#PFFFFFF--

[wasyago]

hmm....

#probably has been done before but pffffff #i know jay is supposed to be short but like cmon her dad is a wall and everyone else in her family too tbh they're all massive #like that guy who threw metal poles and stuff... #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #gillion tidestrider #my art #sketch

[pageofheartdj]

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rise donnie #pffffff

[gz-missfit]

I love their friendship so much, also very happy to have figured out an fcg design that works for a more expression/cartoony style! We love a lil rock'n'role content

#critical role #critical role fanart #my art #fcg critical role #ashton greymoore #voids gallery #theee booiiiisss #few friend's of mine and me came up with a fun lil headcanon #and that is that during the crook house days #those 2 KEPT stealing clothes #like fcg doesnt have any #but ashton does #and so does milo pffffff #so yeah #constant clothe sterling in that house pffff

[kindledrose]

rip peridot.png

#pffffff #steven universe #peridot #amethyst #<yeah this is where i was suffering if u saw the previous post. hi #i've never drawn either of them before ksjksfjks #doodles #also YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE WHO FOUND THE ANTI-ALIASING BUTTON :D #got a sick new brush setting and i love it B]

[flyingmintbunny0]

That feel when your boss and his boyfriend don't know how to entertain guests, so you ask your best friend/coworker what is wrong with them

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #tma fanart #Take this hyper specific out of context scene about my 'this podcast is actually an office comedy' AU #The ceaseless watcher shorts are the funniest thing I've ever seen #so I based this whole picture around them and it kinda snowballed from there pffffff #ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

[emmyrosee]

“Uh…”

Your monotonous confusion startles Shoto from… whatever he was doing, and as he quickly turns to face you, he smiles softly before turning right back to it. “Whatcha doing there, Sho?”

“I’m swaddling,” he says casually, grunting in frustration as if he messed up, and he undoes the small, yellow blanket to restart the process all over again. “I need to be ready for when our own child is here, and I’ve wasted so much time reading how-to’s online that I’ve lost at least two months of practice.”

“Shoto,” you say, hand coming up to cover your mouth from any giggles that want to pour though. “That’s a watermelon.”

“It’s the best I could do in a pinch.”

“But a watermelon is so…” you motion your fingers around in an attempt to find the correct words, and he spins on his heel to watch you in amusement. “Watermelon shaped.”

“And babies are just so baby shaped,” he hums, turning back to the watermelon.

“Yes, but they’re also squishy, like bread, or malleable like rice or… baby shaped, like Miydoria’s son.”

His hands still in realization, his face dropped into a blank, emotionless indifference, and before you can ask him what’s wrong, he drops the blanket and smacks his face with his hands.

“Oh my god I’m going to be the worst father.”

“No,” you say instantly, firmly, and you quickly make your way over to him. Your arms wrap around his waist and you burrow your head into the dip of his back. “We’re not playing that game, Shoto. You’re going to be an amazing father.”

“I saw a watermelon and immediately thought that would be a suitable filler for a child.”

“Shoto-“

He immediately brings his hands to his hair, “oh god, what if I mistake our baby for a watermelon at night!”

You snort and squeeze him tighter, “there are far too many layers to unpack in that sentence, so let me just tell you that you’re going to be an amazing father.”

“You don’t know that.”

“I do.”

“You don’t.”

“I sure do.”

“You don’t.”

“I can play this all day baby,” you snort, and he grumbles something under his breath. “I wouldn’t have wanted to start a family with you if I thought you wouldn’t be a good father.”

“You wanted to start a family with me because your mother doesn’t like me.”

“That too,” you snort, even though both of you know that’s not true. “But really, Sho. I want to spend my life with you; having a tiny spawn of our own is just part of that.”

His shoulders start to shake with a few chuckles, and he scrubs his eyes in defeat. “Spawn?”

“Is that not the term you’d use?”

“It certainly is not.” Despite his minor scold, he rolls his shoulders back and takes a few inhales in. “I just…” he pauses, and you hum in patience. “I want them to love me. I want to be the best I can for them.”

“You will be-“

“And part of that is soothing the baby.” His mind is derailing back quickly. You can feel it in the tenseness of his back.

