#I'll probably add more later

[ilumin]

I'm crying, they're so silly

#genshin impact #furina demo #Furina #Neuvillette #wriothesley #lyney #lynette #childe #HE'S THROWING HIMSELF ON THIS POOR MAN #i can't #I'll probably add more later #and i love the part where Neuvillette kicks someone in the balls #or when Lyney and Lynnette is kicking the shit out of some randon guy #and furina is there sitting like 😌☕ #wriothesley goes :DD YIPPE #I'm not planning on wishing for Furina but God dammit #her demo is one of my favorites now. #AND THE MUSIC #okay those tags got too long #imma stfu for now #thanks for listening (reading???)

[blackbearmagic]

Some of my favorite moments in the Iliad, in no particular order:

When Glaucus and Diomedes realize that their grandfathers were friends and enthusiastically agree to kill anyone else in the war except each other, and to be friends afterwards. And then they trade armor so that everyone else can see their new friendship.

When the tide of battle turns against the Greeks and everyone's running, and Diomedes is like "you better not be running away like a bitch" to Odysseus, and Odysseus hears him, ignores him, and continues running away like a bitch.

When Aphrodite comes running back to Olympus after being speared through the wrist, and Hera and Athena casually roast her.

When Hector goes back into Troy and find Paris canoodling with Helen and reads him the fucking Riot Act in the way only a pissed off older brother can.

Honestly, any time Paris gets verbally eviscerated or humiliated. This whole thing was his fault.

When Menelaus gets grazed by an arrow and Agamemnon chews the scenery for like two whole pages until his brother is like "I'm actually okay, my armor blocked it for the most part".

When Paris shoots Diomedes through the foot and Diomedes is like "try aiming next time, you prettyboy bitch" before limping off the battlefield.

When the gods join the fighting and Hermes find himself facing off against Leto, and he's like "harming one of Zeus' lovers is a great way to get your shit wrecked, and I'm smarter than that, so just tell everyone you beat me up and I'll go along with it".

#the bear roars #the Iliad #I'll probably add more later #there's honestly so many good bits in this work

[tyanis]

Making dumb guesses about Resident Evil 9 because we can!

Ok so, re9 is allegedly going to be the "most ambitious" re game yet, right? That means they're probably gonna do something weird with it, aren't they? Story wise or gameplay wise.

So... how about we play a dumb game where you guys reblog this post with outlandish story and gameplay ideas for funsies?

And I don't mean something like, "Rebecca comes back and Chris and Jill finally get together!" More like, "Rebecca comes back after having discovered a cure for evil and is now on a crusade to inject everyone with it and Chris and Jill discover they were business partners in a previous life because reincarnation is a thing." Stupid shit like that.

Got it? Ok, I'll start.

They introduce time travel/multiverse bullshit and there are now multiple copies of each character running around. All the Claires are getting along, the Leons are avoiding each other, and the Weskers are probably making out. Also, Wesker's back.

It'll also be played with motion controls.

There, now go forth and bring the stupidity!

#will Apollo smile upon any of us? #re9 #resident evil 9 #this is dumb #resident evil games #Re 9 #rebecca chambers #claire redfield #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #albert wesker #I'll probably add more later #resident evil memes #this is stupid #Join me in the stupidity #chris redfield #jill valentine #resident evil

[paprikaries]

TENACIOUS CUPS _ wip Fanvideo (I guess?) censored version/sketched Characters: Cuphead / Mugman / The Devil from Cuphead franchise Audio from: “Tenacious D” Well.. I don’t have very much to say about this thing that I’ve just created. I should probably go to sleep and stop looking at the Cuphead stuff, because my mind is starting working weird. XD Help!

#Cuphead #the cuphead show #mugman #the devil cuphead #Fanart #cuphead fandom #sketch #WIP stuff #tenacious d #my mind is an odd place #what am i doing #welpppp #sorry for this #sorry not sorry #this was so funny #sorry lol #i'll probably add more later

[chaotic-chicken-lady]

🪓 My 𝙈𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙖 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙮 Headcanons! 🍗

*includes spoilers from the new film*

Uses makeup to cover scars/imperfections that's she's insecure of to make herself feel "pretty". She needs to learn that's what makes her pretty.

Snores loudly but never admits it.

LESBIAN QUEEN!! She just gets different husbands because that's what society expects from her. She makes it quite obvious she hates husbands. "Chickens and husbands the BANE of my life!"

She has a soft side. Somewhere under ALL THAT IRREDEEMABLE EVIL there is a part of her that laughs and cries. I'm not saying she is a misunderstood villain - she's plain evil but I'm sure she does cry and mascara is going to go everywhere.

