#Ps this is just a joke

[xxradzxx]

Here, Let me help you expand your music taste

If you listen to: Metal, Emo, Post hardcore, Ska, Pop punk, Alternative rock, or the bands Mr. Bungle, Millionares, or Ado

I recommend listening to: a mental health expert

#Ps this is just a joke #Don't come at me #Alternative rock #Emo #post hardcore #Ska #metal #Pop punk #mr bungle #Millionares #Ado #music #mental health

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[vanlegion]

#RVB #rvb #Red vs Blue #dexter grif #Epsilon church #a pinch of salt #But srsly just a joke meme #S19 looks like it's gonna be badass with all those sexy animations #but im still a tiny bit bitter we are gonna lose seasons15-17(18) #it just doesnt make sense to me #so many real moments #and not just with my two favs but with others as well #Red Team never gets nice things like Plot Advancement #i have an idea for an art piece and i need to get it out asap #my biggest hope is perhaps whatever happens doesn't happen right away. . . and after they win the fight they still party #like a calm before the shitstorm #they win #they party #then maybe everyone leave chorus? #THEN things go sideways? #Dunno... but we'll see soon enough #PS Yes I know Donut was also like the Duotagonist for 15-17 #which again #Red Team Problems ; u ;

[fleetwoodmar]

happy not english for christmas to all those who celebrate!

#black sails #i'd make this a gifset but adobe has locked me out of ps and icba to fix it #the watermark ... pls dont hate me i just want make joke #blacksailsedit #tv: black sails. #** mine.

[mylas-stash]

how hasn't anyone posted about this years glorious bugsnax april fools announcement on tumblr...

#ITS SO SILLY #sorry im just like. feeling super autistic right now lol #bugsnax #octodad #not art #ps. the crossover music in this kinda goes hard jokes aside lmao #would loooove to hear the full thing

[robotsandramblings]

the atrocities are part of him and i've decided they're hot

#no i don't condone your terrible actions. yes i would like you to come over tonight. #please no arguments about brainwashing and chips this is literally just a fun joke about how ridiculously hot these pixel men are #crosshair #commander wolffe #the bad batch #bad batch spoilers #star wars #silly nilly #ps i am unabashedly BOTH of these hgfdfghjk #croshair was HOT in his imperial armor You Can't Change My Mind

[scrybe-of-tech-p03]

= SECRET SPECIAL INTEREST =

#doodle #inscryption #p03 #g0lly #(( This has been in my head for days now you can SUFFER MY NOT FUNNY JOKE SUFFER PERISH!! #(( PS: Why yes I am working on G0lly replies just let me have this...

[nostalgia-tblr]

"are people not into that?" i ask, after posting my weird niche shit to the internet, despite knowing it to be weird niche shit.

#jsyk sylkius or anything adjacent to it does not “Do Numbers” in any way and i observed this some time ago #i assume that's the “rival ships” element at work but who knows really #that sort of thing is like femslash in that everyone approves of it but nobody actually reads or writes it #but who would have thought sylvie beating loki with a stick would not bring in droves of readers???! shocking twist there! #& i don't consider sifki a rarepair but my rarepair standards are VERY strict like if there's >5 fics a pairing is basically mainstream #chasing popularity would annoy me though & i just don't have the mental spoons to try writing stuff i wouldn't personally read #yeah i *could* put my blorbos to work in a coffee shop but what cost to my own enjoyment levels? AT WHAT COST FANGELA??? #you can't please everyone so you may as well just please yourself and if anyone else likes it you've found some fellow freaks so yay #i don't mean please yourself in a wanking sense. though feel free to do that too it probably counts as a cardio workout idk. #BUT ANYWAY #fic related #ps i am v glad there's the “warning: loki” tag because i think/hope it acts as a filter for 'he did nothing wrong in his life ever' types #who are Valid & etc obviously but i write my morally grey characters to be morally grey and the tag might help avoid conflict #though tbh i write almost every character to be morally grey in some way so i can't claim to have left my comfort zone here #(i'm not joking when i say the 1987-89 run of Dr Who shaped my entire future fannish life from a young and apparently v impressionable age)

[skeletronza]

i like to play with my touys. (last drawing based off this ⬇️)

#d20 fantasy high #doodle #adaine abernant #fig faeth #figueroth faeth #fabian aramais seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #my freshyr fabian doesnt look like that but i couldnt pass up the oppotunity to poke fun at trying to look white when ur younger as a poc #myself included before yall think im white NIGHTMAREEEEE #i wouldve assigned all of them favorite vocaloid Ps buuuut i forgot. #i put mitchiem as kristens bc i dont think she would realistically be all that into it or at least just surface level #and who better than mitchiem #suicide joke tw #is that like a tag idfk #sorry im a fabianhead i gotta poke fun at him always #there was a thistlecaster doodle too bc ive been pilled since sophyr but it was so fucking ugly. perhaps in another lifetime

[mabaki]

