#Vegeta: I am not cute!!

[ap-kinda-lit]

I refuse to believe Bulma would not be giddy about seeing Vegeta as a kid. She would go into fangirl mode because her hunky badman hubby was a tiny stray kitten crossed with an angry gnome.

#she would scoop him up and smother him with hugs and kisses #and Vegeta would just be screeching and hissing the whole time #Vegeta: I am not cute!! #Bulma: the angrier you get the cuter you are! #dragon ball z #dragon ball super #dragon ball daima #dbs #dbz #vegebul #Vegeta #Bulma #bulma briefs

[thoughtfulzombienerd]

First time drawing Vegeta, I think for a first time I did a pretty decent job.

The Dbz scene I used as a reference will be below.

#dbz #dragon ball #vegeta #prince vegeta #I doubt you can guess how many times I redid this drawing #am i the only one who thinks any scene with vegeta is weirdly cute? #like even when he's killing it's cute #Wtf

[bruttomisandro]

Dragon Ball fandom that read super, why the fuck Goku and Vegeta trains for two/ almost three years non stop without visiting family once? I was shocked reading superhero, that was so unnecessary

#son family #dragon ball #dragon ball super #also quality writing is even worse than usual i am sorry wtf means freezer randomically closing an arc like that #granolah is perfect through #also bardock wishing for both his sons to strive #raditz did really strived... #and people complained about gt #also moro arc was so boring but he was indeed a cool villain #dbs has interesting and cool concepts #tbh i know why goku and vegeta dissapear for 2 years half #so goten and trunks can be the heroes #that is cute but dont need to be THREE YEARS #just them training on whis planet and since they need him to teleport #or maybe they dont anymore? #feel bad for pan #and bulla #trunks goten bulma chichi and gohan are used to their insanity #end rants #tbh is okay i just have to accept they are bad patriarch #but for me isnt that the issue IS THE STORY ITSELF NOT AKNOWLEDGING #people would call it realistic #and yeah this is why i hate it seeing pan being sad and then everything okah because my grandpa was the same always forgetting me

[antibioware]

Insane how Vegeta develops decent parental skills after Bra is born. Trunks must have SO MANY issues because of him poor fucking kid

#vegeta when trunks is born: oh this sucks. i dont want this. i am gonna wait 7 years before i acknowledge it as mine #Vegeta when bra is born: OH SHE'S CUTE. PROPER SAIYAN PRINCESS #poor fucking trunks!

[earl-of-221b]

I know DBZ and DBS showrunners want to have Kamehameha as Goku’s signature move because it’s cool and fun and flashy, but I wish they’d let the other original DB warriors use it too, because it’s all canon they learned it. Kamehameha is Master Roshi’s move, it’s a Turtle School technique that he taught to all his Turtle School students. The iconic orange gi is in fact martial art’s academy School of the Turtle uniform. Krillen knows Kamehameha. Yamcha knows Kamehameha. Tien isn’t from Turtle School but he actually learned Kamehameha by watching Roshi. Their Kamehamehas might not be as stupid powerful as Goku’s, who taught it to his stupid powerful sons, but they absolutely do know the technique.

#dragon ball #dbz #dbs #And also it's just super fun and cute when they use each other's moves #When Goku throws a destructo disk I am!!!!!!!!!!! #When Gohan used Special Beam Canon in DB: super hero #I melted -- that's piccolo's move #!!! #When next we see trunks fight he better be using gallick gun #Like future Trunks didn't have any discernible techniques other than his own - he's from a ruined future - where his dad died #To have current timeline trunks pull out shit like gallick gun and big bang attack #that would actually...speak so much. #That Vegeta taught it to him.

[superbattrash]

I don't know I sould curse you or thank you. I've never thought that Vegeta with long hair down would make me feel things but here we are.

I will forever and always push the blame to @jorongbak, but like. Affectionately. I didn’t know I needed and/or would feel things from Vegeta looking all handsome like that, but alas. I was proven wrong

I love being wrong sometimes

#fass I am telling you when I first saw the hair down Vegeta post I died #but in a good way #he’s so cute I can’t #mishask

[blueper-saiyan]

Every time I see a purring Saiyans headcanon I am once again tempted to use purring for angst lol. Actual cats don’t only purr when they’re happy, sometimes they will purr to self soothe if they’re very stressed or injured or sick. It lends itself nicely to a fic where Vegeta tries to hide that he’s injured and gets outted by purring (or, for bonus angst, it is not interpreted correctly and it’s assumed that he’s happy, same as people don’t realize cats do it when in distress). Or just putting it in a sad and angsty moment, as involuntary self-expression of a need for comfort, almost as bad as crying. Like, I understand why the purring thing gets used for like every nonhuman species ever because it is cute, but it has hidden evil potential and I’m still not bold enough to write any actual angst yet so I’m putting the idea out there in the meantime lol

#I’ve overthought this so much #I think the purring thing is a little silly but I want it used maliciously lol #I’ve thought about a fic that’s a set of different scenarios for purring ngl #It’s honestly not a headcanon I’m particularly convinced by in general though it feels too normal almost #If that makes sense at all #Does not prevent me from enjoying purring when I see it and wanting a fic that uses it for angst though lol #Also Saiyans have an animal motif canonically! #And it’s not cats! #I need to come up with some ideas that are actually themed around other primates for fun

[rose-riot-johnson]

Do you think that you could write a Trunks x Male Reader?

