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#GRRRR i can't sleep because of this :(
konigsblog · 4 months
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tw: dub-con, non-con, somnophilia, kidnapping
mffmfmmfmf.... kidnapper-farmer-könig is rotting my brain away slowly. 🌾🌾
he makes you sleep naked on the floor by his bed, only a thin pair of cotton panties giving you some decency and dignity. and whenever könig gets up in the middle of the night to grab water, he can't help but stare at you; all bare and fast asleep with a chain tightly wrapped around your neck, keeping you from moving. he just loves to grope you, stare at you. you shouldn't be surprised when you wake up to his hand stuffed into your panties, pumping your wet cunt with one digit whilst rubbing against your sensitive clit.
and you're all sleepy, so weak against him as he continues to tease you. since you're so deprived of human interaction, you either take whatever you're given gratefully or squirm away crying. but today, all you're doing is shaking quietly, soft mewls and whimpers leaving your lips as you press them together.
or kidnapper-farmer-könig will either throat fuck you, crouched down with his balls pressed against your nose, waking you up to his brutal actions... :(((
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archived-and-moving · 2 years
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Every fucking year.
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romeoandromeo · 1 year
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plsdonttakemyname · 25 days
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Boothill x G!n Reader
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A/n ; this post is literally inspired by this post on TikTok HDHAJBDHSJSJDH 'M CRYINFFG..... I'm so sorry I haven't posted for soooo goddamn long... forgive me if my writing has gotten even worse mggggrr .. Wrote this at 3am, please let me know if I did typos... :'3
Mentions ; Boothill, Cyborg body parts, Poor bby can't feel physical affections like hugs and hand holding :(..Fluff fluff fluff grrrr...I'm trying my best not to turn this into an angst..Modern Au (I guess?), :3 Reader uses lipstick (no gender mentioned), Use of nicknames for reader (Doll,Baby,Etc...), OOC BOOTYHILL :(...
.. 𝑳𝒊𝒑𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 ..
You and Boothill have been dating for almost 2 years , right now he has you on his lap. You were testing out the lipstick you got recently on him and he agreed to it. His face now covered in different shades of lipsticks.
"mm, I kinda like this shade, what do you think about it 'hun?" he wrapped his arms around your waist while supporting you on his lap " I don't mind what shade of lipstick you use doll...you'd look absolutely stunning with anything" he answered as you smiled at his reply, leaning in to kiss his cheeks "Flatterer.." He lets out a small chuckle before leaning in again for another kiss "What can I say? I love my sweetheart this much" he said as you caress his cheeks, nuzzling her nose against his slightly while knowing it brings him comfort due to being the only place he can feel any real warmth. Yet you continue to show him you care in the small ways you can, showing you love him in these simple things. The both of you are resting on the couch and enjoying each other's company before he slowly speaks up and breaks the comfortable silence "Do my cyborg body parts bother you?" You were caught off guard by his sudden question. you shook your head, planting another kiss on his lips before answering him "No..of course not..what makes you say that?" He shrugged as he pulled you in closer in his arms while he nuzzled in the crook of your neck "Nothin'..I'm just askin.." you wrapped your arms around his neck in response as you ran your fingers through his silky white long hair while he cuddled with you on the couch. Minutes have passed when you suddenly remembered that your boyfriend is still covered in your lipstick..."Baby I think we should wash the lipstick away before it stains your face" with a few moments of silence, he pulled away and looked at you "good..let it stain then."
PLEASE THIS IS HORRIBLE WRITTEN,Im so sorry if I disappoint . :( my schedule has been very packed lately and I have to drive and pick my cousin up from school whenever I get free times.. Also wrote this at 4am without any sleep. I'm so sorry again if there's a grammar error. I feel so anxious when I post because I'm scared it's gonna be bad..but I'm trying my best despite having a packed schedule. But if you have any ideas, feel free to request , I'll try my best to take them when I'm free
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ventique18 · 2 months
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Book 7, Chapter 7, Episode 103
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Malleus made a zombieland lmao
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Ok so remember last episode that mom mentioned that Ortho has a time limit of 20 minutes? Yeah, Malleus' magic is so complicated that it takes a super computer like Ortho 17 minutes to gather data. He's pressed on time, so he gets to work... UNTIL
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???: "My my... And I was wondering what anomaly might be happening in my domain..."
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Malleus: "You... Your appearance has changed, but you are the Littler Shroud, are you not?"
Ortho: "Malleus Draconia..! I knew it... So you did overblot."
Doggy 1: "GRRRR..."
Malleus wonders what Ortho was doing there, because he was quite sure the boy's sleeping soundly at Diasomnia. Ortho explains that it's too bad for Malleus because that body's already empty. He's escaped through the school's wireless LAN.
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Ortho: "I'm just a self-driven AI program data... But even if I say that, you wouldn't really understand right."
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Malleus: "In other words, your consciousness is that of a ghost that left its body to settle into another vessel... Did I get that right?"
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Ortho: "Oh~! So that's how fairies would interpret data transmission!"
(HELP? WHAT KIND OF CONVERSATION IS THIS)
Ortho confirms that yeaaaah, that's basically how it works. So he can move through electronic waves to basically anywhere, even outer space! He also explains that he probed through underwater cables too, but everything was blocked by magic... but through his desperation he realized that wireless waves were accessible to him because
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"Magic is the power of one's imagination. You need to understand something to conjure it... So naturally, you can't do something about things "you don't know about"."
Ortho found Malleus' weakness and exploited it! Malleus knows what cables are, but he doesn't know about the concept of wifi. He got outsmarted because of his ignorance omfg.
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Ortho: "Aren't your cybersecurity awareness a bit dull? I recommend setting up a UTM in your magic domain."
LITTLE BOY'S DISSING THE OLD MAN OMFG!! FUCKING BURNED SDAKNJSDAKLAS
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Malleus: "Yuuteeehm... Is that some sort of abbreviation for a technique?"
(He's actually talking to him in a civil manner??? Malleus is surprisingly in control of the clarity of his intellect...)
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Ortho: "Ehh~ you don't know what that is? That's why you're getting tricked by a junior like me. You're one of the top 5 mages in the realm and a master of unknown ancient magic but... It doesn't matter."
HE'S SO MEAN??
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"I WON'T FALL ASLEEP UNDER YOUR SPELL!"
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Malleus: "Hm... I see. Well, then..."
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Malleus: "An unsleeping, noisy mechanical doll can be silenced by shattering it to pieces."
