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sorikkung · 2 years

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what goes on in neverland ⇝ ch. 2: sucker punches, ruined lunches, and boypussy

word count: 5.9k

pairings: transmasc!reader x changbin x minho x wooyoung (see masterlist for full series pairings)

genre: fluff, smut and lots of assorted shenanigans. hijinks, if you will

au: battle of the bands!au but make it gay and horny

warnings: physical violence, [1] slapass, discussions abt bodies/genetalia and transness

a/n: well, at least this one didnt take half a year sDFKHSKDF ive been writing a lot more lately so hopefully i can start cranking out updates sooner. a special thanks to @absentcaryatid and @mingirn for beta reading this chapter for me bc it was driving me CRAZY lmfao hope yall enjoy :)

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tags: @honeybyunnies @syunderful (apologies if you didn't wanna be tagged just lmk and i'll take you off the taglist!)

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“Jung motherfucking Wooyoung!”

It’s not the first time you’ve heard this very phrase, often from your own mouth, in such a furious tone. It certainly won’t be the last. It is, however, the first time you’ve heard it from the small yet intimidatingly buff man that stalks up to your table at the food court like a man on a mission.

“What’d you do this time?” You scoff in disbelief, pointing a fry at him accusingly.

He simply shrugs, guffawing at the man coming at him with an almost amazed grin. “I don’t even know! Sure looks like I’m about to find out, though.”

You recognise Mr. Mini-Terminator as Seo Changbin, the guy who apparently used to be friends – more than friends? Friends who suck each other off sometimes? Briefly, you realise that what you have going on with the rest of the renegades isn’t as inherently normal as you make it out to be, but clearly at least Wooyoung was no stranger to it – with your bandmate, but they definitely looked far from friendly now. A few meters away from your table he almost skids to a halt as soon as he locks eyes with you, a look of recognition flashing across his face–

The next thing you know, his fist is colliding with your jaw and you’re sent flying across the cold marble table, both your lunches clattering to the floor along with your body in a crumpled heap.

“Dude, what the fuck?!” Wooyoung shoots up in indignation, offering you a hand as you process the quickness of what just happened, taking it and pulling yourself to your feet.

Changbin had just come up to yell at Wooyoung, then promptly clocked you in the face without warning.

As one does, you guess?

It’s almost as if Changbin doesn’t even see him, fixated on you and positively fuming – he grabs you by the collar of your shirt and roughly pulls you close to his face in what was probably meant to be an intimidating show of strength and masculinity; but the newfound closeness only had you appreciating the clean lines of his face, the ferocity in his eyes, the plumpness of his lips, and your mouth moves before your brain does.

“Wow, that was hot.”

He sends you across the table again, and you only have a split second to process the ease of which he tossed you around – that was definitely hot – before all you can focus on is the throbbing pain in your head where you landed on the ground.

“You fucking sleazy manwhore!” Changbin roars, and when you pick your head up to look at him again, Wooyoung is physically holding him back.

“Seriously man what the fuck is your problem, he gave you a compliment–“

“He used Felix like a goddamn cocksleeve, him and that Eric fucker – do you think this is some sort of game? Huh? Huh?!”

It takes you a few seconds to blink yourself back into the present, clutching at your skull and trying to ignore the ringing in there. “Wait, this is about Felix? What the fuck did I– what do you think happened?”

“I know what happened, he told me,” Changbin flashes back, shaking off Wooyoung without much struggle and shoving him back into his seat. You don’t miss the delighted look on his face at being manhandled like that, but Changbin doesn’t seem to notice, and continues on before you have the chance to tease him for it. “Tried to get on his nerves, insulted him, made a fool of him in some stupid fucking competition, used him to get off then left him alone in a VIP room covered in cum and sweat without a hint of aftercare for anyone to walk in on–“

“Seriously?” You cut him off before he has the chance to keep spouting nonsense. “That’s what he told you? Not about how he consented to every moment of that, was goddamn eager for it, and never even so much as asked us to stay when we were finished? Sounds a bit like a sore loser to me.”

Wooyoung snorted at that, and only then does Changbin acknowledge his presence to even so much as look at him. “Damn, now I’m even more mad he chose you to perform with instead of me. That sounds like so much fun!”

“He’s not your goddamn boytoy!” Changbin yells, lunging for Wooyoung — but he’s smart enough to jump out of his seat just in time. “Where’s that Eric kid, I wanna give him a piece of my mind the most – who the fuck are either of you to play with Felix’s feelings like that?! Just because he still likes Eric doesn’t mean you can toy with him for your own amusement, he’s a person not some easy fuck, and to humiliate him like that? What is wrong with you?”

So that’s how it is, then. Felix still definitely has lingering feelings for Eric (shocker, truly) and has somehow framed the entire rendezvous as you and Eric using him for your own entertainment; he’s not exactly that far off. It was definitely a power trip for the both of you and mostly to feed your egos, but Felix can’t even pretend for a moment like he was manipulated or coerced. Provoked, maybe, but he enjoyed every second of it and you’ll be damned if he gets to convince anyone otherwise. You almost wished you could’ve rerecorded the faces he made, the sweet sounds, how easily you made him fall apart — to then hang it over his head to make sure you can prove how easily you wrapped him around your finger.

Maybe you did humiliate him a little. Maybe you even liked it.

What’s it to him?

“I was not there but I do not think that’s how it happened,” Wooyoung says quickly after a long, tense moment of silence. “They–“

“If you weren’t there, then shut the fuck up,” Changbin growls, low and crackling with thunder – Wooyoung doesn’t even try to pretend like he isn’t into it, eyebrows raising and giving him a hungry once over.

Absolutely insatiable, that man.

He looks back at you, his anger still palpable in the air, fists clenched and just moments away from swinging at you again. He might actually knock your lights out this time, he hits hard, and you can confidently say the muscles his t-shirt can barely even contain are definitely not just for show. No one in the food court around you seem to care to intervene, though some have taken out their phones to film your ass-whooping for clout, probably. They’re likely waiting for him to deck you for real. Changbin’s probably waiting for that too. Naturally, you have to pick your next words wisely.

“You done?”

You’re not exactly the wisest.

It was too good to hold back, knowing full well you don’t have much to back up your attitude, but at least the bewilderment gives you a few more seconds to stall to figure out how to weasel your way out of this one. Something you probably should’ve considered before provoking him further, but cross a man who doesn’t fear god with a smart mouth and you get really good at digging your own grave.

Changbin blinks once. Twice.

“What the fuck did you just say?”

Might as well dig a little deeper. After all, you’re getting up-close-and-personal with this guy’s built form for free – and if there is one thing you always make sure of, it’s that you always get something out of everything. No matter what happens, you always win, by one definition or another.

“I said, ‘you done?’ Your little temper tantrum, I mean, are you quite finished?”

He swings again, but you’re ready for it this time enough to sidestep him and try to leverage his weight against him in a grapple you know can bring even a tall guy like Mingi to the floor – but Changbin doesn’t budge an inch.

For a second, and just for a second, you finally get a taste of the fear he’s been trying to instill in you since the moment he recognised your face.

You try the throw again, and he remains just as steadfast, twisting his head to face you with a stupidly cocky smirk. Were it your bandmate instead, you would be wiping that smirk right off his face by closing the distance, but you have more self-control than that. Sometimes.

“Are you quite finished?”

Fully accepting your fate of most likely losing consciousness in the next few seconds, you nod sheepishly. “Yeah, I’m good. You’re very… firm. Muscular.”

You’re bracing yourself for impact, running your mouth just because if you’re going to go down, you might as well go down being as much of a degenerate as always, and the image of getting your lights knocked out while spouting some sort of abhorrent bullshit is quite amusing to you – but after a second or two you realise he isn’t moving.

He’s flexing.

Is he fucking preening?

The instinct to be a degenerate even in dire situations sure does come in handy under the right circumstances, so it seems. You boldly squeeze at his bicep, the other hand smoothing across his chest. “These aren’t just for show, you guys,” you declare, acknowledging the cameras around you and the giggles and murmurs – the loudest and most excited of which are definitely from Wooyoung – that follow, “He’s crazy strong. Your gym routine must be insane, your figure is so defined-“

“Done feeling up my boyfriend yet?”

You whip around to identify the new voice behind you, another gorgeous man of a smaller stature and sharp, feline features, but he doesn’t look upset. No, his eyes are glittering with amusement, strolling past the cameras and right into view as if he wants everyone to perceive him. You like him already.

“Hmm, not quite, haven’t got to feel up his ass yet–“

“–That’s quite enough!” Changbin stammers, clearing his throat and pulling off you, shoving you away in a panic that lacks the strength you know he possesses. The way he all of a sudden shrinks under the gaze of his boyfriend, head hanging low as he oh-so-tentatively meets his eyes, is so jarring in contrast to the sheer unbridled rage radiating from him only moments before, and you just know whoever this man is, has Changbin completely and utterly whipped. “It’s not– I wasn’t trying to– I was trying to kick his ass, for fuck’s sake–“

“You were,” the boyfriend nods along, still beaming in a way you can tell is making Changbin incredibly uneasy and that in itself is making you more attracted to this man with each passing second, “Until he gave you just a scrap of attention where you love it most and you briefly contemplated risking it all, didn’t you?”

“What?! No! He’s a fucking sleaze I would never–“

“Don’t lie to me Bin, I know you. And I know you wouldn’t actually have gone through with it. Well…”

He stalks up behind you, not breaking eye contact with his boyfriend, before firmly clasping his hand down on your ass.

“Not without me. At least, I hope.”

It’s not every day you get caught off guard in the game of flirting, but there’s nothing you can do to stop the heat rising in your cheeks and the widening of your eyes at his bold move, Changbin seemingly equally as shocked and flustered, but it’s when he finally looks at you does he suddenly flinch away.

“Sorry, too far? I probably should’ve asked first I just figured given how you were all over him–“

“No, no, you’re fine,” you chuckle quickly, and you briefly hear Wooyoung straight-up squeal in the background as you grab the man’s wrist and place it back on your ass with a coy smile. “The hand can stay. I think I like you.”

The corners of his mouth curl into the most blinding, cat-like grin, and you find yourself returning it without much thought. “You like me?” He gives your ass an appreciative squeeze, then pats it gently and removes his hand. “That’s cute. I’m Lino, by the way. Well – Lee Minho, but the stage name kinda stuck.”

Stage name. Changbin’s boyfriend.

Stray Kids.

It dawns on you all at once that this man you are flirting with is not just the boyfriend of your competitor, but your competitor as well. In hindsight, that much should’ve been obvious, while eight faces are a lot to remember after only a couple meetings with no real introductions, he seemed vaguely familiar from the start. You fight against the urge to slap your face for not realising it earlier.

“Ah, so you’re the Minho guy.”

It’s not you who speaks first, but Wooyoung, finally getting up and getting involved again, giving Minho a scalding look from head to toe. He even goes as far as to stalk a circle around him, carelessly shouldering you and Changbin out of his way to get a better look.

“Wooyoung,” Changbin hisses in warning, but it’s Wooyoung’s turn not to listen.

He’s very, very, good at that.

“He’s hot,” Wooyoung pointedly decides, pinching his chin and nodding. “Fit, too. Can almost see why you won’t let me hit it anymore, but come on, we can have a double date. You two, me and Mingi–“

“–Absolutely not–“

“–Sure, why not?”

Minho and Changbin’s contrasting answers have the couple glaring and beaming at each other, and in that moment, you decide that stray kid or not, you do like this Minho guy. He seems like an absolute menace, and you like that in a man – if only you’d met earlier, he could’ve fit into the renegades all too well.

Wooyoung is finding this just as entertaining as you, if not more, cackling and clapping his hands together like he’s watching his favourite TV show. “Yes! Minho gets it, how about for old times’ sake, eh, Binnie?”

The shorter man looks like he’s about to bust a blood vessel, and part of you thinks he’s going to try punch him again, but he seems to have figured that violence isn’t beating the attitude out of anyone here, all three of you eyeing him up like cats smelling fish. Or maybe the presence of his boyfriend just softened him up a bit.

“Minho, jagi,” Changbin starts slowly, “These are the guys who indirectly and directly–“ he gestures at Wooyoung and you respectively, “–fucked with Felix the other night at the Prism and left him to his own devices. And if this one’s anything like his company–” he glares at you and Wooyoung again, making you bite back a snort, “–it won’t be the last time they try and mess with him.”

Wooyoung doesn’t bother with any restraint, openly snorting at that. “What are you, his guard dog? Last time we checked, Felix is an adult man capable of taking care of himself.”

“It’s the principle of the thing!” Changbin groans, crossing his arms and huffing in frustration. “You clearly don’t have his best intentions in mind. You want to make a fool out of him.”

He acts like he’s made some sort of point, probably thinking you’re going to deny it and play coy. Instead, you shrug.

“Yeah, and?”

“What do you mean, and–“

“So long as he consents to all of it, it’s none of your business what decisions Felix makes about his sex life. He’s not your boyfriend, is he?”

“No!” Changbin flushes at that, looking almost guiltily at Minho for a fraction of a second, but that singular moment of weakness is enough for you to dig your claws in and not let go.

“No? But you want him to be? You follow him around giving him googly eyes too, just like your leader? Going all overprotective boyfriend on his ass? Please. Freckles can handle himself, you know.”

Maybe it’s a little twisted how you get a rush of satisfaction at Changbin’s visible struggle to think of something clever to say back to that, but Wooyoung’s expression mirrors yours – like it often does, being the devil on each other’s shoulder – but what of Minho?

He’s unreadable at first, seemingly taking in the situation before commenting on it, until finally, the cat-like mouth curls return again.

“They’re right, Bin.” Changbin’s jaw falls open in straight-up betrayal, opening and closing like a fish in his frazzled attempt to find words again. It’s a knee-slapper, truly, so you decide that Lee Minho is now officially your favourite stray kid. “About Felix. He can handle himself. I don’t think this is worth getting into a punch-on at the food court for, jagi. Put that energy into your rapping and we can just wipe the floor with them again next round.”

Now that sends a hot prickle of agitation down your spine – does he think you and your band are easy? Does he genuinely think their dancing and flashy tricks can get them further than the first couple rounds? It’s laughable, really, genuinely; you find yourself chuckling and raising your eyebrows at them tauntingly.

“Come again?”

“Oh, we will.”

Damn. He’s a witty one. If it didn’t jab at your pride so hard, you would even like his response. Hell, regrettably enough, you still do.