Well to be honest, Trunks is 1 of the characters I have in mind about, so I will definitely give writing the Trunks x Male Reader a shot😃👍

*I wasn't sure which image Trunks to pick out, so since I'm more familiar with Dragon Ball Z than I am with Dragon Ball Super, I picked out this image of Trunks😅

🗡️🍜His First Date With You🍜🗡️((Adult) Trunks x Male Reader)

Genres: Romantic Light Hearted Fluff

Trunks had a crush on you since college, however after the both of you graduated college together, one day you asked him out on a date, which he was surprised and excited about, so ofcourse he's going to tell you, "yes". He then asked, "Where would you like me to take you on a "first date", (Male Reader Name)?". You then happily, answered, "It's up to you, Trunks. I'm not picky on where eat honestly.".

After Trunks got home, he decided to dress up in a suit and tie. However, before he could even try to pick out a suit and tie, he got caught by someone who ended up peeping in his home accidently. It was non other than his father, Vegeta. His father then asked, "What do you think you're doing, trying to throw all of your clothes all over your room? Did I teach you to keep your room spotless? What's going on with you right now, Trunks?".

Trunks then told Vegeta, as he answered, "Well dad, there was this person I had a crush on since college, however after we graduated college together, my crush saw me walking in the park to ask me out on a date, so ofcourse I was going to say, yes. I tried asking him where he wants to eat, however he wants me to pick a place to eat and that he said he's not picky. The only problem is that I want to pick out a fancy restaurant for our "first date".". He then paused for a second before continued by asking, "What restaurant should I pick, dad?". Vegeta was puzzled by Trunks' question, as he then replied, "What? You're joking me? Why are you wanting to take your crush to a fancy restaurant on a first date for? When your mom and I started dating, I took her to our own version of McDonald's or even some cheap ramen places my first few dates with your mom! I haven't took her to anywhere fancy and expensive for our dates until after you were born...", as he then looked down at his shoes rubbing the back of his head. Trunks then replied back, "Understood dad...".

Later on that night, Trunks decided to take you to an expensive ramen place for his first date with you. This was your first time you got to eat ramen or anywheres expensive. You were looking at the menu, especially pertaining the prices. He notices you were looking at the prices, as he then happily, said, "Don't worry about the prices, (Male Reader Name). Just order what you want. I will pay for it.", giving you the thumbs up. You took his word for it, as you then ordered the ramen and what you wanted in your ramen.

Once the both of you got the ramen the both of you ordered, you asked, "So Trunks, what had you decide on taking me to yhe expensive ramen place, if you don't mind me asking?". Trunk then answered, "Well I wanted to take you to a nice place for our first date and I think my parents were rich... Even after I was born... And they still are... Anyways nevermind about my parents being rich... I take it, it's your first time in an expensive restaurant?". You replied back, "To be honest, not just an expensive restaurant, however it's also my first time in a ramen place, Trunks... I appreciate it... I just was wasn't expecting you to do that for me... I honestly found you cute... Which is why I asked you out and told you I'm not picky on where we eat... I was pretty much used to eating our version of McDonald's or eating at home, growing up... So, regardless where you take me on a date I still appreciate it...". Trunks had to think about what you and what his dad, Vegeta said earlier, then he replied again, "Well, I'm glad you liked it and would have been happy no matter which places I pick out for our dates, (Male Reader Name)... Maybe next time I will let you pick a place out for a next date, if that's alright with you.", as he smiled at you. You then said, "Sounds good to me, then. I would be more than happy to.".

Eversince that night of your first date with Trunks, the both you decided to start the relationship together. You knew you made the right decision to ask him out from this moment on. Trunks also knew he made the right choice on telling you, "yes", in the first place.