HE'S SUDDENLY SO MORBID
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Ortho: "If you try to do that, then... "I'll show you STYX's... Humanity's greatest technological power!"
Ortho notes to himself that Malleus seems to be ignoring the data-collecting machines he's brought with him. He has 13 minutes left before the data gathering completes, so he MUST buy time until then!
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Malleus: "May I ask all uninvited guests to leave at once."
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strwberri-milk · 1 year
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May I request some fluff involving Kaeya's S/O tending to Kaeya's hair? Washing it, brushing it, braiding it or just playing with it in general. Kaeya's hair is long and undoubtedly soft and NEEDS to be touched and caressed so much (much like Kaeya himself).
Bonus points: S/O is very good at braiding and, when they're feeling playful, they do up Kaeya's hair in incredibly elaborate braided styles that get all the people of Mondstadt staring in awe at Kaeya for the rest of the day, and he basks in the attention like the peacock he is while making it no secret it's his S/O's handiwork, and when S/O undoes said elaborate hairstyle at the end of the day, it's a slow & sensual & tender experience, lots of gently running fingers through Kaeya's locks & sneaking kisses on his face & shoulders
cries screams and **** i love that shit so much i fucking grrrr
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Kaeya's used to doing his hair by himself now. He's been doing it alone for a while now, so it's not like it's something weird to him.
However, once you started to play with his hair he realised just how much he liked it. It not only kept you so close to him, but it also was such a soothing sensation to him, making him melt into you with happy sighs.
He trusts you enough to not really think much about any potential consequences that could come up from you being given free rein of his hair. Honestly, as far as he's concerned, you're probably going to do amazing, and if you don't it's all water under the bridge because he spent time with you as you did it.
He can hear you shuffling around behind him almost nervously, taking a sip of his drink and reading his book with a hidden amused smile.
"Sweetheart? Is something wrong?" he asks, finally turning to look at you.
"No, nothing. I just..." he can tell you want to ask him something, gesturing for you to crawl into his lap. You do so, maybe less gracefully than he thought but he easily catches you, kissing your cheek.
"What is it? What do you want?"
"Can I do your hair?"
The look you give him melts his heart, your puppy dog eyes are totally unneeded but definitely useful if he was considering saying no. Instead of replying, he just turns his back to you, letting his hair out and chuckling to himself at the happy noise you make as you run off to get your things.
Your touch is warm and lingering, pressing soft kisses against his scalp and resting your hands on his shoulders as you plan your next move, hmming and haahing from behind him.
He laughs whenever he feels you getting distracted, tangling your fingers through his locks and messing with them. It's quiet and you can barely hear him, but he is so happy to know you're having such a good time combing through his hair.
When you're done he can't help but whistle lowly at the sight of himself in the mirror. He preens a little, facing this way and that way to admire the braids and loose curls that perfectly frame his face. He's glad he's got some errands to run now, happily showing off his hair. Every time someone comments on it he tells them how you put so much effort into it, flaunting just how much you love him.
"It was such a long day. I felt like a walking advertisement for you," he teases when he's finally able to relax, sitting between your legs and leaning against the mattress.
"So? Is that a bad thing?" you scold, pulling on his scalp as you undo his hair to mess with him.
"Yes. It was awful telling everyone just how in love I am with you," he laughs, tilting his face up for a kiss.
You take your time taking his hair down, eventually ending up on the floor behind him. You're leaning against him, massaging his scalp as you press kisses against his neck. He hums happily, leaning back against you as well as you brush out his hair, pulling you around so you can work on his bangs.
"Any longer and I might fall asleep," he yawns, putting his arms around your waist.
"You can sleep. That's fine."
You pull him into your chest, cupping his hands in your face and peppering him with kisses. He falls into you, sighing in contentment and letting you spoil him with attention, practically crawling into your lap as you continue to lavish him with kisses until you decide to persuade him into the bed. You finish up as he burrows into the sheets, continuing to mess with his locks until the two of you fall asleep together.
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momodoesposts · 1 year
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shark week, a hendery fanfic
Hendery x reader
Afab reader
Word count: 1,620
Tw: period cramps, mention of pain,curse words, hendery is a jack ass, sexual jokes, mention of oral (nothing happens), ten is a cockblock, kun is embarrassed
You groan in pain at what feels like a knife twisting in your stomach. Every month you underestimate how badly cramps hurt and regret not going to the doctor's office for prescribed medicine because you're curled up on the bed, groaning and shivering in agony. You grip the plushie that your boyfriend got you, cursing yourself for letting the pain get to you.
Suddenly the door bursts open, an excitable Hendery bursting in. You squint at him, confused at the sudden intrusion. 
As soon as he catches your eyes, he jumps on the bed and wraps his arms around you, tickling your sides. "Pookie! I missed you-!" there he goes again, using that god-awful nickname again.
You push your boyfriend off of you, glaring daggers at him. Hendery holds his hands up defensively. "Woah, who peed in your cereal?" he teases, poking at your sides again. 
"Babe, I'm just in a lot of pain, okay? So, please, for the love of god, stop-!" you shove his hands off you, resulting in him pouting at you.
"Just take an Advil or something? I want to put plastic wrap in front of Xiaojun's door; come on!" he grabs your hand and pulls you towards him, and you smack his hands.
"Leave me alone, please!" you retreat under the blankets, groaning in pain. 
He quirks an eyebrow, leaning over you and hovering his face a few inches from yours with wide eyes. "Babbyyy, what's wrong? Just tell meee."
You sigh, turning away from him. "I'm on my period."
His mouth forms an 'o' shape as he drapes his arm over your body and lays behind you, effectively spooning you. "I see…" he mumbles. "So… you're in pain."
"No shit dumbass."
He sighs. "When did you get it?"
"Today, the first day is always the worst."
"Ah, when did you get it for the first time?"
"I was eleven or twelve, why?" you question.
"Just wondering."
So you stayed there with your boyfriend's arms wrapped around you, his presence helping you cope. You were drifting off when he suddenly gasped.
"Y/N…." he whispered, turning you around to face him. He held your shoulders and stared at you with wide eyes.
"Baby? What's wrong?" you felt worried seeing his face like this.
He took a few deep breaths. 
"I-I'm 23…" he whispered.
“Yeah..?" you countered, even more, confused now.
"Babe. I'm late."
"…for what?"
"I'm twelve years late! I was supposed to get my period twelve years ago! Do you know what this means?!"