He puts a hand on Changbin’s shoulder, leading him away. “You and I, we need to have a talk.” He glances over his shoulder to grin at you and Wooyoung. “Nice meeting you guys. Do follow realstraykids on Instagram!”

As the couple makes their exit, you and Wooyoung turn to gape at each other in disbelief.

“Did he just – did he just end that with a self plug?” Wooyoung guffaws, then shakes his head in amazement. “He’s a character for sure. Hot, but kinda weird. I want him. Carnally.”

You watch them leave, grinning as you notice Minho’s hand slip down to grab his boyfriend’s ass as they walk away, shamelessly copping a feel.

“Yeah, that makes two of us.”

Of course you are curious. This Minho guy is the most interesting stray kid you’ve met yet — so after his shameless plug, that night from the comfort of your apartment (and after buying Wooyoung and yourself a replacement lunch for what you cost him, despite it not being your fault that Changbin decided to throw you across a table) - you go back to a favourite pastime; Instagram stalking. Not that there is much dirt to dig up, at least at first. Chris’s personal account seems devoid of himself, just pictures of his studio, his friends, some scenery. Changbin has a decent handful of gym selfies, pictures of his food, some photos of him on stage, and selfies with friends. Minho’s is equal parts cat videos, him in weird filters, and dance videos. You decide to follow him.

A direct message request pops up only moments later.

>lino.ooo: like what you see?

Cocky bastard. You briefly wonder if this is what other people usually feel like around you. If it is, you’re succeeding – unfortunately, so is he. You’re seeing yourself in the other man far more than originally anticipated, which is equal parts frustrating as it is exciting. Suppose that is the goal, anyway.

>you: not even gonna complete the mutual before fishing for compliments? 🙄

>lino.ooo: bahahahahaha

>lino.ooo: you’re funny

You half expect him not to, but surely enough, you get the notification saying lino.ooo has followed you back. Instagram mutuals with the enemy isn’t the position you thought you’d end up in, at least, not yet – but it’s not following the actual realstraykids account, so you don’t mind much.

>lino.ooo: oh btw tell wooyoung that as much as i would loooove to indulge him w that double date, my bitter boyfriend is a little to worked up to agree to it 😔

>you: seemed to me like you wear the pants in the relationship. can’t sway him?

>lino.ooo: bahahaha

>lino.ooo: i can soften him, but never sway him

>lino.ooo: he’s a man of principles — he sticks to them no matter what anyone says, even me

>you: i can respect that tbh

>lino.ooo: yeah, i like that about him

>lino.ooo: sucks though, bc once he drunkenly admitted wooyoung gave the best head he’d ever had, and i ain’t even mad i just wanna see it 😔

>you: HDKDHDJJD you not threatened by that??

>lino.ooo: nah why should i be? i know im the best pussy he’s ever had and that’s good enough for me

>lino.ooo: besides, i got nothing on a man w no gag reflex

>you: wait, pussy?

Is he trans? You aren’t sure why that thought is so surprising – maybe because of how well he passes. His voice lacks the distinct transmasculine tone you’ve developed an ear for, the subtle gravel to a post-testosterone voice from training oneself to speak as low as possible while still habitually slipping into more feminine speech patterns; it’s not something people usually notice unless they pay attention, and have met a lot of transmasculine people, but you’d have noticed it by now if he had it.

Not to say that every single transmasculine person has the same edge to their voice, but more that those without it are far and few in between, and the lack of it makes one all the more cis-passing; whether that’s the goal or not, depends from person to person.

>lino.ooo: yeah

>lino.ooo: you think you’re the only hot mf with boypussy around? think again

>you: daaaamn ok can i ask your pronouns king

>lino.ooo: yeah just he/him. you?

>you: he/they

>lino.ooo: thought so lolololol ill make sure the rest of the boys know

>you: thanks <3

>you: but yeah i guess those who have dicks would know better how to suck them off huh

>lino.ooo: yeahhh

>lino.ooo: makes sense

>lino.ooo: i imagine it’d go both ways

>you: wanna find out?

You’re not sure what you’re expecting to hear in response, knowing full well he has a boyfriend and seems to be mostly monogamous, based on his comments about the double date with Wooyoung and Mingi – but you have no idea where that falls with the hand on your ass and shamelessly playing along with you and Wooyoung’s flirting. Whether it was just a joke, in which case you’d be happy to just keep joking, or if he was allowed to mess around to a certain extent with other people, you weren’t sure.

Guess you’re about to find out.

>lino.ooo: ahh, if only lololol

>lino.ooo: unfortunately binnie is rather possessive

>lino.ooo: i do like it though, his possessiveness

>lino.ooo: its hot a lot of the time

>you: but not all the time?

>lino.ooo: haha

>lino.ooo: no, not all the time

>lino.ooo: i wish he’d understand that being attracted to other people doesn’t mean i love him any less

>lino.ooo: but him accepting that would mean accepting he has feelings for people who aren’t me either 🤭

>lino.ooo: and that might be a little much for his heart to handle right now

>you: that’s a very knowing look you got there

>you: or emoji, whatever

>you: you think he likes someone else?

>lino.ooo: i don’t think so, i know so

>lino.ooo: changbin isn’t the type to hide his emotions

>lino.ooo: he just doesn’t verbalise them sometimes

>lino.ooo: but i’ve been dating him for a couple years now, and i’ve been his friend even longer, i know the signs. i know what he looks like when hes in love with someone, because he’s like that with me, too

>lino.ooo: but i don’t want to force him into anything he’s uncomfortable with

>lino.ooo: so i’ll just tease him and prod him about it from time to time so he knows its always on the table

>lino.ooo: if he comes to terms with himself and decides that’s something he wants, i’ll be here waiting for him. if not, i don’t mind committing to monogamy if it’s him

>you: awwhh you love him a lot don’t you that’s so cute </3

>lino.ooo: no i hate him obviously 🙄🙄

>you: yeah obviously 🙄🙄

Changbin is lucky to have a partner like Minho, you think. You’re not really sure what he sees in Changbin other than his bulging muscles and pretty face, your only impression of him being his short fuse and big ego, but you figure there must be something extremely soft under that tough exterior for someone like Minho to speak about him so fondly.

At first you think they remind you of Wooyoung and Mingi, being the resident couple of the group, but you find they’re more akin to Wooyoung and Sunwoo – Wooyoung being the incorrigible button-presser much like yourself and Minho, loving nothing more than to get under someone’s skin and make them squirm – and Sunwoo being the fiery, prideful rapper who likes to pretend he doesn’t love being smothered in affection and attention. You don’t know much about Changbin yet, but the dynamic seems the same; Wooyoung bothering Sunwoo and Sunwoo claiming to hate it but soaking it up like a sponge.

How similar are the runaways to Stray Kids, anyway? Maybe not all that different in theory and concept based on what you’ve seen of their music and work, but the execution… well. At least you played instruments.

Minho’s next message breaks you out of your train of thought; if you were taking a drink, you would’ve spat it out.

>lino.ooo: he might b down for a threesome tho

Well, that’s certainly not what you were expecting after the entire conversation about his possessiveness as a partner, but you’re not about to look a gift horse in the mouth. You are, however, not beyond asking for more.

>you: omg bet. what abt a foursome wooyo will kill me if i don’t at least ask

>lino.ooo: lmfaoooo you gotta promise to keep this a secret ok

>you: i take my promises very seriously

It’s a neutral statement. I take my promises very seriously. It’s not promising anything other than to keep promises – but nothing about making them. You’re not agreeing to anything just yet.

>lino.ooo: ok so im pretty sure changbin is like

>lino.ooo: perhaps just a liiiiittle bit in love with wooyoung

>you: omfg

>lino.ooo: you better not tell him tho

Oh, you’re absolutely going to tell him.

>lino.ooo: not that he’d ever admit it

>you: oh my godddd that’s so fun

>lino.ooo: isn’t it?

>lino.ooo: i do think that’ll make him refuse any threesome or foursome or whatever with him though. if he keeps a distance and pretends to be mad at him for something stupid like being friends with you and eric or being our rivals in the competition, it’s a lot easier to shove down any feelings he may have had lingering since highschool

>you: wait isn’t he like fr mad at me tho

>lino.ooo: yeah, but he’s not in love w you and tryna repress it so

>lino.ooo: i’m gonna offer we give you the same treatment as you gave felix, as yk, payback, and i genuinely don’t think he’d be able to resist

>you: 😳😳😳

>you: im down 😳

>lino.ooo: i knew you would be ;)

>lino.ooo: lix says you like to give just as good as you get huh

>you: freckles talks about me, does he?

>lino.ooo: you can’t tell him i said that either

You’re definitely going to tell him too.

>you: what else does he say?

>lino.ooo: honestly he had a bit of mixed feels about it

>lino.ooo: like, he really was genuinely humiliated

Good, you can’t help but think, arguably cruelly, but genuine nonetheless. He’s fun, and you like playing with him, but how he neglected Eric stays at the forefront of your mind every time he comes up in conversation. How hurt he was, how dismissive he was to him, the memories are still far too fresh for you.

>lino.ooo: he’s also in total disbelief that you made him cum in a minute and a half

>lino.ooo: i find that hilarious btw what was the secret

>you: the secret is getting into his head

>you: and cheating 🤭

>you: but you can’t tell him that

>lino.ooo: omg wait really

>you: yeah it was a two minute song but it was like, just starting, i had like a whole extra 30 seconds cause eric paused the timer

>you: i didn’t realise at the time but he told me after lmfao

It was just the teensiest bit of a blow to your ego to find that out, now knowing that your new nickname for him doesn’t hold any real weight, but you’d be damned if you ever give him the satisfaction. It crosses your mind that maybe you shouldn’t have confessed that to Minho, but you figure the secrets he asked you to keep are worth far more than that one – you’ll be ready if you need to strike back.

>lino.ooo: daaamn 2min is still p good tho

>you: i mean yeah im a stripper im good at what i do

>you: most of our money comes from lap dances anyway

>lino.ooo: lix made it sound like a whole lot more than your usual lap dance

>you: oh yeah def lol but yk it’s the same concept

>you: if i can make men cum untouched in 15 min, its not hard to make them cum when touching is allowed

>lino.ooo: daaaaamn

>lino.ooo: …but felix isn’t a stripper

>lino.ooo: and that only took him 2min too, didn’t it?

>you: bitch

Just because he was right didn’t mean he needed to say it. Besides, dry humping and making out are completely different to oral sex, you reason – to yourself, but also to him, furiously typing out your response in the message box.

>you: i made him cum in his boxers still just by grinding on him he ate me out after i’d already been grinding on him for a bit we are not the same

>lino.ooo: i mean tbh dicks aren’t that hard to get off

>lino.ooo: like if you know what you’re doing it’s a one size fits all most times

>lino.ooo: pussy tho, that depends on person to person

>lino.ooo: so i’d argue that’s about equally as impressive

>you: damn u rly sounding like a cis man w the whole “pussy is hard and mysterious and confusing agenda”

>you: besides yes you have a point but t-dick is a lot more sensitive than a pre-t clit anyway

>you: at least in most cases ik it can have the opposite effect but like. at least in mine

>lino.ooo: so you’re easy is what you’re saying?

>you: WOWWW

>you: wowwwww you said fuck trans solidarity huh

>lino.ooo: we’re still rivals, remember?

>lino.ooo: or did you forget? 🤭 you sure made a point of picking a fight with our leader

>lino.ooo: and our felix

>you: k tru

>you: changbin’s was on you guys tho, me n wooyo were literally just vibing

>lino.ooo: yeah true

>lino.ooo: he wasn’t expecting to see you there. im p sure he saw wooyoung on snapmaps while in the area and decided that he needed a totally platonic, not-still-in-love-with-you-since-high-school reason to get up close n personal w him again

>lino.ooo: you know, like punching him in the face

>lino.ooo: but then he saw you, the actual culprit of the crime he created in his head as a plot device and got all in his feels about it bc that’s a totally normal way to feel about a friend

>you: i mean, i get being overprotective about your friends

>lino.ooo: yeah i know you’re fucking all your friends cause you’re in love with them too everyone act surprised

>you: but he takes it to the next level cause when i teased him asking if he’s felix’s boyfriend he looked genuinely panicked for a second and looked at you for just a spliiiit second too long and hes definitely in love with felix too isn’t he

>you: WAIT HEY

You had been so caught up typing your response that Minho managed to get his sassy comeback in first, and it happened to be so pointedly what you’re most afraid of – he can’t be right. He isn’t. You get to decide that, not him – he may be able to read Changbin like an open book, but he barely knows you. While you’re aware that your feelings for your band cross just about every line past platonic, relationships are complex and not always so strictly put in the boxes of platonic or romantic – there can be a blurry in between, like with sexuality, gender, and most things. The greys amongst the shades of black and white.

You’ve always leaned toward those greys and in-betweens anyway. Yeah, your gender leans more towards boy than girl, but it’s still more in between. You aren’t about to pick a side in what genders you’re attracted to either, hell, you don’t even want to settle down with just one person; you’ve always been in the shades of grey. Minho doesn’t know shit just for being able to put you in a black and white box.

Now, how exactly can you express that over text without going on an entire tangent about shades of black, white and grey?

>you: you dont know what my relationship with my band is like

>you: just bc u can read changbin so easily doesn’t mean everyone is the same yk

>you: relationships are so much more nuanced than the strict lines society puts on romance vs friendship

>lino.ooo: you’re awfully defensive for someone insisting im wrong

>you: im being defensive Because youre wrong, dude

>you: i don’t like people making the wrong assumptions about me

>lino.ooo: mhm

>lino.ooo: aight ill drop it

>you: you don’t sound very convinced

>lino.ooo: do i have to be?

>you: yes >:(

>lino.ooo: aww too bad

>lino.ooo: anyway it was fun talking to u but i got band practice now

>you: you mean swords n flamethrowers practice 🙄🙄

>lino.ooo: no, that’s bdsm night

>you: Damn.

>lino.ooo: kidding

>lino.ooo: swords n flamethrowers r too bulky. more of knives n candles kinda guy

>you: Damn. [2]

>you: ok have fun doing ur little dancey dance or whatever lets see how long they’ll let you play kpop star

>lino.ooo: bold words from someone who admitted to cheating on the last little “competition” you had

>you: hey didn’t you say you wouldn’t tell anyone

>lino.ooo: did i, though?

