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moonshroooms · 2 years
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Unexpected thing about Dracula: I love how often people tell their friends "I love you." The men say it just as often as the women. It's said often in both casual and dire situations, loud and boisterous and genuine. It's really refreshing compared to how some people act nowadays, that I love yous are meant to be strictly romantic or familial. I wonder where exactly in the nearly 100 years since this book came out that things started to shift?
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nagalias-mindscape · 6 months
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Sis: Go make your dnd character in Baldur's Gate or something.
Me: The harengon, or the tiefling? or my retired aarakocra?
Sis: Tiefling, dumbass. I want to see what you can do with that.
Me: I'm not going to make a new character just to roleplay a character I can't do correctly. My only bard- who happens to be a tiefling- is the dark urge, which is far darker than Medli is actually is, no matter the airs she puts on. Also, Med's perma blind. Can't do that to my BG3 character.
Sis: Not without mods, you can't. Bet you someone's already come out for something like that.
Me: Get me the mods required and I'll do the damn thing, bitch. I'll even romance and ascend the damn vampire for you.
#text#dnd story#tag story#so a bit about that aarakocra. It was hilarious.#it was an acquisitions incorporated inspired campaign that got canceled because life got in the way for everyone#but my little Errk was the cartographer of the group#and a rouge who would often attack enemies from the air with her bow#(aarakocra can fly all day and night if they have the right kind of altitude since their wings can lock in place and they can glide)#(something about air currents and being extremely light and whatnot)#but- and this is important#being the cartographer meant that Errk also had to deal with transportation vehicles.#the bird with almost limitless flight had to buy and manage transportation for everyone else!#(150ft flight speed in a single turn with dash action + cunning action bonus dash)#(and being so high above everyone meant that enemies had disadvantage on hitting them as they was usually out of attack range.)#ALSO#Errk's talons also did a 1d4-1 damage to enemies#so occasionally they would end up getting a nat 20 with a whopping 0 critical damage#just imagine getting bitch slapped by a bird with talons and then realizing that... nothing happened.#no pain#no discomfort beyond being tied up and glowered down at by a bird-person#who happened to have body-chucked you into a tree via high speed race through a forest#and they just slapped you for 0 damage#and probably just broke a point on said talons because their strength stat was an 8 (-1).#(would have been so much better if their strength was a -2 modifier. Errk roulette! Will you take damage or none or get healed 1 hit point?#lords help you if you saw them with their bow though#because a +8 to initiative and a +5 to hit meant that they usually were hitting things right off the bat#and being however odd feet in the air above meant they could just let gravity to most of the work with their range#did occasionally suffer a penalty for that kind of attack but the DM did allow Errk to bypass the normal bow range that way#and their alert feat meant that they weren't ever caught off guard even if they weren't focusing on whats around them#FUN FACT! Errk is only 5.
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excalisbury · 2 years
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Something y’all here on tumblr may not know about me is that I’m a little bit obsessed with the Supreme Court and have been since I was a teen (with a little break in my earliest 20s for the all-subsuming gauntlet of architecture school). Anyway these days I have to sort of build up my resilience to horrible things before I go listen to my Supreme Court podcasts and read my Supreme Court articles.
And today. I thought I was ready. I though I was ready but I Was Not Ready. For Sackett v EPA
BRB crying about wetlands…..
(not the best article about it but some context)
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sunnyeggoup · 2 years
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Thought about this comic the other day
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descendant-of-truth · 9 months
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Shipping is fun and all but I swear every single time someone makes a comment, whether as a joke or in a legitimate analysis, about there being "no other explanation" for a pair's interactions, I lose just a bit more of my sanity
Like, no, you guys don't get it. Romance is not about the Amount of devotion, it's about the COLOR. the FLAVOR of it all. a character can be just as devoted to their platonic friend as they are to their romantic partner, and they don't love either of them more, just differently.
But because the majority of people still have it stuck in their minds that romance exists on the highest tier of love, I'm stuck seeing endless takes that boil down to "these two care about each other too much for it to NOT be romantic" as if that's the core determining factor to how literally any of this works
In conclusion: stop telling me that I don't understand the story if I don't interpret the leads as romantic, I am TIRED
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salamispots · 8 months
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dream wip
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muppetfreak · 4 months
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Mr. Riordan, it is truly a pleasure getting to experience your second draft.
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dunmeshistash · 21 days
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Dungeon Meshi - Kuro & Mickbell extras
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egguv · 2 months
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no reflection needed.
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Diversity win! Both F/F and M/M shippers are ignoring the story for the sake of shipping
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moonshroooms · 2 years
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My baby nephew, upon me and not his mama picking him up from school, AGAIN: you need to stop being here :/
Me:
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alectology-archive · 1 year
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most annoying breed of author is actually someone who doesn’t respect a genre and sets out to subvert it.
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cherubytes · 3 months
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salemoleander · 6 months
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I am BARELY resisting going full red-strings-corkboard on this season. And by barely resisting I mean not resisting at all here is an extremely long list of the events those pins would be marking out.
BigB getting a Task that was a different color than everyone else's. It's not just a randomly assigned Hard Task, bc Scar rerolled for a Hard Task and his was also just a white envelope. It's fundamentally different.
That task taking BigB away from socialization, and seemingly being an incredibly time-consuming and dull request. Of profound disinterest to any watchers.
The phrasing of his Task!!
Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.
Everyone else's are direct and formal - the only one with more than one sentence was Skizz's, with the rule clarification of "One attempt only." Bigb's Task is four short abrupt sentences. It is also the only Task to contain extraneous information, 'Make it your base if you want.' The requirements (at least 3x3) feel like an afterthought to mimic the numerical/specific demands of the other tasks.
Evo symbol on the face of the Secret Keeper statue.
The fact that there's a statue at all; the fact that there is a physical representation of what is assigning tasks that everyone must complete, when previously everything was always handled via commands and unseen RNG.
Grian talking to the statue, and (bc of his Actual Role as game organizer) acting as a mediator for the impartial decisions handed down, speaking for it.
Grian making one last bad joke and saying he doesn't know if it counted or not- depends on whether we the audience laughed.
Grian asking for task recommendations from the audience. The watchers are making the tasks. The Watchers are making the tasks.
Again I could be off-base, and I'm not usually even that smitten with bringing in Evo lore. I don't want a Big Bad really...but. It feels like something very unusual and intentional and cool is happening in this series. And I'd guess we'll know if theres something going on once we have more than one data point.
My largely unfounded suspicion is that there is another being (maybe Listeners, maybe something else) trying to reach out to the Players via decoy Tasks, and BigB was the first recipient. Get them alone, make them of disinterest to the watchers, and tell them something we don't get to know.
Because that's the really, really fucking cool part (if my wacky theory is remotely right): We're the bad guys. We're the ones giving out tasks - hell, we're the ones actively brainstorming harder and crueller tasks in Grian's comments!
If they actually made a story where the Players have to keep secrets from us I will be delighted. Bc that is the same genius bullshit that made Evo Watcher lore so fun
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thatdamnokie · 1 year
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i love you fairy tales i love you folklore i love you myths i love you stories as old as humanity itself i love you oral traditions i love you characters carried through time on my ancestors’ tongues i love you story i’ve seen a million ways and want to see a million more i love you archetypes i love—
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shiny-eyed-corvid · 16 days
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things found on the ground during my California road trip
favorite finds: a stone dolphin pendant found at the San Diego Zoo and a mysterious charm reading “Three Potato Four” from the streets of San Francisco
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