“Shoto-“

“And swaddling them is supposed to keep them warm, so I thought that would be the best way to sooth-“

“Shoto,” you interrupt with a soothe, rubbing his shoulders. He finally shuts up, his shoulders still tense. “There’s no doubt in my mind that you’ll be able to soothe our baby, swaddling or not.”

“You’re right,” he sighs shakily. “With my quirk, I’ll be able to alter my temperature to make them comfortable, even if I don’t know how to swaddle-“

“No, Shoto,” you chuckle, kissing the back of his neck. “You’ll be able to soothe the baby because you’re going to be an amazing father.”

He tenses under your words once more, and he shyly turns to look at you with wide, puppyish eyes. “You really think so?” He asks, fiddling with the edge of the blanket.

“I know so, Shoto.”

#when my first Todoroki piece is a dad!au 🫠 #sorry fam PFFFFFF- #shoto todoroki #shoto todoroki fluff #shoto todoroki x reader #shoto todoroki x f!reader #<- implied #shoto todoroki x afab!reader #shoto todoroki x reader fluff #shoto todoroki imagine #todoroki #todoroki fluff #todoroki x reader #todoroki x f!reader #todoroki x afab!reader #todoroki x reader fluff #todoroki imagine #shoto todoroki bnha #todoroki bnha #bnha #bnha fluff #bnha imagine #bnha x reader #bnha x f!reader #bnha x afab!reader #bnha x you #bnha x y/n #bnha x yn #dad!todoroki #dad!au

[smuggonifico-lmao]

Holy shit you actually made me google and semi-study what magazine pages could look like and what layout is good and what isnt- Im- ehm happy dtiys? anyway!!!! Happy 5k holy shit thats incredible @tangledinink, incredibly incredible even!!!! You deserve it

(also if the quality is shit, i apologize. Not only did my technology put it through the wringer while i was tryna edit some stupid mistakes out, tumblr also decided to make it worse smhhhh)

#rottmnt #rottmnt au #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #gemini5kdtiys #gemini au #i love and adore this au but i have to take soooo many breaks while reading it cause its so heavy #i love it but like in a love hate relationship kinda way pffffff #anyway i hope this counts as submission! honestly i was unsure if it would be countable but cause you said that there #could be pages written i decided to make some maybe? #even if it doesnt count i love and adore this idea of a magazine #thank you for inspiring me!

[diseaseriddencube]

i don't really love the jokes in this series much but this one got me

#hazbin hotel spoilers #PFFFFFF

[mr-cactis]

gei d+

#My art #Pffffff #Welcome home #wally darling #howdy pillar #wallypillar #:]

[pillowenvelopchair]

Last Line Challenge

Rules - In a new post, show the last line you wrote/drew and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you people want! I can't tag this many people lmao)

Tagged by: @marshmel-l0w7 (thanks a lot mellow!!!!!)

Last line:

And when Rogier peers over the cliff, he sees a crater left in the meteor's wake. He pushes the strands of hair that have come loose back into place, disbelieving in what he’s just seen. Stars above…

the good old ng+ fic where the tarnished saves Rogier (and because of that, he gets front-seat tickets to all the horrors that are PROBABLY caused by the tarnished)

Last art:

more wips... more tests... specifically a wip for @un-local's Still Waters fic and a test draw of @nightingale-ghost-writer's tarnished from By the Grace Of!

I highly recommend checking out both of them (even though I am uh... not caught up with BtGo....) BUUUUT I have enjoyed both of their works; you should try reading them if you have the time!

Tags: @un-local, @nightingale-ghost-writer, @wraith-caller, and @herald-of-time (have fun you guys!!!)

#no pressure in answering back though!!! :03c #pffffff drawing new faces are always hard for me... but i will improve soon....... #ill with magdalene. might be catching a delia sickness too #again... why must armor be armor... (scale armor especially....) #elden ring #ask game #magdalene #delia #woop!!! new tag #rogier #envelop art #It's ok pillow u can tag the TWO AUTHORS AND THE ARTISTS YOU REALLY LIKE. (social anxiety. ash baby image)

[lucidicer]

#i never play with sound like i couldnt tell u what any of my sims sound like PFFFFFF #it would bore me to death dude #olli.txt

[thatmooncake]

FABLE U HAVE UR OWN EMOJI 🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮🥮

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🌞

Ruh roh!