You opened your mouth to scold him, but he clasped his hand over your mouth.
“Babe, we're pregnant!" he said, eyes sparkling. "I can't wait for us to raise our first child," he pretends to wipe a tear from his eye as he puts your hand on his stomach.
"Do you feel it kicking?"
You shoved his hand off of your mouth. "You dumb ass!" you throw the plushie at him, pulling him off the bed while he yelps.
"Babe- wait-I'm sorry it was a joke-!"
You slam the door on him, locking it behind his figure. Then, with a deep sigh, you return to your bed, curling up in a ball. You lay your head down to close your eyes and go to sleep when you hear your phone buzz. 
dumbass <3
-Babbyyyyy immm sorrrryyy let me innnn
-I miss u
-pls
-I was just so excited abt our baby
- TT
You scoff at his messages and watch as more come flooding in.
dumbass <3
-u r making me sad
-come on pookie
-don't make daddy angy
-grrrr
"WONG KUN-HANG, DO NOT MAKE ME BLOCK YOUR NUMBER!" you scream at him through the door, sighing.
You lay on your back and stare at the ceiling. He could be such a pain, but you loved him. Even though he was such a stupid, stupid guy who took every opportunity to get on your nerves.
You hear a scraping at the door and over as a note slides through the bottom. In scribbled handwriting, it says, "I am sorry, really. Please let me in.", complete with an awful drawing of what you can only assume is him crying.
With a groan, you get up and open the door, staring at your boyfriend with a blank face. 
He smiles wide and barges in, arms full of what he will refer to as "supplies."
"Okay baby, just lay down and nurse Hendery will take care of you!"
"You could have been a doctor, and yet you chose to be a nurse," you question, returning to bed and staring at him.
He presses a heating pack to your belly, making sure to be gentle with you. 
"Don't underestimate the nurses of this world, Y/N, they're angels on earth and here you are disrespecting them." he wiped a piece of hair out of your face.
"Listen, listen, my sisters taught me how to care for a girl when she's enduring shark week. So I'm basically an expert." he uses his fingers to gently turn your chin to face him as he sits in bed next to you.
"You do realize I kicked you out just a few minutes ago, right?"
"Shhh," he leaned in, pressing his lips to yours, but before you could reciprocate, he pressed a piece of chocolate against your lips, making you furrow your brows before biting.
"Good girl!" he teased, snuggling into your side, taking the remote, and turning on your favorite movie. 
You didn't mind this; you were feeling better thanks to the heating pad and his snuggles. Not that you would admit it. 
"I heard that getting head relieves period cramps," he suddenly said, chin high in the air as though he was proud to know this fact.
You just stared ahead in shock, not at all expecting that.
"Come on baby, let's try it!" he began quickly kissing your jawline, trailing up and nibbling at your ear. 
You shuddered in response, a soft gasp leaving your lips as he trailed kisses down your neck, gently moving the blanket off your legs.
"Hendery, stop… the others are home, don't…." you whisper.
"What was that baby? Are you afraid I'll make you feel too good?" he said, smirking as he lowered his head between your legs, pulling at the hem of your shorts.
Though your body said yes, your mind knew the other members were home. Yet, there he was, smiling up at you.
The door creaking open made you both turn your heads toward the sound. There stood Ten, holding Louis. You can vaguely see what looks like a mortified Kun behind him, but he quickly retreats after seeing the two of you in such a lewd position.
"Oh, am I interrupting something?" he asked calmly, looking between you two.
"Ye-"
"No, not at all." you gently push Hendery's head away with your knee.
"What's up?", you asked.
Ten walks in and sits down next to you, showing off the cat he is so proud of. "Look, I got him a hat!" he says, grinning as he cuddles into your side, Louis retreating into your lap. 
"Ooh, we're watching a movie?" Ten asks, somehow making himself even more comfortable.
"No, my girlfriend and I are watching a movie."
Ten stares at the TV, "Right, and now your girlfriend, you and I are watching a movie.", he restates with a cheeky grin.
Hendery takes up his spot on your other side, petting Louis with a permanent frown. You should be leaning on him, not Ten; he's your boyfriend, him, Hendery! 
You hear another meow and see Leon opening the door, jumping up and curling up in your frustrated boyfriend's lap as Ten coos at sight. 
"This is not the kind of pussy I wanted.", Hendery groans, leaning his head back.
You and Ten shares a look before laughing at his frustration. You kiss his cheek, which he quickly redirects to his lips. The two of you spend a moment with your mouths moving against each other before Ten tells you two to get a room.
"We tried to!", Hendery says, swatting at the older boy.
BONUS
After a few hours, the two boys had fallen asleep, and you left the room to get a glass of water. You see the other members on the couch, playing a console game you didn't care to check on. As you remove the cup from the cabinet, you hear someone clear their throat behind you. 
You turn to see Kun, whose ears have turned bright red. 
"Hey!" you greet him.
He shifts awkwardly. "Listen, um, I saw you and Hendery earlier and… I just want to like make sure you know that you guys are staying safe and using protection."
You turn bright red and are rendered speechless.
"Especially if Ten is going to be joining you—"
You hear a gasp and watch Yangyang enter your room, finding the two sleeping boys. 
Next thing you know, Hendery runs into the kitchen, half asleep but ready to fight, as he holds his fists up to Kun. 
"Are you after my girl, Qian, huh?! Are you?!" he says, circling him and jumping around like a madman. "You pervert! Talking to my girlfriend about sex!"
Kun holds his hands up, looking at you for help. Meanwhile, Xiaojun and Winwin stare at the scene in shock as Ten takes a video of the scene in front of him, and Yangyang cackles.
You pull your boyfriend away, smacking him gently. 
That video would end up in the hands of Johnny, who would send it to Mark, and the next thing you knew, Sungchan was texting you asking why Hendery was so mad.
God, those boys were nosy gossips.
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cloudraker · 2 years
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Aaaaaa sweet!!
Could I possibly ask for TFP Bulkhead, Ratchet and another other bots of your liking (if you'd like) with a male s/o who absolutely loves how cool they look? Knows all about cars and geeks out seeing them because they just look so damn awesome? Always loves to ride in their alt modes as well because, awesome fucking alt mode, and it's really comfy and he loves to just chat happily with them. Tends to fall asleep in their back seat as well or even on them when I'm bot mode. I just love these robot aliens so much grrrr they're so cool looking
I also hope this isn't too much!! You're always free to decline this request!!