The End

Okay my Tumblr Peeps. I hope you like this Trunks fanfic I have written about😃👍I hope the tag is alright with you @helikal 😅Anyways I had fun writing this fanfic with Trunks in it and I hope you had fun reading this Trunks fanfic, as well😁👍

#trunks x reader #trunks x male reader #dragon ball series #dbz #request answered by rose riot johnson #rose riot answers #rose riot johnson #rose riot writings #fanfic written by rose riot johnson #romantic light hearted fluff #romantic #fluff #light hearted

[makoto-kaiser-blog]

🥳JACK EARNED HIS AUTISTIC LICENSE 🎉🎉🎉

HAPPY AUTISM AWARENESS MONTH EVERYONE, I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS CUTE LITTLE DRAWING I MADE OF JACK-O-MOON AND HIS UNCLE SUN^^

JACK IS ONE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTERS AND IS PRACTICAL A BABY A.I. LEARNING TO PROCESS HIS EMOTIONS AND SOCIAL CUES. I REALLY HOPE HE GETS THE LOVE AND CARE NEEDED FROM HIS FAMILY, ESPECIALLY AFTER ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS HE'S LEARNING IS GRIEF AFTER THE LOSS OF HIS CREATER/PARENT SOLAR. I HOPE AT THE VERY LEAST THEY LET HIM FIND COMFORT WITH HIS FRIEND VEGETA OR HAVE MOON GIVE HIM A ONE ON ONE DECISION ON EVERYTHING.

AS SOMEONE WHO HAS ADHD AND IS ON THE SPECTRUM MYSELF, I RELATE A LOT TO JACK AND HIS REPETITIVE BEHAVIORS AND SPEECH PATTERNS. I STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND AND PROCESS EMOTIONS MOST OF THE TIME AND CAN FLIP ON A DIME AT RANDOM, I ALSO HAVE MEMORY PROBLEMS AND CAN FORGET WHAT I AM DOING AND GET CONFUSED EASILY WHEN SPOKEN TO.

HERE IS THE SKETCH BEFORE ADDING SUN

P.S. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN TO THE GAME CANON DESIGNS OF DCA OUT OF PURE MEMORY SO IM PRETTY PROUD OF IT^^

I MIGHT COLOR IT LATER OR MAKE COPIES TO SET UP AS POSTERS FOR FUN^^

#fnaf security breach #fnaf #adhd post #fnaf security breach au #moondrop #sundrop #tsams #adhd problems #jack sun and moon show #sams jack o moon #tsams jack #jack sams #jack o moon tsams #autsim #autism awareness #autism awareness month #adhd #adhd brain #happy boi #fnaf dca #dca fandom #my art

[celticcatgirl2]

God I fucking hate Vegeta so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully smug, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid scrunkly face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking hairline? Who the hell makes a "bad boy" boy friend of the main girl with a hairline like that. His dumb short ass stumpy legs? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking POINTY HAIR STANDING UP IN ONE DIRECTION that no Saiyan has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Vegeta or an Vegeta gif or a shitty goddamn anime clip, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Vegeta the fuckshit monkey fucker, I am the prince of all Saiyans ". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like the grumpy troll from trolls world tour summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking creased forehead and your stupid, empty souless eyes and your over-the-top douchey ass arrogant asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking Shonen anime, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the Prince of all shitfucks is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking scouter. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional alien

#shut up alex #personal #dragon ball #shit post #shitpost #dragon ball z #dragon ball shitpost #dragon ball z shitpost #pro yamcha #yamcha positivity #yamcha #dragon ball shit post #dragon ball z shit post #anti vegeta #anti vegebul #vegebul critical #this is based on that one post about Olaf that’s a meme lol

[howlingday]

Well, since you've done DBZA, you've opened a Pandora Box of ideas, but for your sanity, I'll only choose a few:

-Tien Kikoho against Cell or any scene that involves two. Cell could be Cinder while Tien could be Winter.

-Cell's Perfect Song with Cinder singing it.

-Nappa 'Are we there yet' with Sun being Nappa and Blake Vegeta or the return of Ghost Nappa with Ghost Vegeta.

-Goku and Vegeta talking about the Spirit Bomb against Buu or Vegeta insulting Goku for not grabbing Gohan when Buu exploded the Earth. Ruby and Cinder could be those two respectively.

-SSJ2 Gohan's red flag. Yang could be Gohan and Goku could be Raven in this case

You dare challenge me with DBZA? Foolish... You've yet to witness my true power, and you still beg for annihilation. Very well... WITNESS OBLARITY! ...You know, like oblivion and hilarity and- Oh, forget it! Here's RWBY as Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

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Winter: NOT YET!

Cinder: Hm? Oh my god, it's Winter! What, was Jaune busy?

Winter: GRR!

Cinder: Come on, sweetheart. You can't be serious. With your power scaling? You're barely a maiden! You're not a wizard! And you're certainly no Silver Eyed Warrior!

Winter: Yeah? Well, you know what?!

Winter: FUCK POWER SCALING!

Winter: FUCK SILVER EYED WARRIORS!

Winter: AND FUCK! YOU!

