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gojipink · 2 months

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kiss it better

ஐ ft. childe

ஐ summary. you told your boyfriend you'll kiss his bruises better, so what happens when his dick aches too?

ஐ warnings. (N)SFW, mdni, fem!reader, deep throating , dirty talk, fem. pet names. 1.2k words

ஐ notes. if i make a blowjob mini series, who would u wanna see!

truthfully, you dont even know how you ended up here; childe supporting his weight against the bathroom sink counter and you kneeling in between his legs, knees cushioned by the bath mat.

“babbbyyy,” he drawls out with a pout, breaking you out of your thoughts. he teasingly pushes the head of his hard cock against your face, leaky tip smearing precum against your cheek, “you said you wanted to kiss it better, right? you said you’ll kiss everything that was hurting me, didn’t you angel?”

you huff at him, “i was talking about your bruised face and your knuckles, you perv! i didn't know you would get hard from just a small kiss on your cheek!”

he scoffs and rolls his eyes, “a perfectly natural reaction to your kisses, i believe. now c’mon give it a kiss, it hurts way more than any of these bruises do,” he says while flashing his boyish grin at you.

you roll your eyes at him before letting a glob of spit fall into the palm of your hand while maintaining eye contact with the harbinger. the lewd sight making childe’s eyes instantly haze with lust as he gently combs the hair out of your face and into a makeshift ponytail so he can see better.

you take his cock into your hands and lightly work up and down his length, making sure to twist your wrist when nearing his tip. the slick sounds and childe’s light groans sending a shock of arousal straight to your clit.

his dick twitches with impatience in your hold, “angel, don't tease,” he huffs. “you have no idea how good you look right now. be good for me, baby c’mon, kiss it, it hurts,” he near whines while his grip on your hair tightens, making your breath hitch.

looking up at him with lust filled eyes, your tongue pokes out to kitten lick at the bead of pre-cum oozing from his slit before planting a wet and exaggerated mwah on his swollen tip.

childe grins from above you, blue iris nearly swallowed up by his blown out pupils. “s’cute, princess, fuck such a good girl, aren’t you?”

you hollow your cheeks sucking on his tip while you hum in agreement. the vibrations causing his hips to buck into your mouth a little, making you both moan out.

“mmmh, the base hurts too, baby. you wanna try kissing it there too, hm?”

you pull him out of your mouth with a wet plop, your hand replacing your tongue as you circle your palm around his sensitive head, making his jaw clench tight.

“can’t reach back there without your help, ajax,” you pout up at him.

he swears he nearly blows his load from how cute you look saying such a dirty sentence.

“oooh shit,” he breathes out a small laugh, “you want me to help you reach, pretty girl?” he coos, “i’ve got you, baby, say ahhh.”

“ahhhhh,” you maintain eye contact while opening your mouth and sticking out your tongue, giving him a little show as your hands come up to lightly rake your nails along his thigh.

he grips the base of his cock as he lightly taps his sensitive head against your tongue a couple times, smirking to himself at the obscene plap, plap sounds.

he stands away from the sink counter to give himself more stability as he inches his long cock into your mouth, hands gripping your hair tight to keep your head still.

“o-oh, fuck,” he curses under his breath as he feels your hot tongue drag further and further down the underside of his shaft. his mushroom tip hits the back of your throat, throat constricting around him tightly as you choke around him.

“a-ah! mhm that’s it, sweet girl, just relax f’me,” he lightly thrusts, slowly letting your throat adjust to him. “breathe baby, you’re doing so well. just a lil’ more, ugh making me feel so much better, aren't you, pretty?”

you look up at him with tear dotted eyelashes, eyes glazed over with need, head a little fuzzy from the lack of oxygen.

“a-almost there, mmh- such a good girl, yeah? doing such a good job kissin’ on me like this.”

his constant praise making you squeeze your thighs together, feeling the wetness pool in your own underwear, making a sticky mess.

you whine needily around him, desperate to feel his cum down your throat already. taking a hand away from his thighs to play with his balls, giving them a light squeeze, trying to encourage him to go a bit faster. his breath hitches at the feeling of your gentle touch, feeling the white hot pleasure build at the base of his spine.

“o-oh shit-! big breath angel, ngh- gonna kiss the base for me? gonna make it feel all better, hm?” he slurs out, drunk off the feeling of making a mess out of your throat.

you take in a quick greedy inhale of air through your nose, your hands making their way back to his thighs, digging your nails into his toned flesh. his fingers, twisted in your hair, push your head forward to meet his thrusts, his flushed tip nestled deep between the tight walls of your throat.

“f-fuck! mmmmh-! ooh sh-shit!”

feeling your throat struggle to accommodate his dick as it flexes and constricts around him forces him to immediately shoot white ropes of cum down your throat, head tilted up towards the ceiling with his eyes squeezed shut, teeth gritted together.

your lips meet the skin of the base of his cock in sloppy open mouth kisses as his hips stutter against your throat making you both moan out obscenely.

“r-right there, oooh goooood girl. good. fuckin’. girl.” he punctuates each praise with short plunges in your throat before gently pulling his softening cock out of your mouth.

throat finally free of the obstruction, you slump to the floor as you cough and swallow lungfuls of fresh air, fucked out tears and saliva smudged along your face.

recovering quickly, he wets a hand towel before crouching down to meet you on the floor, gently wiping down your face.

“s’good for me, baby. did so good, made me feel so much better, pretty. only you could make me feel like that, hm?” he showers you in praise as he cleans you up, grinning at you when he notices a small dopey smile come through on your lips as you catch your breath.

“alright, upsy daisy, can't let my girl sit here on the cold tile now, can i?” he scoops you up into his strong arms as he lifts you up bridal style off the bathroom floor. entering your bedroom, he lays you down gently on the plush covers of the bed.

he has a lovesick smile painted on his face as he pets your hair, watching your breathing slow back down to normal. reaching over you to litter your face in small kisses, you breathlessly giggle at his silly display of aftercare. you open your eyes to peek up his beaming face.

“theeeere’s my princess! you rest here for a sec, i’ll go make some hot tea. i already know your voice is gonna sound a little fucked out,” he giggles.

“ajax!” you hoarsely whisper shout at him, weakly swatting at his arm. his boyish laugh fills the room as he bounces up from the bed to hurry into the kitchen.

“you stay there and rest for a second! it’ll be your turn when i get back!”

#goji's.thots˚｡⋆୨୧˚#childe x reader #childe #childe₊˚⊹♡#genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #childe smut

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foreverisntenough · 2 months

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- YOU’RE MINE -

Summary: While you daydreamed about his face an ocean apart, he had no idea what yours was about to do to him. With a twist of fate and the heat of summer, a new relationship would completely ransack his heart - Everyday heavy with the thought of one another, neither of you were going to let the unexpected love of your life go. You were going to be his, you were his, and you were going to stay his.

Warnings: This series will contain fluff, suggestion, smut love bombing, little sad, and kind of angst- not sure what else really… if i miss anything please lmk!

Note:. I hope you like it! There will definitely be more parts (don’t know how many just yet though.)

Chapter 9 - ‘You’re Mine’

Trent was dripping sweat. It was so hot out and it was another grueling training session of preseason. The team was away in some European country tucked in obscure mountains and as focused on the season and his fitness Trent was he couldn’t stop dreaming of being out of this rural landscape back on the city streets of Manhattan with you.

