#I am not being sarcastic

[scorpion-flower]

Gotta love how in Midnight Mass, one of the few non christian characters, a member of a religion that is demonized for being uncivilized, is literally one of the most tolerant, open minded and sensible people of the island.

#i am not being sarcastic #i am not muslim #but it was kinda nice to see positive muslim representation #scorpion-flower #midnight mass #we were the kings and the queues #mike flanagan

[circleofbirds]

#now listening: metal #black metal #lamp of murmuur #music #now listening #more black metal needs corny ass dad rock solos #i am not being sarcastic #i love lamp #ebony pendant's side of this split also fucks #Bandcamp

[deadsprout]

love that sarah j maas gave all her OCs wings and just explained the functionality of that away. "the chairs were shaped to accomodate their wings" oh were they? what does that look like? oh? you're not going to say? love that for you

#i am NOT being sarcastic #sarah j maas #acotar #a court of thorns and roses

[yardsards]

i love fucking up my sleep schedule so good that i feel like i'm in the time version of a liminal space for a few days

#eliot posts #i am not being sarcastic #mostly

[hellenhighwater]

huge shoutout to rejection sensitive dysphoria and the attorney who mentioned that I'd misspelled "forfeiture" in my notes, ensuring that I will literally never misspell that word ever again. Thanks, it's just what I needed. I would have rather been shot, but this works also.

#i am not even being slightly sarcastic #someone pointing out a minor inconsequential error like that will 1. be remembered for the rest of my life #and 2. ensure that I always ALWAYS remember the right way to do it #i usually have very good spelling and it drives me CRAZY when im wrong #so for 'forfeiture #which i always overthink and then misspell #it's either an unrequested out-loud correction of my spelling #or I have to use it as a computer password until the correct spelling is embedded in my hands #also shoutout to Sargon of the Akkad #who is the correct answer to a history trivia game I got wrong in fifth grade #cool how i will absolutely never forget that hes the first known emperor #despite the fact that i will literally never need to know that again

[mistressemmedi]

Both Bottas and Ricciardo at the bottom of the grid? I guess there was too much noise which distracted them from this race 💔

#for legal purposes i am being sarcastic #f1 #formula 1 #saudi arabian gp 2024

[its-your-mind]

HEY. HEY.

HEY @re-dracula WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HAVE JONATHAN ACTUALLY READING THAT PASSAGE OUT LOUD BEHIND SEWARD DESCRIBING THE SCENE, HUH? WITH THE TEARS IN HIS VOICE AND THE PAUSING AND THE SHORT LITTLE INHALES AND THE VOICE CRACKS? WAS IT TRULY NECESSARY??? I WAS ALREADY CRYING. I DIDN'T NEED THIS TOO. WHAT THE FUCK.

#dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula #re dracula #to be clear this is meant in sarcastic jest this episode was a beautifully crafted piece of art and I'm blown away by the cast and #the producers and the editors... holy fucking shit I know today's was a short episode but I think it's taken its place as my favorite so fa #it beat out jonathan fuckin dropping out of the sky in front of drac with his fuckin knife out in order to protect his wife which was ALSO #very good and made me cheer out loud in my car but THIS #also why does jack get to narrate all the dope ass dramatic scenes #I wonder if Mina was like #no really y'all this dude has the best voice and grammar structure for storytelling #we gotta let him keep doing the phonograph thing and I'll just keep copying it down later #tbh she's so valid for that also y'all are so valid for casting jonny sims in this role bc he SHINES when he's describing emotional shit #he NAILS the middle ground between conveying the emotion of a scene and still being a separate narrator #it's almost like he did a whole podcast of that one time ANYWAY my point is y'all are incredible and I am so fuckin glad y'all decided to #start this project

[plumdale]

unplanned pregnancy hello 😀

#galia duarte #johnny zest #duarte g2 #duarte legacy #the sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #like actually completely and totally unexpected. I am not even being sarcastic

[feelingtheaster99]

Guys I’m so proud of Ally Beardsley in the moment. Remembering good things your spells do? HUGE in any fight