Her two guard dogs that we see in the first film. She loves them although Mr Tweedy loves them more, he definitely got them in the divorce. Melisha loves them more for the fact they can protect her livestock.

Melisha did once love Mr Tweedy but fell out of true love after many years. Pulled a Scrooge moment and became obsessed with money and success.

Touching again on the soft side of her. At the end you can see when she's about to get blown up by the ducks; she genuinely looks scared. She seems to be indestructible so somehow she's probably still alive LOL so maybe some burn scars would look cool in a future design.

Has a cute laugh. We hear her evil laugh a few times which is like a small cackle but her usual laugh is probably really sweet. It's an extremely rare sight to hear her laugh though if she's not chopping up some meat.

IF YOU WANNA KNOW ANY SPECIFIC HEADCANONS OR OPINIONS PLEASE DO LEAVE SOMETHING IN MY ASK BOX!! 🍗🪓

#i'll probably add more later #melisha tweedy #Chicken run #Spoilers #chicken run 2 rise of the nugget #Mrs Tweedy #Dreamworks #aardman #tw mention of scars #tw injury

[joodeegemstone]

I haven't really been on tumblr in a few years and need some new people to follow, so please like/reblog if you post any of this:

Our Flag Means Death

ATLA/Legend of Korra

The Righteous Gemstones

Horror movies

Musicals

Adventure Time

Dragula

Invincible

What We Do in the Shadows

#avatar the last airbender #ofmd #our flag means death #legend of korra #the righteous gemstones #atla #adventure time #dragula #boulet brothers dragula #musicals #invincible #i'll probably add more later #buffy the vampire slayer #what we do in the shadows #wwdits

[hellbeast-go-walkies]

Eddie loves Richie: a bullet-point essay

(Combination of my thoughts and others' posts)

Ben/Richie are successful and living alone, while Bev/Eddie are in unhappy/abusive relationships with someone who resembles their parent.

Richie and Eddie also parallel the gay couple at the beginning of the film, where the asthmatic one is killed.

Eddie tries to avoid telling his wife he loves her.

Eddie gets defensive about his marriage (even before Richie says, "What, like to a woman?") in a way he doesn't about his job or mom.

He believes Richie when he says he got married. Bev rolls her eyes and says, "There's no way Trashmouth is married," but Eddie just says (in the tiniest voice), "When?"

"LET'S TAKE OUR SHIRTS OFF AND KISS."

Eddie triumphantly says, "I fucking knew it!" when Richie says he doesn't write his own material--when the only material we see is Richie talking about having a girlfriend.

Resident germaphobe Eddie Kaspbrak removes his shower cap just because Richie thinks it's stupid.

The hammock scene.

The shorts with the little rainbow stripes.

He and Richie are the only two Losers to come back to the hotel after getting their tokens, refuse to tell anyone what happened, and slink off to their rooms.

Both Eddie and Richie encounter Pennywise holding balloons making the shape of an inverted triangle, a symbol used to denote gay men in concentration camps.

Richie and Eddie encounter a scary door with a closet inside. If we were only supposed to see Richie as gay (and in the closet), you'd have him in this scene alone, but they're both present.

Eddie's the only one of the Losers obsessing over AIDS. He's also confronted by a leper, another highly stigmatized disease.

"But he married a woman!" So did Elton John. THEY MAKE MISTAKES.

#it 2017 #it 2019 #eddie kaspbrak #reddie #i'll probably add more later #and maybe some sources #hey guys i learned how to make bullet points on tumblr

[rnmidnm]

I'm on season 5 ep 3 of Merlin.

Uther is such a dick. You see your son after your death and the first thing you tell him is basically ' i am disappointed in you '. Dude. Duuude. That is so not the thing you should say to your son ever. Let alone in any circumstances. Uther is a bad, bad father. And it pains me that Arthur doubts himself because of what he said

#i have so much feelings about this show #i'll probably add more later #gods i hate uther #king arthur #merlin bbc

[idwtransformers-vibe]

This is my airline human-cybertronian airline idea. I hope yall enjoy!

Feel free to add any ideas!

Soul-Spark Airways:

This is a commercial airline, technically. It was created in Ireland. They had gotten the idea of letting bots stay in their country after finding some trying to get around unnoticed. So they decided to implement bots into their population, and of course, they needed jobs, so this airline was created for both humans and bots to work together.

Because of the bots, the company became very versatile in terms of travel. As bots with an aircraft alt-mode can fly through space, but only for cargo transportation, and only one or two humans come along. The humans are called C-R (Cargo-Runners), The bots are called S-R (Space-Runners). The overall job for both bot and human is called S-T (Space-Transportation). This job is actually proven to be very dangerous as it, of course, travels to Cybertron or Canimus to deliver or pick up cargo, so it is likely to run into some hostility along the way. But they also do cargo runs on Earth between nation to nation.