He was exhausted, trudging inside chatting nonsense with his teammates. He couldn’t wait to shower and get back to his room to call you. He went into the locker room pulling his top off over his head, throwing it on the bench, turning to face his locker to grab his wash bag when he was met with a slew of teasing whistles. He turned around to see what all the fuss was about and to his surprise it was about him. His teammates began to press.

“Who you been fucking Trentski?” Dom asked.

“Didn’t know you got into it like that brother,” Ibou said surprised.

“Shit, she got you good…” Curtis chimed in.

“What are you on about?” Trent quipped. The scratches he felt sting in the shower weeks ago from your last night in bed together were still there not all the way faded just yet. The boys questions continued to come piling in..

“Bro, who have you been sleeping with?” Andy pipped in.

“I didn’t know you were seeing anyone.” Cody said more innocently.

“It’s from a while ago…” Trent tried to ignore and suppress the inquiries.

“Well.. yeah Trenski it’s obvious they aren’t fresh but…. brother who’s marking you up like that.” Andy continued to pry.

The boys moved on but those closer to Trent were interested and wanted to learn more about who left these scratches they hadn’t managed to clock till now. Trent was always private particularly about his relationships but he was being more removed from the group than his usual self. He was doing things like going to bed earlier, not staying up to watch a movie or opting out of card games he’d typically die to win all unbeknownst to his teammates so he could talk to you.

You’re nightly check in and conversation with Trent had rapidly spiraled into something much more sexy. You two both incredibly horny missing each other and certainly missing each other's touch.

“Babbbyyy” you moaned, your hand rubbing circles around your pulsating sensitive clit.

“Fuck baby, I wish I was with you right now, I want to taste you so bad.” Trent growled imagining how good it would be to eat you out right now and not be alone in his hotel room.

You were overstimulating yourself but you just couldn’t stop. All you could think of was Trent’s tongue licking your pussy, flicking over your clit, his fingers drilling in and out of you. You were getting so wet just at the memories of him. Your hands were doing a decent job emulating it but it was hardly as perfect as it was when Trent was taking care of you.

You gasped out his name when you reached a certain spot with your fingers. Trent kept talking you through it, telling you how good you were doing, how good he felt just watching you get off to him.

“So good f’me beautiful. So fucking sexy. Going to be a good girl and cum again f’me? Cum all over your fingers like you would on me.” His words had you quivering. You were so overwhelmed with pleasure hearing his voice just pushed you over the edge. You came, squirting in the process, moaning senselessly.

“Fuck f-fuck holy shit T I miss you so much.” You managed to get some words out between heaving breaths. Your sheets covered in your juices. Trent’s release wasn’t far behind.

“Jesus fucking Christ baby, I need you so bad. I can’t handle this any more, I need you back with me, need to taste you, need to feel you.” Trent was babbling but also just unequivocally obsessed with you and after he came, it only furthered his feelings for you. “My perfect, perfect girl”

“T, I can’t wait to see you soon. I miss your kisses. I miss you so much…I hope that’s okay” You said finally catching your breath still a little nervous how Trent genuinely felt and your impending visit.

“Y/N, I can’t explain to you how much you mean to me. Trust me. I’m so… I don’t know, I can’t think of some cliche phrase to describe it but you’re it for me, baby.”

“Head over heels comes to mind for me” you giggled. Trent’s lips pulled into a sweet smile, your laugh was his kryptonite, he could listen to it on loop.

“I gotta go clean up, I have a team dinner soon, beautiful. I’m sorry I can’t stay and talk longer.”

“It’s okay T, really.” You said with a big smile watching him sit up unintentionally showing more of his tanned toned body. “I wish I could shower with you right now.” You mused suggestively.

“I would kill for that, I’m not being dramatic either.” Trent said incredibly seriously..

“Mmm gimme my T back please.” You said just about drooling over his body more on display now.

“All mine, right?” Trent questioned you.

“Promise.” You cooed before kissing at him through the phone.

He couldn’t hear it but one of Trent’s closest teammates, Dom, was knocking lightly on his hotel room door. Trent was in the shower and honestly he was still thinking of all the showers you two had shared until he finally heard his friend enter into the room.

“Yo bro! You here?” Dom's voice echoed loud through the room enough for Trent to hear from the bathroom.

“Shower” Trent confirmed his obvious location, muffled a little by the falling water and a J Hus song playing from a bluetooth speaker.

Despite Dom’s arrival Trent took his time in the shower but his friend was getting bored.

“Can I change the song?” Dom asked, yelling out to Trent.

“Yeah, mate, go ‘head. Left the phone charging on the bed” He directed Dom.

Dom waked over sprawling out on the hotel bed picking up his unlocked phone swiping open with the intention to go straight to Spotify. Dom shot up straight away though when the screen was opened already on a photo within the messages app from your latest conversation with Trent. He gawked at what was on the screen. The last message sent was a picture you had taken on a timer. You were naked in bed resting on your knees, ass seated back on your heels. Legs spread open. Your one arm wrapped right under your boobs pushing them up but still leaving them completely exposed, the hand of your other arm was in your mouth. Your pointer finger and thumb were pulling on your bottom lip to place your knuckle between your teeth. Your hair was down but a little messy, your eyes filled with feigned innocence. You were completely on display. Dom couldn’t help but look. It was a sexy photo but it was also meant for Trent and he knew that so he swiped away from the picture only to reveal the back and forth messages the picture had been included in…

“That call had me 🥵. Counting down the days baby” Trent had texted.

“I miss you so much. I can’t wait to see you soon”

“Missing you baby, was dreaming about seeing you like that all morning too.” He sent alluding to your earlier FaceTime.

“And what was I wearing, T?”

“Absolutely nothing, beautiful, just how I like.”

“Were you dreaming of this?” You sent the nude attached.

The message was what led to the photo being the last thing opened on the phone. Dom was absolutely shocked at what he was looking at. The pet names, the comfort level, the lust… who the fuck was his friend talking to and why had he not mentioned anything. When he heard the water turn off from the shower he quickly exited and navigated directly to Spotify to change the song to literally anything to avoid any suspicion that he had just found out Trent was clearly seeing someone.

“Sorry bro” Trent came out in a towel. Dom couldn’t barely think straight, not sure how to talk without bringing up what he had just uncovered.

“Yeah, no worries. Took you long enough though. Uhh you… you excited to get back to Liverpool in a few days?” Dom asked alluding to what might be waiting for Trent back home but he knew nothing about your situation and your distance. His question was oddly formal and random for the pair to discuss so Trent replied but with a confused look.

“…Erm yeah, suppose. Get the season going, feeling good about it. What’s going on?” He pressed.

“Nothing!” Dom almost jumped at the question like it was an accusation.

“Alright… let me change quick and we can head down to dinner.” Trent ignored the awkward exchange. Although Dom couldn’t get the image of you nude out of his mind and was piecing together just how Trent had probably gotten the scratches everyone was talking about in the locker room.

Trent was still texting you walking to dinner with Dom now seeing the photo you had sent, his reply consisted of just a plethora of drool emojis. Despite his attempt to be discreet, his face was anything but so Dom poked fun fully aware of what Trent was looking at.

“What you looking at bro? You’re practically drooling..” Dom probed pretending he didn’t know.

“Nah, nothing… just a text.” Trent tried to reign in his feelings about your heated message.

“Yeah, alright. Cool, cool” Dom said, letting it go for now.