For sure! Thank you for requesting :D please excuse the lack of detail in the title, I wasn't sure how to write it out without it being super wordy ^^' and you're right!! they're insanely cool looking?? like i genuinely think tfp ratchet has one of the best ratchet designs,,,
TFP Bulkhead and Ratchet with a male S/o who likes their alt mode
under the cut :)
Bulkhead
Congrats! You probably know more about the schematics of his alt mode than he does
He isn't used to being fawned over in this manner, and honestly finds all the attention to be a bit embarrassing (in a good way!). That doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate it, he just gets rather flustered if you compliment him more than like twice in a short time
Has no issues with you riding around in his alt mode, and even volunteers to drive you places if he's got the time
The first time you fell asleep in his alt mode he was worried something had happened to you and he hadn't noticed. After being woken up by his voice asking if you were okay, he was taken aback when you said you had fallen asleep because you found his seats to be so comfortable
He'll ask if you've been getting enough sleep, and then apologize for waking you up
Having you fall asleep on him when he was in bot mode was quite a shock! He didn't think metal plating would be comfortable enough to sleep on, but here you were anyways
Afterwards you explain that he's just so warm and you trust him to keep you from falling. He really isn't used to being seen as somebody safe enough to fall asleep on; he's a wrecker and an all around big bot, but he's touched that you consider him someone you can sleep around
Will happily listen to you talk about cars even if he doesn't really understand what you're talking about. He's got a few questions, but mostly he's content to listen and absorb information
Ratchet
The first time you tell him how cool you find his alt mode to be, he tells you to go hang out at the hospital
Honestly tunes out your rambling at the start, choosing to focus on his work than whatever it is you're saying. He grows fond of your voice over time, though, and finds a balance between work and listening
Though he'd never say it out loud, he finds the sheer amount of trivia you know about vehicles to be rather endearing
Any questions you have about Cybertronian alt modes and vehicles he's willing to answer, even pulling up diagrams and old texts to support his 'lessons'
You don't often get to see his alt mode, but when you do he can't help but feel a bit flustered at the level of excitement you show
It's even more rare that he'll offer a ride, only having done so a few times in the span of your relationship. If he sees that you're particularly upset about something, he'll ask if you want to go for a drive, claiming he needs a break from work
If he's in an especially good mood he might even offer to drive with the sirens on
He isn't too surprised the first time you fall asleep in his alt mode; it's an ambulance and the seats are surprisingly plush. If there aren't any pressing matters to attend to, he's content driving around for a while until you wake up on your own
He's still gonna chastise you for not getting enough rest, even if you have been. There's nothing wrong with napping, he says, just don't make a habit of it
Ratchet's been the one to pick you up a few times, and each time he can't help the affectionately lighthearted sigh at your obvious glee as you run over to him
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wolfverse-stories · 8 months
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It's the end of the world as we know it (And I'm not fine)
(Reverse Robins / Zombie au)
Chapter 4
     "West get up," Damian said softly kicking Wally in the shoulder.
     "Good morning to you too" Wally grunted pushing himself off the ground. Everyone else was already awake gathering everything into the bags.
      "We need to get moving" Damian urged as Wally got to his feet.
     "Okay," Wally nodded gathering the rest of the stuff.
     "I'll carry" Cass offered looking over at Dick.
     "No I'm fine" He smiled holding his elephant "I can walk just like everyone"
     "K" Cass smiled giving her younger brother a pat on the head.
In Gotham
     Tim stood on a large building looking down at the streets below. The infected were everywhere. One mistake today and he was a goner. He shook his head clearing away those thoughts. He would not fail, he needed to get to that cave no matter what. Tim swung overhead moving as quickly as he could reaching the end of the city limits. The problem was getting to the cave. There were no buildings he could swing from meaning he'd have to touch down.
     "Now or never" Tim muttered to himself slipping down a fire escape. Luckily the Zombies seem too preoccupied feasting to notice as he moved quietly down the street towards the entrance of the bat cave. A click went off as he opened the hatch catching the swarm's attraction. Tim quickly jumped inside closing the door behind him. He let out a breath of relief once the door clicked shut, only to realize that he wasn't safe in here either.
Meanwhile
     The group had stopped by a Small spring to wash off and get a drink. Steph was busy washing to mud and blood out of her hair while Cass watched Dick play around in the water. Damian sat in the shade keeping watch. Wally sat next to him watching the water rush down the rocks.
      "You need to eat," Damian said pushing a bag of food toward him.
     "I already ate" Wally protested pushing the bag back towards Damian.
     "Not enough I see you sneaking food onto everyone else plates," Damian said meeting his gaze.
     "I'm fine, it does you guys more good than me" he argued looking away "I'm just not that hungry"
     "West you're a speedster" Damian frowned "You can't afford to be giving away your food"
     "I'm not going to let the rest of you starve because of my stupid metabolism" Wally glared at the ground.
     "We're fine" Damian lied pushing the bag back to Wally "Now eat, or I'm going to force this down your throat"
     "Fine," Wally said taking a piece out of the bag and slowly eating it. After a few seconds, he started to chuckle.
     "What's so funny?" Damian asked tilting his head.
     "Just think back to when you were Robin, if you had tried to make me eat something I would have been 90% sure it was poisoned" Wally smiled.
     "Shut up and eat" Damian glared.
In Gotham
     Tim raised his gun shooting at the corpses. Trying to ignore the twisted feeling in his gut, these had once been his friends and family. He just kept shooting them down like they were just average street trash. No amount of therapy was going to fix this. When the smoke cleared there was one Zombie left standing.
     Roy Harper, his best friend. The guy who was always crashing on Tim's couch. The guy who helped bring him back from the edge, who was supposed to be the best man at his wedding.
     "I'm sorry" Tim closed his eyes pulling the back trigger.
     "Grrrr" the Zombie lunged forward as Tim released the trigger.
     "Bang" He didn't have to open them to know that the bullet had hit its mark the blood splattered all over his jacket was proof enough. Tim ripped his jacket off tossing it to the side as he collapsed to his knees.
     "I'm sorry" Tears ran down his cheeks as he buried his face in his hands "I'm so sorry"
Meanwhile
     "You need to get some sleep" Wally urged walking up next to Damian "I'll take watch"
     "As if you look like you could pass out at any minute" Damian scuffed trying to hide his concern.
     "I'm fine" Wally rolled his eye "You however need to get some sleep"
     "And why is that" Damian challenged.