Cargo-Runners:

C-R's are humans responsible for keeping track of the cargo and its security. Since they are small enough to walk around inside and sleep in the bots alt-mode, this job is, of course, mostly for humans. Unfortunately, during travels through space, they are targeted quite often, so having combat training is a must. It is also required of them to know maintenance and logistics. Sometimes, their bot companion will need repairs when there aren't any Medi-maintenance around, and they handle their own logistics.

Space-Runners:

S-R's are MASSIVE bots who transform into the alt-mode of a commercial aircraft. Except their engine systems are 10x's stronger than regular aircrafts, especially since they have the engine power to fly through space. They do not carry regular passengers, not humans, at least because they aren't normal aircrafts. Occasionally, they'll transport one or two bots. But for the most part, they travel with their C-R, and that's it. Passengers must board a regular aircraft that is part of the company.

These guys are given the right of way on ramp and the runaway because, again, they have extremely powerful engines, so all the normal aircrafts must wait before doing pushback from their gates. Unless they want to be responsible for a tragic accident.

S-R's have a built-in oxygen system in their alt-mod, as well as gravity. This is so the C-R can breathe normally and do their job without issues. In case the system so happens to malfunction, there are oxygen masks, and C-R's are required to wear magnetic boots.

On a added note: S-R's are very protective of their C-R's. So don't mess with their C-R's

Medi-Maintenance:

M-M's are basically medics for any bot who works for the airline. The M-M could be bot or human. They all do maintenance on S-R's for the most part, especially heavy maintenance of it is needed. Due to mechanical knowledge of the M-M's, they do maintenance on company vehicles just to keep things flowing without a hitch.

Logistics Attendants:

L-A's handle supply. So if a bot or an aircraft needs a part, L-A's are the people M-M's go to. They order parts and issue them out to specific bots and aircrafts. They can also send out unservicable parts to the airline repair stations or process engine removals for the M-M's. These guys also have several different levels in their jobs, as certain L-A's have access to parts where a regular one doesn't. They can also go out on ramp and deliver parts to a flight or pick up parts from a flight.

Humans stationed on Cybertron/Canimus:

C-R's have to go through heavy security. They have to have a certain badge to have access to be in Cybertron. Their access is different from political figures' access. This is because C-R's could be transporting extremely important or dangerous cargo.

But security is a little easier to get through if they're already stationed on Cybertron. They are already assigned quaters/housing. They tend to remain their usual small size as it is easier to do maintenance on their bot companion that way. So, it is not uncommon to see a tiny company truck driving around with a human inside it going about their business, some bots think it's cute seeing them honk their horn letting them know they're about to pass or come around the corner.

Unfortunately, some bots do not like the fact that there are humans stationed on their planet. So the S-R's are always on high alert when they see their human buddy interacting with other bots. When they see one is being slightly rude towards the human, they intervene immediately.

- Families

Some humans, of course, have children. So the airport on Cybertron they're stationed at already has a school system and daycare in place. These kids sometimes develop Cybertronian slag when interacting with sparklings. It's quite interesting to witness.

Also! These kids end up becoming fluent in the Cybertronian language, as well as their parents. This makes them the maps for new arrival humans 😂

And human children born on Cybertron use the term carrier and sire! Those who were moved to Cybertron still use mom and dad.

Bots stationed on Earth:

Depending on the country, bots are allowed to live amongst humans. Although different countries can give them a difficult time when trying to travel, as some countries are not comfortable with the thought of giant robots, but they'll put up with the process for the most part if it means getting cargo faster.

A lot of humans MUST steer clear when driving around them or just being around them in general. These bots do not always see the humans, so while they try to be vigilant of their surroundings, humans must do their part to be vigilant as well.

- Families

Like humans, bots have their own kids as well. Bots sometimes actually shrink themselves and their sparklings down a lot. Like human children on Cybertron, sparklings get a school system and daycare set up.

Depending on the country, sparklings actually develop certain accents, slangs, and speak the dominant language of the country they're stationed in with their creator! Shockingly enough, these sparklings actually use the term mom and dad of they are born on Earth. Those who were moved to Earth still use carrier and sire.

Protocols (there's more, but I am just going to list the main ones):

Emergency S-R 481 & 559:

Code: Blue

This emergency is when a wounded S-R arrives, emergency. M-M's respond to the emergency while L-A's prep all the parts necessary that the C-R communicated before landing.

