#Here it is yeet

[ladyfarona]

"Will you have a drink with me?"

(click for better quality bc tumblr butchered it 😭)

Gosh, after starting this in 2020 I've finally finished it. Orz

Happy birthday Diavolo!

Bonus: close up of his expression 🖤

So, would you partake in his offer? 😏

[I'd prefer it if you didn't repost this to other websites but if you must please don't remove my watermark. Also, you can use it as a profile pic if you'd like! 😁]

#I'm still not happy with his hand but #I'm tired #Here it is yeet #Diavolo with long nails? Yes. #Also yes I did need to look up certain piercings to get them right #AHEM #I can't believe he's finished omg help I'm so tired #Obey me diavolo #Obey me shall we date #Omswd #Omswd Diavolo #My art #Farona draws #IbisPaint #obey me! #ObeyMe #obey me solmare #Tw alcohol #Happy birthday Diavolo #happy halloween #October 31 #Spooky #Demon king #Devil #Occult

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dan, susan and carl are not real. they are featureless limbless cartoon balls in a video game. it’s really really okay. i promise.

#“who’s your husband. tell me.” like please calm down babygirl #“SHUT UP! EW” #he’s never beating the [insert anything here] allegations #losing the idgaf war every minute of everyday #dnp #dan and phil #and him threatening death both times #“i hope you zoom off a cliff.” #“oh no they crashed in a tragic balloon accident and they broke all of their bones.” #phan #dan howell #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #yeet my deet #danisnotonfire #yeet my deenp #danandphilgames #the game of life #d&p #dapg

[alien-bluez]

dndads request from instagram!

just a whole lot of sillies, enjoy!

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies fanart #dndads fanart #dndads season 1 #erin o'neil #glenn close dndads #morgan freeman dndads #ron stampler #yeet bigly #dndads s2 #hermie unworthy #got a lot of art i havent posted here #boutta change that yippeeeee #i also finally figured out a morgan design drawing that request so thats fun #i wanna draw her more ough

[pyjamacryptid]

I’m not sure how I got here but I’ve been thinking about the intimacy and devotion of washing another’s hair, the hair of someone you care for (how unconditional a gesture it is) and I then thought of Merlin doing it for Arthur.

It’s not in the job description (a lot of what Merlin does for Arthur is not in the job description) and it’s unlikely something that started his first day as Arthur’s servant. Nor the second or the 20th or by the 6th month. Arthur may be a prince, a prattish one at that, but when it comes to his baths he only expects of Merlin what he expects of any manservant - call for the tub, draw the water, lay out a towel, place fresh clothes close by and so on. But, naturally, he’s also a prince that commands the knights and with training comes injuries. Perhaps an arm was dislocated and he’s on strict orders from Gaius not to utilise it, and definitely not to reach above his head. Later that same day Arthur sits in the bath and realises too late he can’t tend to his own hair. But he doesn’t call Merlin over from where he’s making the bed. He tries to do it himself. He’s still got one working arm, after all.

Arthur only knows how to command things be done. He doesn’t know how to ask for things. He doesn’t yet know that asking isn’t weakness.

But he can’t hide his struggling from Merlin, who’s more mother hen than manservant.

“Here, let me,” he says, suddenly behind Arthur, “before you lose all the bathwater and your arm, both.”

“I don’t need your help, Merlin.”

“Of course not, sire. Now, pass me the hair oil.”

“Excuse me, who is it that gives the orders here?”

“You, sire. The hair oil.”

“…”

“Thank you. Right, hold still. I said hold still—“

After, Arthur will wonder why he ever thought Merlin would be anything but gentle. After, Arthur will wonder when his eyes closed and why they feel a little wet, especially as Merlin took great care to catch anything before it fell in Arthur’s face.

Over time, a stool begins to sit beside the bath, whenever it’s drawn. Over time, Arthur will notice Merlin’s fingers never grow any less gentle (even when he knows his manservant is angry with him). Over time, Arthur will want to ask why Merlin added washing his hair to his list of jobs indefinitely, long after his arm healed, but is afraid he’ll only prompt Merlin to stop because it’s not a job at all. Over time, Arthur will wonder what oils Merlin uses on his own hair, if he has access to hair oil at all, and how his cropped hair might feel to touch.