     "Because you're our leader you need to keep your mind sharp, besides you can't scold someone for not taking care of themselves, then turn around and do the same thing" Wally crossed his arms. Damian wanted to argue so bad but the urge to sleep was even greater.
     "Fine" Damian gave in "but wake me up in two hard"
     "Whatever you say big bird" Wally responded with absolutely no intention of waking him up because if Damian wasn't putting up a fight he really needed sleep.
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betterthanyalls · 8 months
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Characters: GN Y/n, Stelle(HSR)
Prompt: Mail Order Bride/Arranged Marriage
Requested: Kinda(it was for a deal)
I gave Y/n some design choices, deal with it pls
Title:Is Love Bought?
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There she stood, in all her sassy glory. Her yellow orbs glisten in the sunlight like cat urine or the moon's glow. A few days prior, y/n decided they were done with being a lonely, sad, and miserable fortnite player and discord mod. They went onto the dark web and searched “Order A Bride.com”. Y/n clicked the first one they saw, someone named Stelle. She was beautiful, and y/n couldn’t care less about her personality. Back to the present, y/n stood frozen. It was love at first sight. They couldn’t take their eyes off of Stelle’s orbs.
Y/n cleared their throat. “Ahem, you are my wife?”
Stelle suddenly became very nervous “y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes I-I-I-I a-a-a-a-a-a-am……..”
“No need to be worried, Kitten. I will take great care of you.” Y/n laughed darkly. “One rule, don’t make me angry. When I get angry, I see red! You don’t want to see my dark side.” Y/n growled like the alpha werewolf they are.
Stelle flinched in fear. Y/n let Stelle into their house. “You sleep here.” Y/n said as they pointed to a dog cage. “W-what?! B-B-But I’m your w-wife! Don’t I s-sleep with y-you?!” Stelle exclaimed in fear.
“Ugh fine. If you’re going to be a jerk about it.” Y/n groaned. They led Stelle to their room. As soon as Stelle stepped into the room, she passed out. The epic gamer discord mod smell flooded the room and knocked her out. Y/n shrugged and went to their computer to start playing fortnite. Then Y/n remembered something. “Oh my giddily goodness! I am no longer single he he he ha! I am no longer cringe!” Y/n cheered as they spun in their Valorant chair.
Then Stelle woke up. “W-what happened?” She asked worriedly. “Nothing Kitten, you are just weak. Now let’s go watch anime together grrrr.” Y/n growled as they dragged Stelle to the living room couch. Y/n decided to put on My Hero Academia. “I just love Tor-door-oh-key! He is so ka-why-ee! Gosh, look at me sharing all this with you. I’m such a baka!”
Stelle sat there confused and terrified. Then suddenly, she was transported to another dimension. “H-hello?” She called out into the darkness of the void she fell into. Then she saw Y/n. With their 3 foot tall frame and golden hair. (if ur bald, use this line: With their 3 foot tall frame and glistening smooth baldness)
Y/n’s blue ocean skyline galaxy rainbow water rainy icy snowy blue orbs shone in the emptiness. “Y-Y/n?” Stelle called out.
“Hello Kitten.” Y/n spoke, their voice booming with power and dominance. “You have not been good.”
“W-What?! I have been amazing!” Stelle yelled.
“You didn’t follow the one rule.” Y/n screamed in anger. “This is my dark side GRRRRR!!!”
“AAAHHHHHH” Stelle screamed as Y/n bit Stelle’s neck. Stelle felt her teeth fall out and be replaced. She had fangs?!
“W-what happened?!” Stelle asked quickly.
“I am no human. I am an alpha werewolf demon angel vampire royal fairy gremlin Shrek Lorax Onceler O’Hare Air Blue Smurf Cat.” Y/n recited perfectly.
“WHAT IN THE FLIPPITY FLOP IS THAT?!” Stelle yelled.
“GRRRRRRR” Y/n punched Stelle in the gut, causing her to shatter the fourth wall. Stelle looked at you, the reader.
“Nah bro help me out. This story has gone on long enough. It is too crazy. Tell the author to fix their brain.” Stelle was shut up by yours truly. Because Stelle can't keep her noisy little mouth shut. Haha she is such a goofy goober lol. Now where were we? Oh yeah, my b I forgor.
Stelle was thrown into a wall that appeared out of nowhere. Then suddenly, she woke up. She was on the couch with Y/n. She looked around, it seemed like her and Y/n fell asleep while watching My Hero Academia. Stelle looked down to see she peed on the couch like the stupid wife she is.
THE END.
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im-diseased-but-cool · 8 months
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The Red Robin Timmy Deez nuts brainrot is too real it's almost 1am and I can't sleep because I'm thinking about this stufpif fucjing twink GRRRRRRR GRRRR RRRRR
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andromedaexists · 1 year
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andi!! my fellow and favourite myth reteller of the greek persuasion. talk to me about descecrate, about call me icarus. whatever you like! 💥🤒🎧🌑🕳💡
krys!!! my fellow and favorite myth reteller of the greek persuasion! how is Namesake going??
💥 - What is the main conflict of the wip?
I already answered this one for Call Me Icarus, so imma do Desecrate this time!!
The main conflict of Desecrate is two-fold: internally Kit has to confront the fact that he is rescuing a divine being, that he is rescuing his God, while externally he has to defy the Catholic Church in order to free the captive God.
🤒 - Is there whump in the wip? What kind?
oh ho ho this one is mighty fun for CMI.
Yes of course there is whump in CMI. Whump is like the cornerstone of Call Me Icarus, it is my bread and butter at this point honestly. The way I define whump is "taking a character and placing them in physically painful or psychologically-damaging situations" (because I know other people have diff definitions)
So, with that, basically all of CMI is whump. however, there are specific scenarios that I feel need mentioned:
The one and only sex scene between Icarus and Apollon where Icarus initiates the entire thing by legitimately shattering Apollon's mind and heart
The entire paranoia/anxiety hallucinations thing Icarus has going on (oh wait, i don't think i've talked about those yet...)
Achilles. just... Achilles. (i'm so sorry to anyone who's become attached to Patroclus)
Icarus deals with a lot of pain always. He's my literal punching bag and resident multi-year burn victim
🎧 - What are the first three songs on the playlist?
yeah okay i just went to look this up and Spotify updated??? what the fuck is that new sidebar, gimme the old one back. like, why the fuck is my folder organization gone??? why are playlists out of order??? who thought this was a good idea?? they were wrong
anyways, i think Desecrate will be the more interesting playlist to look at:
He Is by Ghost
Maybe IDK by Jon Bellion
The Night Does Not Belong To God by Sleep Token
🌑 - Is there reoccurring symbolism? Motifs?
oooooo there is recurring symbolism and motifs in both CMI and Desecrate, though they are more fleshed out in CMI.
