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zombie-bait · 2 months
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not me getting a lil teary eyed after reading Devil’s Minion and thinking about Armand, fellas I think this is what they call 🙏 mental illness 🙏
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botseeksbot · 4 months
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testing-reblogs · 4 months
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my creature in the real!!!!!! He is now puntable. (here's a link to the model I used!!)
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rockstarhaechan · 2 months
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Can we have a little when he realized he loved you but with Yangyang or maybe Xiaojun? Please? 🫣
when he realized he loved you | xiaojun
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pairing: bsf!xiaojun x bsf!fem reader
note: finally found time after completing a lot of uni work and writing a whole essay so this is pretty short…. :,)
xiaojun and you had been best friends for a long time, you two went to the same elementary school so you basically known each other for your whole life. when he moved to korea you moved with him cause you couldn’t survive a week without your best friend.
another two years later, you two have gotten even closer. xiaojun basically is like your everything and you’ve gotten a huge crush on him, but he doesn’t know. you could never tell him cause you’re scared of rejection so you kept it to yourself the whole time.
he helped you moving into an apartment closer to him, he also set up all your furniture. kissing your head from time to time, reinsuring you that he’s always there for you. when you called him in the middle of the night and he wasn’t picking up all you could think about was running to his dorm.
running in the pouring rain getting completely soaked but reaching the dorm in a short amount of time, ringing the doorbell aggressively. xiaojun opened the door looking at you from top to bottom quickly pulling you in.
“doll what happened i tried calling you back, it’s 2am” he sounded worried seeing you all wet inside his dorm as he rushed with you into the bathroom. turning on the shower and grabbing a few towels and clothes for you. as you finished getting dressed he was waiting in his room with a blow dryer and a hot chocolate.
“im gonna blow dry your hair and then we’re going back to sleep, can’t get you to get sick” he was softly smiling at you while patting your head carefully. as he dried your hair you felt started to feel sleepy, his comfort is giving you safety and makes you feel like home wherever you’re at.
cuddled up to you, caressing your cheeks as you fell asleep slowly in xiaojun’s arms. he had the time to think and rewind all the years with you, how close the two of you gotten over the time and that he doesn’t want to be your best friend anymore. he wanted to be more.
wanted to be your best friend, your lover, your shoulder to cry on, the person you rely on the most, your boyfriend and maybe your husband later on. xiaojun loved you and he never realized it before until now, even tho you guys had this situation a lot that you fell asleep in his arms or went to his dorm in the middle of the night whenever you couldn’t sleep or had a nightmare.
he was always there for you and he wanted to be there for you even more than he was now.
it was just the moment when he realized he was in love with you.
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angstintensifer · 1 year
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Harry Potter Next Gen as modern family moments
Harry: *reading a letter from Teddy after he leaves for Hogwarts*
Ginny; Harry?
Harry: Make sure to take care Harry, I’ll miss you guys so much
Ginny; nice huh?
Harry, full on crying: Nice! Im gonna go mail him another robe
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Hugo; you know that hero essay we have to write
Hermione: Mhmm, what about it
Hugo: Well dad kinda assumed I wrote it about him, but I didn’t
Hermione: don’t worry I’ll talk to him
Hugo; you don’t think he’ll be upset, I wrote it about you?
Hermione, touched: you wrote it about me?
Hugo; you know me, I didn’t think much. What’s a hero? Someone whose not afraid of anything and whose strong, that’s you
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Bill: Im actually relieved, the day that I’ve been dreading. The day you two have finally have out grown me has finally arrived.
Bill, crying; I’m handling it really well.
Victoire: Dad are you crying?
Bill: No
Dominique: are you sure you’re okay?
Bill: Yep
Victoire: Oh Merlin he is crying
Dominique: I’ve never seen dad cry before.
Victoire, starting to cry: but dad if you cry then I’ll cry.
Bill, still crying: I’m not crying
Dominique, also crying; we made our dad cry
Bill: you totally did
Victoire: Because you are our daddy!
All three: *harsh crying and sobbing*
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Ron and Hermione after Rose got a bump in the head.
Hermione: can we please just call your sister?
Ron: No way, Ginny will be all judgement and condescending, like she’s perfect and I don’t know how to take care of a baby
Hermione: Ronald, she is your family.
Ron: Right so-
Hermione picking up the phone: Of course she’ll be judgmental and condescending
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Louis: I remember crashing through the wall and the ambulance ride to St Mungos
Bill: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you
Louis: then what was that siren?
Bill: that was your mother
Fleur: I ‘as worried!
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Harry: I did not pick Lily up early from play school
Ginny: Lily, did Daddy pick you up early from school?
Lily: No
Harry: See? Case closed
Lily; we didn’t go
Ginny: Case open
Lily: we went shopping
Harry: Ha Ha, shush now, Lily-
Lily: we bought matching hats
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George: Act like a parent, talk like a peer.
George: I call it “peer-renting”
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Percy: There are very few parenting issues where I come out on top.
Percy; You know I’m distant. I work too much, my French braiding is sloppy
Percy: finally, something that isn’t my fault.
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James: Whoa, you’re being a little-
Rose: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?
James: I was going to say “cray cray”
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Ginny: Hermione and I are going to go on this beautiful hike while you all sit and think about how selfish and thoughtless you’ve been
Hermione: *nods in agreement*
Rose: if we’re thoughtless how can we think?
Ginny:…
Hermione: …..
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James: In Legally blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute
Harry: James, this is real life, not an excellent movie
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James: Al, before you say no-
Albus: No.
James: I haven’t even told you yet!
Albus: I’m sticking with no.
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Ron: Marry someone who looks sexy, while disappointed
Hermione: *looks to Ron in disappointment*
Ron: see?
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Ron: I’ll get you fixed up *bandages Hugo*
Hugo: Where’s mum?
