are his oldest allies. she managed to pick up their convo at the cafe. bored out of her mind, she decided to talk to them and tell her story about her relationship with wrio: from childhood until the present.

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shhhhimwatchingthis · 21 days

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just started the X-Files after years of Pop Culture osmosis, parody, references and memes

But holy shit did none of you prepare me for the pathetic wet cat rizz of Fox Mulder. Puppy dog eyes every other scene. He loses every stand off with every other government agent, military op, co-worker he bumps into. Sassy little quips in between getting his ass kicked and the puppy dog eyes. he's deeply traumatized. he has no social life. he never knows whats going on. he's one of the smartest people in any room he's in and knows more than most what's going on.

This guy is just sopping wet vibes, desperate need to believe, and love for Scully. Character of all time.

#the x files #x files #fox mulder #dana scully #x files season one #he drinks his respect women juice #he has a tragic past #he tries so hard #whats not to love #and contratsed with scully who is angry cool wicked smart tough as hell would trust her with my life

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nyaagolor · 5 months

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You know I didn’t realize after AA5/6 just how badly I needed a judicial assistant who was like. Respected and valued by their attorney. Seeing how highly Ryu thinks of Susato is such a breath air after so many variations of the Manzai duo vibes

In case 4 when Van Zieks insults her and Ryu IMMEDIATELY snaps back with “I consider her advice essential and her assistance invaluable. Please go ahead, Susato” he instantly became my favorite. Put some respect on her name

#Maya and Phoenix’s dynamic imo is perfect #and Trucy is 15 so I also get that one #but watching Athena be berated and infantilized for 2 games is smth I didn’t even realize bothered me #until I saw how well Ryu treats Susato #and now I’m like hold on. drink ur juice (respect women juice)#ace attorney #tgaa #DGS #susato mikotoba #ryunosuke naruhodo #mod vex #hiding this post at like 1am after another post bc I don’t wanna start shit

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oddballism · 5 months

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This is Important

*It is to me, at least

Credit under the cut for where I got the images:

Images 1 & 2:

@belphegor1982 : https://www.tumblr.com/belphegor1982/162517819650/belphegor1982-my-aesthetic-is-donald-being-darn?source=share

Images 3,4, & 5:

@fethrybestduck : https://www.tumblr.com/fethrybestduck/164739198636/wanna-read-dellas-debut-story-the-first-one-that?source=share

Direct link to the Imgur : https://imgur.com/a/3iGqH

#parallels #donald duck drinks respect women juice #he's so proud of the women in his family #hortense and della are awesome #epic mother/daughter duo #disney ducks #duckverse #duck comics #ducktales #donald duck #hortense mcduck #della duck #scrooge mcduck #huey dewey and louie #huey duck #dewey duck #louie duck

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getousatoruu · 7 days

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"Gojo is racist" "Gojo is sexist"....well I think if Geto was still around and morally good, he would have fucked the racism and sexism out of Gojo, maybe that's why Gojo is like that ever thought about it...

Suguru fucking the living daylights out of Gojo for saying something ignorant, now this would make a good trope ngl....

#your man doesn't drink the respect women juice #baam fuck him so hard he learns how to #see see it's very effective i know #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #jujutsu gojo #geto suguru #suguru geto

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mercymaker · 2 years

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JACAERYS VELARYON & HELAENA TARGARYEN in 1.08 'The Lord of the Tides' "I have felt the… strife… between our families of late, my Queen. And for any offense given by mine, I apologize. But we are one house. And long before that, we were friends. My son Jacaerys will inherit the Iron Throne after me. I propose we betroth him to your daughter, Helaena. Ally ourselves… once and for all. Let them rule together."

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feelingtheaster99 · 8 months

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I’m rewatching Fantasy High and Fabian’s responses to The Hangman during their season one interactions are some of my favorite moments:

“Yes, yes, in due time, Bike. Now, to the ice cream shoppe!”

“BIKE! Hangman! No! No, we don’t talk about women in that way! … but she is rather cute”

“Well, I mean just make sure on the yellows, like just push through.”

