#In The Dragon's Liar

[nyaskitten]

This is from one of the DR magazines (latest issue I think?) and I feel like the general public DESERVES to see this...

#'Lil_Lloyd!' #'Arin:official' #'RealKreel1' #'freaky_frohicky' #these are the best names ever please keep it up magazines #Make_Croaks_not_quakes #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #raine's shitposting #kreel is such a fucking liar GIRL YOU HATE THESE KIDS!!!! DONT ACT LIKE U A SORA STAN GRRRHG LEAVE MY LIL GUY ALONE !!!

[that-one-enby-kid]

Bitches who say that the first how to train your dragon book is silly are LYING hiccup ends that book soaked in blood and unconscious

#“oh it doesn't get graphic until the later stuff” FUCKING LIARS #httyd #how to train your dragon #httyd books

[widgits]

daensa very real and true to ME!!!!!

(edit: fixed the bottom of the arch lol)

#sansa stark #daenerys targaryen #a game of thrones #a clash of kings #a storm of swords #a feast for crows #a dance with dragons #daensa #sansa stark x daenerys targaryen #asoiaf fanart #valyrianscrolls #asoiaf #my art #ignore!!! the background i gave up i was over it okay!!!! #daensa real to me actually #me when the narrative parallels fall in love <333 #again sorry its messy im not fixing anything tho! #i take it back... fixed the arch :( #abby liar moment for realsies

[grandpasauce]

Just realized the reason solas is a “bad liar” is because it inherently undermines his values to lie to someone who has come to him for answers. Like he’s someone who Super Duper values curiosity and wisdom, right. so when you’re coming to him for insight on things he Can’t Tell You (because dread wolf things), i think he sort of short circuits because part of him is like “I should reward their curiosity with The Truth” but another part is “nonono can’t tell you about that” so he’s stuck searching for things he Can tell you. Which is why he routinely lies only by omission.

It’s so interesting because yeah it’s funny to be like ‘lol solas is a bad liar’ but to think about WHY is he a bad liar??? it makes so much sense when you put it in the context of solas being sort of a loose mentor figure to the inquisitor. And like, what kind of mentor would he be if every time the Inquisitor asks him a question he’s just giving them a bunch of made up bullshit. It completely ruins the dynamic. How can you trust solas to give you advice if hes giving you white lies every other sentence? So he just avoids it altogether because he respects his position in the inquisition (and perhaps the inquisitor) too much to lie to their face.

Also like, lying would only further endorse the belief he’s a god of lies and he can’t have that can he?

#he doesn’t wanna be a liar he already has a reputation for that as the god of lies and HE HATES IT #he don’t wanna endorse that belief anymore than he already has!!!!! #dragon age #solas #dai #solavellan #solavellan hell

[centurion-art]

Some CR3 ladies I found in my sketchbook (click for better quality)

#did I say I was going to post more this year? yes #am I a lying liar who lies? also yes #art #kaitlyndraws #my art #illustration #fanart #critical role #critical role fanart #cr fearne #cr imogen #cr laudna #dnd #dungeons and dragons

[petitelappin]

Redid an old drawing of my D&D tiefling Doc Fitzgerald (she's going by "Fitz" now) for the new campaign I'm using her in + drawings I did last night during the first session I got to be in.

#my art #sketchbook #digital art #dungeons and dragons #ocs #shes a liar and a fraud but its fine!!!

[the-nothing-maker]

Pretty manners for a thief and a liar

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #my art #new guy new guy new guy !! #he's a (redacted) (redacted) and he is insufferable i love love LOVE playing chronic liars #also a kleptomaniac !! and haunted !! and an old person fucker #anyway his name is mélisande and you're going to see him again (hopefully)

[writer-room]

Hey. The Finders have no idea that Bonzle was captured. Fritz and Spitz are still waiting, playing video games in the Monastery, for Cole to bring their sister out of hiding now that the blood moon is over. Geo is still sitting by the window, watching and waiting for a dragon on the horizon to return his kid safe and sound. Cole took a very unsure Bonzle, assured them all everything would be okay, and they'd be back soon. He promised he'd find a way to protect her.

Don't think about how they'll smile when Cole finally trudges back, happy to know he's okay. Especially don't think about the Finders stopping, looking out over the group, and how Cole can't look them in the eyes when they turn to him and ask; where's Bonzle?

