I have no logical explanation for this. 😭😭
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i called my friend a bitch so she said “well maybe i’m a bitch but you’re a dork”
and i said
“no you’re wrong. I’m a bitch AND A DORK”
“IM A BORK!!!1!1!1!1!1!”
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Shane, what's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you, and what's the most disgusting thing you've seen?
the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to me? i can share some contenders. but the most disgusting thing i’ve seen? i can’t disclose that.
something embarrassing that happened to me was when i worked at my hometown’s grocery store... i was shelf-stocker. a cool group of people from my school walked by and i accidentally knocked over an entire shelf of baked beans…
they ended up bursting open and getting all over me. they turned to look at me in unison, staring at me like i shit myself or something... i will never live that down.
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The bride and the ugly ass groom
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I’m mostly projecting how much I wanted to eat a burger
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LI KE
LIKESUNFLOWERR
GET IT
DONT KILLMEPLEASE
HEAD INHANDS
THESE ARE SO SILLY
BUTI WANTED TO MAKE
CARD THINGIES
AHAUSGYRVBWHDFUYVEBHFIJE
IM NO T LATE
ITS NOT MIDNIGHT
EEEHEHEHEHEE
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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