First off, feathers. Feathers are a big thing in CMI (i should add more honestly...). There's also fire, that's a big reoccurring motif. uuuhhhh Icarus is autistic so I've written him to pick up on reoccurring symbolism but I can't really go too into depth on that yet because i haven't written it it's not going to start popping up until the end of the book
🕳 - What’s a plot hole you just can’t seem to fix?
i just.. cannot write a smooth progression from Icarus hating Apollon to Icarus loving Apollon again. It eludes me
Also, I've mentioned like multiple times that Icarus is the one who wants to tear down ATLAS but you know what the bitch never once mentions in story until it's forced upon him??? tearing down ATLAS. How did we go from Icarus just trying to cobble together a family to him being all "grrrr trauma burn them to the ground"??? I need to fix that and i just don't know how to yet
💡 - What inspired the wip? When/how did you first get the idea?
I also talked about this one for CMI already, so let's talk Desecrate!!
This idea is much more recent and was inspired by a class I took last semester (Ancient Christianities with Dr. Larson, if anyone remembers me complaining about that class lol)
Basically, towards the end of the semester we covered gnosticism and marcionism and how they were pretty immediately labeled heretical and buried and the only reason we really know that much about them is because of the Nag Hammadi.
So then my brain started creaking and turning and I thought: what if the Catholic Church was preceded by Marcionites instead of the proto-orthodox Christians?
Then, that snowballed into more (regrettably) predictable position of: What if the MC wanted to fuck God?
And thus Desecrate was born
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blackidyll · 1 year
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rules: tag people you want to know better and/or catch up with, then answer these questions below!
thank you @derpinathebrave for the tag! ♪(^∇^*) I answered a similar version of this not too long ago, so I've changed up the answers for some of these (like the ship one, i have so many ships, i can answer so many different versions of this LOL).
four ships:
Victuuri (Victor Nikiforov/Katsuki Yuuri) from Yuri on Ice. Love wins, and individually these two intrigue me so much that my YOI fics are the longest works I've ever written, and also thanks to this fandom for making me watch and now become a pretty fervent real life figure skating fan.
Kiryuu Joshua/Sakuraba Neku from The World Ends With You, specifically, the 2007 game version (because I'm still mad at how the 2021 anime changed their final confrontation). The partnership, the betrayals, the choices made when the chips are down. Trust your partner indeed.
Touya Akira/Shindou Hikaru from Hikaru no Go. Every couple of years I go insane on May 5 about this series and these two but anyway it's 2.5 months too early. Eternal rivals, soulmates, forever bonded together in pursuit of the Hand of God. This ship has everything.
Dreamling (Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling) from The Sandman. I'm TV series only but like. We all saw episode 6 right? Like, the chemistry is off the charts.
last song: Someday by OneRepublic (this feels like a very IceMav-during-DADT-era song..)
currently reading: 羽生結弦アマチュア時代全記録 aka the complete record of Hanyu Yuzuru's figure skating amateur era. I can't actually read much Japanese (I am navigating this book by reading all kanji as their Chinese meaning) but frankly I'm mostly here for all the gorgeous pictures of Yuzu included in the book.
last movie: Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. I really enjoyed it! The animation is great and I loveeee every single entrance the Wolf has. Just excellent.
craving: sleep grrrr let me sleep or at least nap in peace ummm something sour and tangy, like lemonade or some kind of lemon/lime-based dessert.
not tagging anyone this time since i already tagged folks last round; feel free to pick this up if you'd like!
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eddiemunsonwoofty · 2 years
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Fix me - Part Four
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Summary: You reach out to the local "freak"/drug dealer for some kind of escape after your mom dies. Turns out he's the escape you needed.
Caution: Fighting with parents. Talks of drugs and drug use.
📝: well I got my first few likes. I feel like the story is progressing how I want it to. I'm writing in parts because I don't want it to get jumbled from me just trying to finish. I want this story to build.
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"Where have you been, y/n?" My dad asks again, but this time his voice lowered. "I was out." I said smuggly.
Since mom died, dad really hasn't been my favorite person. He really hasn't tried very hard to understand me since then. He's just gone through the motions like nothings changed at all.
He leaves Steve and I to do most things around the house, like cook and clean up for ourselves. When he gets home he usually falls into the routine of; Come in at 6 O'clock, hangs up his keys, sets his briefcase on the table, walks to the fridge, grabs a beer and pops it open, chugs the 1st beer, and reaches for the second, pops it, takes it to the couch, and flicks on the t.v.
Thats where he stays until late. Never eating dinner with us. Some nights I hear him rummaging through the refrigerator for the left overs, but not often. Steve and I often see him passed out on the couch the next morning. Steve will go and wake him so he doesn't miss work, but I couldn't care less. Steve says he needs the job he has so we can stay in our home. We can't afford for him to lose it.
"Out?" Steve scoffs, "With who? Robins already called here looking for you, she says you just took off after school."
"I wasn't with anyone!" I lied, loudly. "It was just a rough day, so I left school and just... walked." Here I was lying to my dad and brother. I lied to my dad all the time, but not Steve.
Steve had really been there for me, but there was no way I could tell him about smoking with Munson. He hated Eddie ever since the 4th grade. But I never knew why. Steve and Eddie should have graduated together, but Eddie has been held back for the past 2 years. Super, Super Senior I guess.
"You never, just go for a walk, y/n?" Steve said confused. "You always come straight home after school. I got scared so I called dad." He was right. I would come home and go straight to my room and bury myself in darkness until Steve would make me come out. Usually to eat.
"Well this time I did!" I shouted as I shoved past them to go up the stairs to my room. I slammed my door so they would think I was super pissed at them, but in reality, I had to get away from them because any longer they would have known that I was absolutely stoned. I threw myself on my bed, my head hit the pillow and I was out.
"What am I going to do with her!" Dad said to Steve, shaking his head. "What do you mean?" Steve said smuggly. "You should have been doing something 6 months ago when mom died!" "She's a wreck dad, and you don't even notice!" *SMACK* Dad lays one right across Steve's face. "What the hell!" Steve shouts. "Dont tell me I don't notice that my once sweet, innocent, angel has slipped away from me!" My dad cries out. "Why do you think I drink? Because its fun?!" He bellows out louder. "I-I...don't know what to do son!"
