Hello, world!
It's so sad Hazbin antis have such problems with it and vivzie, or their stories which makes them dislike the show. Anyways I can't make a constructive criticism right now so have this instead:
Ps: this is kinda serious kinda not, and I also have not watched hazbin and I'm not planning to change that ever, anyway, let's begin!
So Base Pac-man at the end of his show has many strengths, combined with power pellets which make him quite powerful, which include:
*Smacking and throwing small buildings with his tongue
*Reacting to multiple lasers larger than himslef in the air
*Making a kirby-esque inhale attack to suck multiple ghosts (opponents) at once
*Is a martial arts expert in a mystic fighting style called Pac-fu, capable of beating its prior greatest user now a ghost
*With same training his speed is at base enough to make afterimages
*Also speed enough to catch up with ghosts capable of travelling to space in minutes
*His pimple ooze can seal holes through space and time (don't ask watch the show)
*innate cloning via Pac-fu
*Has been referenced to terrify cosmic reality-warpers known as "the overlords"
*Resistance to heat and the vaccum of space
*Strong enough to fistfight netherworld monsters via scaling to spiral (his friend)
*His mouth is powerful enough to eat a fully stone statue AT LEAST, and has eaten a sandwich the size of a town as a SNACK
*Most importantly: Can eat ghosts, or in this case, SOULS. You see where I'm getting at?
WITH POWER BERRIES:
*First of all his berries stack so he can use multiple powers SIMULTANOUSLY
*Almost all regular berries give him true flight
*Pyrokinesis via fire berry, shown to be able to even disintegrate ghosts and beat netherworld dragons AND rival an alien spaceship
*Cryokinesis via ice berry, capable of freezing an entire tornado made of ghosts at ONCE, immobilizing them on spot, something no hazbin character has shown resistance to (to my knowledge)
*Titanium berry gives him a Magnetized tongue and obvious resistant metallic body
*Invisibility via chameleon berry
*Magic abilities and countering via wizard berry (also includes mild reality warping)
*Great size and strength increases via growth berries, being able to beat war vehicles as a BABY (most known transformation is Pac-zilla)
*Franken berry which gives him electrokinesis
*Genius intellect via nerd berry (uhm actually🤓)
*Planetoid-size transformation with atmosphere and gravitational pull
*Speed increase via speed berries
*kung-fu berries for improved combat
*Tornado berry capable of creating great tornadoes
*Remember all those powers can STACK and he can change them at will or use them simultaneously?
Miscellaneous:
*Ghosts have been able to make direct contact with glowing-hot asteroids with no damage
*Pac-man survived being sent to the past through a wormhole at immeasurable speed without protection
*His base intelligence is enough to pilot a super-advanced lightyear spanning space shuttle
*He literally burped so hard once he MOVED a black hole multiple light years away
*There are many, oh so many more power berries I forgot about
If you enjoyed this or have counter arguments please let me know! I love you all!
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Ok but we deserve a reboot to angry birds that is mechanically complex, whether it be a 3d platformer, a 3rd person shooter, a GTA style open world game whatever.
Because ultimately the classic angry birds games are fun mobile games with great charecters but they've been doing the same physics based puzzle games for the last 10 years. And not that there's anything wrong with that just it's gotten kinda stale. And I think that in order to be relevant we need an angry birds reboot that's like a full blown game.
Like look at donkey Kong, pacman, and frogger. All classic arcade games. But what truly defines those franchises is their platformer reboots. While yes they were great games they were just simple and in order to evolve we got bangin platformers. The reason why I'm still a fan of those franchises is bc of donkey Kong country, pac man world/ghostly adventures, and the frogger legends games (not you frogger the great quest your gross) these reboots defined these franchises instead of being relagated to simple arcade games.
Or hell look at plants vs zombies garden warfare. PvZ was simalarly a simple mobile game but it got a full blown 3rd person shooter.
Or hell the FNAF series started out relatively simple with the first 3 games and became more complex with sister location. I don't think FNAF would still have fans if it stuck to the style of the first 3 games.
I have nothing against simplistic arcadey pick up and play games I just think for a simplistic game to truly evolve it needs to become more mechanically complex.
It just sucks bc one of my first major obsessions was angry birds and I kinda fell off when I realized the games are just essentially level packs to the original angry birds. There is nothing wrong with that I just wish that there was a 3d platformer with these charecters or an over the top 3rd person shooter like Splatoon or ratchet and clank, or a kid friendly GTA clone where you build cars out of wood and sticks and drive around an open world.
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