#fnaf #sundrop #sundrop fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #asks #watch out Sunny #pffffff #sorry it just kinda looks like a mooncake avalanche is coming his way #fablesketches #my art #fableasks

[pezberrywhoreee]

rip cady heron you would've loved 'Africa' by Toto

@ciggystardusttt (thank you so much)

#mean girls 2024 #mean girls #cady heron #africa by toto #CACKLING #PFFFFFF #yelling

[wawamouse]

Shake hands.

#what's it meeeaan #what do these looks meeannn #Chico’s face is like (coworker voice) what I don’t get a hug too? #umm yeaaaa this silent exchange is so funny to me #it reminds of like grade school when you get in a fight w someone and you're sooooo mad about it #but then the second the principal asks you if you're willing to forgive and apologise #you're like both bawling bc being in a fight is so scary actualy lol and also sucks #bc not only does everyone now know this guy got to you so bad you lost your entire shit about it #you also got in trouble for it lmao #and thank god a higher power is letting you off the stubborn prideful hook you attached yourself to pffffff #oz hbo #hbo oz #miguel alvarez #chico guerra #otto sanchez #kirk acevedo #my gifs #(ok this was the gif set I was actually trying to make yesterday when i was testing the other clips) #(but I decided to try and clean up the Jpeg artifacts and it was making the whole process take 400% longer) #(at least they look a little better quality now? idk)

[drawnecromancy]

Astarion & Veldren

#martin plays bg3 #bg3 spoilers #(maybe ? idk) #astarion #bg3 fanart #sketches #my art #this goes in sketches bc. idk how to classify that one ok. #it's higher effort than the usual sketch but it's not a rendered piece #it's. a colored sketch i guess #hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm vampire <3 #sometimes as a bard u gotta b a little dramatic when your vampire bf is about to bite you #fun fact i opened my drawing program with the idea to practice some stuff #and instead i just. drew that. #i had references picked out for practice and all! #i just. saw one of the ones i had and went 'oh thatd be good for these two if i tweak the post just a bit' #pffffff

[emmyrosee]

She’s been an absolute brat all day.

Atsumu can’t take it anymore, as cute as Hisako is in the flesh and bone, she’s one of the most stubborn little girls he’s ever met- granted, he’s only met like, three, but she’s on the top of that list.

He can’t blame her, she’s got Miya blood in her veins, but he’s never seen the effects this potent.

And today? She’s in a goddamned mood.

Atsumu puts her hair up, she takes it down because she doesn’t like it.

She doesn’t want to eat her breakfast because of how it’s arranged on the plate.

She didn’t want to brush her teeth because of how the toothbrush felt in her mouth.

Atsumu told her he’s going to leave without her, she said “that’s fine.”

She didn’t want to buckle her seatbelt, because the seatbelt made her skin itch.

(“No,” he snarls. “This is not a negotiation. You’re getting buckled.”

“But I don’t want to!” She pouts. “You n’ mommy nd’ uncle Samu tell me I don’t gotta do stuff I’m on-comfter-ble with!

“This is different and Miya Hisako, if you do not listen to me, so help me gods-“)

He’s at his limit.

How can she be so precious with her mother, her uncle, the other uncles who is on Atsumu’s team, her granny, literally everyone but him?

Menace.

It takes two hours to get Hisako ready and fed and in the car for school, Atsumu is sure he’s got grey hairs now, but he’s thankful to at least have her in the car. The ride is silent and tense, with Atsumu’s white knuckles gripping the wheel with the force of 1000 gods. In the mirror, he sees her little arms crossed, her lips in a little scowl, and she looks so much like him when he was a kid it’s hilarious- if he ever acted like this as a kid though, he needs to send his poor mother a muffin basket ASAP.

Finally, finally, they’re able to get to school without getting into another spat, and Atsumu sighs and parks his car, but before he gets out to let Hisako out, he turns in his seat with a soft smile.

“Listen, baby,” he says sweetly, trying to extend an olive branch to his damned six year old. “I… I want you to have a good day today, okay?” His tips his head when the pout etched on Hisako’s lips soften. “Do you wanna tell daddy what’s wrong? What I can do to help?”