#fuck up brennan’s shit Beardsley #he even says they’ve come a long way from ice feast and ribbon dancing #let’s fucking goooooo #hoot growl #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #summer scaries #summer scaries spoilers #live reaction #kristen applebees #ally beardsley #they literally saved boggy the froggy and the mirror bitch #fucking legend #I am fully not being sarcastic right now #I started playing a few months ago and we all constantly struggle to remember what our pcs can do

[bluebobatea]

if sasuke was the main character then he probably would've been a LOT more sympathised with than he is now (which is to say rarely). like the narrative wouldn't even need to change to show his pains or 'his side of the story', bc it does that plenty. it's just that he is not the main character. and idk what it is about our human minds but we tend to sympathise with main characters automatically (unless ofc you go off the rockers insane and do something like obliterate almost everyone from the planet *cough* eren yeager *cough*)

an instance that comes to my mind where this does happen is with lelouch from code geass. while i don't agree with his character motivations, people generally do sympathise with him as he is the mc and as viewers we know he isn't inherently evil. sasuke's goal towards the end is slightly similar but ofc people love to hate him so they don't even try to understand where he is coming from.

my point is, most people while engaging with the naruto story don't read between the lines and so don't see how traumatised and in pain sasuke is and hence don't understand his character motivations. heck, they don't understand a single bit about him and so they automatically hate him, as he is supposedly going against the main character's goals.

which is really sad given all that he has been through.

#there are bajillion other reasons people hate him for #honestly i have lost track of the stupid reasons i have seen people give for hating him #and sometimes they just do without any reason *not even exaggerating* unfortunately #im like yeah go on hate him. you guys obv don't have enough brain cells to comprehend his character #they never understood him. and it's not like any kind of reasoning is gonna make them change their minds #and it's not like one needs to do a deep character analysis to understand him. it's literally right there. #all you have to do is stop worshipping konoha and its militaristic policies and the people who enact said policies. #and also the people who enforce those policies while subtly hating them but can't do anything bc it's dictatorship :) #but maybe that's too much to ask of them bc that would mean they would need to question their political views #and we can't have that right bc it's all just fiction in the end right? and fiction exists in a void :) (yes I'm being sarcastic jc) #like the amt of times i have heard people say “you don't need to take this so seriously it's just fiction” #umm you do know that fiction is inspired by real life events right??? #tldr: most people throw away their brains while engaging with nart media and have zero reading comprehension skills #this turned into yet another rant T T why am i like this AAAAAAAAAAA #sasuke #uchiha sasuke #sasuke uchiha #pro sasuke #pro uchiha #anti konoha

[dailyterukane]

my little meow meows… nothing bad happened to them this chapter!

#am i being sarcastic or for real? you’ll just have to wait & see… #tbhk #terukane

[wolfythewitch]

you should draw men kissing

That goes against my boundaries

#wolfy tedtalks #anon #i am being sarcastic #i hope that is clear

[cistematicchaos]

hello! I have a Question about masking. when should we wear a mask? is it only when we feel sick or is it always? is it inside or outside too? if ur vaccinated but were told to only wear when sick is that bad? literally almost no on in any area around me in my state wears one except when sick and I feel unsure what to do. genuinely everywhere I go there’s close to no one. I feel afraid to wear one all the time bc judgement. but what do we need to do? I’m disabled and disability justice is important to me but since no one else wears one my friends do not think it’s needed and thinks comfort matters more bc it’s very humid here. I feel like wearing one is the right thing to do, but idk how to explain that to others or to start again and shake the fear. ppl assume ur sick when u wear bc that’s what we’re taught is the right time to. /gen

Genuinely, ty for trusting me to answer this. If you're outside or inside a public area, or inside with people who don't mask, it's best to be wearing a mask. Even when you don't feel sick! Not only can you have covid without feeling sick, but you can also carry lots of viruses without feeling sick and so can others. (Also other people don't always tell you when they're feeling sick unfortunately.)

As for the question about vaccinations, yeah, that's bad. You were lied to. People who're vaccinated can still spread covid without feeling sick and can still catch it and get long covid or die. All the vaccine does is make you a little safer if you catch it, it doesn't replace masking.