>lino.ooo: that’s not what i typed. so don’t make an enemy out of me, sweetheart

>lino.ooo: or do. it’d be pretty fun. i do live for the drama

>lino.ooo: ok gtg byeeeee

So that’s how he wants to play it, then. Two could play at that game. Two already were playing at that game, actually, considering your careful tip-toeing around truths with both Minho earlier and Felix prior – you don’t know if he’s somehow mirroring your behaviours on purpose, or if you’ve really just met your match in someone other than Wooyoung.

You switch messaging apps on your phone, pulling him up. Suddenly you have a lot to discuss over dinner; preferably without being thrown across it this time.

#stray kids x reader #poly stray kids #ateez x reader #poly ateez #seo changbin x reader #lee minho x reader #lee know x reader #jung wooyoung x reader #male reader #nonbinary reader #trans reader #diverseinsertsknet #what goes on in neverland

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luvx01 · 2 years

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⛸ anon here

so the friend from chem class asked me if she should say something and i let her i shouldve made that clear mb

and she took my side and she truly did defend my honour and told me what shes texting before she sent it and the exs replies too. she kinda yelled at them for assuming my crushs and stuff cus they assume a lot like they assumed i was bi and said i was to everyone (the guys did) no one asked me and honestly im not too worried abt my sexuality like i have such a long time to figure that out im only 17 but i was rlly freaking out cus my classmates r super homophobic and its just rlly bad at my school its truly the worst school to ever go to.

i just rlly dont wanna go to school but i have to cus exams are soon and stuff and it shouldnt affect me this much but it is

like im so scared to show my face in school tomorrow

my other friend tho she talked to my ex and i asked her what she said and their whole convo so that i can know what went down in that convo and she has me on delivered rn

im just super scared like i dont wanna go.

in homeroom im gna beg my teacher for a seating change cus she wants one anyways its sad im acting this way but they all treated me so shitty when i dated this guy from another school and they made my life hell since then. in socials theyre all scared of my teacher so they wont say anything and in math im so scared cus my deskmate and then the guy i liked is behind me but im gna ask my deskmate if she said anything cus when me n her were close she used to slip out a lot of my secrets.

school is just so tough im so excited for when i get to switch- im trying to switch by next year second semester because we havent moved yet but thats a whole other thing

i just need to get away from my town rn

i miss living in my parents’ home country rn

i had such a blast living there for three years and it was much better - india bsfs i miss yall 😍‼️

sorry for answering this late😭😭😭i hope things went well when you went to school!! also sorry to say this but that other friends lowkey sucks so maybe just consider cutting her out depending on her answer…hope you’ll get to switch tho!!!💗

#luv—✉️#luv: 👾

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mouthfulloftoothpasterry · 3 years

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HELLO i’m back and i’m bringing some more concepts (sorry in advance if i repeat some btw 😭)

- ok so like imagine if yall went to a concert and like he would be DANCING SO HARD and u would basically whisper-shout bc it’s loud (lol) what the artist/band is doing on stage to him… he would be so grateful for that ????

- omg also can we PLS imagine him as a dad to be trying his veryyyy best to build a crib and like help decorate the room??? trips to ikea!!! and harry feeling material on blankets to see which is best for his bubba!

- speaking to dad to be harry… HIM AT A ULTRASOUND appointment!!!! y/n would count all the babies toes for him!!!!!!! and he would so sob when he finds out the gender 🥰 and would be holding ur hand so hand bc he’s so lucky ????

- ok wait this is a but random but i can imagine him being a best man one day for like his best friends wedding and you would whisper in his ear that he looked beautiful ( him with his suit and colourful tie HE picked out 🥲) and he would blush like crazy… also would defo dance with you all dance night… conga? yeah. chicken dance thing? he’s doing that for an hour straight… and hearing ur laugh?? hes DEAD.

- alsooooo night routines would be so cuteee!! he can hear you taking ur makeup off and would go to the counter of ur bathroom and sleepily ask if you could do his moisturiser or something… or he would sit on the counter and wait for you, ask abt ur day, would get some snacks for ur night movie or something. but random but hey ho!

- small dates are a must btw!!! walk on the pier? yup! just harry feeling the wind on this face makes him so happy! and he doesn’t feel self conscious around you or anything… and if someone gave him a funny look you would be SO close to punching them in the damnnn face!! he’s very lucky to have u lol

sorry if these are bad! it’s evening in the uk so i’m tired lol. watch me come back tomorrow 💞 have a lovely day and hope u like these lol!!!!!! xxx

NO THESE ARE SO GOOD OH MY GOD

I NEED TO TAKE A WHILE TO RESPOND TO ALL OF THEM AND WRITE A GOOD CHUNK FOR ALL OF THEM SO I WILL EDIT THIS LATER AND TAG YOU ONCE I RESPOND TO IT ALLLLL!!!! 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥺

Okay they are done babyyyy @sunflowerstyles-6

Concert:

“oh my god, Harry he just fell!” Y/n giggles, watching the concert they caught at last minute. They didn’t even really know the band but they have heard a few songs and the band wasn’t very well known so pit tickets were pretty cheap. “What?!” Harry asks, stilling his dance moves and snapping his head toward his girlfriend. Y/n laughs loudly, “He almost fell off of the stage!” Y/n giggles, clinging to Harry. “Is he okay?!”

y/n nods, kissing harrys cheek. “Keep on dancing, baby! I want to get some videos of you!” Y/n yells over the music, pulling away from his and stepping back to take videos of his crazy head banging and jumping.

Building a crib:

“Honey, it’s okay. I can get someone else to build it.” Y/n says, rubbing her eight month bump while standing in the nursery that belongs to their second baby. “Hush, lovie. I’ve got this. Just let me take my time.” He says, growing frustrated with his pregnant wife but he still kept a smile on his face while talking to her.

“Okayyy, I’m going to watch ******. Yell for me if you need us.” She says, letting her man do what he needed to do.

Soon enough Harry yells her name, Y/n was selling up the stairs with their first born. She smiles while she leans against the door frame, breathless from hauling her big belly up the stairs. “You did it, baby.” She smiles, patting his cheek. “So proud of you.”

Yeah… you guys don’t get to know the name until a blurb comes out 😎 me also using they/ them pronouns so you don’t know the gender yet HAHAHAH

Ultrasound:

“Bubby, stay on my lap.” Harry whispers to his baby, hugging them while their mummy gets an ultrasound. “Okay… one second and I’ll be able to tell you the sex!” The woman standing in pink scrubs smiles, rubbing the wand over Y/n’s swollen belly.

“Okay, you’ve got a (YOU WISH YOU KNEW HAHAHAHA) in your belly!” The kind lady announces with a warm, excited smile on her face. Y/n jaw drop while Harry and ****** squeal. “ANOTHER?” Y/n cries, making Harry giggle. “Hush, you are gonna love it, baby.”

Best man:

“Don’t be nervous, silly.�� Y/n giggles to her fiancé while she fixes his bow tie. They were at Harry’s best friends wedding. Mitch and Sarah had gotten engaged just a couple months before Harry and Y/n had, Harry now being his best man and Mitch going to their wedding as harrys best man.

“Hush it! I’ve got to walk in-front of all of those people.” Harry whisper yells, pointing to the door where people are slowly trickling in behind.

“Baby.” Y/n says, grabbing his face and looking straight into his eyes- he can instantly senses the eye contact and it makes his cheeks burn. “You look fucking beautiful. You are a dream. After the ceremony is over we are gonna go dance out asses off, and have the time of our lives. You aren’t Gonna have a worry in your mind so don’t get worked up now.” She says, hushing him with a firm kiss to his lips before he can even speak. “Thank you,” he cups her jaw. “I needed that.”

Soon enough Harry is screaming at the top of his lungs while doing the cha-cha slide- his suit jacket slipped off and shirt almost completely unbuttoned.

Night routine:

“Are y’ taking off your makeup, beautiful?” Harry asks from the bed, his voice tired and croaky. Y/n nods from the sink in the bathroom- “yup!” Harry groans, rubbing over his face. “Come take mine off, beauty.”

Y/n laughs at her husband, rolling her eyes while she pats her face dry with a towel. “Baby, you don’t wear makeup!” She yells back, stepping into the door way between their bathroom and bedroom. “Yeah but… come make me pretty. Wanna talk to you.” Y/n rolls her eyes but grabs a sheet mask and other things to doll up her husband nonetheless.

“You don’t need this, you’re pretty enough.” She says, swinging a leg over him and straddling his hips while he relaxes his head down into his pillow while she slides the slimy mask onto his face. “Yeah, yeah. How was your day?”

“It was fine, ****** was a little crazy today, but they went down so good for me during nap time.” Y/n hums. Harry smiles, “good.”

“How the company going?” Y/n giggles on-top of her husband, watching him lips form back into a smile. “It was good, sales are still going up!”

“Was it a good day?”

“Never when I’m away from you.”

Small date- at the fair!:

“No, H, come on! Give me a pretty face.” Y/n giggles, trying to take a Polaroid of him while he makes silly faces, pulling at his cheeks and lips to make himself look crazy. “Okay, okay, I swear. This one I will smile.” Harry makes a pretty face, closing his eyes while he smiles, pulling up his shoulders shyly while he does it. “Awe, you are so pretty.” Y/n coos at her fiancé,. Pulling up the camera to her eye.

As soon as the photo is shot harry is switching poses and shoving his corn dog into his mouth like a mad man. “Damn it Harry!” Y/n yells at her fiancé, making her erupt into giggles, almost making himself fall on the ground.

OKAYYY THATS ALL I HAVE :)

I realized that I spoiled that part about Harry eventually starting his own company… at least you don’t know what the company is 😭

#ask #blind!harry #blind!harry concept #my love 😩

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alotsgonnachange · 3 years

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Mystic Messenger Saeran’s AE Thoughts (.......And Prayers..) #Spoilerz

Hello, I just finished Saeran’s after ending and I have a lot of things to say and I am going to write it down while I'm still all keyed up about it.

First of all… Please DO NOT ask me how much money I spent to finish this as fast as I did…. I’m grown but my bank account is certainly going to have a good ole fashioned CHUCKLE at this….. It’s been a long quarantine I deserve a lil happiness as a treat methinks!

I have been playing this absolutely insane game since I think 2016? When I first started playing the deep routes had JUST come out I think? And I was just finishing up high school and am now a college grad...lmao

I’ve played all routes at least once except Jaehee but i’ve seen walkthroughs of her route (I’ve heard it makes you hate Jumin and he’s my favorite so um. hehe). V’s and Saeran’s routes I found to be so emotionally intense and just….a lot and I've been waiting a long ass god damn time for this after ending okay…. I would theorize and make up an ending in my head but i’m no writer so it was hard to figure out lol. I’m a Jumin stan mostly but I love everybody and yeah I should probably play that jumin dlc too but I need like a DAY to recover from Saeran’s AE. Enough about me HERE are my thoughts on it overall

Major Saeran AE Spoilers under da cut!

Can we please discuss V showing up to the C+R conference room with basically chloroform and made everybody Pass Out like??? I was alone in my room at like midnight just SCREAMING at my phone???? And the creepy ass CG ???? It’s like that gif of sarah paulson from ahs being like “I put arsenic in the wine….and the pasta”

Anyway I screamed at V a lot during this process!!

Loved RFA being sweet and kind to saeran (before V fucking drugged them…)

This is such common V behavior “I have to do it all myself...there’s no other way..” GIRL SHUT UPPP You do this every route....

SO many CG’s and I enjoy them a lot

Saeran’s sprite looks a little TOO crisp compared to everyone else but maybe its a glitch??? V next to him is in 480p while saeran is like 1080p

Hearing both Saeran and Saeyoung missing the other brother the whole time??? PAIN. All my homies know is PAIN

BOSS and his V for Vendetta ass guy fawkes mask??? I literally yelled “this game is TERRIBLE!!” several times at my phone

Their dad is so>??????? When he was sitting on the couch with saeyoung in that one CG while simultaneously telling him to kill himself?????????? Maybe chairman han is actually the best dad in this game somehow

When V and Rika were like we’re back together teehee teehee okay pack it up bonnie and clyde ..

When chairman han calls u and says hes jealous of u and saeran…..HUH????? I’m calling HR

When they go to the apartment and see boss and vanderwood and poor saeyoung is sitting there seeing his brother for the first time in years i wanted to D word sooooo bad like PAIN...PAIN….

Can we HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT JUMIN HAN BEING THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME AND HE LOST EVERYTHING IN THIS AE……. he just took the blame and moved on jumin what the hell….. I love him so much r we serious? He watched his 2 closest friends betray him in the worst way and found out abt how Rika abused Saeyoung and Saeran???? I felt just AWFUL. Terrible ...Terrible….

Rika’s change in demeanor from Saeran's actual route is certainly a Choice. I find her much more bearable this time around and unfortunately i think I was too nice to her and ended up with a bad end LMFAO

I was happy to see Saeran stand up for himself and become stronger and confident. You go king!

The CG of Yoosung laying in Zen’s lap is everything to me…

HOWEVER YUP I sure did get a bad ending and I was so mad fdsafdskfdhsf ! (I would be happy to clarify how I got the good one the second time.) MAKE SURE To SAVE EARLY in days 2 and 3 bc the branches on day 4 is where the bad end will show up. For me it was the first day 4 chat and then a story mode titled “SAVIOR”.... If you see that RUN FOR THE HILLS!!

I was so mad! But I had saved in day 2 and replayed and MANAGED to get good end

I’m obsessed with everyone calling V and Rika “that psychotic couple” like…..its true its true…

No those two are so toxic… V’s route was torture watching them go on and on about the sun like yo can yall just call each other babe like normal people.

I respect straight people but not V and RIka that shit was just wrong… Straight marriage was a mistake

Oh lord i also FULLY Forgot Rika killed the twins’ mother…. Yeah that scene was um Certainly a lot but it needed to happen eventually

Like it’s good they know but damn that storyline is just so bleak

I think it was satisfying TO A DEGREE….To see Rika understand where she was wrong, why she was wrong, fess up and even APOLOGIZE! I was very surprised.

Saeran and Saeyoung are Certainly twins with the amount that those two self sacrifice in every route MY GOD…..