Ron referring to Hermiones work: She belongs to the people now
Rose coming in: My allergies are acting up again
Ron giving her medicine: well it’s your lucky day, because missy, doctor dad is in the house
Rose: where’s mum?
Hugo: some people took her
Rose: …..
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Dominique & Victoire arguing
Bill: Ah ah ah, let’s this in court, the food court. The honorable judge Cinnabon presiding
Victoire: That place smells like the inside of Louis Quidditch Robes
Dominique: I like the food court
Lily: me too
Bill: don’t worry girls. We’re not gonna deprive ourselves because of Victoires aversion
Dominique: *cackles*
Victoire: ….
Bill: …..
Dominique suddenly stops: Oh, Victoires aversion, I thought you said-
Victoire shakes her head rapidly
Dominique: Never mind
Bill 0-0 *slowly realizes*
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Angelina walking until she slips on eggs
Angelina: Fred! Why?
Fred: Im making my egg dropping project
Angelina: maybe don’t make such a mess in the hallway
Fred: Got it! What if I’m the container!
Angelina: there’s a thought- wait no Fred!
Fred, on the edge of the stairs with Roxy putting an egg in his mouth
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Fleur: What a wonderful dinner
Bill: I’m impressed
Teddy with his arm around Vic: Thanks next time let’s do it at our place
Victoire realizing he accidentally told them they’re moving in together
Louis: I’m in, just give us a owl to let me know
Bill: our place?
Victoire: Well since I’m finished school now, Teddy and I were thinking of getting a flat
Bill: I-
Louis: are you doing sex?
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Hugo: I’m moving into the attic
James: Cool
Albus: The attic?
Hugo: Hey, at least it’s big, Teddy said you used to live in a closet
Albus: *gay silence*
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Ron taking care of Rose alone
Hermione over the phone; Keep an eye on rose she has a tendency to wander off
Ron realizing Rose did exactly that: ‘Mione I’m completely capable of-
Hermione: You lost her didn’t you?
Ron: No no no, she is right here, hi honey
Hermione: I can it in your voice, check the dairy case
Ron finding her and trying to open the door: Do you honestly think-
Hermione: doors don’t pull they slide
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rowan laslow bf headcanons <3
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- would be your #1 supporter no matter what. if you played in a band he would be at every show
- let’s you try on his glasses because he thinks you look cute
- talks to Xavier about you practically 24/7. xavier loves to tease him about but you love it
- a big film person, he’s appalled by all the classic movies you haven’t seen. almost every weekend he sets up a movie night for the both of you
- has you proof his essays for him because he swears you’re the only person who does it right
- gifts you a locket with the cutest picture of him kissing your cheek
- makes a point to give you flowers every week so you always have a fresh bouquet in your vase. even if they’re just flowers he picked from outside
- you’re the only person that can comfort him whenever he has panic attacks
- biggest nerd ever but loves that you love him for that
- hand holding. all the time.
- takes the cutest lowkey couple photos of you two and he posts them on his story with a song
a/n hey guys!! i swear i have more fics coming out. it’s finals weeks so im so busy but i swear im gonna write more. for now it’s just a bunch of mindless headcanons :)
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citrusacidic · 1 year
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How’d you feel about the two couples we got in the new season?
WARNING AGAIN FOR SPOILERS FR MY BAD LOL
Bowie and Raj: they actually are everything to me im gonna explode, THEY R SO CUTE, honestly it was very cute how they had bowie be like.. i mean. sorta gay awakening adjacent for raj, he was like woahhh... *blushy emoji* LIKE OHH MY GODDD YOU GUYS R SO RGRGGRHEHRHEHGEH but yes yeah very cute very sweet, that scene in the finale when all the losers come back and raj looks all nervous I AM GONNA EXPLODE it was so cute 😭 i could write essays. i will probably. just a fan of the dynamic, like bowie is the stereotypical flamboyant gay and i honestly was assuming Caleb was gonna b the couple with him (based on those promo images and whatnot, not the trailers tho, based on the trailer i knew Calebs ass was LEAVING, sorry Caleb) but NOTHING could’ve prepared me for it being RAJ??? thats amazing. Also I think the couple being Bowie with Raj was perfect because, with raj and wayne being inseparable bffs, wayne is the NUMBER ONE RAJ AND BOWIE SHIPPER EVER, which is cute, especially with his EXTREME support for them, aggressive gay ally ❤️
Emma and Chase: yikesssss 😬
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Guys I am the biggest coiny fan and coinpin fan. I can write an essay about coiny's character development. (I might talk about it one day idk). Its all about the little things he does. I wish he didn't get out so early in TPOT. I didn't think he was so underrated :( My selfish mind kinda doesn't want him and pin to lose that bond. If it was halfway or smth through, it would've been fine, yknow? But he got out so early, and im afraid throughout the next episodes, pin will act like nothing happened, or change as part of a "development arc" and forget about him. And I wonder why pin had that/those ooc moment/s in TPOT 2 and 3. But yeah I love them and him sm and im gonna miss them i just wish we see glimpses at least at the episodes go by :( i don't want their friendship to change pls pls i love cpinpin so much. And please even if he is eliminated I want coiny screentime crumbs he's my favourite
Also why is a literal coin such a green flag. Where are the coiny's irl
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i swear to fucking god im not a hater but if i see another fucking badly-made thumbnail boring neurotypical straight guy with lame monotone voice talking over buncha mfb clips video of the worst metal fight beyblade takes ive ever seen with the unfunniest jokes im gonna rearrange the DNA sequence of the closest person to me to that of a Doto greenamyeri nudibranch because i swear to god just shut the fuck up.
how the fuck do you meatheads base how much you like a character over powerscaling and win ratio. would you prefer a wild bear over your own mother because the bear is stronger than her? thats how you fuckin sound like. i gotta rant this shit out because i had enough if i hear another fucking "ryūga da goat🥶🐐" "beyblade really is that serious🤣" "This show is so acoustic😵" "did you know that moses split the sea with a be-" WE FUCKING KNOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS AT THIS POINT. ALSO IF YOU DEADASS USE AUTISM AS AN INSULT LET ALONE USE THE WORD ACOUSTIC OR ARTISTIC FOR IT STAY 7 KILOMETERS AWAY FROM ME AND ALSO DONT WATCH METAL FIGHT BEYBLADE EVERYONE IS GAY AND AUTISTIC YOU KNOW WHY⁉️ which cishet neurotypical out there makin spinning tops fight with neon green or blue whateverthefuck hair half the cast looks like they been hiding in closet before their debut episode.
