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outsidersandlostboys · 9 months

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Sorry everyone I got busy,

Anyways let the chaos reign of these attractive vampire bois! (Part 6) Thank you again for your support!

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David: man I’m stressed

Y/n: oh maybe have a nap or…

David: *eats a cigarette*

Y/n: that…

David: I feel better already

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Marko: *hanging upside down* I wish I could hug y/n rn…

Y/n: I’m down here you bastard

Marko: it’s almost like I could still hear their voice

Y/n: Fine, no hugs for you, you wannabe sticky hand

Marko: RUDE

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David: I found an old liquor cabinet

Dwayne: and?

David: It’s empty

Dwayne: why are you drunk then?

David: oh I never said it was empty when I found it, but I sure left it that way

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Paul: what’s it called when you drink a lot but then realized you’ve drunk a lot, so you just drink more to finish the bottle?

Marko: alcohol saving?

Y/n: not wasting while being wasted?

Dwayne: Alcoholism. That is Alcoholism.

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(Not really a incorrect quote but ye)

Dwayne: Father of the Year

Max: Not Father of the Year

David: Wine Mom

Paul: Weed Uncle

Marko: Fruity Tootie Uncle

Y/n: Overwhelmed Child

Star: Crystal Aunt

Laddie: Unproblematic Child

Michael: The normal one

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Y/n: I would like everyone to know that my stomach hurts but I’m being very brave about it

The boys: *clapping*

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Y/n: guess how I fell for a girl on the boardwalk guys

Paul: Boobs?

Marko: Ass?

Dwayne: Thighs and personality?

David: All of those things?

Y/n: Wrong! She tripped me…

Star: god dammit Y/n

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Y/n: *showing affection to David*

David: what is this horrendous thing

Y/n: Affection.

David: Disgusting. Do it more.

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Star: Y’know, you shouldn’t trust Y/n to teach Max modern slang

Paul: why not?

Star: He just referred to him feeding on someone as a “slay moment”

Marko: that makes me trust Y/n more

Max: period.

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Max: I’m proud of you Y/n, have a star sticker

Y/n: my fatherly issues just kicked in and I now have the reflex to cry

Max: holy shit-

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*Y/n arguing with Dwayne*

Y/n: BITE ME MOTHERFUCKER

Dwayne: ok

Y/n: WAIT NO

Dwayne: C’mere Y/n

Y/n: DAVID HELP HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA BITE ME

David: without me?

Y/n: WELL SCREW YOU TOO

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David: I just smoked a whole two packs in a row

Y/n: you okay dude?

David: I cough spicily

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That’s all I could come up with rn. Sorry this took forever, I’m not very funny so I be trying to find funny stuff to match the boys.

I got caught up in life things.

Thank you for your support on these ♥️

I appreciate it :)

#the lost boys #i love them #david the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #marko the lost boys #the lost boys x reader #paul the lost boys #i appreciate you #so fruity #vampire

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spicybookss · 1 year

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Say what you want, this picture out of context is pretty fruity..

#king edmund the just #caspian x edmund #casmund #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #they're so gay #so fruity

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marvelsgirl616 · 20 days

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and if I said they were the best duo in the show 👀

#rudy pankow #jj maybank #jonathan daviss #pope heyward #pope x jj #outer banks #outer banks icons #so fruity #the way they look at each other #obx #obx cast #obx imagine #the pogues #obx pogues #outer banks pogues #pogues for life

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sincericida · 3 months

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Peter 3, why do you have to be so cute and soft (hot)?

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appledashbitch · 5 months

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LOOK Y’ALL i may be a ride or die appledash bitch BUT!! i do NOT deny the fruit when i see it. there is fruit. and i love it. you’re telling me they introduce two m*n who look EXACTLY like rarity and AJ and get the girls to have crushes on them???

oh lord the lore has advanced so much since i was in the fandom 10 years ago 🧍‍♀️

#my litte pony friendship is magic #my little pony #rarijack #rarity #applejack #gay girlies #so fruity

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punkclownfreak · 5 months

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“things aren’t looking good for us, ladies,” says zoro, hand on his hip, striking “the perfect pose”

#in ep 75 #so fruity #one piece #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece liveblog #one piece posting

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landoscodium · 8 months

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i'm actually about to sob oh my lord mclaren 2-3 and oscar has never raced at japan before this weekend oh the fic is writing ITSELF

#landoscar #bla bla soulmates bla bla #also. am i going crazy.#or did landoscar have a wee hug.#screaming crying throwing up #pretty sure lando touched his arse as well #so fruity #f1 #mctwinks #twinklaren

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chiosblog · 4 months

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Why are they so 🌈🌈??

