#OKAY BUT LIKE

[superlintball]

One of my absolute favorite things about the Mistborn series (era 1, specifically) is the bait-and-switch of the overarching plot.

Like, you go into it and you're like, "Yeah, okay. I'm reading one of the Big Fantasy Trilogies of the modern era. Hell yeah. What's this all about?"

And so you read. You get introduced to the characters, the magic system, and, most importantly, the central conflict: it's an assassination plot.

Clearly, the whole trilogy is going to be about finding a way to kill the god-emperor of the cruel and oppressive regime, and the final book will have them overthrow him and everything will Be Good.

"Of course that's what will happen," you think to yourself. "That's a pretty standard narrative structure."

So you keep reading.

But as you read the book, something doesn't feel right. The pacing seems... Off. Isn't this book moving too quickly?

And then, as you get around the second act of the book, it hits you all at once.

"Are they... Are they gonna successfully assassinate the Lord Ruler?? IN THE FIRST BOOK??"

It sure looks like it.

SO WHAT THE HELL ARE THE OTHER TWO BOOKS GONNA BE ABOUT.

#cosmere #mistborn #brandon sanderson #okay but like #this is one of my favorite things about the books #AND I CAN'T TELL ANYONE #because it's such a spoiler for the first book and no one in my life has read it

[a-mongooose]

Why do I always end up posting at completely unreasonable hours? Oh well! Sleep is for the weak <3 The Drew kids have comically large gaps in skill when it comes to artwork. Like Audrey really needs to step up her game <///3 And by popular demand, I have given Bendy his well deserved chocolate. Nothing else happened. No souls were harmed in the process. Trust me bro 

#bendy and the ink machine #bendy batdr #audrey batdr #batdr #bendy and the dark revival #okay but like #thank you guys?????????????? #the last post kind of blew up in comparison to my usual stuff and ?????????? #just???? i love all of you that interacted tbh #the RBs were so NICE ugh i want to put all of you in my pocket for safekeeping #anywho #ill get some more content for yall of these silly little goobers #or ill try #either way something will happen #these games have been living rent free in my neurodivergent brain since 2017 so i have plenty of juice #but whether my shriveled little husk of a hand will cooperate is unkown #wow these tags are devolving rapidly BASICALLY #im gonna try to revamp some of my old designs for the JDS staff. wow I struggled to articulate that #but if you read this far #have a wonderful day or night or whenever you see this :) #and DONT . sell your soul to bendy. no matter how nicely they ask. <3 #<- speaking from experience #sorry no im not

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Peter: Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself. Tony: ... Tony: Wow, kid. That’s deep.

#tony stark #peter parker #ironman #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #okay but like #that's on brand though #i'm totally using that from now on #i don't even remember where i saw this initially lol #but yeah lol #pretty accurate i think #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #same

[aboutiroh]

Can’t believe someone really went ‘hey, you know what would be a great way to promote this old movie nobody’s heard about? Pretending it isn’t real.’ and it worked. The Goncharov pr team is genius.

#goncharov #okay but like #seriously the irony of it all #is perfect #unreality

[itsnicsalad]

kintsugi💛💛 little phone doodle

#the owl house #toh #fanart #the owl house fanart #disney #lilith clawthorne #darius deamonne #okay but like #major props to people who draw with their fingers #this shit is hard lol

[absolutebloodychaos]

"instantly connected" you say? "darling" you call him?

Babes at this point we need a proper ship name and a common relationship tag on AO3.

#there is more damon/kris content amassing as the days go by #this shit is becoming canon istg #okay but like #krimon? #kramon? #idk neither sounds right #kris guštin #damon baker #joker out

[masterjedilenawrites]

On this here February 1st, I'll be showing some love for the 21st Nova Corps, a unit lead by Marshal Commander Bacara and Jedi General Ki-Adi-Mundi. I couldn't find any other named clones from this unit outside of Bacara, and I haven't written for this guy before, so I'll do some headcanons just for him :)

The 21st Nova Corps

I did a quick dive on Wookiepedia first, and here were some things that stood out to me from what's apparently already been canonized:

The 21st Nova Corps has a reputation for being relentless and exceptionally conditioned/disciplined.

This is in large part due to Bacara having super high expectations, he will kick anyone who doesn't meet them out of the squad, even without Ki-Adi-Mundi's approval.

Actually described as being "at odds with" Mundi, though in another section was said to have a grudging respect for him.

Bacara utilizes aggressive tactics and is extremely strict. He ignores the recommended GAR practice for commanders to remain inconspicuous in battle, and instead chooses to lead his troops from the front.

He's described as a loner and stern. I saw somewhere he was besties with Neyo, too, and they developed combat techniques together.

With that foundation, here are some headcanons I have for him:

Doesn't talk much, but not because he's shy or emotionally constipated. He really only cares about war and rarely meets people who are interested in discussing the topic with as much passion.

Like seriously, he has no other hobbies or interests. Music? Never heard of it. Sports? Boring. Holo-films? Food? Knitting? Yeah no, he's already walking away from this conversation.

If he is comfortable with someone though, he can talk about battle strategies for daaaays.

Fucking hates milk.

Has a mind for improvement. Not quite a perfectionist, he just won't ever settle for "good enough" when something better is still achievable.

Thus, he's constantly working angles in his head, coming up with possible solutions, thinking outside the box. Even for common, everyday situations like getting out of traffic or folding the laundry.

Jason Bourne vibes.

Has one small tattoo on his foot, will never say what it is.

Natural at picking up languages. Fluent in Mando'a but can carry simple conversations in plenty of others. 

Spends his R&Rs pouring over wartime history/strategy books in the archives, with a beer.

If someone asked him on a date, he would straight-up say "why?" So confused.