PRIME example of these bad takes is , because of powerscaling again the hate on masamune ? i thought people hated him because they thought he was annoying (like how i did when i first watched it when i was little) (FOUR YRS OLD) and like id get that as in he talks alot or whatever but people hate him because. fucking. "he has a low win ratio and claims to be the number one blader" BITCH THATS A 15 YR OLD. or like around that age somewhere you get the point. so what if the taco doritos colour palette guy a little confident in himself bitch you hate fun you hate sillyness. people also use him as like a tool to praise kenta? constantly i see takes like "kenta is like masamune if masamune didnt suck" or something as in they both try to rise to the top and get stronger but one of them doesnt talk shit like did you know you can praise a character without putting down the other one motherfucker. another one is "masamune isnt a legendary blader because he talks shit but cant actually back it up" Hey my brother in Allah lets play a little game. which one of the fucking legendary bladers talks big about himself. you have ten seconds. 10...9...8....KING. KING IS RIGHT THERE .
also saw someone say damian shouldve been a legendary blader⁉️⁉️mf that boy was on rearrangement stereoids the effects of that wouldve already worn off by the time of metal fury how does that even WORKK😭😭 he was probably off with 3 big fucking pet dogs to eat custard pudding or sumn idk .Ryūga dickriding has been a thing for for ever but right now for some reason people decided they didnt talk about that guy enough. theres so many videos on him guys there are other characters to talk about i can write a three billion word essay on damian but i dont think i can say anything about ryūga that hasnt been said at this point. also the people who claim hes alive BECAUSE hes alive in the manga is crazy like yall cant see those as two different universes? im not saying wether if i think hes alive or not this isnt about that dont miss the point. i wanted to make text posts about mfb for forever but i was embarrased for god knows why so i just posted my mfb fanart on my main but i cant take it anymore (eatina burger with no honey mustard) must speak this time im afraid
also sorry if this is hard to read im not good at ending sentences where i should punctuation jumpscare. powerscaling mfs will hear u say u like a character like for example tsubasa or sumn and immediately bring up ryūga like shut the fuck up this shit happened on twitter i dont even use twitter i opened the app for 000.1 seconds. you just jelaous ryūga will never serve like did mf also im not a ryūga hater anyways i reached the character limit fuck
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hyunsvngs · 7 months
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having had a workplace crush in the teaching environment, here is how i would assign the boys as teachers. given my experience in in elementary but we’ll let it slide. obvi they would all love to be music teacher but i cant pick one.
chan: channie has a calling in math. he’d sit on the floor with kids and use all different kinds of tools to help students find their way of thinking. he wouldn’t force the standard way of math. he’s rarely behind his desk, his class is so hands on, all the kids use different methods to learn and they are the top of the school.
lino: lee know would be incredible in the theatre teacher roll. imagine him helping the quiet kids finding their voices. every year starts off with stage blocking and moving correctly so he gets to joke around and they see that the quiet looming teacher is actually a goofball? and they get to spend a whole year with this guy who quickly showed his colors.
binnie: this man is a p.e. teacher. argue with the wall. also he lives for two things: dodgeball and field day. seeing the kids let out all their energy and laugh their asses off while also exercising? nothing can make him happier. he spends all year planning the best activities for field day and makes sure to ask the kids what they would like.
hyune: an art teacher. but he loves stepping in and helping for the ela teachers!! his classroom is filled with his students art (he refers to his students as his kids), he’s been told multiple times to take it down by fire marshals but he’ll take the risk. he loves to see what creations they come up with, and he WILL take things home.
han: han would kill it as a history teacher. every history teacher i had was so carefree and i know that han would love to have kids act things out. he’d have a couch in his room for kids to relax on while working. he’d be super chill with deadlines and things like that. also he’s be open about his anxiety so his kids can see that adults are like them too.
felix: home economics. he spends his weekends coming up with different ways to make recipes accessible for kids with allergies and food restrictions. he makes sure everything is up to standards and is fun for students too. he loves to play videos for the kids so they have fun. also has a food pantry for all the kids on campus just in case they need something to eat.
seungie: seungmin gives off bio or chem teacher energy. but in the best way. most science teachers can be kind of anxiety inducing, but he would make sure to write a joke on the board everyday, he’d wear his pocchaco hairclip on test days to lighten the mood, or go around putting stickers on people papers then denying it just bc he thinks its funny.
innie: language arts. he loves loves loves helping the students write and find their voice. whether it’s essays, poems, short stories, he loves seeing his students grow during the school year. also his kids love story time (yes he does story time and he would never take that from his kids) they love to hear his voices!
sorry for going overboard, i’m a sucker for tropes.💕
victoria baby you ate with this.
also the way im literally gonna be teaching history & english after uni… i’m telling u me n sungie r soulmates
AND AND AND i COMPLETELY agree that bini would be a p.e teacher who would make things fun!!!!! i wouldve actually enjoyed p.e if he taught me LMFOAHSJD
♡ juno
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differentlovelover · 10 months
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I hate you Munson
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Eddie x reader cw: cussing
You walked in the cafeteria to sit at the table with the cheer team. You were friends with the leader Chrissy. You sigh softly as you hear a yell from the other side of the room causing you and the table to look.