Masking is very scarce in a lot of places, so I understand that. In my area so many people don't mask and it's scary! I also understand being scared of judgement; especially from family and friends. But you're right, masking is the right thing to do and disability justice is important. And masking is especially important if you're already disabled; you're higher risk for covid fucking you up (by giving you long covid or generally worsening your disabilities/giving you more).

Since I've already explained WHEN you should be masking (if you have more questions, ask, I don't mind at all.), lemme see if I can help you out with the rest. To shake the fear, I'd suggest starting wearing your mask when you're alone to get used to wearing it more. You'll probably have to bite it and do it afraid anyway, because its a pandemic and masking is a necessity (if you can), but you can still get ready first.

To explain it to your friends, put it simply. "I discovered the vaccine doesn't replace masking, so I'm being safe." or "I realized masking keeps all of us safer during the pandemic, especially disabled people, so I'm going to keep doing it."

They may argue with you, especially since they may feel bad for not masking. You don't have to argue back with them. You can offer to send them articles about it or explain your thoughts but you don't have to justify masking!

If people think you're sick, they'll probably ask and you can explain or they'll avoid you, which may work to your advantage because social distancing from people who don't mask is good too.

If part of this doesn't make sense or you have more questions, ask me! I'd love to answer and have a lot of info on the subject if you want it. Again, thank you for trusting me to answer and I hope this helps. <3 Stay safe!

#asking chaos #i actally really appreciate this question #These are good questions!! #Like feel free to ask me shit like this #I hope this isn't too long T_T #I just really wanted to make sure I addressed all your questions #clearly and all the way #Also #I wanna say anon #I really do understand being scared of the judgement #I wasn't being sarcastic or lying #I am terrified of a lot of conflict #but wear my mask anyway #so if you want more advice on that side of it #feel free to ask bc i have a lot of experience #again hope this helps. <3 #disability #covid #covid 19 #pandemic #masking guidelines #ableism (just general) #disability justice

[uncanny-tranny]

The trans experience of getting lucky with a new primary care provider who doesn't care about your transness or transition so long as you're getting the proper care

Manifesting this for every trans person because I finally felt like a normal human being going to a doctor

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #transphobia #transphobia tw #i have avoided doctors for like... four years now because of how awful they are toward trans people 🤩 (sarcastic star-eyes emoji) #i thought i didn't have anxiety anymore until i made a first appointment with this new primary care provider i have... #...and when they were doing my vitals and got to the blood pressure screen i was shaking (which i normally am tbf) #i will be fair and say i have had more negative experiences with mental health providers though #but since i've avoided doctor-doctors i haven't had the time TO have negative experiences #my dad was actually really kind and asked if my doctor tried being transphobic and i realized... NO! he didn't even try! #my dad's first question was if dr. [redacted] tried to talk me out of testosterone and i was like shit... no he didn't!! #and i felt like a normal person seeing the doctor albeit with a lot of anxiety but i was treated normally :) #it feels SO nice after feeling like a lab rat or like in the movies where a psychiatrist comes out to explain what transsexuality #explain what transsexuality is*

[dnpg-hiatus-survivor]

hello good morning phannies, welcome to wad day. i am personally so excited to see the moment right after the show ends where dan runs into phil’s arms and they hug each other while phil whispers to him how he proud he is and then they KISS. whew. what a moment. so glad we’ll all be seeing it tonight.

#honestly i am somehow being both 100% sincere and 100% sarcastic #okay maybe 98% sincere and 100% sarcastic #i can’t hide who i am (demon phannie 😔) #phan #dnp #dan and phil #daniel howell

[consult-sherlockholmes]

You will always be the Real Sherlock Holmes. I’m sorry you were replaced by a fraud. It isn’t right. No matter how much John try’s to explain his point of view, he is very much in the wrong. I’m sorry for what you are going through.

~D🧛🏻🦦

Thank you wholeheartedly. I very much appreciate your kind words. It really helps to hear some encouraging words in those difficult times. And you can't even imagine how wrong it was. It's scandalous.

There is only one Sherlock Holmes, after all.

#roleplay #rp #sherlock roleplay #sherlock rp #johnlock roleplay #johnlock rp #sherlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes rp #sherlock holmes roleplay #a scandal in tumblr #I am actually thankful I am not being sarcastic #johnlock divorce