Winter: WEIßER WINTERTOD!

Cinder: Aw~! How cute~! She named-

Cinder: OH SHIT!

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Cinder: (Tosses away eyepatch, Flexes every Maiden power)

Cinder: M is for Momentous; this time you will rue~! Cinder: A is for Annihilation of all the hope you've held to~! Cinder: I is for Immolation, which all will come to know~! Cinder: D is for how DICKED you'll get, now allow me to really show~! Cinder: E is for Eccentric; just listen to my song~! Cinder: N is for No other maidens, which I've wanted for so long~! Cinder: Me is for who I fight for, in case you couldn't tell...

Cinder: I'm the one true Maiden, Cinder, and I'd like to welcome you... TO HELL.

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Sun: Are we there yet?

Blake: No.

Sun: Are we there yet?

Blake: No!

Sun: Are we there yet?

Blake: NO!

Sun: Are we there yet?

Blake: Yes.

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Salem: (Ghost) 'EY~!

Ashe: Wait... Auntie Salem? What are you doing here?

Salem: So, funny story, it turns out liquor and porno don't mix well after taking viagra! But it's my fault. Should've stuck with playing one hand pocket pool.

Ashe: I don't get it.

Salem: Ask your Mom when you get the chance.

Ashe: But she's dead!

Cinder: (Ghost) The fuck am I doing here?

Salem: (Gasps)

Cinder: Oh no...

Salem: CIIIIIIIIIIIINDEEEEEEEEEE

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Mad Witch Neo: ...

Ruby: Uh, so she's still stronger than the both of us, right?

Mad Witch Neo: (Howling, Beating her chest)

Cinder: ...And almost as dumb.

Ruby: Got any ideas?

Cinder: Well, the older version of Ashe is still stronger, so where is she?

Ruby: She's... back in Remnant. So, you know... Dead.

Cinder: Wha-?! THEN WHO DID YOU GRAB?!

Ghira: Hey.

Ilia: Hey.

Cinder: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ROSE?!

Ruby: I had to grab Ilia! Come on, she's the guardian of the relics now!

Cinder: The little god, I get, but why that fat-headed coward?!

Ghira: I can hear you, you know!

Cinder: Good! I want you to!

Ruby: Look, I panicked, so I grabbed the relics, okay?

Ilia: Oh! So that's all I am to you, am I?

Mad Witch Neo: (High-pitched howling, Runaway train engine piston motion)

Cinder: Great, so we have the relics, so now we just have to live long enough to use them.

Ruby: Oh, come on! I'm sure we'll be just fi- (Strangled by Neo, Thrown around)

Ghira: ...I see you for more than what you carry.

Ilia: Your daughter is a two-timing slut!

Ghira: Just like her mother...

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Raven: Uh... You make a very good point-

Yang: Then shut up and put on your poncho.

Yang: YOU'RE IN THE SPLASH ZONE.

Raven: ...Is that also a red flag?

Qrow: CRIMSON.

#rwby #dragon ball z abridged #dbza #cinder fall #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #sun wukong #winter schnee #qrow branwen #buu bits #salem #rwbabies #raven branwen #ghira belladonna #neopolitan

[gokustits]

Just found out one of my best friends believe that stupid "Goku doesn't know what a kiss is" and that they're favorite character is Vegeta because of how much he loves his wife.... And now I have to just try and keep my mouth shut cause I know they're not into Dragon ball the way I am and would not care why that's so frustrating to me but dear god why? I can handle ignoring people on the Internet...but in real life?! I don't wanna deal with it there too! 😫 Please can you share your favorite cute image of Goku? I just need to see something positive

Why do people believe that when it was a dumb joke that got lost in translation also it wasn’t even a kiss in that trunks was bird feeding Mai for some damn reason

no comment on the vegeta part

but anyway here’s probably my favorite cute pic of goku

He is full of love but ready to fight

[dreadsuitsamus]

Vegeta Comfort After a Bad Day Headcanons | Vegeta x Reader |

author's note: this is nothing but self-indulgence, i've been having a less-than-stellar time due to irl things and not being able to finish a story lately has been bringing me down more

pairing: vegeta x fem!reader

Vegeta isn't the most in tune with feelings, including his own

So he doesn't realize you're upset until you order out for dinner, rather than cooking for him like you always do

He approaches you with crossed arms and a scowl

"Have I done something wrong?"

"No, Vegeta. I just don't feel like cooking tonight."

Your voice has no energy in it and you're curled up on the couch, blankly staring at the tv while it plays a commercial

"And why not? You promised me my favorite tonight."

You sigh softly and adjust the blanket around you. "I know. I'm an awful wife and I deserve nothing. Go marry Bulma."

That's what raises his alarm bells

"I don't want Bulma, I want you! And right now, you are not yourself."