He would be a pretty good partner, though, if he ever opened himself up romantically.

And if he could ever find someone who meets his high standards...

I also read that he was featured on a GAR campaign poster, and I firmly believe he secretly has a massive print of it taped to the back of his closet door.

Can not roll his tongue. Every other clone can and it pisses him off.

Has the best laugh you've ever heard in your life. He does use it occasionally, but very randomly. Not even his squad has been able to work out what exactly his sense of humor is.

His squad... All are just as intense and passionate as their commander. When they're not fighting, they're training to fight. There's no room for shenanigans or relaxing.

Other clones keep a respectful distance. They know the Nova Corps get sent to some pretty hardcore places.

Most of them have never set foot in 79s, or any bar for that matter.

Bacara goes every once in a while, because he does like a good beer, but he's very out of place. Just... kinda sits there... not doing anything...

He gets hit on a lot because he's smoking hot but has never taken anyone home. Not opposed to the idea of getting laid, but it would take a lot to catch his eye.

Eeeevery once in a while, when life gets a little too still and his thoughts wander past all the combat tactics and weapon factoids that are usually in the way, a deep and vulnerable feeling makes its way to the surface and almost cripples him: loneliness.

He has no idea what to do about it, so rather than face it like he would a charging battalion of droids, he instead pushes it right back down and moves on.

Okay but now I'm imagining Queer Eye showing up to help Bacara find some hobbies and a girlfriend 😂

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#star wars #the clone wars #21st nova corps #commander bacara #okay but like #can i be the girlfriend? #why did i just make myself fall in love with this clone #2024 clone battalion series #feb 1

[goldfish-fhr]

#okay but like #it’s not gunna happen but #I think is Ace worked their cards right (unlike last time) they could just gaslight oro so well into believing they are besties #she so dumb and delusional 😭 #just be nice to her Ace she just wants a friend #it hurts me that they are so mean #fhr

[xluciifer]

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#okay but like #yknow i just love the idea of someone overpowering lucifer #like a lot #the man got used to his wife doing it to him and found it incredibly hot #but no sinner would have the gall nor the balls to try it with the King of Hell #buuuut yknow he likes a challenge if someone were to challenge his authority and just top his ass? Hot. he might just humor it because he #misses the feeling if someone carnally wanting him. #my touch deprived king 😔 #idk if any of this is coherent i just started typing #ooc ; out of heaven #tbd.

[shittydrawnhomeshit]

before i got to act 6 i thought the dancestors were the alpha kids’ trolls. kinda wish they were tbh that could’ve been cool

#homestuck #damara medigo #aranea serket #homeshit #good ol girlboss posting #okay but like #i can only IMAGINE how jake would react to aranea #being trolled by her for years and then he actually sees her and she’s really a blue alien girl #bro would lose it #cronus would probably be SO BAD for jake though… #i wonder if dirk and rufioh could’ve bonded over being weebs or something #dirk was a weeb right? #i don’t even remember

[o-i-w-u]

brain rot moment

#okay but like #i love his design sm #absolute maniac #anyway #fanart #art #solar flare #solar flare sams #eclipse sams #tsams eclipse #tsams solar flare #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #brain rot #tsams fanart #tsams #sams #needa draw lunar #hes so me core #lunar is me coded fr #i have been watching and unhealthy amount of sams #fnaf art #fnaf #fnaf fanart

[plague-of-rats]

ghost

Also Ghoap:

AND SOME OC STUFF?? YES

ty for looking o7

#ghoap #simon ghost riley #call of duty #small artist #art #cod mw2 #getting better at tumblr I think #okay but like #I want to do more OC stuff but I don't know if people would be interested #I'll probably just do more Ghoap until I get a lil more popular and then switch gears to OC stuff #(a.k.a an excuse to draw more Ghoap)

[elegantwizardtree]

lol I wanna know how hsr isn’t trending right now. I’ve been blown away by this patches trailblazer main story quest, like holy shit guys. I haven’t been impressed with genshin like this since I started playing the game.

#honkai star rail #hsr #luocha #dan heng #caelus #march the 7th #welt yang #tingyun #hsr blade #hsr kafka #OKAY BUT LIKE #I wish we coulda kept Dan Hengs dragon form T.T #they gonna make us pull for that or make it a skin arent they T.T #also #don’t ask me if i remember anything cause I don’t #I just know I enjoyed that play through and I was vv impressed with what I saw

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Peter: By asking Risk Astley to hand you a copy of the movie “Up,” you create a paradox wherein he either has to give you up, or let you down. Tony: … Tony: What?

#tony stark #peter parker #ironman #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #lol #okay but like #tony gets it #he totally gets it #he just doesn't understand why #because i mean #why? XD #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes

[incorrectspnforfun]

#sam winchester #dean winchester #sam and dean #winchesters #winchester bros #siblings #sibling goals #lol #okay but like #this would so happen #i can definitely see it #tag yourself i'm dean #spn #spn incorrect quotes #me too

[hannah-fannah9503]

...has anyone thought about how Joel's villagers view Sausage. I mean--okay, so we know they worship Joel, right? And because of that you can kind of assume they worship Hermes too? So what about Sausage? They just see this random ass human guy flying up to God's house every other day to drop off their other god. Like...do you think they think he's a god too? Or do they think he's just...some guy? I need answers

#empires s2 #empires season 2 #empires smp season 2 #empiressmp #empires #empires joel #empires hermes #empires sausage #mythicalsausage #joel #sausage #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #okay but like #sausage is super friendly right so I'd imagine sometimes he'd stop and chat with the villagers if they're around #and they're all super nervous to talk to him because they're worried they might be smited #this thought has now taken over my brain