The next day the boys were gathered in a common area just talking shit. When Andy probed the group if anyone had anything interesting going on; finally getting bored of each other's summer holiday stories but Trent clearly had yet to share the most exciting part of his so Dom took it upon himself to help share for him.

“Trenski you haven’t shared much about what you got up to.” Dom interjected.

“Yeah, brother, how was the trip to the US, you didn’t even tell us any of the dumb shit you got up to with the lads…” Andy pressed unaware.

“Yeah.. uh.. was good all around, met some great people, went to some nice places. Don’t know.” Trent said nonchalantly.

“Erm… that was the most boring basic answer I’ve ever heard. Give us something!” Curtis joined the conversation.

“Great people huh? Any you still keeping in touch with?” Ibou mused, eyebrows raised, poking fun that maybe girls were involved in the summer holiday but again unaware of your existence.

“If you count receiving nudes from some girl as keeping in touch, then I say Trentski is doing just fine in that department.” Dom spoke again. Trent’s jaw almost hit the floor.

“Excuse… me…” Andy’s jaw was also on the floor next to Trent’s.

“Expand! Expand! Tell us more Domi!” Curtis cheered now more invested.

“How do..” Trent began to speak quietly to question before Dom cut him off.

“Sorry bro, don’t leave your phone unlocked with a picture of your girl naked open… ‘baby’” Dom mocked Trent’s pet name he had read in your messages.

“Baby!? We’re calling this girl ‘baby!’ This is insane, who is this?!” Andy’s voice was laced with excitement but also shocked Trent kept this from them.

“Everyone low it.” Trent said gesturing with his hands trying to calm the rowdiness of the group.

“Wait so is she your ‘baby’?” Curtis inquired genuinely but still clinging to the conversation around Trent using a pet name.

“She’s… she’s my. I don’t know we haven’t labeled anything, we’re just going with it. Obviously we’re not able to be physically together right now. She’s just..” Trent babbled and then sighed in frustration over not totally knowing what to call you because he knew exactly what he wanted you to be but you weren’t yet.

“Oohoohoo” Ibou cooed.

“You guys just ‘miss each other so much’ and are ‘dreaming’ of her, getting naked photos, ‘counting days to see her’ I’m pretty sure it’s something.” Dom continued to lightheartedly mock the messages he read.

“First off, don’t ever go near my phone again and secondly, yeah it’s something… I just don’t know what yet, it’s tricky.” Trent was annoyed at Dom's unintentional invasion of privacy but also a little shy that he couldn’t just answer these questions simply.

“Wait, wait, let’s liven up the afternoon. Give the girl a call Trentski, odds are..” Andy probed looking for some excitement knowing Trent wouldn’t turn down a competition.

“It’s gotta be a FaceTime!” Curtis yelled. The game ensued and slightly fazed by his overwhelm Trent lost disgruntledly.

The FaceTime tone rang and Trent’s heart was racing. He sat back in his chair leaning his head back on the wall.

“When she answers, no one fucking say a word.” He glared at the boys moving their chairs around him ready with listening ears. Your sleepy face appeared on the phone and Trent immediately felt a little more at ease seeing you tucked in your bed looking absolutely adorable.

“Hiii baby” you cooed

“Yeah, you alright” Trent asked sweetly, trying to stay calm but Andy had grabbed his leg at the shock of hearing your warm voice answer so lovingly.

“Just laying in bed, thinking about you, T.” You said sexily unaware Trent had an audience. Dom and Curtis clung to each other giddy like little boys. Curtis slipping down off his chair onto the floor in dramatics and continued shock.

“Awh, don’t tell me thattt..” Trent shut his eyes, getting lost for a moment at the thought of being in bed with you forgetting about his audience, your giggle quickly snapping him out of his thoughts.

“Missing you lots. Counting down days.” You said soft and slow, clearly tired.

“Yeah me as well, beautiful” Ibou slapped his hand over his mouth hearing Trent use another pet name which resulted in Trent swatting at him discreetly out of your view.

“You okay? Seem like.. off?” You pried noticing that Trent seemed tense.

“Yeah, yeah, just tired, training…the usual. I gotta run through, baby.” Trent tried to just rush through this given his audience even though he did genuinely want to talk to you just not like this.

“Not fair, just going let me see you, only for you to leave me naked in bed with…” Trent cut you off before you could say anything further. Andy mouthed an ‘oh my god’ throwing his hands around in disbelief.

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Just needed to see that face” Trent said giggling at you just completely enamored by your ability to be so cute and yet incredibly sexy.

“Fine, well I’ll be here if you need me…” you said with a suggestive wink.

“Can’t wait to see you so soon, baby.”

“Bye, baby” you said, kissing towards Trent on the screen emphasizing the ‘mwah’ sound like you normally did.

“Bye, I.. I lo- I’ll talk to you later” Trent stuttered but gathered himself to wink back at you before the call ended. The group of boys erupted with noise, questions, jokes..

“Shut up! Shut up!” Andy yelled over the group. “You were almost about to say you loved her! Trentskiiiiiiiii”

“I’m down bad. I’m aware. I'm an absolute melt. Also… I hated that. That wasn’t fair to her.” Trent was quiet but the group only got louder again.

“Are we not going to talk about the fact that she has an AMERICAN accent!” Curtis yelled. Trent could only laugh.

“Yeah, well she does, she is in fact… American.” He confirmed.

“I wanna see her, Domi got to, so we should get to as well.” Ibou pressed.

“You’re definitely not seeing what Dom saw.” Trent said glaring at Dom. “But yeah fine, hold up I’ll pull her Instagram.” Trent proceeded to pull up your profile on his phone. He couldn’t risk showing the boys photos he’d taken in his camera roll, it was filled with far too much explicit content of you so he opted for your instagram.

You had a low key profile on the app, a small following, but your photos were anything but that. You had a thing for photography, clearly fashion so your feed was curated and stunning. If you had really wanted to you could probably push for the influencer thing but you never wanted that. Photos of you in little bikinis showing off an insane body, a face card that never declined, holiday photos that even these famous athletes would envy the locations of, perfect manicured hands adorn with jewelry holding martinis; it was all astonishing. Trent knew you really well now and thought it was amusing how blissfully unaware you were at how lavish you and your life truly were but more so how little it shaped you. You were incredibly normal, sweet, selfless, and down to earth. He liked that most about you, your appearance was a bonus.

“Holy fuck..” Curtis’ jaw slackened “Dom, I feel like you kind of down played this one…”

“What was I supposed to say, ‘oh yeah, Trent’s girl is sexy?” Dom quipped, only causing Trent to feign offense.

“You’re absolutely lying...” Andy responded getting a look at your profile. “Brother... what the fuck. This is your dream girl.”

“I’m aware. I am fully aware, so I’m trying not to mess it up.” Trent said now with a smile looking at a photo you had recently posted that was actually one he took but no one would possibly know that but the two of you.

“So she’s coming to see you?” Dom asked for clarity.

“Yeah, when we’re back, first match flying her over. I don’t think I’ve actually ever been nervous for a game before until I invited her to this one.” Trent honestly admitted, completely smitten.

“Awww trentyyy’s in love” Curtis said, squeezing Trent’s arm. The boys continued to tease and as annoying as they were… they were right. Trent was definitely in love.

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Thank you for continuing reading! I hope you enjoyed it. Please let me know what you think or if you have any thoughts/ questions! 🤍

Next part is up - Chapter 10

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kenzieitgirl · 4 months

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First time for everything ♡

Trying Tumblr since I'm getting no views on Wattpad.

honestly, this is really bad.

yandere . r4pe . kidn4ping . forced org4sm . bnha . begging .