This also goes for non S-R bots if in need of medical assistance.

Emergency 278:

Code: Purple

This emergency is for injured humans. It is the other coworkers job to do their best to help them until an ambulance arrives. Such as keeping them still, holding them a specific way, or CPR if they are trained.

Emergency 117:

Code: Red

This emergency is specifically for S-R's and C-R's. If they are traveling through space and so happen to be attacked, C-R will communicate to either bots on Earth or Cybertron/Canimus. Whichever one they are closest to. This normally happens if this a fight S-R can't take without risking the C-R's life to a certain degree. Typically, the S-R are able to defend themselves.

Department numbers:

Space-Transportation: 117

Medi-Maintenance: 481

Logistics-Attendant: 559

Medical Emergency response: 278

#transformers #transformers idw #transformers idw headcanons #my personal headcanons #I'll probably add more later

[theheirofthesharingan]

Itachi's story is not about heroics, pleasures, victories, joys, successes, and happily ever afters. It's about miseries, mistakes, crimes, burdens, pains, guilts, regrets, sickness that medicines can't heal, eternal torment that has no end, yet he is so utterly selfless it's impossible to be like him.

He doesn't rise, doesn't grow, doesn't see hope in his future. He degenerates, falls, shatters, and crumbles. He lives a solitary life that he protects with every bit of his strength. The kind of strength that requires strong, unbelievable amount of willpower.

He's the phoenix that continues to burn slowly, hoping his little brother will rise from his ashes once he's burned down. His hope lies in death, not in forgiveness or repentance. He knows no amount of apologies will ever make up for the horrible, horrible things he's done - to the clan and to his brother.

So he continues to burn himself, slowly and painfully, torments himself with the life, ending which would have been an easier option. But when has he ever thought about himself? His death will give justice to his clan and his brother, and special powers to his brother that he'll need in order to survive once he's gone. Since he's always hurt his brother, couldn’t be the big brother he promised his parents he would be, he needs to give this last gift to his little brother. And he does.

#itachi #itachi uchiha #uchiha itachi #naruto shippuden #naruto #midnight ramblings #midnight thoughts #i'll probably add more later #but at the moment this is it #mine

[thelittlestpika]

Some Angel Dust headcanons I have because I love him:

- The reason Molly made it to Heaven is because Angel did everything he could to keep her out of the family business.

- Angel tends to slip into speaking Italian when stressed.

- He's very particular about his personal hygiene and tends to get snippy if his fur isn't perfect.

- He's surprisingly cuddly but doesn't know how to ask for affection.

- He has a passion for anything creative, especially makeup and acting.

- He tends to have incredibly vivid nightmares due to PTSD.

- He stopped eating pork after getting Fat Nuggets, finding it disrespectful to his pet.

- He sometimes quietly makes up songs when doing small tasks like cooking, something to help him focus.

- More hands = more room to gesture dramatically.

- He has a habit of reading over people's shoulders.

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #headcanon #i'll probably add more later

[the-messenger-hawk]

so, just wondering, what are your tower of god crack ships?? hehe asking for a friend :)

<3 I've been wanting to talk about them for a while, I just haven't had the motivation...

Now technically, some of these are rare pairs, not crack ships but oh well!

Karabam. This one's at the top of my list, that enemies to teeth-clenched-teamwork tsundere nonsense going on between these two really got me so good. I also really like that they were both trained by (and had pseudo parental vibes) with the same guy. Neither of them will admit it but they totally bonded fighting side-by-side at the Nest.

Wangrek. I also really like this one. Let's add the Tower's Rank #4 to list of incredibly powerful people Wangnan’s charmed just by being his usual ridiculous (and kinda terrified) self. Not only is it canon that Urek has a soft spot for underdogs with big dreams, but i honestly think that their personality types mesh well. And there's something about the dynamic of [lives in terror of losing precious people] + [basically a god] that I rather like.

Enwa. This one started as kind of a joke (literal hot girl summer haha), but I got a bit more into it as time went on. Both of these two are chasing after Bam as partly out of some admiration they won't admit to, but also as a way of sorting out their own issues. But his interest is vague in response, so the girls might benefit from interacting with someone in a similar position.

Khunisu. Partially a holdover from previous fandoms; i always have at least one ship that gives me that double strategist juice. I love that Shibisu is one of the few Regulars who can match Khun in wits (and at times even outplay him). Friendly (usually) rivalries between strategists are always good. Also: "Khun, my love."

Quaetro and Chang are literally married to each other, don't @ me.