"Sorry for the inconvenience." You shove your face into a throw pillow.

Vegeta sighs. Evidently you are sad, and don't seem to be returning to your normal self anytime soon

So he goes upstairs and changes into his comfy clothes, which is just sweatpants and a tank top

When he comes back to you, he lifts your feet up and sits down, setting them on his lap and starting to rub them, his thumbs pressing into each knot you've built up after your long day at work wearing high heels

"You work too hard." He grumbles.

"I have to make money for us to live happily."

"Hmph." Personally he'd be happy no matter where you two lived, but you were dead set on having this two-story home

You just sigh and close your eyes. Work was terrible; no policies sold and your boss had been breathing down your neck about it, threatening to take your bonus away, and you really needed that bonus to pay off your car note

Vegeta keeps massaging, moving down the couch a tad and working his fingers against your strung-out calves and thighs. "It's time for a vacation."

You snort. "What's the point? Every time we go somewhere, you train during most of it. Or have to go save the world. Or die."

Vegeta frowns. "Well if it means ruining your vacation to keep you alive, I find it well worth it."

"Yeah, well, too risky for me."

Vegeta bites down on his tongue. "Woman, I am trying to make you feel better."

You sigh. "I know, I know... I'm sorry. I just feel awful."

"You are forgiven." Vegeta mumbles, remembering all the times he's snapped at you while feeling bad about something

He keeps massaging your legs until there's no more leg to rub, and then pulls you fully onto his lap

You waste no time in curling up against him, pressing your face into his muscled chest

Vegeta clasps his hands together once they've met around your hips, watching tv until the doorbell rings, signaling dinner's arrival

He stands, still holding you up with a single hand and retrieves the pizzas with ease. He makes it back to the couch, right where he was moments ago and opens the first of the boxes

His fingers supporting your back gently rub against your skin while he takes his first bite

You turn your head, listening to his heartbeat and sneak a bite of his slice

Vegeta scoffs and looks down at you. "Troublesome girl."

he feeds you two slices though

Eventually you're fast asleep, snoring gently and drooling on his shirt

Vegeta shakes his head just a tad and gives you a squeeze, adjusting himself to be laying on the couch with you on top of him

He hates to see you so tired and upset after running yourself ragged for 40 hours a week minimum

He'll prod you more about a vacation tomorrow, and do his best not to die during this one

But for now he will just hold you, and eventually he himself falls asleep

You come to again when he's already fast asleep

oh he's so cute when he's asleep

You press a wet kiss to his neck and snuggle further into him, grabbing the blanket you bought specifically for occasions like these from over the top of the couch and drape it over you and your husband

Vegeta murmurs some nonsense sleep-talk and tightens his hold on you, and you're just glad you don't have to pee

#vegeta x reader #vegeta #db #dbz #dbs #dragon ball #dragon ball super #dragon ball z #headcanons #fic

[elisajdb]

A Relaxing Bath

A gift for @songochiox based on her sweet art

Goku was tired when he came home. He wasn’t physically tired. He was mentally and emotionally burnt out. For three months, he has been on Beerus’ planet. It was exciting at the start, but now it felt like a boring routine. Train. Chores. Train. More chores for a new lesson that felt the same as the previous one. Without the chores, it reminded Goku of his time in Kami’s Temple with Mr. Popo and Kami. It wasn’t as lonely. Vegeta was here. He was a good sparring partner who kept him on his toes but Goku didn’t care for his company now.

He needed to feel the familiar breeze from Mount Paozu. He needed to see his animal neighbors. He needed to see his lovely wife cooking in the kitchen. He needed to see his sons. He needed to listen to Gohan explain about a book he didn’t understand. He needed to sit with Goten playing a video game he didn’t understand. He needed to play with his granddaughter.

He needed to go home.

And that’s what he did. He left Vegeta and Whis in the middle of a morning lesson and teleported to his dark bedroom on Earth.

Oops.

He forgot about the time difference between Beerus’ planet and Earth. The clock by the bed read 2:30 am and his wife was in a peaceful sleep. Goku slipped off his boots quietly, removed his gi and crept to bed. He pulled back the covers, climbed in and snuggled against Chichi’s sleeping form.

“Not tonight, Broly. I’m still exhausted from Vegeta.”

Goku’s eyes popped open. “What?”

It was too dark to see but Goku could feel Chichi’s body shaking in laughter. He wasn’t amused. “Not funny, Chichi.”

“Then why am I laughing? Ow,” she laughed in faux pain feeling Goku’s hand slapping her bottom. “What are you doing here anyway?” Chichi sleepily asked. “It’s almost three.”

Goku thought that was a strange question to ask. “I live here, Chichi. Why were you thinking of Broly?”

“I need some company while you are galivanting in space and Broly’s….”