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jakeperalta · 5 months

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thinking about how men only have to do the barest of minimums to get soo much credit for respecting women. literally a man can be like "I think sometimes women can be smart" and he'll get a hundred women being like wow feminist king 😍😩🙌

#the bar is on the FLOOR these days #like i really have no feelings about travis kelce but he referred to women as breeders THIS YEAR which is surely the biggest ick #and yet now there's a million swifties praising him for 'drinking his respecting women juice 😌'#all men have to do is not actively hate women and they get praised can we please have some STANDARDS #talking

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snikkts · 5 months

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FAVOURITE HISTORICAL FIGURES 1/∞ ↳ Matilda of Flanders, Queen of England and Duchess of Normandy

❛ The coronation ordo for Matilda incorporated three important new phrases; 'constituit reginam popolo' - the Queen is placed by God among the people; 'regalis imperii ... esse participem' - the Queen shares royal power; and 'laetatur gens Anglica domini imperio regenda et reginae virtutis providential gubernanda' - the English people are blessed to be ruled by the power and the virtue of the Queen. ❜ Queens Consort: England's Medieval Queens by Lisa Hilton. ❛ Matilda's achievements as Duchess of Normandy and Queen of England had been considerable. ... Far from being a meek and submissive wife and consort, subject entirely to her husbands will, she had wielded authority in her own right and had enjoyed an independence of action matched by few of her contemporaries. ❜ Matilda by Tracy Borman.

#mine #*historybaes #historicwomendaily #historyedit #11th century #matilda of flanders #william the conqueror #userraffa #userhallie #useral #tusermalina #i just fucking love this woman there are no words #and THEM #we love a man who actually loves his wife #i honestly believe the rumours about him hurting her or her refusing him are just #anti norman propeganda #'we hate william he threw his wife about by her hair!!!'#william- planning his wifes coronation and drinking his respect women juice: wait what

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oozedninjas · 7 months

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Psychologist: We are going to carry out an associative exercise. I will tell you a word and you will respond with the first thing that comes to mind. Ready?

Me: Yes.

Psychologist: Monster.

Me, dead-ass serious, no second thoughts, no hesitation: Boyfriend

#I mean #can you blame me?#all of them seem to drink their respect women juice #I hold no regrets #tt post #monster boyfriend #werewolves #vampire #vampirecore #monster community #tmnt #tmnt bayverse #monster fucker

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p4ll3t · 7 months

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Lichen hoses this man down later

#undertale #sans #sans undertale #art #undertale au #underfell #farmfell #he drinks his respect women juice #farmfell sans #moss farmfell

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teaboot · 8 months

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I finished watching Hell's Paradise S1 and then started the Manga and now I'm on chapter 107 and I can't stop tearing up because life is precious and we are all capable of growth and our history does not define us and this little morally grey 5'4" bastard loves his wife so fucking much

#Please please please please please read the manga it's so good #And the art is amazing #I wasn't gonna watch the anime cause it looked cliche and I was so wrong #It's so unique and dark and hopeful #AND THIS LIL GUY LOVES HIS WIFE SO MUCH #I haven't finished it but if he dies I'm gonna go on a rampage #THEY DRINK RESPECT WOMEN JUICE HERE #Hell' Paradise #Fandom stuff

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gravehags · 1 month

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the way i know the entire bad batch is valid and gets a green flag is because i could call all of them “girl” and they’d just roll with it. tech would be confused for a moment but then nod sagely after you explain. echo and wrecker wouldn’t even bat an eye at it. hunter would sigh a little, confused but not wanting to question it further. crosshair would definitely give a little side eye but would probably call me something diminutive and insulting back with a smirk. omega would have the time of her life using slang and would definitely adopt new terminology into her vocabulary (for better or worse).

#every batcher drinks their respect women juice daily #wrecker maybe twice daily #the bad batch #crosshair #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #tbb omega

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silvantransthranduiltrash · 1 month

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Legolas: *asks the only female advisor in the room for her opinion*

sexist asshole: why are you asking her about emergency measures? she's a woman!

Legolas: yes, and it's because she's a woman that managed to make it all the way to the role of adviser, despite the heavily patriarchal society, that i know that she's more qualified to be here than any of you. So calm down, sugar tits, and let the professional speak.

#legolas drinks his respect women juice #legolas can and will verbally and physically attack seixists #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr elves #the hobbit #legolas #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #silvans are feminists #feminist legolas

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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 2 months

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My dad, earlier: I can see why so many women are attracted to other women. Women are attractive, men are not.

#my dad is great tbh #He believes that female humans are like male peacocks #in that we’re the ones who are the prettiest #and not in a sexist way either #he drinks a lot of respect women juice #my dad is just weird #but 10/10 extremely supportive #rambles

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artaintfartwarriors · 4 months

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#bumblestripe #thunderclan #loner #rebels #tpo3 #oots #avos #tbc #asc #bramblestar’s storm #dovewing’s silence #take a fucking HINT dawg oh my god #like ik the entire clan was supporting him but like oh my god.#he did NOT drink his respect women juice #you’ll literally never be Ashfur tho sorray

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