The scene with Jumin talking to his father and the other scene of him praying oh my god I cannot tell you how happy I was to see him begin to understand and address his own feelings in a route that was not his own. My main problem with Jumin’s route has always been the trapping MC in his penthouse aspect.. This way Jumin understands love and emotions without being overly possessive !!! YAY also loved seeing him be on good terms with his dad who was surprisingly profound

That last Story mode was Really a Lot…. and Strange things occurred which I will get into in just a minute

Jumin becoming a politician is so funny but ngl … i see it.

Yoosung going to france to study pastries ok king I see u! (it made more sense to me than the vet thing anyway)

Lastly Zen FURRY ERA

MY BEEF With the AE

I was happy with how they handled it for the most part. I think Cheritz heard our feedback about V’s after ending and was like okay….let’s try something different

HOWEVER

Saeran…. Sweet kind saeran… IS SO AFFECTIONATE HAHA….

He must have said I love you like 300 times…..very mushy gushy flowery language...and maybe that’s just his personality but for me it was like eating cake with buttercream cake. It means well, but god damn is it sugary and going to cause a stomach ache later.

He was just… SO MUCH! SO forward and ON all the time in his affections. I honestly felt kind of smothered and by day 3 and 4 I was sooooo over all the compliments… King you’ve come a very long way, but ur still putting MC on a pedestal and probably need to see a therapist.

Nextly….Rika and V….. Naw that knock out gas really ...that hurt lol. Coming from “I would do anything to protect RFA” V? Idk like…. EYE felt betrayed reading that. It was just hurtful. I can’t even imagine how the members would have felt as they were passing out. It was just so cruel. I suppose I understand why but like?? Just TERRIBLE

Them being in cahoots with the agency and the prime minister..HUH??? Also too much

V just felt so irresponsible like I do understand that he ended up in a weird web of secrets that’s hard to untangle but he’s so fucking stubborn he’s SO stubborn it makes me insane. Like sir… It seems like in other routes he wanted to try to protect Rika and the RFA.. But in this AE it seems more to me that he was like yeah i’m protecting Rika and That’s It… so fucking hurtful to me. Both of y’all apologize ESPECIALLY to the twins and Jumin..

The forgiveness thing…… Okay so I think some people will not like that Saeran decided to “forgive” the people who hurt him (Rika, V, Saejoong, his mother). I would point out that I actually think this was approached somewhat well. He says at one point that he doesn’t think they’re good or bad, just people. I think he sounded mature and like this was the way for him personally to accomplish his healing process. Would I have loved for Saeran to flip V and Rika off and kick Saejoong off a cliff? Yea I really would. But like…. If that’s what HE needs to do to heal then who am I to judge?

HOWEVER…. Everything Eye just said goes out the window when the scenes at the end with Saejoong come up… I was PERPLEXED. Like why did he HUG his deranged father who just kicked the shit out of him??? Also all the chat options that MC has with him r like blah blah you’re like this because no one loves you were so corny to me LMFAOOOO?

AND WHEN HE WAS IN THE ROOM LATER WITH SAERAN… i’m sorry but if that were me I would have called a nurse to deck his ass. Cool he turned himself in YOU SUCK SOOOO BAD AND I NEVER WANT YOU TO COME NEAR SAEYOUNG AND SAERAN AGAIN THANKS.

*scratches ass* I wish I got to see saeyoung and saeran finally sit down and have that first conversation after a long time and hug CG but the ending was fine I GUESS….. I dont care about ROMANCE I want those boys to be happy brothers together

Anyway that was really emotionally exhausting but I fr think I got it out of my system after literal years… And I can rest in peace knowing the choi twins are happy. THATS ALL I WANTED TO KNOW!!!!

#Saeran Choi #Saeran AE #Saeran after ending #Saeran AE spoilers #Mystic messenger #Mysme #Saeran after ending spoilers #mystic messenger spoilers

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aangfanclub · 4 years

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liveblog s2 ep14: the tales of ba sing se

ok it is safe to say we had a LOT of feelings abt this episode. possibly the most any of us have ever had

[abby, immediately: oh zuko. baby

levi: EVERY TIME HE’S ONSCREEN

abby: I LOVE ZUKO]

toph and katara yes!!! ladies!! we love to see it

dskjdsfjk HES SHAVING HIS HEAD WHAT A CUTIE PIE

[abby: oh look at that she pinned her hair loops back! that means they’re pinned in the back not the front

me and levi: YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE PINNED IN THE FRONT??

abby: I DIDN’T KNOW]

toph has SO much hair omg

toph has such gremlin energy sdflkjsd we love to see it

oh no baby!! imagine someone scrubbing ur eyeballs someone help toph

like a CLOWN??? that was so MEAN TOPH GO MESS THEM UP

sdjksdf YESSSS

toph said you know what would be a good one? yeeting you into the bottom of the lake

yes!!!! girls supporting girls!! this is the SWEETEST we love to see it

ohh are we just getting little snippets of everyone?? this is so interesting

iroh just be knowing things for real

where did iron get that instrument?? did he steal it just now???

aww I wish iroh would sing to me like that,, i’d never be sad again

earth bending soccer??? this is so cool omg

[me: iroh be ZOOMING

levi: yeah he got jets

me: don’t say jet in this household

levi: oh right sorry]

WITH T H A T STANCE SJKDLDSK IROH JUST CAME FOR THAT GUY’S WHOLE CAREER HUH

is this just a day in the life of iroh?? this is what he does every day???

this is truly iroh’s world and we’re just living in it

abby: iroh said if you’re gonna mug someone here’s how

iron just did a speedrun on his muggers redemption arc djksffjkl

STAN IROH! THATS ALL WE CAN SAY IS STAN IROH

ohh oh oh no honey,,, he misses his son so much we are all crying nooooo

[me: his soldier boy didn’t come home :(((

levi: soulja boy?

Abby: >:( ]

ohh aang babey

[abby comments on how she can’t believe aang shaves his head and we’re forced to confront the fact that this whole time she thought he just didn’t grow hair or something]

he said my zoo is nasty and broke kjdskjsfklsd

aang buddy WHAT

abby: you’re friends with TWO animals why did you think that meant all animals

CABBAGE MAN NOOOO DSJKDSF cabbage man is the one who needs hope

THIS is a day in the life of aang???? he just be causing chaos?? sjkkldfdkljs

aang does NOT have the braincell this episode lol

ohh the whistle!!! if appa is here somewhere he heard that,, appa come back we miss you

justice for cabbage man!! cabbage man deserves better!

aang i’m sorry but what are you even doing my dude. why is this what you decided to do today fjksdfla

oh brother can EARTHBEND!! We respect aang in this household

WOAH WHAT THIS IS SO COOL OMG AANG WE LOVE YOUR ZOO

Ok fine aang i take it back. I support you and your zooing endeavors this is a valid thing to do with your day I have to admit. again, no choice but to stan aang

[the words ’the tale of sokka’ appear onscreen and we all erupt in cheers]

abby: he just be boomeranging all around for real

is sokka about to find a girl?? I feel like that’s what’s gonna happen and sokka bud that’s just not what you need I have to say

ksfdkjl this is what this is,,, sokka just wakes up every morning and Loves Women huh

[levi, paused on a frame of sokka: now THIS is baby. you guys see zuko for one split second onscreen and go “BAAAYBEEY” but THIS is what baby really looks like. I have nothing against zuko but every time he’s just walking down the street you guys go “BABY!”

me: yes!

abby: and we’re right!

levi: okay but I just don’t understand why zuko’s so baby!

me: it’s because he needs a hug! tell me you don’t look at that boy and say he needs a hug!

levi: so does iroh!

abby: yes but iron’s like, okay with himself. zuko is straight up NEVER having a good time and is convinced that he’s worthless and has to earn love bc his father is straight garbage

me: and sokka is, like, doing okay. he has the gaang. he has some self-esteem. “baby” is kind of related not only to how baby you are but also how much babying you need. zuko needs a LOT of babying.]

THEY CLAPPED FOR HIM SDFLSFJKFDJF

remarkable oaf dsjkfd SOKKA

is he about to haiku battle this girl?? is that what’s happening????

levi: this is like civilized rap battling

[we absolutely lose it and applaud wildly every time sokka completes a verse]

he’s getting kicked out for saying a haiku wrong??? dsflksda this is the funniest thing that has ever happened to sokka ever

levi, once sokka’s tale is over: THAT WAS SO SHORT. THAT WAS SO SHORT

abby: it is time for my little zucchini.

[abby and I instinctively yell “baby” at the screen as soon as zuko appears. levi has a point.]

oooo that girl just be making eyes at him for real

bro she just asked him out??? “he’d love to” IROH DSKLKLFSJD

HE COMBED HIS HAIR OMG SFJDJKSLDJD WHAT WE’RE LOSING IT ZUKO WHYYYYYY OH NO OH NO

oh thank goodness. girl Knows zuko rocks the scruffy look

oh zuko is so uncomfortable sdkjffd he SCREAMED this is not my gf and she did not bat an eye omg

zuko what??? the circus??? honey you’re so stupid

oh zuko nooooo. do not. not after you got mad at iron for warming his tea!!! zuko DO NOT

[intermission in which we all sing I see the light from tangled]

SHE DID THE DEBBIE RYAN HAIR THING JDSKFKLFGJ

[intermission in which we debate whether zuko can see out of his burned eye and whether the marks on his scar are beauty marks, additional scars, or artistic accents he drew on himself]

he gave her a coupon???? zuko?????????

ok I am not convinced this man is straight i’m gonna be real with you. this girl kissed him and he said I have to leave immediately dkslksdfajs imagine

KDFDSKJ HE CAME HOME AND HID IN THE CLOSET

aww he said it was nice :)))) we love zuko having a nice time

THE TALE OF MOMO YESSSSS

ohh its appa!!!! oh is momo dreaming? I think momo’s dreaming :(

abby: am I gonna cry about a lemur today? I didn’t think so

ohhhh is momo gonna find appa??? momo find appa!!! momo pls!

someone should give momo a gun honestly

dsjksdfkj momo’s got moves tho!! boy got thrown into a dance ring and immediately pulled out the sickest moves u can imagine

[levi: i’m sorry is momo carrying that panther??

me: momo’s carrying this show are you surprised]

YALL DO NOT TOUCH MOMO

dsfjkdajklsda momo said BYE

Abby [while momo is saving the panther cat things] : momo aang taught you too many morals. put some back

wait do they know where appa is??? where is appa?? OH THAT’S HIS FOOTPRINT

WHERE IS APPA???? that’s the end??? we still didn’t get appa back noooooooo

Final thoughts: incredible episode so many good moments. But we just want appa back :(

#finally compiled it all into one post so it's easier to read!

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honeymoonjin · 4 years

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pre-elimination thoughts

hello here is a compiled list of all the asks i woke up to this morning relating to the elimination ksdjfks please enjoy

If u see it from the pov of yn like actually that the person yn said “lets vote kook off after he shared his feelings and got provoked abt it” thats gonna hurt koo so much and he probably will completely shut himself off/ maybe even ask to leave the house if sora allows that?😳 and for yall b’s to vote him off!!! I’ll never forgive yall if sora announces that he got voted off fr fr!!!

Listen I’m not trying to be hateful but what did tae give us this week in comparison to JK??? Did he give us a whole scene? did he take the time to set up the gym into an exam room? Give us a sexy doctor moment?? No. He gave us some relatively mild puppy play which is fine!! But i mean compared to everyone else’s scene?? JK needs his moment, needs US on his side! Tae will still have jimin if he gets eliminated but koo needs a moment to shine! #byetae #savejk

I just remembered the elimination is based on sex...i voted the wrong person😞

why are people kicking off hoseok what did my man do

I’m gonna day this once. Vote koo out and I’m coming for kneecaps. There is so much potential there with the Maknae line. Listen hear me out the candidate that would hurt the least is hobi I know he was gonna get booted last week but like he’s the one that is the least emotionally attached to yn ya feel?! And also I feel like this opens up opportunities for him to dick down other members…. not naming names but *cough* jimin *cough* anyways that’s my tea if Jungkook is booted this week Readers …. I’m cracking my knuckles and we’re fucking throwing hands accept there won’t be a Seokjin and Yoongi to hold me back when I push y’all on a coffee table 😤😤🥱🥱👊🏾👊🏾

jimin may of instigated the fight, but jungkook threw the first punch and to me that’s a lot worse

the way it just took me five minutes to vote 💀 and 4 minutes and 55 seconds of those 5, i was just staring at my wall contemplating

Let's try and think with the few braincells we have left fam. Hoseok scenes are the most fun to read bc he is extremely confident and also one of the most experienced in the house. DON'T VOTE HIM OUT. A lot of the others could have a great storyline just hanging out in the house and creating sexual tension and drama. HOSEOK SHINES WHEN HE'S PERFORMING AND BEING A HARD ASS CONFINDENT SEXY DOM. PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU DON'T VOTE HIM OUT JUST YET.

i swear to fucking god i y'all vote hoseok out i'm rioting

People out here fighting for who should get eliminated but I'm here cant even figure out who to vote for cause I love all of them so much,,,, BUT IF ANYONE EVEN COMES NEAR MY BABY JIMIN AND YOONGI AND KOO IM KILLING ON SIGHT -jimin slap me anon

Ngl y’all wish I could vote y/n out 😂😂😂 girl gets into a relationship on a porn show... with 2 guys she doesn’t really seem to even like that much in a romantic way. Idk I’m fine with vmin but I don’t like the poly :/ not because it’s poly just because it doesn’t make sense + it’s complicating a lot of shit. I love the story though so I’m gonna keep reading it I just don’t agree with the relationship. I don’t think she should have a relationship with any of them until the show is over

Aaah this chapter was so good but also a mess 😭 I literally don’t know who to choose, I would actually be the worst in such a situation because I hate making decisions like that! I‘m seeing all those aggressive asks you’re getting and I‘m just sitting in the corner over here instead trying to deal with emotions 🥺 I just hope they’re all going to be alright in the end!!