“Cute?” Goku finished for Chichi.

“I was gonna say Broly, Vegeta and Piccolo are great company when you are away but Broly is cute.” Chichi expected Goku to make a comment saying that wasn’t funny and give her another playful slap on her backside before being smothered by his kisses with Goku showing Chichi she will never entertain Broly, Vegeta and Piccolo while he’s away but when Goku didn’t respond, Chichi reached for the lamp to turn it on and roll over to face her husband. He was frowning. He looked cute and she would tell him that if she didn’t know he was angry.

“Does it bother you I said that? I was kidding.”

“I know, but I don’t like it. I don’t like you think Broly’s cute.”

Chichi didn’t laugh but she did smile. I can’t believe he remembers that. It was over two years since Goku brought Broly home for a visit. He wanted to show the Saiyan what Earth was like since during his last visit, he nearly destroyed it in rage. Broly stayed with Goku and Chichi where she fed both men and was impressed with Broly’s appetite. It was bigger than Goku’s. He was also very naïve, more naïve than Goku. He asked Chichi many questions that amused her and listened intently to Goku and followed his words as he considered Goku more knowledgeable and experienced than him.

“I didn’t mean anything by it.”

“You never said Vegeta’s cute,” he accused her. “You never said anyone’s cute except me.”

Chichi could see a man and think he’s attractive but never openly say it. Saying one is attractive didn’t mean she wanted them. Her thoughts of Broly’s looks were a compliment and nothing more. “Maybe I thought he’s cute because he reminds me of you. He’s naïve and very strong and his eagerness to learn new things is cute and sweet like you when we married.”

That didn’t satisfy Goku. “You make it sound like I’m still not cute and sweet.”

“You are and you’ll always will be cute.” His pout was so cute. The way his brows furrowed was cute. She kissed him. “Don’t you believe me?”

“I do.” He really did and he never worried about Chichi’s faithfulness to him but he couldn’t explain why he was acting this way.

“You’re very wound up.” Chichi caressed his face. “Are you ready to tell me what happened on Beerus’ planet?”

Was that what was bothering him? Maybe it was.

“I’m fine.”

He didn’t look fine. He looked sullen. “You are early. You normally come home when it’s lunch or dinner and another month from now. Did Whis hit you with his stick again?” Goku shook his head. “Did Vegeta almost beat you?”

“No.” Goku laid his head against Chichi’s breasts. “I just wanna be home, Chichi.”

“You are home, Goku.” Chichi tenderly stroked Goku’s hair. “And….” she sniffed, “you need a shower.”

Goku opened his eyes. He raised his arm and smelled himself. “I don’t stink.”

Chichi grabbed Goku’s hand and pulled him out of bed with her. “Yes, you do.” She led Goku to the bathroom. “Let’s get you cleaned up.”

Goku sniffed himself again. “But I don’t stink.”

Chichi flipped on the bathroom lights. “Did you leave in the middle of training?”

“Yeah.”

“You stink.” Chichi turned on the shower. “And you climbed your dirty body in bed with me.” Chichi tutted and slapped Goku on his bottom. “Get undressed.”

Chichi accusing him of climbing in bed dirty should make her angry but Chichi smiled at him and the smack on his bottom felt playful. Was she in the mood? If she wanted it, Goku was ready to give it to her but something told him that wasn’t on Chichi’s mind. He pushed his boxers down his legs. “Ain’t you sleepy?”

Chichi was leaning over the bathtub as it filled with water. He saw her reaching for her special lavender bath oil only meant for her to use but it was clear she would be using it on him. “Not anymore.” She smiled at him. “Go clean up.”

“You don’t mind?” Goku knew how Chichi wanted her to sleep.

“I don’t mind.” She kissed him. “Take your shower and I’ll get the bath ready.”

Goku smiled as he knew Chichi understood. When he came home from Beerus’ planet or on a galactic space adventure with Vegeta, all Goku wanted was to be with Chichi. His first mornings home always had him and Chichi relaxing in the bath together with him sharing what he did apart from her and Chichi sharing what he missed with the family. He took his shower and rinsed off any dirt he accumulated during the morning spar. When he stepped out, the bathtub was filled with hot water and his lovely wife sat on the marble naked and rubbing lavender oil on her body.

“I’m done. Wanna smell me?”

“Maybe later.” Chichi rubbed oil on her hands, warming them before massaging the warm oil onto Goku’s back and shoulders. “How does that feel?”

“I hate it.” He laughed at Chichi’s playful smack on his bottom. Her nimble hands moved to his front massaging his chest. He missed these wonderous hands stroking him. He expected Chichi to go lower and grab a part of him that missed her terribly over the months but when she pulled away and said, “Let’s get in,” Goku turned to her expectantly.