Enchel. Now This is the crack! I originally just started hate-shipping them because I thought it would be funny. But then I came up with a great AU involving their first meeting on the 2nd Floor, and how these girls became allies first before anything else. Imagine if they weren’t pushed up the schedule. Also some similar theming in their backstories that are really neat to think about.

#tower of god #tower of god brainworms #rare pairs #tog ships #karabam and wangrek = top tier #thank you! #fandom ask #i'll probably add more later

[yukik482]

Heaven's New Official

Hey guys, so I wrote this fanfiction about Danny reacts to Heaven Official's Blessing. Hope you enjoy!

Also, please down in the comments what you want to be added and I'll do my best to put it in!

#danny motta #ao3 fanfic #i love this man so much #i hope you like it #i'll probably add more later

[illeaadante]

Black Butler Youtuber AU

I've been infected with brainworms. the only way out is to pass them on. Here we go:

Sebastian - ASMR channel. He mostly does 'unreality' content about being a demon in various situations. Incredibly popular.

Ciel - absolutely brutal product reviews. Mostly toys and games, but he'll tear apart basically anything. The Gordon Ramsey of product reviewers.

Tanaka - not a youtuber himself, but a fan favorite whenever he shows up in Ciel's vids/livestreams.

Mey Rin - Firearms demonstrations, sharpshooting challenges, and reviews. All in her maid dress. You can imagine what her fanbase consists of.

Finny and Bard - joint prank channel with the occasional DIY video. most of the pranks backfire on them. All of the DIY backfires on them. They are beloved as the least problematic prank channel ever, and for generally being lovable losers.

Lizzie - bladed weapons demonstration/ history channel and lolita fashion vlogger. Think that one pole-dancing archer on tiktok for the vibe. Super popular with women and girls.

Snake - a snake care and vlog channel. People find his 'talking for the snakes' bit cute. All of his videos either have heavy comment moderation or the comments are turned off entirely because of the fetishists.

William and Grell - true crime podcast. It was William's only until Grell posted a rant on his channel that got more views than all of his other vids combined. William suffers, Grell flirts, the comments section continuously plans their wedding.

Prince Soma - travel vlogger and mukbang channel. Only about 1/4 of his audience realizes that everything he eats on his channel is made by Agni.

Agni - cooking channel. Think Amaury Guichon (chocolate guy.) Half of the audience is screaming about how he's making whatever he's making, the other half is screaming about how hot he is.

Lau and Ran Mao - lock picking and prank/illusion videos. (granted, some of the illusion involves the audience being distracted by Ran Mao, and the rest is her editing, but she's very proud of that editing.)

Ran Mao - stone faced let's plays on her own channel that Lau doesn't know about. She's a top tier player in basically every battle royale style game, but most people watch her videos to see her get flustered over romantic choices in rpgs. (not the sexy ones, the cute ones. She'll be stone faced through a sex scene, but a cute first kiss in a high school dating sim? she's hiding under her blanket.)

Undertaker - badjokesbyjeff but in a video format... so basically a reddit meme channel. He's got the same vibes as The Click.

Madam Red - Ask a Mortician with a side of fashion vlogging.

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #youtuber au #i'll probably add more later #feel free to add on #you look me in my face and tell me that Ran Mau is not doing all of the work for that channel

[https-chaos]

so i'm reading all of my fics today and wow i sure do write very similar details in almost all of them, don't i.

- shirts riding up to show tummy and the other guy being horny about it. this is due to the fact that seeing a little peek of happy trail and skin, on someone who's skin you rarely see, is very hot. i'll die on this hill yes it's a little victorian but idc

- weed. because i'm a stoner

- cigarettes. both to demonstrate a character's lack of care for their health and because everyone looks hot smoking. i don't make the rules sorry

- consent. yeah, i know, even between characters who wouldn't ask for it in canon. i do try to keep it subtle but i can't write the sex scene without it lmao

- characters being horny about necks and jaws and adam's apples and collarbones. we all know that reading someone else's work will give you hints about the author and i won't apologize for being transparent 👍

- getting interrupted, especially in my wttt fics where they all live in the statehouse

- cuddling in hospital beds! and heart rate monitors going off when they kiss.

- eating disorders because they're just like me fr

- overly descriptive getting-dressed scenes because i firmly believe a good outfit is sexy af

#i'll probably add more later #i'm predictable

[brionnne]

anyway i personally think the obey me boys in game bodies are WRONG actually

#like sure they're fine #the card art #good #but also #to me #that is not them #does that make sense #i'll probably add more later #obey me #obey me boys #obey me brothers #i'm actually really just referring to the brothers #idk #like #simeon is fine as is #sure #makes sense #solomon i've no clue #and diavolo i've nothing to add #thirteen is fine #barb also is fine