Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.
Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!
Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!
Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!
Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!
If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!
Absolute degenerate LUNACY
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Top Tips for Eco-Friendly Travel
Tips 8: Enjoy plant-based or vegetarian meals to reduce your carbon footprint while savoring local flavors. Eat sustainably. 🌱🍽️
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At Bruce's 46th funeral because man doesn't understand a vacation day doesn't mean fake your death, but bats are gay and extra so.
Dick: it's giving cunt.
Jason: he ate.
Tim: slay and slaughtered.
Stephanie: he worked it up till death.
Cass: it's giving he's in the Bahamas finally getting the rest he needs.
Duke: it gave.
Damian: he severed it up.
Jarro: *starfish alien speech for he's going to eat his chair.*
Barbara: so checking off jumping off his own building off the list, this would be alarming if it wasn't Bruce.
Jim: I hope he's having a nice vacation, but maybe we should tell him to not do this though... I don't know how much more my heart can take anymore.
Dick: welp funeral is done, Jay and Cass share the Batman mantle I'm going back to work see you guys later. *Claps hands and Wally came and got him.*
Jay and Cass: *high-five each other*
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once you become a level 12 brainfunny you learn to harness the power of hyperfixation, enabling you to ride the high of Thing You Love To Do Right Now All The Time toward other interests that don’t give the same instant chemical reward but are fun, interesting and spiritually fulfilling once you do get around to them
I love drawing pokémans and I love learning geography and nature science and history, but one has significantly more bright colors and funny haha shapes than the others. not to worry; I simply trick myself into doing research by promising myself I can make a pokey man about it later.
my country has a giant moving sand dune that’s been eradicating everything in its path for hundreds of years. was no one going to tell me about the giant killer sand dune that ate a church once. he has won the legal right to do this
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I've just signed up to work on a strangers' farm this summer :o
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I dont support éco  terrorism. BUT if someone wanted to help in the fight against climate change you could go out at night can key like 10 high emissions cars. in your city you could make it effective impossible to own a high emissions vehicle in your area. I’m not saying I condone this but peaceful protests only go so far and at this point we have failed and we need to do something else.
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I imagine Samos and Gol were fairly amicable in their early interactions, and eventually became somewhat comradery over time.
Especially when you need someone on hand in case of any Dark Eco issues or afflictions
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Started adding 40g extra protein to my diet a day and I've fallen asleep within an hour every night for almost a full week which I have never managed consistently my whole ass life
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