I sent u two asks already queen and it def shows what good of a job you've done but this time let me be selfish for a second Because these anons are pissing me OFF! I can't believe so many people are in favour of voting Taekook out bro I'm really gonna pull a Kook and fight yall in the living room like UR really gonna break their hearts like that? JKS gonna blame himself for opening up and Tae will be devastated that he cant touch MC since touch is one of his love languages! Yall make Me SIQUE!

im voting tae out bc imo his scene was v plain. I get that pet play is out there n kinky but it was boring. While the hopekook scene with y/n was explosive it felt like tae having jimin there for his scene was a cop out. n then they did their dumb poly thing which should honestly be against the rules. WHAT SNAKES! also ngl but i feel like jimins been such a b to hopekook all the time FOR WHAT! im voting out tae for this week n jimin after. VMIN CAN GO FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE BUNKS FOR ALL OF TIME

Please please please don’t throw JK under the bus, if he gets eliminated his mental state is going to crumble even more than it already did, poor baby boy doesn’t deserve to get eliminated specially if we vote solely on the sex, because this man really went all out with his prompt, he was so diligent with staying in character and all, AND come on y’all did you not read the part in which he was being taken out crying while saying how sorry he was for the mess? We can’t break his heart even more

#kickjk2020 vminy/n for the win ‼️😼

Okay I’m sorry for yelling in my last ask BUT I’d be lying if I said I couldn’t relate to the way jk reacted bc I’d definitely feel the same as him that, doesn’t make the actions he took right but I mean have y’all really never felt that upset and alone before? You’re up against a wall with no where to go dude. Ofc you’re gonna lash out. His prompt was AMAZING he put in so much effort and it was SPICEY. And he felt so apologetic after the fight. He needs more time please:(((( #SaveJungkook

Ok but what i think some of us don’t get is that the elimination vote is from Y/N’s perspective, right? So how in the world will that go down? After all this, her voting Jk off. So, what i’m saying is #saveSora and #savejk

that chapter was so emotionally exhausting 😓 you’re such a great writer but it breaks my heart nonetheless. I guess that’s all I have to say about the chapter. but as far as voting, my choices are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. cause one I want to vote out based off of sex, and the other strictly based on emotion. uugh I can’t decide (even though I know you want it based on sex). my final statement I’ll campaign for is PLEASE don’t vote out jin or joon 🥺 #savejin&joon

I see ask about voting my man Jimin or sweet baby boy jk and even sweet taetae out while I'm here wondering if we can veto yn out 😔 i get her pov but damn im really pissed that she just gets "plant mode on" in situations like this

I’m so sorry for my baby but Tae is the one who has to go, c’mon everyone he is the safest option! He will still have Jimin and he can still have fun with the rest of the gentlemen, and you can’t tell me that he wouldn’t enjoy just watching and/ or punishing y/n when she decides that she can’t keep her hands to herself, HE WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY BEING ON THE SHOW WITHOUT THE SEX WITH Y/N BECAUSE WE’VE SEEN HIM ENJOY SEXY TIMES WITH THE OTHER GENTLEMEN! HE CAN STILL BE HAPPY IF HE GOES

If koo gets voted off I'm actually going to c r y just-

if y’all vote my baby koo out i will personally hunt you down and crack your spine like a fucking glowstick xx

PEOPLE DONT VOTE KOOK OFF. HE LET OFF SOME STEAM NOW ALL WE NEED IS FOR HIM TO APOLOGIZE AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT 😭

PLEASE DONT HURT KOO IM LEAVE THE BABY ALONE OKAY???:(((((((

#SAVEYOONGI WE GOT THE TINIEST CRUMB OF HIS FEELINGS ON THE COUCH WITH Y/N THE NIGHT OF THE THREESOME AND I WANT THOSE FEELINGS TO FLOURISH 👁️👁️

i’m sorry but if we’re voting by who did they prompt the worst you have got to choose seokjin. i feel so bad for him because the thing ab his feelings just came out but the most interesting scene he’s had up until now was the threesome with yoongi. if i could, everyone would keep participating but in this moment, seokjins the obvious choice to me

luckily it wasn’t as many as i thought but still fsdjfkjks phew yall are passionate ;;-;

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dreamsafterhours · 4 years

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college boyfriend!markhyuk au series: II (donghyuk’s pathway)

a universe in which roommates!markhyuk meet each other's s/o in class

markhyuk are roommates, my/n and dy/n are roommates, mark and dy/n take classes together and so do donghyuk and my/n — how will their fates intertwine?

genre: fluff pairings: platonic!mark+dy/n format: dotpoint AU universe: non idol, college best friend warning: a lil swearing (best get used to it lol)

masterlist

or click here to continue your friendship with paediatrics!haechan!

I ⇤ | II | ⇥ III

II: relationship consolidation.. it’s platonic i swear

the fellowship continues (mark + dy/n)

so the month that follows your first meeting

is full of

a mixture of crackheadedness and tortured artist vibes

a lot of it is sending lit memes and other shit to each other at 2am when u have an 8am the next morning and yelling at each other for keeping u up so late but then laughing again at whatever the ridiculous punchline was

“to quote shakespeare’s hamlet, act v, scene ii, line 270: no”

/deep inhale/ /unhinged laughter/

that’s your inside joke for a whole two weeks mark couldn’t get the numbers right the first few times uwu poor confused thing but he got it after a while so good on him

in the second class after the first day, you try your best to find in him the crowd of people lining up to go into the lecture theatre but you can’t and it’s almost time to go in and—

oop you’re getting swept by the current of the masses

you still try to look for him even then

and luckily your attempts pay off !bc you do see him further up the stairs

,, but he’s

,.talking to another person, sitting in a seat on the end of the row

slightly disappointed that you can’t sit together and get to know him better and hopefully become friends but !! still optimistic that you’ll just make new friends

you file into an empty seat near his row a little further down the stairs from where he was sitting

you take out your materials and start to go over your notes from the day before when

someone plops himself down on the seat next to you

you look up and before you can smile in greeting, you recognise

it’s mark!!

he says “heyyy” in that rlly soft voice idk if you’ve seen the vid of him going ʰᶦ but that’s the voice he uses here

and you’re like “oh hi! wait i thought i saw you sitting over there” pointing behind u

and he’s like “oh i just met a friend and i was saving his girlfriend’s seat haha.. she just arrived so they kicked me out and i saw u and !!yeah”

and u nod at him like “nice nice i thought you ditched me” jokingly ofc

“no no i was actually trying to find you but.. you’re too short”

“i’m what”

/whispers/ “i’m sorry omg don’t kill me pls”

/stands up straighter to assert dominance/ “say that again, marcus. say that again”

ajsagdfo cuties

“ok then should we meet somewhere before the lectures”

so you decide on the benches outside the building as Your Spot™

the lecture’s just an introduction to the first text in the syllabus bc . second class

and so there’s quite a bit of note taking,, naturally

mark forgets what the prof says before he can write it down and this particular prof, you learn, is prone to talking fast and then switching the lecture slides before anyone can write anything important down

poor mark is doing a lot of looking up at the slides and then down at his notebook and :(((

so r u but u seem to have better memory than him so u either have the lecture slides up if you’re a typer with your notes or manage to write your notes and still listen to the prof if you’re a writer idk yalls preferences so

meanwhile mark whispers under his breath,, half to himself

“what” don’t we all,, mark.. don’t we all

and he does that a few times so you look over and he’s written barely anything so at that point he’s almost just resorted to listening to the prof and not taking notes at all

then he seems to catch himself and he starts writing down whatever key terms the prof is spewing and you realise

kid’s blanking out lmfao

so you tell him you’ll send your notes over to him after class and he’s like !! R U SURE im so sorry im not used to this sPEED and i can’t put my hand up and ask him to slow down someone else has to do that

and u just nod and tell him it’s all g

so class ends and you wave goodbye (confirming to meet at the benches next week too) to go to your tutorial class that happens to be right after the lecture and so does he,,

and this is your thought process for the next five or so minutes:

there’s only one exit so surely he’s only going outside and not the same way as me

oh look he’s going the same way as me.. i’m sure he’s just going to another building ooh that’s a pretty cool tree

hey we can walk to our next classes together and then split up where we have to go in different directions

is he turning left or right left or right i’m going left left or right left or—wait oh cool

ah there’s a bunch of classes in this building too surely he’s on a different floor. see he’s going up the stairs—wait he’s going up the stairs.. so am i..,,,

nah surely he’s going up another floor

wait if he’s going up another floor.. why isn’t he going on the elevator

does he have a fear of enclosed spaces

does he have childhood trauma in an elevator

maybe he keeps fit by climbing stairs

lol this is my floor, be funny if..

hang on a second

HANG ON A SECOND

“HANG ON A SECOND” that wasn’t one of your thoughts btw that was. out loud

very loud

and he turns around, startled at your voice again

looking up from his phone and eyes getting wider than they were in their initial reaction

“wHAT THE—WAIT HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP—”

he’s giggling at this point bc it’s so funny to him

“HOLD—YOU’RE?? in this tute too??”

“are we??—”

“—in the same class?” yall say that in unison bc that’s the proliferation of a Wholesome Friendship™ right there

u laugh bc wow this is my new best friend

“this is crazyyy”

“yeah what the f..” he highkey cuts himself off bc i mean day 2 guys

but then you

“exactly what the fuck...”

lmfao he knows then that it’s ok to swear with you

n e ways

y’all keep talking until your tutor arrives and lets you in the class

ofc you sit next to each other in the tute as well

you have a great time and class ends quicker than you thought bc you’re having fun and that’s always gewd

so the next few weeks u’re just vibing with each other

walking to class together after ur lectures

walking each other to other classes

studying together in the library in your spare time catching up on content and exploring ideas discussed in tutes for your shakespearean sonnets class

"o romeo, romeo, wherefore were thou and juliet teenage dumbfucks”

he couldn’t stop laughing at that for three days straight

“t..teENAGE /wheeze/ dUMBFUCKS HAHAHAHAHA”

getting pretty close basically

sharing hobbies and music tastes (u find out he plays guitar and it’s the biggest possession he brought into his dorm from his house and listens to frank ocean and john mayer a lot, watches fullmetal alchemist)

sometimes you’ll come to meet him at the benches full on catwalking down the path with your airpods in and resting bitch face on listening to some dope shit while the crowd parts for you and he’s just like O.O

how is she friends with me

he thinks you’re so cool it’s cute

but he’s also alr convinced himself that you’re so out of his league he highkey won’t dare try and make a move

n e ways

he sees ur airpods and he’s like “aren’t you afraid you’re gonna lose them one day”

and you just look at him and go “do i look like a fool, marcus”

he laughs so hard at that

complaining to you abt his roommate in real time over text like

marcus the fool 🤡: “dude he’s whining at me to ‘play with him’ i don’t want to play with him”

marcus the fool 🤡: “now he’s getting jealous of u”

marcus the fool 🤡: “he asks who u think u r”

you: “tell him i would fight him”

marcus the fool 🤡: “he says u won’t win”

you: “bet”

marcus the fool 🤡: “i told him u don’t need to fight for my attention bc uve alr got it”

marcus the fool 🤡: “now he’s fake crying”

marcus the fool 🤡: “he’s telling me to leave the house and leave the kids”

you: “am i a homewrecker now”

marcus the fool 🤡: “he calls u a homewrecker”

you: “tell him i’ll kiss it better”

one day like a month or so into your friendship

you rush to the benches with that look on your face that says you’re about to murder someone which usually disappears when you see him and take out your airpods bc rbf

so he ,, approaches with caution ,,, easy does it,,

yes he’s wondering if it’s your time of month

ngl it åctually was which makes things worse

t e n t a t i v e l y he asks on the way into the lecture theatre

“hey dy/n u ok?? u look.. ok nvm”

bc u lowkey glared at him but u didn’t mean to i swear u just looked at him but u were alr in a bad mood

so ure like “sorry yes i’m fine i didn’t have my coffee today so i may be a bit cranky”

“what happened? u sleep in or smth”

“yeah i slept at 4 last night”

“wHY did u do that”

“idK but i was running late just now and the line at the cafe was so long i stood in line for five minutes and i said nop class is abt to start”

“oh okey”

this keeps bugging him all throughout the lecture

so he turns to u when the lecture is over and he’s like

“u have another lecture next right”

“yes marcus i have another lecture that you’re taking with me”

“come ditch with me i’ll shout u a coffee”

“what really”

“for sure, we can catch up on the lecture in the library tonight”

and you remember that you’d made plans with your roommate my/n to go to the library that night anyway so you agree and let him know

so he’s like “oh rlly? can i bring my roomie along too he probs doesn’t have other plans anyway i hear they’re doing some kind of project so he better not be going anywhere” with a lil frown uwu angery mark

“sure don’t see why not. we’ll all study together”

“nice i’ll let him know”

“cool”

cool

u see where i’m going with this

waggles eyebrows

wink wink nudge nudge

click here to continue your friendship with paediatrics!haechan!