"AS LONG AS YOUR INTO BANDS, OR SCIENCE OR... parties., OR A GAME WHERE YOU TOSS BALLS INTO LAUNDRY BASKETS"
You rolls your eyes as you stand "Jesus Christ." You mutter as you walk off to the bathroom. Then eddie got in your way as he side eyes you "after you," he moves out the way "fuck off" you keep walking as you roll your eyes. He chuckles and turns to his table as he ponits your way, "now that's a Vecna" he sits down. You hated Eddie everything about him and well the feeling is mutual. Later class started and you sat in the middle Eddie sat in the back.
"Today we will be paring partners" the teacher says bored "grab a Buddy." You lay your head down on you're arms, you didn't have friends in that class and you just waited until someone comes to you. Soon everyone got there partners then you got a tap on your head. "Y/n wake up."
Then you heard that agitating voice as you sit up "nope nope." You shake your head waving your hands "I'm good-" "I don't want to be your partner either but your the only one left" he slams his hands on the table saying it fast to shut you up. You sigh as you glare "whatever." You sit back crossing your arms. He looked at you as he sat on your desk smirking then looking at the paper
You stare at the male. Christ this is gonna be hell. You mutter "we aren't going to my house to do the project I can't bring boys home." You look at him. He looks at you "well lucky you. I have a spot."
Soon after school you went to that spot. You walked in the woods as you look around you see a bench then you sit down waiting for Eddie as you got out the supplies. "Boo!"
You jump up pulling out your knife on him as you leaned back on the table alerted. He raises his hands fast "calm down its just me." He blinks then he smiles awkwardly. "Damn it Munson make yourself known next time" you glare putting your knife back in your bra. He stares as he blinks "yeah-" he smirks and goes to the other side sliding off his jacket
You mutter "fuck I hate you" you glare. He sits as he crossed his arms looking at you. "Come on let's hurry up then." You put your hair behind your ear as you grab the paper and look down at it reading it "we need to put a poster together and then write a es- what the fuck are you doing?!" He was walking around as he turns "what? Your doing the work right?" "Now why would I do this shit by myself?" He shrugs "I thought you was smart" "listen. I'm not playing no games with you you gonna come over here sit your ass down and help me with this work!" You yell at him
He looked at you as he walks over to the bench and sits "alright miss.." he stares at you. You glared and sit down. Soon later you guys got work done you started the essay Eddie started the poster. You would glance at him as you corrected him just to fuck with him since you didn't like him that much he did the same to you which returned to a smack to his head. Soon you finished and you got up. "Alright, good job your not so dumb."Eddie said as he stood up, "Says the one who hasn't graduated yet" you look him up and down the start walking off
"IM TAKING MY TIME!" He yells at you then you flip him off. He sighs and shakes his head as he crossed his arms then got his stuff and went home. You got home and sat on the phone with Chrissy "how was the studyyyy"Chrissy asked excited. You mumble "it was alright he is pretty stupid" you chuckle as you eat your cookie you had in your hand. "He's not as bad as you think" she says to you. "What have you talked to him or something?" You take another bite of the cookie "plus he's a held back who wants to hang out with him, he's like a grown man" "come on y/n I know you two have this hate relationship but what if it turns to lovers or something" "Chrissy. Wake up this isn't a story" "yeah I guess so." She giggles "I have to go. I'll see you tommrow! Bye!" "Bye bye" you hang up
You lay back in bed as you think about how long you two are going to have to be partners your even gonna have to sit next him, you had to prepare yourself for that and you sure wasn't ready to sit infront of his man for the next month. Eddie felt the same he thought you where annoying and selfish he had his own reasons.
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enigmaticdiary · 1 month
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i am rewatching episode 1 for rewind the tape :) I've seen the pilot probably around 20 times at this point but I've only watched it by myself.... once! so for the first time since my first time watching it alone, im gonna do it again with a head full of knowledge of the iwtv book and the full season. and im turning off captions so it's less reading and more watching and close observing for me >:D
Below is a liveblog!
WARNING: I FUCKING LOVE TO TALK AND POINT OUT USELESS THINGS ON EVERY SINGLE THING I SEE. THIS POST IS GOING TO BE A MILE LONG. Also im still not great at putting my thoughts together.
hmm. I would read molloys book on kaposi sarcoma and hiv/aids. i love how well the fake book covers and this advert are put together because so many times I've been asked by friends who i showed the show to if it was an actual commercial LOL.
THE PIC ON THE BACK OF THE BOOK GOING FROM LUKE TO JUST AN ACTUAL PICTURE OF YOUNG ERIC BOGOSIAN? LMFAO. The casting is genuinely so perfect in this show. hehe i like how well the passage of time is depicted through the book covers too, not just in. the photos for daniel obviously but for the aesthetic styles of the covers. the cover they made for "the internets gavel" is sooo mid 2000s. I love the attention to detail for these things on screen for less than a second because it gives a fool like me something to look at and praise simply because the detail wasn't overlooked.
"hate and ashbury" man this is such a good title too. simply because im looking at it and sifting out details it's such a good way to get even more insight into molloy's character. while I don't need to get into a history lecture of haight-ashbury, it tells a lot because it was a historically hippie neighborhood in the 1960s and the birthplace of the counterculture movement, it says a lot for molloy especially seeing the previous three fictional books he wrote about, being hiv/aids crisis, the politics of climate change in the United states, the governments attempts at putting stricter regulation on the internet... I could get into how this connects with molloy's character more in relation to his desire for vampirism but i am barely over a minute in and I've been typing for 15 minutes now!!!
"Preparing For An Interview" NO WAY. GUYS!
No no no i will not pause every 10 seconds and try to connect the thematic dots of everything being presented to me. I need to save that for the video essay im writing!
louis' beautiful handwriting❤️
i dont know why daniels scrunched up face is so fucking funny to me.