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #bonzle #finders #cole #cole brookstone #geo #fritz #spitz #text post #angst #talk #LISTEN TO ME #COLE LOST 2 WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS DURING THAT BLOOD MOON #HES GOING TO NOT BE OKAY!!!!!!! HES DOING SO BAD #mans is a FATHER and he PROMISED he'd keep his kid safe. he promised it to the OTHERS #and hes going to have to walk back up those steps and admit to being a LIAR and a FAILURE #hes not obviously sht just went sideways but you KNOW he blames himself #geo very worriedly stayed behind w fritz & spitz FULLY TRUSTING that cole would keep bonzle safe & bring her back #he loves him so much (in a gay way. u know it to be true) so he trusts him IMPLICITLY to keep them safe. hes done it before #can you imagine the HORROR when cole comes back and hes...alone. with no one else but the other ninja (minus 1) #geo realizing what happened before the kids. the way everything just freezes and drops. cole curled so tight in on himself #and cole cant say hes sorry because he cant even look at them. he lost family hes had for over a decade & a kid he claimed his own for year #you saw how he was w child wu. you saw how desperate he was to keep bonzle safe. AND KAI IS GONE TOO??? #homeboy is having the literal worst day ever. imagine him trying to tuck fritz & spitz close while on one knee trying to explain it all #and bro jsut feels like hes literally the worst person in the world #something something 'you dont get to stay with the ninja & be happy. i tried to protect you from what hurt me as a kid' #'and instead your right in the thick of it'

[feminist-cult-following]

characters that are actually lesbians because I say so <3

1. shiv roy — sometimes a woman hurts every man in her life because her true love is a woman <3

2. alicent hightower — goes without saying tbh

3. cristina yang — her offering to break up with owen so that teddy will stay in Seattle…I know what you are

4. cindy berman — literally if comphet was a person

5. agatha harkness — little miss “did somebody leave the oven on or is that just you, hot stuff?” can’t fool me

6. nancy wheeler — no one who isn’t gay looks at another woman the way she was looking at robin in that library

7. aria montgomery — wdym she ended up with her creepy teacher? no her and spencer are literally married

8. spencer hastings — see above

9. cassie howard — I know a closeted train wreck when I see one

10. tabby haworthe — she’s literally the mother of imogen’s baby

11. rachel gatina — ladies is it gay to destroy your own reputation and entire high school career to protect your bestie from expulsion?

12. johanna mason — it just makes sense

#succession #shiv roy #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #greys anatomy #cristina yang #cindy berman #fear street #agatha harkness #wandavision #nancy wheeler #stranger things #aria montgomery #spencer hastings #pretty little liars #cassie howard #euphoria #tabby haworthe #pll original sin #Rachel gatina #one tree hill #johanna mason #the hunger games #lesbian #headcanon

[cloaksandcapes]

Inspired by a Twitch Viewer who wanted a weapon that helped you lie. The Liar's Blade has some cool properties, and definitely something we'll want illustrated someday!

The Liar’s Blade

Weapon (any sword), rare

“The blade of this sword is made with a mysterious fey alloy that causes it to shimmer occasionally and change between being opaque and transparent. The edges of the blade are always visible, glowing a dull purple. The crossguard has a wide, fanged grin etched into it.”

This magic weapon deals psychic damage instead of slashing damage.

While holding this magic weapon you have advantage on Wisdom (insight) skill checks.

You can cast the mislead spell as a bonus action. After casting this spell you must finish a long rest, then  make a successful deception check in order to cast it again.

If the mislead spell has been used and cannot be cast you may add your proficiency bonus to the damage roll of an attack. You can use this feature 3 times, regaining all uses after a long rest.

Join us on Twitch every Mon\Wed\Fri to create new Homebrews and check out our Patreon for 500+ magic items, tokens, maps, and more.

#D&D #DnD #Dungeons and Dragons #DnD5e #Homebrew #Magic Item #TTRPG #DnD Homebrew #TTRPG Homebrew #Homebrew Magic Items #DnDaDay #The Liar's Blade

[somegrumpynerd]

A lil baby Nightmare for appreciate a dragon day, since @shadowy-suitcase-herring-neck has 100% convinced me he would love dragons

#UTDR #UTMV #He's reading to his lil toy dragon Dream got him c: #They're going on imaginary adventures and having the time of their lives #Once they reunite Dream loves telling people how cute he was with his lil dragon toy #And Nightmare swears up and down Dream's a liar he never had a toy in his life he hasn't even heard of dragons he was never cute #It's 50/50 on who believes Dream and who believes Nightmare #(All his henchmen believe Dream and the star sanses believe Nightmare) #(Ink knows Dream is right but he is forgetful and also likes winding Dream up)

[m4rs-ex3]

that filthy liar

#callum #callum tdp #tdp callum #rayllum #tdp #the dragon prince #tdp s5 #ttm #through the moon #boys a liar smh

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

Jaya Twins! *jazz hands*

(thank this ask cuz I haven't been able to get them out of my head since)

So, Quinn and Finn Smith-Walker, at your service!

Quinn (left, she/her) is the older twin by five minutes, and the Inheritor of Lightning. Finn (right, he/him, the name is a coincidence I swear—) is the next Inheritor of Water. Original, I know, I know, but I'd be breaking my own rules otherwise ;P

Quinn doesn't make as big a deal out of being the older twin, but Finn milks his "youth" for all its worth

Finn: But I'm too young to be doing my own dishes. Quinn should do mine instead like a good big sister 🥺 Quinn: Finn, so help me—

whatever was here before no it wasn't Might have to change up some things with Cam here, but they're born just a bit before The Merge (so they're about three years old when it happens), and upon the Great Separation of Everyone, Finn winds up with Nya and Quinn winds up with Amnesiac!Jay. Jay can figure out well enough that this must be his daughter (power of love GO) but raising her to be somebody without even knowing who he is? The drama.