“What is it, Goku?” Her voice was innocent but her eyes were playful. “Was I supposed to rub somewhere else?”

Oh, she knew and he knew that she knew. He’ll get her for that later when they are wrestling between the sheets and she’s begging for it, but for now, he will go along with Chichi’s playful mood. “Nothing.”

Chichi was going to get in first so she could lean against the tub and continue to massage Goku but Goku stopped her and got in first. “What are you up to?” Chichi got in and settled herself behind Goku.

Goku dipped his hands in the hot water before pouring some on Chichi’s back and shoulders. “Just wanna massage you like you massaged me.”

Chichi released a soft moan as Goku worked her shoulders and back with his strong fingers. Oh, she would pamper him with food and massages but Goku touched her, too. Days after Goku returned, Chichi would wake up to feel Goku snuggled up to her. Sometimes she would lie with Goku and talk as his hands touched her body. He never spoke. He listened to Chichi and touched her over and over. She never questioned why he did this. She knew it was something Goku needed to do after being away for so long.

“How was your training on Beerus’ planet?”

“Fine.”

Oh, that was a signal something was wrong. Training on Beerus’ planet was never fine. Goku had many thoughts about the training from complaining about the chores Whis made him do to sharing how excited he felt about his growth.

“How were things here?”

Goku’s question caught Chichi off guard. Most times he didn’t ask and assume things were fine while she informed him of what he missed. “Pan’s having her Kindergarten graduation in two weeks. Mark is hosting a big party for it. Videl’s trying to talk her father into something simple but you know how he is. I remember the party he had for Videl’s high school graduation. There were more of his friends than Videl’s. She remembered how her Dad used the party for a business thing. She doesn’t want the same for Pan.”

“How about Gohan and Goten?”

“Gohan has a big seminar he’s preparing for. Goten has a school dance.” Chichi laughed as she recalled Gohan’s first school dance. “I remember Gohan being so nervous about it with Videl. Goten is very calm about it. He’s happy to be going stag while Trunks is worried about having a date.”

Goten being in high school was surreal for Goku. “I can’t believe Goten’s in high school. I still remember him as this little boy so happy to have a Daddy.”

“Our little boy’s growing up.” Chichi was happy about it. She was even happier Goku was around to see it but something in Goku’s voice signaled to Chichi what might be troubling her husband. “What bothered you on Beerus’ planet?”

Chichi always knew when something bothered him; really bothered him. He couldn’t always hide it and when Chichi pressed him, he eventually gave in.

Your burden is my burden Chichi once told him. Share with me she’ll always say when she wanted Goku to unload on her emotionally.

“I don’t know. I was on Beerus’s planet for another lesson when I realized I had this lesson before. A lot of my lessons have been repetitive. I’ve been there for three months doing the same thing. I was getting bored.”

“It’s not the first time,” Chichi told him. “You always came back when you got bored. What’s different now?”

The fact it was getting to him and things were changing beyond his control. When Goku returned home after months away, Goten still looked like the child he first saw after he returned from being dead. Pan was a baby. Now after being away for months, Goten and Pan always looked different when he returned. They were growing up and apart from him. When he returned last time, Goten didn’t want to spar with him. He was into his video game. Pan wanted to train with him but it wasn’t the same.

“What’s going on with you, Chichi?”

He was deflecting. Chichi knew that but gave him what he wanted in hopes Goku will confess his troubles to her.

“I’ve taken on more responsibilities from Dad’s kingdom so you’re lucky you caught me home tonight. Tomorrow, I will be spending a few days at Dad’s kingdom.”

Chichi has been his constant support and the one thing in his life who hasn’t change. She has taken on more responsibilities of her father’s kingdom but when he returned home, she was there. When he needed her, she was there. Goku wanted to be there for Chichi.

“How is your Pops?”

“Better than last month. He’s listening to his doctors to slow down but Dad still thinks he’s that big, formidable Ox he used to be.”

Goku remembered that formidable Ox from his childhood. He was so big and intimidating but Goku didn’t let Gyumao’s size deter him. He’s always been strong. He was always there for Chichi, Gohan, and Goten when he wasn’t. Goku admired Gyumao but even Goku noticed Gyumao lost a step over the years. He’s gotten slimmer and lost a lot of muscle. He couldn’t pick up that massive ax of his. When Goku saw him during the last visit, Goku was taken aback at how much older he looked.

“I never thought your Dad would get old.”

“We all are except you and your Saiyan blood.” Chichi didn’t speak it out of jealousy or anger. It was acceptance. Oh, she worried about aging faster than Goku but Goku always showed her she was the one he will always want. It was also an unexpected ego boost to Chichi to walk with Goku by her side where eyes were envious of her catching a younger-looking man.