Jesus okay watching this without captions is actually really difficult for me i see why i need them all at all times. If im not rewinding because i keep fucking pausing im rewinding because I didn't understand a fucking word i just heard. Despite seeing the episode 20 times.
Hmm.. What personally redemptive accomplishments could louis be referring to..?
UUGGGHHHHHHJJJJJJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHFHHHH sorry Louis on screen and i started tearing up. Hello armand goodbye armand.
Yah.
Do you think louis goes on twitter sometimes.
Yah?
COVID MEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COVID MEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!
Louis has changed... The only big change he's mentioned between Interview 1 and now that I can recall off the top of my head is that he stopped killing in 2000. I wonder why? I wonder many things
Truth and reconciliation....
Armand being concerned with daniels editor seeing/hearing what was said. I am vaguely aware of the theory that armand has possibly been up to mindfuckery with both louis and Daniel and i can only wonder if this has been mentioned to buoy that theory. To control the narrative.? Hmm... but why?
I know Daniel was annoyed by louis calling him "boy" but i think it's kind of cute. Even with nearly 50 years passing by, the old human is still young to the vampire who has lived going on twice his lifetimes. I am not 10 minutes in and I have been typing for 40 minutes!
FUUUUUUCK sorry. louis
I have no commentary on louis introducing. LESTAT. sorry, not him. On louis introducing new orleans and his the place he inhabited in it. I think its pretty self explanatory and explicit, yeah?
BRICKS❤️❤️❤️❤️
Oh my god the fucking "Oh—goddamn." upon seeing fenwicks diarrhea dick is Ao fucking funny. Louis acting like he would actually have a problem seein a dick or too. Probably would have a problem seeing fenwicks tho (unshitted on). I don't disagree there. Maybe the poop camo is for the best....
Yiu can't be saying that racist jake the dog
Id stick my finger in fenwicks wound and see how deep itd go.
Hi paul
The lord told me to cum. Sorry im 5 years old
Paul punching louis is genuinely so fucking. LESTAT AND HIS FUCKING GOOFY ASS HAT OH MY GOD!!. Sorry. Paul punching Louis was so fucking funny to me because I know that if they were not on that street and were at home or something they would be SLUGGING each other until grace has to pull them apart. Then hug it out :) Idk is this how siblings work im pretty much an only child
I keep having to google words help. HELP. NOT ME HAVING LOOKED UP "PULPIT" ALREADY AND APPARENTLY COMPLETELY FORGETTING WHAT IT MEANS.
Immediately another word I have to google. Im not gonna say I'm stupid for not knowing these words, i did not grow up with the church as closely as others...
i do think a lot about the pointe du lac household before their father died. like. A lot. Theres so much in that brief interaction mentioning him. The sugar cane, the hospital, the Diversion.
Ill never forget the first time i rewatched this ep After learning about the mayfair witches and seeing this scene and being like: GASP! OH MY GOD! ANNE RICE REFERENCE! IT'S ALL CONNECTED!
Paul is so fucking funny like the shade he's constantly throwing, please take a break LMFAO
hng. (louis)
Googling words again. Hmmm the internalized homophobia yes yes i see. Sorry need to google another fucking word. Oh. oh louis...... Ok I can see how my mom picked up on louis being gay so fast. I am a smart boy but my vocabulary is pathetically limited so "big" words going over my head made what should've been pretty obvious be absolutely indecipherable to me. Sorry for being stupid (im not)
I am 17 minutes in and I have been watching and typing for an hour!
Louis: everyone in here is white so its easy to pick out who's gonna call me a nigger to my face and whos gonna do it behind my back
Sir..... Mister....
Hes here
Microaggression 1
TWO.
THREE.
FOUR?
LESTAT CONTINUOUSLY HITTING ME OVER THE HEAD WITH BRICKS
His hair looks like shit
IM. GOING TO KILL HIM. Dont worry louis get behind me.
YOU GONNA FALL VICTIM TO THIS MAN WHOSE HAIR GOT CAUGHT UNDER THE IRON?
Oh my god Leswirl de lioncourt PLEASE PLEASE I CANT TAKE THIS. Actually started growling out loud and said "Shut rhr fuck up, oh mt God.!!!"
IVE EMPTIED A BANK VAULT SAMPLING. S. AJSHKSKSJZMSMS PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GKD. PLEASW. ISNSSMJAKSNSMSJAJZMSUAUBZNZ
Lestat put your ears away, please.
Me, watching this for the first time at the age of 20: Is this gay...? No... it can't be. They would put gay in a show...? For real? (in denial and scared of being queerbaited despite the most explicit homosexual overtext)
MISS CARROLL THEYRE HAVING A DICK MEASURING COMPETITION.!!!!!!!
Unfortunately lestat did kind of serve there but throwing his dick down on the table embarrassing louis like that in front of miss carroll and lily was evil and racist somehow And he should be sentenced to 40 good slams in thr head with a brick
If paul didn't punch louis none of this would be happening
Lestat: God i love to troll
Who the devil you say.? Well...
Oh lord louis' face card sorry didn't mean to moan like that. I saw a maj so beautiful I threw up evrrywhere
Hmm. The racism
FUUUUUUCK LOUIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO KILL MYSELF!
Lestat needs to put his ears AWAY he looks so bad with his hair that short.
What IS this insane time freezing trick lestat is doing? God when im actually giving myself a chance to really absorb myself in the show that scene is actually pretty fucking scary LOL
I NEED TO DIE I HATE HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SHIOT ME IN THE FUCKING HEADA
Lord have mercy the sheer SEX in his eyes as he looks at louis' neck. I nedd to die
Paul..... I need to kill myself for emotional reasons not related to loustat
Egypt reference! Wow! Gabrielle allusion ! "The means to make my way to paris" Ok well what if i
I FEEL SO FUCKING BAD AT HOW HARD I LAUGH AT PAULS SCENES. steven norfleet does such an amazing job in this role.
