#ON HIS TONGUE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[offkilterkeys]

The world isn’t ready for my alpha kid readings.

#jane crocker #jake english #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #homestuck #alpha kids #Jane is the struggler don’t you EVER contest that #many might argue it’s Jake but he doesn’t struggle inherently #usually he just vibes until he’s forced into situations wherein he struggles #Jane struggles from the beginning #her entire arc is a struggle #also had to change it from “the fujoshi” mostly cause I don’t like that and also cause it’s not as versatile as the other labels #I don’t actually think Dirk is boring btw i just think that when put up against his friends he has a lot less complexity going on #like his arc is fairly simple as opposed to Jane and Jake’s #and even Roxy’s #His problems seem inherently a lot more straight forward to me simply because he’s articulate enough to realize he has problems #Jane and Jake are almost there #problems are like on the tip of their tongues #and Roxy is kinda like the John of the team where she isn’t even gonna acknowledge the possibility of problems #girl is like “problems? haha not me #I’m the put together one in this group :)” #and just ignores all her internalized misogyny and heteronormativity #she is a mirror to Vriska in that they both put a lot of emphasis on preforming romanticism as a means of affirming their gender #anyway my alpha kid readings are way too boring so I feel like nobody would really be interested in them Sighhhh

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #jin ling #a-qing #ouyang zizhen #nameless red disciple #Girls speak in a series of clicks and trills that even the most adept linguists have difficulty decoding #Thankfully this rhythmic language can be translated to music notes #communication via specific vibrations of coiled metal wire is possible! #but- Ah shucks the guy with the guqin has his hands full. And also bloodied. #We need to resort to secondary girl communication. Blinking slowly at her. If she blinks slowly back - you're in. #if she blinks rapidly that's a threat. Is she does not blink at all you are already dead. #btw: Girls eyes translate lines of contrast to these series of air flow disturbances to create language. So they *can* read what we write. #This has been your daily GirlFacts tidbit. #Jokes aside. I get that the point was she has no tongue to speak with but it really does just come off as: #“5 teen boys in a room with a teen girl and dropping the ball so hard on how to proceed” #This is why men give up and kiss each other btw. (OKAY IM DONE SPREADING MISINFORMATION (for today))

[yashley]

fearne: *is an Animal* imogen: *Gives Scritches*

#critical role #imogen x fearne #imogearne #ygifs #honestly god himself had 2 stop me from adding John mulaney's I Think Imogen Temult Is a Furry but yk what I don't need 2 see it 2 see it #imogen calling horse fearne a good girl like I've read enough 1 fic to have that ruined for me but I will absolutely definitely take it #not shown here but snake fearne in episode 3 just flicking her tongue at imogen to say hi ok yeah I mean sure #also rat fearne and imogen hijinks of imogen tryna shove her tiny rat ass through the BOTTOM of the door like sure I mean yeah #fearne turns into an animal and imogen goes I mean yeah thats mine #also means NOTHING to me that Imogen suggests quokka and fearne goes so I'm going with quokka as if that's not druid flirting OK I hate it h

[jaqobis]

lucy gray is peeta this, sejanus is katniss that, when are we going to talk about how peeta is who SNOW could've been

#manipulative silver-tongued snakes from rough but relatively privileged circumstances #who meet A Girl (from district 12) #but peeta has genuine love and compassion for not just katniss but also the people around him #so he uses his power for good #and katniss admires him a lot for this so i think it's easy to forget #that he's also mister “star-crossed lovers ploy” #mister “maybe we shouldn't quell the districts” #mister “haymitch i'm making you go cold turkey on alcohol” #and mister “if it weren't for the baby” #tho in all seriousness these thg/tbosas parallels posts are great keep 'em coming #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #peeta mellark #words

[kitlroux]

Sweater weather

#brunette #talk to me #tell me i’m pretty #make me laugh #me #say hi or something #girls with glasses #long hair #selfie #sweater weather #suns out tongues out

[tysonfurybattlepass]

EATING HER‼️‼️

#theyre siblings named ellen and ernest :) #according to their keeper #ernest is the laziest lion he has ever met. this beast sleeps so well #he also ALWAYS sleeps with his tongue out #ellen is a BIG GIRL #bigger than the malayan tigers i think #beastposting #felidae #pantherinae #panthera leo

[killthefuhkinglights]

sometimes goofy girls always pull the same silly faces

#frank iero #mcr #my chemical romance #ls dunes #the amount of times he sticks his tongue out i swear #honestly i love this goofy ass face that he pulls #careful girl it might get stuck like that

[ickypuppi3]

remember when they kissed right after this

#tongue and everything #‘and that kids is how i met your father’ #2 become 1 by the spice girls starts playing #billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #tina’s halloween party you will always be famous #they’re married now can you believe it #time flies and all that #robin walked billy down the aisle and heather had steve by the scruff of his neck #such a beautiful ceremony #ickyposts

[hella1975]

my dramatic ass pacing circles in the kitchen like im never writing anything ever again bc nothing feels great anymore it just feels good and apparently i will not apply myself even to my most longterm and beloved passion if i can't feel prodigious at it. fym ur gonna stop trying altogether ur also gonna get ur period in the next few days but im sure there's no correlation

#trying to write and rereading it like the pacing is off the characterisation is stale the dialogue is blocky #and i can't get the concept down the way i want so im perpetually stuck in that 'on the tip of your tongue' feeling #and i cant read things to pass the time not even fics bc im too busy psychoanalysing every single sentence #trying to find some hidden thing that makes this writing better than mine how can this writer get it when i just cant what's wrong with me #and it's all so GODDAMN FRUSTRATING. but aside that im being really calm about it <3 #i can't remember the last time i wrote something and felt genuinely proud of it. i always get very intense long periods of writer's block #and i know i'll come out the other end bc i'll find a new obsession and write 20k words of my best work in one night #and feel like i snorted three lines off a toilet seat in berghain. but also What If This Time Im Just Broken #hi im a girl in my twenties who never learnt from my own behaviour!

