#Incorrect wangxian

[incorrect-web-novels]

Lan Wangji: What if we went to dinner... not as friends? Wei Wuxian: AS ENEMIES???

#source: unknown #sourcer: wackybuddiemewbs #lan wangji #lwj #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #wangxian #lan wangji x wei wuxian #incorrect quotes #incorrect wangxian #incorrect wangxian quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect godc quotes #incorrect the untamed quotes #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #godc #the founder of diabolism #the founder of evil magic #the untamed

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Wei Wuxian: We're gonna be friends someday, Lan Zhan, one way or another! Mark my words!

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Wei Wuxian: I told you we would be friends someday!

Lan Wangji: No.

Wei Wuxian: No?

Lan Wangji: Husbands.

Wei Wuxian: Husbands! That's even better!

Lan Wangji: Mn. It is.

#mdzs #cql #wangxian #incorrect wangxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #cell rambles

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Wuxian: I owe you one.

Lan Wangji: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

#lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect the untamed #incorrect mdzs #incorrect wangxian #wangxian #wei ying #lan zhan #nie huaisang #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan sizhui #incorrect mdzs quotes #wen yuan

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

i mean what else is there to do after one defeats the Xuanwu of Slaughter ?

#mxtx #mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #lan wangji #definitely not the last time he’s gonna wait for his wife to wake up lol

[achromaticbibliophile]

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

#incorrect quotes #MXTX #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #hualian #bingqiu #wangxian #Hua Cheng #luo Binghe #Lan Wangji #am I wrong tho

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

#he’s literally me whenever I see a cute goth girl #they’re so lesbian coded honestly #LWJ always had that u-haul parked and ready #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #apple memes 🍎 #my favorite he/him lesbians ✨🦄 #disclaimer that this is a shitpost and is not meant to be accurate to canon in any way #but it IS accurate in my head

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil

Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time

Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong

#wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mdzs meme #cql meme #the untamed meme #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #cringe fail insane husbands

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Xichen: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Lan Wangji: Okay. I can do that.

[Later]

Wei Wuxian: Nice work! High Five!

Lan Wangji: [intertwines their fingers]

Wei Wuxian: Wh-

Lan Wangji: I'm in love with you.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #lan xichen #incorrect quotes #right in front of my salad #900

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: *softly* ouch…

Wwx: What happened?!

Lwj: Nothing. I just nicked my finger while cleaning Bichen.

Wwx: Aw, here. *kisses his finger*

Lwj: What’s that for?

Wwx: Shijie does that to me! It’s supposed to make you feel better!

—Later—

Lwj: Brother, may I ask you to please punch me in the mouth?

Lxc: … Brother???

Jwy: Can I volunteer?

(Insp.)

#the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect quotes #lan xichen #lan huan #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Lan Wangji: I have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it.

Wei Wuxian, slowly sliding a finger up the hilt: You promise?

Lan Wangji: *horrified blushing*

#mdzs #cql #wangxian #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #incorrect wangxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #INCENSE BURNER EXTRA IS HILARIOUS OKAY #HE STUCK A SWORD UP HIS ASS 🤣 #Wei Wuxian is a weirdo and I love that

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Wuxian : Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Wei Wuxian, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

#incorrect wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mxtx #incorrect wangxian #wangxian #lan Wangji #wei ying #lan zhan #incorrect the untamed

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.

Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan Wangji #wangxian

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

we Stan a supportive husband

#mxtx #mdzs #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #wangxian #lan wanji #he’s into the crazy honestly