"L-listen I won't tell anyone if you just uncuff me and let me free I have a long life ahead I haven't even had my first kiss! Please I promise I won't tell anyone!" you try to explain as tears roll down your cheeks.

"babbbyyy, I already fucking told you your new life is with me and I can give you your first kiss~." izuku grips your chin licking his lips as he smiles at your fear.

you close your eyes as izuku picks you up and throws you on the nearby bed hovering over you he says "

You're also going to have your first orgasm!" he says with a smile as he sees your horror.

"Your mine baby"

♡

#yandere midoriya #bnha smut #yandere smut #yandere mha smut

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br1ghtestlight · 7 months

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NOT THE ENGAGEMENT RING STILL BEING IN THE BIRD NEST LMAO

loving this morning routine so far. we rarely get to see into characters lives outside the belcher family (obviously i mean. its their show) but this morning routine feels both painfully awkward and Very real in a way that we don't see with the belcher family in the same way?? their house is always so chaotic and LOUD with so many people and siblings but this is just rudy and his dad. its not exactly missing the love and warmth but its very intentionally different vibes

god rudy's dad is trying so hard :( compared to the natural and fun interactions of the belcher family this is just.... a very stark contrast with rudy's dad trying and failing to relate to rudy on his level

RUDY THINKS HIS DAD IS EMBARASSING OHHH :(

assuming that this Fancy dinner is rudy and his parents getting together every weekend (with tonights dinner being with his mom's new boyfriend) and CLEARLY does not enjoy it and finds it awkward its kinda funny that they keep doing them. like his parents probably don't like each other very much AND rudy hates the dinners and its awkward and uncomfortable like do we really need to keep doing this. is it worth it. are they trying to stay connected like a normal family while also very clearly disliking each other?? who knows im excited to find out

like "you've always been a trooper" IF THE DINNER ISNT FOR RUDY THEN WHO IS IT FOR LMAO???

and we all love you so much 😭😭

love seeing the belcher family in a non-focused setting like you can tell this episode is about rudy so it makes seeing the belcher family feel almost like?? like WE ARE rudy seeing a friend at the mall rather than them being the main characters. very interesting creative choice

gene is such a sweetie in this scene <3 him walking on the fountain edge

ROUDATHAN

gene got a B- special dinner..... god im sorry his family loves and supports him so much its so sweet :( like gene NEVER questions that he's adored by his family and they think he's amazing. they celebrate all his accomplishments no matter how small uhfghh i need a minute

its his day dad. tina is such a good big sister 10/10 love their relationship

"rudy you should come over for dinner!!! i think its gonna be one of the WORST foods we've ever tried" the belchers are so funny and sweet in this episode bcuz the conflict isn't really about Them and its very enjoyable. like they're just hanging out & having fun

our monthly We're Still A Family dinner with your mom. like SURELY there is a better way

MY MOMS NEW FRIEND ALLEN HES OKAYY 😭😭🤘🎶🎵

ohhh rudy's dad passing his own insecurities onto rudy :( this is so fucked bcuz he doesn't MEAN to do this but he ends up passing on his anxiety and neurotic tendencies onto his son and he doesn't build up his confidence like he should vs the belcher family where they hype each other up to an almost dangerous degree and they're all so happy and confident..... the parallels they are paralleling And it makes me upset. painfully real dysfunctional family relationship

you're the guest of honor....... :( BUT NOT A GUEST BECAUSE YOURE OUR CHILD :(

how on EARTH does this boy end up at the belcher's house for dinner 😭😭

I WAS BORN IN 2002 okay this confirms that louise was definitely not a 2002 baby unlike when the show started because that is a Grown woman and louise is nine. we have figured out some kind of timeline here and for this season louise was canonically born in uhh 2014 OH GOD DHES SO LITTLE. what the fuck gene was a 2012 baby

you know who would liven this party right up?? Louise belcher

BABBBYYY RUDY COMPILATION WITH HIS PARENTS WAHH i dont care that its awkward because he is so small. from this compilation i would guess his parents got divorced when he was around six or seven

rudy using his magic tricks to help the awkwardness of the dinners when that was never his responsibility as their kid... wahh

OHH NO RUDY 😭 this poor boy is having a panic attack somebody needs to save him. but honestly he's the sweetest kid im sure nobody is angry at a nine year old

RUDY IS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND FULLY RUNS AWAY TO THE BELCHER HOUSEHOLD LMAO ZERO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY no plan just vibes. louise is his safe space which is not something i want to think about right now because its too much for my tiny heart. god

(fanfic where rudy has a panic attack and louise helps him through it will be incoming shortly)

rudy crying is going to make ME cry 😭😭

okay gene kissing the ketchup bottles goodnight is very funny that got me to laugh. what is bro DOING

rudy's parents about to file a missing person's report and he is FULLY commiting to the disgusting terrible lasanga dinner good for him!!!! BECAUSE ITS WITH A HAPPY FAMILY THAT FEELS SO COMFY AND SAFE GIVE ME A SECOND.... JUST GIVE ME A SECOND

gene saying he loves rudy. great moment

"rudy are you sure your parents know where you are" is the CORRECT reaction thank you linda lol This boy is very clearly not somewhere that his parents know about and she's being a responsible adult. obviously she would but its just nice that they're treating this situation somewhat seriously. good mama <3

EVERY GENE LINE IN THIS EPISODE MAKES ME LAUGH

rudy in this episode is gonna make me CRY he's so anxious and sensitive and they all love him so much god. like linda and bob are such good parents in this episode and louise is a great friend too. he's so so loved by everybody around him not just his family. and of course he is crying again

LOUISE AND RUDY ARE THE SWEETEST SHES SUCH A GOOD FRIEND SHE CARES ABOUT HIM SOO MUCH her staying for dinner so he feels less awkward and uncomfortable because he always feels safe with her :( what the hell

rudy and louise dinner date!!!!

SWEET GIRL WE GOT THERE SHE IS SOMETIMES ISNT SHE louise is literally the best i dont care if people think she's overrated or too many episodes focus on her. she's amazing and so incredibly sweet and she loves rudy more than anything

ngl when louise smiles and nodded i did think she and rudy were going to hold hands for some reason. roudise week got to me

LARRY MURPHY AS PAUL i knew they would find a way to squeeze him into the episode because he has one of the main credits he has to be in every episode. which is kinda funny tbh Legally contracted to make an appearance as at least one character per episode doesn't need to be teddy

OKAY FINAL THOUGHTS ON THE EPISODE I DIDNT EXPECT THIS TO BE SO LONG this episode was adorable and very stylistically different in a good way?? i loved having a small peak into rudy's home life and his relationship with his parents. loved seeing rudy's mom she seems really sweet and supportive of him :) louise was the BEST in this episode and gene was hilarious as always. bob and linda are great parents and brian huskey did great considering he was voicing about 80% of this episode completely by himself. GREAT episode and a strong start to the season along with episode one!

#LOUISE AND RUDY WERE SOO CUTE AT THE END IM GONNA CRY #i really do want to write a fanfic about them now this episode is one of the best roudise episodes i think #maybe not THE best but definitely top 3 #txt #bob's burgers #episode review

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wholesome domestic headcannons w celica, castin, and their baby/babies?🥺👉👈

Sure, Anon! Let's set the scene first: This is gonna be a few months after Celica gave birth and she's recovered enough to leave their share bedroom, and that means she can finally learn how to be a Mummy and parent!