SAVAGE GARDEN!!!!!!! GUYS!!!!! B
Hooray! The scene that changed me literally Forever. Whatever, man.
Ykung violinist
lily and lestat circling louis like two lions descending on a zebra.
I had a dream about this scene once. I will not br elaborating.
Dude.
GUYS. SEX IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Guys.
God thid is so fucking crazy
Unfortunately this part does make me giggle especially having to see these two men floating naked and seeing sams fat ass Im about to start crying again
I wish vampires were real
Insert joe biden yelling faggot I don't have it on hand and i don't want to pause for 20 minutes to find it
MY FAVORITE SCENE EVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAUL AND LOUIS TAPDSNCING SO CUTE AARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The fact that thus scenr eas really all them, being jacob and steven, its so awesome.
WHEN THE BLACK JOY! And then thr Black suffering. Ok guys 21st time is a charm Im praying really hard I THINK I CAN STOP PAUL FROM JUMPING THIS TIME!
This is one of those scenes that really seperates black viewers from nonblack viewers because the way some of my nonblack friends have reacted to florence blaming louis has made me so insanely embarrassed.... I don't know how to explain it. But the shame from a black parent... especially the mother. I don't know. It breaks you in a different way than anything else. Theres a lot of nuance I want to say but I don't have the time or brainpower or expertise to word it properly so please just take my emotional response to this scene at face value.
sorry but lestat just openly asking during the funeral service where they got pauls coffin from is CRAZY.
Breaking finns arm was also crazy as fuck. Like would hs have done that if louis didn't get angry as fuck at him just then. Unfortunately knowing lestats character now seeing louis get mad like that probably made him hard as fuck and thr only way he can deal with it in the moment is to break that mans arm. Sorry I love how ar the beginning of this post i was like super into the nitty gritty and the details bjt then it just turned into me making fun of lestat and how hard he definitely was in like every single scene he was in
God. the pain.
Killing lily was in fact extremely racist and misogynistic of lestat. He should be stabbed many times for this
God.
Ok scene two that permanently changed me
Sorry to that poor stunt double that got knocked out then.
What rage you must feel as you choke on your sorrow. Unfortunately one of the hardest lines ever
No commentary. Hard to say things about this scene cause its just so good, man.
Oh my poor ashy grey blood deprived louis
Watching this scene with headphones on is crazy
GOD. GUYS. I LOVE SHOW. DID YOU GUYS KNOW I FUCKING LOVE SHOW???!!?? Pack it up guys This is one of the best pilots in tv history
To wrap up this post, it took me about 2 hours and 20 minutes to finish the first episode. I spent twice as long watching it BECAUSE I LOVE TO FUCKING YAP!
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adhdduckie · 1 year
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jjk headcanons ( as people in a class)
ft. Toge, maki, yuuta, nanami, todo and sukuna.
pt 2 of jjk headcanons ( as people in a class ) pt 1 here
my masterlist here
( should be studying for exams but procrastination so oh well)
Toge we all know hes such a sweet misunderstood boy. We love him tho. He's definitely gonna have either the worst grades you've ever seen or he's gonna be in the deans list ( honours list? depends where ya'll at) we all know how he talks in ingredients, but that's not gonna stop him from having a bunch of friends that hang out around him just for his aura yk. He's gonna be the sweetest boy and he'll remind you of a little cat. His handwriting, it's gonna be so cute. i feel like he has little stars on the Is instead of the usual tittle. he writes small and slightly cramped but it is so easy to read. When writing essays i feel like he'll have so many pages of all these tiny tiny words. I think he's definitely got an affinity for the sciences and maths. I think that there would definitely be many people who would be interested in him romantically, but he's only going to have eyes for one person. ( maybe i'll write a fic abt that ( x reader maybe ) )
Maki Zenin
def a girl boss. so proud and pretty. I think she would be a jock like yuuji but man shes got some of the best grades you'll ever see. she's gonna be really intimidating to everyone when she first introduces herself in class, but that isn't going to stop a bunch of guys from going up to her and being rejected ( lmao at their pain) her handwriting i think, would be like close to calligraphy. She's so extra like megumi but special in her own way, like her z's would be crossed. I think that she would be quite good at drama and acting but her preference would be in musical theatre, and hell she's good at it.
Yuuta
quiet boy reborn. Man, he's gotta be the most awkwardest boy you're ever gonna know, but he's also very shy and kind. Would not hesitate to beat someone up if they've hurt his friend. personally, he would be the one i would like to be friends with. His grades are above average for someone who doesn't spend a lot of time studying, and his friends get so annoyed about that. His handwriting would be cute and childish, but still really neat. I think that his laptop background would be a collection of images of his friends, like him and rika when they were really young, and everyone else is several different locations. When you first see it you instantly know he's a really good friend, and would cherish everyone. Gotta paint his nails. idk but i would want to so badly
Nanami
he's practically the professor. Super serious, constantly asking questions and getting answers right. His exams results are like in the 99 percentile which is like insane. HE is so consistent with his grades, like damn bro what else you do with life?? He looks so tired and done with life half of the time or he's just sipping on his coffee. I think he drinks two cups of pure expresso in the morning and has a cup of tea for the rest of day, in his fancy little cup. His handwriting, i don't know how to describe it but it's like so extra. Definitely prioritises his handwriting over contents of notes but he does well either way.