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seongwhy · 5 years

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first of all thanks for your tumblr

i have a request please !! ateez with their love interest making the first move. It could be so sweet or hot... idk can't wait to read

THANK YOU ♥

@panda-tchi thank you!!! I'm so sorry it took long, i made a post about my absence, but I didnt knwo if you meant you wanted ateez making the first move or their love interest... so Im gonna do both !!! they'll be in parts so heres the first part

ateez making the first move on their love interest

hongjoong

ok so in my head hongjoong is like,, rlly shy and cute and b aby!!!!

and so he wouldn't do anything unless he was absolutely sure abt it

he would be flustered walking you to your door and flustered when he grabbed your hand

but youd look at him and smile and hed know everything's going good

but with his cheeks red and his teeth showing hed move the hand that isnt holding yours to move your hair behind you ear

and hed step closer to yours

istg itd be like a cheesy ass drama

hed lean in to you and close his eyes rlly tight and his lips puckered and youd be like :')) what a cutie

but then youd lean into him and itd be a perfect harmony of sweetness and kisses

and hed pull away after kissing you with his face beet red and be like '...that was awesome' and youd laugh and hed go redder

I literally ugh I want this

hed say goodnight but wont let go of your hand :((( youd have to tell him

hed walk away giggling to himself and once he got home hed be so happy omg hed text you right away

'tonight was so fun.. see you again soon?'

seonghwa

seonghwa,,,, baby

yall would be driving home from the date

and hed be driving and hed slip his right hand on your thigh !!! like the slick God he is !!!!

and youd be like.... oh shit

and when you look at him hed be smirking but still looking at the road bc hes a ~responsible driver~

but in his head hed be like 'is this ok???? what am.i doing AA'

then when he reached your place hed stop you from getting out so he could open the door for you gentleman style

hed give you his hand to get out, and then bring it around his waist

o m gee hed wrap his arm around your waist too

then at your door he would even say anything hed just grab you face and kiss you

and youd be ●-● for three seconds before smiling and leaning into it

and you can feel him smile too

then when you guys pull away bc of lack of breath he kisses your nose and your cheek and your hand

and tells you it was a pleasure and you'll see him tomorrow at lunch or smth

and he pecks you again and gives you the cutest smile and walks away giving you a few more looks as he goes

but

you yell at him to stop

and you invite him inside

what is he gonna do ?? say no ?

yunho

ok so I see you and yunho being rlly good friends

and you're at his place/the dorm and you're making ramen together

and all the boys are playing video games or in their rooms or smth so it's just you two in the kitchen cooking it up yknow what I mean

and you're laughing at sum dumb thing he said

and then he just looks at you

and watches you with your pretty smile and your pretty face and your pretty hair and you look so pretty

and he just cant help but move closer to you

and then you stop laughing and look at him like ???

and he just grabs your waist and pulls you in

then he takes a deep breathe and does what hes been wanting to do for a while now

and kisses you

he kisses you like his life depended on it this guy cant hold back

you're so into it you both cant hear or think or breathe anything but each other

but then you hear a 'yah!!!!' and you step away from yunho to see an angry but cheeky seonghwa looking at you two and the overflowing boiling water on the stove

and you and yunho jump and go read and move to clean and both mumble an 'I'm sorry' to seonghwa

he walks away chuckling

and you two look at each other wide eyes and red faces and laugh

ah,,, such kids man

yeosang

you and yeosang are going on a lil brunch picnic date

so u had to wake up early (a lil too early for you but dont tell him dat) to make sure your morning hair was tamed and your eyebags were covered

though yeosang wouldnt have cared what you looked like tbh

but when you answered your doorbell in the prettiest outfit hes ever seen, be wasnt complaining

he maybe took too long staring at you bc you had to clear your throat to get him to stop

he looked up at you, trying his best not to look flustered and he clears his throat too, sticking his hand out for you to hold on to

you smile at him and take his hand and step down your front steps

as hes waiting for you to step down the last one, he grabs onto your other hand and pulls (take a shot everytime i use that word in this post) you into him

he kisses you lightly

then whispers 'you look really pretty'

winks at you

and starts walking

you're standing at the end of your steps and gape at him

he looks back at you

'aren't you coming?'

san

ok dis precious lil baby boi

hes nervous and hes masking it w confidence and jokes

but you can read right through them

but you're not gonna tell him that

hes walking you to the park where you'll sit and play with the doggos that walk by and he has some sandwiches in his bag (your favourite)

and you're talking and he asks you you're favourite color to which you answer and he stops

and you stop, confused

so you grab his arm and ask 'are u ok?'

and he looks at you and grabs your shoulders and says 'that's my favourite too'

and you're like ,,, ok cool wow let's keep going i wanna see he dogs

but he just looks at you and says nothing

and so u turn and walk with your arm in your hand to pull him along

but he just grabs it and pulls you into him

and kisses you !!!!! and you kiss back !!!

and then you part from him

and say 'all because you like purple too?'

and he laughs and smiles and hooks his arm into yours and starts walking again with a lil more pep in his step (if that's even possible)

mingi

mango!!! my babie

mingi takes u on a lil arcade date

he tries his best to let you win every game you play

until it gets to one of those racecar games where he just loses himself in and therefore cannot lose to anyone

and when he wins he cheers and claps

until he looks over and sees you pouting that you not only lost to him, but got last place as well

he immediately stops cheering and pouts too

he starts making hand hearts and he grabs your hands and plays with them claps them together and boops your nose

he does everything until he sees you smile

and once you smile he does too

and he kisses your forehead and then your cheek and then he leans towards your lips, still smiling

and he kisses you

it's short but cute !! and lovely and keeps you wanting more

but he opens the curtain of the game thing and walks over to your side and grabs your hand

'c'mon, you can beat me in the next one'

wooyoung

wooyoungie !!! takes you to an amusement park!!!!

yall have gone on all the rides, have tried every fair food you could and now the sun is starting to set (I think yall know where this is going)

theres only one thing you two havent done yet

and that's the ferris wheel !!!!

you two are sitting up there and you're gaping at the view in front of you

but though you thought the view was pretty ... he thought you were prettier sorry

and hes staring at you wishing youd just turn to face him so he kiss your pretty mouth

and then you do

so then he does

and you gasp!!! but melt into him

you put your hands in his hair

and he puts his on your face

and yall are kissing until you have to get off or pay for another ride

and he pays for another ride

but then you eventually get off and you eventually get home

and once hes home he doesnt hesitate to text you

and then hes hyungsik in that scene from strong girl bong-soon

and yeosangs telling him to stfu and go to bed

jongho

plz this lil man can barely keep it together when he sees you

and he finally gets you alone?? what does he do with himself

apparently nothing. bc hes just sitting there

his hyungs know he likes you and you being wooyoungs bestie, you're chilling in the dorm

and the hyungs leave bc '... I have to .. nap' 'right!! and i have to ... go to the store !! we have no more ramen and you know the kids,, they need their ramen' and 'oh gosh, would you look at the time!! I've gotta take a shower!!'

and one by one it's just the two of you on the couch

and he freezes

I mean, you're just slouched down on your phone

but you look so... so pretty

and lovely

and like he could just kiss you

and now hes staring.

and now you've realized

and hes blushing and his throat is dry

'I.. uh . sorry do u want some water? I'm gonna go get some water'

without waiting for an answer he kinda just walks away mumbling 'so dumb. so dumb! damn u hyungs'

when he gets to the kitchen he pours himself some water and take a sip

be turns around and you're there !! oh no

jongho decides he doesnt give a f u ck. yolo. hes no pussy boi

and he just steps in and he pulls u in

and he kisses you

and he thanks God you kiss back

and now hes blushing. again

you kiss his neck to tease him and he turns redder

you back up and laugh

'I was wondering when you were gonna do that'

hes so happy he almost cries

thanks wooyoung!!!!

#ateez #seonghwa #wooyoung #yeosang #jongho #yunho #mingi #hongjoong #san #ateez fluff #ateez scenarios #i want all of thsi tbh #submission

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cupidmarwani-archive · 4 years

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The Med Groupchat

Summary: The title speaks for itself.

WC: 1.5k

[crickett has renamed the chat “SEXY BITCHES”]

crickett: my city now

[Maggie<3 has renamed the chat “Gaffney ED”]

Maggie<3: Absolutely not

J. Lanik: Dr. Marcel, I can just kick you out of the chat if you cannot take this seriously.

crickett: rude

[J. Lanik has changed “crickett”’s username to “Crockett Marcel”]

[Crockett Marcel has changed “Crockett Marcel”’s username to “crickett”]

[crickett has added “HUBBY” to the chat]

HUBBY: Hi this is Ethan Crockett made my username and I don’t know how to change it

J. Lanik: I can change it in the chat for you I have admin privileges

crickett: no fun

HUBBY: Please change my username

[J. Lanik has changed “HUBBY”’s username to “Ethan Choi”]

crickett: how come u have all the power

J. Lanik: Because I’m an adult.

FreeWilly: who acts like a five year old lmao

J. Lanik: YOU KNEW I WAS SAVING THAT SORBET FOR FRIDAY NIGHT AS A TREAT FOR MYSELF

crickett: no need to yell

[crickett has sent an image to the chat]

FreeWilly: WHAT THE FUCK CROCKETT

J. Lanik: HOLY SHIT

[Maggie<3 has left the chat]

[crickett has deleted a message from the chat]

crickett: sorry babes i meant to send that to @EthanChoi

Ethan Choi: I’m breaking up with you

[J. Lanik has added “Maggie<3” to the chat]

Ethan Choi: You’re safe now, Maggie

Lesbian’s Wife: hey google how do i bleach my brain

Lesbian: Seconded

Maggie<3: Remind me which one of you is which

Lesbian: I’m Ava

FreeWilly: I remember cos Sarah never shuts up about being Ava’s wife

Lesbian’s Wife: I’m Ava’s wife <3

[J. Lanik has changed “Lesbian”’s username to “Bekker”]

[J. Lanik has changed “Lesbian’s Wife”’s username to “Other Bekker”]

crickett: not that i dont love and support dr bekker but this is the ed chat

crickett: since u wont let me name it the sexy bitches chat

J. Lanik: She’s married to Sarah and cardiology is always down here.

J. Lanik: WAIT

[J. Lanik has added “connor” to the chat]

[J. Lanik has added “MommyPower” to the chat]

Maggie<3: I love you, Nat, but please change your username

crickett: give me admin power

[MommyPower has changed “MommyPower”’s username to “Nat”]

Nat: I’m in a mom chat leave me alone

Maggie<3: How’s Owen btw

crickett: @J.Lanik give me admin give me admin

Ethan Choi: do not give him admin I’m begging you

[J. Lanik has promoted “Ethan Choi” to administrator]

[Ethan Choi has changed “J. Lanik”’s username to “BooBoo the Fool”]

Nat: Owen is great thanks for asking! He just started soccer.

[Ethan Choi has removed “BooBoo the Fool” from the chat]

Ethan Choi: YOU FOOL

Ethan Choi: I HAVE ACCESS TO ETHAN’S PHONE

Ethan Choi: AND HE IS EASILY DISTRACTIBLE!

crickett: He locked himself in the bathroom with my phone. But now I have his

Ethan Choi: WAIT NO I HAVE PRIVATE STUFF THERE

Maggie<3: More private than your dick pics?

Connor: his WHAT

[Ethan Choi has added “BooBoo the Fool” to the chat.]

[BooBoo the Fool has changed “BooBoo the Fool”’s username to “Lanik”]

[Lanik has demoted “Ethan Choi” from administrator]

Lanik: This close to removing you from the chat, Marcel.

crickett: u love me too much

Bekker: Crockett sent us all his dick earlier @connor

crickett: NOT ON PURPOSE

connor: ...is it a good dick

crickett: i mean yeah? i hope so

Ethan Choi: I’d like to stop talking about my husband’s dick please

Ethan Choi: (but for the record @connor it is a good dick)

Other Bekker: can we not talk abt his dick

Other Bekker: not unless i can talk about the strap but lanik said thats not allowed

Bekker: So he can send nudes but Sarah can’t talk about our new strap?

[Lanik has added “Dr. Charles” to the chat]

Lanik: Will this make you all calm down?

Dr. Charles: I don’t want to be involved here.

[Dr. Charles has left the chat]

Other Bekker: DAD

connor: lmao daddy issues

Bekker: @connor is this the hill you wanna die on?

[connor has deleted a message from the chat]

FreeWilly: can we all calm down lol

crickett: no. @connor dm if you wanna see my dick

Ethan Choi: …

crickett: i was kidding!!

crickett: haha unless……..

Lanik: Please do not plan threesomes in the work groupchat.

April: @Lanik bitter because you weren’t invited

crickett: OOOOOH burn

Ethan Choi: Does @no-ah have us on mute

April: yes

crickett: I’ll dm him some booty pics

Ethan Choi: Do not dm him booty pics

crickett: doing so is a public service

FreeWilly: to be fair Ethan he does get naked anywhere and everywhere

Nat: Including my birthday party >:(

crickett: in my defense u and april and sarah were also naked

Other Bekker: i remember that lmao

Lanik: This is a work chat.

FreeWilly: we should have a nude exchange

[Lanik has removed “FreeWilly” from the chat]

crickett: ooooh drama. are yall gonna break up

[Lanik has muted “crickett”]

Maggie<3: It’s so… quiet

Ethan Choi: Please unmute him he’s whiny

[Lanik has unmuted “crickett”]

connor: anyways

connor: who wants to talk about their trauma

Bekker: @connor Like when you accused me of murder

Other Bekker: when i was a kid my mom really hated me and ive never really felt loved and maybe thats why im in a constant state of loneliness and being unfulfilled and even though im the happiest ive ever been i constantly feel like im on the edge of a cliff and at any moment im gonna fall over the edge and die

connor: that was loaded

Other Bekker: you asked

Maggie<3: I was traumatized by seeing Crockett’s penis

connor: lucky :(

Lanik: Jeez kids can you lighten up a little

Nat: HE KNOWS MEMES HE KNOWS MEMES

crickett: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS JIMOTHY

Lanik: Don’t call me Jimothy.

Ethan Choi: @connor why are you thirsty

[Lanik has added “FreeWilly” to the chat]

Lanik: It’s worse without you

FreeWilly: that may be the nicest thing youve ever said to me…

crickett: hey baby

crickett: baby

Nat: Use dm

crickett: baby

Ethan Choi: What

crickett: since ur going to the hospital tonight can u pick up my meds uwu <3

Ethan Choi: Only if you promise to never say uwu again

[Other Bekker has renamed the chat “uwu”]

Nat: uwu

connor: uwu

Other Bekker: uwu

Bekker: uwu

April: uwu

Maggie<3: uwu

FreeWilly: uwu

Crickett: OWO

Ethan Choi: I want a divorce

[Lanik has renamed the chat “SHUT THE FUCK UP MARCEL”]

connor: lanik snapped

FreeWilly: hot

connor: WAIT CROCKETT DID YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE

crickett: ;)

Bekker: What did he do

connor: i saw the dick pick. @EthanChoi you were right its nice

Lanik: Please stop planning threesomes in the chat

Ethan Choi: @connor I’ll set up a private chat

connor: yesyesyesyesyes

Nat: I wish I could get laid this easily…

April: You can

Maggie<3: I’m with @Lanik can you guys not be horny in this chat

Other Bekker: my two modes are horny and depressed

Bekker: Actually you have a third- hungry

Other Bekker: fair

No-ah: This is why I have the chat muted

[No-ah has left the chat]

[Lanik has added “Queen Elsa” to the chat]

Bekker: Rounding out the lesbianism I see

Queen Elsa: Is this even a chat I want to be in?

Ethan Choi: No

Maggie<3: No

crickett: yes

Other Bekker: to summarize: crockett sent a dickpic on accident and connor was disappointed he didnt see it and now hes gonna sleep with ethan and crockett and also i think nat and april are gonna get laid and also in case you didnt know yet will and jimmy are dating

Other Bekker: AND @Bekker IS MY WIFE!

Maggie<3: There it is

Lanik: Hi, Ms. Curry. This is the groupchat for the ED and I trust that you’ll treat this respectfully unlike some of the other doctors have been

Queen Elsa: Did you just call me a doctor?

crickett: do not listen to him this chat is all fun and games and dickpics

Queen Elsa: If that last part is true, I’m leaving the chat.

crickett: it only happened once and it was an accident

[Other Bekker has sent an image]

Other Bekker: look at my wife look at my wife look at my wife

FreeWilly: @April @Nat are you guys still here

Maggie<3: It looks like they both have us on mute

crickett: good for them,, we been knew they were in love

Ethan Choi: Please act like a person

crickett: bold of u to assume im a person

[connor has renamed the chat “tinder for lonely gay doctors and nurses”]

Other Bekker: DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN HELP ELSA GET A GIRLFRIEND

Queen Elsa: I have one.