#is this a ficlet #idk how I got here #or where this came from #listen the devotion of washing hair got to me alright #merthur #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin x arthur #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #Merthur fic #ficlet #fanfic #merlin ficlet #merthur headcanon #ren writes #IDK WHAT THIS IS JUST TAKE IT (yeets this at the Merthur fandom and skedaddles)

[inkclover]

can’t deny them green fingers🪴

Also bickering family drama lets go—

#mmmm just yeeting some of me ocs in here #ANYWAYS MOVING ON— #cult of the lamb #cotl #leshy #cotl leshy #cotl comic #narinder #the one who waits #ocs #cotl ocs #hhhh fighting for my life and trying to think of lore for these lads as we speak #Leshy may be a prick be he knows his plants #bushworm gotta lay his foot down #skskskkd Luca’s new to the farming work so she has lot to learn #it’s okay Leshy will teach em (begrudgingly) #inky doods #inky art

[talesoflore]

When they're not friends or lovers but a secret worse third thing (defying boundaries and blurring the lines between all other conventional relationships)

#i'm. not really sure how to tag this one. bear with me here. #aromantic #asexual #aroace #aspec #platonic #queerplatonic #um. #the thing is i tried to word this vaguely enough to have it apply to nearly any other sort of emotional bond you might form with someone #so. #YEET THE CONVENTIONS OUT THE WINDOW

[stealingyourbones]

Submitted Prompts #90

Another day, another rogue attack. Someone decided it would be a swell idea to hijack some high school reunion- why the alumni were meeting somewhere other than their home town, nobody knew. Or at the very least, the ones who did know aren't saying anything.

It was meant to be a hostage situation. The rogue was already in the middle of making their demands on Live TV, with the local hero(es) racing to track down their location.

Things went off the rails quickly when a young man's voice shouted, "FENTINA, GO LONG!" and another young man, whooping, flew fist-first into the rogue's face, knocking them both off-screen.

(After the fact, the alumni are lectured about proper safety measures, only for the man who'd slugged the rogue to scoff. "Compared to what we saw at Casper? That was easy mode.")

(Shockingly, the other alumni all nod and agree, all of them incredibly nonchalant for ex-hostages.)

#bones submissions #dpxdc #dp x dc #danny phantom #dp x dc prompts #hi! submitter here! dash absolutely yeeted danny #we'll say the casper high graduating class of (UNINTELLIGIBLE ZALGO NOISES) chilled out re: each other once they weren't locked in a #building together day in and day out lmao #Bones here: I'm fucking cackling OP i love this so much

[kenchann]

nyota (゜ω゜)

#twisted wonderland #twst #ツイステ #ツイステッドワンダーランド #mmarts #twst ferro #twst gidel #gidel #fellow honest #ferro honest #fem twst #not too happy with this lmao but yeeting this out here #i need more of these guys

[c-sui]

#sui's sketches #pokemon #pokemon colosseum #trainer wes #team snagem #yeet/ #hello i am here 🫠

[fearmeeeee]

♦

#happy rabbit fes daye #twst #twisted wonderland #silver vanrouge #twst silver #sebek zigvolt #silsebe #silbek #silver x sebek #シルセベ #still not easter here but yay bnuys #lets see how long I can take without wanting to yeet this art to the shadow realm #sebek fit idea frm the twt post in the link o7

[catatombi]

im just playing dress up w/ them at this point lol

#cult of the lamb #cotl #narinder #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cult of the lamb au #cotl fanart #the lamb #the one who waits #cotl the one who waits #artists on tumblr #cotl art #artwork #lamb x narinder #the lamb cotl #okay i had this idea after going insane abt their clothes abt fisherman AU #and by vessel its the lambs fucknig BOAT #the lambs got a lot of screws loose and is very hard headed n stubborn #narinders been exiled and is a stowaway same w/ the twins lol #spotted loony lamb w/ their porcelain crown & they were the perfect victim to harbor the traitors #oh yeah lol the bishops yeeted the red crown to the sea n the whoel idea is that the lambs like “lol i liek the red crown sure” #anyways canon is fishsticks here and this AU is mostly for art LOL

[hamsternamedmarinette]

@yeet-noir 's conversations with AI Adrien have been living in the back of my mind for days. So I drew them

Bonus (my favorite):

#i while ago i did a tag game thing in which i stated what i picture yeet-noir to look like #here is my answer #yeet-noir #adrien agreste #мой рисунок #мой пост #miraculous ladybug #ml #yeet literally what did you do to him. he's broken he's so unhinged

[rhapsoddity]

Did this at the start of the week but RAAAAH NEW OLI SKINS

NameMC rlly providing for us while we wait for Oli to finish his SOS episode

#theorionsound #oli orionsound #idk if these are for SOS or not but YEET HERE U GO #rhaps art #mcyt #mcyt fanart #mcytblr

[lemony-snickers]

"you are the only one who's ever broken me open."