Hisako sighs and fiddles with her tiny fingers. Atsumu nods softly in encouragement, ready for his babygirl to confide in her favorite person and reach a resolution that would help them both through the day, and-

“It’s you, daddy.”

Uh.

What.

“Excuse me!”

“It’s you!” She whines again, her legs kicking out in her seat for emphasis.

Atsumu is convinced he’s never been more offended in his life. He knows his little girl could be a tiny devil, she was her father’s spawn, but this?

Horrendous betrayal.

“What the heck did I do!”

“Other than breathin’, nothin’!” She grumbles, the scowl on her lip out once again. “You just get on my nerves sometimes!”

“You little-!” He unbuckles himself to fully turn in his seat. “You don’t even know what that means, okay?!”

“Uh-huh I do!” She crosses her tiny arms, “you get on uncle ‘samu’s nerves all t’ time! He tells me!! He goes ‘your dad’s real good at gettin’ on my nerves!’” She huffs, “and now I ‘gree!”

“That’s not-! That’s-! You’re-!” While Atsumu scrambles for words, Hisako is blinking at him with the most wide, angry eyes, and he growls deep in his throat when he can’t find the words to convey how salty he is. Scrambling, he escapes his way out of the car to open the door to his back seat, brows furrowed.

“I hope you have the day you deserve!” He snips, fingers diving in to tickle her sides and up to her neck, and he tries not to soften at the sound of her laughter. “I hope, that none of your markers work, and all of your crayons are broken, and all your letters are messed up!” Tiny hands shove at his, bouncing in her seat to try and fight him away.

“Daddy, no!” She squeals.

“I hope that all your papers get crinkled, and I hope the lunch uncle Osamu packed you doesn’t come with a note! I hope that your friends only want you to swing when you play jump rope, and I hope you get sand in your shoe in the sandbox, you little snot!”

With that, he retracts his hands and unbuckles her seat, still trying to keep an angry facade, despite the fact that seeing her smile is more than enough to break that feeling. Quickly, Atsumu unbuckles her seat and pulls her up and out of the car, passing her backpack to her with a tiny ruffle of her hair. “Get outta here.”

Atsumu cards his hair back and looks to the sky for whoever was listening for patience, but that silent prayer is interrupted by a gentle tug on his sweatpants.

“What?”

She flashes him her biggest set of puppy eyes, and Atsumu quirks a brow. “You didn’t give me a hug…” her fingers clasp in front of her innocently. “‘N I don’t like that. You still give mommy hugs when she mad at you.”

The vein in his forehead throbs but he chuckles at his little girl’s words, because sure, maybe she is right, the little shit. He bends down to scoop her into his big arms, squeezing her tight with a playful groan of effort while she curls her arms around his neck.

“I do hope you have a good day, princess,” he hums, kissing her temple. “Even if I made you mad this morning with my breathing.” Hisako giggles into his neck, and with another kiss to her head, he finally puts her down and sends her back off with her teacher, sighing at the little terror he calls his daughter.

He gets back in the car. He picks up his phone. Immediately, his fingers fly over the keyboard to dial his brothers number.

“It’s 7 in the morning, one of ya better be dying-“

“YOU TELL YOUR NIECE I GET ON YOUR NERVES?”

There’s a beat of silence. Then, he hears his twin, his younger twin, the twin he should’ve eaten in the womb, chuckle.

“Yeah,” he says cooly, like this hasn’t been the lead cause of chaos for the first four hours of Atsumu’s day.

“Sometimes, you manage to piss me off with just breathin’, ‘tsumu.”

based on this tiktok hehehe

#dad!atsumu having a menace for a daughter is such delicious food #like she’s so cute and so sweet but she still is an absolute monster when she wants to be PFFFFFF- #dad!atsumu #atsumu miya #atsumu miya fluff #atsumu miya x reader #atsumu miya x f!reader #< implied #atsumu miya x reader fluff #atsumu miya imagine #atsumu miya haikyuu #miya atsumu #miya atsumu fluff #miya atsumu x reader #miya atsumu x f!reader #miya atsumu x reader fluff #miya atsumu imagine #miya atsumu haikyuu #haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x f!reader #haikyuu x female reader #haikyuu x yn #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x you #dad!au #dad!atsumu miya #dad!haikyuu