Family headcanons with Castin, Celica and their twin babies, Dain & Deirdre:

The first time that Celica holds their babies didn't count. She was delirious with pain, eyes watery from crying and to weak to do nothing else but carass their babies' cheek with shaky palm. Then she fell unconscious to the sounds of the two crying, the doctors frantic orders, nurses urging Castin to leave the room and her husband's tearfully pleading to not leave him and their children.

So, yeah! As first impression goes, it could've gone better in the Baroness' humble opinion.

Recovery was a hell of a journey. Being in an out from the realm of medically induced coma is... something. Almost dying is something! Castin and Celica was so traumatised from the ordeal that her Intacian husband swore to never get her pregnant again. And honestly? Two children is more than enough for Celica.

So! Two whole seasons went by; Celica did nothing much but eat, sleep and try to stay awake to assure Castin and get to know Dain and Deirdre. Her beautiful babies.

As she gets more stronger and more lucid, Castin helps Celica differentiate their babies and regale their daily shenanigans. He speaks with so much love, so much softness that Celica decided fatherhood really suited Castin.

She admits so to their Dain and Deirdre while Castin is having a quick bath and she felt strong enough to move herself to sit on the armchair beside the cribs. "I'm glad that the two of you are putting your Daddy's through his paces. Goddess knows that he could use it."

While she did read in a book that speaking fulls sentences and no baby talk to infants would help develop their speech skills greatly, she still feel awkward doing so. Hmm. She would need to talk to Castin about this.

When Dain begin to sob, Celica scoops him into her arms and proceed to calm him down before he could disturb his sister. Unlike Castin, she knows no lullaby or appropriate bedtime story. So Dain eventually fall asleep to Celica reciting the timetables, lol.

A few months past until finally, FINALLY, the doctors and Celica's personal poison expert gives her a clean bill of health and that she can resume consuming her poison intake.

(The ugly side eye that Castin throws to poor Jaesa is chilling.)

So of course the first thing that the couple does is taking their babies out to a picnic!

"Sunscreen time! Babe, I don't care how cloudy it's going to get. You and the kids need to protect y'all skin! Here, I'll do Dain and you can do Deirdre. Then we can... do for each other?" Aaaan... cue Castin being all flirty.

"I wasn't about to refute you, husband. There should be no overkill when it comes to Dain and Deirdre. They seem to like this particular spot in the garden; I shall have the builders and landscapers to create a pavilion here."

Err... that's going a bit too far, Celly. I just don't want our skin crackin'. Not a new pavilion for the kiddos!"

"Still, I have the money and means. Why shouldn't I spoil you and our children like the princes and princess you are?"

"Babbbyyy, you're making your man blush! But no, seriously, why sort of standards are we setting if we give the kids everything they want straight out of your womb?"

"That the world is for our children, of course."

"Please, please - can we not be Karens and Kyles? No one likes those kind of parents, babe! Besides, we don't want Dain and Deirdre to be insufferable brats, right? My Ma would twist our ears otherwise!"

"...You make a good point, Castin."

Overall though? Learning how to become parents became a fun and trying adventure for Castin and Celica.

While Celica struggles to find that middle ground between a mother and a Baroness, Castin needs to figure out how to tone down his protective nature.

Because when a toddling Deirdre tripped and bang her poor head against the coffee table of their bedroom, she and Castin burst into inconsolable tears while Celica demanded for the carpenter to brought to the manor for interrogation. Fortunately for the carpenter, Rhett and Queen Isolde intervene before the entire household dissolve into anarchy. Meanwhile, all Dain did was farted on Rhett, lol.

#monotony's rambling #desmond asmr #headcanons #castin hammer #baroness (oc)

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alphabetboyluvr · 9 months

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August Updates!!

hiyaaaa !!

i do a monthly check-in over on ko-fi with the content that's upcoming and what to expect, so i wanna do a similar thing here. there's a lot more of you here than i thought there was?? so hi!!

if you want to keep updated with what's going on you can find me here:

insta | twt | wattpad | ko-fi | ao3

without further ado - here's what's coming up!

bad decisions - chapter 45 has just been posted on wattpad. it's bd's first birthday in two days!! I'm away all weekend so won't be here to celebrate (sad). im hoping to get two updates done for bd this month.

throttle - my babbbyyy. i'll be spending time in a very important throttle location this month so will definitely write for it. I'm also hoping to have it fully cross-posted to tumblr by the end of the month.

landslides pt.2 - pt.1 is currently on wattpad, but i'll cross-post it here, like, today? pt.2 is due v soon.

ko-fi quiz winner drabbles - there are currently two pending! there are:

palladium - dilf!yoongi

a check in with jk & annie from colour vision (a wattpad fic of mine)

i'm also working on two other fics - monsoon and SAADS - so honestly august already feels like a tidal waves of updates, but we'll see! I'm in the quiet months at work currently - come September i wont be :( making the most of it while i can!!

if you wanna keep up to date with things, im most active on twt and insta!

my ko-fi gets updated pretty frequently (7 tears last month!! and exclusive quizzes!!! with prizes!! amongst other things!!), so if that's something you'd be interested in joining, i'd be happy to have you <3

i'm leaving my ask box open, but have closed the ama - i sadly didn't get to all the bd!ama questions, but i also ended up getting far more than i thought i would :( i tried to do as many as i could, but it was eating away a lot of time he he.

thank you for the kindness shown to me since i joined - it's been so so lovely, and im extremely lucky. thank you!!!!

okay thats all!! byeeeee!!

#fromholly #monthlyupdate #jungkook fanfic #bts fanfic #jungkook angst #jungkook x reader #jk ff #jungkook ff #dappleddaisies

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ilovefandoms102 · 2 years

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How Do You Love Somebody Else?

Pairing: Daniel Seavy x Plus Size Reader

Summary: He loves me, he loves me not?

Note: A request from one of my dear friends😁

Warnings🛑: angst, friends to lovers(?), Daniel is kind of an asshole(?), mentions of alcohol, mentions of alcohol consumption, mentions of intoxication(everyone is of legal drinking age), mentions of drugs, smut(dom/sub aspects, dubcon/noncon aspects, degradation, unprotected vaginal sex, oral sex(f,m), slight choking)

Somehow your friends talked you into going to Coachella, mostly Daniel begging with his puppy eyes you couldn’t resist. It wasn’t a secret the two of you had been crushing hard on each other for the past 3 months now. There had been lots of shared kisses and nights spent in each other’s arms.

Little did you know that was all about to change…

The first night of the festival was incredible, the music and all around atmosphere along with your friends made the night complete. Things with Daniel seemed normal until a girl you’d never seen before started coming around. Apparently everyone knew her but you…and she seemed especially cozy with Dani.

You felt your blood boil when he ditched you to be with her, holding her hand like he did with you, holding her in his arms…just like he did with you. Then you saw him kiss her, and that was the last straw.

The alcohol that you consumed seemed to only heighten your anger, when you walked past the lovebirds, Dani was calling your name. You whipped around ready to rip into him but something stopped the words from leaving your lips.

“Where you headed?” he asked, those blue eyes staring into your soul.

“None of your fucking business, you’re such a player Daniel Seavy, I NEVER want to speak to you again.” you said, so angry you weren’t sure how you managed to not burst into tears.

