MC: How do angels reproduce?
Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-
Lucifer: Mitosis
MC:
Simeon:
Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis
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Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared
The American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 broadcast recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by active climate leaders. Watch to find out which finalist received the $50,000 grand prize! Hosted by Vanessa Hauc and featuring Bill McKibben and Katharine Hayhoe!
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In Heartslabyul
*a high pitched yelp is heard from the living room*
Cater: *looks about ready to combust*
Trey: *running in* are you alright?
Cater: I just got the most flattering typo text from the Prefect and.... I'm not sure what to do
Trey: *looks over his shoulder and sees the text "please send dudes"*...... so there's no other context?
Cater: *a blushing sputtering mess* obviously they ment nudes. i-i mean I'm flattered but this is so all of a sudden and- HEY GIVE IT BACK!
Trey: *takes his phone and texts back "was that a typo?"*
*Grimm's Lackey is typing*
*"No in fight, need backup"*
Cater: *pouts*
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I CAVED. VIOLET HAS A SISTER NOW MEET ROSÉ I LOVE HER A LOT
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Astarion: You know ... Yoga is very important for one's posture. Perhaps... you should give it a try.
Tav: Mhm.
Astarion: Especially with our sleeping arrangements! I can't imagine sleeping on the ground is doing anything good for your back.
Tav: Uh huh.
Astarion: And killing day in and day out-- not that I mind it, of course! But standing and slashing, hacking and casting spells, arrows and creating undead-- whatever instruments of murder that you use-- it could be damaging to your spine.
Tav: .... Astarion, if you want me to do downward facing dog in front of you, just say so.
Astarion: .....
Astarion: Ah, darling. You know me so well.
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in an alternate world, the most well known Batman villain is The Beatboxer and the big meme going around is "what if The Beatboxer told jokes."
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. EXODIA, OBLITERATE!
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what's a creampie and will u make one with me
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Me to everyone else: Please put yourself first! Prioritize your health and safety! Do what's right for you! Don't push yourself! I support you!
Me to me: You disappointing shit, I swear to god-
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