Critical Role incorrect quotes but it's real things my friends and I have said part 3
Veth: I used to be a great alcoholic!
Veth: denial gains me treasure
Luke: You're being very loud and I'm trying to have an emotional conflict
Essek: her superior temporal gyrus is wickety wack yo
Essek: ... it's okay I hate myself too sometimes
Taryon: When in doubt: cry
Percy: stay hydrated, release a demon
Vax: what is it with dads?
Scanlan: they be dadding and causing trauma
Jester: don't trust fish
Fjord (overhearing): why?
Jester: its the look in their eyes
Kingsley: generational trauma aside every single part of this is objectively hilarious
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Hello bees! It is yet another Wednesday and we have yet another recc list for you. This week, we have five fics featuring miscommunication of some sort. As always, you can find them below the cut and if you check any of them out, I encourage you to leave kudoes and comments to spread the rarepair love 💕
Steamy by Rikku (1,507 words, Teen)
Pairing: Fjord/Mollymauk Tealeaf (Fjolly)
Warnings: Drug Use, Implied Dubcon
After Beau and Molly get high off skein, Fjord takes the two of them to the bathhouse to cool off.
Reccer Says: Fjolly beloved! This fic is very sweet with a nice side dish of angst as the boys wavelengths don’t quite line up.
Harbour by VioletTeaTime (2,995 words, Teen)
Pairing: Orym/Dariax Zaveon
Warnings: Mentions of Homophobia
Orym and Dariax are college roommates. Orym has a crush, but worries Dariax might be a touch homophobic (it all works out in the end though)
Reccer Says: It’s very silly and very cute! Orym and Dariax are adorable disasters and the confession scene is cute. Also it’s a neat little time capsule of early EXU (Dorian is a triton and it’s a vibe, honestly)
say my name by floralprintshark (4,906 words, Explicit)
Pairing: Ashton Greymoore/Dorian Storm (Greystorm)
Warnings: Choking
Ashton and Dorian are friends with benefits. Ashton catches feelings.
Reccer Says: There’s never enough of these two in the world and this is a really fun take on how they might end up together 💚💙
in the ocean washing off my name from your throat by Princex_N (4,057 words, General)
Pairing: Laerryn Coramar-Seelie/Loquatius Seelie (Loquaerryn)
Warnings: Hurt No Comfort, Allusions to Infidelity, Domestic Disputes
In the heat of a fight, Quay makes a suggestion he doesn’t mean, and everything comes crumbling down around him.
Reccer Says: The way this fic makes my heart ache, oh my god. Everything is perfectly in character in the most painful of ways, it truly feels like this could be the fight that led to their divorce in canon. Quay’s reflection on the state of their relationship, the mistakes he’d made along the way, how deeply he loves Laerryn, the cultural differences between them and the misunderstandings because of them, all just *chef’s kiss*
And we have two reccs for;
Fjord Tusktooth: Pact of the Sugar Baby by Demenior (23,529 words, Explicit)
Pairing: Fjord/Original Male Character
Warnings: None
In order for the Nein to successfully pull of a heist, Fjord sets about seducing the lord he and his friends are robbing. He’s exactly Fjord’s type, though there’s one complication; he’s a dragon. And it takes Fjord a little while to catch on.
A heist gone wrong leaves Fjord seducing the Nein's mark - and that mark is a dragon.
Reccer 1 Says: Excellent Fjord characterization, a delight of an OC, chaotic Nein shenanigans, and extremely hot dragon sex make this fic (and the entire series) an extremely fun read. Highly recommend reading all of it, the way the relationship between Fjord and Gairdneri develops is especially wonderful, imo.
Reccer 2 Says: This fic is SO fun! Demenior does a fantastic job capturing the voices of all of the characters, and the sex is hot too.
Thank you for joining us this week’s recc list! All the love to everyone who submitted a fic 💕 All enclosed recommendations were submitted by the community via our submissions form, which you can find here. All fic information is as it was provided by the reccer, so it may not be accurate to the author’s intent or the precise contents of the fic itself. Please assume good intent from all parties 💕
Submissions for next week’s list are already open! We’ll be featuring Works in Progress. If you have any you’d like to highlight, you can send them in here. The week after that, the theme is Angst and the weeks after that we’re taking recommendations for Spring and Jester Rarepairs! Submissions for all of these themes are currently open.
If you want more rarepair fic, check out @cr-summer-wildflowers and their event collections on ao3! If you want some friendship after all this romance, take a look at @critter-genfic-events and their recc lists! And if you’re interested in everyone’s favorite wizards, you can’t go wrong with the lists at @aeor-is-for-reccing !
Thanks all and have a lovely day/night/timezone! 💕
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Emmet glanced down with the moment he had felt his coat tail move, easily spotting his little nephew hiding beneath it using his uncle's leg to balance himself.
"Where is Fjord?" He called out, trying not to chuckle as giggles erupted from under his coat. "How will I ever defeat this next challenger if I can't find him?"
"Boo!" The boy called out, pushing the end of Emmet coat into the air as he hoped out. "Scared you!"
"I am Emmet, and that was verrrry frightening." The subway boss laughed, ruffling the boy's hair. "I did not know you were back that. I was worried I'd have to battle this challenger alone. "
A ding sounded through cab, signaling that a challenger was about to enter.
"Now go take a seat, and cheer me on."
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