That unexpected envy also brought Chichi unexpected attention from younger men. She ignored and rejected their advances. It brought out laughs from Goku when he saw the men, and while Goku knew Chichi could handle them, sometimes he did step in when he felt a guy going too far with his pursuits.

“Dad is getting old and I want to be there for him.”

And Goku wanted to be there for Chichi.  “I’ll come and stay with you.” Goku offered.

Chichi imagined Goku sitting in a meeting with her. Five minutes in and Goku will be spending his chair bored. “The meetings will be boring, Goku.”

“I can visit Aki when you have those meetings and then I can come home to you.” He rested his chin on Chichi’s wet shoulder and hugged her body to his. “I just wanna be where you are, Chichi. I just wanna be home.”

The softness in Goku’s voice caused Chichi to shift in the tub. She saw the sincerity in his eyes, smiled and rested against him. She understood what was troubling him. “Are you done?” Chichi asked hopeful. “I can’t expect you to stay home all day but…...” She knew Goku couldn’t. Not this Goku. The Goku before he learned his past could but not the one who embraced the blood of the Saiyan flowing in him.

Goku knew something will happen in the future to cause his departure. That’s how things seem to be but right now, he wanted to be home. “I just wanna be home with you… Gohan, Goten and Pan. I don’t want to miss any more moments.”

And Chichi wanted that, too. Oh, she didn’t like it when Goku left to train on Beerus’ planet or that short stint he was part of the Galactic Patrol but she knew that’s what Goku wanted and needed. He wouldn’t be happy if forced to stay home all the time when there’s a chance for him to get stronger and be the best warrior he can be. Chichi knew she had to let Goku leave and come home on his terms. As much as she hated to see him leave, Chichi knew Goku’ll always come back to her.

Content, Chichi relaxed in her husband's arms; happy his adventures were over for the foreseeable future; happy Goku wanted to stay home with her and their family. “Welcome home, Goku.”

#goku #chichi #dragonball #dragonball z #fanfiction #gochi #Story based on art

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Vegeta: I WOKE UP AND I CHOSE VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND! I AM ANGRY- Bulma: Aaawwww, you're so adorable! Lemme give you a hug~ Vegeta: W-What? NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH! Goku, filming: This is so cute.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dragon ball quotes #dragon ball z #dbz #dragon ball #vegeta #vegebul #bulma briefs #son goku #goku

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9 Fandom Peeps to Get to Know Better:

@mikuni14 my beloved mikuni, always feeding into my narcissistic heart THANK YOU AND BLESS YOU 💖🌸

3 Ships You Like

There are only three so have them all lol. But you can rest assured they consume every inch of my being.

1. iwaoi (the reason why this blog exists and I'm making my fandom experience everyone's problem. I seriously contemplated getting a 41 tattooed.)

2. ZongyiZerui (my strawberry boy and mafia kitty, you'll forever reside in my heart 🐈🍓)

3. Billybabe (the bane of my existence, my biggest bias and everything I always sworn I'll never do: adore real people who I know nothing about. BUT THEY ARE SO DARN CUTE DAMMNIT!!)

First Ship Ever

Imagine my surprise when I learned 15 years too late that reading spicy fanfiction of Vegeta & Bulma is what you call the classic fandom experience. My teenage self missed out on so much community love. Also I can't remember if Taito came first, but they were my gay awakening for sure. Again, I contemplated getting Yamatos friendship crest tattooed.

Last Song You Heard

Bro, this guy dares to have a song called obsessed when I am indeed, literally obsessed with it. You need to watch love is better the second time around and then go and listen to Ayumu imazu. It's a fucking trip.

Favorite Childhood Book: Frederick. Frederick is a little mouse who collects colours and warm memories when all the other mice carry food into their winter cocoon. All his mouse friends mock him for it but in the end, when the food is gone, Frederick and his dreamy heart bring all the mice through winter. It impacted me deeply. I still cry when I read it at 33.

Currently Reading: Da Ge by Priest, the novel to the Taiwanese BL series that's currently airing on Viki. Although I have to put it away every 5 seconds because I can't decide if I want to watch or read the ending first. It's such a damn good story.

Currently watching: Oh dear. Let me ask MDL...

- Unknown (Viki)

- Love is better the second time around (gaga)

- deep night (iqiyi)

- 23.5 (yt)

- my boss (Viki)

Currently consuming: too much stress, too much food, too much work, too many series and definitely not enough fresh air

Currently craving: kitty cuddles, I'm not home and I hate it

Always tagging the same peeps I secretly admire but never talk to, OFC without any pressure 🥰

@autisticbokutoenthusiast @clowncroccharms @blneobin @daenanae @guzhufuren @lugarn @negrowhat @scarefox @sparklyeyedhimbo @lukaherehelp @bunnakit @chaos0pikachu

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