“What? Babe, no it’s-I-” he attempted to reach for you, but your feet carried you further away.

“I should have known, god I was so stupid.” you whispered to yourself, turning away from the man you’d fallen for and sped walked back to your car.

You didn’t make it far until you felt a hand grab your elbow, yanking you in another direction. Squealing up at your assailant, no surprise, Daniel.

“Let go of me!” you hissed, his grip only tightened.

“Daniel!” you screeched, gasping when he shoved you against the back of a building far from the festivities.

“Shut up,” he growled, smashing his lips to yours.

You wanted to melt against him, but you remembered seconds ago he was with that other girl. Shoving at his shoulders, you tried to pry your mouth away from his intoxicating lips. The disadvantage was he was so much taller and a lot stronger than you, meaning he dodged your attempts by only pressing you further into the wall.

“You’re such a fucking brat, so needy for me.” he grinned, the humiliation of his words coursed a fire through you.

“Get off me!” you snapped, attempting again to get away.

Daniel forced his leg between yours, lifting you slightly in his arms. Now, you had no possible way of escaping. His eyes were blown out, lust and desire clouding over them.

“Can’t stand for anyone to have my attention but you huh baby?” he asked, tilting his head slightly.

“Fuck you! Why don’t you go back to your new toy?!” you hissed, squirming in his arms as you knew what he was doing was turning you on so much.

You were disgusted with yourself for wanting him so bad.

“You’re my toy, admit it. You want this, you like it don’t you?” he taunted, skimming his nose up your neck.

Your eyes rolled back as his tongue tasted your skin, wanting nothing more than just him. He could definitely feel how wet you’d gotten, your skirt had ridden up so his thigh was right against your soaking core.

“Babbbyyy?” Daniel called, kissing your sweet spot as his finger traced up your thigh.

“N-No,” you whimpered, knowing full and well you were lying.

Daniel chuckled maliciously as he yanked at your panties, immediately feeling at your wetness now soaking his thigh and fingers. You wiggled your hips, gasping when he inserted two of his incredibly long fingers inside of you. They curled and felt around your walls, finding the places that had you moaning uncontrollably.

“Hmmm, your pretty pussy is telling me something different my love.” he whispered, his breath causing goosebumps along your neck.

“Dani-please,” you whined, unsure of what exactly you were wanting.

It’s almost like he could sense your struggle of wanting and not wanting what was happening, but he didn’t care. He would have you like he’s always wanted. You belonged to him he was certain of that. No one compared to what you made him feel. Dani smiled as he pecked your lips sweetly before pulling away completely, a desperate sound escaping your lips as they pouted up at him.

“Get on your knees my little slut.” he demanded with a sinister smile that made you shiver.

Of course you listened, watching as he shoved his pants and boxers down to free his huge cock. Your mouth watered as you stared in awe at this beautiful man in front of you. Dani pulled you back to reality when he quite literally shoved himself down your throat, yanking your hair forward until your nose touched his skin. You couldn’t help as you gagged and choked around him, gripping his thighs as you tried to pull back.

“Holy fuck baby, your mouth is just as heavenly as I knew it would be.” he moaned, thrusting his hips back and forth.

You couldn’t take your eyes off of him even as they blurred from tears, the way his face looked as he felt your tongue twirling was something you wanted to see again and again for the rest of your life. He finally pulled out to let you breathe, spit drooling down his cock and your chin as you coughed.

“I’ll cum down your throat another time baby, want the first time to be in you.” Daniel said as he lifted you back up.

It was ten times hotter how he was able to toss you around like his little doll despite you being bigger than most girls. He held you back up against the wall, wrapping your legs around his waist before plunging into you hard enough to draw a gasp from your lips.

“Fuck me-you’re fuckin’ perfect, my perfect baby.” Daniel groaned in your ear.

“Dani-baby, please move I need it.” you whimpered, hanging on for dear life as he took you to pound town.

Both of you couldn’t contain the illicit moans as Dani drove hard and fast into your sopping pussy, your warm walls pulsated around his cock as it hit your gspot instantly.

“You’re mine-don’t you ever fuckin’ forget that, you hear me?” he growled, biting down on your lower lip until you both tasted the tangy metallic of your blood.

His hand wrapped around your throat gently, squeezing lightly as his eyes stared into yours.

“Answer me my little slut.” he commanded, moaning when you nodded your head fast.

“Say it,” he hissed, his thrusts becoming more staggered from being close to the edge.

“I’m yours Dani! I’m yours, I’ll always be yours!” you cried out, shuttering as your orgasm hit you at that very second.

Daniel kept up through your orgasm, reaching his thumb down until he found your clit. He rubbed in harsh circles, making your legs shake around him as you tried your best to wiggle out of his arms.

“You’re not going anywhere baby, not until I’m done with you.” he whispered.

Your eyes rolled back in pleasure as you gave up and let him have his way with you, and it lasted all night long…

The next morning, you woke up not only extremely hung over, but between your legs was so sore you weren’t sure if you could even get up. Reaching for your phone, you felt arms tighten around you. Looking back, your eyes widened when you saw bright blonde, fluffy hair next to you.

You must have passed out after he was finally done, you thought he’d left. When you tried to scoot away, he only pulled you further against him.

“Stay,” he mumbled, snuggling his face in your neck leaving tiny kisses where he’d marked you last night.

“Dani, stop.” you whispered, the blonde opening his beautiful eyes looking up at you confused.

“You completely ditched me for another girl you were all over.” you said, your voice wavering as you remembered him holding her in his arms.

“I know-I-…I’m so so sorry baby, please believe me. I love you, I’ve been in love with you forever and I’m so stupid.” he confessed, your heart pounding as he continued.

“There’s no excuse for what I did and I’m sorry, but please believe me it’s only you. When you yelled at me, I realized it all at once. I feel so guilty because I’ve only ever loved you.” he said honestly, leaning his forehead to yours.

“You really are stupid,” you whispered again, a smile on your lips that Dani mimicked.

“Yeah, yeah now come here.” he rolled his eyes as he pulled you in for a sweet kiss.

“Oh, and I love you too.” you giggled, kissing him again and again until you were lost in the sheets just him and you-no one else.

#daniel seavy smut #daniel seavy x plus size reader #daniel seavy fic #daniel seavy blurb #wdw daniel #daniel seavy x reader #daniel seavy fluff #daniel seavy angst #daniel seavy imagine #daniel seavy #wdw daniel seavy #wdw fic #wdw smut #wdw fanfiction #wdw #why dont we #plus size reader #Spotify

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confuzzled-crow77 · 10 months

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My Thoughts on Nimona

Okay, so I just finished watching Nimona for the first time and I’m going to record my thoughts because I want to. (Also SPOILERS ahead and if someone knows how to spell Goldoin’s first name, please tell and correct me)

First off, I can most definitely see how Arcane inspired a lot of the animation, and I am SO okay with that. Character designs are all lovely and I ADORE Nimona’s facial expressions and Ballister’s huge eyes (me the whole movie: babbbyyy don’t hurt the babbyyy - to a grown, trained knight). I don’t like it AS MUCH as Spiderverse or Arcane’s animation but talk about a ridiculously high bar!

I love Nimona and Ballister and their dynamics with Ambrosius, but other than that, no important side characters. And I say important like they have explored personalities and stuff: Squire dude did his part (which he had by accident and he was still a bit bland) and left, Todd was a bitchy comic relief character with a two second redemption at the end, and the Director…she was a villain alright…anyway- But in all seriousness, I’m glad that they didn’t make it so easy for people to believe she did it, but that’s about it.