Steve backs away from him, watching him clutch the side of our dining room table, sobbing. He heads upstairs to my room where he finds me asleep. "How the fuck could she sleep through that?" Steve said at a whisper. He knew something was up. He shut my light off and let me sleep. Even though he was suspicious he knew I needed to sleep.
The next morning I sprung up out of bed. I was still in my clothes from the day before. It was 5:30 in the morning. The sun wasn't even out. Holy shit! Did I sleep all night? Wait a minute....I didn't have a nightmare about mom! What the hell was this magic shit Eddie gave me? *grrrr* I hear and feel my stomach growl. I was ravenous. I crept downstairs as not to wake anyone, and my eyes landed on the easiest thing I could make myself. Cereal. I grabbed the box and poured myself a bowl. Took a bite. Oh my God, was it good. I hadn't had a bowl of cereal in a while. I usually skipped breakfast, and lunch, and most of the time dinner. Chips and dip were my usual sustenance. In small doses.
I had shriveled up into a whopping 110 lbs give or take since mom. I was tall so the lack of weight made me stick out as gross even more. I looked like a skeleton. Damn, the cereal is so good. I think to myself as I pour my second bowl.
I hear footsteps come down the stairs. "Uh...morning sis?" Steve says confused and half asleep. "Your up and eating?" He tilts his head to the side as he starts to put together a pot of coffee. "Uh, yeah I woke up hungry." My voice lowered. "Well its good to see you up like this y/n." He smiled. "Better than dragging you out of bed, thats for sure."
I head back up to my room and start changing. I go to empty my jean pocket when I feel it, the other joint Eddie gave me. How did I not crush this fucker while I slept? I put it inside my jewelry box, it seemed like a good place to hide it.
I willingly went and got in the shower. It still was just a tap in, tap out shower though. Dried off and threw on an oversized tee and jeans. I did brush my hair, it felt good to have the bristles rush across my scalp. I closed my eyes and just felt it.
*knock, knock* "Yeah." I stated as a come in. Steve opened the door and leaned against the frame, he crossed his arms and just stared at me. "What?" I state, annoyed. "I know you didn't just go for a walk, y/n." He said as he threw up air quotes. "What were you doing?"
I had to tell him. But I had to lie about Eddie. He would lose his mind. I never knew that my brother could hate someone the way he hated Eddie. Eventually, I had to find out why but today wasn't the day.
"I-I...bought some weed of some stoner at school. Just a couple joints though." I stated. His posture changed from leaning to standing straight up. "What!" He yelled at me. "Robin, told me how she smoked pot to take the edge off, so I wanted to see if it would for me. It did, Steve." I cried out to him. "I slept all night for the first time in 6 months, I ate breakfast. I fucking showered, man!"
Steve relaxed some. He knew I was right. He knew that it helped a little. I wasn't cured. I still felt the sting of mom inside. But for one night I didn't dream about her. For one night I didn't wake up scared and feeling lost. I just woke up.
"Who did you get it from? That fucker, Munson?!?" He asked sternly. He knew Eddie was the #1 drug dealer at school. Almost everybody bought off him.
"God, Steve, no!" I scolded back. "Just some guy I see at school all the time, stoned out of his mind." "I don't even know his name." The lie I told my brother came out easier than expected. I can't believe I just lied to him like that. "Ok, y/n, if you really think it helps, I'll back off." Steve said with a little worry in his voice. "Just don't get carried away with the stuff, alright?"
"I won't, Steve."
I made my way out of the house. "Fuck!" I exclaim as I realize my car is still at school. I remember then that eddie wouldn't let me take myself home. I walk back inside and ask Steve for a ride. He obliged.
When I get into school I lay eyes on Robin. I rushed up to her. "Ok, so Steve knows about you telling me about the pot idea." I explain. "But for God's sake Robin, if you tell Steve I was talking to Eddie yesterday in class, I can and will kill you!"
"Oh my God, y/n, chill out!" Robin said pushing me back a little. " I know how Steve feels about Eddie, I won't spill!" "I'm trusting you with this Robin, swear to it." I demand. "I swear, geez!" Robin rolled her eyes at me. She then gave me a smile and links her arm in mine and we start to walk down the hall to our lockers.
"I slept all night, no nightmares." I tell her. "Oh shit! Really?!?" She jumps up and down clapping her hands. "Yes, and I ate breakfast." I say to her, proud of myself. She screeches and gives me a hug. "Alright. Alright calm down!" I chuckle as I push her off me. "It was just one night. Eddie gave me a little more but not much."
"How much is not much?" She asked curiously. "Just one more joint. He made me smoke the 1st one with him." My eyes rolled, but I smiled a little. I knocked it off real quick so Robin didn't see, bit she saw. "So you smoked for the first time with Eddie Munson?" Her curiosity climbed. "How was it?"
"It was ok, he picked on me mostly, but in an easy 'trying not to trigger me' sort of way." As I explained to her what all went on yesterday, her smile increased with every word. Especially when I got to the "shotgun part", and how hot it was. Yes, hot! When I replayed it in my mind I could picture it vividly. I could feel warmth in my stomach as I told her about it.
"Shotgun, huh?" She quizzed. "That seemed a little purposeful, if you ask me." "How so?" I ask. "Well, he could have just explained better on how to smoke, that shotgun was just like 'Hey! I'm here!" Ya know?" She was right! That fucker just wanted to kiss me!
I liked it though, so what does that mean. That i like Eddie? No way! As I lose myself in the thought of this, and Robin rambling, I notice Eddie just down the hall at his own locker. He had it open shuffling through it, papers falling out onto the floor. I looked him up and down. His ripped jeans, Hellfire T shirt, leather jacket, and jean vest. Both hands were plastered with rings, weird ones,, but they still looked cool. His hair was long, dark brown, and curly. No, frizzy. But he wore it well. He had a chiseled jaw line. Perfect smile, and damn those dark brown eyes. I won't start about all his tattoos! Ugh! Did I have a crush on Eddie now? I haven't felt anything for anyone in forever.
Why Eddie? Why now? What the fuck...
Later that day, all of us were back in English. Everyone doing the same thing as the day before. I decided to talk to Eddie. Tell him thank you. Thank you for what? Getting me high or being nice to me? Not just treating me like the girl with the dead mom?