Nya, meanwhile, has far less of a struggle raising Finn but hoo boy the torment of not knowing where her husband + other kid is. To be continued...

Their gis are very simple because I'm lazy they're training gis! No matter what they always wear complimenting colors because they like to represent both of their Elemental heritages, regardless of their inherited element. The twin thing is just a bonus.

(they also have mismatched eyebrows cuz I thought it'd be funny~)

Finn laments a little bit since Quinn was the one to inherit one of the ~Core Four~, buuut he's the one that gets his potential first

Jay: Wow, it took your mom AGES to get her True Potential!! Nya: e-e

And then Quinn gets hers and literally starts flying circles around him snksnk

Neither of them are remotely interested in mechanics or engineering or anything of the sort. Riding in a mech is cool (and Quinn aspires to be a pilot like her dad), but building one??? Bleh, too much effort. (Finn does like model building tho, so Jay at least has that going for him. But Quinn has an extremely "girly" phase at one point and Nya is bewildered)

Jay: ...are you sure they weren't swapped with some other twins at birth??? These can't be ours-! Nya: Jay, we were both there. Finn: Are you saying we were adopted?!?! Nya: No! The only one adopted around here was your father. Quinn & Finn: *gasp*

Finn is an insanely good swimmer. He wears googles on his head to be more like his dad, but his are strictly just for underwater-based purposes. Nya jokes that he's more fish than person (which at this rate, who knows!)

Quinn can't swim at all (like her Uncle Kai used to be) and will absolutely sink like a rock. Time at the beach is spent zapping sand and making glass sculptures while Finn's out there making friends with fish hgfdfds

But, as super-powered twins tend to be, they are stronger when they're fighting together. While they can't use each others powers, they can fuse their powers (like their parents did way back when) to form the Hydroelectric Dragon as needed, along with other deadly storm-worthy combinations.

Cam and Lucina attempt to babysit them once, but all four combined are just asking for off-the-walls disaster and chaos (and thus further emergency babysitting is left to Seven and/or Kai's oldest kid)

#ninjago ocs #ninjago dragons rising #legacyverse #jaya #oc: quinn smith-walker #oc: finn smith-walker #art tag #art of mine #works of mine #'do you have any next-gen kids?' #'and i said no y'know like a liar' #next-gen jamboree #shockwaveshipping #i have not fleshed out their personalities whatsoever #but they're either the most lethargic duo or the most animated #whichever's funnier at the moment

[patolemus]

Alright so I am really into the Lucerys putting Aemond in his place agenda right now (blame five stages of grief for that one it’s been consuming me) and I can’t help but think that he would constantly remind Aemond that despite being a prince, he does not behave like someone of their House.

Like, Aemond and his siblings look the part. They all ride dragons, they all have the Targaryen look. But that is the thing. They just look like Targaryens.

Because it is not to the Gods of Old Valyria they pray to. It is not black and red they wear. It is not High Valyrian the lenguaje they feel most comfortable speaking.

Alicent’s children may bear the dragon’s name, but they are more Hightower than they could ever be Targaryen, and Lucerys does not hesitate before saying so.

“You speak of my parentage, but I at least know and honor the traditions of my House. The only thing that makes you different from the common folk is your tainted dragon blood.”

It drives Aemond mad with rage — because a part of himself can’t help but think that Lucerys is right.

#five stages of grief au #whoever said that lucerys is a meek child is a liar #he revels in pushing aemond’s buttons and driving him to madness #they argue as foreplay #toxic lucemond is the base of all lucemond don’t lie to yourselves #badass lucerys is the real lucerys #they just killed him before he could truly show his badassery #lucemond #lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #aemond targaryen x lucerys velaryon #hotd #house of the dragon

[best-character-named-x-poll]

have you done your daily click

#best character named x #poll #poll game #hannah montana #hannah washington #hannah grose #hanna marin #hannah harrison #hannah mckay #until dawn #the haunting of bly manor #thobm #pll #pretty little liars #dragon ball #dexter

[four-white-trees]

i swear i haven't been thinking about the Ryuji substory in Gaiden for twelve straight hours. I can testify that i haven't replayed Kiryu saying "Ryuji Goda would never extort anyone" on repeat in my brain endlessly. I promise you I haven't been thinking that despite the fact Kiryu only knew Ryuji for a few days, during a time when Ryuji was only acting in the worst ways possible to bring about a yakuza turf war, that Kiryu saw into his soul and could see his true character. I have certainly not been weeping over Kiryu's fond memories and calling himself a Ryuji "dead celebrities" nor Kiryu's whole-hearted dedication to protecting Ryuji's legacy. Not at all!

#i am a damn dirty liar #like a dragon gaiden #lad gaiden spoilers #ryuji goda #kiryu kazuma #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku