Ling: Okay, listen, bestie-
Ed: I am not your fucking bestie.
Ling: OKAY, then listen, WORSTIE-
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One more before bed:
Incorrect quote source here
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Damian: I hate you with every inch of my being.
Tim: Well that's not a lot.
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enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?
edward e. rockbell: worse… A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!
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Alphonse: my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking
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Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.
Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now
Ed: I'm gonna get shot
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Ed: I hate to disagree with you, but—
Roy: Please. You love to disagree with me. It's your favorite thing to do.
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Alphonse: Brother... I need some advice.
Edward: ...With what?
Alphonse: How did you know you were in love with the Colonel? Like, when did you guys figure that out?
Edward: ...
Edward: ...I'm in love with Mustang?
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Things my Friends Have Said as FMA Characters
Ed: “‘You body slammed a girl?!’ YES AND I WAS PROUD OF IT!”
Al: “I’m like a purse dog. I shake when I’m scared or cold”
Roy: “Who am I without my hair? I don’t have a personality. I don’t have friends.”
Riza: “ho-ho-homicide :)”
Winry: “I can explain it in court, that’s what matters”
Scar: “I’m cheering on the inside”
Lust: “I’m not normally into blondes, but satan might have turned me”
Olivier: “I want balls but I don’t want… emotional balls”
Ling Yao/greed: “yes, I’m digging the shin right now”
Envy: “I’m only masquerading as a man”
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Dark: "Get on your knees."
Anti:....
Dark: "I said get down on the ground!"
Anti: "What? S̛o ̕we ca̴n ̛t̛alk to͏ e͜a͜ch̀ot͡he̷r̛ at ̛th͏e͞ ͡sa̵m̨e h̶ie͝g̀ht̕?"
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Fuery: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs, that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours?
Riza: I would take my 50 Hayates home and live like a king.
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Okay, I'm gonna do something slightly illegal now so you just look the other way for a second.
Jack to Sky, Power Rangers SPD
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If I give my bridal bouquet to Riza at the reception, do you think General Mustang would feel socially obligated to propose to her right then?"
Dr. Winry Rockbell, who has been shipping Riza "I have someone to protect" Hawkeye and Roy Mustang, since she was 10
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