Todo
you would never see him in class. He's got like some crazy excuses, but i swear you're not even aware he's in your class until you get paired up for something and he's like, "wanna meet up? if you get it wrong Im doing it myself" I think he would be so annoying to work with but like if you're friends with him he would actually be quite helpful. You would have no idea what his handwriting is like. He's never written a thing in his life for school and he's happy about that. He skips out on school a lot to go see the model meets like takada. No clue how he even passed high school if ur in uni together.
sukuna
bro if i was in school or uni with this man i would instantly drop out. He's a fucking pain in the ass and i hate him sm rn. But i'm sticking to the head-cannon. His grades- probably pretty good, maybe like a genius or something but so irritating. His looks gain the attention of many girls, but his misogynistic and shitty personality pushes a lot of people away. He's a pain to work with for group projects, would totally run off and do the work himself and get everything wrong and blame everyone else for not doing anything when he wouldn't let you help. He's fine, but like not impressed with him. His handwriting would be old and traditional and if you live in japan, he would write in traditional Japanese. and practically no one knows what he's writing.
lemme know if you have any suggestions for anything else i should write! hope ya'll enjoyed, have a nice day/night!
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Hey! I’ve got some Cyno for you.
Imagine him walking by a group of students who are too engrossed in a conversation with Reader, right? So they don’t notice him.
He’s listening to what they’re saying and is just in time to hear Reader tell their peers a terrible, horrible joke — nobody laughs, of course, but Reader is doing their damn best to hold in their grin.
So Cyno, whose humor is questionable, just nearly snorts and draws attention to himself.
And you could take it from there? Please? :P because my brain won’t cooperate anymore sjjxlfhdksks
AHAHHZHHHH SCHOOL BOY CYNO???? SCHOOL BOY CYNO???? PLSSS IVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS ONE DARLINGS.
I overthought about this so much ngl. literally pissed my panties when i read “student,” thinking “DO THEY MEAN HIGH SCHOOL? GRADUATE SCHOOL? COLLEGE? GRADE SCHOOL?” pls and after i wrote it i realized “well fuck maybe they meant students in teyvat,” and then realized if that was the case, then i just wrote a drabble about sumeru high school😭. im not sure if this is what you had wanted BUT HERE IT IS ANYWAYS.
omg but ngl i thought about this off and on all day and now it’s late and i think i’ve FINALLY figured out how i’m gonna write about this…. i had so so much fun writing this and PLEASE LIKE WTFF MY HEART IS MELTING. i also looked up "terrible dad jokes" on google and that's where i found the joke mentioned in this drabble HELDODld-
anyways sorry for the essay, thank you for your request!! praying to lord barbatos that this is kind of.. what you were looking for… IM SORRY IF ITS BAD GUYS PLEASE I SPENT LIKE 30 MINUTES WRITING IT
Holy Water (Cyno x gn!reader)
warning(s): none!!
word count: 550
The lyrics of Cyno’s music flamed loudly through his earbuds, his eyes drawn to the floor as he walked through the crowded hallway.
His curious eyes darted upwards in your direction as he took his earbuds out, quickly shoving them in his pocket. His eyes glazed over your figure as he stared at the small group of people you were chatting with.
You had a stupidly huge grin on your face, your toothy smile making Cyno bite his tongue. His eyes immediately darted towards the floor, but he kept his ears open as he started walking past you.
“How do you make holy water?” You asked, taking a deep breath to keep your laugh in your chest. Cyno listened closely with his brows knitted together as the group of students just stared at you blankly.
“I’m… not sure,” Collei, one of the students in the little group, said to you. She tilted her head in wonder as Tighnari crossed his arms, shrugging.
“You freeze it and then drill holes in it.”
The whole group stared at you and their expressions were pretty blank. Tighnari raised a brow to your foul joke, his mouth parted to the side in wonder. He didn’t try to show any amusement.
Collei nervously smiled after she understood the joke, creasing her brows and holding her books tighter to try and attempt to show some sign of laughter from your joke.
Cyno’s brows rose when he heard the joke, taking a moment to fully process and understand what it even meant. It finally did click in his head, though.
Tighnari, you and Collei all batted your eyes when you heard a small chuckle coming from him. He hadn’t even realized that the small laugh had actually come out. Cyno stopped in his tracks, steadily turning to look at the three of you.
He saw the huge grin on your face become wider.
“See, ahah! I am funny! In your face, Tighnari!” You squealed, playfully hitting Tighnari’s arm. Cyno just stared at you all in shock, unable to really move or say anything.
“You… thought that was funny.” It was more so a statement than a question. Cyno blinked at Tighnari as he said this, before quickly walking down the hallway without saying a word.
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Cyno tapped his fingers against the desk, staring at the person who sat right in front of him— you. He couldn’t help but stare at you, thinking of the small interaction he had with you just moments previously.
You looked a little nervous from his blunt and confusing reaction when Tighnari asked him about the joke. Cyno never really had any real conversations with you, as you had lots of other friends. Occasionally, though, you did see him and wave or smile.
Class had already started, so Cyno couldn’t necessarily apologize right now. Maybe it was because he was paranoid, but you seemed bothered and he couldn’t help but blame himself.
That might have been the only reason why he wrote down something quickly on a small piece of paper, quickly tapped your shoulder, and then gave you it.
You looked confused from the notion but when Cyno nodded his head, you looked down to read the small piece of paper, grinning at what it said.
"I thought your joke was really funny. We should talk more."
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⛩️✂️?
ask game
⛩️: What's you Favorite location in the series?
OKAY SO LIKE I HAVE A MAJOR BIAS I THINK BUT IT'S 100% DR. JULIEN'S LIGHTHOUSE
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first off it's where they find echo. second it's where jay and nya rebond in skybound and im a fucking sucker for like. plots about characters being in hiding. third it's where jay secluded himself in crystalized and where nya remembered jay and those scenes both made me BAWL my EYES OUT
fourth i want the lighthouse siege set more than i want anything ever i want destiny robe nya and jay i want echo i want the lighthouse itself and i want a nadakhan that i can chuck against a wall when i'm mad
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look at this set for two seconds and try to tell me it isn't the sickest shit look at it i want it so bad please ninjago make a legacy set of it i am Begging
ahem anyways long story short my favorite location is the Lighthouse and I don't know how to Shut the Fuck Up about it
✂️: What's one thing from the series you would change?