Ehm guys... You're being too obvious right in the middle of the hallway

#starsky and hutch #s3ep5 #murder ward #sheeesh #so fruity

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dr3c0mix · 2 years

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Hallow redesign motherfuckers!! >:)

We changed him from chocolate to strawberry flavored, not just sweeter but fruitier too

Im not kidding he looks so gay now-

#art #clown oc #original character #clown husbandry #clown doll #clownin' around #askthehouse #look at him #look at my baby #so fruity #strawberry #this man #slayyyyy #slay queen #pop off

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nfukushimx · 2 years

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nancy putting make up on robin happened like this and no one can change my mind.

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outsidersandlostboys · 1 year

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We’re on the fifth one now (I think)

Thank you all on your support of these! 🤟

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Y/n: You look like a mess

David: very funny pick on the guy WHO CAN’T SEE HIS REFLECTION Y/N GEEZ

Y/n: Therapy. Therapy is your Christmas gift this year.

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Y/n: Fire is just chilled out electricity

Dwayne: Y/n I don’t think that makes sense

Paul (high): nah it makes total sense bro

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David: you’re music taste is overrated Y/n

Y/n: and so is smoking but I’m not judging you for the fact that you could stop smoking and could still have lungs left in your decaying body.

David: …

Star: Damn Y/n..

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Marko: I wanna eat drywall, it looks crunchy

Paul: dude, it would taste so good, and it’s like eating those dipping candies

Y/n: *bites wall* I’ve been lied to

Dwayne: Y/n what the fuck

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Max: I don’t play favourites

Y/n: then why is there a drawing from Dwayne put higher up than Marko’s and David’s? In fact why is Paul higher up than David?

Max: …They were placed like that randomly..

Y/n: Dwayne isn’t even a golden child! Yesterday he flipped all your shirts inside out and then tried to hide a spider in the closet!

Max: but he doesn’t smoke

Y/n: oh really?

Dwayne: *high as a kite* Whoa, were your walls always this white Max?

Max: fucks sake

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David: I take pride in being the badass one

Paul: and I take pride in being the goofy one

Marko: Being cool looking is mine

Dwayne: I take pride in being taller than any of you

Paul: that’s weird dude

Y/n: yeah take that you tree

David: you’re at least to his shoulder Y/n, I wouldn’t be surprised if you turned into tree stump

Y/n: I hope your blood circulation sucks

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Y/n: I ate a penny

David: Y/n, What. The. Fuck.

Paul: what did it taste like?

Y/n: blood

David: WAHT?

Dwayne: like metal you mean?

Y/n: yeah but I don’t think we have copper in our blood

David: how the fuck do you know what specific metals are in our blood but decide to eat a penny?

Y/n: why not?

Marko: yeah David why not?

David: …

David: I’m going to strangle all of you

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Paul: I got stabbed

Dwayne: what?!

David: how the heck did you get stabbed?!

Paul: well a guy came up to me with a knife and I said “what are you gonna do? Stab me?” And he did

Marko: well I mean he did stab you

Y/n: yeah I dunno what you were expecting him to do…

Paul: obviously kiss me y/n jeez

Y/n: oh shit, you right

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Thank you all for your support on these, I really love making them ❤️

#the lost boys #i love them #david the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #marko the lost boys #the lost boys x reader #i appreciate you #paul the lost boys #slayyyyy #vampire #so fruity

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goodtimeswithollie · 1 year

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I’m never gonna get over this sketch of Jack I did that was meant for a tiktok I never made,, he looks so fruity

#so fruity #sosososososooo fruity #just dance 2023 #just dance #jd jack rose #fanart

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mmeila · 2 years

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us in every Steddie and Ronance scene:

#steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #ronance #the fruity four #stranger things #st4 #feeling fruity #so fruity #fruity mf

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kalgalen · 11 months

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i understand why all the asscreed girlies are so obsessed with ezio. ive seen the light.

#the double assassinations r. how do u say #Hot.#i also understand why he's shipped with leonardo damn #so fruity #perso

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sincericida · 1 year

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ANDREW GARFIELD (so fruity) as Prior Walter in *Angels In America" | 2018

#andrew garfield #angels in america #prior walter #so fruity #the angels in america era was something else #theatre #peter parker #spider man #tasm #the amazing spider man #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #sincericida

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warrior-cats-junk · 2 months

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We had to write stories and mine was a tad bit gay but not mentioned and WHILE I WAS ABSENT THE WHOLE FUCKING CLASS READ IT

I can’t even make this shit up IN THE TWO DAYS I was absent he printed and put stories out even though NONE OF US HAD THE OPTION TO STAY ANONYMOUS AND IM CRYING???

it was so fruity…and had a Free Birds reference…end me…

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