[choosecarefully]

#sunday scaries be gone #bi girls #bi wife #bi woman #bi stoner #stoner bunny #hi bbs #have fun looking at my tongue #send asks #inked beauty #hi it me

[canonically47]

calepriya & ripaxel shippers lost so much today

#i’m so mad about axel just going “yeah whatever” #??? #unless thats a defence mechanism that doesnt make sense for her character #like at all #girl your tongue was down his throat less than an hour ago #i miss them #also WHY DOES CALEB NOT JUST EXPLAIN HIMSELF #THE MISCOMMUNICATION DRIVES ME CRAZY #FUCK THIS #total drama #total drama island #total drama 2023 #total drama island 2023 #tdi #tdi 2023 #td reboot #tdi reboot #td spoilers

[victorian-nymph]

This came to me in a vision. A vision I should have ignored.

#idk what cabbie's feelings to snake are he kind of acts more like a kid excited to meet his favourite superhero then 'needs him carnally' #but I needed it for the bit #also yes I chose the most wet cat image of him in the entire film #no he canNOT look cool he needs to look like the wettest most pathetic creature ever #skrunkly 💖 #escape from new york #penelope's shitposts #snake plissken #rip to that girl from the nut store she was so real for seeing snake and then immediately being like #'oh i need to stick my tongue in his throat'

[smallbat]

Just wanna be loved right ♡︎♡︎

#smallbat #tattoed girls #girls who dab #tattoos #me #thick legs #pierced #fishnets #thigh hi socks #flannel #bi selfie #mirror selfie #green aesthetic #green light #tongue

[doll-elvis]

The story behind the pictures

“But here Elvis was asking Joe to take pictures of me and him. I was totally surprised as Elvis reached up to me, and then motioned for me to sit down next to him. So I did, and then Elvis wrapped his arm around me. I had asked him a few weeks back if he would record one of my favorite songs, “In the Misty Moonlight.” Elvis had told me that he would record it and, I guess as a reminder, he began to sing it softly in my ear, “In the misty moonlight, by the sparkling firelight.” I giggled, and then he jokingly stuck his tongue in my ear. I giggled more and then he continued until I couldn’t stop laughing”

(excerpt from Memphis Mafia Princess by Shirley Dieu)

#the 77’ hawaii vacation photos are so dear to me 😭 #mr. steal yo girl #elvis and his need to stick his tongue in peoples ears while taking photos with them #I wish it were mee #joe esposito #elvis presley #Shirley dieu #elvisaaronpresley #big daddy elvis #elvis #70s #i love him #elvis history #elvis book excerpts

[kitlroux]

Curls and brows and tongues.

#brunette #talk to me #tell me i’m pretty #girls with glasses #selfie #make me laugh #me #say hi or something #long hair #cute girl #suns out tongues out #fangs #green eyes #blue eyes #you with the dark curls #tell me a joke

[s4pphoiduser]

in a world with an aftg show (because it Has to be a show, not a movie) seth would have a Pretty Guy actor playing him who looked even prettier when he was sneering or scowling and people would make edits of him with the velocity + slo-mo effects and be like "i can fix him"

#and kevin would be it boy of the century and matt would be THE 2000s icon along with allison #neil's the one who looks scrappy and jumpy (which he is) but everyone's gonna be in love with his sharp tongue and hater behavior #everyone would either hate andrew or love him and obv i fall into the second category i'd be no. 1 andrew minyard apologist/defender/lover/ #everyone (including myself) would love nicky if this adaptation of him didnt come with all those predatory jokes godbless #everyone else is an icon. yes even aaron who's way too detached from the foxes but he partially slays just being a fox and king of idgafdom #the girls are icons obviously duhhh #but i think with riko the actor would be soooo good and pretty like scary pretty that people make edits and the captions are like DISCLAIME #wymack would have sooo many edits with the sound of whatever's trending that's equivalent to the usher DADDY'S HOME one #i actually have so many thoughts ab an aftg show despite how much i dont want it like i cant help it! aftg slays too much! #these bitches r all too damaged! i love them all too much! i think ab them all the time! #lots of people hate but aftg and the foxes r genuinely some of the most well written relationships to me probably bc i can personally relat #and i think a show would allow for other scenes that we dont see in the book bc theyre all from neil's pov and we don't really find anythin #know anything ab the other foxes beyond what neil knows himself #and LEST I FORGET. JEAN MOREAU. ICON OF THE CENTURY METHINKS...! #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #dan wilds #allison reynolds #renne walker #matt boyd #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #seth gordan #s4pphoiduser #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the king's men