.....just. just ONE?
i could write an essay about the amount of things in ninjago i'd change lmao but i'm gonna go with changing the ending of crystalized so it's. better written. i LOVED crystalized up to the finale which just fell off so hard, specifically with how nonsensical it was? they hyped up the idea of the ninja getting corrupted and then it happened for like two whole frames that we barely see. they hyped up lloyd's oni form only for him to morph into it ONCE and then DO NOTHING WITH IT. they had a whole "oh nya can be a hero without her powers" but then she can only beat the bad guys with her powers. lloyd isn't even really the one to defeat the Overlord it's a DRAGON. there's just a lot. of issues that i would fix ghsdfhgj
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inventedfangirling · 9 months
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What goes on inside Pat's head in eps 6/7?
Or what happens when the brain rot takes over.
Alright so without further ado let me get into the fact that i can't believe this is the first time im seriously thinking about it but what the hell must have all been going through Pat's mind during that gap between their first kiss, their bet on the beach and even beyond that up to that post curry-feeding kiss after his dramatic re-entry as Riam?
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What was all going through his head? We know he's confused and hurt and frustrated, but he also doesn't want to push too much, but he also wants to know what goes on in Pran's head real bad and then the resolution he gets is that Pran clearly seems to like him too, like a heck of a lot, and his extreme backtracking so far back they cant even have a conversation ironically goes to prove just how much Pran was going though and now they have a bet and on the other end there is a relationship....
....there is a relationship right?
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We know pat is sure of his own feelings. He likes pran. He wants to be with Pran. He wholeheartedly wants to go all in. And while he knows Pran likes him back, he knows that pran isn't sure (at that point) if he wants to even go in, let alone ALL in. So then what must have been his mindset while being the goofy boy who was constantly on teasing mode?
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What was behind that smiling exterior, because one thing that the usually confident Pat is insecure about is when it comes to Pran and especially given what happened after the kiss, he must have become at least a tiny bit more wary? (Not really though cos we know Pat is a simple straightforward guy, and he knows that nobody not even his Pran can kiss like THAT without feelings, a guy who goes for what he wants and often acts before he thinks but for the sake of my spiral lets pretend) So then behind that exterior what was his best case scenario? They start dating. But what was his worst case scenario cos for pran, we know he chose the worst (in terms of their relationship) way out cos that seemed like the only one until pat refused to leave without talking about it.
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But Pat won't make that choice to cut off ties (why the heck would he) and now that Pran is ready for the bet, Pran wouldn't either right? But what if pran decides to call off the bet in between? He wouldn't but what if pat randomly has that thought...in some lonely/ insecure moment what if that is one of the horrifyingly depressing thought he has...what if pran likes him more than everything and even that isnt enough because he just can't bring himself to take that step somehow?
Where does that leave him? Did he even have a backup plan for what would happen if their bet didn't work out? If pran didn't come around? What was he gonna do? Were they going to ignore each other? Not talk anymore? Not play around any more? What if each time he comes to play, underneath all the mischief and fun what if there's that underlying fear of what if it's the last time?
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What if it's the last time i'm in his room? What if it's the last time he offers to feed me curry? What if it's the last time I get to help him out with something? What if it's the last time he makes me dinner? What if it's the last time he comes close when i ask him to? What if it's the last time he traces hearts on my face? What if it's the last time i get to touch him? What if it's the last time he looks at me like that?
Are we even comprehending the level of angsty mess Pat could have been that whole time? But he wouldn't be the Pat we (think we) know and love. He loves and he loves loud and he isn't thinking too much beyond their competition and getting Pran comfortable enough to get into a relationship (i could write whole essays about the level of emotional intelligence Pat shows when it comes to Pran especially in episodes 6 & 7, thats not what this is about tho) BUT we all have bad days and negative doom spirals.. who is to say Pat didn't!
Of course it probably wasn't as bad or dramatic as i am making it sound like cos Pran does reciprocate and Pran is not at all attempting to hide (in the same way we see pre episode 6) his feelings for Pat or his investment in the bet but still as long as the bet was on, nothing was set in stone. And also let's not forget just how much it must have hurt when wai came to hand off Pran's guitar. Pran's guitar that Pat had saved and polished and kept safe for him. The one he ran after him, holding. The one he kept safe in his home. His one piece of Pran that he held onto those 3 long depressingly lonely years. And Pran just gave it away to Wai like that? Wai? WAI!??
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Look at my poor baby sitting there all alone with his thoughts, his heart breaking little by little and even then staying silent just so that he won't create trouble for Pran. Who is gonna answer for all of that!??? huh?
* Ooh boy and here come those heart squeezes again I CANT DO THIS ARGHHHH *
And despite all that he kept a mostly cheery exterior, trying to keep it fun and light for pran as much as possible?!?
Not all undermining the fact that patpran did have a heck of a lot of fun during their bet era, several essays worth of fun and meanings to unpack but that's not the point of this post
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Like i'm sorry but there is simply no better man (boyfriend). But also no cos 1. he's fictional duh, there is NO one like pat irl, he's just an impossible version of a man cos despite all his flaws he really did what he did and 2. its actually not healthy what he's doing is it? Repressing his anxieties and radiating joy, equally bad as repressing joy and radiating anxiety like pran was doing, but (argh to sweep it all under the rug the way i usually do unlike patpran who talk shit though and therefore ofc they ended up happy)...
Because of course despite their anxieties both of them knew they could trust in each other and in their feelings for each other, and yes they built that trust over the years but it also was especially given impetus during the bet era so the bet was eventually going to have only a happy outcome but human brains can be weird and can play tricks on you and i was just thinking of the possibility of a time when pat's brain may have tricked him into a whole spiral and what if the bet wasn't as fun for pat as i initially thought it was and now here we are.
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