Nimona’s backstory was a TINY bit predictable, but other than that very good (Gloreth you bitch, how would YOU like it if you were being stabbed with pitchforks IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-). I know that the whole thing is about influenced hatred so I’m kidding about Gloreth, I would be freaked out too. Super tragic, but gosh, I LOVED her hair animation (don’t you be judging).

All of the metaphors that were LITERALLY NOT METAPHORS for trans people and hate being a learned thing? Wonderful! It’s great and a good message for younger kids and maybe even parents and society as a whole (though I doubt a good movie will change much, as much as I hate to say it). Lovely, fantastic

The ending was…confusing and hilarious. I’ll see what the internet has to say, though it does make sense that Nimona wouldn’t die because she got stabbed and walked it off like a pro (my dad would be so proud of her). And the HOLY SH- like, yaaaaaaas Bal you absolute ✨ queen 💖

Ballister is my favorite character; they got a good mix of a sweet and emotional character who is still strong and will throw hands if need be (he’ll still probably be called an Omega Male or whatever but whatcha gonna do?). So for me it goes: Bal, Nimona, Ambrosius. If you have other characters, you need help.

So in conclusion, I LIKED the movie: good main characters, good plot, good animation, good message, but okay jokes, lack of interesting side characters, and mediocre villain. I’m a little disappointed because I thought it would be on Arcane or Spiderverse level because of being compared to them, but it was just too much to ask and that’s perfectly okay. Hey, it was gay though!! (So gay, and so cute when they weren’t chopping off arms!) So, 8.2/10, will watch again.

(chopping off arms is now my love language; don’t quote me on that)

#ambrosius goldenloin #nimona #Ballister

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weirdtenderlove · 2 years

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watching bestie do the same program i’m about to do in a couple months AAAA😳🫣 .!i am nervous about the hand technique(s) annd for the perms too in general akdhak like thank god for…class…mannequins..and hands on bc if i had to just listen to someone say turn 180 degrees…blah blah i will pass out bc literally everything after the numbers in the middle of instructions always is *garbled noises*-_- dyscalculia funsies so lots of repetition is all i have on my side LOL also my teacher said he doesn’t mind just having one on one after class too since i just learn at a different pace then everyone else so that was another good reassurance also he already told me he’s obsessed w how i dress so i live for the hype bc he looks so cool too we both complimented each other at the same time hahah ! definitely off topic but big fear is clientele like that’s almost at the end of the program but they have you in the setting immediately so it’s not like i won’t be around guests so it’s like AAAA bc ppl….like me and i am …eccentric and bubbly but not really like leave me alone but hiiii LSBSLAJS autism babbbyyy

#there’s a girl who is in the middle of the program so by the time i get there she’ll probably be graduating is also autistic #and so far it seems like they try to be proactive on giving you accommodations and extra help to get you through #which is what teaching should be about to begin with:)))

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jamespottersdaisy · 7 months

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hello my little fluffy cloud (can you tell i love cheesy nicknames) how was your day? did you went to see the eras tour film?

AND NOW YOU HAVE A CRUSH HOW DOES IT FEEL (ive never liked a real person it's all fictional characters)

-🌕

hii babbbyyy!!!! my day is fine so far, yk uni stuff etc. I can't see the eras tour film right now because it isn't out yet for me. I'll see it on November 3rd <33 Have you seen it??? How was it??? My friend says instead of watching it people dance and sing like real concert.

Also, I can't say if it's a crush. I've known this guy for a long time, and recently (for the past 6 months) I've had a bit complicated feelings. Like I don't want to call it love so I'm just ignoring whatever I'm feeling. Hopefully it'll pass bc I don't want our friendship to go to waste.

And if you must know🤓, he's tall, smart, kinda nerd, and has the most beautiful eyes, and is so gentle and patient with me on every little thing.

#i can talk about him for hours #(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。#🌕 bby #ughhh

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He reached back around as his fingers trailed along her skin, delivering a small but firm spank to her ass. Finishing the dishes, he dried off his hands and he turned around, resting one hand gently on one at the base of her throat as well as one on her hip.

Oh really?

-tengen💜

I jolt a bit from the smack, squeaking softly before looking up at him with a pout.

Babbbyyy! I was jokin—

My words get caught in my throat as his hand rests on it, cheeks brightening up a shade of red as I pout my lips out at him.

Was just playin, tenten..

#😳😳😳 sir #can’t get away with nothin in this house 😔#🐾playmate.tengen

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maknae-on-ice · 3 years

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Photos that live in my mind ✨rent free✨

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cursedgalaxy · 6 years

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Just a couple of thangs I decided to doooo~ ( @yebbyy and blue bc UR FLIPNOTE WITH EACH OTHER WERE SOOO FRIGGIN CUTE❤️)

#yebbyy #h.r.#Sami #my lil babe #don’t worry he’s just a cry babbbyyy❤️❤️

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jaemsun00 · 3 years

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NCT Mark + 00Line When you come home drunk and horny

This is mature content, not much graphic details though. Read at your own risk :)

- MARK

As soon as he heard your going out on a girls night, he was planning ahead. He has dealt with your drunk ass to many times to count. So it was no surprise when you came home giggling over absolutely nothing. Mark thanked your friend who acted as the mother tonight, taking you out of her hands. “Good luck with her” she nodded before going back to the car with some more drunk girls.

“Mark!” You shouted, right in his ear at that. “Hi. Quite your voice down please” he whispered, worried you would wake his house mates up. Which you did but... “I missed you. So so much” your words were jumbled but it still made some sense.

“You saw me less than three hours ag- what are you doing” his voice was now high pitched as your hand traveled down south. “I missed you” Mark has never dealt with you like this, usually you would come home and pass out, this has never happened.

“Okay yeah Uh your hand is” he still held onto you as you placed your right hand right where a certain something was growing. “You missed me too” you chuckle to yourself but Mark awkwardly pushes you away.

“Your drunk. Let’s go clean you up” he nodded to the stairs but you scoff. “Let’s go to the couch and do something else” you sing out, strolling your way towards the grey sofa you helped pick out a few months prior. “No baby, come on” he grabbed onto your arm to pull you gently.

“Why won’t you fuck me?” Your straightforwardness made Marks eyes widen, a bit to wide actually. “Your being-“ “why not?” You whine, flinging your arms around like a child. “Your drunk and I’m not taking advantage of your state” “but I’m asking you” Mark sighed before grabbing at your arm again. “I don’t care, come on let’s get you cleaned up” once he finally had you walking semi straight, he let out a loud sigh.

- RENJUN

You were bored, and your boredom led to you drinking almost a whole wine bottle in a span of an hour. Renjun was late home so you just kept drinking. wine and you never really got along, You being a light weight and all. As soon as you heard your code being put in, you got excited. Fixing your posture as you heard his shoes being kicked off.

“I’m home” he sung out, words quickly seized as he saw the way you were lying on the couch. “Hi” he smiled, ridding of his jacket as he also got excited. That until he saw the half empty wine bottle on the little table beside you. “Hiiii” you wave seductively at him, your legs opening a bit more to show him what exactly he was missing.

“Yeah Hi. Your drunk?” He stood tall, the excitement leaving his body as he knew he can’t do anything with you in this state. “What makes you think that?” You whine, completely not in the right state to even be awake right now.