This was supposed to be another "joke" art LMAO

#gw2 #guildwars2 #guild wars 2 #sylvari #mabaki #my art #no for real this was supposed to just be a sketch BUT NO LMAO “one hour sketch one hour i swear” no it became TWO AAAAA #YOU KNOW THE SKIN YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOW WHICH SKIN THIS IS LMAO thats why im adding the gw2 tag BYE SORRYYYYY #alr im leaning into the joke here too now its the tiddy booba man here he is in all his glory my god #in hindsight there's a lot i could fix here but I WAS SPEEDRUNNING LMAO #PS Theryn i know you see this #thanks for enabling me man LMAO #sketch color

[ma-mariarie243]

boy stuff

#Ps. That is NOT MEIKO #Its rin #I just put “MEIKO” because i was drawing and my friend said “is that meiko???” (As a joke ofc) #Anyway headcannon that len & kaito knit when they hang out real #Its boy stuff #vocaloid #kaito vocaloid #kagamine len #kagamine rin #my art #comic i made during school :] #Sorry it looks pixelated #This had to be put through 200 different things so i could get the darn yellow light of my room out of the comic :(

[vanlegion]

After careful thought...

I am now convinced RVB is, in a nutshell at its core, two twenty year long dimetric slowburn romance tropes comprised of viewing each from the lens of 'I'd die for you/I'd live for you' while accounting for the repercussions of those choices on the lives of those around them while also examining at the same time the 'Inability to let go/ever start' and how it ultimately locks your mind in a perpetual state of 'What if?' without taking the risk of DOING all by asking the simple fucking question

Ever wonder why we're here?

#But with Space Marines and War and PTSD #RvB #Chex #Grimmons #I'm mostly being silly about this #but i mean.... I don't think I'm technically wrong #Obvi there's a whole hell of a lot more #but eh just trying to joke a little here #But HOLY HELL Binging this show in three days was insane #I'd watched it ages ago up to like S10 but this time I went through ever season and damn it's just... become something so much MORE #Church #Tex #Griff #Simmons #I have a lot of feels for these dumb fucks #I hate 19 is the end... feels so off... wish they could have done an even 20. #I also don't buy this whole retcon thing... like... it makes no sense #but that's another post entirely #Red vs Blue #ps Church and Griff are pretty much the same brand of asshole and I think that's why they are my favs... Ngl

[paperlovesadness]

Seeing people fangirl about Alex Turner on other platforms just seems... off to me (I'm sorry)

But like.... He belongs to Miles Kane first.

Himself second.

The Tumblr Girlies* third

It's simple.

*Girlies meant in an ungendered way

#I don't know what it is. I only trust the Tumblrinas with him #2014/golden era Tumblr claimed him and we now just have rights #also #I don't really have much against tiktok - like I know many do. I thibk there are really pure nice sides to it #but... just... the Ageism there js scary. #the way these 13-16 year olds call Alex a grandpa TRIGGERS me #(they still thirst though) #(and rhen turn around and act ageist towards 25+ people who are really the core AM fanbase. scary world) #PS yes this is a jokey joke - I don't seriously condone gatekeeping okay?

[bea28]

Once I'm gone

Once i'm gone, if you wish to know a little more about me, you may read the books i've left behind. In them you'll find all the lives i've lived and all the characters i've known. You may find my mind in the form of my annotations, you may find my heart in the form of all the characters i've loved, you may find my happiness in the form of all the adventures and feelings those books hold, and you may find me in there too, because those books made me who i am, taught me what i know and shaped me into the person you know.

So once i'm gone, look for me in my other lives, look for me in my books. You'll find me there, reliving all my adventures in the form of memory. Because i've left a little bit of myself in every book i've ever read and i created a little bit of who i am with each one of those books as well.

#please just ignore the smutt if you do read it #thanks #and a tip of mine is: if the tittle is the littlest bit questionable DO NOT i repeat DO NOT OPEN IT! #and DO NOT trust the covers #they can be very deceiving #here are some good series for you #boys of tommen #all for the game #caraval #a court of thorns and roses #the raven cycle #perfectly imperfect #heartstopper #and if you are my best friend read the Ice Planet Barbarians series #you'll LOVE IT #it's very interesting #:))) <3 #(ps: when you get the joke you better not piss on my grave for it kjdnkjadncj) #relax im NOT unalaving myself #just had an idea i thought would be fun and started writing #my tbr is way too long for unalaving

[superskullz64]

Been playing Mario and Luigi Super Star Saga on NSO. Why does no one talk about her

#ps i havent made it to Jokes End yet tho im only in Hoohoo mountain #just remembered her #she was my fave along with fawful and peasely #mario #mario and luigi #mario and luigi superstar saga #jojora #oh yeah i was also obsessed with popple for some reason #blah blah

[doyouknowthemossinman]

here’s a page full of sillies before i drive home without any art tools lol

closeups + 1 bonus from the other page:

#treewords #mossarts #i could perhaps be convinced to clean these up in ps but idk #depends how i feel after our fantasy draft monday #i strive to own any of these sweaters #also hc that none of the fazgang ever get around to asking where danny went to college #so it becomes another running joke that he shows up in fake college gear #he’s so committed to the bit that he just stops wearing his real college tees n stuff #also also max coping all the time with being dead is such good angst so tasty i love it #but him making it a joke is so good also #he’s like yeah i died before cell phones #and that means my brain rotted naturally instead of twitter doing it for me #kga #knight guard au #mike schmidt #max afton #danny fitzgerald #i love them and think about them constantly