"do not scream god's name, scream mine."

"please don't make me say it if you aren't going to say it back."

"your heart is beating so fast." "because i'm happy."

"i want to draw a map of your scars so i can always find my way back to your heart."

"i don't believe in such nonsense." "i'm not asking you to. i'm simply asking that you believe in me."

"is that good? that's all i want, to make you feel good."

"it reminded me of you. but then, sometimes i think everything reminds me of you."

"what a fragile thing, that love can so easily turn to violence."

"why are you doing this?" "because i love you."

"it didn’t feel right when I was always thinking of you."

"i would have felt like the luckiest person on the planet."

"are you gonna take that off or should i keep guessing?"

"i wanted this to be special."

"i can't believe... after all this time... i should have known it would be you."

"i want to be wildly, deliriously happy.  wildly, deliriously loved."

"i try always to be too much for you."

"the sooner i leave, the sooner i will return and we can begin again."

"i didn't die." "you were dead to me."

"i don't care if other people see us together, you do."

"and you say i'm the one who should be resting."

"i'm sorry." "for what?" "that you got stuck with me."

"what makes you happy?" "lots of things." "and what makes you unhappy?" "lots of other things and some of the same ones."

"i wish i could give you the world." "the world is not enough. but you are."

"i have never needed anything so much as i need you. and i hate you for it."

#lemony snippets #writing prompts #fanfic writing prompts #smut prompts #romance prompts #angst prompts #i mean i guess they are prompts if you ignore how bad most of them area ;dlsjfasdf #idk here are a bunch of horrible half-formed pieces of things i have written but have either never finished or will never publish #for some other more talented person(s) to utilize as they see fit should they so choose #anyway yeet #this is a queued post #as is almost everything these days lol #gosh re-reading this stuff is so cringe-y help asdasdf

[solacium]

presence // aventurine

he'll never outrightly ask you what it is, not at the outset.

he might find you curled on the couch, quiet, trying to breathe out the something in your chest that writhes and constricts, or in tears, but he won't ask, only sit quietly with you, lean against you, the weight of him enough to reassure you of his presence. maybe you reach for him, curl into the hollow of his body, and he'll let you, hold you until the tears stop, or you can feel your hands again, or you fall asleep, to the steady rhythm of his heart.

you'll wake, or look at him, and he'll speak, then, maybe look back at you with those iridescent eyes that you love, as he asks, softly, if you're feeling better, if you want to talk about it.

he'll keep you company, either way, listening. there is a steadiness in the weight of his arms around you, in the even beat of his heart against your back. you'll have to move, eventually, one of your legs falling asleep under you, and you'll both laugh, and shift. he gently disentangles himself from you, to get you something to drink. you settle back down, curled around each other, talk quietly until the sunlight changes.

#here's more of my ven i guess #tiny one this time i'm working on another thing but the muse is steadfastly ignoring me #but he will give me this i guess #i actually really love reverse comfort but here is some not reverse comfort #bc jfc the other day i had to translate something that yeeted me straight out of my body into depersonalisation #and i had to sleep that shit off #so to make my brain wind down i wrote this #idk how ic it is but uh #come get your aventurine cuddles i guess #honkai star rail #hsr #aventurine #aventurine hsr #aventurine honkai star rail #x reader #reader insert #aventurine x reader #aventurine x you #actually i'll be the first to admit i /don't/ think he would be the best at being sympathetic tbvh but i just wanted to write this ok #let a guy have his brainworms lmfao #solacium.scriv

[shamblespirate]

#no but fr he is dragging and yeeting his mechanic arm around like it weights nothing #AND HE EVEN MAKES HUGE LEAPS WITH IT #DO YOU GET ME #HE IS FREAKISHLY STRONG #I WANT HIM TO YEET ME AROUND #I WANTHIM TO MANHANDLE ME #CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BEAR PAWS #MAUL ME MAN I AM HERE WILLING AND WAITING #coughIlostitforasecexcuseme #eustass kidd #eustass kid #eustass captain kidd #one piece #shambles posts