One of my favorite Rengoku moments is actually from Kimetsu Academy.
He knew he was breaking the rules, but he made it a group activity. A collaborative crime. A social scheme. Forbidden pizza for all! 🍕
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Kimetsu Academy AU, where there's a squeaking coming from the fan ceiling in the chemistry lab and everyone be like "???" "What's that noise?? Is it going to fall??" So Obanai shutting the fan cause it's noisy and disturbing the class.
Then something comes plumping from the fan -- squeaking -- everyone screams and panicking as realisation sinks in at seeing that it's a mice.
Kaburamaru lungs, catches the mice in his mouth and everyone screams louder.
Que Uzui sprinting into the class, shouting and yanking his buff mice from the snake's mouth but unintentionally pulling too hard and flung both Kaburamaru and buff mice from the second floor.
Chachamaru playing with Gyomei outside and sees a snake and a mice in the air -- pounds forward and catches both with his mouth before dashing away into the hallway, catching students and staff off guard.
Gyomei startles, Uzui and Obanai screaming from the second floor.
Chaos. Chaos everywhere.
(it ends with Tamayo bringing back Kaburamaru and buff mice since Chachamaru brought them to her office)
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Unhinged Kimetsu Academy Headcanons
-Muzan and Kagaya are cousins. They despise each other. They are forced to be civil when the extended family gets together around the holidays, and have an unspoken agreement that they have to pretend to get along for the sake of their relatives. Kagaya is much better at this than Muzan. Amane holds her tongue, but she and Kagaya talk mad shit in the car on the way home.
-Mitsuri is going to art school, and desperately wants to student-teach in Tengen’s art class. He always refuses, mainly out of a very warranted fear that his students will like her better than him.
-When Kyojuro’s hearing is having an especially bad day, he can really struggle to speak to Obanai, who is soft spoken and wears a mask, so Kyojuro cannot read his lips. They will get stuck in loops of “what? Sorry, what?”, and Kyojuro feels bad about making Obanai take his mask off, so sometimes he’ll ask Obanai to write things down or just sign to him instead.
-When it gets especially cold outside, Tanjiro will force Inosuke to accept his coat by yammering about how much he appreciated him and how sad he would be if Inosuke caught a cold. If he gets flustered and giddy enough, Inosuke will agree to wear the coat so Tanjiro will be happy.
-During Zenitsu’s first week at the academy, he referred to the Ubuyashikis as “Beauty and the Beast”, and was overheard by Amane. Upon reporting this to Kagaya, she was shocked to find that instead of calling for discipline, Kagaya laughed his ass off for ten minutes straight and immediately adopted the nicknames. To this day, he still calls her Beauty when trying to tease her, and they have matching keychains of the enchanted rose on their work bags.
-Because he is polite, respectful, and capable of beating a grown man’s ass into the pavement if needed, many girls will approach Hakuji for protection if they are scared to walk home alone. One time he escorted Nezuko home when Tanjiro had a doctor’s appointment, and Kie rewarded him with enough bread to last him and Koyuki a week.
-Hakuji is mortified by the way he used to harass Kyojuro for a fight as a middle schooler. After marrying Koyuki, he has cleaned up his ways and become quite the gentleman, and he copes by lying to himself that the teachers have forgotten all about it. Unbeknownst to him, Kyojuro is quite excited for Hakuji to graduate so they can finally have a good old spar between martial artists.
-The Ubuyashikis are fully aware that Nakime is a spy for Kibutsuji. Kagaya lets her stay, because she has never once uncovered anything remotely useful, and he knows that she’s just a bit down on her luck and looking for a place to belong. He has faith that someday she’ll realize the error of her ways and abandon Muzan’s regime of terror. Amane is not convinced, and actively takes any chance she can get to thwart Nakime’s casual espionage.
-Tengen loves to watch anime, being the art nerd and flashy bastard that he is. His favorite is Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure, and he often tries to peer pressure Kyojuro into watching it. Kyojuro tends to have a hard time following what on earth is happening in that show, but he does enjoy some of the more tame ones.
-Following the Halloween festival, Kokushibo developed a casual interest in cooking. He’s gotten quite good with a bit of practice. Rumor has it that he makes an extremely good curry, and it’s become Yoriichi’s favorite.
y’all I have so many thoughts about this lmfaooo somebody SEDATE ME
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Help, please, I'm dying! 🤣 In one of the Demon Slayer light novel "Kimetsu Academy" chapters, it's mentioned that they once did a school-wide survey to find out who everyone's favorite teachers were. Rengoku Kyōjurō was voted the most popular teacher in the school (because of course), but just look at what some of the survey participants said (direct quotes):
"I hope he's always so young, hot, and strong."
"Those muscular arms bursting from the rolled-up sleeves of his button-up shirt slay me."
"I want to be the pin on his necktie."
These kids need to calm down! 🤣 Out here in broad daylight, for everyone to see, in a 9 AM history class... 😭
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Extra credit
A birthday blurb for my dear friend @witchy-scribblings - I hope you have an amazing day! Here is your food!
Friday after school hours found you in the history classroom alone with your teacher, Rengoku Kyojuro. There was some… extra credit you needed to get.
Warm hands guided you down his length, each inch you took earning you praise.
“Mhm, keep it up, dear. You’re doing amazing.”
He’d never been much for receiving oral, that is until the day you knelt down between his legs and showed him the stars for the first time. Now he couldn’t get enough, and you couldn’t stop. Kyojuro wouldn’t allow you to stop.
You choked a little, the tip of his cock bumping the back of your throat.
“Just a few more inches. You know you can take it.”
You could, it wasn’t the first time you did, but his size made this difficult every time. Tears gathered at your eyelashes as you looked up at him. His eyes were half-lidded, mouth slightly open, face flushed.
You pulled back a little to swirl your tongue around his tip, tasting his pre-cum and making him moan quietly.
“That’s a good pet,” he said breathlessly, fingers threading through your hair gently.
Your hand inched between your legs, trying to relieve your own frustration. Kyojuro noticed, of course he did, pulling you off of his cock and getting close to your face as you panted.
“I didn’t say you could pleasure yourself,” he whispered in a growl. “Hands where I can see them, now.”
You whined, but complied nevertheless, your palms at his thighs. “Go on now.” He fisted your hair, angling your face to the heavens, the leaking tip of his cock smearing your own saliva over your lips. “You have to earn your reward, pet.”
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