Other Bekker: omg omg omg spill

Lanik: I feel like none of you are taking this seriously.

[Lanik has promoted “Maggie<3” to administrator]

Lanik: Never let it be said that I did not try.

[Maggie<3 has changed “Lanik”’s username to”BooBoo the Fool”]

[BooBoo the Fool has left the chat]

#chicago med #chicago med fic #one chicago #mine #fic #medgroupchat

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student-film-lying-piece-of-shit · 5 years

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Splentoby plas

fine. ok. ill do this. PLEASE keep in mind in these headcanons toby isn't a minor and that we can assume he's 19+ (he doesn't have a set set canon age? he supposingly dies before age 20 idk man it's vague please don't drag me into discourse i headcanon him as an adult in non au settings)

splendor hcs / splendortoby. yall asked for it. if i get hung im blaming u guys

also these r months old they're from amino. let's go

he can move his face and mouth! it's not forever stuck like (:

- he listens to nightcore unironically look me in the eyes and tell me he doesn't

- he is pansexual!! n cis

- he lowkey feels isolated and lonely from the others, trying his best to be a help but nobody rlly appericates it so he's :(

- he has magical capabilities! he can summon little things around him (think maybe the wadern from superjail?) like ie he will move his hands and a rainbow comes out of his hand

- he fucking LOVES minecraft and for the first 4 times he played he tried to like tame a creeper and BEN was just "you can Not Do That Splendor"

"he's my friend!!!!!!"

"you can tame how many animals and you try to tame an enemey splendor he will blow you up"

"): my friend..."

- he tends to get a lot of romantic crushes on humans but is terrorfied of pursuing them because he's!!! an ugly monster n their :3 to him

- he has an ability to make himself invisible to adults and only visible to kids/those who can 'believe' that he uses in public because slenders always like. "DON'T SHOW UR IDENTITY TO THE H U M A N S!!!!!!!"

- he likes 80's music a fucking lot. like. a LOT.

- he's friends w/ sally (duh), BEN (the one who got him into Minecraft), Jane, EJ and Toby!!!!

- he had feelings for jane until she was just "sorry, i like girls" and he was

"!!!! I do too!!!!! You funky lil lesbian keep it up!!!!!!!!"

- HE DOES HAVE A HUMAN FORM !!! he's the only slender who has a soild human form! However it drains him a lot to use it so he doesn't use it a lot,,,,

- he cries gold!!!! Liquid, his blood is like? pastel blue? his body liquids r pastel gore basically

- he, yes, is a brony. his favorite is pinkie pie

- he doesn't have a secret evil form shut the fuck up and let me have my son!!!!! i refuse!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!! he does NOT!!!!!!!!

- he has had a weird crush on toby for a while and he's never mentioned anything because "that is,, someone who works for my brother,,,,,,,that is,,,,, his proxy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"

- his human name is Romeo!!!!!!!!

- he's a huge mommas boy :3 he calls her everynight to tell her he loves her and she's just "okay cool" and he's "!!!!!!!SLEEP WELL"

- he's fucking shitfaced scared of zalgo lmao

okay im gonna indulge in this weird crack ship for three seconds here wait

- toby always rides on his back!!!!!!

- splendor always leaves him candy and stuff in his room anonymously or notes and toby's just "huh who did this" but than one time he saw splendor sign something and he was

"it's YOU??????????"

- toby: this is my giant monster boyf-

splendor, crying: am i a monster

toby: GOD NO I LOVE YOU

- slender finding out is just "literally what the fuck idc anymore do what by any means you guys want ive seen it all now"

- toby always also rides on his tendrils!!! he uses them as swings fuck you this is my headcanon list I'll do what i want

- they go to the fair n stuff when it's town n splendor goes into his human form and they have a good Time!!!!!!

- splendor gets toby really cute binders w/ designs n stuff!!!!! To make him feel a lot better abt himself and toby loves it half to death

- toby, crying: i don't know im sorry i never told you i was trans. please don't think of me different.

splendor, a creature that's been living for centuries, 11 feet tall w/ vague human traits: i would NEVER

- tobys the first human splendor has ever been w/!!! and he rlly rlly cares abt toby and feels super comfy w/ him

- splendor is v insecure abt being u know an eldrich creature so toby always compliments his 'monster' traits and splendor goes "!!!! O W O!!!!"

- toby uses splendor's tendril bells to stim sometimes and splendor happily let's him

- romeos human form has a ton of fucking freckles and when he goes into his human form toby goes fucking BONKERS he LOVES IT

- splendor in his human form: a-aha toby are you ready to go out,,,,,

toby, paniking: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO SPLENDOR

splendor: AAAAAAAAAA

- toby slips up and calls splendor Romeo in front of slender and slenders like

"who...who are you referring to?"

"SPLENDOR I MEAN YOUR BROTHER SIR"

"how the fuck do you know his human name"

"uhm"

- jeff: how do you feel about your emplyoee fucking your brother lmao

slender: please

slender: leave my office. please. im begging you jeffery just fucking go

(THEY DON'T ACTUALLY FUCK PLEASE)

- this situation makes slender say fuck a lot lmao

- toby likes sitting on splendor a lot n its just he's on his ds yelling at his NintendoDog to sit down as splendor reads nariana and toby's just background noise screeching "MR. SNIFFLES SIT!!!!"

#ghost stories #creepypasta #happypasta #splendorman #slender brothers #ticci toby #toby rogers #asks #anon #if i get killed I will kill you back #long post

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im-basically-logan · 5 years

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yelling about “Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts”

under the cut as always, folks.

deadass thought he was virgil for a hot second

oof

this is just a big oof lmao

“the human connection will make me feel like a person again” mood

“that one was supposed to stay up here” ah, Remus is doing his job

oh no

I’m Patton for a hot second

Patton, honey, please. you’re so bad at lying which I guess is fitting but--

why didnt Roman know about Remus fucking w Thomas?? until he got whapped with a mace

“You can’t have a ball without a prince” BRUH hkfvchgkj

he summoned Logan hghfjkh

“FALSEHOOD” yeah virge you were the first to encounter the falsehood how do you forget that....

blinders.....? why.... thats what im wondering

“So sushi” hdfhjghkjh

“I’m going to prohibit your breathing” fgdhkjkj

aaaa talking about something else... repression.... fun.... they’re all good at that huh

tbh the first time watching i thought Roman said “Of course I’m not a dick”

OOOFFFFF first time watching tHAT WAS SHAKING

AND REMUS’ HANDS

IDHDFJCHFJK

TEMPEST TONGUE JGFHFKJDF

REMUS WHY

son of a bitch

it’s the Duke, fun

THE MUSIC BABEYYYYYYYYY

music number babey

ok the opening of the musical bit is weird as fuck

i’m logan to be completely honest

hey, yall can see his pants

oooooof Deceit

so Deceit unlocked Remus kind of. and probably the rest of the Other sides

“Look Mister Duke I’m really stupid right now” MOOD

his voice is fucking funny tbh lmaoo

hey.... Remus’ neck cracked reaaal creepily lmao

here we go guys, gals, and nonbinary pals. Logan giving us the facts!!!

why didn’t they just use a white bear

oh right the ears. thats fun :)

they should’ve just used a white bear instead of a goldfish in a condom

patton bby. trying his best

roman on the floor is such a fuckin mood

“stinky?” kjfhjk

“or a him problem” virgil angst virgil angst virgil angst

ok why did they believe Remus when he said Logan was deceit....?

also i love how Virgil is offended for Roman

“i called logan a whale penis” remus shut the fuck up fghjgkfdhkjd

hfkhgkjf joan would do that. (they flipped off the others w an arm)

remus why are you like this.

“Uh, bitch, what is your deal?”

“If I have a deal then Thomas has a deal”

“Not all thoughts have profound meaning behind them” logan is so proud of virgil for saying that

and honestly thats true. intrusive thoughts are a bitch that you make but they dont mean a thing if you dont go into action about it

“Why do you keep asking that?” god he sounds so distraught

to be entirely honest but I’m logan in this situation

Logan standing up to Remus is so good. (during the little split screen shot. didnt blink an eye)

also there was a subtle nod to how trigger work. good job team

remus what the fuck

he just summoned..... those two actors??

“That’s what repression is?!” oof

“This is not about me wanting to be listened to. You all need to listen to Thomas” yES LOGAN TELL THEM

seeing Remus in semi-regular clothes looked weird as hell

OOFFFFFH when Virgil and Remus said “but what about Jeffery Dommer” (idk how to spell his name)

wouldnt.... wouldnt logan know that thomas is religious?

whatever i guess

hey why does remus blink like that hfgdkjhgfjgfhjk

so glad they’re listening to logan yesss

“I said figuratively. And that is why I say it” YESSS MY BOI!!!!!!

“I love being given two D’s at once” FHDJKFHDSSJK

“ReCoRd ScRAtcH??”

HKJGHJFKDHDJK

patton is being too strict whack

“Am I being cool?”

i love how Logan is just inconvenienced by his teeth being taken out

remus really just ate deodorant

LOGAN JUS TAKES A HOT SEC TO PUT IN HIS TEETH AGaIN LMAO

logan bares his teeth lmao

“how bout you shut up” roman!!!!

logan comes back from being hit in the head what a badass cool dude

Remus looked at Virgil when he said “I dont hide anything from you”

Remus getting... kind of hit by logans logic is great

“Please pay attention”

love how Logan is not fazed by Remus’ scream at all lmao

intrusive thoughts dont mean shit, patton. its okay.

“No don-” yeah I saw that comin

the jumping out of a moving car thing is a mood

i love how Remus’ disturbing bullshit just gets more and more superficial

“Everything is okay.”

“That was amazing, Logan”

my boys....

talk abt gross feelings, babes!

oh fuck a therapist!! i also cross the line there--

Logan is great i love him

Patton self reflecting is so good hghghghgh

Remus being like “What...?” when thomas goes “and as fOR YOU” is a mood

Virgil telling Remus off is so good. “A mild inconvenience...”

“It was just like old times” it seems like Logan and Patton were even annoyed at that

Roman is back babey. poor lad

aww he felt bad for insulting Logan

Logan smiling is so fucking good

“You’re really cool”

LOGAN BEING SHOOK AT BEING COMPLIMENTED HDHHGHGFHKJH

patton i luv u ur doing ur best hghghgh

i love Remus’ theme so much.

roman poor lad uhghgh

Roman dont repress!!!! bitch!!!!!!!

oh the Virgil angst

we all kinda knew it was coming

but the delivery and timing and the music buildup is so good

he pointedly says “the Others” instead of the “Dark Sides” and I like that a lot better than saying the dark sides

virgil really truly looks like he was about to cry. honestly. oof

i’ve dealt w intrusive thoughts and honestly? they will never be You. after a while it’s like the end card. you’re just kinda like “yeah okay, im brushin’ my teeth dude, shush”

remus as a villain is amazing. he’s great lmao. he’s a terrible person but man i love to hate his stupid existence

oh hey gavin

remus just eating some fucking deodorant i cant

if you made it to the bottom, hello!

#ts spoilers #sander sides #remus sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #logan sanders #lo rambles

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starrysence · 5 years

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ralbert for the hc. . thinv. g

ok these are kinda all over the place????? like the ones where theyre not dating yet arent necessarily before the ones where they are dating. its just kinda. scattered. oops sorry

warnings: 100% swearing. if its ralbert you can basically guarantee that theres swearing

●ok so theres this period of time where nobody can tell whether al and race are dating or just doing bro things like they always do