"Eddie?" I say, as I tap him on the shoulder. He turns around to see me and smiles. God, his smile was so beautiful. There's that warmth in my stomach again. "Whats, going on, princess?" He said. I smiled at the pet name this time. "Oh, so its growing on you, huh?" He said excited. "Yeah, a little, Munson." I rolled my eyes. "I just wanted to thank you for yesterday. It helped."
He grinned more. "Anytime y/n. I'm glad it helped." He turned back around to his friends. Thats it? Thats all he was going to say? He frikin kissed me yesterday! Maybe I was reading into it to much. He did explain himself. And besides, who would want to kiss a frumpy sad Skeleton? I wouldn't. I was reading into it too much. Ieft him alone and went back to my seat and waited for class to end.
I just wanted to go home. I knew what was waiting in my jewelry box.
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histronic-gizmo · 1 year
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I made this post a while ago, but I changed my mind about creating reviews for all the episodes. This one is completed so thought I'd share it
S1E1 - Pilot
Got all set up for a marathon tonight! Small bowl of takis, a coke, a caprisun, and lights dimmed. Let's fucking go!
I'm gonna do this by reviewing directly after the pre credit scene then do the rest of my thoughts on the episode afterwards.
OKAY, so, the pilot's opening!! I love this scene. I still remember the first time I watched this episode, it was the first thing I ever saw of Rick and Morty. That's a wild ass introduction to a show lmao. The first thing you hear is *RAPIDLY APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS* and then a drunk old man drags a teen boy out of his bed and into a ship made of garbage, I can't-
The way Morty kicks Rick in the face is so funny too. And Rick just straight up lying and passing out after he grabs his flask? 10/10. My jaw was on the floor the first time I watched it. I had to pause it on the opening titles and lay down and ask myself what I was getting myself into lolol
"Or you were out all night again with Grandpa Rick", IT SOUNDS SEXUAL, WHEN I FIRST HEARD THAT I WAS LIKE "AS IN SLEEPING WITH HIM ALL NIGHT???"
And Rick's quote about sleeping and school? Definitely relate. Not in highschool anymore but it was only 2 years ago and it haunts my nightmares fr plus college is hard af
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"Dammit!" "JERRY" "Beth D:" instantly knew their dynamic with three words
Love the immediate introduction to Rick's cynicism with his "There is no god" comment, this ep really set it all down. Which makes sense, it's what pilots do lol
Morty's "rename them...?" comment is underrated by the way, gets me everytime
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Also, the amount of trauma Frank Palicky smashing to pieces must've caused Summer :skull:
I love the type of humor thats the scene with Morty and Frank. It's a bit cheesy and some media overuses it, but I fucking love it!
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Poor Morty, always getting manhandled by his grandfather. I'm sure he likes it though :smirk:
My heart flutters when Rick saves Morty from, you know, almost getting stabbed. He acts like he did nothing, but I'm sure deep down he got pissed, why else would he just leave the guy frozen? He was maaaaad!!
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He totally bumped into Frank on purpose. Look at him, already being possessive over his 14 year old grandson. GRRRR unstable old men, I love them
Here comes my favorite quote from the entire show:
"Oh man, Rick, I'm looking around and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing."
LITERALLY ME ON A DAILY BASIS, ITS CONCERNING
And Rick saying that the way you handle new situations is to charge into them like a bull? Manic episode me fr, also just me generally being reckless
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*shoves morty into the danger*
I adore Rick's mad scientist vibes in this early season 1!! Makes me pleased, I love mad scientist and jaded genius Rick equally fr
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I wonder a lot about Rick going into a "future dimension". He said he was there for a while, when he was there for 30 seconds on the screen. Does time move faster in there or something? Cause otherwise, wouldn't he have come back instantly? Hmmm
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POV: ur grandfather asked you to put too large seed up your ass for him
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The 'airport' scene is AMAZING ofc, we get out very first "Don't think about it!" in the series >:]
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Morty getting traumatized everyday :skull:
Now come on Morty, we have to get those seed out of your ass >:[
Rick is forever albert ein-douche to me, Jerry is an amazing angry father / improviser. I'd kiss him. Wait, am I attracted to Jerry? I think I'm just attracted to all the main characters in this show :skull:
Overall rating:
9/10
I rate it only 9 because I've watched it too many times to introduce it to my friends so it's hard for me to watch cus I overused it :pensive:
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foreverrogers · 2 years
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okay here we go. basically everything that everyone else has been saying so😭
I have very mixed feelings about Brenner's death, the way they glamorized him and his character. I do think it was really interesting how they portrayed el's reaction cause he’s a horrid person and el holding his hand- he was her father figure (Stockholm syndrome kinda thing?) but the music and the wide shot and the way they were trying to pull at our heartstrings didn't sit very well with me.
not even talking about Eddie. I'm not ready. it's too much. the tragedy is no one was able to get over their prejudice and see Eddie as a person not this label they created for him and his death was for absolutely nothing. congrats duffer brothers I hope you're happy
mike. no. I can't talk about him. I literally couldn't tell you anything he did these episodes besides screaming "HOLY SHIT" every 0.2 seconds. his dumbass monologue- no. copy paste what will was saying. he's dumbing down el to be this dependent girlfriend who can't function without him and also saying the best day of his life was the day he met her/the day will disappeared in front of will? mike wheeler I was hoping you'd have a character death. OH AND can we talk about some of the parallels between mike and Brenner cause uhh. maybe I'm overthinking but the way they both talk to el doesn't sit well.
Steve's character crashed. which was so disappointing. however the jacket was really freaking hot and that was the best thing to come out of all this. but yeah ofc he's a family man but the way he went about everything? #notmysteve
can we talk about vecna's stupid monologue while el was tied up? like didn't we already know he was behind everything? why are we hashing it all out again? did literally nothing, total redundancy. I also got so sick of the "you're not the monster, he's the monster" "he's not the monster, you're the monster" back and forth. we've heard it we get it thank you
I hope gaten and Caleb and Sadie are recognized or get more appreciation because their performances were fantastic.
this is just the biggest stuff grrrr I'll have more after I sleep because holy fuck I don't know how to process this. I'm just mad. what are your thoughts
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omg hi babe i totally forgot to reply to this but i agree 100% with what you're saying. the plot fell flat, the characters fell flat, and v2 fell flat in general. it's infuriating and i think I've had enough time to process and accept the fact i'm never gonna be happy with how v2 turned out but i'm still mad about it
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