“The bottle, not to mention the red mark around your lips. I’m gonna go for a shower” he sighed, picking his jacket back up and start his mission to the bathroom. “I’ll come just a- ow” your cry made him turn back to you. You’ve fallen of the couch.

“No your not. Come on let’s go get your teeth brushed” he held out a hand for you to take but instead you slapped it away. “If I can’t shower with you what’s the point in getting up” “your being a child, you’ll feel better in the morning”

- JENO

“Your girl is getting a little... too handsy don’t you think?” Jaemin nodded towards a drunk you, who kept your hands all over your boyfriend. Jeno nodded, removing your hand form his crotch. “Welcome to the world of a drunk ____” he joked before turning to kiss your lips like you whispered for him to, among other things of course

Jaemin just nodded, clearly uncomfortable with you feeling up his friend right infront of him. “I think we might head home” Jeno stood up, a hand on your back as you followed. “Yeah yeah let’s go home” all the people at the table looked towards you two with knowing eyes. Jeno shook his head “sleeping, we are going home to sleep” he said turning to look down at you who was wearing a pout.

“Sleep? Ooo you wanna do it in the car??” You ask eagerly, already ridding of your -Jenos- jacket. “No no. Come on” he grabbed both your wrist to stop your wondering hands which knew their way to the place you wanted.

Jeno reckons this car ride was the hardest. Your hand rubbing along his crotch every other second. You trying to nibble on his neck, it was far to distracting.

Finally pulling up at the apartment complex, he grabbed your hand. “If your not to bad tomorrow we will begin this” he pointed between you two before unlocking the car doors. “I’ll come around, stay there”

- HAECHAN

“Your girlfriends drunk”

“Of course she is. So your gonna let her stay at your house right?” Haechan was joking, well your best friend hoped he was. “Your hilarious, come and get her” she snapped the last part, Haechan sighed hearing your drunk calls for another of your friends. “I reckon it’s your turn to babysit. Thank you” “if your not hear in 5 fucking minutes, lee Hacehan. I promis-“ “okay okay. I’ll be there”

He kept to his word, being there in amount of 3 minutes thanks to the club being close and the traffic was short. “Where is the drunk lady” he pulled up, three of your friends held you back from vomiting your guts up. “I don’t own her” Hacehan shook his head as he saw you, but he still got out to help you.

“Hiya baby” you mumble, grabbing at his cheeks to squish them. “Mmm your hair is wet, why?” He asked ruffling your drenched hair. “Girly thought it was fun to have a water fight with herself in the bathroom” your best friend spoke up, patting Haechan on the back before bidding a goodbye.

“You wanna know what else is wet?” You whispered into his ear making him almost chock on nothing. “Your scalp” he smiled before helping you to the passenger side of his car. “Nope lower” Haechan closed his eyes as he finally got you to sit properly on the seat.

“Well that’s sounds like a you problem” he smiled, leaning over to grab at your seatbelt. You took the opportunity to kiss his neck, knowing how that usually gets him going. “If it’s a me problem, I might aswell fix it right now” you smile once he plugs you in.

Hacehan shook his head. “Your to drunk sweetie. You won’t even know where anything is” he joked before hoping into his side. “I don’t like you like this. Where is the other Hacehan? The one who will gladly touch me?” The boy nodded, with a smile.

“He is still here. But he can’t exactly- do what you want right now. Tomorrow night is a different story though”

- JAEMIN

Jaemin sat on the couch, ignoring your calls of his name. It’s been two hours since you yelled at him for waking you up early. An hour since you decided to down three vodka drinks. Twenty minutes since you begged for him. But he has ignored you, even though it was hard.

“Jaemin” you whined walking into the living room to see him. “Your ignoring me! I did nothing” he could hear the pout in your voice but didn’t dare to look at you, knowing he would give in if he saw it.

“Fine I’ll just go blow Jeno or-“

“Excuse me?” His head snapped up, seeing your red cheeked self. It was clear you had a little bit to much for your body. “Oh so that’s how I get your attention?” You chuckle, nodding as if you did something good.

“You don’t like the idea of my mouth around-“ Jaemin coughed to cut your words short. “Your being silly. Go drink some water” he nodded towards the kitchen, acting as if your words were not bothering him.

He hated you drunk, mainly because of this reason. You being the horny person that you are, and he can’t do anything because of obvious reasons.

“I don’t want to have water in my mouth, I much rather... some thing better” your eyed his crotch, licking your lips a bit to obviously. Jaemin scoffed, standing to his feet. Surely he was still a bit mad at you for earlier. But gosh you were so dang cute right now.

“As much as that sounds very exciting, baby. I would rather you suck me off when you know what to do”

- YANGYANG

All YangYang wanted was to go to sleep, not be driving over to your place and handle a drunk you. “Why’d you drink?” He whined once he saw the bottles scattered across your table. “I got fired” you shrug as if you weren’t crying over it for the last three hours. Yangyang’s eyes went wide when he heard that.

“What? Fired? Why?” He asked all at once, coming to stand beside you as you sniffled a bit. “Someone better. I don’t know he is a stupid boss anyways” you mumble the last part, YangYang patted your back as you downed another little bit of your drink.

“So you spent your money on alcohol? Baby that-“ “I called you for a reason you know?” Your boyfriend nodded, surely he thought you called him for support, to get your mind of the events that you just went through.

Well how wrong was he. Cause now he was pinned down on your couch with you straddling him. “We cannot do this” he smiled trying to push you off his thighs but you pushed him away. “I want to. It’s okay” you smile drunkily at him and it makes him sigh.

“I would love to but baby, I don’t think right now is a good time for this” ignoring his words you lean in for a kiss again but he moves his head so your lips collide with his cheek instead. “We can do this any other time”

“But I want it now!! Oh come on I know you do to” you grind a bit on the growing tent inside of his pants. Groaning a bit YangYang sat up half way. “Please not tonight. When we have sex I want you to remember every detail, okay?”

Giving up you roll off his lop, sitting beside his legs instead. “I want another drink” “no no. No more”

- SHOTARO

“Babbbyyy” you scream through your apartment. Hoping the boy you need right now is here. “Shotaro?” You try again, walking into your bedroom to see a small light shining up the room. Shotaro laid comfortably on your bed, blankets pulled to his chest as he watched a drama with his AirPods in.

Shotaro saw the silhouette of your body before pausing his episode. “Hi your back?” He smiled brightly at you. Switching on the light, you strode closer towards him.

The poor boy had no clue what was about to hit him, thinking you looked as normal as you usually do. That until you started sexily climbing up the bed. Hands on his legs as they got closer and closer.

“What are you doing?” He chuckled nervously, moving his legs underneath your hold. “I want you” you spit out making Shotaro drop his phone on his face, he forgot he still held it above his head.

“Your drunk?” He finally put two and two together, after smelling it once you got close. “Not drunk enough. So let’s get you ready” you sing out, handing pressing down on his sensitive area. “I’m uh. No” he stumbled among his words.

Of course he wanted your mouth around him but you clearly weren’t in a state of mind right now, probably about to pass out as soon as you got him out of his sweat pants.

“No? Why not?” Shotaro sat up, grabbing your hand to hold. “You need sleep, baby” he raised an eyebrow at your scoff. “Sleep is overrated. But you know head isn’t over-“ “baby. Please” he begged with his eyes that made you scrunch up your nose. “You always get what you want. It’s annoying” you whine before falling to lay beside him. Minutes later and you were passed out just as Shotaro expected.

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