▪probably bc these two have always been so physically affectionate???? there isnt really a noticeable change after they start dating▪until jack and finch see them making out against a wall and decide to just leave them be without making any noise▪but yeah thats 100% how the boys find out▪"you guys didn't know we were dating????"▪"no wtf you've always acted like a couple we just thought it was the typical Bro Behaviour" ▪they all bust out laughing at that one●race LOVES the snow which is 100% ironic bc he gets cold so easily (can you tell im trying to do as many snow hcs as possible)▪albert doesnt like the snow. he doesnt. understand. race. ESPECIALLY because race gets cold so easily▪"baby why dont you just come inside i can just make hot chocolate and we can binge watch hallmark christmas movies a month too early,,,,,,,"▪"nOo Oo al the snow is so pretty"▪"youre prettier"▪"nice try but im not coming in"▪"aw damn"●has race stolen albert's sweaters during the winter??????? Absolutely ▪has albert cared??? of course not. look at his boy. he looks fucking adorable. he cant take that sweater away from race even tho hes already stolen half the sweaters in al's closet▪one time race was half-asleep on the couch when al got home late from a graphic design workshop and he was in one of albert's sweaters▪al thought it was tje cutest thing hes ever seen▪he didnt want race falling asleep on the couch tho so he Scooped him up and put him down on their bed▪"youre so sweet albie,,,,,,,,, i love you"▪thats the first time either one of them has said i love you since they started dating?????? albert is Shook bc it feels so different now▪"love you too, racer"●these two 100% went through a taylor swift phase together and You Can't Change My Mind▪it includes the ones a lot of people know like shake it off, blank space, etc. but also so many other ones▪they have a whole ass taylor swift playlist but they never really delete it after they get past their phase???▪so al absolutely brings it back when race is going through a breakup▪so here they are. two teenage boys, singing/yelling along to taylor swift songs. ft. like 6 tubs of mint choco chip ice cream and 8 boxes of tissues▪race feels so much better afterwards????▪gives albo a lil kiss on the cheek ▪"thank you, albie"▪albert dasilva? blushing????? pshhhh. nahhh (read: absolutely 100%)●yall Best Believe race can bake like nobody's business and albert Lives For It bc he can barely bake a batch of cookies▪however, the only food race can cook w/o nearly burning something down is italian food▪so usually albert cooks▪but baking???? yall this boy CAN BAKE▪thats actually the reason albert starts falling in love w/ him LMAO ARE U REALLY SURPRISED▪literally theyre like 13 or 14 right? and race has baked a batch of brownies and albert is in HEAVEN when he tries one▪"i think im in love"▪"hahaha with me or the brownies?"▪".....the, uh,,,,, the brownies, duh"▪lol no its race AND the brownies but he doesnt totally know that yet●if youve read my more recent fics u might remember race's sisters▪if noT, he has 4 sisters ok. two older, two younger. he is the middle child. What A Life▪siblings from oldest to youngest: veronica, ilia, race, rosetta, elsie▪albert and race have been best friends since childhood so albert and race's sisters know each other really well. theyre all Pals▪literally???? race's sisters Love Him▪when they find out race likes albert they do not let it go. for a second. race is Actually terrified theyll expose him in fromt of albert one day▪best believe they go WILD when they find out race and al are finally dating ▪the first time albert comes over after theyre dating all 4 of race's sisters TACKLE HIM▪"HELLOOOO FUTURE BROTHER-IN-LAW"▪albert is so absolutely stunned afterwards and race is crying w/ laughter●these two swear. so much. its really funny yall▪once jack dared them to go a whole week without swearing and they didnt realise how hard it would be▪"albert you fu----- fabulous human being, you"▪"stop being such an a----- aDORABLE person, race, my heart cant handle it"▪its actually very wholesome but the week is hell for those two▪the next monday theyre both like "FUCK yes we can fucking swear again thank goodness"▪its a very swear-heavy week to make up for the last one. the boys are Really Amused●race is so full of energy all the time its actually kinda weird for albert to see him tired or drowsy before nighttime▪but he knows if he gives race any form of caffeine or sugar the boy will practically be bouncing off the walls▪so he chooses to enjoy his time w/ sleepy race while it lasts bc while its pretty unusual its also absolutely adorable▪race is even more cuddly than usual when hes tired/sleepy ngl and i mean,,,,,, albert isnt complaining▪al lives for the lil smile race has on his face when hes tired and albert has just kissed his forehead or something. its so cute he swears hes gonna explode●albert is Wonderful at poetry yall cant try me on this i will take it to my grave▪race has no idea about this until they have to write a poem for english▪very open-ended assignment. a poem of any style about anything you want to write about▪albert says his is about one of the best gifts hes ever received and it turns out▪the poem is abt race▪and its REALLY well written half the class is saying 'awwww' and the other half is near tears and smiling▪race is part of the other half. except he starts crying. did i mention hes emotional as hECK●shsjjfjgs amusement park dates▪these boys live for them (also i rlly just want an excuse to write about amusement park dates)▪kind of chaotic bc race bruises really easily AND hes really clumsy so if he and al have to part ways for a bit he might look like shit when they reconvene and albert is like "do i have to fight somebody or did you just do something dumb and get yourself hurt again"▪"........the latter"▪"jesus christ, race. youre such a disaster. but i love you"▪"love you too albieeeeee"

×××

sahjkhdks i love them so much. i think i got a bit carried away with all of these lmaooo so i hope you like them!!

-sanj 💕

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banrions · 5 years

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annnnd we have reached the final haul, vampire diaries season 8, for the first damn time ever in 2019 bc why the fuck not.

here we go:

this whole, ‘oh no damon and ezno are in trouble, we gotta save them, what do we do?’ bullshit would be more interesting if i gave one single shit abt either enzo OR damon. alas, iiiiiii do not.

rip tyler. soz you weren’t more interesting and they did the werewolf arc dirty.

sirens, in theory i’m SO INTO but as with so much of the mythos on this show, i fear the potential far outways the outcome.

if claud from warehouse 13 is a bad guy i’m gonna be real bummed bc i’m programmed to love her.

oh fuck is babe is a siren. niiiiiice. guess what, i love them now. honestly, take the salvatores out girls, i support you.

AHHHH SHIT WAIT NOOOO THE TWINS. she’s the siren. NOOo do not hurt the twins siren lady or i s t g.

ohhhhh babe. claud, oh fuck this is gross and sad.

im’mm a little annoyed that we see so many scenes with alaric and the twins and we haven’t seen caroline with them.... once?? yet this season so far? guys. come the fuck on. give me this one goddamn thing. the siren nanny hangs out with them all the goddamn time.

ohhh the gang all hanging out in an empty carnival together is actually... super cute and i approve.

FUCK YOUUUUU RIC. DON’T YOU EVER YELL AT CAROLINE OR SAY THAT THE TWINS ARE NOT HERS. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT.

also tho nooooooooooooooooo care, that is not a good plan. the twins need you and i HATE this plan and so will they.

i am so fucking sick of characters calling stefan a victim who was forced to become a monster bullshit. seline looking at ripper stefan and just seeing anguish is.... against all of the bs that they previously said abt ripper stefan, for starters, and pathetic, for seconds. HE’S A GODDAMN EVIL SON OF A BITCH WHEN HE WANTS TO BE AT LEAST JUST FUCKING LEAN INTO IT OR DON’T MY GOD.

frankly, this arc is also kinda boring. what the hell is sybill’s plan/deal at this point? like, what does she want? what does damon? I DON’T ACTUALLY CARE but if we’re gonna spend so much goddamn time talking abt it might as well actually make sense and show me.

okay, alaric is a piece of shit. why isn’t caroline there when seline sees the girls again? does she even know this is happening? why the fuCK is the show determined to barely show her with them?

cool so i dont give a single fuck abt a damon and stefan murder spree, sooooo i’m fast forwarding through all of their scenes now. merry fucking christmas indeed.

sybill is obviously ~evil~ but um, girl has a point abt stefan always turning back into ripper stefan (which, jfc, that moniker and also like whole turn humanity off thing are getting kinda old) and it being dangerous for the twins. everyone on this show should stake the salvatores and be done with it and live their lives. ffs.

ugh, yall i’m bored again. i think this show is a very good example of a show that went on far longer than it should have. like, objectively there is nothing terrible abt what is happening rn, but it’s not good. like this is a show that doesn’t elevate itself, it grinds a few tropes into the ground until everyone chokes on them. twice. i’m not of the belief that no show can go past four seasons without becoming terrible, but once shows hit the four to five season mark they need to evolve and reevaluate and be willing to shuck things completely. that doesn't mean letting characters go and bringing new ones in. that doesn't elevate things if you’re just going to put those characters through the same beats as the ones that came before. it doesn’t mean HERE’S A BIGGER BAD. HERE’S A BIGGER MORE HEIGHTENED END OF THE WORLD THING but our mains who are terrible will be fine, bc they’re always fine. bigger doesn’t always mean better, in my experience, it generally leads to the opposite. in this particular case, it very much leads to the opposite. tvd should have bagged it in s6 or taken a very different direction in s7 and they did like, at face value. the whole flashforwards thing was a new format a new way to tell a story and show our characters and i wish it had worked for me bc it hits a lot of my narrative buttons but it didn’t.

this is also clearly furthered by the fact that the salvatores are the main hook now post s6 and..... yall they suck. and they are the ones the show repeats narratives with the most. and it’s the most infuriating thing abt this show, almost. damon makes crazy eyes and whines abt how he’s bad, stefan says he can save his brother and then turns off his humanity, and everyone tries to save him. it’s jsut.... so goddamn boring.

bb josie being SUPER PROTECTIVE of caroline, even if the person she is being protective against is lizzie is..... A LOT for me yall

kai in his own prison hell forever: Nice™

katherine, my fav girl who absolutely deserves to wreck the salvatores and of course is now running literal hell is abt to be back: NICE™ x a thousand!!!!!

caveat: babe, don’t touch care or the twins. everyone else is fair game and i hope you take em all down with you

katherineeeeeeee babe. how i missed you. even if they did give nina a terrible wig to saunter around in this go around.

honestly, burn this town and the salvatores to the ground with it. i support you babe. the ppl i care abt are gone and safe. adios mystic falls

OH MY GOD THE BENNETT WITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the arc of bonnie and grams has been Good™ from the goddamn beginning of this show, but smth abt the shot of dozens of generations of powerful black women coming together to protect one of their descendants and save the world is... Fucking Great

LEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

CAROLINE AND ELENA SEEING EACH OTHER IS THE TRUE LOVE SCENE EVEN MORE THAN DAMON AND ELENA AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

the three girls sitting together in a tangle on the bench made me SOB they are so much better and deserve everything good than this stupid town and these shitty salvatores brought them.

OH GOD VICKI AND TYLER LOOKING IN ON MATT FROM THE BEYOND

OH GOD

OH NO JO IS LOOKING OVER ON THE TWINS OH FUCKKK

the fact that this school is named after the salvatores is..... so goddamn annoying but wahtever

LIZ OH NO

THEY’RE BRINGING EVERYONE LOOKING BACK AND COOL I AM IN FACT SOBBING A LITTLE BIT

thank fuck they let nina have her short hair and not that terrible wig

this diary thing is..... bad but also, i like the parallels and it’s fine and it’s getting me anyway bc ELENA GILBERT IS OKAY AND HAPPY AND LIVING HER LIFE EVEN IF IT IS WITH A SHITTY FUCKING MAN

AUNT JENNNNAAAAAA

THE GILBERT PARENTS

ELENA IN A FLANNEL

OH FUCK I’M CRYING

ew no thank you john

AUNT JENNA I’M CRYINGNGGGGGGGGGGGG

um gross, how dare you end with the salvatores and not elena.

COOL I’M DONE. I’M FREE, WE’RE ALL FREE. this show went v downhill but the moral of this rewatch is... back half of s1-s4, a few bits of s5 and a solid chunk of s6 were... p damn good my guy. and i had a fun time.

THE WOMEN OF THIS SHOW DESERVE BETTER

AUNT JENNA WAS DONE DIRTY AND I’LL BE BITTER ABT IT, TVD’S GREATEST SIN, TILL I PERISH.

#i'mmmm glad to be done #but i had a good time honestly #i think that i am in fact gonna rewatch the originals too bc honestly at this point why nOT #if i can get through 8 seasons i can get through 5 #i need a palette cleanser first tho #vampire diaries

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nintxndos · 5 years

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an nsfw ask meme (hide ur eyes kiddos)

I was looking through my blog and saw I answered this ask meme back in 2016 and the answers are preeetttyyyy different so I thought i would give it a go again

1. Are you a virgin? nope havent been for a hot minute now

2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? Yes ive mentioned it to my bff a few times lmfao

3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? Yeah my fucking dad (actually it may have been an sti but still)

4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? nope lmfao

5. Do you swear under celibacy? nah man

6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to? ugh back in 2016 not a good time tbh

7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? nope

8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? Yeah my parents when I was 5 amd I still remember it vividly

9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? yes I quite enjoy it tbh

10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? the couch in my boyfriends parents house when everyone was home

11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? car sex bc I dont want grass in my asshole

12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? probably 14 or 15

13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? yes I really love it too

14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too) I dont know?

15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too) didnt know this was a thing tbh lmfao

16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? gonna take a guess and say no

17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) clitoral

18. What is your bra/penis size? 38DD

19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? yes

20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? a boys dick ayyy

21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? rough sex gets me fucked UP (though intimate is nice too)

22. When was the last time you masturbated? uhhh 2 days ago maybe?

23. When was the last time you had sex? god two weeks ago and im dying i swear

24. When was the last time you watched porn? a few days ago maybe

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? yes i have y first was a little blue bullet and the most recent is a vibrating dildo

26. Guys: Circumsized? not male

27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? thighs and neck fuckkk

28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? the clit baby!!

29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? nope though wow good for the ladies who can

30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? blue panties and a floral bra

31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? absolutely

32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? nope

33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? nope

34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? nope

35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? maybe a week or so ago?

36. Which wet dream was your favorite? not sharing lmfao

37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? well im currently dating my best friend of 7/8 years

38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? yes

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? yeah

40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? no :'----( I dont even wanna fuck in the shower I just want my back washed

41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? honestly i love missionary

42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Fuck yes

43. Are you into any BDSM? god yeah

44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? yes because we live 3 hours away 😪😪

45. Turn on's? choking, spanking, being called names, ropes

46. Turn off's? age play is a no go

47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? yes i have and since we started dating absolutely not

48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? yes like all the time the (since he lives 3 hours away)

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? uhhh I cant think of anything right now tbh

50. Do you like dirty talk? oh fuck yeah

51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? usually quiet bc i have to but I love being loud for my boyfriend

52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? yeah someone came downstairs and started yelling abt something, also my bf and I were fucking on the couch and the remote fell over

53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story? god my exs mom walked in right after I gave him a blow job and she was like "what are you kids doing?"

54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? bruh my bf and i were trying to fuck and we had to watch his sisters dog (like in the room) and she started trying to sniff his ass it was so fucking funny he jumped off me

55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? I dont really watch porn anymore tbh

56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) leabian for sure

57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? uhhh threesome I think

58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? dude this man had a pizza around his dick and the chicks grandpa deadass had a heartattack and she still rode him

59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? chris evans tbh (older by a hot second)

60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? I quite like my purple dildo

61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? nah

62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? nope and probably never will

63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? yes for my boyfriend anytime but not for any of yall sorry

64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? yes my bf is a fan of them

65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? no bc I have real orgasms (finally!!!)

66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? yes I tell my bf and we have phone sex at least once a week

67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) yeah I kinda have to

68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? when i was 15 I was literally sitting on a closed toilet in my house bc I shared a room at the time w my sister so i had no choice

69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way) nah I can do clitoral, clitoral/penatrative, and just penetration

70. Favorite type of oral? the kind w his tongue on my pussy?

71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried? havent really done any strange positions

72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion? not that I'm aware of

73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? vaginal i fucking hate anal

74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal? clitoral

75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? I love being a whiny sub

76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? yes

77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? god yes that is why I usually masturbate

78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? yes and absolutely not

79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? yes and no

80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner? not while we were dating no, but ive had sex w people who arent him

81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? yes

82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? nope though ive had a scare or two

83. Birth control or condoms? birth control

84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? not really anymore

85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? yes and not really?

86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? yup

87. Do you have any STDs? nope

88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity? yeah when i was like 15/16

89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? nope never even played bc its lame

90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? I swallow if he cums in my mouth but i love getting it on my faceeee

91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? nope and yes

92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? no

93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex? yes

94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious? intended bc thats the only way we ever had sex unfortunately

95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? nah

96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? yeah I literally called my best friend (current boyfriend)

97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? yes

98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? yes!! we dont live together and we are constantly horny it sucks!!!!

99. Do you like masturbation? eh

100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes? nope sorry

#mine #ask meme #meme #ask #ns/fw

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